Sergeant: Huh! 'Flu, eh? They should eat more fresh fruit. Ha. Right. Now, self-defense. Tonight I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit. (Grumbles from all) 2nd Man: Oh, you promised you wouldn't do fruit this week. Sergeant: What do you mean? 3rd Man: We've done fruit the last nine weeks. Sergeant: What's wrong with fruit? You think you know it all, eh? 2nd Man: Can't we do something else? 3rd Man: Like someone who attacks you with a pointed stick? Sergeant: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit. When your assailant lunges at you with a passion fruit... All: We done the passion fruit. Sergeant: What? 1st Man: We done the passion fruit. 2nd Man: We done oranges, apples, grapefruit... 3rd Man: Whole and segments. 2nd Man: Pomegranates, greengages... 1st Man: Grapes, passion fruit... 2nd Man: Lemons... 3rd Man: Plums... 1st Man: Mangoes in syrup... Sergeant: How about cherries? All: We did them. Sergeant: Red *and* black? All: Yes! Sergeant: All right, bananas. (All sigh.)
7:41
"He got me but I don't give a shi--AAAAAAHHHH!"
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Hahaha lol😂😂😂😅😂
That got me too
I love how all of the objects follow them
5:17
"Aaaahhh....
And the winner for the Worse Hiding Place of the Year Award goes to...."
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
He do be zoomin though
Guard:And the winner of the worst hiding place goes to
47: moves
Guard: I don’t see him
ببب
ب
ببب
بببااليخهبهعرلق
بببببب
4:48 welp that describe the hitman 🤣
1:50 "Come on, get up. I don't have all day."
2:55 backflip LOL
The best one lol
"Hello" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣5:49
Haha best reaction
I freaking love how he went head first into that freezer😂😂😂
6:59 twinkle
2:52 wow best backflip I’ve ever seen.
I swear to god that started to make me laugh so much 😂
Same xD
❤🎉❤🎉😊😊
Ğ
2:34 oh god 😂🤣🤣
1:44 If that briefcase was invisible it would have looked like you slammed the door on him
7:28 this couple of scenes 😂
😈😈😈😈🤑
Scz
5:17 You laugh at his hiding place, he laughs at you being launched by a surprise explosion.
8:08: when I try to impress my crush with a backflip
Haha
7:27 had me in tears
Npc: where u go he got me I don't give waaaa
Who's watching this after 3 years?😂😂
Me
ME TOO
Sergeant: Huh! 'Flu, eh? They should eat more fresh fruit. Ha. Right. Now, self-defense. Tonight I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.
(Grumbles from all)
2nd Man: Oh, you promised you wouldn't do fruit this week.
Sergeant: What do you mean?
3rd Man: We've done fruit the last nine weeks.
Sergeant: What's wrong with fruit? You think you know it all, eh?
2nd Man: Can't we do something else?
3rd Man: Like someone who attacks you with a pointed stick?
Sergeant: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit. When your assailant lunges at you with a passion fruit...
All: We done the passion fruit.
Sergeant: What?
1st Man: We done the passion fruit.
2nd Man: We done oranges, apples, grapefruit...
3rd Man: Whole and segments.
2nd Man: Pomegranates, greengages...
1st Man: Grapes, passion fruit...
2nd Man: Lemons...
3rd Man: Plums...
1st Man: Mangoes in syrup...
Sergeant: How about cherries?
All: We did them.
Sergeant: Red *and* black?
All: Yes!
Sergeant: All right, bananas.
(All sigh.)
The League of Assassins has arrived.
These videos are amazing
2:36 best scene ever 😂
Nah but for real😂
Amnamnam
5:40 I love how she wasn’t scared like you are bitter means and then she hit the ground😂😂😂
Love those deadly ninja burgers 🥷🏻🍔
8:22 just wait for it, trust me
6:10: dive of death. Rest of video: what the fu-AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4:58 that sounds like Peter Parker’s voice in marvel Spiderman PS4
It is. It's the same V.A.. He did background characters in this game.
How’d you get this outfit to use outside of Hokkaido?
Mod.
Dang he making them do backflips which is really cool and keep up the good work on the videos
Something is definitely wrong with that suitcase 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀☠️
Heat seeking tech
When u learn the force
5:20 😂
8:28 the banana are explosion back
Good work
Good game bro 😎😎😎😎
5:23 Best one 😂
I don't see him waaaaaaaaa
I love 💕 this guy
I love it so much
How do you get the ninja outfit outside of hokkaido?
Mod
It’s funny that ninja walks away in the bushes lol just like crouch down then go in the bushes lol
That banana at the end... perfect.
Old man did a whole backflip lol 😂
6:10 🤣😭😭
Goes diving proceeds to get stabbed in the back with a sword
Me: I love the beach
Me: see’s hitman
Me: o fuck no
Do what u do best
The one of the man diving was the funniest
Why the heck do the guards send in backup without Ramirez XD
Haven't played any of the Hitmans. Is this Hitman II?
2:53 HE DID A BACKFLIP
7:33 I’m ok Are you?
Where did you get the ninja outfit?
Mods
0:14 i felt that one
That woman with the shinny @## really got me so badly 😂🤣
Beverly hills ninja return 😅😅😅
Yo the part that laugh is 3:23 if youbare useing the Chang the speed at x 0.25 and the person sía come on and it expide 🤣
You hit him with that duster and he just did some kind a backflip
0:30 how the suitcase floats??
2:35 Well he ain't ok
Black pajamas could be a ninja but come on😂
Why do you throw something at them whilst they slip?
확인사살?
Shine as gold
5:17 ah and the winner worst hiding place goes to
5:23 YOU
ah and the winner for the worst hiding place of the year award goes to 5:17
explosive 5:23 🤣🤣
Does hitman available to ps4? Cuz my aunt is getting me ps4
I think only hitman blood money Is available but its bad quality
Guard: are you deaf?
Me: are you stupid?!
7:32 I'm okay
*procceds to fall through the floor and die*
4:57 that guy was so right 🥷
1:44 bro got double tapped
ninja gaiden 47
This is a mod right?
Don't be throwing ninja stars or smoke bombs goes in the bushes brings out big boy gun out... them. PUT THAT DOWN AND SHOW ME UR HANDS 47. :)
He got but I don't give a shi- AHHHH
he flip then break back😂🤣😅
2:54 2:57 bros the real ninja
What have you make more videos we miss you
fun fact: the briefcase follows the guy briefcase: why u always throw me like captain america's shield me: ohh i forgot your not a shield
6:51 tattletale
2:29 the head xd
How does a hamburger kill someone!?
6:36
0:26 😂
😊😊😊😊😊😊😊❤❤
How does a suitcase have heat seaking
Lol😂
U got me,but i dont give a shi-
How do npc's die from water
Security guard don't meant start smoke bomb and ninja star
والله
Diana during all this: 47 what are ........ oh god not again i hate when he does these shenanigans
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
😮
🦐🍰🍫
HugoKato
,,..😂😂😂😂😂😂😖
He got me but don't give a shit
glub blub blubble...
2:34
Ekek🎉
Kekkek🎉
Slsss🎉
Ха за ха
Uhdb100
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