My son , whom is 3 and I had a lovely conversation a while back . Him: can we get in the pool? Me: no , not right now . Him: why not . Me: because it needs to be cleaned and I don’t feel like doing it right now love . Maybe later . Him: I’ll snatch yo wig off . 😐 I legit cried laughing .
This reminds me of the time when a cousin and I had to go to the bathroom, we had to take my very young nephew with us since the adults were busy getting more food in the buffet line and told us if we get up he goes with us. At first everything was cool, I didnt need to go so i just waited for my cousin. My nephew started out asleep in my arms but he was kinda heavy since i was pretty small as a teen. I ended up struggling with him too much and woke him. So I put him down to stand beside me, holding his hand even tho he silently protested at first trying to free his hand but gave in quickly. At first things were cool as he slowly woke up and wasnt saying much. But then some lady comes out a stall and immediately says "shes cute" and hes like "uh uh ma'am I'm a boy, I'm handsome" she laughed and apologized. i smiled out of slight embarrassment. But this exchange woke him up completely so now hes alert. My cousin finishes and we walk out as were walking to our table my nephew randomly blurts out "Ew that lady's dress is so UUuuugly. Why is she wearing that?" I said "Hey thats rude. Maybe she likes it" and he replies in a louder voice "No way!! Its so ugly, look at it! No! Look auntie!! Auntie, you see it?" And i swear its like the more i tried to ignore him the louder he got to the point a few people AND the lady he was talking about turned looked at us 😩
We had two dogs that got so scared they ran out of the kitchen if you poured elbow macaroni into the pot! Funniest thing ever! The whole family gathered in the kitchen to see them go. Rofl
At age 5, on 1994, I walked up to my mom: You're Santa. "Why do you say that?" We don't have a chimney he can use... "That means he used the front door, baby." GRANDMA AIN'T LETTING NO WHITE MAN IN THE HOUSE AT NIGHT "... okay, I'm Santa." Oh, okay. *walks away immediately*
well in my place it doesnt snow because is a tropical island, so we don't have chimneys. My mom said that Santa had a special powder that he put on himself to make him tiny to fit in every single place.
my 5 y/o sister: *cries because tablet is broken* me: you don’t need a tablet, YOU ARE FIVE sister: I NEED IT TO LIVE me: AHAHA MOM LISTEN TO WHAT SHE JUST SAID
My stepsister has spent 16 hours on her tablet before and I dont know how she has the patience. Like ya I'm on my phone alot but I'm always reading or texting my friends. She literally just spends all day playing games, I dont know how. I would get so bored of just playing games
Oh boy, I feel bad for him. Wait until they start their periods. All of his tweets are gonna be about him hiding in his room from his little demons every month.
@@mikip282 my mum can barely deal with 2 out of 5 girls having their periods...idk how he's gonna deal with 4 around the same time (There's an age gap between the 2 of us and the other 3 so she's not got 5 at once)
I was laughing so hard at these that my Mom came into the room and asked me what was going on. She ended up watching with me and laughing as much as I was. Thanks for making an 82 year old lady laugh!
Regarding the death of a toy in Toy Story: They have to make the choice to die. They basically have to be melted, burned, or, in the case of stuffed animals, ripped to shreds. They do not die any other way.
Alopecia tips: Try to relax and be as stress-free as much as possible. Biotin will be your best friend, if it doesn't break you out. Keep your head out of a sun (wear a cap,hat,hoodie, etc.)
For Alopecia use Nutiva Organic, Cold-Pressed, Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil. Rub it on the scalp with the hair loss. My nephew started losing hair at the young age of 2yrs old. After a few years he was fully bald. They started issuing this on him scalp. Massage it in. His hair is growing back.
I did it as well. Except after I told my parents that I lost a tooth they forgot for like a week and they tried to convince me it was just too windy for a fairy to fly to my house.
LMAO!!! Y’all already know it’s literally hilarious when Alonzo starts to read funny tweets, like this for example, this guy never failed to make my day.
Alopecia Areata: "Sudden hair loss that starts with one or more circular bald patches that may overlap. Alopecia areata occurs when the immune system attacks hair follicles, and may be brought on by severe stress." DESTRESS, DUDE
Lmao. Alonzo you get me through some of my hardest times,and you always manage to put a smile on my face, without you I'd be so lost. So I wanted to thank you for everything you do. Keep up the comedy!
Hi, my husband gets those spots. It's triggered from stress. You can make the hair grow back by getting some Rogaine or off-brand and apply to balding spot. It helps regenerate hair back.
When my youngest daughter, Anna, went to meet her preschool teacher before the school year started, she made the funniest observation. Her preschool teacher was maybe 5 foot tall at best. After greeting her teacher, I asked my daughter if she wanted to sit at the table to talk to her teacher. With a serious look on her face, she pointed at the teacher and said "I will when that little girl moves."
Also, when she was in kindergarten, the teacher had all of the children coloring pictures and was walking around observing them. When she got to my daughter, she said "What a pretty picture.:" Anna looked up at her and said "Ok, I will just pee my pants and then actually peed." I laughed all the way to the school to bring her clean panties and pants.
I’m an adult but I went in the store the other day and got really excited over this pretty pumpkin cookie jar and I yelled “PRETTY PENGUIN” I felt so damn dumb
My sister works at a kindergarten and was talking her class to the bathroom when she overheard two boys giggling in the bathroom, so when she went to see what they were doing she heard them saying “okay your turn” to each other and relished they were having a peeing contest 🤣
When i was 12, I was at Kohls for back to school shopping with my family and grandma. I was in a flash T-shirt, shorts the are below the knees, and my flash cap that i had on backwards when we were going to the check out. My grandma asked me to get some bags to put her paid clothes in, so I did what she said. While I was getting some backs from the check out desk, this employee said, “Sir. You can’t be back there. Sir?” I turned around confused and pointed to my self saying, “Are you talking to me?” My mom and grandma started to laugh while I was just standing there embarrassed and confused. I still talk about it to this day. 😂
Kids these days can't live without technology these days, My cousin came over and then she said...... "What the Wi-Fi password Me: We don't have internet but we have movies she said 7 yo: Ugh it's so old here I WANT TO GO HOME Me: Sorry does not work like that 👇🏽☺
I was helping my mom at the preschool she worked at. I was 9 or 10 and the kids were about 5. I was teaching them animal sounds. I asked a kid "what does a ducky say?" he says, WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT, "Aflac!"
Red gaming I can’t say much for Ghosts but witches are real, meaning people who practice witchcraft, Wicca, and Paganism. So yes, witches are technically real.
Yesterday when I was in the store a little girl was shouting at a poster stop looking at me I guess she had enough because she then kicking it and I was dying of laughter 🤣🤣🤦♀️GOD PLZ SEND HELP
My son is 8 and he says that he is in love...I told him "don't take advice from me, that's why me and your mom ain't together" he said "I know, I'm not asking for advice, I'm just telling you I might move out"
Watching tv with my six year old son when a black and white commercial comes on. Son: mom when you were my age did you see in black and white? Me: how old do you think i am? Without missing a beat... Son: 92 Me:...thanks kiddo. I was 32.
I worked in a kindergarten. One day I overheard three boys talking about a plane flying over us far up in the sky. Boy 1: Maybe it’s going to the moon. Boy 2. No, it can’t be. It’s not night now.
I was walking my dog with my mum when I was younger. There was a kid. Like 4-5. He shouted out: LOOK DONKEY! and pointed towards us. I said: hey there, it's not a donkey it's a dog. (I have a miniature long haired sausage dog, he cute but his breath stank) Then he looked me in the eyes and just said: no. I meant you. *Let me tell you something. LET ME TELL YOU. I'VE NEVER SEEN A MOTHER GO SO RED, WITH A MORTIFIED LOOK LIKE THAT. I WAS LIKE DAAAMMNNN, SHE APPOLOGIZED HURRIED HER SON AWAY AND SPANKED HIM. IVE NEVER LAUGHED MORE IN MY LIFE😂😂😂I hope to god I meet this kid in the future, but sis y'all already know I nearly slapped the shit out of him...I didn't tho....😢😂😂😂😂😂*
what was the weirdest thing your kid asked? lol. I wanna read them. I be bored sometimes
Alonzo Lerone can you do another weirdest kids test answers or detention slip video please
Put coccunt oil on your bald spot
Alonzo Lerone love the videos but most of the memes are old
I don't have kids, Alonzo.....
@@laogkety2844 ew....stop
“That kId is going places, unlike my bald spot” 😭😭😭
😭😭🙈🥴
When I was 9 I got grounded for telling my teacher that her hairline went further back than slavery
Genius.
No you didn't
Omg 😮
LMFAOOOO!
Idc if this is real or not this is the funniest thing I’ve read today😂
Alonzo read "what if we put a SLICE of Turkey in the DVD player"
Alonzo: "a WHOLE turkey!?!"
Because he said it will it's WHOLE life
Child: *says something slightly offensive*
Alonzo: SLAP IT
He's clearly not a dad. He doesn't have the patience of one😂
He is so not ready for kids.
What do you mean guys? He'd make a great dad 😂
Lol 500th like
@@QueenofWheels "."
My son , whom is 3 and I had a lovely conversation a while back .
Him: can we get in the pool?
Me: no , not right now .
Him: why not .
Me: because it needs to be cleaned and I don’t feel like doing it right now love . Maybe later .
Him: I’ll snatch yo wig off . 😐
I legit cried laughing .
My God you killed me!!!
I'll snatch yo wig off?
Avee maria 💀💀😭😭😭
“See Kash that could’ve been funnier if you had stopped barking”
“ProBaBLy BarKInG aT A lEaf” 😂😂😂😂
Alexis Underwood never laughed so hard in my life 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Never laughed so hard....my stomach hurts lol
I paused the video and search the comment section for this. 😂😂😂 I knew that was the funniest part 😂😂
In the car.
Daughter: can you turn on the fridge?
Me: the refrigerator is always on
Her: no, I meant this fridge
SHE MEANT THE AC 😂
I probably would pee myself after hearing that 😂
Rock Star That's adorable. :03
Rock Star awwwwwwww
Rock Star Lol
Awww bless her cute little heart ❤️
“HE CALLED ME FAT. He looked me up and down like he wasn’t shorter than me and he called me fat!” 😂
Sugar And spice 😭
"I visioned myself just slappin' himself across that gymnasium" 😂
cash: barks
Alonzo : he is probably barking at a leaf 😂😂
😂😂😂
Yoooo that had me weak 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My brother's dog barks at leaves. And snowman. And toddlers on tricycles. Falling snow, school children, baby birds. Yeah, she's kinda dumb
Ruth Caperchione Bruh
Ruth Caperchione you think your dog is dumb?
“SUN...GET HER” I cannot breath 😂😭
Today my father whispering: omg that lady wig is on wrong my little brother yelling : maaaaam your wig backwards 😭😭😭😭
Oh gosh, what did she say/do? 😂
I would die laughing. My nephew was saying fresh off the boat around people that weren’t native to the US. It was bad
A greeter went to the lady to fix it...but tbh the wig looked better backwards
This reminds me of the time when a cousin and I had to go to the bathroom, we had to take my very young nephew with us since the adults were busy getting more food in the buffet line and told us if we get up he goes with us. At first everything was cool, I didnt need to go so i just waited for my cousin. My nephew started out asleep in my arms but he was kinda heavy since i was pretty small as a teen. I ended up struggling with him too much and woke him. So I put him down to stand beside me, holding his hand even tho he silently protested at first trying to free his hand but gave in quickly. At first things were cool as he slowly woke up and wasnt saying much. But then some lady comes out a stall and immediately says "shes cute" and hes like "uh uh ma'am I'm a boy, I'm handsome" she laughed and apologized. i smiled out of slight embarrassment. But this exchange woke him up completely so now hes alert. My cousin finishes and we walk out as were walking to our table my nephew randomly blurts out "Ew that lady's dress is so UUuuugly. Why is she wearing that?" I said "Hey thats rude. Maybe she likes it" and he replies in a louder voice "No way!! Its so ugly, look at it! No! Look auntie!! Auntie, you see it?" And i swear its like the more i tried to ignore him the louder he got to the point a few people AND the lady he was talking about turned looked at us 😩
nakela vanakua 😂😂😂😂
I died when he said Kash was probably barking at a leaf 😭💀
Aseye Srigboh me too! I was dying
We had two dogs that got so scared they ran out of the kitchen if you poured elbow macaroni into the pot! Funniest thing ever! The whole family gathered in the kitchen to see them go. Rofl
Aseye Srigboh I was eating my dinner, almost chocked and died.
I read the comment as soon as he said it lmao
My dog barks at her own reflection
At age 5, on 1994, I walked up to my mom:
You're Santa.
"Why do you say that?"
We don't have a chimney he can use...
"That means he used the front door, baby."
GRANDMA AIN'T LETTING NO WHITE MAN IN THE HOUSE AT NIGHT
"... okay, I'm Santa."
Oh, okay. *walks away immediately*
😂😂😂😂😂 your grandma is hilarious
ahh😂 GRANDMA AINT GETTIN UP PERIOD. Idc if the guy is white or black i wouldn’t get up either
My mum used to tell me that one of his elves gets in through the lock, gets the key and opens the door for him.
well in my place it doesnt snow because is a tropical island, so we don't have chimneys. My mom said that Santa had a special powder that he put on himself to make him tiny to fit in every single place.
AngeAle Bassist same, cuz when I lived in apartments and stuff like that she said that Santa did yhay
Alonzo: “I don’t know how to spell it.”
Me: “Get a dictionary.......oh wait!” 😂
Hah! That was my thought too!! Rewind to the intro of the video..lol
Oh I get it
my 5 y/o sister: *cries because tablet is broken*
me: you don’t need a tablet, YOU ARE FIVE
sister: I NEED IT TO LIVE
me: AHAHA MOM LISTEN TO WHAT SHE JUST SAID
I mean like yeah. Kids don't go out as much anymore. They're whole childhood is dependent on the digital world
G.B. The Green-Cheeked Conure I got a phone when I was 1 and I legit knew how to use it
My stepsister has spent 16 hours on her tablet before and I dont know how she has the patience. Like ya I'm on my phone alot but I'm always reading or texting my friends. She literally just spends all day playing games, I dont know how. I would get so bored of just playing games
Jade Fording omg same
Only One MITCH! Yeah......
The fact that I’m a 23 year old woman relating to kids has me in my feelings😐🙌🏼
Elle’s Woodlock same 😂😂
It's sad that you refired to a drake song because I'm 11
Abigail Brown W-What?
Somebody should start a Go Fund Me for Alonzo’s bald spot. 😂😂
Lol!
I'm on it
@@onlyusingthistocomment8763 yes please do lol!!!?
@@macydiy9697 sorry for getting your hopes up i just was joking
@@onlyusingthistocomment8763 I now I just thote its funny!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂
Alonzo: "I almost swallowed my tongue"
Me: "How is that physically possible"😂😂😂
Unfortunately you can choke on your own tongue. If someones having a seizure, roll them on their side really fast to help prevent that from happening.
I heard it almost happened to a football player.
.me: *stupidly trying to swallow tongue* 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
turkey DVD 😂😂😂😂
My neighbor can. He doesnt have the weird thing under his tongue that connects it to the bottom of his mouth
My 3 year old cried for 20 minutes because I wouldn't let him sit in the oven with the pizza & told me I was the "meanest mom ever". 🤣
I think James Breakwell has 4 daughters. He's a writer so most of his posts are jokes about his wife and kids.
He also has like 2 pigs i think lol.
I think one of his posts said he has 4 daughters
Me: takes off my wig
My 2yo: put your wig back on
Me :😳
2 yo: put it on
😂😂
James has four daughters and he is pretty famous for it. Has two books and everything lol.
He also has two pigs that he's pretty proud of.
Oh boy, I feel bad for him. Wait until they start their periods. All of his tweets are gonna be about him hiding in his room from his little demons every month.
@@mikip282 my mum can barely deal with 2 out of 5 girls having their periods...idk how he's gonna deal with 4 around the same time
(There's an age gap between the 2 of us and the other 3 so she's not got 5 at once)
Alopecia... Alopecia areata occurs when the immune system attacks hair follicles, and may be brought on by severe stress
😗😯😬
Minoxidil may help him.
I read that there are ways to help it, but there aren't any cures. If it's causing you problems, I'd talk to your doctor to see what they suggest.
roxcyn yep, i’m using it. It’s good. 😊👍
Just realized I have family members with alopecia.... so does my husband....good luck kids 😳😬😞
The other day my son asked me: Mama you got money?
Me: yeah
My son: oh because I feel like you broke
Lol all I could do was laugh lol
😂😂😂😂😂
Alonzo: "I almost swallowed my tongue"
Alonzo: "Can y'all just imagine the kid just on the couch saying "cOmE tO mE cOoKiEs"
Brii's Life I died and was resurrected at that 😂
Am I the only one that heard him say “pee-guin” instead of penguin??? 1:58
Yes and I was hoping he would corrected the second time he said it but I don't think he did 😂🤣
He actually said penguin. He pronounced the syllable as peen- instead of pen-, probably due to his accent.
World of Pink YES! Wth is a peeguin 😭😂😭😂
Tosin Akin Where Is He From??🤔🧐
Ryan Gemellaro North Carolina, I think
I was laughing so hard at these that my Mom came into the room and asked me what was going on. She ended up watching with me and laughing as much as I was. Thanks for making an 82 year old lady laugh!
"I don't know if she likes pancakes probably"
Same kid
ok, your daughter is NOT A MUFFIN. SHE'S NOT A CAKE!
Lianne Ilejay You’re right she isn’t..... SHE IS A BUN!!!!!
I can’t, when he started yellin at Cash, I lost it
Temira White that’s his dog not yours.. he can do whatever he wants
K K ? He was just saying that they thought it was funny when he called the dogs name?
Kash *
Regarding the death of a toy in Toy Story:
They have to make the choice to die. They basically have to be melted, burned, or, in the case of stuffed animals, ripped to shreds. They do not die any other way.
It's 1:24am...watching this while my fiancee is asleep...laughing into my pillow!
Lana Boo yes
Lol! Yes i do this too!!
Lana Boo for me it’s 5:00
OMG, same!!! It's exactly 1:24 AM right now for me too!
When I was 11 I asked my mom....
11: Mom?
Mom: Yes?
11: Were you alive when Beetoven was?
Mom: . . . .
11: Oh wait....
I can not breathe
it's *BEETHOVEN please, get it right...
goofballCartoonist It’s fine.
“i almost swallowed my tongue”
👏
Alopecia tips: Try to relax and be as stress-free as much as possible. Biotin will be your best friend, if it doesn't break you out. Keep your head out of a sun (wear a cap,hat,hoodie, etc.)
Thank you very much. I have Alopecia too.❤️🤧
"keep your head out of a sun"... As if we had more suns?
@@endritaz6402 jamaican black castor oil helps a lot
sasw111 sasw111 Thank you. I will try it❤️
I had alopecia due to low vitamin d levels...so get a blood test, u may need medication
I was in my science class and I looked straight at the turtle and said "look at the weird looking frog" 🤦🏼♀️🤷🏻♀️
How many kids you have James?
Bless your heart 💜😂
He has 4 lol
So I had a picture of two girls hugging on my phone and a 7 year old saw it and screamed LESBIANS 😂😂 I started dying of laughter 😂
Laney Mccaleb HAHAHAHA!!! 😅💖❤️🏳️🌈
Alonzo: *Laughter sounds like tea*
People out there: Oh my tea is ready!
Also people: Oh no wait thats Alonzo
Nephew :we learned about dinosaurs today
Me: really? Which one is ur favorite?
Nephew: a t-rex u remember them right
For Alopecia
use Nutiva Organic, Cold-Pressed, Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil. Rub it on the scalp with the hair loss.
My nephew started losing hair at the young age of 2yrs old. After a few years he was fully bald. They started issuing this on him scalp. Massage it in. His hair is growing back.
When Alonzo said *COME TO ME COOKIES* I LAUGHED SO HARD 😂
I remember still today when my sister fell off her skates, she said her teeth were sharper and she could bite me. She was 9 that day XD 😂🤣
I actually did the tooth fairy experiment once, lmao 😂
I woke up bc my mom picked my head up to put the money under the pillow
I did it as well. Except after I told my parents that I lost a tooth they forgot for like a week and they tried to convince me it was just too windy for a fairy to fly to my house.
LMAO!!! Y’all already know it’s literally hilarious when Alonzo starts to read funny tweets, like this for example, this guy never failed to make my day.
No One:
Literally No One:
Alonzo: “I might slap that kid” or “See I’d smack that kid” or “I’d slap that 6 yo to sleep”
It ain't just Alonzo, that's all Mexican people.
@@jannetalvarez5365 Its not just Alonzo or Mexican people. Its black people too 😂
@@radioactive_baby Hell, any culture that ain't white wanna slap their kids around like a fight between Batman and Scarface. 😂
Indian or brown parents would smack WHILE YOU’RE IN YOUR BED. That way you can cry yourself to sleep. 😂😂😂
@@parmeiladhevi8602 Then they tell you not to cry or they'll give you something to cry about 😂
Nobody:
Alonzo’s forehead: *shine bright like a diamondddd*
Lmfaooo I’m sorry I love you ❤️😭😭😭
Omg roflmao 😂😂😂😂❤
Nobody:
Alonzo: “tHaT cHiLd iS gOnE gEt sLaPpEd”
Lmao love him
8:18 I laughted so much. My dogs bark at nothing all the time
That bald spot is ashier than my elbows😂 Put some oil on it
Alex tea tree oil, argan oil, castor oil. Anything‼️
One head you will go bald. So don’t talk shit
Me: (doing my son's hair) Please be still
My Son: I can't because your legs are scratchy
Me :😑😑 (mental note..buy razors)
XD I'm sorry.
I used to do that to my mom
Wava's Way sounds like my sisters future (she’s got a 2 year old)
Alopecia Areata: "Sudden hair loss that starts with one or more circular bald patches that may overlap.
Alopecia areata occurs when the immune system attacks hair follicles, and may be brought on by severe stress."
DESTRESS, DUDE
I'm surprised I'm not going bald 😂🤦
“ don’t pressure me I’m still deciding.” 😂
“Probably barking at a leaf” I swear😂
This is the earliest I've ever been!! I love your channel Alonzo!!
Lmao. Alonzo you get me through some of my hardest times,and you always manage to put a smile on my face, without you I'd be so lost. So I wanted to thank you for everything you do. Keep up the comedy!
"Awe look, cute bird." 😭😭💀
Hi, my husband gets those spots. It's triggered from stress. You can make the hair grow back by getting some Rogaine or off-brand and apply to balding spot. It helps regenerate hair back.
He looked me up and down like he wasn’t shorter than me🤣🤣
"Why do you always wear the same tatoos?" XD XD XD
You dont change your tattoos every day? :p
Tattoos don’t come off unless it’s temporary. His is real u can’t change yo tattoo u dumb fuck 😂
@@zoeystarr7421 - R/wooooosh
@@zoeystarr7421 .....😐🔫
@@zoeystarr7421 lol a kid wouldn't know unless if the parents explained
Liked the video before watching it cause I already know that it’s gonna be great!!!!!!! 😇😇
Lol me too! These videos are always the highlight of my day!!😊
Same bro
Same bro same
get a dictionary
@@kellur_vu9282 ok but I no have MONEY my mom has but she at work right now=(
I don't know why I laughed so hard during this entire video🤣🤣 James you are gold
Basiclly when she fell, it was on a hill. And she said it was my fault for convincing her to go down the hills🤣🤣🤣
"I almost swallowed my tongue" KILLED ME.
JAMAICAN BLACK CASTOR OIL!! You're welcome! 👍🏾👍🏾
2:43
Killed me
Smacking a kid so hard he’d go flying across the gymnasium
“What do you want to be for Halloween?” “Asleep” Me too, kid. Me, too.
"Probably barking at a leaf" that was the funniest thing in this whole video😂😂
“Proberly barking at a leaf” 😂😂
When my youngest daughter, Anna, went to meet her preschool teacher before the school year started, she made the funniest observation. Her preschool teacher was maybe 5 foot tall at best. After greeting her teacher, I asked my daughter if she wanted to sit at the table to talk to her teacher. With a serious look on her face, she pointed at the teacher and said "I will when that little girl moves."
Also, when she was in kindergarten, the teacher had all of the children coloring pictures and was walking around observing them. When she got to my daughter, she said "What a pretty picture.:" Anna looked up at her and said "Ok, I will just pee my pants and then actually peed." I laughed all the way to the school to bring her clean panties and pants.
James/ Xploding Unicorn
Has 4 daughters and 2 pigs according to his page . LMAO
Kid: Throws toy at my head
Me: You need to say sorry
Kid:
Me:
Kid:
Me: right you can’t talk, give me a hug then.
Kid: leans in and screams in my ear.
4:11, I can’t hold it in omg 😂🤣
James has 4 girls but they get older every year lol
Would you ever have kids?
Why is the definition of Dictionary in the bloody Dictionary?
Well because....
I don't have a answer to this.
It didn't want to be left out.
It wouldn't be a complete dictionary if it didn't have the definition of itself.
@@cairrean2412 The definition SHOULD read "see the book you're holding".
I’m an adult but I went in the store the other day and got really excited over this pretty pumpkin cookie jar and I yelled “PRETTY PENGUIN” I felt so damn dumb
Don't worry we all have those moments lol.
“Aww look cute bird” 😂😭😭
I know how to handle the bald spot
Sharpie
Alsooo 😂
1 year old son: *holds his feet up*
Me: *kisses his toes*
1 year old: “ewwww”
My siblings would do this when a dog licked their foot 😂
My sister works at a kindergarten and was talking her class to the bathroom when she overheard two boys giggling in the bathroom, so when she went to see what they were doing she heard them saying “okay your turn” to each other and relished they were having a peeing contest 🤣
I'm hispanic and my friends daughter (they're white) asked me if I knew how to read English lol
When i was 12, I was at Kohls for back to school shopping with my family and grandma. I was in a flash T-shirt, shorts the are below the knees, and my flash cap that i had on backwards when we were going to the check out. My grandma asked me to get some bags to put her paid clothes in, so I did what she said. While I was getting some backs from the check out desk, this employee said, “Sir. You can’t be back there. Sir?” I turned around confused and pointed to my self saying, “Are you talking to me?” My mom and grandma started to laugh while I was just standing there embarrassed and confused. I still talk about it to this day. 😂
3:33 That's funny how Alonzo says "questioned"
Kids these days can't live without technology these days, My cousin came over and then she said......
"What the Wi-Fi password
Me: We don't have internet but we have movies she said
7 yo: Ugh it's so old here I WANT TO GO HOME
Me: Sorry does not work like that
👇🏽☺
Kim_Tae_ Oppa 😂
@@darkmya19 I know lol
I get, my cuz does the same.
That's so sad how our people are the same smh
@@_mochiko_6306 I am so sorry but I am crying from laughing at her response
For your alopecia, try biotin (supplement) or jamaican black caster oil (hair product)
How y’all commenting like 30 minutes before I got the notification 😂😂😂
There was a live preshow q&a
I was helping my mom at the preschool she worked at. I was 9 or 10 and the kids were about 5. I was teaching them animal sounds. I asked a kid "what does a ducky say?" he says, WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT, "Aflac!"
I got grounded for telling my teacher that she needed some milk
😂😂😂 it's funny that Alonzo believes in ghost and witches
Hahaha
Red gaming I can’t say much for Ghosts but witches are real, meaning people who practice witchcraft, Wicca, and Paganism. So yes, witches are technically real.
But.... they ARE real.... *blink blink blink blink*
@@chibigeektv290 YES. Matter of fact, I'm pagan/wiccan. Granted its not like what they show in movies and such. 😂
Burnt Toast same here. I switched to Pagan and my mother and I practice witchcraft sometimes. Not always together but we still do.
Yesterday when I was in the store a little girl was shouting at a poster stop looking at me I guess she had enough because she then kicking it and I was dying of laughter 🤣🤣🤦♀️GOD PLZ SEND HELP
My son is 8 and he says that he is in love...I told him "don't take advice from me, that's why me and your mom ain't together" he said "I know, I'm not asking for advice, I'm just telling you I might move out"
One time when i was 9
I got grounded for screaming at a teacher "pff what dummy is gone bring there child back to slavery here"
Watching tv with my six year old son when a black and white commercial comes on.
Son: mom when you were my age did you see in black and white?
Me: how old do you think i am?
Without missing a beat...
Son: 92
Me:...thanks kiddo.
I was 32.
“Probably barking at a leaf.” That was funnier than the tweet😭😂
My sister was cooking dinner for her sons, her youngest said " mom it smells like hot dogs and garbage"
She was making pasta..
Alonzo was about to cry when saying the kid called him fat lmao
I haven't laughed this much in a long time 🤣
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I worked in a kindergarten. One day I overheard three boys talking about a plane flying over us far up in the sky.
Boy 1: Maybe it’s going to the moon.
Boy 2. No, it can’t be. It’s not night now.
I was walking my dog with my mum when I was younger.
There was a kid. Like 4-5.
He shouted out: LOOK DONKEY!
and pointed towards us.
I said: hey there, it's not a donkey it's a dog. (I have a miniature long haired sausage dog, he cute but his breath stank)
Then he looked me in the eyes and just said: no. I meant you.
*Let me tell you something. LET ME TELL YOU. I'VE NEVER SEEN A MOTHER GO SO RED, WITH A MORTIFIED LOOK LIKE THAT. I WAS LIKE DAAAMMNNN, SHE APPOLOGIZED HURRIED HER SON AWAY AND SPANKED HIM. IVE NEVER LAUGHED MORE IN MY LIFE😂😂😂I hope to god I meet this kid in the future, but sis y'all already know I nearly slapped the shit out of him...I didn't tho....😢😂😂😂😂😂*