Guys, we're being invaded. Water melts them. Run to your children's toy room and yank out all the super soakers. My nephews have a super soaker 3000 water cannon. We have super soakers in every corner of the planet. Now, GIDDYUP AND HAVE FUN! YES SIR! HOORAH!
Liked that twist. Humans are the ones with acid blood rather than a zenomorph. The image of kids with water pistols chasing 10' monsters around was great. Good story.
I liked this story, a lot. Great humour. It was obviously written by a human, not the usual AI. Plus well read, again by a human, not a mispronouncing AI.
This story already is a Part 2. See "Aliens Dismissed Humans as Weak, Until They Scanned Earth's Surface" from about September 2024 (video says about 2 months ago on November 1st 2024).
@@sheokh Presentation, my friend. It's all about presentation. When you are in your uniform, you do your work. And for all we know, that clown could be a US Marine who is doing a side-gig as a hobby because he always wanted to be a clown but his strict Military Papa wouldn't allow it.
You know how many of the authors are creating reoccuring species in their stories? It would still be HFY if there were spin off stories about said species? Maybe a short story to set the standard of what a galaxy was like before humans
This is a legitimate follow up of an earlier story. The note for the story is wrong, but I guess it's just copy/paste, this is part 2, so they should ask for upvotes for a part 3.
I guess our most deadliest weapon to such alien creatures is our squirt guns. Even more so high powered squirt guns or those extremely powerful pressure washers. Those ones that are extremely expensive and usually are produced and purchased by big companies.
Angry pirates getting turned into goddamn cryptids in the Nevada desert. I initially thought the aliens were made of salt, but based on how the water affected them, they're not only more soluble than salt, but much more reactive.
Imagine going to Venus and then dying seconds after stepping out of your craft because you didn't realize the enviroment was dangerous and incompatible to human life. I sure wouldn't want to screw around on 280 degree on Pressure-Cooker-the-Planet. If only there was some way to foresee these problems ahead of time.
Great one, the bit with the clown made me have a good laugh. I've played enough SS13 to knowns are one of the most potentially lethal examples of mankind.
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Aww. They missed out on mentioning firefighter response. Or someone triggering an abandoned building's sprinkler system that a small group of pirates decided to use as a holdout shelter.
The humans not having water weapons is a huge plot hole. So is the alien guard not having protective equipment. Otherwise it's a fun little story. Tense change at the clown.
Well they are new relations so it probably was not done since there was no hostile interaction yet between the two races... And the teraxians government (The ones who interacted with earth) already know about the danger its jjust that their race as a whole is uninformed and the deliquents who are terrorist are ignorant So they probably never made "Water guns" as actual weapons out of diplomacy...Considering they already have them...Water hoses, buckets etc..They never met a teraxian in combat and if they have its minimal so probably most "Earth" weaponry was not upgraded for such combat The way this story sounds with the enviorment it feels like if we had alien relations in like 2030, 2050 or something not like super far future
Why are the police breaking out old guns when they could just be issued those battery powered spray bottle and fan combo things to keep them cool in the summer and protected from crystalline beings all year round? Any sort of cheap mister device would work.
Very enjoyable reading.Nice flow. Good pacing. The reading added drama and character depth. very enjoyable. Is it just me or does anyone think the aliens might be made of sugar?
I kinda want to see a story from the void blade's point of view, namely the ones that fled into Nevada. Like a survival story as they try to get by day to day on the scary alien death world where toxic acid is just about everywhere and it seems like every single plant and animal bleeds the stuff when you cut them, along with the natives that hate your guts and knows your weakness.
now thats cool. Impact Bullets effective against humans and ineffectiv against crystanile Anliens+ The oppside: Resonance Buuets ineffective against humans and effektive agains crystaline alience.
They are either anhydrous salts to be disolved with a fizz or they are a highly reactive material to h2o... as acid + metal makes hydrogen gas and water, its likely that its the hydrogen bonding of water so, they are likely just soluble to water
In a previous story one of the character's mentioned werewolves. you missed a hallowen opportunity imho to do that with the yorpal(spelling?) one off. A mixed squad is cornered, they fight valiantly, but one by one they fall till there's one yorpal and one human. Only for the human to pull out a glowing moon pendant, go full 'og' werewolf on them. I.e. only vulnerable to silver and all that. Then the ending scene is the yorpal in medical care for their 'delusion' of what they saw.
Man it's sighns all over again... how stupid does a space faring species have to be to fly half way across the galaxy to fight hand to hand on a planet is 80% water when their weakness is water.... the concept was so stupid that even SG1 made fun of it back in the day...
@@maryannweitzel5636 Correct. Humanity knows water as a crucial marker for life. If a lifeform is silicon based instead of carbon based like humans are substances completely harmless to us can be deadly to them.
when we will get first human war in space with Deramir with you as narrator. PLEASE🤤I srsly wanna know HOW other racies reacte to adrenaline fulled humans have best day of their lives 🤣Im pretty sure it will start with smthing like " ok fckers, you ask for it" IDC how it start, as long u re starting it
Whilst I normally don't mind the AI-generated imagery, this one was a bit annoying. In the previous video in this series (Where they initially came to earth and built the embassy), they were a race of brown oblong insectoids from a dry planet which made sense as to why water was super toxic to them. In this case, they're a race of crystalline humanoids. Whilst it's fine that the AI generated imagery doesn't always get the proportions of the same character each time, using imagery of what is likely a completely unrelated species is just lazy :/
Yeah, she shows herself at the beginning and I would still think it's AI. Narrator, try considering the story and changing pace, emphasis, and tone to match the story like the black guy does.
@@czinn327 I also noticed this. My favorite narrator on this channel is the black dude, but i can swear i heard the exact same voice when he narrates (not the introduction) in some other sci-fy channels that are openly AI. Or maybe it isn't AI and its just pre-recorded with crispier sound.
@@alext4758 There's literally nothing stopping the schlock channels from grabbing Starbound's human-narrated content, and feeding into a machine learning voice program to reproduce the narrator's voices. There's hours upon hours of material here, more than enough to teach an AI to get close enough to fool you.
@@alext4758 It isn't. AI can't do inflections or swap in/out of character voices worth a shit. It's painfully obvious when someone tries to get it to do it because it always sounds stilted and inorganic.
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Loved it! Had me laughing my head off after the "hawk -tua" and all the way to the end.
Same here. That was funny.
hehe hawk tuah
Guys, we're being invaded. Water melts them. Run to your children's toy room and yank out all the super soakers. My nephews have a super soaker 3000 water cannon. We have super soakers in every corner of the planet. Now, GIDDYUP AND HAVE FUN!
YES SIR! HOORAH!
Get the garden pump weed sprayers! Get the pressure washers! They'll definitely be amazed by the fire trucks😂
Liked that twist. Humans are the ones with acid blood rather than a zenomorph. The image of kids with water pistols chasing 10' monsters around was great. Good story.
22:00 Chuckles The Space Clown appears to save the day... I guess he got to commit his various unforgivable war crimes after all.
chuckles is devious afterall
It's not a war crime the 1st time....
"GO MY CHILD SOLDIERS! MARCH!"
@@soldierscotty1959 Canada's mantra last i checked, lol
Mustard??? Hpw about mustard gas???
This is the definition of "A water gun has more stopping power than your sorry ass!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I liked this story, a lot. Great humour. It was obviously written by a human, not the usual AI. Plus well read, again by a human, not a mispronouncing AI.
15:19 SPIT ON THAT THANG
*Grabs bowl of milk* SMACK
23:25 "Bye-Bye" Mewing face watching his enemy melt into oblivion
This story already is a Part 2. See "Aliens Dismissed Humans as Weak, Until They Scanned Earth's Surface" from about September 2024 (video says about 2 months ago on November 1st 2024).
Humans "leak" water.
HAWK TUAH 15:18
12:20 "Maybe we're the Alien" - Ripley, probably
15:58 "Yeah, we're the Alien" - Ripley, definitely
That would be an awesome line delivery
So when we send Soldiers to Raid their Space Station we are gonna equip them with Super Soakers. Noice
The clown has to be the best part🤣🤣🤣
Agreed.
Did he really pull the balloons from thin air or did he have them prepared before hand?
@@sheokh Presentation, my friend. It's all about presentation. When you are in your uniform, you do your work. And for all we know, that clown could be a US Marine who is doing a side-gig as a hobby because he always wanted to be a clown but his strict Military Papa wouldn't allow it.
@ZenAki I wouldn't mind Starbound making a short quick story expanding the Clown's lore
You know how many of the authors are creating reoccuring species in their stories? It would still be HFY if there were spin off stories about said species? Maybe a short story to set the standard of what a galaxy was like before humans
This is a legitimate follow up of an earlier story. The note for the story is wrong, but I guess it's just copy/paste, this is part 2, so they should ask for upvotes for a part 3.
@@Kiilerich66
...then whats part 1?
I'd have to say no. While it could be a good story, it wouldn't be HFY. The entire point of HFY is "Humans, fuck yeah"
No humans being badass, no HFY
@@andypants1062 It's in the same universe as the humans that don't apart of that specific story, they are like a rumor in the mist
OK that end line was the perfect uno reverse punchline for scifi horror fans
I guess our most deadliest weapon to such alien creatures is our squirt guns. Even more so high powered squirt guns or those extremely powerful pressure washers. Those ones that are extremely expensive and usually are produced and purchased by big companies.
Angry pirates getting turned into goddamn cryptids in the Nevada desert.
I initially thought the aliens were made of salt, but based on how the water affected them, they're not only more soluble than salt, but much more reactive.
Who else imagined Sweet Tooth just running around with water balloons?
Imagine going to Venus and then dying seconds after stepping out of your craft because you didn't realize the enviroment was dangerous and incompatible to human life. I sure wouldn't want to screw around on 280 degree on Pressure-Cooker-the-Planet. If only there was some way to foresee these problems ahead of time.
1:38 Well… tell them about sprinklers. 😅
Haha, I loved this story. Pirates? Just hock-a-loogy at them! (LMAO)
@0:15 and already expecting Yorples lol
We should call this the Hawk Tuah war
Hawk Tuah Skirmish at best, tbh.
Also, not every day a normal clown gets to impersonate the joker.
Great one, the bit with the clown made me have a good laugh.
I've played enough SS13 to knowns are one of the most potentially lethal examples of mankind.
So we're basically Xenomorphs to them.
Guess they were lucky they didn't land the in the tropical rainforest
Imagine they were trying to invade Asia during monsoon season
@@MIGBMWLOVER Well that's over kill. Heck there are areas during certain times get a rain storm daily
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F22 with Super Soaker 2000 enters the conversation.
Aww. They missed out on mentioning firefighter response. Or someone triggering an abandoned building's sprinkler system that a small group of pirates decided to use as a holdout shelter.
The humans not having water weapons is a huge plot hole. So is the alien guard not having protective equipment. Otherwise it's a fun little story. Tense change at the clown.
they forgot about water guns
the guard didn't have protection because they were in the embassy, designed for their aversion to water, and the humans were wearing space suits.
LOL! Some people just don't pay attention!
they mentioned the children running after the aliens with water guns
Well they are new relations so it probably was not done since there was no hostile interaction yet between the two races... And the teraxians government (The ones who interacted with earth) already know about the danger its jjust that their race as a whole is uninformed and the deliquents who are terrorist are ignorant
So they probably never made "Water guns" as actual weapons out of diplomacy...Considering they already have them...Water hoses, buckets etc..They never met a teraxian in combat and if they have its minimal so probably most "Earth" weaponry was not upgraded for such combat
The way this story sounds with the enviorment it feels like if we had alien relations in like 2030, 2050 or something not like super far future
Why are the police breaking out old guns when they could just be issued those battery powered spray bottle and fan combo things to keep them cool in the summer and protected from crystalline beings all year round? Any sort of cheap mister device would work.
I would like to see a continuous time line stories.. something that brings them all together, multiple angles and views. Keep up the great work..
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Thank you for a real human reading this.
This is my type of story, funny, synical, and read by a human. Well done.
Basically, what if water was like xenomorph acid to an alien species.:)
XD huak tua here?
Great Sci-fi comedy with some bonus Pythonesque cultural satire. Really enjoyed this. Your work is well appreciated.
Really a great and funny story, and very original seen from an alien soldiers perspective. This one is a must!
Very enjoyable reading.Nice flow. Good pacing. The reading added drama and character depth. very enjoyable.
Is it just me or does anyone think the aliens might be made of sugar?
I kinda want to see a story from the void blade's point of view, namely the ones that fled into Nevada. Like a survival story as they try to get by day to day on the scary alien death world where toxic acid is just about everywhere and it seems like every single plant and animal bleeds the stuff when you cut them, along with the natives that hate your guts and knows your weakness.
Fun story and even better narration by the one and only Larissa "AI killer" Crowe.
now thats cool.
Impact Bullets effective against humans and ineffectiv against crystanile Anliens+
The oppside:
Resonance Buuets ineffective against humans and effektive agains crystaline alience.
It was after that day, humans brought back their super soakers,
not so their kids could have fun,
but it made lubricating aliens that much easier. 🤣🤣
Did anyone else notice the direct reference in the last line?
21:35 This part was excellent.
OMG we are like Xenomorphs for this aliens xD
Fun story. But you know, as a resident of Arizona, I know that Nevada, like Arizona, experiences a monsoon season.
Can we say chardonnay to the face 🤣🤣🤣
I was hoping for somd Benny Hill music and maybe a clown horn when these jokers started getting all melty.
Kids armed with Waterguns and Waterballoons against fearsome alien pirates= kids wins.
Oh cool, I wasn't expecting a continuation of this story
Excellent story week read.
If this were true then im sure we could win a war with a water gun.
Laughing so hard I "wet" myself.
even before the bit about the voidblades sharpening their arms i knew them fighting humans would be bad just because of blood spatters
Great to have a sequel.
Death by clown, it could of been worse it could of been a mime
lol, absolutely great story 😂
Beware the water guns!
YAY! I love her voice!!
27:54 If the ship had room for 99 pirates and 99 were accounted for, then how were there 10 pirates to escape.
They are either anhydrous salts to be disolved with a fizz or they are a highly reactive material to h2o... as acid + metal makes hydrogen gas and water, its likely that its the hydrogen bonding of water so, they are likely just soluble to water
OMG this channel😂 got humans fighting like xenomorphs! Another story had humans fighting like old school Looney Tunes LMFAO this is wild I love it😂😂😂
glad you like the stories!
In a previous story one of the character's mentioned werewolves. you missed a hallowen opportunity imho to do that with the yorpal(spelling?) one off. A mixed squad is cornered, they fight valiantly, but one by one they fall till there's one yorpal and one human. Only for the human to pull out a glowing moon pendant, go full 'og' werewolf on them. I.e. only vulnerable to silver and all that. Then the ending scene is the yorpal in medical care for their 'delusion' of what they saw.
28:09
OH, OHOOHO BE THANKFUL THESE PIRATES AINT TAKIN ON NEVADA FROM MADNESS COMBAT
I smell another series yay!
😂😂😂😂😂 That was great.
Firemen are the ultimate warriors against them.
I was about to write that 😂😂
When "hawk tuah" girl saves the day.
Wait till they see our high pressure water jets!
SPIT ON DA NON believe
Do you kno da wae?
"I will commit various war crimes" - that clown probably
Man it's sighns all over again... how stupid does a space faring species have to be to fly half way across the galaxy to fight hand to hand on a planet is 80% water when their weakness is water.... the concept was so stupid that even SG1 made fun of it back in the day...
Maybe..but water is one of the rarest thing in the galaxy. At least that's what I was told in school.
at least they lampshaded it with "the void blades are stupid". Not much consolation I know
@@maryannweitzel5636
Correct.
Humanity knows water as a crucial marker for life.
If a lifeform is silicon based instead of carbon based like humans are substances completely harmless to us can be deadly to them.
They should see what comes out the other end. 😂
They would hate Songkran.
shower is a deadly weapon
So no one thought about super soakers? 😂😂
No way I just heard hawk tuah in my hfy story
Horror for Halloween!
Dont tell them we have watermelons that are 90+% water...
This made me wanna pee
Imagine if a human subjected one of those Void Blades to a Golden Shower
this is why you leave a stonefish alone, because if you step on one of these guys, you will be having a world of hurt!😱😱😱😱😱
So stonefish are urchins?
I know that personally. Decades ago, on a beach in Australia.
when we will get first human war in space with Deramir with you as narrator. PLEASE🤤I srsly wanna know HOW other racies reacte to adrenaline fulled humans have best day of their lives 🤣Im pretty sure it will start with smthing like " ok fckers, you ask for it" IDC how it start, as long u re starting it
Maybe tell them about the history about Ww2
Odd implying most species are non carbon based non organic.
You should have more subs. ++
Frown lawn?
I noticed the Thinbnail changed. Not important tho
OUI oui OUI 😭😭😭 💦 💦 💦 🌧 🌧 🌧 🌊🌊🌊💧💧💧
Whilst I normally don't mind the AI-generated imagery, this one was a bit annoying.
In the previous video in this series (Where they initially came to earth and built the embassy), they were a race of brown oblong insectoids from a dry planet which made sense as to why water was super toxic to them. In this case, they're a race of crystalline humanoids. Whilst it's fine that the AI generated imagery doesn't always get the proportions of the same character each time, using imagery of what is likely a completely unrelated species is just lazy :/
based clown
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The voice in the character that don't match
This sounds like AI
Yeah, she shows herself at the beginning and I would still think it's AI. Narrator, try considering the story and changing pace, emphasis, and tone to match the story like the black guy does.
@@czinn327 I also noticed this. My favorite narrator on this channel is the black dude, but i can swear i heard the exact same voice when he narrates (not the introduction) in some other sci-fy channels that are openly AI. Or maybe it isn't AI and its just pre-recorded with crispier sound.
@@alext4758 There's literally nothing stopping the schlock channels from grabbing Starbound's human-narrated content, and feeding into a machine learning voice program to reproduce the narrator's voices. There's hours upon hours of material here, more than enough to teach an AI to get close enough to fool you.
@@MisterHavoc true, but i dont think this Channel is AI.
@@alext4758 It isn't. AI can't do inflections or swap in/out of character voices worth a shit. It's painfully obvious when someone tries to get it to do it because it always sounds stilted and inorganic.
I was surprised the fire department didn't get in on the action. That would have likely ended things too fast, however....
The narrator is AUTROCIOUS!
well she’s still a good narrator
No she is not.