When they first brought a stuffed Platypus to Europe, people thought it was a hoax, sewn from a few different animals (like sewing a duck bill to a beaver).
@@JoaoSoares-rs6ecI remember a Starbound story about apex alien predators landing on earth. And got immediately hunted down by a pack of hungry coyotes
that is because they can only predict large scale weather patterns. small scale weather can shift rapidly within relatively contained areas. and even more unfortunately most of earths weather is made of interacting small scale weather... there have been a few new discoveries on weather patterns recently so the accuracy has gone up a bit for predicting cloud creation, but it's still not quite there yet. did you know that the amount of water evaporation can change depending on the sunlight angle? that is one of the recent discoveries and it explains some of the sudden clouds over lake areas in certain day-times. though still not good enough for accurate forecasts.
yeah when i was a kid tornado warnings came out thats all you got fire department would go out and sit on hills around town looking for funnels in the lightening now they can track them live on tv much better
Congrats to the narrator. Poor Zyx. He seemed to be having an existential crisis. Can't really blame him though. Earth is a go big or go home type planet. The ending was perfect.
Humans turely are Earths SCP -Wierd 2 legged creature with maniuplator arms -Seemingly NEVER EVER tires -Continually make wierd noises -One of a small handful "naked" creatures -RANGED ATTACKS! -ADAPTIVE CAMO -Eats just about anything
@@randomguy8415 Manipulator arms and weird noises seem necessary for sapient beings as we know them. Being an omnivore seems connected to intelligence, as we need to be able to obtain a lot of different kinds of food. So sapient beings are likely to be omnivores in their native environment. Being naked and never tiring seems to be unique to our background as stalking predators in African savannah. Ranged attacks and camouflage would be developed by any alien species that has vision and wars, but we humans seem to have an advantage due to our evolutionary background.
@@kotarouinugami1745the eats about everything is the one that should scare the aliens. Eating and digesting are two very different things. We can’t fully digest corn but still eat it, we can even shit it out whole. Now that should scare them, HUMANS EAT EVERYTHING, EVEN IF WE CAN’T GET ANYTHING FROM IT.
Hfy stories have reoccurring themes and I've heard this one many times. That said, this story did it much better than most. This author absolutely knocked it out of the park!!! This is not the first time I've commented on this narrators voice, but I've just now found the words to better express what I like about it. He not only has a naturally good voice for narration, but his vocal range and ability to give a character something that is unique and useful to the listener is rare. In addition to that, he puts the appropriate emotion into the dialogue. A very talented guy and very much appreciated by your audience, or at the very least, me in particular. Have an awesome day everyone 👍
LMAO! No shit. The bad thing is, this does personify is. Imagine the horror of an alien saw the fallout series. We actively hunt other humans AFTER destroying our world in nuclear war. Yeah, some of that does involve some rebuilding, but most of it's just murdering the people we don't like.🤨
@@mevoiceogreartist it's always the "fan" voice actors like in HFY and especially warhammer fan readings and a animations and in some non mainstream games like darktide's enginseer kayex-8, that just blow the role away by how much passion they bring into what they do. It always sounds better than the more main stream narrations Like in published audiobooks. Though granted warhammer's dark library VA's still keep it real lol
Ya know, this is not the first story like this I have seen, aliens talking about earth/humans and how scary they are. BUT Not only is it my most favorite iteration, in my opinion, it is the BEST WRITTEN iteration that has ever been made! The narrator nailed it too, but does something so obvious really need to be said? I LOVE that the greatest power humanity has is The Power of FRIENDSHIP! Get ready galaxy, you gonna get friended.
After this conference every damn alien species will here humans calling thier species friends and wonder how long until they are either domesticated or changed to be more useful to them. XD
It is like watching a horror movie, and then having the monster walk out from the screen to terrorize the audience. That is pretty much what she did coming in at the end for the galactic council. 😆
Some of these though, like you have these aliens that can fly through space, and hold a conference about biology or geology. Surely they're social enough, and have made tools to make better tools. Explored not only their own worlds but space and foreign alien worlds for their curiosity, such as the premise of the video.
Okay, props to whoever's doing the sound editing, those sound effects really bring these stories to life like nothing else, including the alien dry heaving in the background (3:30)
Aww! Earth ain't so bad! Once you get to know it.. Just don't make anything angry. And I mean ANYTHING; Not the ants, not the bees, not the wolves, and espècially: not the humans..
Laughed my ass off! I know that in all probability that once we conquer the problem of true space exploration, we aren't going to be the worst civilization out there. But, it's still hilarious to imagine aliens treating humanity the same way some humans treat pit bulls. Most people that have been around them know that if they haven't been deliberately pushed towards being aggressive, pits are oversized cuddle bunnies. Humans are pretty much the same. By and large we much prefer to be sociable and docile, unless provoked. But this was a killer job at making us look like walking disaster areas.👍👍👍👍
Aliens always seem to miss the easiest hack to living with or near Humanity... PACK BONDING ...Just be cool and you get the benefits of Humans having your back.
You ever notice how many of these stories have aliens shocked and horrified by traits that they would have needed to have themselves to be an interstellar society?
@@Coder6719 Yeah, and I love a good HFY story, but there's a point where it gets ridiculous. Like when the coalition of diverse alien species watching footage on their high-tech holographic projector are terrified by humans' ability to empathize with other beings and develop technology. Make it make sense.
@@minecraftfox4384 Yeah, but when the story is talking about the Galactic Counsel being flabbergasted by coexistence and technology in the broad sense, that's beggaring belief.
Would have been even funnier if there had been mention of the 1:1 size ratio Gundam mobile suit that was built in Japan as of the humans designing and building giant war-machine humanoid mechs for anticipated encounters with any larger sized aliens! 🦾🤖 👽🛸
Actually human arms are optimized for throwing. We're better at it than other great apes, particularly accuracy. Chimps are stronger, but we can throw further and more accurately than them.
Superb reading, one of the best yet. Good story, it's gonna be a bit of a bummer if the galaxy does turn out to be such weak sauce when we get out there. When, no if. 😅
The question that always crops up in such stories where pretty normal enviromental control techniques such as agriculture animal domestication or even just control of fire is talked up to some terrifying technique only humans use is this: How exactly does this spacefaring alien species develop without these techniques? Control of fire especially is such a basic technique that it's hard to imagine how a civilisation could possibly become spacefaring without it. How could a spacefaring civilisation feed themselve without agriculture and/or animal domestication?
Notice how most delegates are in specifically designed environment bubbles, but the human just walks in wearing formal attire. No bubble, no space suit, not even a helmet or mask.
damn, I wanna see this story done to a full animation now. I wonder how hard it would be to get one of those animation youtubes to do a full episode on this story, its so good.
Aliens: “We have warships, star plasma weapons, devices that can turn stars into black holes!” Humans: “We have Aussies, Cajuns, and **pause* Florida Man.”
Other than it ignores the fact that all the other species have to have developed tools and technology on their own to be where they are in the galaxy... it's a pretty solid summation of FYH.
feels like this story should be considered a continuation of Aliens Discover Deathworld Earth's Deadly Food Chain With Zyx being brave enough to reveal the knowlegde
"They're harmless, unless you're made of copper." Vulcan ambassador backs up nervously.
Yeah I was also thinking about some random alien ambassador made out of organic copper instantly freaking out from hearing that
Hah, nice reference 😁
It is funny how he has to flat out say "This is _NOT_ a Joke" when showing a Platypus... Which is likely what was said by the human who discovered it.
When they first brought a stuffed Platypus to Europe, people thought it was a hoax, sewn from a few different animals (like sewing a duck bill to a beaver).
@@kotarouinugami1745 If I recall correctly they thought it was an amalgam of duck, beaver, otter, and venomous snake fangs on the ankles.
That "I brought Samples too" is just too good. I can hear all that aliens gasping.
Earth is a human's heaven, but for aliens it's a living hell.
Never mess with mother earth
@@JoaoSoares-rs6ecI remember a Starbound story about apex alien predators landing on earth. And got immediately hunted down by a pack of hungry coyotes
@@stalinsoulz7872Coyotes are pretty cunning. Wouldn't put it past them.
Yes.
I like this universe.
Let's make it so.
"Their world isn't a prison. It's a training ground and they've just graduated!"
Why does this quote go so fucking hard!?
6:41 we pay these weather experts, yet never expect them to be accurate, that’s the crazy part. 😂
that is because they can only predict large scale weather patterns.
small scale weather can shift rapidly within relatively contained areas.
and even more unfortunately most of earths weather is made of interacting small scale weather...
there have been a few new discoveries on weather patterns recently so the accuracy has gone up a bit for predicting cloud creation, but it's still not quite there yet.
did you know that the amount of water evaporation can change depending on the sunlight angle? that is one of the recent discoveries and it explains some of the sudden clouds over lake areas in certain day-times. though still not good enough for accurate forecasts.
Well, they have improved greatly over the past couple of decades.
yeah when i was a kid tornado warnings came out thats all you got fire department would go out and sit on hills around town looking for funnels in the lightening now they can track them live on tv much better
@@distracting_games . And yet they still get it wrong half the time
I thought the same thing when I heard them mention the weather reporter
Best description of human history ever.
"Their recorded history reads like a survival guide written by the clinically insane"
My sincerest compliments to the Narrator! He exemplifies the barely-contained terror of Zyx as they explain the existential horror that is humanity!
Imagine one human delegates: "hey friends!"
The whole council erupted in chaos and hysteria**
Or just say hello there
11:34 The way they describe it, makes me imagine an entire planet full of TF2 Soldiers... All screaming "I DID NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO DIE!!!"
Personally i love the idea that the primary human survival mechanism is being too batshit insane for anything else to know how to deal with us.
By "TF2" do you mean Team fortress 2 or titen fall 2?
@@sebastianclausen8736 I said "Soldiers", not "Pilots".
That is telling enough.
Congrats to the narrator. Poor Zyx. He seemed to be having an existential crisis. Can't really blame him though. Earth is a go big or go home type planet. The ending was perfect.
Earth is the universe's pvp zone
*BF4 Theme Intensifies* welcome to Earth, friends and future friends.
COD Lobby of the galaxy
Earths where evolutions ranked matches happen
Humans turely are Earths SCP
-Wierd 2 legged creature with maniuplator arms
-Seemingly NEVER EVER tires
-Continually make wierd noises
-One of a small handful "naked" creatures
-RANGED ATTACKS!
-ADAPTIVE CAMO
-Eats just about anything
My God, you're right, you're so right.
Makes you wonder if there's other intelligent life being like that too or if we're just SCP to them
@@randomguy8415 Manipulator arms and weird noises seem necessary for sapient beings as we know them.
Being an omnivore seems connected to intelligence, as we need to be able to obtain a lot of different kinds of food. So sapient beings are likely to be omnivores in their native environment.
Being naked and never tiring seems to be unique to our background as stalking predators in African savannah.
Ranged attacks and camouflage would be developed by any alien species that has vision and wars, but we humans seem to have an advantage due to our evolutionary background.
@@kotarouinugami1745the eats about everything is the one that should scare the aliens. Eating and digesting are two very different things. We can’t fully digest corn but still eat it, we can even shit it out whole. Now that should scare them, HUMANS EAT EVERYTHING, EVEN IF WE CAN’T GET ANYTHING FROM IT.
@@randomguy8415 We're so SCP that we made an organization called SCP to contain tools and creatures even MOAR SCP than ourselves.
We also use our own physical Disposal of consumed matter and genetic systems as weapons
Hfy stories have reoccurring themes and I've heard this one many times. That said, this story did it much better than most. This author absolutely knocked it out of the park!!!
This is not the first time I've commented on this narrators voice, but I've just now found the words to better express what I like about it. He not only has a naturally good voice for narration, but his vocal range and ability to give a character something that is unique and useful to the listener is rare.
In addition to that, he puts the appropriate emotion into the dialogue.
A very talented guy and very much appreciated by your audience, or at the very least, me in particular.
Have an awesome day everyone 👍
Agreed. Between the theme, story & emotion, I keep coming back to this one.
"Was it something I said?" LOL 🤣 Another excellent story! 👍🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
Thanks! Great presentation! Interesting perspective🤣
27:39 "They call this "Gaming""
i wasnt expecting to hear that coming from an alien today
LMAO! No shit. The bad thing is, this does personify is. Imagine the horror of an alien saw the fallout series. We actively hunt other humans AFTER destroying our world in nuclear war. Yeah, some of that does involve some rebuilding, but most of it's just murdering the people we don't like.🤨
Are you a voice actor or something? You were able to really convey their emotions well. Even for the human at the end. Good range. Kudos my friend!
I am :D (I narrated this one)
@@mevoiceogreartist it's always the "fan" voice actors like in HFY and especially warhammer fan readings and a animations and in some non mainstream games like darktide's enginseer kayex-8, that just blow the role away by how much passion they bring into what they do.
It always sounds better than the more main stream narrations Like in published audiobooks. Though granted warhammer's dark library VA's still keep it real lol
@@mevoiceogreartist What are your rates?
@@mevoiceogreartist doing a great job. I am so happy i found this channel. Extra effort of human reading just makes it so much better.
@@commode7x For audiobooks, 200$ pfh. But outside of that depends on what im doing and who I'm doing it for
I love this because, true facts are funny when it's presented like this.
Ya know, this is not the first story like this I have seen, aliens talking about earth/humans and how scary they are.
BUT
Not only is it my most favorite iteration, in my opinion, it is the BEST WRITTEN iteration that has ever been made!
The narrator nailed it too, but does something so obvious really need to be said?
I LOVE that the greatest power humanity has is The Power of FRIENDSHIP! Get ready galaxy, you gonna get friended.
After this conference every damn alien species will here humans calling thier species friends and wonder how long until they are either domesticated or changed to be more useful to them. XD
Release the Emus
The war modern humans have lost
The war against Emu's
The only fight humans lose against mother nature
@@rimuru-kun_x_ciel-chan
It is like watching a horror movie,
and then having the monster walk out from the screen to terrorize the audience.
That is pretty much what she did coming in at the end for the galactic council. 😆
good story, good narration, well done 👍
15:42 This is an actual thing, Robot vaccum manufacturers have a repair program instead of a swap one cause "Robot is fren"
Really? Ive not heard of that. Thats really cool actually. I should get one then. They'll put a good word in for me with skynet
My god
@ and yes it works. I like Scrubby !
Some of these though, like you have these aliens that can fly through space, and hold a conference about biology or geology. Surely they're social enough, and have made tools to make better tools. Explored not only their own worlds but space and foreign alien worlds for their curiosity, such as the premise of the video.
Okay, props to whoever's doing the sound editing, those sound effects really bring these stories to life like nothing else, including the alien dry heaving in the background (3:30)
Aww! Earth ain't so bad! Once you get to know it..
Just don't make anything angry. And I mean ANYTHING;
Not the ants, not the bees, not the wolves, and espècially: not the humans..
Oh, but definitely fear the wasps.(They're always angry)
Some alien: Hunts a bunny
Doom guy: I see that you have all chosen, Death.
@@artyonkhan2570 Yes, that's one ELE coming right up!😅
@@DelinquentChibi And the Hornets.. Don't forget those!
@@mischavanasperen3063 Definitely not! And let's not ignore the yellow jackets!
Milkman! Remember prerequisite the 9th! Thou must subscribe!
Insert Captain America "I understood that reference".gif
Because war apes rule that’s why!
I prefer the term murder monkey
Lmao
Space Orks!
Excellent acting man. The dude just started sounding more unhinged as the lecture went on.
Ahahah he sounds so crossed and scared at the same time and its gold
Laughed my ass off! I know that in all probability that once we conquer the problem of true space exploration, we aren't going to be the worst civilization out there. But, it's still hilarious to imagine aliens treating humanity the same way some humans treat pit bulls. Most people that have been around them know that if they haven't been deliberately pushed towards being aggressive, pits are oversized cuddle bunnies. Humans are pretty much the same. By and large we much prefer to be sociable and docile, unless provoked.
But this was a killer job at making us look like walking disaster areas.👍👍👍👍
Hey man don't worry. Humans are friendly. Said so yourself.
Aliens always seem to miss the easiest hack to living with or near Humanity... PACK BONDING ...Just be cool and you get the benefits of Humans having your back.
Aliens: you can't fight the oceans. Humans: Well then you clearly haven't meet the Dutch.
Man-kind proving the aliens wrong again. Love it.
Very good narrator and a funny story. One of the best stand alone stories this channel has had in a long time.
These ppl in this channel do really do their voice acting 150% well! I love it.
They shoot each other with "Paintballs"
This was a great story and you voices were perfect
"Not through genetic engineering but through generations of selective breeding" Those are kind of the same thing though.
I think difference is that in engineering you know the parts you are using and with breeding it's more like guessing and hoping for best
@@EN-mh4og Welcome to evolution: Throw shit at the wall and see what sticks, rinse and repeat with whatever stuck well enough.
@@lacucaracha111111 . And sometimes it's just with what hit the wall.
@@lacucaracha111111 Aka, what Cave Johnson called "Science": "We throw science at the wall and see what sticks the longest".
@@lacucaracha111111and eventually what you throw will never fall down
Poor Poor Zyx, he has no idea 😂😅😂😅😂😅
3:36 That gag had me rolling XD
3:34
18:02 Medic, Demoman and Soldier teaming up to write a Survival guide.
"Was it something I said?"
You ever notice how many of these stories have aliens shocked and horrified by traits that they would have needed to have themselves to be an interstellar society?
You have seen the HFY tag, right?
@@Coder6719 Yeah, and I love a good HFY story, but there's a point where it gets ridiculous. Like when the coalition of diverse alien species watching footage on their high-tech holographic projector are terrified by humans' ability to empathize with other beings and develop technology. Make it make sense.
This. It's honestly sometimes derpy.
@@minecraftfox4384 Yeah, but when the story is talking about the Galactic Counsel being flabbergasted by coexistence and technology in the broad sense, that's beggaring belief.
I love this channel 😭
Would have been even funnier if there had been mention of the 1:1 size ratio Gundam mobile suit that was built in Japan as of the humans designing and building giant war-machine humanoid mechs for anticipated encounters with any larger sized aliens! 🦾🤖 👽🛸
When Zyx is excited, I'm a bit reminded of a failed painter.
Actually human arms are optimized for throwing. We're better at it than other great apes, particularly accuracy. Chimps are stronger, but we can throw further and more accurately than them.
We destroyed the evolutionary arms race with one neat trick
*"We are looking at an evolutionary arms race between a species and its own planet!"*
*"...and the species is winning"*
This is a fun story!
This is the best HFY I've seen or heard. 😂
Was that Florida woman that showed up at the end or vacuous Velma?
I haven't like VoiceOgre videos before, not because of his voice but the material. This video has changed my opinion
"Too restrictive for parkour" lmao
The limit does not exist.
"These creatures attack in swarms to overwhelm invaders with venom"
Humans:
"But look at their cute little dance and tasty juice"
Very well done narration and a story line that had me laughing several times... Thanks!
Superb reading, one of the best yet. Good story, it's gonna be a bit of a bummer if the galaxy does turn out to be such weak sauce when we get out there.
When, no if. 😅
Frenly like a Ferret
16:10 Of not fren, why fren shaped ?
Voice acting in this one is on another level, great job 👏 story was good as well
holy crap, I laughed so many times during this story. I can't describe how much I love this story. "humans are space orcs" cranked up to 100 of 10
to quote TTS “WHY DO PEOPLE LIVE HERE”
Hmmm makes you wonder if we could survive on whatever they'd consider a "Paradise World"?
Reminds me of a comic of a krieg guardsmen on a paradise world
The question that always crops up in such stories where pretty normal enviromental control techniques such as agriculture animal domestication or even just control of fire is talked up to some terrifying technique only humans use is this: How exactly does this spacefaring alien species develop without these techniques? Control of fire especially is such a basic technique that it's hard to imagine how a civilisation could possibly become spacefaring without it. How could a spacefaring civilisation feed themselve without agriculture and/or animal domestication?
Okay... honestly, the last line was absolute gold.
The Milkman delivers another stunner. I may just have to create a new playlist just for his narration work.
Great story 👏❤
Aliens discover MOSHPIIIIT!
I'm not sure but I think one of those aliens in the front row (07:00) has been affected by Earth's high gravity.
Not gonna lie, the "was it something I said?" made me chuckle.
this is my current favorite narrator. he isn't just narrating, he is acting.
Fren Bond also known as Pinky Promise
"was it something I said?"
Famous words, yep.
We need a part 2 of this. This is just too good!
This story was great, and you told it wonderfully! Well done!
I can’t seem to stop listening to this , as far as I’m concerned this is the best iv heard and watch ever fantastic
Notice how most delegates are in specifically designed environment bubbles, but the human just walks in wearing formal attire. No bubble, no space suit, not even a helmet or mask.
The last part, cracked me laughing so hard LMAO LOL times 1 million to the power of 1 million. Bravo, excelent. I loved it.🤩
Best one I've heard in a long time. Very enjoyable. Thanks to your crew.
Imagine alien sees human get struck by lightning. And get up look to the sky and yell "nice try asshole! Try harder next time!"
40:56
You can run, but humanity can be persistently friendly.
damn, I wanna see this story done to a full animation now. I wonder how hard it would be to get one of those animation youtubes to do a full episode on this story, its so good.
This one is so good that I decided to listen it again after a few days
Although it sounds like a guy at the end, its still was hilarious!
Aliens: “We have warships, star plasma weapons, devices that can turn stars into black holes!”
Humans: “We have Aussies, Cajuns, and **pause* Florida Man.”
What boiling point would they have as a reference?
EXCELLENT voice acting on this one
Just more examples of how strong Mother Earth's tough love has made her favorite children.
The guy narating this is fucking amazing he really makes the aliens sound scared
Other than it ignores the fact that all the other species have to have developed tools and technology on their own to be where they are in the galaxy... it's a pretty solid summation of FYH.
Excellent! 👍👏👏👏
The ending is gold. 😂😂😂
I don't understand why a lot of these stories make water so toxic when it's an extremely common compound in the universe
Really well presented, thank you!
"human arms were not optimized for throwing" *incorrect buzzer*
humans are the best animal on the planet for throwing things far and accurately.
Our arms were literally made for throwing. Both objects and ourselves
This voice actor or narrator is at a different level!!!!
Noice!!!
27:32 you said meth pit wrong. 😂
feels like this story should be considered a continuation of Aliens Discover Deathworld Earth's Deadly Food Chain
With Zyx being brave enough to reveal the knowlegde