A dreaded day at the dentist
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- Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
- Get your fingers outta my mouth! And Happy Birthday!
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About Bill Engvall
Comedian Bill Engvall was part of the enormously successful Blue Collar Comedy Tour and has starred in a number of films, TV shows and sitcoms, including Blue Collar TV, Comedy Central, A Pair of Jokers, Evening at the Improv , The Jeff Foxworthy Show, The Tonight Show and the Late Show with David Letterman. Some of Engvall's specials and albums include:
- Just Sell Him For Parts (2016)
- Them Idiots Whirled Tour (2012)
- Aged and Confused (2009)
- 15° Off Cool (2007)
- Dorkfish (1998)
- Here’s Your Sign (1996)
Engvall's work has earned his numerous awards, including American Comedy Award for “Best Male Stand-up Comedian," #1 position on the Billboard Comedy Chart for Here's Your Sign, “Best Selling Comedy album," and a Grammy Award nomination for Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One For The Road.
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Ain't nobody cool when the dentist says, "Open up!" 😂😂😂
You hear that drill and all bets are off!
Bill Engvall "Can you tell where I'm at?"
Me: "Gee, Bill, the title of the video says At the Dentist......Here's your sign!"
You're quite right Bill, scary to enter as a kid and unnerving as an adult. And don't forget the FEAR of the bill you'll receive. It's shock at the mailbox.
LOL..No one can be COOL after lips are numb !!
🤣 true
@user-mc4cl3kr1r I had a few teeth pulled & implant dentures put in right afterwards. My lip looked some injection plastic surgery failure !! I took a picture of it & was laughing my ass of. My sister got mad because I was laughing. I told her "Well it's my lips & I think they're funny looking" . I kept trying to talk later & she said " All I hear is mumble, mumble, mumble !!"
Thank God I was sedated very well during the surgery. The Anesthesiologist told me he was going to " Give me a little bit of Margaritas in the IV & if it feel anything during the surgery to motion to him & he give me some more !" I loved my oral surgeon & the Anesthesiologist!
You are the best Mr Engvall. And it’s so fun when they are asking you questions and their fingers are in your mouth. It’s like do you have a pen and paper so I can write my answers down for you to read? Even a crayon will do. 😂
You crack me up🤣🤣!
What's worse? Hearing *_We're doing a cavity search_* from the dentist? or a police officer?
😂😂😂
Bill is very funny and she doesn't want to be blessed to have another Baby Congratulations on your new your friend Jackie McAdams ❤❤❤❤❤❤ 0:38
I was just at the dentist yesterday Bill! And you're right. It's kind of hard to keep your composure. 😂
I wish they had grape flavored gloves ...LOL
My dentist clinic sometime ago got rid of those latex gloves. I found those smelled and tasted awful. 🤣🤣
Hahahahahahaha!!!
but I bet dentists are glad they are not.
Their gloves taste nasty. But, my biggest problem is when they say rinse with ice cold water. 😲😖
Oh and I recently saw an oral surgeon for the first time in my life. He had gloves but didn't taste nasty but then he didn't have his fingers in my mouth long. Mostly I was worried about not sliding out of my chair when they practically stood me on my head. Good news...all my teeth were being removed and dentures replacing them. Bad news, no anesthesia. Just lidocaine and laughing gas. Is it as much fun as it sounds especially when he is cutting your gums while you are standing on your head and trying not to slide out of the chair because "He's" not comfortable with anesthesia?
🤣🤣🤣 yep you're right about no way to look or be cool at the dentist. And, happy birthday to your dental assistant indeed! 😄 Keep 'em coming Bill. We love ya! 😆👍
Happy Birthday 🎁🎉🍰🎂 Finger in mouth now... cake later... mmmmm
At least we hope it's a finger.
And one place where you will always be cool is the mortuary (take that how you will 😁)
❤❤🤣😂🤣😂🤣 WELL IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS in your mouth, there SHOULDN'T be a issue 😉😉😎
As long as you don't have a need for further work, the poking is worth it most of the time.
I cried BUCKETS at the dentist on Tuesday. And then after I had a tooth pulled out I had to go back to the dentist as my blood didn't clot. Argh. I hope it goes well Bill. You are so lovely I'm sure the dentist will love you. Take care. God bless. ❤💜🙏🏻
I love to get a good cleaning.
Anything else...nope 😁
Good luck Bill
Man up Bill!
It be funny if the dentist says. Well Bill we got to do some drilling and he has a jackhammer.
now their's somewhere i need to go as long as their wearing gloves
I hope Bill gave her an autograph at least for her birthday.
I laughed because I remembered "They're filming this" from your acupuncture, and now you're the one filming your medical procedure.
Name is Lillianna
Dentists steal your teeth and sell them to the tooth fairy
You’re looking at this all wrong. When they have their fingers in your mouth, _you_ have all the control - just bite down … they’ll back off real fast !! 🦷
Two weeks ago, I got my wisdom teeth removed. I was getting put under and gave two loud "Yeehaws" before I was out . Maybe I wasn't kewl, but I was close 🙃🙂🤪😂🤣😹
Hey Bill, that looks like my dentist's office here in California!! What are you doing out here?
And just for fun let's see if this tennis ball fits too
Well you are so right. I have to have an "extraction" on April fools day, yay. I still don't get how they understand what you are saying when they have their hands in your mouth, like why are you asking me questions.
Bill, with your dollars just get the Upper/Lower Implants and you will never have to worry about a cavity. I did it and I'm not a Comedian! 😅
You’re lucky
Noooo! You mean dentistry never ends! Life sucks
Well first off happy birthday to the dentist and second I know what it's like to have fingers stuck in my mouth working on my teeth and having them removed the top ones I mean and having a denture plate put in and they stick their fingers pretty much almost down your throat just so they can have a ideal plate fitting what's all this pace and all that duck and everything and I choked and threw up on the hand of the one who is fitting for my denture plate I know what fun that was but when I had my top teeth removed there was some students there where I do improv comedy there were some students we're observing and they were enjoying my comedy well then that is what the students were entertained with and the dentist was very upset and I can care less I can care less because I have a smile now and it's been years since I got my denture plate put in but like I said as long as I make some people happy everyday doing comedy all is good with the world
My wife got sent to the Endodontist to get a tooth removed. They put her out with the same stuff (Propofol) that killed Micheal Jackson. Once they finished, they brought me in while she was coming off that stuff. I was having a bit of fun with my comments and she flipped me off... the next time she went there to get a tooth pulled, they still remembered her for that!
You aren’t very cool with the blue paper around your neck. I had a dentist that said in his next life, he is going to be a massage therapist. Then people will want to see him. Dentists suck. 😂
Bill has too much time on his hands now he has becoming a RUclips personality
I thought this guy was retired, why does he enjoy putting his life on you tube, for what purpose he’s rich and famous, just go back to work if you miss the spotlight
As long as they don't ask you to tell a joke while they're drilling
Or ask you a question or say anything in the way of a conversation with their fingers on your mouth. 😄
Happy Birthday Funny Man.
Hey Bill I got my dentist 🦷 🪥 appointment next month. I’m happy when I go to the dentist I’ll tell you why because as long as I walk out of there with no cavities and snow white teeth and my dentist even says if every patient was like you, I’d be out of business, which means I’m a very good patient.
Good luck at the dentist! Definitely no one’s favorite place to be!
It's painful when the dentist tries to put his entire hand in. Bill, I love the old health market commercial when the word subsidies was misspelled. They left the i out, and instead spelled subsides. It made me laugh that no one noticed. I even have a screenshot of it 😆
Have a great day at the dentist office 😊
So you've officially downgraded to around 45 degrees off cool being there?
How many people can say they had there finger in your mouth Bill , for their birthday. Hopefully it will be a birthday she won't never forget .
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I went to the Dentist today too, and I really dislike going. I know it's good for me though, so I go anyway.
This is timely; I spent my afternoon having a crown put on one of my teeth, and it's hurting yet!
It's my daughter's birthday today too!
You got this bill! It could be a lot worse the colonoscopy I hear isn’t very fun 😂😢.
At least you get to sleep through the colonoscopy. The real bad part is the prep. Lose at least 5 lbs and get no sleep
@@user-ll8be9vt4u I had to do a colonoscopy this past May. I had to drink two gallons of that nasty stuff!
Honestly I would rather a colonoscopy then a dental appointment.
You are always cool - it’s in your DNA. 🙂
Went to the Dentist today. I got a good check up.
Have a great a day
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