Hear me out; unbeatable is just the eternal hell of girlfriend and boyfriend after they die at the end of mario's madness v2. Just think about it! The song lasts for a very long time and it keeps saying it is imposible to beat. But there are two things that prove this to be basically true; the location of the level as well as the ending point of the health bar. It's location is hellish heights, which is just hell with extra levels. The ending ends with them being at the same place as they began, in the middle of the bar in complete silence other than the fading out of the song. This level is literally hell for boyfriend and girlfriend!
@ it’s literally not, in no single way, in no sense of the word. It’s literally confirmed by Marco himself that everything after All Stars is not canon (the post-credits images and this).
I like how despite how fast the song gets, if you slow the playback speed to 25% near the end, it kinda sounds like it's playing at it's original speed
@@TheSonicSalviXdlol Man I thought I was going crazy when I heard that. Boyfriend did not just totally roast Bowser and the Nintendo crew with a Sonic theme. That's peak. This mod is peak.
this is the OG "Unbeatable". they just made it 5% slower than the video showed after every "you can not beat us". hence the name Unbeatable, bc this was the OG and it was actually unbeatable/j
1:26 I didn't know that the speed isn't the normal speed at this point. I kinda remembered the 7 seconds in the video time to be that fast. 2:09 Same thing can be said here, I thought the og release unbeatable goes that fast as well at that part. (26 seconds this time on the 2:09 timestamp)
you cannot rush us
LOL
Aim your Sonic Speed
You cannot rush us
Even with your Gaming Skills
You cannot rush us.
If this was an actual mechanic
We litteraly couldnt beat them
Tru
"Imma beat yo azz"
"Ya? Check this out"
"YOU CANNOT BEAT US"
"YOU CANNOT BEAT US"
"YOU CANNOT BEAT US"
"YOU CANNOT BEAT US"
"wha-"
"YOU CANNOT BEAT US"
"YOU CANNOT BEAT US"
"YOU CANNOT BEAT US"
"YOU CANNOT BEAT US"
"YOU CANNOT BEAT US"
" *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* MAH FINGEROS "
*calls luigi* well i got my friend to help
*HE SOLOS THE ENTIRE THING TO THEN BEAT THEM*
@@TheMostAnnnoyingAntEaterLuigi can solo them 🗣️
Black betrayal players: you sure?
Considering how often DH Dog and Bowser say “You cannot beat us”, I expect this to go very well.
Not to mention the entire level 4. Lol
And Smeck + Lakitu
@@boombox12isnt that mecha koopa???
Or am i just mistaking
@@TheMostAnnnoyingAntEater nah that actually is smeck
if you peep the og ad it makes more sense
@@dodek07 oh okay i just didnt know to much about it before it makes more sense now
5:25 x2 is a seizure
Truly unbeatable...
THAT FAST?!!
If You put 2x of speed it's todo seizure
Fnf lore
Bros Became a Gun
Hear me out; unbeatable is just the eternal hell of girlfriend and boyfriend after they die at the end of mario's madness v2. Just think about it! The song lasts for a very long time and it keeps saying it is imposible to beat. But there are two things that prove this to be basically true; the location of the level as well as the ending point of the health bar. It's location is hellish heights, which is just hell with extra levels. The ending ends with them being at the same place as they began, in the middle of the bar in complete silence other than the fading out of the song. This level is literally hell for boyfriend and girlfriend!
No, no and no. None of that is true. Unbeatable isn’t canon. It was said as much by the team.
@@exalpergames90 its canon in a way, it does exist, it was just blocked off
@ it’s literally not, in no single way, in no sense of the word. It’s literally confirmed by Marco himself that everything after All Stars is not canon (the post-credits images and this).
I like how despite how fast the song gets, if you slow the playback speed to 25% near the end, it kinda sounds like it's playing at it's original speed
2:23 this part hits hard
literally sounds like a whole different song
@@constellationmaker135and to me, it didn't sound so different, unless we are talking about DogHunt arrows part (not the "you cannot beat us").
If You put 0.75x sounds normal
Agreed
Fr the inst goes hard like demise inst
i love how 1:25 just becomes the final minute of unbeatable.
WHY IS THIS GETTING SO MANY LIKES
@@AleksandrVolkov1805there's a lot of people liking this comment that's why
@@AleksandrVolkov1805well idk :v
When the edibles really start to kick in
Chicken
You really don't realise how often they say "You cannot beat us" until you watch this
3:03 , 4:03 Duck hunt: Yknow what? F it, full speed
X2 xd
super speed
BAHAHAHA TRUE LOL WHAT THE DOG DOIN
@@JevilIYT this is indeed a certified “What da dog doin?” moment
Fuller auto.
no way man got the world record for unbeatable
5:01 - puyo puyo but get real
Why is it called the Puyo Puyo part??
@@foulsoul5638 becuase its literally puyo puyo boss theme from sonic mania
Fr
@@TheSonicSalviXdlol
Man I thought I was going crazy when I heard that.
Boyfriend did not just totally roast Bowser and the Nintendo crew with a Sonic theme. That's peak. This mod is peak.
@@TheSonicSalviXdlolit's from the original Puyo Puyo final boss but yeah it sounds there too
Unbeatable speedrun 100% WR
frfr
Unbeatable glitchless WR
4:03
D.H dog: You'll Never Beat us, Boyfriend. Not when i shift it into *_MAXIMUM GU-HUH-VERDRIVE_*
As the video went on, it slowly turned into a 3rd phase of a old fnf mod.
LMFAO
Mid fight masses type beat.
@@CrispyDeer116 This genuinely made me weeze, and it's 9:18 of the time I'm typing this.
@@CrispyDeer116bombastic
@@HotdogBro12cocacolastic
"YOU CANNOT BEAT US"
"what about rush?"
".................................."
"What about rush."
"..................maybe you can beat us"
"BUT, YOU CANNOT RUSH US"
@@AvieweronYT"YOU CANNOT SPEEDRUN US"
"What about stab?"
@@constellationmaker135 "WHAT STAB SON OF A FA-"
@@constellationmaker135GOD DAMN IT BOYFRIEND
5:35 clapping
FOR REAL
m i n i g u n I n M y O p i n i o n
@@NeoMetall you're lucky I respect your opinion
I CAN'T HELPPP 😭
Damn props to the player for managing to fc that
I don't think they made it an actual mod, I think they just kept speeding up footage of a fc by 5%
the footage isn't even an fc though??
Osu trihards: bet
@@lukicario9339It's a joke, bro.
@@lukicario9339 That's the joke
I wanna see someone program this into an actual mod and see if anyone can 100% no miss this without Luigi's help
no
*the end casually sounding like howtobasic*
5:49 slow it down to x0.25 and it’ll be the perfect speed
Unbeatable but everyones microphone started glitching out towards the end
so cool
Unbeatable but it's a zoom call
"You cannot crash us"
Low quality be like:
3:17 This became Madness Tricky real quick.
5:35 THIS PART ON 2X VELOCITY SOUNDS 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
5:36 duck hunt dog and bf sound like they’re slapping each other continuously
THIS KILLED ME COMPLETELY HELPPPPP 💀😭
Looks like everyone is having a seizure at level 4 5:27
FOR REAL
Everyone talks about how fast it gets but no mentions how genuinely good this part sounds
1:47
This and the hard style section go hard
2:10 goes literally insane
At the end it just sounds like aggressive slapping of a wet sock
It really does tho
HAHAHA NOOO 😭
The puyo puyo part goes faster then sonic, flash and quicksilver together
We truly cannot beat them
saddening
Osu trihard lifeless: you think so?
@@uncanalcomootros2619the song always ends in a draw so no one can beat it without hacks or smth
@@uncanalcomootros2619I’m gonna admit
The whole FNF < OSU joke is dead
@@GuimaGamesXDthey have truly become unbeatable, with the power of seizure...
5:08 sounds pretty good for a bit.
The end of the duck hunt dog part he says "you cannot beat us" so many times😂
Unreadable. This gotta be called Unreadable.
Wait nah that's not a good one, another idea for that very name popped up in my head(dash spider.) Unspeedable?
Or Unseeable?
Untypeable or something
"You cannot beat ass."
-Duck Hunt Dog 1987
(he still says this)
You cannot speed us
5:28
Bob’s final song be like:
Unbeatable, except you actually can't beat them because it's too fucking fast
5:55 sounds like an keyboard
Every Dave and Bambi fan made mod be like: 5:28
Why is that so true though, lmao
What about golden apple?
@@RandomExpunger ok every DAB mod except that
@@Multi3TheGamerpopcorn edition
Ok every Dave and Bambi mod that does stuff like that!
I'm surprised how BF is NOT dead or out of breath from this.
The final level just sounded like VERY AGGRESSIVE slapping of a wet sock.
I AGREE
imagine how difficult the actual song would be if it did this, especially the "don't miss" part
Thank you for not changing the pitch of this. This song is a banger.
GF's neck is just like: 💀⬅️➡️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️
Lol
Me in a good mood when I wake up
@@Your_Friend_Blu LOL
Unbeatable be splitting bars right now
Bro's speedrunning it
world record tho!!
Me when im hyper
You cannot... WH-
STO-
IT'S TOO FA-
STO-
HE-
F-
4:23 sounds normal at .5x speed
5:26 They were going so fast, they turned into UCN jumpscares.
I love how at the start it just sounds kind of off, then it just gets out of hand.
This is so chaotic, I love it.
Everyone just turned into machine guns towards the end 💀
Ahh finally someone find a good way to make the song shorter
Boyfriend at 4th one:OH GOD TO FAST
I love how it starts off ever-so-slightly faster due to the "you cannot beat us" at the start of the song
Bro the amount of whiplash from those neck movements is crazy.
WE ARE NINTENDO
ULTIMATE GAME SYSTEM
WE CHALLENGE PLAYERS
YOU
CANNOT
SPEEDRUN
*US*
The nintendo gang was saying it on purpose
gatling gun be like:
"vamos começar pelo meu favorito, o gigante"😀
vou mostrar o que eu ganhei ó vou dar uma dica em
1:48-2:08 sounds nearly perfect to actually song on 0.75 speed
2:10-2:19 is average speed
gf broke his neck like a thousand times
At this point, they are all having a seizure.
5:28 at this point it sound more like a Newspaper hitting something
4:49 old hard mods be like
🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️💨💨💨
5:25 put this on 2X speed
POV: you’re playing that one bambi mod
Play this part at 0.75x speed 2:14 it sounds just like the normal version
This lowkey kinda fire wtf
this is the OG "Unbeatable". they just made it 5% slower than the video showed after every "you can not beat us". hence the name Unbeatable, bc this was the OG and it was actually unbeatable/j
Why did ths guy put /j? Is he stuped (redditor)?
5:37 machine gun
We are Speedtendo
You can't outseep us
bowser and lakitu really wanted to get it over with
Imagine if this was an actual mechanic
WE COULD NOT BEAT THEM
5:49 the best part but with a bad wifi and a bad audio if you put the speed 0.25x
4:11 at 0.5x speed is probably the original
Nevermind might be 4:22
@@thewildcardalert i think its when he says the line next but he said it again right after
5:28 the hunter pulled up with a machine gun
How fast the arrows move to people who don't play rhythm games:
I turned on captions and it said (we are all you) that’s scary
Nah cus why did the duck hunt part make me laugh because pf how fast it is the internet has rotted my brain
alt title: unbeatable world record speedrun no cheats only good gaming chair
Every FNF Classic Mods In a Nutshell:
Girlfriends head just moving at the speed of light 😂
guys, whatever you do, please don’t watch this at 2x speed 💀💀💀
It turns out the saying was wrong, you can indeed rush art
We are speed
Ultimate crackhead party
You Cannot Rush Us
you cannot slow us
The end started to sound like a sr Pelo running gag
2:18 at 0.75x speed might be the original speed
I just kept slowing it down every 5 "you"s so it'd remain mostly normal
original speed is prob the section before that
when the lobotomy kicks in 5:31 and shots fired
Their voices sound like a *FUCKING AMMO FIRE* when it get faster and faster 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀
bro, duck hunt dog at the end bro
he is like AH ISHJHSAJFRIASHuiGSBAHIFHJASOFOHIA
i like how it gets slightly faster before the singing even gets to start
You’re not you when you’re hungry have a speed run
YOU CANNOT SPEEDRUN
went from rap battling to beatboxing at the end of level 1
1:26 I didn't know that the speed isn't the normal speed at this point. I kinda remembered the 7 seconds in the video time to be that fast.
2:09 Same thing can be said here, I thought the og release unbeatable goes that fast as well at that part.
(26 seconds this time on the 2:09 timestamp)
You literally can’t beat them because they have turbo controllers.
If this was a mod it will truly be unbeatable. Lol
At the end it sounds like really pressureised rain hitting an umbrella
Easiest dave and bambi song
0:00 - 2:32 [[The 2 minute Salesman]]
2:32 - 4:12 [[The Quickshooter Dog]]
4:12 - 5:14 [[The Speeding Koopa]]
5:14-5:25 [[The Calm Before The Storm]]
5:25 - 6:05 [[YOU CANNOT RUSH US]]