I grew up in Glasgow children’s hospital as I have a heart condition. The place is amazing and the staff are so friendly. Thank you for fundraising for the hospital.
They were always fuckin allergic to everything as well for some reason when I went. Allergic to nuts, allergic to milk, allergic to bees. Wanted to get some almond milk and shove a few bees in it to see what would happen.
Sophie Jackson allergic to playing fitball Allergic to banter Allergic to patter Allergic to fun Allergic to being a troublemaker Allergic to rain Allergic to water Allergic to irn bru Allergic to smoking Allergic to me Allergic to my pals Allergic to ever talking to me again And for one girl named Chloe Allergic to sex.
When I went to Scotland it was an instant culture shock. I went to Edinburgh as my first stop and I was amazed at how old the buildings were, yet how modern the people and stores were. In the USA, any of the buildings I saw in Edinburgh wouldn't even be allowed to exist due to "safety concerns" because we can't handle anything older than 50 years. It's too bad I spent my first day in Edinburgh sitting in the food court at Waverly Mall because I was too afraid to get lost, lol. While I was in there, I saw the Damaged Society store and laughed because it was basically Hot Topic. I also thought the California store (forgot the name) was funny because I'm actually from California and I'd never seen that store until I went to Scotland. Other than that, I enjoyed Scotland a lot. It was a two-country package that included Scotland and England and let me tell you, I enjoyed Scotland way more. The English were kinda rude.
Yeet Boyo Scotland was founded in 843 AD, that was 1,175 years ago. And you’re surprised we have old buildings? Most of these “old buildings” are older than your country they are a piece of history and they are apart of our heritage so we’re hardly going to knock them down. Next you’ll be telling me you’re surprised the Greeks haven’t bulldozed the city of Athens to the ground.
AJ K I was just saying I was surprised BECAUSE our country isn't that old. And I wasn't implying they should've been destroyed, I'm just saying that's probably what the American government would've called for. I don't agree with the government's "That's super old? Take it down!" mentality. That's probably because our older buildings aren't as historical as Scotland's, so it's not a big deal to the Americans. No need to get all defensive because I was surprised at seeing something so old when I'm not used to it. XD
@@cherry_preppy no offence to you as a person but that's the problem of a country build on capitalist greed always looking for the new the next the bigger and the Better saying old buildings being knocked down for safety issues is bullshit its just cause its not making money anymore and some developer has bought it to try make more money no culture
ikr! I had this cousin that I never knew existed come over when we went on holiday. Like I was never told she existed until that holiday and we were both 12
When I was a kid we would go to the caravans at saltcoats (my mum knew the woman that owned the caravan) during the summer holidays our parents planned it wisely with ordering a taxi to there at about 10 at night so we'd all be asleep by the time we got there (there was 4 of us kids)
I went to Portugal when I was 14. I fell down the stairs as I was getting off the plane. Broke my leg and spent the whole two weeks stuck in the hotel room with a full leg cast while my family had the time of their lives
Always went to a holiday house my grandparents owned up in a wee town called Cairnbulg next to Fraserburgh. Good times up there. Need to go back sometime.
Good stuff Batchers! I made my kids suffer this fate by taking them down to Primrose Valley in the Summer! Place was full of Scots cos the Scottish schools stop a couple of weeks before the English.
I forgot one Burnt island! Who used to go there for wee day trups or a caravan weekend on the summer holidays. That beach was a state but i loved that as a kid until i grew up and realised only good thing about Burbt Island was the road out of Burnt island.
I found a tampon in a swimming pool when I went to Malaga when I was like 8 ; that's probably the most interesting thing that happened to me while I was on holiday, except the time I went to Berlin and the airline lost my luggage and got it back to me the day after I got home (I only there for like four days)
OMG! I must have had the worst Scottish holidays ever! My family were like church mice .....poor. My dad was so old fashioned he wouldn't let my mum go out to work... To him it was a slur on his ability and manhood to provide for his family. Personally I think he should have just swallowed his pride as we weren't living in the 1800's and most Mums around our home worked. There wasn't any money for luxuries like holidays with my 3 much older brothers and myself the youngest and only girl. Our holidays entailed my mum and myself getting dressed and heading to the beach, we lived in Aberdeen so the beach was good with no stones. There was the funfair that didn't travel but stayed on site at the beach, plus there were plenty cafes. When dad had a day off we, that's mum, dad and myself ( the 3 much older brothers were off doing their own thing, like tatie picking to earn extra money. Beside they were far too old to be 'seen' with mum and dad. Plus they never wanted their little sister around....you can tell I was very much loved by the brothers!) anyhow on dad's day off we would take a trip on the bus to Stonehaven, this was a huge outing for me as this was before the dual carriageway was built and the journey rook over 30 minutes, to me that was forever! During the summer holidays my dad would take me on the train to his home town of Inverness and one of his 4 much older sisters, well actually 3 as the oldest emigrated to Australia. He would carry my little suitcase and I'd be there for several weeks. It was awful as my aunties were really old to me and the type who made you sit at a table with a proper white table cloth on it to eat every meal. My Auntie was so strict she wouldn't let me leave the table until I'd eaten everything that was on my plate. It was always a battle of wills and I'd win as there was no way I'd eat something I just didn't want, ever. Nothing has changed there ever. The whole thing was hellish and there were no other kids to play with, even my cousins were all grown ups and were married with toddlers and babies. The aunties idea of trying to entertain a young child was to take me to the theatre to see a Scottish variety show. There was always someone dressed up in full Scottish dress and would sing and dance plus the bagpipes. It was a totally ghastly experience. Returning home and going back to school couldn't come quick enough! and not because I loved school.
Hi Batchy, just having a laugh going through all growing up Scottish. I always remember ma da thinking he's the big man for waking up earliest and it doesny matter wit time yer up at yer da's been up for 3 hours already
Once a went to Spain with ma mum and nana a was about 14 at the time. It was about 1am we were sleeping and a boy about the same age as me came up the stairs with his dad absolutely pished. They were shouting and bawling in the landing they were kicking a door in it nearly came off the hinges. The police eventually came and the dad got pepper-sprayed it was quite scary at the times now looking back on it it was fucking hilarious
you should've tried a typical Birkonian family holiday, where we all just stay in our council flat in Birkenhead, coz our old man constantly lost his money gambling on the horses, never had one holiday away, ever, had to wait till I was 50 years old to save up and go to Amsterdam for my first official holiday, alone
Love yer vids batchy. Love hearin ma Scottish accent. And theres nae where like Scotland fir the banter an funny stuff you bring up. Yea.... wi can jist type how we talk here cause nae where else understands it like other Scottish folks. And yea..... I do talk differently on other sites so they'll understand me. So glad I found your page though. Cheers ^j^
So true, but I barely ever burn, probably because everyone else spends about 5 minutes putting on their sun cream because they just wanna get in with it but I spend like 45 minutes making sure I get everywhere, been doing that since I was 9 lmao
I went to Haggerston in September. The Rangers v Celtic game was on during that long weekend. I’m not joking, Rangers and Celtic fans INFESTED the park
Camping in Scotland was either complete shite or fun. Most cases shite. One time we went north near Inverclyde. Planned a weeks stay. First day its rainin' buckets, midgies eatin us alive and nae fire amd cold beans. M' dad and i tried getting dry wood and spent half an hour fucking lost on the road. Day two we packed up and went back to crosshouse, only good memory was stopping by a chippie
Remember going to Dundee once to see a mate (I'm English btw) got up there fine but when we went to leave the car wouldn't start turns out someone robbed the battery
when I was down in florida on a cruise the first people me ma and da run into are two Aberdeen folks and start acting like there best friends but the thing they do when they go away is start complaining!!
Caravans are a shite cus de ye ken when its like a fucking tornadoe outside and all u can hear is a really annoying howling noise cus the caravan has shit thin walls
I played for Telford Venom Ice Hockey team when I was 9 and we went to scotland somewhere near the coast cuz of some fuckin wee tournament. But we didnt ave a hotel. We ad a fuckin caravan and when we checked into the park, i regretted it instantly. It was so windy, the caravan almost fuckin capsized like a blown off ship. Worst 5 days of me life. The only thing that made it better was an arcade near the rink.
I went on holiday was we were on a boat and it wasn't leaving for god knows how long so I decided to get off and go play in the water next thing the boat leaves without me
I do relate with this still tho.I live in a shitey part of Cornwall where it's always pissing down with rain & Wind strong enough to rip a roof off a supermarket ,but then we go to Scotland on holiday & experience the same thing ,but with a mountain in the background.
Me n ma brothers were doon ayr in a caravan, n ma maw got proper drunk wae her pals, so me n ma brothers went into a wee shop and started nickin everything aff the shelf’s an ma maw was just laughing, am gonnie go tae jail.
Once I went on holiday to Turkey and one night the guy at our hotel shouted the name of the countries everyone was from England is not that loud and a full balcony is from there it's me my sister my maw and my da and we are all the loudest Country when it's a table of us vs a balcony of English people
I grew up in Glasgow children’s hospital as I have a heart condition. The place is amazing and the staff are so friendly. Thank you for fundraising for the hospital.
In Scotland yer lucky if ye can even get the paddling pool out!
Ross Ferns ur luck to go oot and play football
Those were the best days
Aye
And it was right hard to convince your dad to take it out
Aye, yer incredibly right. it's almost guaranteed to rain every day and it's always proper boltaic
the amount of kids i "had" to become mates with on holiday was unreal.
It was so shite like lol
CasualGuy I hear ya!
They were always fuckin allergic to everything as well for some reason when I went. Allergic to nuts, allergic to milk, allergic to bees. Wanted to get some almond milk and shove a few bees in it to see what would happen.
Sophie Jackson allergic to playing fitball
Allergic to banter
Allergic to patter
Allergic to fun
Allergic to being a troublemaker
Allergic to rain
Allergic to water
Allergic to irn bru
Allergic to smoking
Allergic to me
Allergic to my pals
Allergic to ever talking to me again
And for one girl named Chloe
Allergic to sex.
When I went to Scotland it was an instant culture shock. I went to Edinburgh as my first stop and I was amazed at how old the buildings were, yet how modern the people and stores were. In the USA, any of the buildings I saw in Edinburgh wouldn't even be allowed to exist due to "safety concerns" because we can't handle anything older than 50 years. It's too bad I spent my first day in Edinburgh sitting in the food court at Waverly Mall because I was too afraid to get lost, lol. While I was in there, I saw the Damaged Society store and laughed because it was basically Hot Topic. I also thought the California store (forgot the name) was funny because I'm actually from California and I'd never seen that store until I went to Scotland. Other than that, I enjoyed Scotland a lot. It was a two-country package that included Scotland and England and let me tell you, I enjoyed Scotland way more. The English were kinda rude.
Yeet Boyo Scotland was founded in 843 AD, that was 1,175 years ago. And you’re surprised we have old buildings? Most of these “old buildings” are older than your country they are a piece of history and they are apart of our heritage so we’re hardly going to knock them down. Next you’ll be telling me you’re surprised the Greeks haven’t bulldozed the city of Athens to the ground.
AJ K I was just saying I was surprised BECAUSE our country isn't that old. And I wasn't implying they should've been destroyed, I'm just saying that's probably what the American government would've called for. I don't agree with the government's "That's super old? Take it down!" mentality. That's probably because our older buildings aren't as historical as Scotland's, so it's not a big deal to the Americans. No need to get all defensive because I was surprised at seeing something so old when I'm not used to it. XD
@@cherry_preppy no offence to you as a person but that's the problem of a country build on capitalist greed always looking for the new the next the bigger and the Better saying old buildings being knocked down for safety issues is bullshit its just cause its not making money anymore and some developer has bought it to try make more money no culture
@@kevinmccormick2552 That's why most of us hate our own country lmao
Keep up the great work man :P
Frank
Batchy XD
the first video I've watched of yours and I'm already hooked. love this :D
Hope you enjoy the rest!
Your name reminds me of a the sims gamer, lilsimsie
@@rizkitamilenia hehe, I used to love watching them, always found it cool we shared the same name haha
That holiday to see family in England yae didny even know yae hud, then wantin tae punch the accent oot them within 5 minutes ae gettin there
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ikr! I had this cousin that I never knew existed come over when we went on holiday. Like I was never told she existed until that holiday and we were both 12
Make sure to check out the channels linked in the description! I hope to see you all in the Live Stream!
Love your growing up Scottish vids left a like
Batchy subscribe your joost to hilarious love yer vlog especially growing up Scottish
Batchy if u said marley my name is marley
Leon James Really late reply but thanks!
When I was a kid we would go to the caravans at saltcoats (my mum knew the woman that owned the caravan) during the summer holidays our parents planned it wisely with ordering a taxi to there at about 10 at night so we'd all be asleep by the time we got there (there was 4 of us kids)
Craig Tara shoutout
Shout out to Haggerston Castle
Batchy Yas!!
Butlins ye mean. :)
Craig Tara.. I was there in April for a football festival lol
Am an owner at Craig Tara!
Bringing my family on a wee holiday abroad to Glasgow end of November. Hope we end up with stories of our own. Videos are great.
im always away in my caravan away to berwick
I went to Portugal when I was 14. I fell down the stairs as I was getting off the plane. Broke my leg and spent the whole two weeks stuck in the hotel room with a full leg cast while my family had the time of their lives
"Growing up Scotland"
Half the weans don't bloody grow up! xD
Jäger Main Ir ye reelih Scottish cas ya canny evin spell "wain" ya dafte
I’m from Cumbernauld. What’s ‘growing up’?
A don’t 😅😅😅😅😅
Considering u said “growing up Scotland “ instead of growing up Scottish , shows that u have not grown up
• Delicate Petal • “Dafty”
All a hiv tae say is "Craig Tara"
George Wilson that's a gid place. Granted it's always pishin wi rain but it's no bad 😂
GeorgeOnYT not been in years im pretty certain it was in ayr
jamescarrick10 aye in ayr
Well geed
Faskally
I'm genuinely watching this while on holiday in Tenerife.
haha! Quality!
+Batchy Aye it's great.
+Batchy I'm in Benidorm right now it's great typical I'm not with family it's my friends
I like how January 2nd is a National Hoiliday in Scotland because we're all supposedly drunk
Always went to a holiday house my grandparents owned up in a wee town called Cairnbulg next to Fraserburgh. Good times up there. Need to go back sometime.
Another banger batch, ma Granny would be proud 😂
for people that can't understand batchy, you should visit glasgow
Kyle Craig Im not from bloody glasgow n i understand it
Good stuff Batchers! I made my kids suffer this fate by taking them down to Primrose Valley in the Summer! Place was full of Scots cos the Scottish schools stop a couple of weeks before the English.
Its great to be able to make your kids suffer the same fate as you had to as a kid lol
Aye! We complain that it happened to us but then are only too happy to make our own suffer it! :D
I forgot one Burnt island! Who used to go there for wee day trups or a caravan weekend on the summer holidays. That beach was a state but i loved that as a kid until i grew up and realised only good thing about Burbt Island was the road out of Burnt island.
I found a tampon in a swimming pool when I went to Malaga when I was like 8 ; that's probably the most interesting thing that happened to me while I was on holiday, except the time I went to Berlin and the airline lost my luggage and got it back to me the day after I got home (I only there for like four days)
Ive always gone to Berwick on holiday xD
Get defuq out my country ye fuckin forinner
Combing from a Scottish kid this is how I feel mate
I went to craig tara every year for like 6 years straight
Your a great RUclipsr
OMG! I must have had the worst Scottish holidays ever! My family were like church mice .....poor. My dad was so old fashioned he wouldn't let my mum go out to work... To him it was a slur on his ability and manhood to provide for his family. Personally I think he should have just swallowed his pride as we weren't living in the 1800's and most Mums around our home worked.
There wasn't any money for luxuries like holidays with my 3 much older brothers and myself the youngest and only girl. Our holidays entailed my mum and myself getting dressed and heading to the beach, we lived in Aberdeen so the beach was good with no stones. There was the funfair that didn't travel but stayed on site at the beach, plus there were plenty cafes.
When dad had a day off we, that's mum, dad and myself ( the 3 much older brothers were off doing their own thing, like tatie picking to earn extra money. Beside they were far too old to be 'seen' with mum and dad. Plus they never wanted their little sister around....you can tell I was very much loved by the brothers!) anyhow on dad's day off we would take a trip on the bus to Stonehaven, this was a huge outing for me as this was before the dual carriageway was built and the journey rook over 30 minutes, to me that was forever!
During the summer holidays my dad would take me on the train to his home town of Inverness and one of his 4 much older sisters, well actually 3 as the oldest emigrated to Australia. He would carry my little suitcase and I'd be there for several weeks. It was awful as my aunties were really old to me and the type who made you sit at a table with a proper white table cloth on it to eat every meal.
My Auntie was so strict she wouldn't let me leave the table until I'd eaten everything that was on my plate. It was always a battle of wills and I'd win as there was no way I'd eat something I just didn't want, ever. Nothing has changed there ever.
The whole thing was hellish and there were no other kids to play with, even my cousins were all grown ups and were married with toddlers and babies. The aunties idea of trying to entertain a young child was to take me to the theatre to see a Scottish variety show. There was always someone dressed up in full Scottish dress and would sing and dance plus the bagpipes. It was a totally ghastly experience. Returning home and going back to school couldn't come quick enough! and not because I loved school.
Av only been to a caravan holiday once, Craig Tara, all my other holidays have been abroad
Hi Batchy, just having a laugh going through all growing up Scottish. I always remember ma da thinking he's the big man for waking up earliest and it doesny matter wit time yer up at yer da's been up for 3 hours already
HOLY SHIT I'm jut back fi Berwick and Hagerstown
Once a went to Spain with ma mum and nana a was about 14 at the time. It was about 1am we were sleeping and a boy about the same age as me came up the stairs with his dad absolutely pished. They were shouting and bawling in the landing they were kicking a door in it nearly came off the hinges. The police eventually came and the dad got pepper-sprayed it was quite scary at the times now looking back on it it was fucking hilarious
you should've tried a typical Birkonian family holiday, where we all just stay in our council flat in Birkenhead, coz our old man constantly lost his money gambling on the horses, never had one holiday away, ever, had to wait till I was 50 years old to save up and go to Amsterdam for my first official holiday, alone
As mentioned before, I loved going to Berwick as a boy haha
Perks of being mixed race n Scottish I never get sunburnt 👌
Paulscott015 anoo👌
This series is class 🙌
can youtube please put batchy in the next youtube rewind at the end of the year
Love yer vids batchy. Love hearin ma Scottish accent. And theres nae where like Scotland fir the banter an funny stuff you bring up. Yea.... wi can jist type how we talk here cause nae where else understands it like other Scottish folks. And yea..... I do talk differently on other sites so they'll understand me. So glad I found your page though. Cheers ^j^
I must be the only foreigner watching this videos!
I’m on a holiday to Inverness and I live near Aberdeen it’s pretty good here
I took the train
So true, but I barely ever burn, probably because everyone else spends about 5 minutes putting on their sun cream because they just wanna get in with it but I spend like 45 minutes making sure I get everywhere, been doing that since I was 9 lmao
Mate I am from largs so about 40 minets away from glasgow and mate see going on holiday in England you just discribet it perfectly
I did the YMCA at the karaoke in Spain I woke up just aboot the whole hotel
A remember when a used tae have arguments with these wee English kids about what we should name the stray cats
getting pished in Portugal at 15 in a local bar then whiteying and passing out on the beach
I saw one of my mates from my caravan up north where I live witch is Queensferry
This is actual brilliant
I went to Haggerston in September. The Rangers v Celtic game was on during that long weekend. I’m not joking, Rangers and Celtic fans INFESTED the park
When your parents think Alton Towers is a good holiday destination, you know you're never going to get a proper Summer from them.
Pishing Maself that was nostalgic
Nice vid batchy I remember going to the caravan park in England
Hyped Up Scott 9-1
Mate I've got a caravan at Berwick ahahah
"HOAL A DAY"
Azzza way the weegies say holiday, bye ra way
Going to the caravan in Blackpool or air!😂
Scarily relatable haha
Caravan parks where class
When I when on Holiday fight was CANCELED in France
Lol Berwick-Upon-Tweed?
Great video as always
1:09
Camping in Scotland was either complete shite or fun. Most cases shite. One time we went north near Inverclyde. Planned a weeks stay. First day its rainin' buckets, midgies eatin us alive and nae fire amd cold beans. M' dad and i tried getting dry wood and spent half an hour fucking lost on the road. Day two we packed up and went back to crosshouse, only good memory was stopping by a chippie
I live at the border and I go tae Berwick for a McDonald’s 😂
Batchy, did u ever have an empty?
Magic video min, keep it up
Cheers!
here mate loved the video half these are true keep going at it man love you (NO HOMO)
Cheers pal!
Remember going to Dundee once to see a mate (I'm English btw) got up there fine but when we went to leave the car wouldn't start turns out someone robbed the battery
Benidorm ....
Belmont
Yup, every year for me
Lol I Ken you
The Capital of Cunts Fae The UK ®️
Youre brilliant 👏👏
We all remember a couple years ago where we thought the world was ending cause it was so hot for ones in our bloody lives
Never went abroad only went to Pitlochry but all the rest is the same
+batchy I mind that one time a found a Xbox 360 and its controller in the Clyde canal
3:44 take that whole line out of context XD
when I was down in florida on a cruise the first people me ma and da run into are two Aberdeen folks and start acting like there best friends but the thing they do when they go away is start complaining!!
i just went to blackpool
I go to skeggy. Its good there
M8 your great at these Scottish vids cause that’s thit I dee for ma holiday go to Nairn caravan park
I went to Berwick to
Any Celtic fans
Grannie Heilan’s Hame at Dornoch. no exclamation
Caravans are a shite cus de ye ken when its like a fucking tornadoe outside and all u can hear is a really annoying howling noise cus the caravan has shit thin walls
Mitchell Mdl aye a ken an wen it raens aw yae hear is the pishin raen own the caravans intire metal roog
roof
Haha
Mitchell Mdl and also the seagulls tapping there feet up against the bloody windea that wis annoying
Brilliant mate :)
On holiday in Florida some boot flew past a red light right into us, all the police had to say was welcome to America
Offt.
love these vids
If your Scottish and going abroad you know that your dads gonna wear his Scottish top going around with some irn bru while he’s at it
Aye I can agree there batchy
Stenny FC is just about a 15-20 minutes car ride from me
Remember sandy lands caravan park
I’m welsh I was on holiday and I met a Scottish lad I burn easy as well he had like factor 100 but he still got burned
I played for Telford Venom Ice Hockey team when I was 9 and we went to scotland somewhere near the coast cuz of some fuckin wee tournament. But we didnt ave a hotel. We ad a fuckin caravan and when we checked into the park, i regretted it instantly. It was so windy, the caravan almost fuckin capsized like a blown off ship. Worst 5 days of me life. The only thing that made it better was an arcade near the rink.
I went on holiday was we were on a boat and it wasn't leaving for god knows how long so I decided to get off and go play in the water next thing the boat leaves without me
Always feel like I'm in enemy territory ,while watching batchy as an englishman.
+Shea Z no at war with england. Yer awrite.
I do relate with this still tho.I live in a shitey part of Cornwall where it's always pissing down with rain & Wind strong enough to rip a roof off a supermarket ,but then we go to Scotland on holiday & experience the same thing ,but with a mountain in the background.
Me n ma brothers were doon ayr in a caravan, n ma maw got proper drunk wae her pals, so me n ma brothers went into a wee shop and started nickin everything aff the shelf’s an ma maw was just laughing, am gonnie go tae jail.
did the berrick one too, tryin tae watch the london olympics on that shitey wee tv
I watched this video 10 times or more
theres nothing better than a two-footer an english person or proddy
Av never been abroud too dear for me
Best RUclipsr I have watched in a while and I'm Scottish as well . Batch what team dae ye like getter Celtic or rangers. I support the gers
Celtic or Rangers batch
Omg your right
Once I went on holiday to Turkey and one night the guy at our hotel shouted the name of the countries everyone was from England is not that loud and a full balcony is from there it's me my sister my maw and my da and we are all the loudest Country when it's a table of us vs a balcony of English people