Anyone who buys a ticket to the charity game before Monday will be in with a chance of winning a free upgrade to the executive box with a meet and greet with the Scottish players after the game! Including me, Razzbowski, MarleyThirteen, BigMooney06 and Cjnovo992!!! Get your tickets here now and help us raise money for mental health!!! :➜ goo.gl/YfDtxk
I had one teacher that when you walked in to the class with even a smile he would send you down the head teachers office for as he described " disrupting the learning zone".
I had a teacher that yelled without thinking "who ever keeps banging the desk I'll bang you against the desk" 😂😂😂 can't remember if they got fired for that
I live in tranent near Edinburgh and this is the first good Scottish channel it's so relatable subbed and turned notifications on good luck thanks for the most entertainment in a while
When you mentioned not having to pull your trousers down to your ankles to pish it made me remember the fact 5 year old me actully full out showed my pale arse to have half year
Hahaha this series is so funny. I live in Australia and went to school here but my whole family is Scottish so it’s really funny listening to your stories and comparing them to my own in Australia as well as my Scottish family members’
One time in art a boy went to go sharpen a pencil or somet and the teacher looked at him and said “sit down and stop touching yourself” and the class couldnt stop laughing for the rest of the period
Another good one. Though I do admit it’s weird listening to you talk about school while a video plays of you killing zombies with a spiked baseball bat. (Then again some schools in America kinda look like this)
I went to four different schools, three of them were in England, one in Scotland and not even kidding the English ones were so bad that when I settled into the Scottish high school I actually looked forward to going to school in the morning. In my middle school (the town I lived in was just outside Newcastle, and it had a three tier school system) all the teachers did stupid stuff like throwing pens at you and giving you detentions for failing classes and chatting back at them.
We had some scary teachers. You’d swear they just got let out the asylum and given a yard stick,...Bang your a teacher! Some used that yard stick to measure there egos, some used it to smack the desk while you where sleeping. The history teacher used it as his rifle while he told stories about wars!😂 Great Video Batchy
Teachers get talked back to in Scotland and shouted at I saw a teachers crying once in my primar school because of a student and I’m Scottish so I know this stuff.
Once back in the school days, we were quite tech savvy and the school had just “upgraded their system” basically made it go from pure shit to just shit. They didn’t fully set up the controls for students, so us being the wee bastards that we are would use the computer command windows to remotely shut down each other’s computer. One day we stepped it up though and spend a solid 2 hours strategically shutting down the teachers just to avoid writing pish down. It was all fine until someone went a bit far and wrote in the “reason for remote shutdown” that the teachers daughter is a mad wee junkie. The detention was worth it though, was a right laugh
Pretty much my school is well mate we locked our supply teacher in a cupboard for 20 minutes😂😂then found a bottle of Buckfast and our maths teacher is drawers half drunk he claims it wasn't him but is breath said otherwise 😂😂
So I’m from Aberdeen and so all the s2 classes had to watch brave heart and learn about the battle of sterling Bridge and are teacher was going threw the names of all the people who were involved in the war and one of the poplar kids in my class shouted i’m Brian and nobody knew the meme until I saw this video and showed him and now the hole class knows it and now it’s like an inside joke of an inside joke
A teacher shouted everybody quiet and I shouted “shut up ya spazzy cow” got a dreadful 3 days not being allowed outside w ma pals 😂 😂 primary school was a piss take
I usually tried to be the good kid in my class but the one time I forgot about Business Ed. homework not only did the teacher take me out of class and shout at me, but she also shouted at my dad who worked at the school. Kinda extra ridiculous given the fact that she's half his height XD
Love your vids man you're hilarious! Can relate to almost all your videos, just makes it even funnier. Wherever I watch your vids be it on the bus or wherever I just can't help pmsl out loud haha too funny mate keep up the good work 👍
Best part about school was the swimming lessons. Seeing the lassies in skimpy outfits. Looking back, what a wee deviant 🤣 Also running the school tuck shop. I mean cmon, as if we didnae just eat our entire weight in white mice, wham bars, irn brew chews, space raiders and bikers. No wonder I’m diabetic now.
Had this one teacher who was too scared of our class tae gee is into trouble so she'd just send you oot side a full period and wait for another teacher to walk along and give you into trouble but when we got bored just walked back in and sat doon she wouldn't even contest it. Fucked an apple at ma pal in that class one day and he got the blame and was kicked out the class haha
There's this game we sometimes play in P.E and it's basically where you all's hand in a big circle and you're numbered 1 to how many people is in yer class. What you have to do is when the gym teacher shouts out a number the person with that number has to duck while the people on either side of the person has to turn and do finger guns, shouting bang. Whoever "bangs" first win and the loser has tae sit down, but then two people "banged" at the same time and the teacher was like, "no scottalan banged stuart" and then the.. "dirties" in the class just laughed (including me) and the rest of the people just looked confused at why we were laughing and shit and overall it was a fun game. Gym is usually gid because our gym teacher is a dumbass and usually speaks without thinking.
i dinny have an adhd table but in english, i have a wee desk tae maself next tae the teachers desk, i just listen to MSI and with ma feet up on the desk, teacher still likes me tho
Our school had a teacher who had a breakdown after a class full of 20 3 year's full of acid/LSD 1boy chased her round the class and everyone of them ran a muck in the class for an hour. She was called Mrs B Taylor everyone thought the B was for Betty so one day she went into class and someone had wrote Betty Taylor on the window in marker pen. I don't blame the woman for leaving after that day. They where strong tripps if I do say so myself, I was out my not in the next class and we could hear them out teacher left to help her out. PMSL
My favourite time is when I read about former pupils in the local paper. Lengthy jail terms or victims of their own violence, makes the job worthwhile.
I’ve talked to lots of other people and i was actually surprised that no one else has primary 1s and primary 7s. Everyone else just has year 1s and year 6s. Also why were all the techy teachers fucking 60 and born before the discovery of electricity. And Biff, Chip and Kipper were actually just a skyve because you always just read with huge pauses and stutters and didnae even get through a page by the end of the day
Anyone who buys a ticket to the charity game before Monday will be in with a chance of winning a free upgrade to the executive box with a meet and greet with the Scottish players after the game! Including me, Razzbowski, MarleyThirteen, BigMooney06 and Cjnovo992!!!
Get your tickets here now and help us raise money for mental health!!! :➜ goo.gl/YfDtxk
Good video
Can I play
Batchy haha so true about teachers
Batchy are you and CJ Novo going to be on the same team ?
Batchy I haven’t got a ticket to that but got a ticket to insomnia resonate 😉
I relate to Brian on a deep, emotional level.
In a way we all relate to Brian.
@@BatchyGaming ahts ma skl aha
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH
I’m brian
sam mcauley I go to that school as well, that’s the sad part
Awrite Brian
Im brian
sam mcauley ma cats called Brian. That’s the name he came with
I go to school with brian
I had one teacher that when you walked in to the class with even a smile he would send you down the head teachers office for as he described " disrupting the learning zone".
The 3 dislikes are batchys old teachers
Marc 16 XD
Marc 16 4 now I think the 4th one is the pe teacher
44 now🤣
The gameplay with the overdubbed commentary makes it seem like a representation of Scottish teachers preparing to go to work.
Fkn loved it, this series is smashing!
Me and you both
Me and you twa
I remember they Biff Chip and Kipper books 😂
Don’t forget floppy
Fuck yeah boi
i hated them, i threw mine in ma microwave once
Same
Aye.
Me to my teacher
ME : would you give me in trouble for something I didn't do
Teacher : of course not
Me : good because I didn't do my homework
How'd it go fer ye
Former teacher here. Thanks for the PTSD. 😂
I had a teacher that yelled without thinking "who ever keeps banging the desk I'll bang you against the desk" 😂😂😂 can't remember if they got fired for that
Batchy your so funny and your videos have helped me get through my deppresion and i really appreciate what your doing with this charity match
Me to his videos just cheer me up
You’re * You’re * depression * . *
Every cunt give the boy a break fuck sake
TheStonedGamer 420 Eh, am correcting him, fuck sake
The Lost Dancer But you aren't Thats the exect way we spell that where i live except Depression i spelt that wrong
I live in tranent near Edinburgh and this is the first good Scottish channel it's so relatable subbed and turned notifications on good luck thanks for the most entertainment in a while
When you mentioned not having to pull your trousers down to your ankles to pish it made me remember the fact 5 year old me actully full out showed my pale arse to have half year
I GOT banned from my local Tesco for throwing donuts off the roof when drunk
Ali- aids xD
Haha ya fuckn legend
Yesssss what a legend 😂
Hahaha this series is so funny. I live in Australia and went to school here but my whole family is Scottish so it’s really funny listening to your stories and comparing them to my own in Australia as well as my Scottish family members’
One time in art a boy went to go sharpen a pencil or somet and the teacher looked at him and said “sit down and stop touching yourself” and the class couldnt stop laughing for the rest of the period
"And of course finally learning that ye don't need to pull yer trousers all the way down tae yer ankles tae take a piss" 😂😂😂😂😂
5:17 Batchy has just made my day!!!!
Yes batchy in there wae the biff chip and kipper , need tae find all of the glasses in each picture 😂
Another good one. Though I do admit it’s weird listening to you talk about school while a video plays of you killing zombies with a spiked baseball bat. (Then again some schools in America kinda look like this)
Growing up Scottish in the 90s. Seems a lot like growing up Australian in the 80s except there was no mobile phones, and alot sunnier.
"Shitting in poly bags" had me dead
Love the growing up Scottish series, good luck to 100k subscribers batchy
I love you're content man, you're legit one of the funniest people on RUclips in my opinion. And of course I'm part of the NOTIFICATION SQUAD!!!!
Thanks mate! Glad you enjoy the videos and I appreciate your support! #NotificationSquad!
One time in music, my music teacher said, we were doing chords on guitar, and he said "you, show me D"
I went to four different schools, three of them were in England, one in Scotland and not even kidding the English ones were so bad that when I settled into the Scottish high school I actually looked forward to going to school in the morning. In my middle school (the town I lived in was just outside Newcastle, and it had a three tier school system) all the teachers did stupid stuff like throwing pens at you and giving you detentions for failing classes and chatting back at them.
I have heard teachers say "Dont come on me" so many times but never thought anything of it until now.
Dude you need a lot more recognition sending this channel to all my friends 👍
Get ready fur the pitch invasion batchy boy
We had some scary teachers. You’d swear they just got let out the asylum and given a yard stick,...Bang your a teacher! Some used that yard stick to measure there egos, some used it to smack the desk while you where sleeping. The history teacher used it as his rifle while he told stories about wars!😂
Great Video Batchy
Once me and about half of my table swapped seats, at Christmas, half way through the year, the teacher didn't notice at all
i feel proud to be part of my Highschool when i see that clip played in the beginning
My Geography teacher went mental at our class because someone threw a paper aeroplane at her computer and she claimed that it was criminal damage...
Teachers get talked back to in Scotland and shouted at I saw a teachers crying once in my primar school because of a student and I’m Scottish so I know this stuff.
We all need batchy tae 100k
Thanks big man
I subbed and turned on post notifications lol best you tuber ever
We had a PE teacher called Mr McRae that everyone rumoured used to be in the SAS purely cos he told you to say sir after every question
Once back in the school days, we were quite tech savvy and the school had just “upgraded their system” basically made it go from pure shit to just shit. They didn’t fully set up the controls for students, so us being the wee bastards that we are would use the computer command windows to remotely shut down each other’s computer. One day we stepped it up though and spend a solid 2 hours strategically shutting down the teachers just to avoid writing pish down. It was all fine until someone went a bit far and wrote in the “reason for remote shutdown” that the teachers daughter is a mad wee junkie. The detention was worth it though, was a right laugh
Should’ve talked about how every teacher knew a kid who died from swinging on a chair Hahahaha
Pretty much my school is well mate we locked our supply teacher in a cupboard for 20 minutes😂😂then found a bottle of Buckfast and our maths teacher is drawers half drunk he claims it wasn't him but is breath said otherwise 😂😂
I remember one kid locking our French teacher out of his classroom and it took a while for someone to open the door
So I’m from Aberdeen and so all the s2 classes had to watch brave heart and learn about the battle of sterling Bridge and are teacher was going threw the names of all the people who were involved in the war and one of the poplar kids in my class shouted i’m Brian and nobody knew the meme until I saw this video and showed him and now the hole class knows it and now it’s like an inside joke of an inside joke
A teacher shouted everybody quiet and I shouted “shut up ya spazzy cow” got a dreadful 3 days not being allowed outside w ma pals 😂 😂 primary school was a piss take
I usually tried to be the good kid in my class but the one time I forgot about Business Ed. homework not only did the teacher take me out of class and shout at me, but she also shouted at my dad who worked at the school. Kinda extra ridiculous given the fact that she's half his height XD
The fear of bogwashing was almost fever pitch on a daily basis at school 😭
"I tried to feed a giftshop jigsaw puzzle elephant to a penguin"
Awryt mate funniest guy I’ve seen your videos have been floating about ma school keep it up
Love your vids man you're hilarious! Can relate to almost all your videos, just makes it even funnier. Wherever I watch your vids be it on the bus or wherever I just can't help pmsl out loud haha too funny mate keep up the good work 👍
Oright mate, am fae uddingston Glasgow and a live in Bahrain this series is heavy funny keep up the good work bro also I’ve turned notifications on
A couple years back my teacher said stop banging
And being a group of 13 year olds we burst out laughing
Best part about school was the swimming lessons. Seeing the lassies in skimpy outfits. Looking back, what a wee deviant 🤣
Also running the school tuck shop. I mean cmon, as if we didnae just eat our entire weight in white mice, wham bars, irn brew chews, space raiders and bikers. No wonder I’m diabetic now.
At ma high school everybody’s down at the shops drinking isotonic, rippin the piss oot each other and fightin
I was drinking water in class when my teacher stops me and said ‘‘STOP DRINKING" and then starts sucking a glue stick.WTF
ive had notifications on for ages :) also my dad walked out off parents evening like '' your math teacher is hot''
oh god that was my old high school at the beginning i’m embarrassed
I love your work and big respect for doing work for SamH.
I love your channel mate I always get a laugh form your videos but everyone else in my family hates getting a laugh
We had Treat, Middle and Punishment in school. Punishment was very popular.
As a Scottish person I can confirm that this is how Scottish school is. 😂
Had this one teacher who was too scared of our class tae gee is into trouble so she'd just send you oot side a full period and wait for another teacher to walk along and give you into trouble but when we got bored just walked back in and sat doon she wouldn't even contest it. Fucked an apple at ma pal in that class one day and he got the blame and was kicked out the class haha
Lol you sat on the elephant and gave the giraffe's the finger. Makes me proud to be a Scott!
man i remember when you had 20k now you have double that time flies and while you doubled that i got 1 subscriber XD
I seriously wish I had a copy of A Clockwork Orange for these silent reading periods. Nuff said!
Miss expulsion: DETENTION.
Me: ahhhh shite.
kid threw a chair at a teacher in my school and got half the punishment as the kid who decided to shave their head
Great video! Scottish myself 😂
Joanne Finlay it really is 😂
Think we all are m8
EclipseSteven same mate canny ask for better channel
EclipseSteven me too
Same
Brilliant video as always Batchy
Absolute great timing fur the video mate coz I'm literally just back fae France lol
Aw man, I remember biff chip and kipper books! We had groups in P1 named after them, of course, I was in the smart group, the kippers
Love the video mate keep up the good work 🤙
Did your techie teacher ever ask if you thought:
he came up the Clyde on a banana boat; or
his head buttoned up the back?
Is it just me or do 95% of teachers have horrible breaths
Hector Brocklebank sounds like a lovely fellow
Hermione Granger 😂😂😂
Hermione Granger sounds fun likes
Our music teacher get called death breath
100%
There's this game we sometimes play in P.E and it's basically where you all's hand in a big circle and you're numbered 1 to how many people is in yer class. What you have to do is when the gym teacher shouts out a number the person with that number has to duck while the people on either side of the person has to turn and do finger guns, shouting bang. Whoever "bangs" first win and the loser has tae sit down, but then two people "banged" at the same time and the teacher was like, "no scottalan banged stuart" and then the.. "dirties" in the class just laughed (including me) and the rest of the people just looked confused at why we were laughing and shit and overall it was a fun game. Gym is usually gid because our gym teacher is a dumbass and usually speaks without thinking.
Brilliant video! Loved it!
i dinny have an adhd table but in english, i have a wee desk tae maself next tae the teachers desk, i just listen to MSI and with ma feet up on the desk, teacher still likes me tho
This is actually so relatable.
I attend the school where the battle of Stirling was re-enacted
Love the vids keep up the good work
You should of been apart of the sidemen charity match
Love this one as always
i actual love these videos
It's really annoying when teachers say "I hope I didn't hear you talking about that" and I'm just like, yeah I hope you didn't hear that
Our school had a teacher who had a breakdown after a class full of 20 3 year's full of acid/LSD 1boy chased her round the class and everyone of them ran a muck in the class for an hour. She was called Mrs B Taylor everyone thought the B was for Betty so one day she went into class and someone had wrote Betty Taylor on the window in marker pen. I don't blame the woman for leaving after that day. They where strong tripps if I do say so myself, I was out my not in the next class and we could hear them out teacher left to help her out. PMSL
Got banned from school In 3rd year got declared a threat to the teachers, school and the pupils haha good times
Great series ma man 👏
Don't why it wasn't on but it is now love ya big man x
That intro was well good haha 🤣
Mate the kids rein-acting the battle of Stirling r from ma school 😂😂😂they’re like 17 now😭😂😭😂
My favourite time is when I read about former pupils in the local paper. Lengthy jail terms or victims of their own violence, makes the job worthwhile.
Ur amazing batchy! Keep up the good work mate💙
A teacher once stotted one eh they shatter proof rulers off ma mates head and the thing snapped clean in half
I go to to that school at the start
Once ma P4 teacher gave me in tae trouble for swapping a book wae ma pal. lololol
Another get vid mate keep it up and 100k will happen soon hopefully
The video at the start with the battle of stirling is my actual school
I’ve talked to lots of other people and i was actually surprised that no one else has primary 1s and primary 7s. Everyone else just has year 1s and year 6s. Also why were all the techy teachers fucking 60 and born before the discovery of electricity. And Biff, Chip and Kipper were actually just a skyve because you always just read with huge pauses and stutters and didnae even get through a page by the end of the day
Batchy ma man keep up the gid work as u always
so a decided to re-watch the whole growin up Scottish series.... got to here and laughed so fucken hard a spat a mouthfull o irn bru on ma monitor
Classic “I’m Brian”
Nood Clan my school
0:07 oright brian batchy here