If anyone is interested ill be attending DeeCon in Dundee for a meet up on the 7th of April. ►Tickets available here:➜ goo.gl/3zo3hu ►More info on my Twitter :➜ goo.gl/ryPfZg
Cool,dinnae hink ma maw willl let me go tho. and to the guy that put scumdee in his comment,dundonians developed great games such as GTA,Crackdown and many more.
he came in half way through when you when talking about fighting and I was also watching your video about holidays and spending £20 to get a few coppers, when we went on holiday he spent £40 and got nothing
I'm an Aussie of Scots-Irish-English descent but I married a Highlander and had two bonnie wee boys. OMG, everything you said resonated true with how these two grew up! We didn't have bannisters but lived on a farm in a forest and they'd go and get sticks out of the forest and make swords, or get galvanized poles, broken screen doors, pieces of old copper pipe or whatever and make swords. And the chocolate wrappers thing, and my response, punishing them both cos I couldn't figure out the truth! Oh my husband wasn't just a Highlander, he was from Maryhill, Glasgow. and he died when my younger boy was 3 months old so they didnae learn any of this shite from him! It had to be genetic! I was trying to raise them in an English Hippy type way and it somehow didna work out like that. They got raised more like Appalachians (descended from Scots-Irish migrants back in the day...), I think, because they were pretty wild and didn't understand hippy niceties like "Don't fight!" Yeah, the "Peace Love and Happiness" thing never quite washed, somehow. They were too busy trying to perfect their MMA moves and learning how to wield a "claymore"! But it's all worked out well. My boys are now 15 and 17 and are good honourable young men and if anyone were to hurt their Mum, I reckon they'd break someone's jaw! And I learned not to be a pushover as well. Which is good. Love your videos, Batchy and if anyone complains about your Glaswegian dialect, just tell 'em to go get stuffed!
Yeah, im scottish but i sound english its bloody embarrassing. Everyone calls me a posh fag when i spam fortnite all the blinkin time and talk like this!
HAA HAAA!!! I was the youngest of three, the only daughter, to a Marine father and no mom...so you can imagine the trouble I got my older brothers in🤪 they still call me a wee devil!! I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!❤️
One time a was leaning against ma room door to stop ma wee brother fae getting in and I opened it a wee bit to wind him up and he booted the door in tae ma face
Batchy mate I had twin bros 8 years younger than me , they would gang up on me haha but then sometimes i was mean and went with one of them and picked on the other , but was good they did a lot for me and looked up to me , can still member it now ha
Me and my wee brother didn't fight a lot, but when we did, we really fought. I hit him over the heid with a fluorescent light tube once and he retaliated by throwing a pineapple at me, starting off the whole "artillery era" where we threw everything we could think of at each other, including mousetraps, deoderant cans, fruit, veg, money, lighters, lit matches and so on. We also attempted molotov cocktails (lots of empty bottles hanging around my hoose) but we could never figure out how to get them to detonate. When that happened, my mum put us in a room so we could "get it out our system". We put each other in hospital. My wee sister thought it was hilarious.
Batchy aha it's all good but I never thought my favourite RUclipsr would reply to my comment I'm only eleven and I can relate I have a brother and sister this is my favourite series on RUclips
lol... Loved this video... Reminded me on me and my wee brother... Funny thing is we grew up in Pakistan and we did exactly the same thing... I've just sent him the video cos I know he wouldn't understand our lingo lol
Your fights and arguments sound exactly like me and my wee cousin 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 He’s so annoying it’s unreal especially since he always got away with stuff because he was the youngest.
i'm the middle child and the only girl, and all i remember from being wee is my big brother, who was five years older than me, brutally dropkicking me off of a trampoline and pinning me and my wee brother down in the hall and geein us the 'typewriter', while absolutely pishin himself laughing, and being forced to go in goals while both my brothers took potshots at me with a sad, deflated football
Am the older sister and a swear ma wee brothers had a crush oan everyone of ma friends. It's wierd though cause he doesn't act like an Angel around them he annoyes the hell oot ae me and acts like he's the mask or something. He also somehow knows more about them than I do??
When me and my older brother fought, I would start crying then my brother would be like ‘don’t tell mum’ or ‘I didn’t even touch you’. Then I would hit him out of no where to get my own back at him.
I'm Scottish and when I was 7 and my brother was 5 we would put socks on our hands as boxing gloves and smash each other in the gob as hard as we could! But then if I made my brother cry my mum would scream what's happened now and I would put him in a head lock so he would stop crying!😁😂
Brilliant! Like your baby brother, I'm the family baby and only girl..... trust me you need to be strong to survive this role as everyone passed the "punishment" down, until I was the "thing". The brothers were 9,8 & 7 when I was born and as you say about your mum being too knackered to bother chastising the youngest, personally I think it was if the other 3 are still alive and breathing, so will this one with less effort!! The boy's would fight over anything, especially having to share a bedroom so that I could have my own room......there was hate the day this was announced, your sister's getting too old to share with you (??? I was only 7) and you have to get in there (mum points to the others room) your dads already set your bed up. He got his revenge on me by teaching me the "C" swear word and assured me that mum and dad would "love" me even more if I went in the house and said it !!! one soar ass later and it hadn't occurred to me to say he told me to say it. B****d went around with a secret smile on his face that day. I paid them all back as I was sent North to Inverness to my dads sisters my aunt's for the summer holidays. I took my revenge on the older who wouldn't let me have any strawberries he'd bought, the next one who babysat me and rewarded me by gagging and tying me up and shoving me in a wardrobe so he could have peace, and the one who taught me to swear. What I did was pack the darts, the cricket bat and a football in my case. so basically they were scuppered and had nothing but a dart board, a cricket ball and stumps!! let's see what they can play with that!!!! Little did I realise I also had to return home at some point!! oops!!!!
Lol If you ask my cousin I blinded him if u asked me I temporarily blinded him by scratching his corneas in ma defence he knocked my sand castle down so in self defense I pinned him him down put sand in his eyes and rubbed it in his eyelids 😂😂
I'm the eldest of four. When my sister and I were younger, my mum would dress us in the same outfits and then people would ask if we were twins and she'd go "no they're 18 months apart" and still to this day, people ask if we're twins and we don't even wear the same outfits anymore and look completely and utterly different from each other and my sister is taller than me [I was born potite so I'm shorter than all my siblings] Whenever the four of us were watching the television together we'd all try and say which is character is most alike us and which character we were, espeically if the main group was four characters, like Disney Discendants, we'd probably still do it to this day if we watched tv together but we don't, infact I hardly see my younger siblings, I sleep in the living room currently so I don't need to go anywhere to be with family [benfits of sleeping in the living room, get to stay in bed and still socialise with ma family without my parents telling me "come socialise with us". My youngest brother has ADHD and ASD and my other two siblings [sister and brother] pick the fuck outta him like he's some kind of disease that you'll catch just by sitting next to him and I feel quite sorry for him, he can be annoying and I have to admit I've punched holes outta him because he's made me lose it because he wouldn't stop making a certain noise or whatever when I asked him and instead of doing so he cheekily repiles back "No, you're not mum" or something like, nah I ain't mum but she ain't the only person you should listen to mate but he's actually a really nice boy and I think the other two just need to lighten up a bit and stop being so harsh to him, my sister treats me like that too, as if I just poked her she'd die instantly and I'm like "I'd die for you and you treat me this way" no kidding, I would give myself up to save my siblings, maybe it's just a motherly thing because I'm like that but y'know, think I've made myself cry tellin' that, I'd rather I die than live without one or all of my siblings. Sometimes we'd get into arguements over who was sitting on that spot on the sofa first, I don't anymore because I have my own chair in a corner of the living room, in front of the telly and mum would have to step in and be like "She/He was sat there first, go find another spot or go to your bedroom"
my brother hit me with a star wars ship and i was gunna tell so he said "no please i will do anything!" as he trys to block me from getting to the door, so i will be like " YOU NEED TO PLAY WITH MEEEEEE!" and he will be like "nah" im like "ok i will just go and tell" and then he says "no fine i will play with ye" he is 3 years older than me thats when we where like 4 &7 we are now 12 &15 great child hood
My wee sister took my PlayStation out of my room when I was away so when she was gone I went into her room with my dads screwdriver o take her telly off the wall and I hid it up the top of my wardrobe so she couldn’t get it and I sat there all smug because my dad couldn’t care less and just kept telling me to take it down but I couldn’t be bothered so she went away in a huff😂
If anyone is interested ill be attending DeeCon in Dundee for a meet up on the 7th of April.
►Tickets available here:➜ goo.gl/3zo3hu
►More info on my Twitter :➜ goo.gl/ryPfZg
Batchy ive got a sister
Its an event in Dundee at the uni i believe. Have a look online for it. Ill be there with Marley for the entire day i think.
Batchy we Scottish really are creative
Cool,dinnae hink ma maw willl let me go tho. and to the guy that put scumdee in his comment,dundonians developed great games such as GTA,Crackdown and many more.
Batchy whats ur fav fitball team
“You’ve paralysed me!” AM DEEEEED
RifleGamer HD2
Then how would he run up the stairs?
lol
“CSI wee bawbag”
I am yet to watch this so I am shouting my wee brother and sister through to watch it with me.
too late im watching it without them
Haha
he came in half way through when you when talking about fighting and I was also watching your video about holidays and spending £20 to get a few coppers, when we went on holiday he spent £40 and got nothing
haha, all too relatable. when I was younger I pissed off my older sister and she pushed me off the couch and broke my collarbone.
Liam Nicoll m brother broke my nose twice and my jaw lol
Thank god this is back! This is the BEST series on RUclips!
I'm an Aussie of Scots-Irish-English descent but I married a Highlander and had two bonnie wee boys. OMG, everything you said resonated true with how these two grew up! We didn't have bannisters but lived on a farm in a forest and they'd go and get sticks out of the forest and make swords, or get galvanized poles, broken screen doors, pieces of old copper pipe or whatever and make swords. And the chocolate wrappers thing, and my response, punishing them both cos I couldn't figure out the truth!
Oh my husband wasn't just a Highlander, he was from Maryhill, Glasgow. and he died when my younger boy was 3 months old so they didnae learn any of this shite from him! It had to be genetic! I was trying to raise them in an English Hippy type way and it somehow didna work out like that. They got raised more like Appalachians (descended from Scots-Irish migrants back in the day...), I think, because they were pretty wild and didn't understand hippy niceties like "Don't fight!"
Yeah, the "Peace Love and Happiness" thing never quite washed, somehow. They were too busy trying to perfect their MMA moves and learning how to wield a "claymore"!
But it's all worked out well. My boys are now 15 and 17 and are good honourable young men and if anyone were to hurt their Mum, I reckon they'd break someone's jaw!
And I learned not to be a pushover as well. Which is good.
Love your videos, Batchy and if anyone complains about your Glaswegian dialect, just tell 'em to go get stuffed!
Batchy, your vids are so relatable I feel like all of us have the same lifestyle, that's why I don't really like my friends anymore😂
Mirin Kook hes so funny 😂
I'm being honest I'm a older brother of a sister and a brother and I can relate tae every thing in this video
ahhh the scottish, arent we wonderful
wonderful dosent even discribe us
Aye the older generations were better with the neds and all that now it’s just ppl playing the PS4
Yeah, im scottish but i sound english its bloody embarrassing. Everyone calls me a posh fag when i spam fortnite all the blinkin time and talk like this!
Bean Machine were so wonderful that yer brothers best fuckin friend is a fucking junkie that cuts weins hands af way fuckin hands af wai stanly knives
Best series on RUclips great videos batchy 👌🏻
Thanks Michael!!
+Batchy heelo am nonce
“We told him if he had a disease where if he didn’t eat dirt 3 times a week he would die”
No way man 😂
I'm only 16 but am the oldest and can already relate to all of this haha
Luke Randall I’m 17 and the youngest out of 6
By far my favourite Scottish youtuber. You deserve way more subs than you have. Keep it up mate :)
When I was growing up , the person who won the fight was the person who got to the sofa and started pummelling the other sibling with a melee of kicks
1:36 you've parilised me 😂😂😂
Yass yet another brilliant growing up Scottish!
Do a growing up Scottish grand parents
And growing up Scottish Mum.
Angelbabe *maw*
HAA HAAA!!! I was the youngest of three, the only daughter, to a Marine father and no mom...so you can imagine the trouble I got my older brothers in🤪 they still call me a wee devil!! I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!❤️
YOU'VE PARALYZED ME HAHAHAHA IM DEED
One time a was leaning against ma room door to stop ma wee brother fae getting in and I opened it a wee bit to wind him up and he booted the door in tae ma face
Amazing video mate :)
Thanks Lee! Youve got a brother too? What was it like growing up with him? Was he a nightmare aswell?
Batchy mate I had twin bros 8 years younger than me , they would gang up on me haha but then sometimes i was mean and went with one of them and picked on the other , but was good they did a lot for me and looked up to me , can still member it now ha
My mom does the same thing. She always goes “Jack, Sam, Pete, Bug whatever your name is”
A classic.
Me and my wee brother didn't fight a lot, but when we did, we really fought. I hit him over the heid with a fluorescent light tube once and he retaliated by throwing a pineapple at me, starting off the whole "artillery era" where we threw everything we could think of at each other, including mousetraps, deoderant cans, fruit, veg, money, lighters, lit matches and so on. We also attempted molotov cocktails (lots of empty bottles hanging around my hoose) but we could never figure out how to get them to detonate. When that happened, my mum put us in a room so we could "get it out our system". We put each other in hospital. My wee sister thought it was hilarious.
When I got the notification I was like omg YASSSSSSSSS fortnite gameplay and growing up Scottish
Apologies for the terrible gameplay. Tried to play at 3 am this morning and just had no luck haha
Batchy aha it's all good but I never thought my favourite RUclipsr would reply to my comment I'm only eleven and I can relate I have a brother and sister this is my favourite series on RUclips
This is your best series I reckon
100th like love seening folk from falkirk
Love this guy man 😂
Hashshaaah you’ve paralysed me I’m deeeeeeddd fs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
These vids are the best loved it
When big man batchy uploads I drop what I’m doing and watch it
Always love these videos and you watching the Scotland vs Costa Rica game next week
Ill be watching the game but i dono if ill be vlogging. Ill be getting pissed for sure though haha
Batchy ha I’m going to it, be a good vlog it you did though
Make me so proud to be Scottish 🏴
Been waitin' for the next episode
This is so relatable. Being the oldest can help sometimes.
lol... Loved this video... Reminded me on me and my wee brother... Funny thing is we grew up in Pakistan and we did exactly the same thing... I've just sent him the video cos I know he wouldn't understand our lingo lol
'' kicking the living shite oot each other '' 😭😂😂😂
That's growin up scottish.
YAAAASSSS well looks like im no gonna be sittin bored oot ma nut thx for the save batchy
Batchy are you psychic I just watched yer pals growing up Scottish and thought I wish there where more of these
Best series ever. So relatable 😂
Amazin' vid as always Batchy.
Omg the youngest sibling is so relatable lmao
Your fights and arguments sound exactly like me and my wee cousin
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He’s so annoying it’s unreal especially since he always got away with stuff because he was the youngest.
This was me and my brother to tea wit a belter of a video batchy
Watched 3 vids and it’s already my favourite
Happenin batchy. Glad yer back
i'm the middle child and the only girl, and all i remember from being wee is my big brother, who was five years older than me, brutally dropkicking me off of a trampoline and pinning me and my wee brother down in the hall and geein us the 'typewriter', while absolutely pishin himself laughing, and being forced to go in goals while both my brothers took potshots at me with a sad, deflated football
CSI wee bawbag, def catchy mate 😂
The four step process 😂😂😂
yaas an upload and its growing up scottish!
If some bady diselike yer comment then the r rangers fans m8
Is that u jay McCready @Brian
Am the older sister and a swear ma wee brothers had a crush oan everyone of ma friends. It's wierd though cause he doesn't act like an Angel around them he annoyes the hell oot ae me and acts like he's the mask or something. He also somehow knows more about them than I do??
YIV PARALYZED MI! at' had me deed lmao
Why is this so relatable 😂🤦🏼♀️
Scottish “fortnite eyyy were yer lendang laddies”
I fucking miss having constant fights with my brother and try to stop him crying 😂
Yesssssssss thought it wasny gonna come back
Finally a new one
Finally the return
You make such great videos, thanks mate
Holy fuck I’ve been waiting for another one of these! haha
As a older brother of two as well, this is to fucking relatable 😂😂
omg, you just described my brother and me, as well as my two oldest kids. Fought all the time.
this is so reliable am actually crying
meant to say relatable but who the fuck cares
When me and my older brother fought, I would start crying then my brother would be like ‘don’t tell mum’ or ‘I didn’t even touch you’. Then I would hit him out of no where to get my own back at him.
Ahaha funny hearing about Robbie, you two look just similar and ive been playing football with him at comely and Falkirk high ahaha
Yass growing up Scotland is back
Love your videos so much
Why is this so relatable 😂😂
I'm Scottish and when I was 7 and my brother was 5 we would put socks on our hands as boxing gloves and smash each other in the gob as hard as we could! But then if I made my brother cry my mum would scream what's happened now and I would put him in a head lock so he would stop crying!😁😂
Love your videos Batchy keep it up 👍
He's back 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻
Keep up the good vids batchy
Thanks!
Brilliant! Like your baby brother, I'm the family baby and only girl..... trust me you need to be strong to survive this role as everyone passed the "punishment" down, until I was the "thing".
The brothers were 9,8 & 7 when I was born and as you say about your mum being too knackered to bother chastising the youngest, personally I think it was if the other 3 are still alive and breathing, so will this one with less effort!!
The boy's would fight over anything, especially having to share a bedroom so that I could have my own room......there was hate the day this was announced, your sister's getting too old to share with you (??? I was only 7) and you have to get in there (mum points to the others room) your dads already set your bed up.
He got his revenge on me by teaching me the "C" swear word and assured me that mum and dad would "love" me even more if I went in the house and said it !!! one soar ass later and it hadn't occurred to me to say he told me to say it. B****d went around with a secret smile on his face that day.
I paid them all back as I was sent North to Inverness to my dads sisters my aunt's for the summer holidays. I took my revenge on the older who wouldn't let me have any strawberries he'd bought, the next one who babysat me and rewarded me by gagging and tying me up and shoving me in a wardrobe so he could have peace, and the one who taught me to swear. What I did was pack the darts, the cricket bat and a football in my case. so basically they were scuppered and had nothing but a dart board, a cricket ball and stumps!! let's see what they can play with that!!!!
Little did I realise I also had to return home at some point!! oops!!!!
Love your vidoes keep them up
showed my gran this, she was laughin her heed of like
Lol If you ask my cousin I blinded him if u asked me I temporarily blinded him by scratching his corneas in ma defence he knocked my sand castle down so in self defense I pinned him him down put sand in his eyes and rubbed it in his eyelids 😂😂
Love this series
Is wheezing a good thing? XD this shit happens to me all the time xD
LITTERALLY THIS WAS/IS OUR HOUSE! screaming at this showed my mum nd she was literally dyinggggg
As A Little Brother I can say Relatable
Fukin quality
Ma m8 at school took the piss out of the Scottish accent so his his head was stuck in the loo in about 4 seconds
Just me who relates tae it aw 😂😂😂
Aye, my sister's the adopted one. She told me that too but only she cared enough to cry on it.
Omg. A always hoover the hoose when ma maw says “am phoning yer da”
Why is this so true?!
Me, me brother and me older sisters gave ma a proper show let's just say I ain't getting that window fixed good ol tom miss those days
More growing up Scottish videos please
By far the beat videos like
Where have I heard that dirt joke before? someone help its doing my head in! Was it kevin bridges or suhin
I am then youngest in my family and my older brother (10 years older) used to throw me around the living room practicing his wrestling moves
Stellar series
Yasss a new vid!
I'm the eldest of four.
When my sister and I were younger, my mum would dress us in the same outfits and then people would ask if we were twins and she'd go "no they're 18 months apart" and still to this day, people ask if we're twins and we don't even wear the same outfits anymore and look completely and utterly different from each other and my sister is taller than me [I was born potite so I'm shorter than all my siblings]
Whenever the four of us were watching the television together we'd all try and say which is character is most alike us and which character we were, espeically if the main group was four characters, like Disney Discendants, we'd probably still do it to this day if we watched tv together but we don't, infact I hardly see my younger siblings, I sleep in the living room currently so I don't need to go anywhere to be with family [benfits of sleeping in the living room, get to stay in bed and still socialise with ma family without my parents telling me "come socialise with us".
My youngest brother has ADHD and ASD and my other two siblings [sister and brother] pick the fuck outta him like he's some kind of disease that you'll catch just by sitting next to him and I feel quite sorry for him, he can be annoying and I have to admit I've punched holes outta him because he's made me lose it because he wouldn't stop making a certain noise or whatever when I asked him and instead of doing so he cheekily repiles back "No, you're not mum" or something like, nah I ain't mum but she ain't the only person you should listen to mate but he's actually a really nice boy and I think the other two just need to lighten up a bit and stop being so harsh to him, my sister treats me like that too, as if I just poked her she'd die instantly and I'm like "I'd die for you and you treat me this way" no kidding, I would give myself up to save my siblings, maybe it's just a motherly thing because I'm like that but y'know, think I've made myself cry tellin' that, I'd rather I die than live without one or all of my siblings.
Sometimes we'd get into arguements over who was sitting on that spot on the sofa first, I don't anymore because I have my own chair in a corner of the living room, in front of the telly and mum would have to step in and be like "She/He was sat there first, go find another spot or go to your bedroom"
These videos are so relatable
i grew up an the highlands. this was very relatable
Best wan yet batchy too funny man
Slom tom bomb 😂
I need more of these
Best series
my brother hit me with a star wars ship and i was gunna tell so he said "no please i will do anything!" as he trys to block me from getting to the door, so i will be like " YOU NEED TO PLAY WITH MEEEEEE!" and he will be like "nah" im like "ok i will just go and tell" and then he says "no fine i will play with ye" he is 3 years older than me thats when we where like 4 &7 we are now 12 &15 great child hood
This is amazing😂
My wee sister took my PlayStation out of my room when I was away so when she was gone I went into her room with my dads screwdriver o take her telly off the wall and I hid it up the top of my wardrobe so she couldn’t get it and I sat there all smug because my dad couldn’t care less and just kept telling me to take it down but I couldn’t be bothered so she went away in a huff😂