5 Reasons Why Steven Seagal's Attack Force Is An Embarrassment To All Mankind
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- Опубликовано: 12 июн 2024
- The Steven Seagal alien movie Attack Force is the worst movie ever made. It is such an awful movie, that it goes right past "so bad it's good" back into bad again. Space Ice takes the plunge and lists why. We've all heard stories about fat Steven Seagal being insane, and him thinking it was ok to release a movie like this is the craziest thing he has ever done.
Here are 5 reasons why Attack Force is the worst movie of all time:
0:00 Introduction
0:15 Steven Seagal
3:18 The Plot
5:12 Alternate Plot
5:46 Palate Cleanser
6:11 The Fight Scenes
7:37 Honorable Mentions
8:33 Steven Seagal
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is this movie on the patreon? I cant seem to find it
What is it with creepy old guys whispering at a confused audience, anymore? 🤫📢🙄
Seagal even has a stunt double for his voice.
crazy right.?
Because his real voice us too badass for the public to hear
💀
Talking is too tiring, you have to move your mouth, tongue, manipulate air.
@@Despond dude that's a good one
He named himself... Marshall Lawson... Martial Law-son. Oh my God, I can actually feel my skin crawling.
Tekken mustve threatened to sue, so he added the son lol
Now that you mention it, my skin is crawling also.
freaking goosebumps!
@@harveylong5878 And Samo Hung.
@@dubuyajay9964ahhh, a msn of culture…. Good old Sammo Hung
Admit it. You accidentally found this channel. You laughed so hard and subbed. And went to watch all Steven Seagal recaps and here you are.
yeah you're right
Hell yeah :D
Exactly how it went down.
heard about this channel on Joe Rogan
it's true lol.
Steven Seagal is a 7th degree master of Kukido. Kukido is the martial art that enables you to fight an opponent, while discreetly checking his pockets for cookie dough. KUKIDO!
lol how the fuk you come up with that
Lmfao !
LMAO This comment is so stupid, but also so funny
KUKIDO!! Well done bruv
This otherwise ordinary joke becomes gold/platinum in the context of Steven Seagal!
Wait a minute.. If Seagal doesn't do his fight scenes; walking or even his own talking, then why the hell is he even in the movie?
Because the maffia forced him to...
Cause he’s still stuck on being a special forces commando when he day dreams and this is the best he could do
We ain't sure, pal.
Somebody has to watch the naked woman. Duh.
Because he Steven fucking Segal, buddy
Steven Seagull is a high ranking officer in the Chair Force
As well as in the sexual abuse department :D.
Whahahahah
Woah Woah Woah, he hasn’t even enlisted in the ChairForce! He’s just one of those ChairForce Wannabe Mercenaries
Hahaha that's really funny
@@Predator20357 he is a chairforce prospect
The fact that his entire movie career has been based on doing those money laundering movies is kinda impressive.
His first few movies did very well his first movie grossed 9 million on a. Less than 1 million budget and his second movie grossed 59 million on less than a million budget.
what do u mean money laundering? what are u implying here?
@@stylishboy004 his films are money laundering seagal always had something with the mafia
@@BARCHA354 Okay to reply to you :) maybe they do. Celebrities are human also. And they also make mistakes. But I guarantee you that not all of his movies are mafia related. He actually puts his hard work (martial arts knowledge), talent (speaking different languages, well-versed in foreign cultures) and experience (more than 4 decades in the action movie industry) to good use.
@@stylishboy004 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"You can hear him breathing from across the room" 😂
The world's still on the edge of their seat waiting for Seagal vs Aliens
Seagal vs Aliens would be Hella scary. Can you imagine what kind of creature would burst from Seagal's chest? I'd root for the aliens, but I'd hope they would use him for food instead of as a host
Seagal is at the edge of his seat, because he can't get up.
We lucky he even bothered to name it at all (the movie) lmao....
Seagal Vs Aliens Vs Predators
12Million budget😱 he could buy a lot of lard with that
"Celebrating his many chins" that one has just killed me
About pissed myself laughing!
Jabba the hut,look alike
Kind funny when he says he’s 300 lb
Seagal is the man of a thousand faces because of those chins
😅😂
If Steven was in a predator movie he’d be slap fighting the predator too. In his mind, he’d win that battle using just his hands.
Someone should send the Terminator after Seagal...
Predators only hunt a worthy pray. I doubt seagal would be considered as such.
@@mwont Touché!
Steven Seagal in a predator movie obviously would never happen because the Predator creature is the most bad ass and scary thing in those movies, which Seagal could never deal with. His character absolutely has to be the #1 bad ass in every movie he stars in because his off screen ego couldn't handle not being the top boss in a movie. Yes, he thinks like this, he's mentally like a third grader.
He should have taken on the role of Ripley, instead of Sigourney Weaver. He would blast those Xenomorphs without looking, from behind corners and take on the Queen one on one, without the Loader. Seagull would win hands down I'd say, then waddle back to the Sulaco
I just discovered this channel about a half hour ago and I think I'm going to spend the next few hours watching your videos. It's currently 2:30 in the morning and I am absolutely loving life right now. These horrible Steven Seagal movies are gold!
Who actually says to themselves "Hey I want to watch a movie tonight. How about Segal's Attack Force?"
Bad Movie Night?
I got it from the $1 bin at Walmart. Just kidding! A homeless guy gave it to me, says he found it in a dumpster bin.
People who take that alien Conspiracy serial ki ller hoo ker drug.
@@cesarsolis5449 I saw this in health class.
When you are high.
Of course he wrote a movie where people are on a drug that gives them super human strength and abilities but he beats all of them in hand to hand combat. Because no one is allowed to be tougher than Seagal in a Seagal movie, even if they have superpowers and he doesn’t
And something happens and presto…aliens too! 😂
Steven Seagal is such a badass action star that he even did 95℅ of his movie sitting down
This movie looks so cool. Wouldn’t be surprised if it was nominated for some Oscars.
I thought that was the sniper one lol
That is one bad, flat ass.
My best friend, a small cat, passed away a couple of weeks ago and I have been feeling hellish since but your videos managed to make me chuckle. So thanks :)
Sorry about your cat bro 🙏
Hang in there
Hope you're doing well, friend. And may the sweet baby rest easy.
@@jongamber6985I get it 😂
Is anyone sure if Seagal is actually alive and didn't die in 1998, so much dubbing, stunt doubles, was the real Seagal even in this pile of dung
This is the only logical explanation. What happened to this guy! Not saying he hasn’t always been over the top but damn if he didn’t have a really good run. Now he has turned into a carton character.
@@jsdzx
Believe it or not....steven seagal used to be normal and was pretty smart.
But life has a way of breaking people down.
ruclips.net/video/NYR5uxTiTYw/видео.html
He's old and obese and sleeps 20 hours a day, it's extremely hard to work with him and get him on set to shoot scenes. he's quite literally too tired to act but he absolutely insists on pushing this garbage out for some reason.
Bro don't know if you will ever read this, but I am 42 year old business man in UK and when I come home after all the stress as any one would after all this lock down, your video really gives me a laugh and a cracking time,
I say laugh as an understatement lol, last time I had cramps after watching your video, thats how much I laughed...
Keep up the great work you are a fucking star my man... Many thanks.....
Thanks, Man. I really do appreciate that
Completely agree…im laugh like crazy with this videos..
Haha
I laughed my ass off 🤣
Read his reply with the VO
Him not even being able to do his own voice over is mind blowing. He couldn't even be bothered to complete his own movie? Lmao.
There’s theories that his movies are money laundering schemes, so he doesn’t give a crap and pushes em out as fast as he can to make a little bit of money
@@noahcristian503 That makes so much sense
@@noahcristian503 that makes a lot of sense, actually
It's Steven Seagal what you expect? 🤣
It was just money laundry scheme disgused as movie.
I love how in most of his post-nineties movies he's either hidden in shadows or using a body double😂
I feel like Steve is taking the piss at this point. He should probably just make a $20 million dollar film where he's sat in a strip club for 90 minutes wearing an American flag mumbling about how he's an ex-special forces operative. He could call it Stolen Valour. Written and directed by Stephen Seagal. I've quite literally put more thought into the premise than he ever possibly could.
I think he makes a movie every time his team's truck needs to have a rest stop. I'm noticing the same props in many of his gigs, like the Acer desktop screen and actors' outfits.
Now I want to make a movie called "Stolen Valor" about a conman who definitely isn't obviously Steven Seagal, going around pretending to be a world class martial artist, navy seal, CIA consultant, MMA trainer, etc... and apparently getting away with everything and saving the day, but the post-credit scene is him cheerfully opening the door to his new mansion only to find a bunch of the skilled people he pissed off along the way standing there while holding bats.
Post-post-credit scene:
Mike Tyson, sitting by a hospital bed, peeling an apple: "So, what did we learn?"
Stuart Seagull: *"gRoAAnnNmumbleAargh"*
Mike Tyson: "Ooh, so close, but no. Th' doct'rs say that 'how t' walk again' is whatchu'll start learnin' *next* month, along with 'how t' eat solid foods again,' but good on ya f'r stayin' positive."
Just add all the strippers and the waitresses fawning over him and telling him how handsome and kind amd awesome he is. Oh and also the bouncers are terrified of him and respect him.
@@lnsflare1 It practically writes itself! I would add that he has a bare chested side-kick called Poo Tin who is also ex-CIA special forces who, in a twist, betrays him so he can go pony riding. Then they have an incredibly lazy fight where it looks like both of them are half-asleep before they just give up, shrug it off and head to the nearest titty bar. Roll credits.
The hot extras might make such a film watchable...in outtakes of the extras. And of course for the summary here.
As a kid, I loved action movies with the likes of van damme, jet li, stallone, jackie chan, etc I never understood why I never liked segal's movies. Now I know. Even as a kid who knew nothing about the plot and only eagerly waiting for the next fight scenes, my subconcious knew segal's movies were shit.
I know exactly what you mean, I think I watched one of his movies as a kid and then refused to watch another...and the one I watched was his one supposed claim to fame good movie under siege. Fucking terrible
That man probably even has a stunt double for his dreams for when he's asleep.
I have seen almost all the videos that you made about Steven Seagal movies and in every one of them you say, "This movie is the worst movie of all time". So, what I want to know is, How the hell have you been right every time? Steven Seagal has multiple worst movies of all time! I guess this man is a legend.
Multiple worst movies as steven sea gull is portrayed by multiple actors voice, stunt, walking etc.
The only reason his flicks have a budget is probably due to the fact that he needs certain medication 💊 🤔 for the raunchy scenes.
Edit: Look onto jenny mc carthy and his casting history
I am guilty of watching nearly all these movies too. But it makes it all the damned funnier since it's so accurate and true. 😆
'About five of the worst pictures ever made are all in this one picture.' ~ Vincent Price, talking about the James Whale(!) movie "Green Hell".
9:17 You can clearly see the dead guy shifting his body as Steven pushes the door. Also, take a close look at that poster. They just cut and paste a younger looking Seagal's face on top of the older one. 🤣
They probably plastered his face over his stunt double's body. haha
@@michaelmyers3709 HAHA I just did. Looks like they shaved 20 inches off his belly too.
Uh, that 'dead guy' is a doll bruh
@@calculator1841 Whatever you say, bruh.
Considering the fact that Steven Seagal is whispering all his lines, could we imagine a World in which he had a youtube channel for making ASMR videos, where he would be sitting, whispering non-stop and in binaural, the stupidest philosophical nonsense ever?
He stole that whisper from Baldwin family.
That's every interview he's even done.
Just found this channel after hearing hubby laughing so much, I had to find out what was so funny. I love your channel, instant hit, been binge watching, you have made our day brighter, thank you so much, you are awesome. Subbed right away. Much love from Scotland 🏴
Agreed. This guy is a genius to make sense of Seagal's movies
I have to read this a second time knowing that you're Scottish, so I could hear it with the accent.
@@JohnMiller-zr8pl did you hear the accent the second time? To be honest, I am from Inverness, and apparently we are the best English speakers in the world, don’t know where, or who tagged this title on us and when, I heard it from lot of ppl in Glasgow, while living there. I don’t think I have a strong accent.
Edit. I googled it, linguistic experts and dialect experts have made this claim globally.
@@karen.mcglone.3481 not exactly an specific accent, some like Count Dankula or Jamie from Outlander.
I think you're right about his movies being money laundering schemes. They're all horrible. Seagal was once or more mentioned as being with mob-type people, either owing them something, or just hobnobbing around with them. Very good observation and connection on your part. You woke me up to it. Thank you.
I remember watching Sammy 'The Bull' Gravano's channel where he told a story about Seagal getting on the shit list of some mobsters. He said Seagal was so terrified he cried like a little bitch, hugging FBI agents and begging them to protect him. Maybe those goombahs set him up in this racket to make a little money for himself and a lot more for them.
Seagal is a living god in russki territories.
@@daleupthegrove6396 so that event traumatized the directing, acting, and martial arts skills out of him.
@@daleupthegrove6396 Do they even make any money with these?
@@MrCarpen7er They must, because they keep cranking them out and you can't make 'em for free. Unless its in your back yard.
Compared to today Seagal actually looks slim here lol
He lost weight in 2001 for exit wounds and stayed like that, until 2008/2009 when his weight gain began, he has been following the "samurai" diet, losing some weight he is in okay shape for a heavy 71 yo man.
I think Slap Force would of been a better and more accurate title.
Has Steven seagul ever gotten hit before? This man has never fought anyone that even made him break a sweat
mike tyson knocked em out in a film and im convinced the entire film crew edited that in while he was napping lol
he died in machete but he said “fuck it” and commit seppuku
A judo black belt stunt man put him in a choke , made him shite himself, and forced him to tap
The glimmer man and half past dead
This movie certainly makes the strongest case for Seagal's movies being a money laundering scheme. Also, that voice over is hilarious.
It's impressive that Steven Seagal can write! Or read!
Not sure anything was written in a meaningful way - i guess he used his phone predictive text feature to write the script... but then just said whatever he thought on the spot ... improv his lines... or not even because he needed a voice double :D
He definetely can read Burger King's menu.
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Not necessarily...
Steven Seagal: "I don't care what it's called or the number of the combo. Just give me some goddam food before I slap you around."
No, it was a writer stunt double as well
I'm fascinated by money laundering through movie making. Even a bad movie like this requires a ton of people doing actual work and at the very least pretend to take it seriously.
Isn't it simpler to money launder through art?
Man I'm so behind on all the schemes, I feel lost and out of touch.
"Steven Seagal" is just a random collection of stock footage, voice actors, body doubles, and plot ideas, put into an AI movie generator. It's a name of a company, it's not one man. But every protagonist they generate in their randomiser is a new version of the same legendary native American ex special forces guy turned monk / family man / even more legendary special agent that gets all the women and happens to be everywhere / a combination of any amount of those options.
Native? wiki says he's of russian, german and dutch descent.
Seagal says he's a citizen of the world, he's from everywhere.
You forgot ex KGB spy
hearing someone else dubbing him kills me every time.
And it’s like… not even close 😂
"... lets just roll credits, get our paychecks, and get the f*** out of here!..." LOL!
lmao
Fun fact, Seagal got his break in acting after a bet between two movie directors that they could make anyone a movie star, Seagal was waiting on their table at the time.
is that true?
@@omare7475 well, Steven strikes me as the type of character that people immediately recognize as kind of special. Seeing how he behaves off screen I kind of suspect he's low key mentally challenged. It's totally possible that some people in Hollywood propped him up as a sort of cruel joke that has been running for a long time now. And I have to admit that it is absolutely hilarious because this guy thinks he can make movies or act in them
@@omare7475 I doubt it
It would be better than what actually happened
Seagal was an aikido instructor for a Hollywood film maker who hooked him up with an acting career.
Seagal is the actual reptile alien human hybrid irl that's why the voice change back and forth
The Van Dam dancing part had me in tears 😂
I first seen that clip on Family Guy and thought it was hilarious .
This video of pure joy🤣🤣
To help lift our spirits🤣😭🤣😭🤣
I'm dying🤣
"........to celebrate his many chins." That cracked me up so bad :D :D Awesome.
5:03 Crew member: “Wait, what about our pay?!”
Movie budget was $12 million.
That's how much it costs to use CGI for 90 straight minutes to remove three extra chins.
I have found your channel this weekend by mistake. It's been one of the best mistakes I've ever made. This channel is absolutely hilarious, thank you for the entertainment.
Damn bro u solved the mystery! Why and how does he keep making these movies? Money laundering! 🤑
“Being pissed at the dead body for being in his way”😆😆
When you said "And why did he name it attack force?' and then the clip of Segal saying "I don't know, man." played I literally just spit the food I was eating all over the laptop...
Steven Segeal is an example of a narcissist. I’m a martial artist and I’ve been chocked to the point where I was in the brink of passing out. My face was blue and numb. Here’s a simple solution to all lay people, never make ridiculous claims, just because you studied martial arts. Some people consider that as a challenge and would likely take you out personally to back your claims. If you never fought anyone, I strongly recommend you stay safe and never try to act all high and mighty towards anyone.
Yeah just like Trump but you seem to love that guy.
@@ryandixon7604 to some people, but for me I personally don't like this man.
Rule one: Never start a fight. Rule two: There is all ways someone who can beat you Rule Three: never throw your weight around, always say, please and thank you ... eg: don't be a bully...
@@ricardolorrio8228 well said grasshopper.
Wtf this is the most attention seeking comment on the entire Internet and ironically its starting incoherent premise is narcissism lol you people totally lack any self awareness whatsoever. Hilarious
Oh man the part where hes using the door to push the dead body out of the way was brilliant
Bro I feel for you. You literally have to go through all the seagulls movies to make us laugh and a quick shoutout to make me snort my tea and water sometimes when watching your videos. Keep em coming
The director explained in an interview that Seagall physically threatened him on the set and that one day Steven came to see him with a DVD of Predator 2 asking him to do the same thing.
Lol, what? Seagal school girl slapping predator?
He already is a predator.
6:22 Seagal doing the locomotion towards the woman had me rolling.
Steven will be remembered in the future like the inventor of "slap-fu"
The stunt double walking and voice dub had me crying 😂😂😂
The JCVD dancing scene was too funny!
(Waddle) Steven Seagal there's no intelligence in the movie. Steven Seagal plays Marty-Stu in Marty-Stu Foreever.
Oh my god I just found these videos!
Perhaps the funniest things I've watched all year!
PLEASE never stop
I am totally addicted to these reviews. Keep up the amazing work. You're definitely putting in much more effort than Segal ever did :)
The dead body scene where he just pushes the door into his comrades body, I lost it! 😂
I'm from Nepal. I haven't even watched a single Seagal movie, but I have been binge watching these hilarious reviews all day today. This shit is awesome. Subscribed, man.
These reviews have so much wit and humor I’m dying of laughter every time I watch them. These are the highlight of my RUclips visits. A+
“Here’s to what might could be a real good team” 37 seconds in and I’ve already had my fill of Seagal premium writing. *QUALITY*
This guy deserves a sub he literally has me dying with these reviews 😂
Bruce Willis is probably the only person on earth jealous of Steven Seagal's career. Especially these past few years.
😂
@@pliiatz7534 Yeah... poor Bruce.
poor Bruce, hope he getting better😢
And Liam Neeson.
The bald english jason, he's as famous as Seagal in russki territories.
This channel is beyond epic! It's like its greatness is inversely proportional to Seagal's incompetence.
I just found this channel yesterday and I've binge watched as many of these as I can. Have cried laughing multiple times. Thank you for putting yourself through all the pain!
“If you don’t agree that attack force is the worst movie of all time, then you’re obviously, Steven Seagal”
Man, I have to say… I am so glad your channel was recommended to me! I use to wonder why I would literally get headaches when watching his movies but now it makes complete sense. It actually hurts my brain trying to follow what SS calls “a plot”!
Btw… this movie had/has a plot?! 😲🤣
This should be great news to our youth. If all else fails they can always be the voiceover for a Seagal movie! No experience necessary, hell you don't even have to sound like him.
Screenwriter Joe Halpin is quoted in the book "Seagalogy: The Ass Kicking Films of Steven Seagal" as saying that "Attack Force" had originally been written and filmed as "Harvester," a sci-fi/horror movie with Steven Seagal and his men battling an invading force of vampire space aliens. After Seagal, Halpin and director Michael Keusch had delivered the finished sci-fi film, the production and distribution company decided to eliminate the sci-fi space-alien elements and replace them with another plot about a super-addictive drug that turns its users into superhuman killers. They called back a few of the lower-paid actors for re-shoots, re-dubbed the majority of Seagal's dialog via ADR, totally re-edited the film and changed it into "Attack Force" as it is now known. Seagal and Halpin were not involved.
That's not really true. Here's what it actually says:
"I couldn’t resist asking [Halpin] if this HARVESTER movie would really end up being about aliens, or if they would chicken out like they did with the “biological mutants” that ended up not being in SUBMERGED. His answer: “Who knows.” He explained that they had shot it both ways. It could be about aliens, it could be about European mobsters, the studio and Seagal would have to come to an agreement in post-production. This of course brings up alot more questions (the main one being “Shouldn’t you decide on the premise before shooting the movie?”) but it also gives a huge amount of insight into how Seagal’s DTV movies end up the way they do. I mean, if they don’t even know who he’s fighting until after they’re done, no wonder they end up with these weird overdubbed lines, randomly dropped story threads, etc."
Sensei Seagal is the best martial artist ever!!! Only martial artist I know who can win fights without physically fighting. He can even kill people with his acting, his voice and his snoring. Truly the greatest sensei ever. Daniel San should get Seagal as his new sensei to deal with Cobra Kai.
lol
Steven Segeal is like the Reverse-Tom Cruise
This is one of the greatest and funniest RUclips channels I've ever stumbled upon. Sub'd and every video is liked. Keep up the good work. This is GOLD!
I can't believe it's been only 3 days since I found your channel. More like, I can't believe I lived 45 years before finding it. You are incredible.
I can't believe he doesn't have a body double for when he's sitting!
This is the way how Ed Wood also made his movies. Seagal wants badly to be the worst of the worst of all time!
1:48 Didn't know Martin Sheen was a voice stunt double for Steven Seagal. lol
I'm so confused about the body doubles and voice actors. I get that he can't do some of the more demanding physical stuff anymore, but someone with Seagal's ego should have no problem doing as much dialogue as possible because he loves the sound of his own voice so much.
I assure you, that is sheer laziness.
He simply couldn't care less and does as little as possible.
They should have gotten Will Sasso to do his voice overs.
i unironically love this movie
i'm sorry
What about the zombie one?
Are you on CTX??
This is why my mom actually had effort to name me Stephen instead of laziness 📜👈💯👍 thank you Mom and God bless you 💯❤
the old man walk at 3:07 had me rewind it like 10x
The whispering lines and stunt doubles for walking around. Cant eat and watch this at the same time, laughing too hard
I seem to remember had some real continuity errors in this film.
The fight with the model; she gets slashed across the chest but the direction and location of the slash changes throughout the fight.
That hints the fight incredibly took a while and multiple sittings to do.
It might not be this film, but I remember one car chase where the bad guys black car turned in to a beige 4x4 jeep.
Multiple sittings 🤣!
Welcome to steven SEAgull world
Worse tha SEA world ( which says a lot)
So glad to have this . Been needing a good giggle for a minute there . Thanks brother.
Dear Space Ice,
Love your reviews of Steven Seagal movies as they are far more entertaining that Seagal’s movies ever have been! Keep up the great work!!
Yours Truly, an avid Space Ice fan!!
These are the funniest movie reviews I've ever seen. I'm waking my entire house up laughing so loud 😂
I want to see this film for a laugh, but I'm not paying for it!
Tubi
Why would you do either?
Whoa, your channel is really blowing up. And it's not hard to see why. Just last week, I'm pretty sure you were at 16k. When I saw your views, I was stunned to see that there weren't as many subs. You are pure gold. And the possibilities are endless. We have Bruce Willis, Stallone, Jackie Chan, etc. If you ever wanted to branch out, I can see endless material for you. Hell, knowing exist, makes me wish that Segal keeps making "movies". Just so you can keep roasting him. It wouldn't be much, but if you were to have a Patreon, I'd probably toss a little bit your way. Not something I can do for all the RUclipsrs I like, and as far as entertainment goes, it's definitely earned, and the work shows.
These Seagal movies are comedy gold. I have not laughed so much in ages. How can anyone, other than Seagal himself, take them seriously?
Steven Seagal is this decade's Chuck Norris 😂😂
Was this video the start of your hilarious Steven Segal movie murder spree videos? You have had me no bullshit dying for the last 3 days straight with these! I never subscribe to anything, but this series of videos earned it for me!
I have found your channel a few hours ago and watched like 10 of your hilarious reviews of seagal's "talents". I have not laughed this hard in a long time and I definitly needed that at this point in my life. Steven seagal really is the gift that keeps on giving.
I think you may need to start why Wesley Snipe's straight to video era while on the run for tax evasion are some of the greatest action flicks of all time.
I'm impressed he can write and direct and act 10 movies in just one year at his 70's
He has doubles for that
@@tianshi2006 LOL
I'm old enough (almost 43 years old) to remember when his (and Van Damme's) movies were the hottest action ticket in America...
Then I watched "Fire Down Below"... ouch. Things just went downhill from there.
Your channel is the only way I can stand to watch his movies anymore.
Fact, Steven Seagals stunt double is Eugene from the walking dead.
This was hilarious! I've admittedly watched a few of his bad movies just to laugh at them but have never heard of this one before.
As it pertains to the "slap fighting", there's another funny story involved there. Many years ago, Seagal approached the grand master of the system of Indonesian Kuntao l trained in asking him to teach him the basic patterns of open hand Kuntao rolling hits. The GM basically told him to get lost, because he didn't want the art exploited for cheap thrills in bad movies. (And l must say here that open handed strikes can be incredibly powerful, shattering wood and concrete with equal ease, but that's not really the point.)
The Seagull apparently decided to attempt to do it on his own anyway, and the results as documented in this film and probably others just make him all the more laughable.
Despite whatever BS he portrays, he at very least was once fairly knowledgable about aikido and should have stuck with that. It's hilarious to see him attempt to practice other martial arts which he knows nothing about, whether that is Indonesian Kuntao or Chinese Wushu or whatever. I am sure that trained practitioners of other arts must laugh as hard as l do when he tries to use their styles.
The Seagull has crafted his own martial art as evidenced in later films: Chair Fu.
He does most of his "action" scenes while sitting down.
Steven should just invent and teach his own martial arts “slap fu”