All Old Asian People Do This: Jimmy O. Yang

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  • Опубликовано: 4 янв 2025

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  • @qxiry
    @qxiry 2 года назад +1651

    "Oh, I don't know. But did you know today's the Dragon boat Lai-Chi Boba Festival?" That part had me dying.

    • @laurenristaino9691
      @laurenristaino9691 2 года назад +57

      I think he meant the fruit lychee 🤣 but yeah that part kills me every time

    • @DIEgestthis
      @DIEgestthis 2 года назад +26

      Lychee is a fruit and boba is bubble tea. Hahaha

    • @kimberknutson831
      @kimberknutson831 2 года назад +20

      I know, right? I also really like, "Oh, I don't know. Sir, the sign is not on English. It's a diagram, so I don't really understand how it's a language barrier. Oh, I don't know." Hah! : )

    • @chiensyang
      @chiensyang 2 года назад +6

      There is lychee boba tea.

    • @litan114
      @litan114 2 года назад

      hope you are dead & go do sucking old ppl ****

  • @richardthiboultjr5132
    @richardthiboultjr5132 2 года назад +1120

    My wife is Korean. Speaks perfect English. She does the same thing. One time I was riding with and her friends to work. They are also Are Korean and speak and understand English well. She got pulled over. All of a sudden no one in the car but me spoke English. She got away with a warning. As soon as she drove away everyone busted out laughing. Hilarious. 😂

    • @zlac
      @zlac 2 года назад +60

      I saw two girls jaywalk through red light in front of a cop, he just opened his window and said: "What the hell?" and they're like: "We're not from around here..."
      He just shook his head and drove away.

    • @louiseb6111
      @louiseb6111 2 года назад +23

      @@raafmaat Lighten up! Life is hard enough! So we take the small wins where we can get them!

    • @richardthiboultjr5132
      @richardthiboultjr5132 2 года назад

      @@raafmaat get over yourself. Get off your high horse.

    • @sharonhuang6179
      @sharonhuang6179 2 года назад +4

      @@raafmaat is a joke and that's what comedians do. I'm Taiwanese and I think it's very funny 🤣🤓

    • @raafmaat
      @raafmaat 2 года назад +1

      @@sharonhuang6179 i was just reacting to Zlac! but he has changed his message, so now my comment looks out of place! ill just delete it

  • @jennyanderson1172
    @jennyanderson1172 2 года назад +242

    You guys seem sceptical. Let me demonstrate. Loved that

    • @luwamalem9537
      @luwamalem9537 2 года назад +10

      He's hilarious! 😂

    • @NickRoman
      @NickRoman 2 года назад +2

      I was dying on that one. Funniest Jimmy Yang yet.

  • @YuzurihaRynnCh
    @YuzurihaRynnCh 2 года назад +760

    Thanks to Jimmy
    I will never be able to describe Tai chi in other way

    • @Jthanson88
      @Jthanson88 2 года назад +34

      I’ve always liked the old Reno 911 description where he said something along the lines of “apparently tai chi is some ancient martial art used for fighting against really slow moving criminals” 😂

    • @feyHiker
      @feyHiker 2 года назад +11

      I'll never be able to do Tai Chi again with a straight face.

    • @Mary_Thompson
      @Mary_Thompson 2 года назад +4

      @@feyHiker You mean you could do slow motion exercise with a straight face before?

    • @kelleyk28
      @kelleyk28 Год назад

      I told my cousin about this, and he already knew about Tai Chi. How did I not know what it was?

  • @shaolinman
    @shaolinman 2 года назад +193

    “I can’t help you move. Today’s the Dragon Boat Lai-Chi Boba Festival.” 😂

    • @rebajoe
      @rebajoe 2 года назад +11

      That's sounds like something I'd wanna go to and makes me wish it was a real thing.

    • @richardhe5973
      @richardhe5973 Год назад

      @@rebajoe Lychee and Boba (Bubble Tea) are real things, so is Dragon Boat festival.

  • @ToudaHell
    @ToudaHell 2 года назад +357

    My grandmother did Taichi almost every morning for over 25 years and she lived to 94. Before she died, her doctor told her she had the heart of someone who's 40 years younger. Taichi works dude.

    • @donadeavera9608
      @donadeavera9608 2 года назад +4

      Or maybe genetics

    • @StudyResearchandAnalysis
      @StudyResearchandAnalysis 2 года назад +6

      Yeah , it does Work .. My Ancestor Mother Lived for 101 ..

    • @kevinmarrero5013
      @kevinmarrero5013 Год назад +1

      Lol more pure

    • @filenumberX
      @filenumberX Год назад +6

      My 97 yo dad doesn’t do any exercise. He played Mah-jong 🀄️ with my 90 yo mom and two others yesterday, he won😄

    • @ToudaHell
      @ToudaHell Год назад

      @@donadeavera9608 that too

  • @AtlasBlizzard
    @AtlasBlizzard 11 месяцев назад +5

    "Then you lift her head up, 'cause you're a gentleman." I can't 😂

  • @dmitrishostakovich1447
    @dmitrishostakovich1447 2 года назад +324

    I had to stop for a second because my neighbors across the street are from china, and the wife is always out stretching in her driveway before I'm even up for class. It's impressive. Like, I have to be awake for my 8am Latin Special Topics lecture, you're retired and you're still choosing to be dressed this early.

    • @mel_zzz_
      @mel_zzz_ 2 года назад +12

      Old people are fascinating...I'm just wanting to be old enough to retire and do nothing all day 😅😅

    • @gabriellel1118
      @gabriellel1118 2 года назад

    • @norneaernourn8240
      @norneaernourn8240 2 года назад +6

      You sleep less as you age. And when you wake up, it's harder to fall asleep. Trust me, my gray head proves it.

    • @dmitrishostakovich1447
      @dmitrishostakovich1447 2 года назад +1

      @@norneaernourn8240 I mean I also have a sleep schedule where I regularly go 48 hours without sleep so like that probably also has a lot to do with it

    • @aquafishcspeia2921
      @aquafishcspeia2921 2 года назад +3

      I feel the life changing magic of waking up at 5:30am too, I just need a nap by noon.

  • @spang9782
    @spang9782 2 года назад +398

    Jimmy's "demonstration" of taichi is hilarious! On a serious note though, taichi is deceptively strenuous. It is based on balance and done slowly on purpose so you are forced to use some muscles you don't use often. I took a taichi class in an air conditioned room once and by the end of the session, everyone was sweating.

    • @Pppppppxx
      @Pppppppxx 2 года назад +2

      He joking, you take it too serious. Stand up comedy

    • @spang9782
      @spang9782 2 года назад +35

      @@Pppppppxx Did you actually READ my comment? Particularly the FIRST sentence? It's YOU who is taking it too seriously! Lighten up!

    • @DKC196
      @DKC196 2 года назад +8

      @@spang9782 How long did you do Tai Chi for? I’m interested in learning and incorporating it as a part of my daily morning workout routine.

    • @MrShiftey13
      @MrShiftey13 2 года назад +1

      Jeez really? That strenuous?

    • @claudedupras2492
      @claudedupras2492 2 года назад

      That's religions fault for not using" those" muscles you didn't know you have.

  • @chrisgranadosleon4028
    @chrisgranadosleon4028 Год назад +3

    1:13 *One of THE BEST MOMENTS in comedy history*. "Allow me to demonstrate". People proceed to lose their minds. 😂😂😂😂

  • @HopeUnquenchable
    @HopeUnquenchable 2 года назад +116

    Now if he pretends he can’t speak English well, people will go, "Is that you, Jian-Yang?"😅

  • @PandaMonium92827
    @PandaMonium92827 2 года назад +145

    I will never pay for a Tai chi class again, I'll just leave my house and hang out with the old Asian people at the park

    • @luisanthonychau
      @luisanthonychau 2 года назад +11

      That's the way to longevity.

    • @mingy7949
      @mingy7949 2 года назад +17

      @@luisanthonychau that's the way to a good deal

  • @gerilynne1955
    @gerilynne1955 2 года назад +119

    This guy is hilarious!

  • @phatakom
    @phatakom 2 года назад +42

    1:51 those eyes rollback 😂😂

  • @QueensGambit9876
    @QueensGambit9876 Год назад +8

    As an Asian.. I enjoy watching your show, cos most of the experience your went through as an Asian, we all went through it at some point.. so relatable yet its hilarious.. the things we do to get out of troubles...

  • @DavidBrocekArt
    @DavidBrocekArt 2 года назад +35

    This is probably the first time someone is doing the "make fun of my race" stand up and making it funny. Good job.

  • @johnedwardjones999
    @johnedwardjones999 2 года назад +99

    Jimmy is so good. So creative.😁😅

  • @strawberryflower
    @strawberryflower Год назад +11

    You make me laugh and enlighten me at the same time. That's too powerful.

  • @tenzinyougyal8659
    @tenzinyougyal8659 2 года назад +61

    When I was like 10 my mom used to do that at the park around 11:00 12:00 in the morning with couple other Asian parents around the tree

  • @donadeavera9608
    @donadeavera9608 2 года назад +10

    Hahaha. He's hysterical.

  • @Leiwen168
    @Leiwen168 2 года назад +16

    Absolutely brilliant

  • @Michele-zn5yi
    @Michele-zn5yi 2 года назад +5

    I love Jimmy O. Yang

  • @sidehop
    @sidehop 2 года назад +18

    Oh man...this is comical 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @banana_._.
    @banana_._. 2 года назад +2

    Oh no a judge Chicago might remember this sentence I used 10 years ago for a speeding ticket “ English not very good”… he looked at me like don’t pull that sh@& here, and told me to pay 40$ lol.

  • @Ash87109
    @Ash87109 2 года назад +6

    How is this so accurate? 😂😂😂

  • @Nome_utente_generico
    @Nome_utente_generico 2 года назад +6

    The grocery store lady hear in my neighborhood in Italy do this all the time, but in Italian: "noooo, no c'è"

  • @edwardoverby1945
    @edwardoverby1945 2 года назад +11

    Love this guy

  • @newsandviews4595
    @newsandviews4595 Год назад +1

    Good stuff!

  • @marissalee7328
    @marissalee7328 2 года назад +8

    😂 don’t forget to be a gentleman lol

  • @genxx2724
    @genxx2724 2 года назад +9

    The tai chi elders are maintaining their health.

  • @MaloneMantooth
    @MaloneMantooth Год назад +2

    His face Lol

  • @lskknl10
    @lskknl10 2 года назад +25

    He's so funny.

  • @irenehurtig266
    @irenehurtig266 2 года назад +7

    Brilliant !

  • @MrSpaceMees
    @MrSpaceMees 2 года назад +7

    i remember we had extra courses in our kungfu school and i all the animal forms where already picked but me and my friend thought thai chi would be cool. we just stood there for an hour breathing.

  • @arthurwatts1680
    @arthurwatts1680 Год назад +4

    Even if Tai Chi was nothing more than exercise, how many of those old people are still walking upright when so many Westerners are hunched over or confined to a chair ? Jimmy won't be so quick to laugh on his 70th birthday ;)

  • @magicFromUrs
    @magicFromUrs 2 года назад +4

    When I lived in Melbourne, there was a USD 100 fine for a free ride, and a few year later, it was USD 200 for a person who couldn't speak English or pretend to be bad at it

  • @andreamadrid8434
    @andreamadrid8434 2 года назад +1

    “Oriental” Lol 😂

  • @aeryn6275
    @aeryn6275 2 года назад +5

    Oh god this is so accurate

  • @canopyfields
    @canopyfields 2 года назад +84

    Tai chi used to be a martial arts. One of the most superior. When you learn taichi, they teach you the slow movements, but each movement is actually a kung fu defensive/ offensive move. Example the hook and strike is actually to grab your opponent's wrist when he tries to punch you, and you pull his wrist towards your side to off balance him and then you strike his throat

    • @batchestheeverskink293
      @batchestheeverskink293 2 года назад +5

      Shh, don't tell the old folks. ;)

    • @salinator5966
      @salinator5966 2 года назад

      @@ToudaHell I can tell you as a black belt, I kicked the shit of some smart ass touting Tai Chi.

    • @Absolemsays
      @Absolemsays 2 года назад

      You must be fun at parties.

    • @ToudaHell
      @ToudaHell 2 года назад +1

      I heard 2nd hand of a black belt karate getting his ass kicked by a Taichi master. He signed up for taichi classes right after.

    • @cIappo896
      @cIappo896 Год назад

      Taichi is mostly nonsense. There was this chinese MMA fighter that exposes these "masters" by handing their ass to them.

  • @NigelzXX
    @NigelzXX Год назад +1

    Jian yang came out 😂😂

  • @lleahs118
    @lleahs118 2 года назад +3

    I think it started from China, the T'aichi, the square dance stuff

  • @aliza7632
    @aliza7632 Год назад +2

    Love him sm makes my day

  • @kuyagoldlink7563
    @kuyagoldlink7563 2 года назад +2

    Oh... I don't know... but do you know today is the dragon ball Tai chi? 😆 🤣 😂

  • @InsCepsimpsforatlaszite
    @InsCepsimpsforatlaszite 2 года назад +42

    Lots of old people do this in china in the park, they sometimes play music too

    • @HiddenAgendas
      @HiddenAgendas 2 года назад

      This is why old Chinese people can still do shit and are active. While old White people need to take 20+ pain meds, and can't walk or do anything.

    • @DefinitelyNotAFerret
      @DefinitelyNotAFerret 2 года назад +4

      Dang I stretch in the park too and I’m not Asian 😂

    • @quangphan2547
      @quangphan2547 2 года назад +1

      In Viet Nam they also do it a lot too =)) I see it every time I go to school

    • @timmyshore3755
      @timmyshore3755 2 года назад +2

      i’ve heard they do other things in the park too. 😉💋💃

    • @HiddenAgendas
      @HiddenAgendas 2 года назад

      @@timmyshore3755 Yep, they dance, do kung fu, and some other amazing activities.
      In America, only thing people do is pee, fight and rape at the park.

  • @davidk6668
    @davidk6668 2 года назад +17

    My Chinese girl friend always pulled out the "I no understand" card when ever it was convient. Got away with my things.

  • @mroblige1018
    @mroblige1018 2 года назад +5

    Imagine being black trying the same thing. JAIL INSTANTLY

  • @leili2673
    @leili2673 2 года назад +4

    Oh my gosh… thanks for explaining

  • @jonmunoz2772
    @jonmunoz2772 Год назад +2

    2:45 instead of Chinese I speak Spanish.

  • @sabatino1977
    @sabatino1977 2 года назад +21

    I live his comedy and the Tai chi bit is hilarious, but Tai chi really is a fighting style. You can speed it up and kick ass.

    • @immunglobuling8777
      @immunglobuling8777 2 года назад

      No you can’t. I did for years Chinese Matrial Arts. It’s good for fitness but not for real fights.

    • @sabatino1977
      @sabatino1977 2 года назад

      @@immunglobuling8777 I disagree. The foundation that tai chi, qi gong and nei kung provide are almost essential to the broader practices of fighting. Let me ask you, what did you study?

    • @sabatino1977
      @sabatino1977 2 года назад

      @@immunglobuling8777 - well, then you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. goodbye

    • @sabatino1977
      @sabatino1977 2 года назад

      @@immunglobuling8777 and you still haven't specified what you studied. You can't just keep saying you did "chinese martial arts."
      Which one? Which form? Internal or external? How did you learn rooting and balance? Do you know any weapons forms?

    • @redrick8900
      @redrick8900 8 месяцев назад

      @@sabatino1977 Chinese people don't know how to fight. kung fu doesn't work.

  • @danielstartek9729
    @danielstartek9729 2 года назад +3

    She's a real sweetie pie!

  • @xnxankh4531
    @xnxankh4531 2 года назад

    Sammme today's purple hat day lolol

  • @shifter535
    @shifter535 2 года назад +4

    Funniest man alive

  • @Zzzdzdzd
    @Zzzdzdzd 2 месяца назад

    1:57 for real tho

  • @eugeneblake9514
    @eugeneblake9514 Год назад

    Brilliant

  • @tomacana
    @tomacana 2 года назад

    Old people boxing!

  • @kristilynne842
    @kristilynne842 2 года назад +1

    You’re funny!

  • @AimeeCVaj
    @AimeeCVaj 2 года назад +22

    Stretching and exercise is good for your body.

    • @SebAnders
      @SebAnders 2 года назад

      Is that why 80 year old Asian people look like 40 year old Caucasians?

    • @voodoochild7533
      @voodoochild7533 2 года назад

      Nobody wanna hear that!!

  • @ethantang7575
    @ethantang7575 Год назад

    1:30 learn Tai Chi with Jimmy O Yang

  • @DreamySleepyDrowsy
    @DreamySleepyDrowsy 2 года назад +2

    Its same here in India

  • @Zb_Calisthenic
    @Zb_Calisthenic 2 года назад

    Queens NY facts😅

  • @velocisstarrle4480
    @velocisstarrle4480 2 года назад +6

    This is the truth about Tai Chi

  • @HangeZoe007
    @HangeZoe007 Год назад +1

    Sorry, I can't help you with the homework tomorrow. Tomorrow is the Panipuri Dabeli Aloochat festival.

  • @anamariaguadayol2335
    @anamariaguadayol2335 Год назад

    We Spanish people do the same thing 😂😂😂

  • @cassiem3893
    @cassiem3893 2 года назад +6

    He’s really handsome. 😍
    I’m normally not attracted to Asian men (I’m Asian myself) but he’s really hot!

  • @robertkerby2581
    @robertkerby2581 2 года назад +4

    Super funny!

  • @kurthanke5788
    @kurthanke5788 2 года назад +4

    250 Asians at the park, all at the same time?
    Sounds like a riot fixing to happen.

    • @blxcklab
      @blxcklab 2 года назад

      Asians are organized

  • @brittneyhall4000
    @brittneyhall4000 2 года назад +2

    i like youer make me smile

  • @yohanesiddo6092
    @yohanesiddo6092 2 года назад

    Geniousssss

  • @angiealexis3093
    @angiealexis3093 2 года назад

    Jimmy O. Yang! Do not make fun of ancient Chinese art! Tai Chi is a healing art! Stop it! No, I'm not Chinese but I know better than to make fun of something that is sacred! 😝

  • @pop5678eye
    @pop5678eye 2 года назад +14

    Even among Asian-Americans you have to adapt the name 'Jimmy' to get a leg up in comedy.

  • @shaunnasibbons5288
    @shaunnasibbons5288 Год назад

    😂😂😂.. ROFLMAO

  • @paridhijain7062
    @paridhijain7062 2 года назад +3

    I visit park in search a good young and motivating generation of mine to come. But what I see are few couples sitting embarrassed beside old people's bench. Seems like Asian thing😂😂

  • @wildwildwest1662
    @wildwildwest1662 2 года назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @victoriathorne8252
    @victoriathorne8252 2 года назад +1

    Hilariously

  • @toqe4203
    @toqe4203 2 года назад

    What shows has he been in

  • @velocisstarrle4480
    @velocisstarrle4480 2 года назад +2

    Every Chinese is Asian, but NOT all Asians are Chinese !. So, NOT all old Asian people do that !

  • @grady4051
    @grady4051 2 года назад +3

    Hi like the vids

    • @jonditoro4621
      @jonditoro4621 2 года назад

      Same

    • @geodavid573
      @geodavid573 2 года назад

      Huh? Why comment is a 4 days old on a 1 day old vid?

    • @timmyshore3755
      @timmyshore3755 2 года назад

      @@geodavid573 because that’s the way it is 🤷 ?

  • @redditstoriesdispatcher
    @redditstoriesdispatcher 2 года назад

    Its always in parks like huge ones

  • @Crossant.p
    @Crossant.p 2 года назад +3

    That was fast

  • @arriearrie940
    @arriearrie940 Год назад +1

    Social Credit points....Minus .....

  • @uinisefaustinafoochong7743
    @uinisefaustinafoochong7743 2 года назад +4

    I think my grandfather knew your grandfather lmao

  • @NatureAndBee
    @NatureAndBee 2 года назад +3

    😂😂😂

  • @joannierose.virtual.assistant
    @joannierose.virtual.assistant 2 года назад +1

    Dragon boat festival is real though

  • @WELs-ne9hi
    @WELs-ne9hi 2 года назад +6

    Obviously Jimmy doesn’t understand a thing about it’s function of Taichi… do and feel it for years, then you have right to comment on it. For comedian laughter, well, I let it go…

  • @marzu6080
    @marzu6080 2 года назад +1

    OooOooh . I DOnt unDersTAnd..

  • @nwbest4336
    @nwbest4336 Год назад +1

    Tai Chi is for old people who can’t excercise.

  • @Johanna77777-z
    @Johanna77777-z 2 года назад +6

    I also haven't gotten a ticket while driving. For 22 years. I just follow up the signs and don't go that much too fast. And also luck.

  • @re4lfive
    @re4lfive 2 года назад

    Lol

  • @solarwind
    @solarwind Год назад

    If an Asian driver that gets pulled over by a police officer who can't speak English in Australia, they would just arrest you. It's because there's a lot of Chinese and people that come over and other Asian countries that come over and they drive without licences and it's like a really big problem especially down in Melbourne or they're just driving with no f****** licence and then they cause a huge f****** accident and they've got no insurance so the police officers are just sick of them. So if you couldn't speak English and you were an Asian driver they were just arrest you because they're sick of dealing with you. So they'll just throw you in jail

  • @yukiannie666
    @yukiannie666 2 года назад +52

    that eye roll while doing the demo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @trod3898
    @trod3898 2 года назад +5

    Adult exercise parks all through China!

  • @uinisefaustinafoochong7743
    @uinisefaustinafoochong7743 2 года назад +1

    I found the name of the refugee ship I think it was called the titanic lmao

  • @vickilindberg6336
    @vickilindberg6336 2 года назад +6

    but they do it without much audible groaning

  • @johndoser4691
    @johndoser4691 2 года назад

    I'm a gentleman, for sure.

  • @xnxankh4531
    @xnxankh4531 2 года назад +1

    Karate kid style

  • @indiandaeng
    @indiandaeng Год назад

    Aikido is also an exercise, wasnt meant to be a martial art

  • @litan114
    @litan114 2 года назад +1

    ok lar joke but it's disrespecting older Chinese people
    and to many kwai lou - the moment you mentioned "Asian" - Chinese pop in their heads
    Indians, Indonesian, Korean, Japanese, Malaysian - these are Asians too
    that shows kwai lou do live under the rock

  • @laylalayla5364
    @laylalayla5364 2 года назад +1

    no one tops Asians when it comes to health

  • @MrEliasdl
    @MrEliasdl Год назад +1

    I always thought it was some kind of communist fallout.

  • @jacquelinelarsen6159
    @jacquelinelarsen6159 2 года назад +1

    Keep it clean Jimmy or I tell your mom

    • @pokyesyakubu
      @pokyesyakubu Год назад +1

      Hi, well said. you look beautiful and I appreciate it more if we are friends with you❤