Really? USA left the chat when someone says the largest oil reserves found in USSR? Maybe because. Wait a... *Founds out that USSR has ICBMs* Ohhhh... That's explain something.
Can anybody reply to my Comment please? So what if the USSR Reunited BUT With China and Mongolia being part of USSR? 1 Biggest Country with over 12,000,000 Square Miles, and USSR with China and Mongolia combined will be bigger than Africa!
I imagine: - No wars. Civil wars are the only exception, but those would very likely be ended quickly. - Wide and deep corruption, because who would miss the possibility to rule a bit of the world? - Communism just may for once work. Really, without global unification or full automatization communism won't ever work, but in those two occassions it has a big chance of doing so. - For once, democracy is quite... A counter-productive system. The Middle East's religious fanaticism, Africa's lack of education and the USA's ideologically retarded population will make the presidential picks really bad, so an autocracy with a constitution and a few democratic institutions is required. That may also help with the corruption problems a bit. Perhaps we should make a mechanocracy, with a benevolent, carefully made AI ruling over us, thus avoiding corruption because of coding and making the most logical and benefitial decisions. - Good autonomy for ex-states will be required, or civil wars are not an if but a when.
Ussr Returns Poland : Sweating intensifies Germany: SCREAMING INTENSIFIES America: Ah sht here we go again India: your back!! China: Ahhh your back Cuba: Ahhh our comrade North Korea: Welcome back comrade! Switzerland: Your gamemode has been switched to spectator mode
@@bhagatveersingh8635 , why not? It's ridiculous to pretend that Poland was only a victim in historical perspective. If I were a Polish I would be even offended =)) During a long period of time Poland was a force that others had to take in account. And in the 20th century it partitioned Czechoslovakia with the Nazi Germany so Poland is not so simple as you suppose.
If the Soviet union returns,it wouldn't be old clumsy Russia before and it's Stalin fault.If the Russians had a war with Finnish again,it would be as planed
Nay, current Russian government is conservative and capitalistic, no way it wants to recreate USSR, except just territory, but that's not "recreating USSR".
*Meanwhile in some alternate universe* -What if the United States reunited today? Edit: People are fighting in the replies lol Also: Warning, some dude named "The North" is harrasing anyone that has facts on their sides, do not engage. Edit 2: Whatever just grab some popcorn or some shit.
@mr bleach oh i see, you are a Soviet commander who played a part in bringing down the US, tho im not loyal to any country but id like to congratulate you and your country
@mr bleach yes many great and powerful civilizations have fallen but you have survived and emerged victorious, the world will long remember your glorious triumph
@@JadentheOGcarter If you could think about it... even if you to to google translate you will still end up looking for this... чертовски сука which is wrong, it supposed to be сука блять witch means fucking bitch ( sso the point is блять (blyat is just bitch Cause it can't be Fuck because it will just make the word пиздец блять so it's bitch.)
Daniel Lukin Because it would make less profit for American capitalist that is the one and only reason the Cold War happened, why everyone in the US gets brainwashed in to thinking Communism is bad and evil.
The judge tell his friend:I just heard a very funny politic joke The friend ask:what’s the joke The judge replied: are u insane, I just sentence the man who said this joke to jail
@EL3KTRIK really? That's how bad the current government is? That's quite interesting, I thought Poland had been doing alright the last few years (a lot better than other European countries *cough cough* Britain) but I guess polish politics don't get covered in britain
@@TheGamingAirCon , EL3KTRIK doesn't speak for the Polish people, he/she/it only speaks for itself........there are some avowed Polish communist, but they're in the minority..........EL3KTRIK can move to Cuba or North Korea if it likes communism so much.
@@rgsxyz1105 that's fair, I know that the Soviets commited many atrocities such as waiting for the people's army to be defeated by the German army before going in and pushing the German army out. I know there are some political differences, but Poland doesn't get covered in the news much, if at all, from my experience, except around VE-day and D-day, hence why I'm not quite sure on what the polish government is like and if it's bad or not.
+Emils What makes you think that Russia hasn't yet modernized their nuclear arsenal too? And the vast majority of nuclear warheads of both Russia and the US are from the Cold War due to their insanely high cost to produce and maintain.
America: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *accidentally Nuke's North Korea *North Korea see's the American Nuke at their capital* North Korea: Welp were fucked *north Korea get's nuked* North Korea: *DED*
It IS illegal. Soviet constitution had laws about how republic could exit the union, and none among 15 did it right. So, juridically speaking, Union of Soviet Socialist Republics still exists, and 15 countries in it's place are just occupants.
@@Hola-8693 idk if he's indian but i heard india is sexists/patriarchal maybe that's the reason he 'corrected' him/her (not to offend or something like that, it's just something I've heard)
@Árpád Szász 1. Despite the successful gains, Germany was still running out of oil. 2. Hitler hadn't given his millions of men winter clothing (not entirely Hitler's fault tho, since the German high command thought that they'd be able to take out the Soviet Union within 3 months). 3. Most of the terrain in Eastern Europe was messy, and during rains, it would make any kind of movement difficult, with the exception of air. 4. While the winter claimed many lives, the Soviets had another advantage. Stalin called in his soldiers from the Siberian front, specially trained to fight in the winter, and were more prepared for the harsh weather. 5. Considering the fact that Germany and Italy lost most of their territory in Africa, the increase in resistances in their occupied countries (Poland, Yugoslavia, France etc.), it's no real surprise they lost.
@Árpád Szász I highly doubt that Stalin would just give up despite the declared line 'No foot beyond the Volga (river)', and yea, you would be right that the Soviets held the numerical advantage, often trading it for time. No matter if they had taken Stalingrad, or Leningrad, or which ever city, they can still send in more troops. Besides, the D-Day landing was happening soon, giving the Germans another front they have to take care of. The Germans couldn't deliver the supplies, even if they had taken the Caucasus, there's simply no way they could, the messy roads and geography would make it impossible. Their supply lines were stretched too thin, all Soviets needed to do was to keep on sending men and women to die, until the Germans would run out of ammunition at Stalingrad, then begin a counter-attack, try and guess what happened. Germany could not win a battle against the Soviets, nor the allies, no matter how.
@@jake.s7065 It was only a matter of time before it happens in a not fallen URSS too, Brejnev ruined everything even tho the soviets disagree with that it's true in the long term. The URSS was not living, they were surviving. I don't know if the plan of Gorbatchev to form a sort of socialist/democratic Soviet Union would have been good, but it will never happened. And i like talking with "whens" instead of "Ifs". Especially in this era of Humanity.
This isnt funny. tons of people have suffered to this, especially former soviet countries. Many former soviet countries have worked so hard to get back on track, Estonia, for example, has worked extremely hard to become modern and to have a good economy. If the Union returned, it would be horrible
Lol Russia doesn't stand a chance against America even if it's former members United the US has Russia Surrounded on all sides and also had far more advanced machinery and Technology, though I would agree The Soviet Union if reunited again will be a very formidable force
@Satvik Rayal the fuck? Seriously RUSSIA HAS MORE ALLIES THEN US?! LMFAO you educate your self Russian only has about 15 allies including it's former Soviet states while US has many friendly ties with most of the world and maintains supremacy in different organization together US has about 52 Allies and US doesn't even need them to destroy Russia they have more carriers then rest of the world the world largest air force and at second it's Navy's Airforce Their Defense Budgets OutNumbers the next 26 countries combined including Russia and China and US also has it's enemies surrounded on all fronts with 800 bases acroos the world and it's soldiers are the most experiences and well-equipped fighting force they are many more fields in which America is far ahead of the world but i will mention only these ones
@Satvik Rayal lol how can you be so illiterate, NO US , UK never did make an alliance to attack India I'm Indian it was only Pakistan and China and Indian Govt. Wants to be closer to US than Russia to get some new tech and stuff
@Satvik Rayal lmfao who are you to teach me? And who the fuck told you that US and UK joined together to attack India? I know all the wars India Fought in and how many it won it lost only a single war while winning all the other conflicts also it never started a war on it's own since it's independence
America: *Is just chillin' watching tv and eating a burger like always* Britain: *bursts through the door* America: Woah! What's up pops? Britain: *panting* ..........He's back........ America: Who do you mean? What's got you so exhausted? Britain: *looks America in the eye and grips America's shoulders* The USSR...........He's returned.......... America: *eyes widen as he drops his burger, and various household appliances start to malfunction as America's power starts to freak out* Britain: Who knows what he's planning.........but you need to find out his plans............... America: *gets power under control* I know..............get the others...............it's time the Allies got together again...........and call a meeting for the world nations..............in the meantime...........I need a talk with my old Arch-Enemy................... (Meanwhile in a certain Gym in the USSR) USSR: (wearing a nice, crisp, Russian silk suit) *Is practicing playing darts with a picture of America's face as the dartboard* General: Sir, there's someone waiting for you in your office. USSR: *sighs* How many times have I told you to not do that? General: But sir.....he forced his way in, and refuses to leave......... USSR: *evily grins* That describes only one nation I know...................It's time I greet an old enemy............. (USSR walks to his office, Britain is rounding up the Allies and other nations, and America sits in USSR's office, polishing his shotgun with an eagle on his shoulder.) (Screen fades to black just as USSR opens the door to his office, and a voice starts talking) Voice: Will America pull the trigger? Will the Allies get back together? Is the USSR planning something? Find out next time, on "Hetalia, but Actually Good"
“This pandemic will make Russia go back 30 years in all aspects” Russia: 30...years...? *Russia’s flag turns red and a hammer and a sickle appears *Nervous sweating
lol i find it kinda funny how no one knows that the Russia SFSR flag wasn't really completely red, it was blue on the left and red on the right with a hammer and sickle on the top left. Ukraine SSR's flag was basically exactly the same just that the blue portion was on the bottom and the red potion on the top. literally everyone is so ignorant that they actually think that during the times of the Soviet Union all members of the union had the same exact red flag with hammer and sickle in the middle, its pretty funny lol
It would be a Soviet Re-Union.
ahaha
Joke of the day. You must take your prize. :D
Jared Allsen lol
Jared Allsen UHHH Us countries in the west like me would hate it i had border with the soviet union
if ussr reunited today.....trump would nukeeeeeeeeeeeeeee them so they would not mess with them anymore
“Ferb, I think I know what we are going to do today.”
Dr. Doof: Behold, the CountryCollapseInator!!!!
Behold, the Screw-freedom-inator!
This deserves more likes
*OUR* country
@Kids Barrett *Communism intensifies*
"Ferb, We're getting the band back together!"
lO
IO
IO
IO
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Putin watched this video and went "Why not?"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂alishaona hii video kashaanza kufanya yake sasa
Yo, damn right. This youtuber is silently responsible for this invasion.
😹😹😹 Lmao
BRUH FR 😭
@@runwayjet755 IKR 😂
RUclips is red for a good reason
Did you mean “OurTube”?
Да товарищ
So RUclips supports communism?
@@catbug133 most likely.
Galactic C3I *if their flag is red, shoot them in the head-*
"the largest reserves of oil will be....."
*USA has entered the chat*
".....found in this country of USSR"
*USA has left the chat*
@IMxYOURxDADDY except an invasion of the USSR if it reformed would be impossible. Don't forget the WW2 Eastern Front.
🤣😂 im about to die
Really? USA left the chat when someone says the largest oil reserves found in USSR? Maybe because. Wait a...
*Founds out that USSR has ICBMs*
Ohhhh... That's explain something.
@@TheStarcoMarco yes really
@IMxYOURxDADDY why trump look cowardly? So please invades iran please
Ain't no reunion like a Soviet ReUnion. Also it was great collaborating together!
Ah, damn it Cody! You took my joke ):
If Soviet Union reunited today it would be California
why is mongolia not part of the soviet unions?
Ain't no reunion like a Soviet ReUnion cause a Soviet ReUnion is mandatory and ordered by the state.
Can anybody reply to my Comment please? So what if the USSR Reunited BUT With China and Mongolia being part of USSR? 1 Biggest Country with over 12,000,000 Square Miles, and USSR with China and Mongolia combined will be bigger than Africa!
"What if the Soviet Union Reunited Today?"
Putin: *And I took that personally...*
💀
China is spectating
Putin is a capitalist tho, he might want reunification but it wouldn't be communist
that's a good one
It's actually "What if Russian Empire reunited today"
Canada: Shouldn't Alaska be with us?
U.S: No, it should be with us.
Soviet Union: Actually....
They sold it
@@darchibald8303 its a joke...
@@jesusntchrist4298 °0° oooohh
Actually it's OUR
@@darchibald8303 russian empire solded it for 100 years not for nonending
USSR: reunites
NATO: cold war two: electric boogaloo
@@gabbyhall3799 and 0
lol
Hermitcraft ??
engineer gaming
Call of duty will be so happy
USSR: gets back
Poland: Why do i hear the boss music?
Germany: *Prussens Gloria Earrape*
Belarus: NO
*ussr national anthem entensifies at poland*
....
Poland would beat USSR like in 1920.
Here we go everybody. Looks like we're gonna see how accurate this video is
Hope this comment doesn't age horribly
Yes
@@dion5707 let's be honest .......
Whoever does not miss the Soviet Union has no heart. Whoever wants it back has no brain. - Putin
Putin has no heart hut he has brain i give him that even if he wants a big soviet like russia
Here’s a fun fact, the Soviet Union didn’t use land mines,
they used land Ours.
Michael Whisman r/woooooooosh
Michael Whisman bruh
@@michaelwhisman7623 r/woooosh
@@michaelwhisman7623 Bruuuuuh! r/woooooooooooooosh
@@snowyvert he got woosh stormed
Press F to pay respects
*1 former planet*
Pluto: oh for fvcks sake!!
USSR And other planets:hah gottya
@@Kiror0_ its a joke you commie
The largest countries to add would be Finland and Alaska for the Super Soviet Union
Wot? Wdym?
@@jason_thefirst *loads AK47* you wot?
My IPhone turned into an *OurPhone*
Lol :P
Koomikko
UsPhone*
Our OurPhone*
Hate to tell you this bro, but it was TheirPhone from the beginning.
Watching this again in 2022 and now this hits a bit different.
i know man 😂😂
Same.
2023
I’m watching it on 10/05/2023 and it looks like this is the exact plan of Puttin.
Russia: *watches video*
Also Russia: Yes.
Да)
Да!
Да) комраде!
Да
Да.
USSR :- reunites
India:- long time no see friend
Lmao-
Last online 1991
U.S.A:gimme your oil
USSR:no
Nato:Cold war 2 electric boogie woogie
Ussr will destroy India for sure lmao they don't like usa, Israel and their allies they even went on war with Israel and usa
@@BulkyHealthyCat but this time ussr will need India more than India need ussr 🤙
Didn’t the Simpsons have an episode where they announced they’d never actually split at all?
If the Simpsons said it...
THEN IT MUST BE TRUE!!
The Simpsons also said the world would end in 2000. Y2K and all. And did that happen?
@@Lolpy. In the parallel universe.
Hmm interesting
season and episode? if you know it.
Russia after watching this: *Hmm let's find out*
Shot of SOVIET UNION
WE STAND WITH UKRAINE
@@youronurowndorothea7 ok
@@youronurowndorothea7 we know
as your wish
“What if”??????
I think you mean, “What will”
Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin we think*
Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin Stalin and the Flag itself omG ThIs Is unbelievably AmAziNg
Play the USSR National anthem
Stalin come back we miss you
When will
What if the World became a country
i think it would have the 5th largest economy and the 20th largest population with an active duty of 5 people sharing a mosin nagant
Halk 66 Pangea
It would the 1st largest economy. Solely because there would be no other countries.
fucking hipster
I imagine:
- No wars. Civil wars are the only exception, but those would very likely be ended quickly.
- Wide and deep corruption, because who would miss the possibility to rule a bit of the world?
- Communism just may for once work. Really, without global unification or full automatization communism won't ever work, but in those two occassions it has a big chance of doing so.
- For once, democracy is quite... A counter-productive system. The Middle East's religious fanaticism, Africa's lack of education and the USA's ideologically retarded population will make the presidential picks really bad, so an autocracy with a constitution and a few democratic institutions is required. That may also help with the corruption problems a bit. Perhaps we should make a mechanocracy, with a benevolent, carefully made AI ruling over us, thus avoiding corruption because of coding and making the most logical and benefitial decisions.
- Good autonomy for ex-states will be required, or civil wars are not an if but a when.
“Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up.”
“YES, THAT’S WHAT WE WANTED YOU TO THINK! HAHAHA!!”
John and Jenn Aganon the Simpson’s
Jarred Jay I said that
Jarred Jay looks like war
Jarred Jay a cold war
Jarred Jay so where do you want to start
The meme potential will be HUGE
"Soviet Union? Didn't you guys broke up?"
"Yessss, that what we want you to think!"
**Red alert sovite march plays**
Simpson
Simp Son
I had a stroke reading that
@@youfinnagetrunupon761 Sorry.
Must crush C A P I T A L I S M
Ussr Returns
Poland : Sweating intensifies
Germany: SCREAMING INTENSIFIES
America: Ah sht here we go again
India: your back!!
China: Ahhh your back
Cuba: Ahhh our comrade
North Korea: Welcome back comrade!
Switzerland: Your gamemode has been switched to spectator mode
Think the Baltic states might be a bit scared as well
Alternate American Response: HONEY! GO GET MAH SHOTGUN!
Finland: lets fu*k them up again
bye bye poland...
Russia:im a goner woo- fades
USSR: comes back
Poland: I’m in danger
Poland itself was extremely aggressive country, especially in the period of being Rzeczpospolita and it used to attack Russia multiple times as well.
@@undefeated_romantic1692 we dont talk about that
Poland have nato ao i dont think he is in danger
@@bhagatveersingh8635 , why not? It's ridiculous to pretend that Poland was only a victim in historical perspective. If I were a Polish I would be even offended =)) During a long period of time Poland was a force that others had to take in account. And in the 20th century it partitioned Czechoslovakia with the Nazi Germany so Poland is not so simple as you suppose.
well not really, because the soviets took all the byelorussian land that poland owned so they have no reason to invade again
RUclips recommendations have some sick humour
Time Traveller: What you reading there?
Me: I'm just reading about the USSR...
Time Traveller: Which one?
Me: 😯😯
Me: Don’t do that,
Don’t give me hope!
Me: Say sike right now
@@furiousbot6885
Time Traveller: *Takes off mask and reveals himself as Stalin*
Stalin: Haha, no, now off to Gulag
666 likes
666 likes
When the Soviets broke apart in 1991 and they come back 2019
U.S: [*confused screaming*]
Guess whos back, back again.
1992*
@@grrumakemeangry No, 91
HAHAHA OMFG XDDDD :3
I would be fucking screaming if it would reunite
USSR: *returns
Finland: "angry farmers noices"
Ukraine*
If the Soviet union returns,it wouldn't be old clumsy Russia before and it's Stalin fault.If the Russians had a war with Finnish again,it would be as planed
@@KoniginMina Ukraine would be part of it
Hhhhhheeemmmmmmmmm
no angry skier noises
Seeing the current situation developing, I have a feeling that this video won't age well...
it didnt
Nay, current Russian government is conservative and capitalistic, no way it wants to recreate USSR, except just territory, but that's not "recreating USSR".
@@mitmeetsmadness well, you don't know how it'll goes....
@@underloveryz2731 Sir, seriously? How capitalist government can be interested in building socialism?
@@xenstence the amount of copium you're inhaling is giving me a contact high
i once called russia the USSR because my map was *very* outdated
the schools i went to in my home country were so poor that they had 1980s/1990s maps so i thought the USSR was still a thing until i was about 18
I am from Kyrgyzstan former Soviet country
we got independence from USSR but stdied with soviet textbooks till 2009
so I always felt like i live there
Nobody helped former soviet countries at all, it is not that surprising that nor government nor civilians dont have money
Well it wouldn’t be outdated anymore with the Soviet Reunion
@@ИЛИМИЙЖАҢЫЛЫКТАР Kyrgyzstan SSR 💪
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?'
"KGB"
"KGB wh-"
"WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!"
Kgb open up
der Führer especially the fuhrer if he didn’t die lol
Will Black THE OFFICE
2020:FBI OPEN UP
2030:KGB OPEN UP!
I was gonna like but it’s at 420 likes
*Meanwhile in some alternate universe*
-What if the United States reunited today?
Edit: People are fighting in the replies lol
Also: Warning, some dude named
"The North" is harrasing anyone that has facts on their sides, do not engage.
Edit 2: Whatever just grab some popcorn or some shit.
Hhhmmm In that universe the Soviet Union won the cold war and the United States collaped along with nato
@mr bleach You mean if we took Russia over after the cold war and did all that?
@mr bleach oh i see, you are a Soviet commander who played a part in bringing down the US, tho im not loyal to any country but id like to congratulate you and your country
@mr bleach for your great victory
@mr bleach yes many great and powerful civilizations have fallen but you have survived and emerged victorious, the world will long remember your glorious triumph
Caught in 4k he is a time traveller
It's like a top player who AFK for a long time, and when he comes back, he finds that his level has fallen behind his old opponent a lot.
Hey usa wanna see me speedrun?
If Russia and the other companies combine. We can be formidable allies
@@КотВасилий-м7н yes
We're getting strong boys, now there are three of us
@@BlueCodesDev count me in
Ussr: *reunites*
Germany: Ah shit, here we go again.
thats east germany
@Tristan Ellis Gaming Hans, hol den Flammenwerfer, die Russen kommen wieder!
Nazi Germany reunites
Ussr : ah shit here we go again
Without the ussr we would have won
@@rome316ae3 Nazi Germany and Ussr become "allies" again. Germany: *MG 42 behind back*
USSR : reunites*
NATO : Blyat
USA says Cyka before NATO says Blyat
What's blyat
@@JadentheOGcarter If you could think about it... even if you to to google translate you will still end up looking for this... чертовски сука which is wrong, it supposed to be сука блять witch means fucking bitch ( sso the point is блять (blyat is just bitch Cause it can't be Fuck because it will just make the word пиздец блять so it's bitch.)
@@emersonadorado8722 oh ty and I did Google translate it
Poland: KURWA !?!
this aged well
How?
@@sjksjs283 russia invaded ukraine
@@trellz5949 when did that happen?
@@UPPERKEES uh...
@@UPPERKEES a few weeks ago like in febuary
*Soviet Union Exists*
America: why do I hear boss music playing??
Soviet union: IM BACK BITCHES
nikolai belinski
Oh no-
@@nikolaibelinski3433 America: Ah shit here we go again
TRI POLOSKI INTENSIFIES
guys im STALIN 2 AND NOW LET,S RUSH B BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Everyone: no one can take Russia
Communists: Fine, *we* will do it *our* selfs
I have seen you before
Hi the communist channel
APOCALYPSE SURVIVOR I love you
World Overview 🇮🇳
☺
4:51 well now we know even more why America hated Communism
Daniel Lukin Because it would make less profit for American capitalist that is the one and only reason the Cold War happened, why everyone in the US gets brainwashed in to thinking Communism is bad and evil.
@@julianmendez4402 because it is
Way of the True God IT is not
Cuz ussr haz lots ov OIL
@Stephen Jenkins hate to give it to you but capitalism killed even more than both of em
Perfect time to get recommended for this
It would be *OUR* Vodka.
Cornerpie Joe *our suicide*
OH GOD
iPhone? No, *Our phone*
GLoBaL we need our vodka...
Not memes anymore,
It will be wewes
if soviet union comes back we will get more memes
yea but we will all die yey
Like Joseph Stalin=joe mama
@@mrplasma7094 ur dum dum, its jour mama
The judge tell his friend:I just heard a very funny politic joke
The friend ask:what’s the joke
The judge replied: are u insane, I just sentence the man who said this joke to jail
Yos
i imagine poland would have a heart attack and ukraine would have several mental breakdowns and flashbacks
You forgot to mention that the US would throw a temper tantrum.
@EL3KTRIK really? That's how bad the current government is? That's quite interesting, I thought Poland had been doing alright the last few years (a lot better than other European countries *cough cough* Britain) but I guess polish politics don't get covered in britain
@@TheGamingAirCon , EL3KTRIK doesn't speak for the Polish people, he/she/it only speaks for itself........there are some avowed Polish communist, but they're in the minority..........EL3KTRIK can move to Cuba or North Korea if it likes communism so much.
Wow... This is my most liked comment... At 45 likes... *Sad times*
@@rgsxyz1105 that's fair, I know that the Soviets commited many atrocities such as waiting for the people's army to be defeated by the German army before going in and pushing the German army out.
I know there are some political differences, but Poland doesn't get covered in the news much, if at all, from my experience, except around VE-day and D-day, hence why I'm not quite sure on what the polish government is like and if it's bad or not.
Bit of an awkward time for this to be recommended
Largest Oil prod-
America : *did someone say Oil?*
Ww3: glorious stalinium vs kapitalist piggies
No. Just No
lol why cant USA invade Russia? they produce shit load of oil today too
@@ded2946 do you even realise what could a war declaration do nowadays, with all the nuclear weaponry china, russia and USA have?
@@ded2946 bruh
"Just 6970 nukes"
#worldsuperpowerthings
_Just world super power things_
+Emils What makes you think that Russia hasn't yet modernized their nuclear arsenal too? And the vast majority of nuclear warheads of both Russia and the US are from the Cold War due to their insanely high cost to produce and maintain.
Emils Russia has more modern ICBMs than the US.
FUN FACT: this is also a lie.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Lenin%27s_Cabinet
How many Jewish names can you see here?
"Dont do that, dont give me hope"
Eyyy Sebastian Vettel!
@@CaesarAugustus27 давайте восстановим!!!
@Neo Sannyasin China is communist
@Neo Sannyasin Anglia is communist too. So is the FARC
Us
Trump in 2017: I'm the worst president.
Putin in 2022: Hold my vodka...
@@AndreaJohnson-q2g not to mention but in this condition Kim Jong-un is number 1, followed by Biden (2), Xi jinping (3) and Putin (4).
China :Brother glad to see your back.
Nonono China: 😮😨😱😫
America: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *accidentally Nuke's North Korea
*North Korea see's the American Nuke at their capital* North Korea: Welp were fucked *north Korea get's nuked* North Korea: *DED*
Not Really, Because Chinese Anti Soviet Propaganda.
Bro, goot to see ya back, can we have a nice border war again? Can I get to beat Vietnam this time?
You are wrong. It is spelt břøţhēŕ
5:00
USA: *concerned breathing*
More like heavy breathing lol DID SOMEBODY SAY>>> OIL!!!!
Derald Jayson NAH YOU STANKY ASS BICHO I HEARD OIL THAT SHIZ IS MINE
Here we go again, oh shi- *boom*
He Lol
*USSR RETURNS*
Germany: oh, sh** her we go again
You mean *Poland*
@Jerry Quillen you mean Eurasia
You mean around the world
the UwU you mean the solar system
@@WreedTrimmer We mean The Universe
Fuck mate you have no idea how accurate your video just became
I dont think putin wants a socialist stae back.
"The Soviet Union dissolved in 1991"
Me in 2021: Come again?
Pls
Soviet Union in 2022: We're back, Hahahahaha!
@@TK-6843 That would be the greatest news in years
@@xZigZagg Yeah!
Soviet Union in 2022: Time to nuke China for betraying us!
Edit: Also, Cold War will resume!
@@TK-6843 nah rather not😂 Yes and this time the US empire will fall!
USSR : *returns*
USA : *o no*
USSR *_MISS ME?_*
Russia : *_yes_*
Russia is just 🅱️oneless USSR
@@omgscoop5839 GULAG
🇺🇸: (nukes the ussr)
will see товарищи
USSR: *Returns*
USA: “Stop, you have violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!”
Soviet Union: *collapses*
Me: wait that's illegal
Me: Wait come back...
It IS illegal. Soviet constitution had laws about how republic could exit the union, and none among 15 did it right. So, juridically speaking, Union of Soviet Socialist Republics still exists, and 15 countries in it's place are just occupants.
stolen
69 likes, and I’m the 69th.
Nice
@@samsonthebarbarian5593 that is what I'm talking about! Also that СУКА Yeltsin illegaly changed country's name!
Well, this video aged well...
You know who the NPCs are by this same joke appearing hundreds of times
@@B3Band not only have you commented this under every single comment that says this, you made a similar joke an hour later
If the Soviet Union reunited they will help us raid Area 51.
kielbasa man Don’t worry. Emily and Pegasus already destroyed it. Don’t think the CRU will touch that place again.
Well why don’t we start a coup?
I like the way you all think
YeY
*when
Soon Comrades...
Insert user anthem
Gulags included.
The profile picture is slaughtering me more than gulag would
DUH
Hurry up
*Stalin comes back to life*
German Ww2 soldiers: A shit here we go again
Sapnu puas soviet army: you dare oppose *us* mortals?
Ahhh *sigh* Stalin: comes back to life
Russian ww2 soldiers: Ah blyat
Hitler comes back to life: soviet soldiers: ah shit here we go again
Actually yall know nothing about Stal8n. He is a bad war general.
CheesyCoder is that all you know about him?? A bad war general? I bet everyone knows that lmao🤣🤣🤣
This is what gonna happen soon, i like how this got into my recommendeds
1:04 HOW DARE YOU INSULT OUR BELOVED COMRADE PLUTO!
The Blue Turtle WE will find US and Track US down
*USSR returns*
Finland: Ahh, shit here we go again.
Simo Hayha's grandson cleans his sniper rifle
Lauri törni's grandson is cleaning his suomi kp
AND Mannerheim has resurrected from the dead
Voi paska, Taas mennään
@Nguyen Hoang Duc Is East germany and Weste germany
SOVIET UNION REUNITES
INDIA: I HAVE STARTED HEARING ABOUT MY LONG LOST ELDER SISTER
*our brother
Lol
@@bradpitler4524
Why did you have to “correct” him for gender 🤦♀️
@@Hola-8693 idk if he's indian but i heard india is sexists/patriarchal maybe that's the reason he 'corrected' him/her (not to offend or something like that, it's just something I've heard)
@@thespanishinquisition3744
Lots of countries are sexist and a lot of them are in Asia sadly.
youtube recommendations have good timing
*USSR reunited
"U.S.A has left the chat"
Me: confused screaming
USA & NATO Have rejoined the chat
lol
@@ARG0T nah u have no chance
@@theshit3726 yeah sorry but nato would have defeated the soviet union and the Warsaw pact. Case closed
“Where Russian is a majority”
*shows everywhere but most of russia*
that bit of russia is ice
@@yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907 there were forest fires in Siberia this summer, no ice remains.
no one lives there
@Abubeker Omer wtf. Im Siberian, what else. We have cities with more 1m population in Siberia
@Abubeker Omer distance is subjective 😉
USSR reunited*
Pakistan & Afghanistan: "aah shit! Here we go again"
@Faizan Muhammad yes corrected!
Haha. In your dreams bitches
Okay Pakistani.
and the baltics
The US gonna supply al Qa'ida with weapons again
Well this is definitely a weird time to be recommended this
Soon Comrade, soon.
Superfishman 32 comrade, we shall destroy the western spys
Josh Jwillway i dont speak english well okay?
Superfishman 32 yes.
Nein!
I smell communism
It's actually the size of Pluto
*Stallin: this, this does put a smile on my face*
our faces
*OUR FACE*
This reply section is confusing me.
Joseph stalin m
a lot bigger because Russia alone is bigger than Pluto
*SEIZE THE MEMES OF PRODUCTION*
F U N N Y A N D O R I G I N A L
Rohkeli Space
Putin, 2022: "Let's find out."
4:52 Oil? *FBI OPEN UP*
Yes do u know isorrowproduction caus Murcia equals oillll
*cold war 2*
it will difficult for fbi
How the KGB will come to you?
and send you to Gulag
Not So Fast There, We Will Detonate The Nukes If You Take Our Oil, Capitalist Pigs.
BoyfriEND
GirlfriEND
FriEND
Comrade
Only Comrade does not end
Anyone can copy this comment because it is OUR comment
It only ads
Comrade
yes
not funny didnt laugh
Comraid
USSR : **comes back together**
British commonwealth : we can still do better
The British: *recolonizes US and Canada*
@@craftygamer2391 Literally most of the world:Oh shit here we go again
@@DOGSIRrrjf Old World Empires 2: Electric Boogaloo
Lol the world is now 2x powerful than British
@@craftygamer2391 EU be like *insert that OOOOOOHHH SHIIIIIT guy*
What a time to get recommended
Comrade but soviet russia will have the deadliest weapon in history, winter
Ngmg tay to😁
@Árpád Szász 1. Despite the successful gains, Germany was still running out of oil.
2. Hitler hadn't given his millions of men winter clothing (not entirely Hitler's fault tho, since the German high command thought that they'd be able to take out the Soviet Union within 3 months).
3. Most of the terrain in Eastern Europe was messy, and during rains, it would make any kind of movement difficult, with the exception of air.
4. While the winter claimed many lives, the Soviets had another advantage. Stalin called in his soldiers from the Siberian front, specially trained to fight in the winter, and were more prepared for the harsh weather.
5. Considering the fact that Germany and Italy lost most of their territory in Africa, the increase in resistances in their occupied countries (Poland, Yugoslavia, France etc.), it's no real surprise they lost.
@Árpád Szász I highly doubt that Stalin would just give up despite the declared line 'No foot beyond the Volga (river)', and yea, you would be right that the Soviets held the numerical advantage, often trading it for time. No matter if they had taken Stalingrad, or Leningrad, or which ever city, they can still send in more troops. Besides, the D-Day landing was happening soon, giving the Germans another front they have to take care of.
The Germans couldn't deliver the supplies, even if they had taken the Caucasus, there's simply no way they could, the messy roads and geography would make it impossible. Their supply lines were stretched too thin, all Soviets needed to do was to keep on sending men and women to die, until the Germans would run out of ammunition at Stalingrad, then begin a counter-attack, try and guess what happened.
Germany could not win a battle against the Soviets, nor the allies, no matter how.
What a funny and origional joke.
What about the Tzar Bomba blyat?
Earth: is this MY place?
USSR: no this is OUR place.
Good Joke lol
@@Adamdan1sh yes
@@Adamdan1sh yes
Im still here, I never split up!
☭☭☭☭
@@jake.s7065
@@AnshuOP69 No you are dead for decades now and that will stay like this forever for the sake of humanity, get over it.
@@jake.s7065 Yeah and i hate it has much so does that make communism better ? No.
@@jake.s7065 It was only a matter of time before it happens in a not fallen URSS too, Brejnev ruined everything even tho the soviets disagree with that it's true in the long term. The URSS was not living, they were surviving. I don't know if the plan of Gorbatchev to form a sort of socialist/democratic Soviet Union would have been good, but it will never happened. And i like talking with "whens" instead of "Ifs". Especially in this era of Humanity.
Well boys this is happening so let’s see how accurate this is
"All dreams have a meaning"
My dream :
Our dreams
Sleep tight comrades, we shall kill all fascist pigs one day...
Well, then this dream has a very deep meaning
@@sooryan_1018 sure comrade
This isnt funny. tons of people have suffered to this, especially former soviet countries. Many former soviet countries have worked so hard to get back on track, Estonia, for example, has worked extremely hard to become modern and to have a good economy. If the Union returned, it would be horrible
"Soviet Union will be the largest oil producing country"
America : ummm guess it's time to go murica
More like,freedom time
Lol Russia doesn't stand a chance against America even if it's former members United the US has Russia Surrounded on all sides and also had far more advanced machinery and Technology, though I would agree The Soviet Union if reunited again will be a very formidable force
@Satvik Rayal the fuck? Seriously RUSSIA HAS MORE ALLIES THEN US?! LMFAO you educate your self Russian only has about 15 allies including it's former Soviet states while US has many friendly ties with most of the world and maintains supremacy in different organization together US has about 52 Allies and US doesn't even need them to destroy Russia they have more carriers then rest of the world the world largest air force and at second it's Navy's Airforce Their Defense Budgets OutNumbers the next 26 countries combined including Russia and China and US also has it's enemies surrounded on all fronts with 800 bases acroos the world and it's soldiers are the most experiences and well-equipped fighting force they are many more fields in which America is far ahead of the world but i will mention only these ones
@Satvik Rayal lol how can you be so illiterate, NO US , UK never did make an alliance to attack India I'm Indian it was only Pakistan and China and Indian Govt. Wants to be closer to US than Russia to get some new tech and stuff
@Satvik Rayal lmfao who are you to teach me? And who the fuck told you that US and UK joined together to attack India? I know all the wars India Fought in and how many it won it lost only a single war while winning all the other conflicts also it never started a war on it's own since it's independence
"compared to just 6970 warheads"
ah yes the small small number of 6970 weapons of mass destruction
So close to 6969
Birendra Kumar Behura Ikr, can't we just fire one at north korea. Then we would have 6969, and we won't have to deal with kimmy. Win win
@@patricksedler9697 WW3 is gonna start
Jenneth Benjamin Ehh not really a world war, more like a war with china.
@@patricksedler9697 id say that would most likely start a world war and make the US look way worse in the eyes of the world, north koreans are people
Putin : Good question , lets find out
America: *Is just chillin' watching tv and eating a burger like always*
Britain: *bursts through the door*
America: Woah! What's up pops?
Britain: *panting* ..........He's back........
America: Who do you mean? What's got you so exhausted?
Britain: *looks America in the eye and grips America's shoulders* The USSR...........He's returned..........
America: *eyes widen as he drops his burger, and various household appliances start to malfunction as America's power starts to freak out*
Britain: Who knows what he's planning.........but you need to find out his plans...............
America: *gets power under control* I know..............get the others...............it's time the Allies got together again...........and call a meeting for the world nations..............in the meantime...........I need a talk with my old Arch-Enemy...................
(Meanwhile in a certain Gym in the USSR)
USSR: (wearing a nice, crisp, Russian silk suit) *Is practicing playing darts with a picture of America's face as the dartboard*
General: Sir, there's someone waiting for you in your office.
USSR: *sighs* How many times have I told you to not do that?
General: But sir.....he forced his way in, and refuses to leave.........
USSR: *evily grins* That describes only one nation I know...................It's time I greet an old enemy.............
(USSR walks to his office, Britain is rounding up the Allies and other nations, and America sits in USSR's office, polishing his shotgun with an eagle on his shoulder.)
(Screen fades to black just as USSR opens the door to his office, and a voice starts talking)
Voice: Will America pull the trigger? Will the Allies get back together? Is the USSR planning something? Find out next time, on "Hetalia, but Actually Good"
nice fanfiction
Give meh moore
@@greasytoaster7042 GO TO GULAG
You don't say "Give meh moore"
You say "Give US moore"
@@JustAnotherNamelessGuy u can't GULAG ME I AM NKVD OFFICER GO TO SIBERIA NOW
@@greasytoaster7042 O rly. You did forget that I'm YOUR BABUSHKA im getting the KGB!!!
Everyone: Soviet Union would encompass Russia.
Russia: Well of course I know him, he’s me.
We know him, he's us*
FleshCan actually us is correct it wasn’t only Russia
Apo 58 no but all the nations that got shit out of the USSR are also called Russia
@Apo 58 wooooooooooosh
OdstKick ??
"If you crossbreed potatoes with AK-47's the rest will take care of itself"
- Life Of Boris
This one aged like a fine wine🍷
“This pandemic will make Russia go back 30 years in all aspects”
Russia: 30...years...?
*Russia’s flag turns red and a hammer and a sickle appears
*Nervous sweating
now 30 years will take u back to russian federations 1st year
@@fckcats5039 Holy Shit we are old now man!
@@abhinavmohabe6808 2
lol i find it kinda funny how no one knows that the Russia SFSR flag wasn't really completely red, it was blue on the left and red on the right with a hammer and sickle on the top left.
Ukraine SSR's flag was basically exactly the same just that the blue portion was on the bottom and the red potion on the top.
literally everyone is so ignorant that they actually think that during the times of the Soviet Union all members of the union had the same exact red flag with hammer and sickle in the middle, its pretty funny lol
@@HoLDoN4Sec it might as well have been one flag, the members had no sovereignty.
- Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up.
- Nyet! That’s what we wanted you to think, hahahahahaha!
Simpsons xD
Hugo Bernard love that episode
That's from The Simpsons isn't it?
Nice progress))
It's "Net", not "Nyet"
I say we call it a Soviet Reunion
how about no?
ba-dum tish
*Seinfield Bass*
Benny Boy STOP DATS TOO PUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
Benny Boy bu dum tst
This is one of my favorite RUclips videos ever
RealLifeLore: What if the USSR reunited today?
SOVIET UNION NATIONAL ANTHEM INTENSIFIES
Top ten anime returns
u mean Season 2
Ded meme
lol hyperscrew he wrote it 3 months ago lmfao
oh shit lel
lol hyperscrew I still say that meme lol
Top ten band reunions of all time
What perfect timing for this to be in my recommended.