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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @chrisf217
    @chrisf217 8 месяцев назад +3909

    No enforcement needed. They identified as unguilty.

    • @roywempor8395
      @roywempor8395 8 месяцев назад +14

      I identify you as guilty

    • @eliben4066
      @eliben4066 8 месяцев назад +15

      @@roywempor8395yeah same. People named Chris are too privileged and don’t even know it. Then they name a show about how everyone hates them, like no, you don’t get to play the victim here, you’ve had enough representation. We need more Josh representation

    • @Necromonger69
      @Necromonger69 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@eliben4066 You speak the truth my woke socialist comrade

    • @XANDER_REED
      @XANDER_REED 7 месяцев назад +13

      Well how can you convict somebody that identifies as innocent, that would be showing intolerance.

    • @GregoryKupershmidt
      @GregoryKupershmidt 7 месяцев назад +2

      As funny as sad

  • @Phoenixesper1
    @Phoenixesper1 9 месяцев назад +6818

    Carlin warned us.... the more syllabels and words used to describe a simple thing, the more humanity is stripped from the species.

    • @Freemelon07
      @Freemelon07 9 месяцев назад +153

      Operational exhaustion.

    • @TayWoode
      @TayWoode 9 месяцев назад +114

      Haha I saw that clip, he even joked about fat people being called people of size before it became the normal phrase

    • @CDWCAULDRON
      @CDWCAULDRON 9 месяцев назад +40

      Gorge Carlin some where Laughing at us Now and I can Hear Him.
      the state by state freak prison sounds Good Now right ?

    • @arnijulian6241
      @arnijulian6241 9 месяцев назад

      Do keep in mind most socialists are so ridiculous they hold these political talking points yet usually have never read Marx's work that has it's origins in the political mess that is the French revolution that gave way to continental political theory for a start.
      I miss when British politics was the norm but you would need to be literate to understand that for a start to read the classic trio empiricists to even get a grasp.
      People get involved in governance or have to have an opinion yet have no idea what they are on about in the slightest!

    • @kinggrooms7473
      @kinggrooms7473 9 месяцев назад +23

      All hail the great Carlin 😮

  • @lagaul5124
    @lagaul5124 9 месяцев назад +2282

    He just melted her brain at the end. Her expression was perfect. Good comedy.

    • @Edi_J
      @Edi_J 9 месяцев назад +67

      It would be a comedy if it wasn't the harsh reality.

    • @JohnJ469
      @JohnJ469 8 месяцев назад +25

      I have to agree. It was great acting, you could almost see the hamster fainting.

    • @0ntimetaiment921
      @0ntimetaiment921 8 месяцев назад +2

      Would have been a lot funnier if he had just walked away the moment she said the assailant was white. This way it was extremely predictable, as most political comedy is.

    • @scottrussell2281
      @scottrussell2281 8 месяцев назад +11

      It would be funnier if it wasn't as close to reality as it is.

    • @scottrussell2281
      @scottrussell2281 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@JohnJ469 LMAO!!! I LOVE this. You sir, win the internet today! LOL

  • @apunkygal
    @apunkygal 4 месяца назад +1113

    As someone who hasn't English as first language, hearing "they" in reference to a singular entity always boggles my mind.

    • @michealfigueroa6325
      @michealfigueroa6325 4 месяца назад

      It is not any better for those of us who did come from Engish speaking from birth "They, them, him, her" nonsence is another attack by the elistist left wing mental cripples of the Demo party

    • @Scorpion-2010
      @Scorpion-2010 4 месяца назад +167

      The moment when you realise that non-native speakers are better than the native ones...

    • @Canalnameyouhappy
      @Canalnameyouhappy 3 месяца назад +95

      Same for me, reading english texts has become such a nuisance.
      The moment I read a "they" I just need to stop, go back, and re-read the paragraph to make sure who the writer is refering to.

    • @Scorpion-2010
      @Scorpion-2010 3 месяца назад +54

      @@Canalnameyouhappy This is really stupid and annoying, I feel you

    • @kar4tube
      @kar4tube 3 месяца назад +54

      Native English speakers can’t tell wth people are talking about either. When I hear ‘they/them’, I’m like, wait, did I miss something? Totally hijacks normal language comprehension

  • @RobRoy1372
    @RobRoy1372 9 месяцев назад +3306

    The actor portraying the police deserves a academy award.

    • @BIGBOSS-bu1jt
      @BIGBOSS-bu1jt 9 месяцев назад +56

      actor?
      I thought this was a COPS episode

    • @lagaul5124
      @lagaul5124 9 месяцев назад +72

      And the girl's expression at the end was perfect.

    • @camus25555
      @camus25555 9 месяцев назад +15

      Police academy 12.

    • @neanda
      @neanda 8 месяцев назад +23

      ​@@camus25555 that's actually a very good idea. they should do a new police academy with having to deal with all this woke madnessm it would funyy af

    • @Dilbert-o5k
      @Dilbert-o5k 8 месяцев назад

      The girl actor needs to put some effort into growing some boobage, or is it a guy?

  • @brookskull1404
    @brookskull1404 8 месяцев назад +623

    Police man started to speak her language 🤣🤣🤣 and left her head goes "error 404" 😂😂😂😂

    • @MuhammadAbdullah-kx3kn
      @MuhammadAbdullah-kx3kn 8 месяцев назад +50

      I identify as a *Trans Financial,* which means that *I am a rich man stuck in a broke man's body,* and that is one of the HARDEST things that I have to deal with in life 😭😭 Now help me in my transition 🤑🤑

    • @morsikpl
      @morsikpl 7 месяцев назад +5

      rather 500 instead of 404...

    • @pravednik1612
      @pravednik1612 Месяц назад +1

      @@morsikpl 502

    • @YashuCosGaming
      @YashuCosGaming Месяц назад +2

      why not police woman started to speak his language, and left his head goes ...aaaaa my head going 404 writing this

  • @constancemajchrzak9472
    @constancemajchrzak9472 9 месяцев назад +2278

    WHY is she going to the cops if "they" want to defund the police? 😮😅

    • @americandissident9062
      @americandissident9062 9 месяцев назад

      Good one. Though the serious answer is that they actually LOOOOOVE cops, as long as the cops are persecuting their enemies. The Wokies absolutely worship the FBI when they’re censoring conservatives. They love the ATF when they take guns away from gun owners. They only pretend to hate cops when it’s politically expedient. Cops are a tool of the state. Armed agents who generally just follow any and all orders they’re given. There were no mass resignations of police across the nation when they received orders to close churches and arrest worshippers. The wokies cheered for the police when they did those things. They only “hate” cops when there is some racial or social point to be made. The leftists worship big government power as a default of their social-political ideology. This is basic communism 101. They can’t hate the police. They can use them, and by hating or loving them at different points, that’s what they’re doing. They’re using the police. This is why I find it strange that older conservatives love cops so much as well. That’s a commie thing. But most conservatives and leftists aren’t very different, they both love the big nanny state. They just want THEIR political sports all team to be the one running it.

    • @flyoverkid55
      @flyoverkid55 9 месяцев назад +267

      The police are always wrong, until the crime happens to Wendy Woke.

    • @jeffholt9437
      @jeffholt9437 9 месяцев назад +123

      It's called cognitive dissonance.....

    • @incurableromantic4006
      @incurableromantic4006 9 месяцев назад +93

      As the mostly peaceful protests taught us - they scream for police anytime they think they can use them to their own advantage.

    • @ManOfMonism
      @ManOfMonism 9 месяцев назад +15

      Oh, that's only for other people. Assuming their gender is a criminal offence nowadays. Be careful!

  • @douglasmonroe7417
    @douglasmonroe7417 5 месяцев назад +367

    Perfect response. The cop was like I ain't having non of this.

  • @mouttremblay6828
    @mouttremblay6828 8 месяцев назад +4402

    I used to be woke. The smallest thing would get me triggered. I protested everything that offended me, and demanded it all be cancelled. Read until the end. Finally I outgrew it, and went to preschool. 🤣🤣😂

    • @Mopsie
      @Mopsie 8 месяцев назад +69

      Nice copy pasted comment

    • @videos40058
      @videos40058 8 месяцев назад +54

      YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT OR YOU JUST DONT KNOW WHY PEOPLE DOES THAT? GROU OUT OF THIS BAD HABBIT. @@Mopsie

    • @videos40058
      @videos40058 8 месяцев назад

      DID YOU EVER THOUTH THAT IF THE TOILET IS BREAKING UNDER YOU.... DID YOU IMAGINED THE DAMAGE YOU WILL GET TO YOUR HUGE BUM? THERE GOING TO BE ALOT OF SHARP LIKE BLADES EDGES AND JUST IMAGINE WHAT CAN YOU DO YOU YOUR ASS.

    • @celinreyes1983
      @celinreyes1983 8 месяцев назад +15

      😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @avarion9538
      @avarion9538 8 месяцев назад +8

      and how many did you offend with your wokeness, hmmm? 😡

  • @bowieupland6112
    @bowieupland6112 9 месяцев назад +8110

    They should have never been allowed to vote.

    • @Thor_b
      @Thor_b 9 месяцев назад +95

      💀👌🏽

    • @redcell9636
      @redcell9636 9 месяцев назад

      Repeal the 19th

    • @solidvsnake
      @solidvsnake 9 месяцев назад +170

      It was rigged from the start

    • @rcnelson
      @rcnelson 9 месяцев назад +291

      They? He? She? It? Be more specific.

    • @bowieupland6112
      @bowieupland6112 9 месяцев назад +86

      @@solidvsnake
      Bet you the tunnel-diggers, rigged that too.

  • @vat6989
    @vat6989 3 месяца назад +71

    the sickness of cultural marxism explained in this clip.

    • @sorkinquinzel
      @sorkinquinzel Месяц назад +2

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  • @RedVandal626
    @RedVandal626 9 месяцев назад +2958

    I love the transracial argument it totally pokes a hole in their logic

    • @FreelancerWashington
      @FreelancerWashington 9 месяцев назад +226

      But... But... THAT'S DIFFERENT!

    • @dawnfire82
      @dawnfire82 9 месяцев назад +60

      Is it their logic.

    • @johnwong5317
      @johnwong5317 9 месяцев назад

      Already a story about trans-racial women who think she was Black and now she gets cancel by the alphabet groups.

    • @VegetoStevieD
      @VegetoStevieD 9 месяцев назад +188

      They don't care about logic or hypocrisy. It actually doesn't matter if you make a clever argument.

    • @viktoriyaserebryakov2755
      @viktoriyaserebryakov2755 9 месяцев назад +173

      It doesn't because they don't adhere to logic. Whatever suits their interests is the truth.

  • @princez413
    @princez413 9 месяцев назад +1102

    Simplicity is truth.
    As a species we have regressed.

    • @89playstation65
      @89playstation65 9 месяцев назад +32

      No the radical left has regressed. We are progressing. We just need to wait to make our move.

    • @CDWCAULDRON
      @CDWCAULDRON 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@89playstation65 Or we could do what Gorge Carlin suggested.
      hand out selfie sticks.
      1 years it will sort itself out !

    • @a64738
      @a64738 9 месяцев назад

      The regression is 100% deliberate on purpose and it is part of "the great reset" ruining modern society so they later can "save us" with their NWO world government.

    • @sploofmcsterra4786
      @sploofmcsterra4786 9 месяцев назад +13

      @@89playstation65 "Caveman no likey big word. CAVEMAN SMASH. Smashy always fix"

    • @samwisethebrave288
      @samwisethebrave288 9 месяцев назад +7

      "We"? Leave me out of it.😅

  • @glennreeve9686
    @glennreeve9686 9 месяцев назад +397

    I'm surprised she didn't pull him up for saying "Maam".

    • @MR-nl8xr
      @MR-nl8xr 8 месяцев назад +7

      Upon hearing the first 2 sentences of a "victims" statement, LEA's should treat calls like this just the way this skit ended.

    • @ps4games164
      @ps4games164 8 месяцев назад +10

      Yeah the nightmare would start even with this.

    • @acdcjor
      @acdcjor Месяц назад +4

      IT'S MA'AM!

  • @gameplayer1980
    @gameplayer1980 2 месяца назад +23

    Trust me. All this PR politeness goes out the window when reporting an actual crime. They are such hypocrites

  • @josephwarra5043
    @josephwarra5043 9 месяцев назад +321

    "Beauty fades, Skills dull, Knowledge is forgotten, but STUPID is FOREVER!" -- MR

    • @TheRhalf
      @TheRhalf 9 месяцев назад +7

      Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the far future, there is only WOKE

    • @nocomment6421
      @nocomment6421 9 месяцев назад

      I mean right wing people are the litteral opposite. Sometimes i wonder If it just is a coincidence If the people either cant see by the genitals in their pants if they are male or female OR struggle with skin colour and Religion to decide their or others abilites and habits by prejudging everyone unfairly and overestimate themself.

    • @oledennis6918
      @oledennis6918 8 месяцев назад

      You CAN fix stupid just ask a liberal. They'll tell you they have a solution, but need to tax the smart.

    • @patrickcoughlin-qj9uk
      @patrickcoughlin-qj9uk 26 дней назад

      Ya can't fix stupid , even with duck tape . John Wayne .

  • @recht_voor_zijn_raap5506
    @recht_voor_zijn_raap5506 9 месяцев назад +1878

    When satire becomes reality.
    We have hit rock bottom.

    • @NTJedi
      @NTJedi 9 месяцев назад +64

      She was missing the nose ring, face tattoo, blue hair yet the rest was close to accurate.

    • @thorham1346
      @thorham1346 9 месяцев назад +9

      Rock bottom? You forget how bad it was in the past.

    • @ahcapella
      @ahcapella 8 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@NTJedi Also, she didn’t use _up-speak,_ the verbal inflection that makes Gen Y-ers sound as if they’re constantly asking questions, while actually making statements. “I had just eaten this vegan dinner? and it was really bad? miso tofu? and there was this coconut-bacon on top?”

    • @markusfreund6961
      @markusfreund6961 8 месяцев назад +21

      @@thorham1346 Enlighten us. How bad was it?

    • @markusfreund6961
      @markusfreund6961 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@ahcapella No voice-frizz, either. The actress still sold it IMO.

  • @kevincaruthers5412
    @kevincaruthers5412 9 месяцев назад +241

    Waiting to see how many people are offended.
    :)

    • @boedilllard5952
      @boedilllard5952 9 месяцев назад +56

      Why do you assume they identify as peoeple!? Hashtag triggerred!

    • @Ananonymousguy-nk9oj
      @Ananonymousguy-nk9oj 9 месяцев назад

      @@boedilllard5952True, many identify as animals (spoiler alert: They aren't)

    • @anonydun82fgoog35
      @anonydun82fgoog35 9 месяцев назад +36

      "It has been brought to my attention that I have offended some of you. I am truly sorry for this, as my intention was to offend all of you"

    • @TheLeebo1962
      @TheLeebo1962 9 месяцев назад +16

      not me. i haven't been told what to be offended by today, so i don't know if this qualifies or not. i need to call my life woke coach now, before i have a breakdown from not knowing.

    • @FlyGuy2000
      @FlyGuy2000 9 месяцев назад

      @@boedilllard5952This, I am literally shaking right now.

  • @mrmac6356
    @mrmac6356 3 месяца назад +20

    "Ma'am do you want us to find your attacker?" ..........
    "I think its more important that you don't hurt their feelings?"

  • @SodiumSyndicate
    @SodiumSyndicate 6 месяцев назад +1101

    When I was a kid in the 1990s, you were called 'woke', when you woke up from sleep.

  • @THE_GOONIES_753
    @THE_GOONIES_753 9 месяцев назад +775

    This is not a skit, it's a re-enactment.

    • @BlueRain-xw1gs
      @BlueRain-xw1gs 8 месяцев назад +5

      but for real though, this skit is a copy of Police Officers, but not as good

    • @RealPackCat
      @RealPackCat 8 месяцев назад

      live video replay

    • @QsPracticalNonsense
      @QsPracticalNonsense 8 месяцев назад +5

      I think I saw this on cops last week

    • @dixiefish0173
      @dixiefish0173 8 месяцев назад

      That’s the plot twist 😂

    • @adams3560
      @adams3560 8 месяцев назад +2

      Can’t be a re-enactment if it never happened.

  • @samj1185
    @samj1185 8 месяцев назад +4108

    I'm old enough to remember when what we now call 'woke' was simply called 'dumb'.

    • @tomasom4497
      @tomasom4497 8 месяцев назад +286

      I must be older than you. In my day, we called that emotionally disturbed and properly treated it as a mental health issue.

    • @rotciv1492
      @rotciv1492 8 месяцев назад +39

      It is better to have a sepparate word for when being dumb is socially encouraged.

    • @odinata
      @odinata 8 месяцев назад +38

      "Woke" is simply a new term for "politically correct", which is just an attempt to insult people who don't think like you.

    • @tomasom4497
      @tomasom4497 8 месяцев назад +88

      @@odinata No, it's not an attempt, It's an actual insult. Stop trying to sound intellectually superior while defending the weak-minded. It's not working.

    • @sivaratnamasabaratnam8946
      @sivaratnamasabaratnam8946 8 месяцев назад +65

      ​@@odinataPolitical correctness is hippocrisy!

  • @joesmith1574
    @joesmith1574 9 месяцев назад +141

    That last bit stumped her good. This society will get to this soon enough, if it hasn’t already.

    • @korbell1089
      @korbell1089 9 месяцев назад +8

      I present Rachel Dolezal to you.🤣🤣

    • @Guardian582
      @Guardian582 9 месяцев назад +6

      its already here

    • @mdredheadguy1979
      @mdredheadguy1979 9 месяцев назад +7

      Dude!
      America is already at this point!

    • @mrkiky
      @mrkiky 8 месяцев назад

      I think it's already been years since that British guy became "trans-Korean" and then trans youtubers started saying "ugh, you can't be transracial that's just stupid, btw I'm a woman with a penis". And people interviewed on the street on "why can't a white person transition to black" and saying "no, because it's your DNA" but having a penis is not in your DNA. So yea we're definitely past that point.

    • @mikeismisty
      @mikeismisty 8 месяцев назад

      What point? What's happening?

  • @domassinkevicius88
    @domassinkevicius88 4 месяца назад +47

    its was just an act of wealth re-distribution. she "shared" her belongings.

  • @The-Contractor
    @The-Contractor 9 месяцев назад +376

    Hilarious!! Her face at the end. Priceless. Solid acting all the way around. Liked and Subscribed.

    • @Revick_Revas
      @Revick_Revas 9 месяцев назад +10

      Woke XP has stopped working.

    • @BlueRain-xw1gs
      @BlueRain-xw1gs 8 месяцев назад

      Hilarious? this skit is a copy, but worse. Watch Police Officers by Superwog1. far better. you've subbed to stolen jokes

    • @Hardin9
      @Hardin9 7 месяцев назад

      This parody has no humor value because it makes no sense, it's equating different subject matters that have no relevance to each other, the first 30 seconds of it shredded its credibility.

    • @smokinpoppin
      @smokinpoppin 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Hardin9 it's not suppose to make sense they are literally trolling people who think this way if you had a shred of common sense you would know that already

    • @Hardin9
      @Hardin9 6 месяцев назад

      @@smokinpoppin Try re reading my comment, I specifically said it's equating different subject matters that are mutually exclusive to each other, and I argued that the first 30 seconds is an example, the first 30 seconds destroyed the parody's credibility.

  • @It_Puts_The_Lotion_On_Its_Skin
    @It_Puts_The_Lotion_On_Its_Skin 9 месяцев назад +87

    All the criminals are rubbing their hands like birdman.

    • @drahcirnevarc9152
      @drahcirnevarc9152 9 месяцев назад +16

      *birdperson
      Sorry. I do apologise.
      *birdperoffspring

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 8 месяцев назад

      Criminals: *_"It's freeee real estate~."_* 🙏

  • @scottrussell2281
    @scottrussell2281 8 месяцев назад +132

    I'm reminded of Ron White when he went into a diatribe of how all the things you can change surgically to look how you want to look, "but you can't fix stupid".

  • @jamesmcdonnell5566
    @jamesmcdonnell5566 4 месяца назад +151

    I will NEVER, EVER refer to a solitary person as 'THEY'.

    • @musicalcharge
      @musicalcharge 3 месяца назад +25

      Of course you'll use they/them. We do it all the time when we ACTUALLY don't know whether it's a man or woman. "Honey, someone's at the door." "Tell them I'll be right there."
      The only time it's weird is when everyone knows exactly who you're talking about. "Honey, Bob's at the door." "Tell him I'll be right there."

    • @kladius8045
      @kladius8045 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@aaronlegg911 most of time I use "that person" too but like the comment below you, I sometimes use they/them for person or people I don't know specific amount or finer details about who they are. If I know who it is, I would just use he/she as usual.

    • @VongolaSekundes
      @VongolaSekundes 3 месяца назад +3

      @@musicalcharge tell "them" i'll be right there is because generally people don't know how many people are there.

    • @musicalcharge
      @musicalcharge 3 месяца назад +1

      @@VongolaSekundes Someone is singular. Your wife has opened the door, sees an individual she doesn't know, and says, "someone is at the door for you." "Tell them I'll be right there."

    • @musicalcharge
      @musicalcharge 3 месяца назад +2

      @@VongolaSekundes or, back in the days of the house phone, your wife answers the phone and says, "Honey, it's for you." "Tell them I'll be right there."
      This is before speaker phone, so it can't possibly be more than one person on the line.

  • @PolkRidgeAesthete
    @PolkRidgeAesthete 8 месяцев назад +117

    That last moment means everything. Bravo!!!!!

    • @MR-nl8xr
      @MR-nl8xr 8 месяцев назад +4

      This is how all LEA's should respond, after hearing they first 3 statements of a person like this.
      They deserve what they tolerate.

    • @MR-nl8xr
      @MR-nl8xr 8 месяцев назад +3

      I made 1 comment before this one, if it's missing, you know Y.

  • @scipher99
    @scipher99 7 месяцев назад +387

    The look at the end was priceless. You can literally see the BSOD error in real-time on her facial expression. Great skit.

    • @ayouxy
      @ayouxy 4 месяца назад +5

      The "should I be offended?" Face goes crazy

    • @cygnus6623
      @cygnus6623 3 месяца назад +1

      Exact same thing I was thinking...still wiping the tears from my eyes...needed a good laugh to start Monday!

  • @Unmannedair
    @Unmannedair 8 месяцев назад +88

    Damn girl... You're a really knockout actor. Gave me instant flashbacks to my ex. 😂
    A good actor can play a role, a great actor can make you feel something, but an epic actor can make you hate them. 😅👍
    Nailed it.

    • @NostalgiaforInfinity
      @NostalgiaforInfinity 7 месяцев назад +1

      "actor"
      Are you trying to be gender neutral towards "them"?

    • @kent6651
      @kent6651 6 месяцев назад

      @@NostalgiaforInfinity is that really a bad thing?

    • @jesustovar2549
      @jesustovar2549 5 месяцев назад

      Name Epic Actors.

  • @carl13220
    @carl13220 5 месяцев назад +15

    I'm conducting a serious investigation..."Serious" is the key word here 🤣😂

  • @malekodesouza7255
    @malekodesouza7255 8 месяцев назад +639

    I retired from LE after 26 years…you have no idea how accurate this is…

    • @dannylojkovic5205
      @dannylojkovic5205 7 месяцев назад +13

      People would actually not give you information in a specific manner?

    • @malekodesouza7255
      @malekodesouza7255 6 месяцев назад

      @@dannylojkovic5205 yep. Especially, after the GF riots. The virtue signaling was off the charts. White-liberal guilt is a bitch.

    • @malekodesouza7255
      @malekodesouza7255 6 месяцев назад +61

      @@dannylojkovic5205 yep. Especially after the GF riots. White-liberal guilt must suck. We had victims with “BLM” signs all over who were victimized by blacks and just couldn’t wrap their heads around it. It was pathetic.

    • @malekodesouza7255
      @malekodesouza7255 6 месяцев назад

      @@dannylojkovic5205 I tried answering you but YT keeps deleting it. Fucking commies.

    • @Luis-rp2lm
      @Luis-rp2lm 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@malekodesouza7255stop lying. I live in LA and people don’t ask for pronouns and people still even use the word bundle of sticks

  • @bransag23
    @bransag23 8 месяцев назад +948

    She never told him it was okay to call her ma'am😡!
    😂😂😂

    • @Dnr381
      @Dnr381 5 месяцев назад +61

      Are you just assuming the officer's gender too? What if they identify as a 1942 Panzer IV tank? 😂

    • @goranmilic442
      @goranmilic442 5 месяцев назад

      This video shows how anti-woke people don't understand what woke actually is.

    • @SomethingWong-f9w
      @SomethingWong-f9w 3 месяца назад +8

      @@Dnr381 Hello Panzer IV, I identify myself as a Porsche Tiger and/or U boat.

    • @pirate418
      @pirate418 3 месяца назад

      ​@@SomethingWong-f9whello U bot. I identify myself as kamikaze pilot.

    • @danek_hren
      @danek_hren 3 месяца назад

      ​​@@SomethingWong-f9w if you really are, you better run cuz mесhаnоphiles aren't sleeping.

  • @sunso1991
    @sunso1991 8 месяцев назад +127

    she should be proud that she involuntarily donated to a less fortunate person,
    from the sound of it, that person had a healing experience and hopefully on the road to recovery
    or maybe they can just come back to find her again later if they still need more money and healing

    • @GhostForce-yd5nx
      @GhostForce-yd5nx 8 месяцев назад +4

      That jacket has to be worth at least one hit on the pipe to the less fortunate?

    • @thac0twenty377
      @thac0twenty377 8 месяцев назад +3

      that's what Jesus would do

  • @thegt
    @thegt 4 месяца назад +3

    This is brilliant on so many levels. Thank you. We all need this nowadays.

  • @pathfinder9759
    @pathfinder9759 9 месяцев назад +50

    The ending is fantastic. She was completely caught off guard.

  • @chrisbancs22
    @chrisbancs22 9 месяцев назад +69

    Close, but not quite Crazy enough to represent what's actually going on in America.👍

    • @Thurgosh_OG
      @Thurgosh_OG 8 месяцев назад +5

      Really? looks pretty accurate for the big cities.

    • @Tengu125
      @Tengu125 8 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@Thurgosh_OG
      I think OP meant that it's even *worse* in real life.

  • @DurantLancy
    @DurantLancy 8 месяцев назад +326

    "Confuse them with their own bullshit" - Some smart person

  • @brianstuntman4368
    @brianstuntman4368 6 месяцев назад +14

    Brilliant! Exposes the truth of why we shouldn't tolerate such nonsense. You don't get to identify yourself. Other people identify you, based on what they can observe.

  • @GSpotter63
    @GSpotter63 8 месяцев назад +176

    The reason this is so funny is because it's accurate.
    It is very hard to live in reality when you refuse to accept any of it.

    • @Amghannam
      @Amghannam 8 месяцев назад +1

      Thank God I don't live in the West. People are still normal here.

    • @GSpotter63
      @GSpotter63 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@Amghannam
      Where is here? Perhaps I should move...

    • @Amghannam
      @Amghannam 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@GSpotter63 In Egypt, but then you are sacrificing it by living in a poor country and having no money 🤷‍♀

    • @JohnCena-le1jj
      @JohnCena-le1jj 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@GSpotter63Poland

    • @toooydoeur
      @toooydoeur Месяц назад

      @@GSpotter63 the fact you think it is says a lot about you

  • @roys8870
    @roys8870 9 месяцев назад +505

    Woke people should not report any "crime". It is so racist and unbecoming of their wokeness. If they get mugged or raped, they should just give in, relax, and try to enjoy the experience as to avoid any drama.

    • @bugwar5545
      @bugwar5545 9 месяцев назад +25

      Yep.

    • @kompak
      @kompak 9 месяцев назад +70

      I don't know if they know what crime is at this point actually... Their mind has been abused so much, they wouldn't recognize right from wrong.

    • @andyman8630
      @andyman8630 9 месяцев назад +24

      @@kompak
      nor right from left, mistaking directions for political affiliations

    • @jamescollins3647
      @jamescollins3647 9 месяцев назад

      Unless the perp is a white man, of course.

    • @bailey9r
      @bailey9r 9 месяцев назад +29

      Because if they appear to not enjoy it they might hurt the attackers already obviously hurt ego! ;

  • @cheese1ak
    @cheese1ak 9 месяцев назад +188

    It's not a comedy sketch, it's a documentary 😅

    • @BlueRain-xw1gs
      @BlueRain-xw1gs 8 месяцев назад +3

      no, its a copy of an actual funny video. do yourself a favour and search Police Officers by superwog1. (which this channel sole the script from). which is far more funny than this poor effort

    • @cheese1ak
      @cheese1ak 8 месяцев назад +1

      @BlueRain-xw1gs cool, I'll check it out, thanks!

    • @chrisbow1776
      @chrisbow1776 8 месяцев назад +3

      They need to make part two of the prothetic documentary known as Idiocracy, but now they need to include all this woke ID politics nonsense in it. If you have not seen that film, its stupid but funny and does show our future.

    • @skywatcher3133
      @skywatcher3133 8 месяцев назад

      Surely not ?? They have to be actors- there can't be people as dumb as that girl!

  • @AaronStarkLinux
    @AaronStarkLinux 5 месяцев назад +20

    Imagine wasting all the public money to serve these people who are constantly confusing everyone with their new rules and needs that only affect 1% of the citizens, but they are so noisy about that we are making them a priority.

  • @stevedenis8292
    @stevedenis8292 9 месяцев назад +143

    I'm ashamed that she did not accept that they were empowering themselves by showing off their thing bits . In fact she seems to be very phobic and several of the ist's . I should get a gold metal for the mental gymnastics I just preformed. Sarcasm is fun.

    • @anshadedavana
      @anshadedavana 9 месяцев назад +8

      Excuse me, did you just assumed that person's gender?. How dare you to assume that thing is a female?.

    • @G00dhum0rmanforever
      @G00dhum0rmanforever 9 месяцев назад +7

      Your sarcasm is their truth. That’s scary!

    • @stevedenis8292
      @stevedenis8292 9 месяцев назад

      @@anshadedavana Good point . I guess the moral of the story is that it should not matter way other people think of you it does not diminish your self value. Unless you have no self value and need constant reaffirmation from others.

    • @gwouru
      @gwouru 9 месяцев назад +1

      a gold metal? Is there more than one gold metal?
      I think you mean a gold medal. Learn the difference. Especially if you're going to play word games.

    • @stevedenis8292
      @stevedenis8292 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@gwouru How dare you not recognize the different forms of gold.

  • @immikeurnot
    @immikeurnot 9 месяцев назад +60

    "Housed people steal stuff, too!"
    "Not really."

    • @cpK054L
      @cpK054L 9 месяцев назад +7

      Section 8 people steal stuff

    • @timonsolus
      @timonsolus 9 месяцев назад +9

      Actually they do. Stealing packages off people’s doorsteps is becoming a pastime for many Americans with homes and cars.

    • @Mantixion
      @Mantixion 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@timonsolus True that

  • @pastormartinez4676
    @pastormartinez4676 9 месяцев назад +82

    Thousands of years of evolution and social studies,cultural education,science development and political interaction and this is where we are!!!🤦
    These youth are our bright future 😬

    • @JosephHandibode
      @JosephHandibode 9 месяцев назад

      what happens when let liberals decide society norms. liberals hate everyone so do you think we should let them decide norms?

    • @pathfinder9759
      @pathfinder9759 9 месяцев назад +3

      The future is as bright as a night light.

    • @wlonsdale1
      @wlonsdale1 9 месяцев назад

      NO, we haven't evolved. We're still humans. We're not some new species.

    • @ohnoslomo
      @ohnoslomo Месяц назад

      They've been brainwashed into hating wh1tes by the other people they hate😂

  • @jonl1783
    @jonl1783 5 месяцев назад +3

    This popped in my feed, and so I did the responsible thing by coming to see the comment section and it has not disappointed me.

  • @rcnelson
    @rcnelson 9 месяцев назад +44

    No wonder she can't answer the question. "Specific" has the same root as "species," and we all know there's no such identifiable thing as species since we can be anything we choose to be.

    • @theunknowngamer5477
      @theunknowngamer5477 9 месяцев назад

      A virus of derangement claims gender and race are a social construct.
      The problem is not the insult from insanity, it is how to disable control.

  • @williamreilly2567
    @williamreilly2567 9 месяцев назад +24

    So on point, except she never used the word "like"; during a 2 minute conversation I'd expect that her to say it AT LEAST 20 times.

    • @RichardHandcock-w2o
      @RichardHandcock-w2o 8 месяцев назад +1

      As a teacher once explained to me... It ISN'T like something - it IS something!!

    • @suran396
      @suran396 4 месяца назад +2

      Or "literally. " I literally didn't hear her say that even once.

  • @rontheoracle
    @rontheoracle 9 месяцев назад +24

    Can't explain "idiotic experience" better than she does. 👍👍

  • @KurtAngle89
    @KurtAngle89 5 месяцев назад +5

    THIS IS PURE GENIUS
    AND SUCH PRODUCTION VALUE!

  • @taravati181
    @taravati181 9 месяцев назад +64

    If this wasnt really how things are going right now it might actually be funny but it just made me more depressed 😢

  • @marvelstark3797
    @marvelstark3797 9 месяцев назад +24

    as what ricky gervais have said in his joke "being woke is a waste of time" 😂

  • @ChristyReeseNoJohnyNonsense
    @ChristyReeseNoJohnyNonsense 8 месяцев назад +21

    Spot on.
    Those who have you believe in absurdities will have you commit atrocities
    Voltaire

    • @MercilessIdiot
      @MercilessIdiot 7 месяцев назад

      Just to ask, when do they ever say Anthony about the thief's beliefs? Because so far the only true atrocity i've seen, excerpt for this comment section of course, is the robbery itself...

  • @cygnus6623
    @cygnus6623 3 месяца назад +1

    That ending was too funny! brought tears to my eyes! 🙂 The look on her face was Priceless! Thank you both for acting out the reality/insanity of today's crazy world.

  • @iam0verl0rd63
    @iam0verl0rd63 8 месяцев назад +52

    That bit at the end with his Exit-look was priceless.

  • @Fallout_Survivor
    @Fallout_Survivor 8 месяцев назад +25

    Plot twist she was not robbed she just pissed of "they" so much she got beaten lmfao

  • @RaZoRBeLtRaN
    @RaZoRBeLtRaN 9 месяцев назад +12

    Damn he broke her with that last statement 😅😂😂😂

  • @bethanyjayva70
    @bethanyjayva70 Месяц назад +1

    I thought the "woke girl" was Maria from Silent Hill for a second ngl lmao.

    • @ilefidoznoctrite66
      @ilefidoznoctrite66 28 дней назад

      I didn’t think about that when I was watching this but you’re right. She looks just like Maria from Silent Hill 2. Even how she dresses lol.

  • @youtold7727
    @youtold7727 7 месяцев назад +69

    Some years ago there was a woman running for office in nyc and she said that if she’s elected if you’re a victim of a crime you cannot describe your assailant as black, Mexican, Asian or whatever you will not be racist in your report.
    How would you know who was responsible if you can’t say what person assaulted you?! What hurts is she might’ve got elected today in these crazy times.

    • @baguettelauncher8839
      @baguettelauncher8839 4 месяца назад

      no reports were filled, it means no crimes happened ...

    • @Victorvondoom9159
      @Victorvondoom9159 4 месяца назад +10

      Absolutely insane

    • @stevedallas4942
      @stevedallas4942 3 месяца назад +3

      I actually see that in my local crime reports. The newspaper in particular has been doing that for about 14/15 years, maybe 16. "Police are looking for a male in his 20s"
      Well that narrows it down doesn't it?

    • @youtold7727
      @youtold7727 3 месяца назад


      Pure lunacy and you couldn’t teach them their the error of their ways in a million years. They don’t want to be labeled a racist for arresting the person responsible for the crime.

    • @jonidoe-m5k
      @jonidoe-m5k 2 месяца назад

      In finland in news if they dont say it was a black man, it was a black man. they always blame whites first xD

  • @pavlovshouse77
    @pavlovshouse77 9 месяцев назад +10

    I must say I love documentaries like this, that can get such honest in your face slices of reality.

  • @nunziocombattelli6311
    @nunziocombattelli6311 8 месяцев назад +22

    I’ve never seen your channel before but YT recommended it and I’m glad I clicked! This was hilarious 😂

  • @purydango
    @purydango 21 день назад

    That exactly is the point. Identity is private matter, but the language serves the purpose to communicate efficiently

  • @FrankBelluardo759
    @FrankBelluardo759 7 месяцев назад +33

    Her look at the end…priceless 😂

  • @allenreddick7600
    @allenreddick7600 9 месяцев назад +73

    Jussie smollet

  • @winstonMarry
    @winstonMarry 8 месяцев назад +27

    I love this XD "I dont know what they were", the look on his face XD

  • @rishabhkrm
    @rishabhkrm 3 месяца назад +1

    Just watched the entire video from my RUclips feed-what an amazing sketch!
    Had to click it to like and sub.
    Keep up the great work! 🎉

  • @royzview6254
    @royzview6254 9 месяцев назад +115

    So acurate it's uncanny.

  • @jcpalmer6051
    @jcpalmer6051 8 месяцев назад +29

    These two should have their own comedy show! People like me who don't watch SNL anymore would watch for sure! Lol!

  • @FlyGuy2000
    @FlyGuy2000 9 месяцев назад +26

    Her look at the end as she contemplates his final statement is priceless. Kudos to you!

  • @aldricoak5186
    @aldricoak5186 5 месяцев назад +9

    This is hilarious!!!! Thanks for the laugh.

  • @doom9242
    @doom9242 9 месяцев назад +21

    Standing ovation

  • @tennisace40
    @tennisace40 9 месяцев назад +51

    Perfect reason why 25 should be voting age.

    • @Wirmish
      @Wirmish 9 месяцев назад

      No need for a voting age.
      Only need an IQ test before voting.
      But the computer will not tell you the result of the test and just secretly reject your vote if you fail.

    • @andrewthompson5728
      @andrewthompson5728 8 месяцев назад +11

      Make it 35.

    • @TroySavary
      @TroySavary 8 месяцев назад +8

      Make it like the old days where only landowners could vote.

    • @tennisace40
      @tennisace40 8 месяцев назад

      @@christopherhorner-ox4xn yes and social media makes it very clear those under 25 are not well informed about things that will affect everyone. Most are still locked in their clique bubbles. They are sheep. When they get out on their own they wise up , most anyway.

    • @LeXofLeviafan
      @LeXofLeviafan 8 месяцев назад +4

      Do you really believe they get better at 25?

  • @marcelnowakowski945
    @marcelnowakowski945 9 месяцев назад +18

    Absolutely awesome!
    Thank you!

  • @aravinddnivara803
    @aravinddnivara803 3 месяца назад

    This is freaking hilarious and hard hitting at the same time… outstanding creativity.

  • @randomguy_069
    @randomguy_069 8 месяцев назад +17

    Need more of this...brilliant.

  • @ThatRandomFastingGuy
    @ThatRandomFastingGuy 8 месяцев назад +6

    Just found your channel and I hope we're not waiting another 2 years for the next vid. This is incredible. 10/10

    • @BlueRain-xw1gs
      @BlueRain-xw1gs 8 месяцев назад

      yeah no. 2 years to copy another video script and make it worse i guess

  • @johnnordman8248
    @johnnordman8248 8 месяцев назад +10

    Hahahahaha Damn.... I almost pissed myself laughing so hard because I can actually see this happening!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MikeDragon
    @MikeDragon Месяц назад

    This is so good and well acted. You can almost hear her brain blue screen at the end. lol

  • @altair7001
    @altair7001 8 месяцев назад +19

    HA HA HA!!! This one is a GEM! I love it!

  • @RetrowaveUniverse
    @RetrowaveUniverse 9 месяцев назад +27

    The legend returns.....with another awesome video.

    • @BlueRain-xw1gs
      @BlueRain-xw1gs 8 месяцев назад

      ehhh, yeah taken the same script from Police Officers, this is unoriginal

  • @JoelKellenProductions
    @JoelKellenProductions 9 месяцев назад +5

    Saddest part is I can actually see this happening

  • @ZeldafanNr2
    @ZeldafanNr2 3 дня назад +1

    The girl: You dare use my spell against me!

  • @jocelyneragan2791
    @jocelyneragan2791 6 месяцев назад +5

    When you leave your early childhood learning to "lets see what tv has to teach you"

  • @t-dog8528
    @t-dog8528 9 месяцев назад +27

    Omg i nearly shit myself laughing

  • @anooseholay
    @anooseholay 8 месяцев назад +6

    Please make more like this. Very well done.

  • @MilanousMedia
    @MilanousMedia Месяц назад

    Here since 6000 subs. Just putting it out there for when you get your gold button for bangers like this

  • @cmdrthorium1554
    @cmdrthorium1554 8 месяцев назад +9

    Excellent! Need more, I'm hooked.😂

  • @BendixX69
    @BendixX69 8 месяцев назад +4

    Damn, I can’t distinguish parody from reality anymore.

    • @terrywilson9500
      @terrywilson9500 8 месяцев назад +1

      That’s so true, unfortunate but true. I agree!

  • @AmericanRoadWarrior23
    @AmericanRoadWarrior23 8 месяцев назад +8

    I hope you make more videos, this one’s pretty funny 😂

  • @ginunggagap
    @ginunggagap 5 месяцев назад +5

    Oh look how the turns have tabled😂

  • @andrealorinser3504
    @andrealorinser3504 8 месяцев назад +17

    One of the best video nowadays! Its made my day! I will show to my woke teacher!😆

    • @mac2946
      @mac2946 8 месяцев назад

      same here

    • @michaelhellmer8531
      @michaelhellmer8531 8 месяцев назад

      Are there many "woke" cosmetology teachers?

    • @andrealorinser3504
      @andrealorinser3504 8 месяцев назад

      @@michaelhellmer8531 All kinds of teachers there who are woke..

  • @katsuonakamoto9199
    @katsuonakamoto9199 9 месяцев назад +12

    it's fun to watch american things when you're from eastern europe

    • @krashd
      @krashd 9 месяцев назад +3

      You make it sound like your country only got TV this year.

    • @jesustovar2549
      @jesustovar2549 5 месяцев назад

      Unfortunately these things have jumped onto Latin America, we call them "progres".

  • @johnbarker8305
    @johnbarker8305 8 месяцев назад +14

    She made an unplanned donation
    This reminds me of the Milwaukee couple who had their house broken into, messed up, stuff stolen then their car as well but were reluctant to call the police because the perp was a black youth and they feared the consequences of him being arrested by the po-po
    There's stupid and then there is willing victim

    • @jackkraus6948
      @jackkraus6948 6 месяцев назад

      That's... a reasonable thing. You can want someone to get fair treatment due to a crime or justice, but often the police vastly overpunish people of color. Take one look into the DOJ's analysis of the Minneapolis Police Department's reprehensible conduct to see this. I can want the perpetrator of a crime against me to be fined or be forced to return stolen goods while not wanting them to have their neck be crushed by a police officer on a power trip. Use your brain for a second

  • @MarkTrentham-t4h
    @MarkTrentham-t4h 4 месяца назад

    At the end😂, could see the smoke coming out of 'it's???' ears😂😂.

  • @kacknoobdeluxe
    @kacknoobdeluxe 9 месяцев назад +14

    0:08 that face lol 😆

  • @jamesmchugo9422
    @jamesmchugo9422 8 месяцев назад +11

    😂😂😂 the last 5 seconds makes it all worth it! 😂😂😂

  • @tazzess
    @tazzess 8 месяцев назад +6

    That is a master piece work ...great job 🤗

  • @user-ex2yt1pl6u
    @user-ex2yt1pl6u 15 дней назад +1

    Don't act confused and dumbfounded now, sis. He merely returned your energy.