I tried remembering. Why? hes the only one who was able to take all Texas hits ( but the nut punch) Purposely dodged him instead of him and Can lift heavy weapons. Griffin is a well balanced beefcake!
I know this is a coincidence but Rick Beamer is the name of one of my Dad's close friends who I know by extension. You are probably not the same guy it is just funny how of all the possible user names on youtube the name of a 60 year old man from Oregon that went to high school with my dad is the same name as someone commenting on a video of a web series based off of the game series Halo. Hell of a coincidence. It is one thing to name your account after a famous celebrity or a character it is another for it to be the name of an average person who I happen to know.
@@TheArklyte there's more than 14 seasons but all the real fans stop at season 14 because everything pass that is of horrible quality in every way imaginable. Technically speaking the story stops at season 13, with 14 being a collection of cannon and non-cannon episodes that take place at different points in the series following a few different characters in different animation/recording styles.
@@TheArklyte each season is around 20 episodes each, but the first 1-7 season episodes are usually around 2 to 7 min long with Seasons 8-13 ranging from 10 to 20ish min long. You can find the entire series on RUclips for free in both season playlist and edited together "movies" that don't have intros and outros but probably have ads.
At bare minimum Grif has been hit in the nuts with: - gun stock (Sarge's Shotgun, Tiger Woods Style) - helmet (Sarge's, while Sarge was being beat up by Tex) - Concrete Barricade (landed on balls first, after going up and then falling a great distance) - Tex's fist ( about 10 times seems accurate) - Tex's foot (call it 6 times)
The fact grif still stands up and kinda keeps going is crazy shit I could only take one crotch kick and that's it anymore I'm on the floor but grif is just taking them and standing up like he a tank if can that many and still stand
@@TheTwilightlink14 I don’t know. Maybe she just doesn’t like his attitude. Or maybe she’s still holding a grudge for when she was first captured by the reds.
Apparently, Epsilon! Tex heard or learned that Grif kicked Church (in the form of a spherical AI Core) a very long distance away. This was apparently bad enough to warrant Grif getting more free trips to 'Castration City' than anyone else ever. In all time.
here's a funny theory for you. Back when Tex was in her second robot body, It was built by Sarge. Now I don't know about you, but I don't trust his engineering. Basically, What if he messed up the optics so that Tex was technically colorblind and thought that blue was yellow and vis versa. Then, when church brought her back, her new optics actually could perceive the colors properly, the whole time she was hitting Griff's nuts, she thought it was Tucker. Of course, she soon sorted it out, but occasionally forgets.
Okay for real though anyone know why Tex goes out of her way to give Griff the most painful cupchecks of all time? Like what am I missing. If it was Tucker I'd get it but no she does this to Griff
@@csab8642 I mean, lots of dudes should get those cupchecks, but ya you're right. If any of the guys here should get it the most, it's Tucker lol it'd probably make him stop doing that to her
And that kids is why it's called grif ball
and not grif balls.
baLLS
This is the true Grifshot
why only grif got nutsshot
The fact he can still breath at all after any of those is a miracle of technology for his cod piece
Though he is going to need a new pair to have children.
Donut probably helped make it stronger.
@@crimsonknight7011 It's not about how big the switch is, Lopez! It's how you flip it.
Infertility
"What is your problem with my balls?" is hands-down my favorite RvB line of all time.
Protect me cone
*ever, of all time
mine would be "Protect me cone!"
slams on the divider, "Why won't you just kill me?" 🤣🤣
In this fight, it the "wow, knocked the black right of ya" line that gets me.
You think she'd be doing that to Tucker for all the dirty jokes he threw at her.
yea
Agreed
Yeah. Which is why I'm left wondering what Griff ever did to make her that mad at him
@@csab8642 She threatened to hit him and he said not the face so she hits him in the nuts
It was actually back when Grif punted Epsilon when he was still in that ball, and apparently Tex felt that and it hurt like hell.
I love how she fully went out of here way to hit him when she could lmao
Her’
wait its a girl
The fact he has armor there and it still hurts that much
Well unless it’s braced against something it could possibly make it hurt even more so
The armor is bolted on them and stick to them like skin.
You don't really need to hit through the armor to hurt what is inside.
she has armor too?
@@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 yes?
@@Dorothy.Vivian exactly
Her punching Griff there is definitely Sarge's screensaver 😂
and Simmons' is Grif's sister naked. Remember from Season 5?
@@ElseAndrecool 💀
@@JPmax4ever agree
I tried remembering. Why? hes the only one who was able to take all Texas hits ( but the nut punch) Purposely dodged him instead of him and Can lift heavy weapons. Griffin is a well balanced beefcake!
I think I get what you mean but if you could edit that, that'd be great
I know this is a coincidence but Rick Beamer is the name of one of my Dad's close friends who I know by extension. You are probably not the same guy it is just funny how of all the possible user names on youtube the name of a 60 year old man from Oregon that went to high school with my dad is the same name as someone commenting on a video of a web series based off of the game series Halo. Hell of a coincidence. It is one thing to name your account after a famous celebrity or a character it is another for it to be the name of an average person who I happen to know.
@@zachorryy small world
I think an interview stated the epsilon Tex heard grif toss church out of maps few episodes ago and got justice
Not quite a beefcake, but more cake.
"why wont you just kill me" after landing on the cement barrier LMAO
That awesome landing definitely made his voice go higher lol
these days u almost forget tex was a character and main to the plot
yea
Not if you stopped watching at season 14, the last canonical season of red vs blue.
@@BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly wait, there's 14 seasons?
@@TheArklyte there's more than 14 seasons but all the real fans stop at season 14 because everything pass that is of horrible quality in every way imaginable. Technically speaking the story stops at season 13, with 14 being a collection of cannon and non-cannon episodes that take place at different points in the series following a few different characters in different animation/recording styles.
@@TheArklyte each season is around 20 episodes each, but the first 1-7 season episodes are usually around 2 to 7 min long with Seasons 8-13 ranging from 10 to 20ish min long. You can find the entire series on RUclips for free in both season playlist and edited together "movies" that don't have intros and outros but probably have ads.
I've never felt so sorry for Grif...well that is until he got that sweet revenge
His testicles send to her their regards.
Wait when did he get revenge
@@megagamernick9883 in singularity, he travelled back in time and blew up tex
@@adang1827 nice
My testicles send their regards Tex, you metal bitch.
Tex really doesn't want Grif to have kids.
She really should be doin that to Tucker for all the dirty jokes tho
Bowchickabowwow
@@SKYTHEGUY96 he's already got a kid though
@@1spitfyre remember he literally gave birth to a Covenant Elite…
@@billy-paulmante4482 that's why I said something...
“I’ve never hit a girl in my life.”
“I’ve noticed, try harder.” Lmao
This is my favorite fight sequence in the RvB series.
There can be no true RvB experience without a few things:
- Caboose
- Grif abuse
- Warthog loose
Ahem Puma
Hey, that rhymes!
does Grif also get hit in the nuts by a gas tank during the explosion? that's rough buddy...
that or up his ass.
oh god
He got lifted up by a rocketing gas tank, but it *DOES* needs a closer, though... 🤔
I was cringing (and laughing) every time he got hit
"but where's the fun in that?" the most said line by any gamer
haha that i think we here on youtube can all agree as a whole!! HAAAAAAAAAAAH
The security guard watching through the cameras: “Jesus, grif… hope you don’t want children.”
Man, looking back at how good old rvb was is almost enough to make you forget how convoluted it is now
*protect me cone* 😂😂😂
I did, in fact not protect him.
Cone: yeah... sorry, but no
0:58 - You can thank me now! 😂😂😂😂
When a running gag works, it works
And BOY, did they ever run with that gag!
Grif must have balls of steel to live through all that ball crushing
He's a legend for that
"what do you have against my balls" top 10 funniest lines of all time
Grif falling on that concrete wall is probably the most painful thing to watch from this entire video
these are some of my favorite red vs blue clips ever... of all time
Whyd you put "of all time," that was my job!
Ever...of all time*
i wanna see a future episode where he gets hit in the crotch again and isnt phased then says "Im use to it by now."
I want to
He’d probably be annoyed like “you kidding me”
"protect me cone"
Cracks me up every time
Grif got hit in the nuts a total of ten times on screen and an additional ten off screen. Conclusion: No Grif Jr. anytime soon.
“Why won’t you just kill me?”
So good 😂😂😂
Yeah, that might have been much more merciful for him.
I wish that they’d give griff a crotch cup/ armor plate in future combat scenes just in clase Tex shows up again
@@them3lon8r72 Yeah, he needs a titanium cup. Not plated, pure titanium and tempered.
I don’t think that would help very much.
2:15
I don't care how manly you are, that image will strike fear into the strongest of men
🤣
I just love how all three of them were just ready for it.
@@GhostGuy99
They were ready to crack nuts lol
"Why won't you just kill me?"
I feel the pain, brother. T-T
These parts always make me laugh to this day even though i can feel every one of them
It could be the armour or she just doesn’t like him for some reason. It can’t not just be him saying “Not the face”
Didn't Tex shoot a Freeze Gun or hit York on the nuts too?
@@aeoncalcos7830 I think she did, I don't recall
I feel so bad for grif for every time he got his nuts beaten so much and its funny and looks painful same time
Now that I would classify as testicular assault
Grif should definitely be labeled as the toughest spartan
Fr
At bare minimum Grif has been hit in the nuts with:
- gun stock (Sarge's Shotgun, Tiger Woods Style)
- helmet (Sarge's, while Sarge was being beat up by Tex)
- Concrete Barricade (landed on balls first, after going up and then falling a great distance)
- Tex's fist ( about 10 times seems accurate)
- Tex's foot (call it 6 times)
I still love:
Sarge: "I've never hit a girl in my life."
Simmons: "Yeah, I noticed. Try harder!"
Balls of Steel took a whole new meaning
i counted 11 times, each more painful than the last, especially when he landed on that divider. ouch.
That landing made me cross my legs
Protect me, cone!
The fact grif still stands up and kinda keeps going is crazy shit I could only take one crotch kick and that's it anymore I'm on the floor but grif is just taking them and standing up like he a tank if can that many and still stand
When you fail NNN
Idk, seems almost like a forever pass to me lmao. Honestly surprised he still has nuts after all that.
Legit Spartans in Lore:
She hates Griff more then Tucker. That’s impressive
But why though
@@TheTwilightlink14 Why not?
@@TheTwilightlink14 I don’t know. Maybe she just doesn’t like his attitude. Or maybe she’s still holding a grudge for when she was first captured by the reds.
If this was a whole tv show I would watch the entire thing in a week
So, Ow my balls from Idiocracy.
This actually used to be on TV but it was Censored TV-14
Kinda wonder what the hell he did to piss them off so bad to keep aiming for that spot lmao 🤣
Apparently, Epsilon! Tex heard or learned that Grif kicked Church (in the form of a spherical AI Core) a very long distance away.
This was apparently bad enough to warrant Grif getting more free trips to 'Castration City' than anyone else ever. In all time.
One question. WTF DID THEY USE TO ANIMATE THIS MASTERPIECE?! It’s beautiful
probably maya
Monty. They used a Monty.
@@Midnight-Starfish RIP Monty
@@Midnight-Starfish Never forget that name. Never.
@@heinsterr I believe Monty would use Poser for his projects
"Protect me cone!"
🤣🤣🤣
The fact that Tex turned Sarge's empty shotgun into a golf club is *way* too damn funny for me!
And this the Griff generation ends here
Grif, poor Grif, he cant have kids now, but he did probably enjoy that.
One of my favourite episodes
That's nutty
I get it
@@ElseAndrecool 3qreh425wh4
Imagine if you could fight like this in-game...
You mean kicking men in the crotch?
Tex was playing mortal Kombat while the rest were playing Halo
How can Grif even speak, breathe or stand after all that? Well the answer is one of life's great mysteries
How can Grif even be alive with so much punishment directed towards his nuts? Its one of life's great mysteries aint it?
Yeah....I remember the good ole days. Especially back during the Machinima days
How is grif still standing?! Or in one piece even?
Because he’s a trooper
He's got balls of steel, although still feeling the pain
poor grif his balls never stood a chance against such testicular brutality.
I watch every season of Red vs Blue and seen Grif get hit in the orange Balls is funny as hell. I think she turned his balls to Orange juice.
💀
I don't understand why Tex was so after Grif and his Sack, Tucker would be one thing but Grif?
Yeah, true
Would’ve killed to have them keep this running gag
GRIF DOESN’T DESERVE THIS WHYYYYYYYYY
I feel so bad for Griff.
Ah, good ol’ Monty.
Protect me cone lol. That needs to be shirt 😂😂😂
Grif was unlucky that time. Like really unlucky
PROTECT ME CONE!!!
Grif Getting The Mortal Kombat Treatment
Man that crotch armor really doesn't do you any favours against genetically/cybernetically modified, clone, supersoldiers.
Huh Griff?
Tex destroyed Grif he ain't gonna have children no more 😂
A vasectomy at this point 💀
at this point, grif's balls are probably twisted
Griff: come on give me a break
Everyone: give me a break break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar🎶
I would like to come out and say I have an addiction which is RVB. I watch it at least 3 to 4 times a year all the way through and I can’t stop😂😂😂
protect me cone.
Grif gets hit in the balls
Grif:jokes on you I don't have any balls anymore
How is it fair Grif gets hit in the groin when Tucker is the perverted one? Monty Oum really was truly a dirty bule with such Red Team discrimination.
I was trying to figure it out on what did Greif do to piss Tex off to made her kick him in the nuts
Ooooh, this is how nutter butter is made, got it
2:16 it’s just to fucking beautiful
here's a funny theory for you. Back when Tex was in her second robot body, It was built by Sarge. Now I don't know about you, but I don't trust his engineering. Basically, What if he messed up the optics so that Tex was technically colorblind and thought that blue was yellow and vis versa. Then, when church brought her back, her new optics actually could perceive the colors properly, the whole time she was hitting Griff's nuts, she thought it was Tucker. Of course, she soon sorted it out, but occasionally forgets.
TFS Vegeta: I know his pain.
He got massive payback for that when he kicked them into the minefield!!
subtitle: the coolest scene in all of red vs blue
Okay for real though anyone know why Tex goes out of her way to give Griff the most painful cupchecks of all time? Like what am I missing. If it was Tucker I'd get it but no she does this to Griff
Why's tucker ok?
@@whattheHELLman9 cuz Tex has a history of being harassed by Tucker and hitting him in the junk would make the most sense
@@csab8642
I mean, lots of dudes should get those cupchecks, but ya you're right. If any of the guys here should get it the most, it's Tucker lol it'd probably make him stop doing that to her
@@whattheHELLman9 except it wouldn't. She's kicked his butt before and he always comes back for more
@csab8642
Well ya, kicked his butt not balls lol something tells me that'd make a difference.
1:55 she was just being mean there.
2:17 blue guy like: for America!
Girl
If grif didn’t had his armor his balls are gone
R.i.p. any thoughts of him continuing his family tree there's nothing left down there
2:12 they was going for the super nut cracker combo
I do love this series.
This show did NOT let this man have kids 💀💀
This Is better than Steven universo.
well, at least she seemed to be having fun... kinda... fighting all of them together at once hitting poor griff countless times in 'the D'
Protect me, cone!!
Bro I just got one question WHY 🤣😭😞
I'm not even sure grif has balls anymore-☠️🤣😂
Every male is in pain
Luckily my man Grif got his revenge.