To be fair, a good number of these make about as much sense in context. Knowing the context doesn't mean something's logical. Or sane. Or physically possible.
@@aerialmacaroon6312well there’s still the “North America Union” which considering the successors to the United States make up 1/3rd of it, probably took the name “America”
“Church I can’t let you go in there. Newborns are very susceptible to sickness, and cuddling.” “Doc I’m not gonna give it a cold. I’m just gonna walk in there, stomp on it’s neck, and shoot it in the head. Cuz that’s how I roll.” My favorite lines to tell people without context.
"Caboose! Don't touch that! You'll break it!" "No, I was jus-- Uh, I broke it." "What did I JUST tell you!?!" "Tucker did it." "Dude, you can't say that when I'm standing right here!" "Tucker said it." "O god, shut up!"
The scene of Wash just crouched screaming about how he didn’t think to go forward in time to ask Carolina where she hid after getting thrown off the cliff is easily one of my favorite Wash moments.
@@slickcalf985 my favorite thing is that the captions on the original episode literally just say “simmons does a bad imitation of the transformers transforming noise”
one of the most underrated jokes in rvb is that they always call the 4-wheeled atv's from halo, "mongooses", motorcycles and it is never elaborated on. pretty sure in the sarcophagus heist tex rides a 2-wheeled mongoose
You know you love a series when you've watched the first 5 season 6 times each, the 12th season 27 times (I shit you not) and every other season at least 3 times. The best part of that devotion is knowing the context of every scene because it's so entirely engrained into my memory
I love how our culture is just to keep re-watching the fucking thing. all I have to say is 'assfax' to bring to mind the fact that Tucker ships grimmons
I look forward to what comes after RvB Zero. That was bad, but I could see it used as a fairly decent way to introduce new characters and plot points very quickly that will be used in upcoming seasons with the usual Reds and Blues rather than just repeating the freelancer story with a different group. And the PSAs proved the two casts actually worked pretty well together, so yeah...I look forward to the future of RvB.
Watching this over is like constantly getting flashbanged with memes I can't imagine anyone watching this without seeing the other seasons and thinking this is the craziest machinama to ever be put out
For some reason my parent allowed me to watch red vs blue when I was about 10, I guess that’s what happens when that parent was also in the military at that time. I’ve watched it so many times I know the context to all of these but I still find in very humorous
it's funny to me that they initially used the FOTUS armor set, aka the edgy unicorn horn armor, ironically for a joke, then proceeded to use that same armor set unironically in Zero as the macguffin where it's some super cool armor that gives you powers, which before it was retconned to being a simulation for the final season, implies that some random Lawyer with a tv show got some magical overpowered armor.
@@EprothStudios there definetly enough for a part 2. For example there’s a few scenes in season 9 and 10 with some of the goons getting owned as well as Donut’s war on drugs
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To be fair, a good number of these make about as much sense in context. Knowing the context doesn't mean something's logical. Or sane. Or physically possible.
I mean, the context does help slightly.
Like beating someone to death with their own skull. Poor Jimmy...
EEEEEE-
looking at you Jimmy 😂
“This doesn’t seem physically possible”
I...genuinely can't imagine what a fucked up fever dream this must feel like for anyone who hasn't actually watched the show.
I'm only a few seasons in and this just screams randomness.
Never watched it and I don't know if I should be worried Spartans are killing each other
@@joelrobinson5457 Well technically they’re not Spartans.
Its uh…a long story.
I’ve seen the show
It’s still a fever dream
@@erinyes3943 same here
"What up, Big B?"
I can't even imagine what the experience of watching this must be like without having watched the show
Hey that's my line
It’s very confusing
It's alright, but without context most of the jokes fall flat.
@@machina5 Haha makes sense. I recommend you go get some context
That's one of my favourite scenes
“A vote for Simmons is a vote for America”
“But we’re not in America”
“..... Fuck”
Better still in halo lore USA does not exist anymore
@@aerialmacaroon6312well there’s still the “North America Union” which considering the successors to the United States make up 1/3rd of it, probably took the name “America”
@@neoknight9180 fair
"What?" "They sent another team member?" "Why would they do that?" "OH FUCK, WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD"
"what's the 411... Daddy'os..."
"Dish duty. Fuck."
Spanish words in a song in Spanish
“I’m being violated!”
"Tomorrow was all you can eat at the chow hall and I wanted to eat all that I could"
This is the best Red vs Blue video ever... of all time.
Not my fault. Someone put a wall in my way
New show kinda sucks, but the original was the g r e a t e s t
@@cursedxp6088 Zero is soo fucking bad
Wash is my fave
Yep
2:38 the reaction kills me
Same
dude I love that scene
still the realest "Oh Fuck" I've ever heard
Same honestly
“Church I can’t let you go in there. Newborns are very susceptible to sickness, and cuddling.”
“Doc I’m not gonna give it a cold. I’m just gonna walk in there, stomp on it’s neck, and shoot it in the head. Cuz that’s how I roll.”
My favorite lines to tell people without context.
Jesus fucking christ man 🤣
Any chance you remember the season and episode? Shit is gold
@@nocturnal2900 ik its during the bloodgulch chronicles maybe season 3
@@nocturnal2900 Somewhere in S5. That's where Junior comes in, I believe.
Only problem is that he’d miss.
As someone who has only seen RvB to the end of the Chorus arc, I understand frighteningly little and alarmingly much, both at the same time.
"We will utilize your penis for scientific experiments!"
"Caboose! Don't touch that! You'll break it!"
"No, I was jus-- Uh, I broke it."
"What did I JUST tell you!?!"
"Tucker did it."
"Dude, you can't say that when I'm standing right here!"
"Tucker said it."
"O god, shut up!"
"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP! AND GET BACK TO WORK!"
@@shaunjimbangan1166
“What do you mean ‘back to work?’ That implies previous work!”
“I am putting my back to work!”
Simmons’ “oh FUCK” when the Meta shows up in Valhalla has to be my favorite RvB moment ever.
Of all time?
TRUE!
The scene of Wash just crouched screaming about how he didn’t think to go forward in time to ask Carolina where she hid after getting thrown off the cliff is easily one of my favorite Wash moments.
The sheer POWER of that oh fuck at 2:36 was golden
1:30 the best thing about out of context clips. Combining them for brand new context
That’s retarded. That’s gay. That’s right, I’m a gay robot.
If this won't get my friends into the show, nothing will
Seriously, you chose perfect scenes
4:12 “Beep beep” I dunno why but I fucking lost it at that point
You got it sir.
CHUCHUCHUCHUCHU
BEEP BEEP
@@slickcalf985 my favorite thing is that the captions on the original episode literally just say “simmons does a bad imitation of the transformers transforming noise”
2:59 i lost master
Beep beep
3:36
OH MY GOD WHAT ARE WE YELLING ABOUT??
FUNERAL CANONS
😂
IMA SPIT ON YOU SIMMONS
Ah, the good old days. BRB, gonna binge seasons 1-17 real quick for the 800th time. Great video, good job.
Same
@@Archive_7802 I'll also binge it but I'll end it at season 13 or 14.
@@welkingunther5417 fair enough
I’ve just realised…
1-17
117…
won't that take like 2 weeks? eh nevermind have fun
Wash screaming
"AAAAAHHHHH GOOOOOOD DAMN IT"
is till the funniest thing to me.
1:22 I would love it if in the movies there was a deleted scene where harry said "but professor!" Then gets punched in the face
Correction, in the JAWLINE
1:22 "But professor," Harry said, "BIIIIITCH!"
one of the most underrated jokes in rvb is that they always call the 4-wheeled atv's from halo, "mongooses", motorcycles and it is never elaborated on.
pretty sure in the sarcophagus heist tex rides a 2-wheeled mongoose
I cried laughing watching this. I now need to fully rewatch the entire show.
0:35 feels like an actual scene lmao
1:54 Why does that Transition seem so clean, despite it being two separate episode from two different seasons?
2:05 is the quite honestly funny and cute to me. Just look at Caboose telling you he's ok adorable
Episode?
@@ShisnobiVolume 2,Caboose donating blodd
@@sixtypluto5161 thank you
3:50 WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE!
WEMUSTPROTECTHIS HAUUUSSSSS
Literally every rando multiplayer game ever.
THIS IS OUR HOUSE
"Why does the cake smell like baby oil?"
"OH GOD where's donut?"
I need to watch the entirety of this, not just the first five episodes
I'm here seven months later to remind you to watch season 1-17
i’m here to remind you, once again, to watch season 1-17
I’m here 2 years later to remind you to watch seasons 1 - 17 and hopefully 18 when it comes out
@@dragoncoolio695318 already does exist. You don’t wanna see it.
Nah, 18 is Restoration
0:23 don't know why i laughed at this.
ASS DISASTER!
When you’ve watched the whole series and everything’s has context in your head
Yeah. Me too 😆
1:09 anyone else lose it when that duck noise played XD
WOW I never realized how insane this show is 😂😂😂
Too quote a certain Pony princess: every Pony in this series is crazy
Red vs Blue, but Caboose ate the context.
I don’t think the context changes how much sense this makes
3:20 will always get me omfg
Truly the best use of Monty while he was alive.
0:11 murders me
Bip!
3:05 *MARATHON*
1:15
That noise😂
My man went EEE
2:48 For anyone wondering, "Mi Amor Tiene un Cañón Grande" translates to "My Love Has a Big Gun"
“In case I forget to say it later, ow.”
1 second later
“AAAAAAA-“
0:16
*”why, snowman”*
You know you love a series when you've watched the first 5 season 6 times each, the 12th season 27 times (I shit you not) and every other season at least 3 times. The best part of that devotion is knowing the context of every scene because it's so entirely engrained into my memory
I love how our culture is just to keep re-watching the fucking thing. all I have to say is 'assfax' to bring to mind the fact that Tucker ships grimmons
This is like the HALO version of cards against humanity
This has convinced me to binge the series again.
AAAAA THANK YOU FOR INCLUDING PHASE SAYING “I HATE FRUIT”
This got me 😂
2:00
3:41 this is how 343 industries feels today.
"What's the 4 1 1 daddy-o?"
"Dish duty!"
"FUCK!"
1:22 “But professor?” Harry said “Biiiitch”
After only finishing the first 12 seasons I feel more confused on what I'm fixing to watch!!
Season 13 and 15
After only 12 seasons they say...
Apparently there are 18 seasons
Really don't need more after 12. :I
@@arryxjalaxy2881 13*
poor wash he just gets tortured so much XD whether it be by others stupidity or by his own innocence and or forgetfulness
He's probably used to it at this point
@@andersmith7664 probably lol
0:09 Oh, what's up ray dude, how do you like me now, BA-
THERE IS NO ELEVEN
**praying dude
Bip!
Its “Whats up praying dude? How do ya like me now-BIP”
My face hurts from the constant grinning and laughing :D
Good job dude
I fucking love the Zealots
3:49 WE MUST PROTEC THIS HAUS
WEMUSPROTECTHISHAUS
WE MUST PROTEC THIS HAUUUS!
THISISOUR HAUS!
Doctors in 2020 be like: 4:42
4:39
BLOODY MURDER!
*BLOODY* *MURDER* *!!!*
Man. Those first few seasons were so goofy. Funny stuff.
I look forward to what comes after RvB Zero. That was bad, but I could see it used as a fairly decent way to introduce new characters and plot points very quickly that will be used in upcoming seasons with the usual Reds and Blues rather than just repeating the freelancer story with a different group. And the PSAs proved the two casts actually worked pretty well together, so yeah...I look forward to the future of RvB.
Watching this over is like constantly getting flashbanged with memes
I can't imagine anyone watching this without seeing the other seasons and thinking this is the craziest machinama to ever be put out
For some reason my parent allowed me to watch red vs blue when I was about 10, I guess that’s what happens when that parent was also in the military at that time. I’ve watched it so many times I know the context to all of these but I still find in very humorous
2:29 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I actually did something similar to this in real on an old “friend “once.
I totally forgot about:
"WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE"
" *This is our house* "
W E M U S T P R O T E C T T H I S H O U S E
1:51-2:00 So perfect!!!!!!!!👌
2:21 kills me 🤣
Honestly thought they were getting it on….kinda wish they were canon together though.😅
@@tonyelderd5688what episode is it from? Or season?
@@Randomboyo16309 season 16, don't know what part.
“What? They sent another team member? Why would they do that? That doesn’t make any sense- OH FUCK!”
it's funny to me that they initially used the FOTUS armor set, aka the edgy unicorn horn armor, ironically for a joke, then proceeded to use that same armor set unironically in Zero as the macguffin where it's some super cool armor that gives you powers, which before it was retconned to being a simulation for the final season, implies that some random Lawyer with a tv show got some magical overpowered armor.
"OH NO Where is donut"
"ASS DISASTER"
You forgot the part when donut said if he cant beat off a room full of dudes
"I hate fruit" was the only good part of RvB Zero
1:16 I genuinely thought I I paused my audiobook lol
The two things that the Shinzo trilogy contributed: wash and donut interactions, and providing out of context clips.
it’s 3:28am. i needed this…
Going by this, I think there's now more RvB that I haven't watched than what I have.
So I have never watched red vs blue... I think I should.
Ok, I’ll be back after I have binged the whole thing
@@blazarre7251 you finish yet?
Yep, best 5 days of my life
@@blazarre7251 it's really good
FUNERAL CANNON-
Damnit, now I have to rewatch this entire series again, good going man!
1:08 to 1:18.
Put that on loop! LOL!
"What up, Big B?"
*flute, QUACK!*
"This doesn't seem feasibly possible! Eeeeeeee!"
*bing!* Chapter 14.
4:57 that's not out of context that's a cultured sentance XD
Why does red vs blue feel so nostalgic even tho I never played halo before.
2:40
3:38
I lost it
0:23 0:24
came out of nowhere and I almost lost o2
My god all of these styles are all canon.
You should make another one of these
@@EprothStudios yeah that's cool
@@EprothStudios there definetly enough for a part 2. For example there’s a few scenes in season 9 and 10 with some of the goons getting owned as well as Donut’s war on drugs
"What? They sent another team member? Why would they do that? That doesn't make any sense-OH FUCK!"
Well at least we made it to 4:25 on the time befor a nazi Germany joke followed by one of washes best quotes
Lmfao when Simmons sees the meta with donut 'OH FK'
1:53 lowkey
“I’m okay! I’m okay! I’m not okay!”
- Me during exams
zero dislikes... that doesn't seem physically possible
You just had to open your mouth.
That’s exactly what Jimmy kept screaming.
“This doesn’t seem physically possible! EeEeEeEe… BLEUGH!”
God i miss rvb, good times, it's like a defining part of my childhood and teenage years
i needed this
this is truly the PERFECT rvb compilation video. the BEST quotes
To this day I still quote "there is no 11"
The transitions are golden
Damn I don't remember Harry Potter saying "BITCH" but here we are
This is how I’m introducing my sister to Red vs Blue.
2:17 🤣🤣😆
This is amazing!
Seriously one of my favorite moments is Carolina Fighting Tex with Harry Potter playing in the back