I Got Stalked by a Hacker

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

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  • @MonkeIsTheMan
    @MonkeIsTheMan Год назад +882

    Man made a whole sponsorship video while being the king of sarcasm at the same time

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Год назад +115

      Haha preciate you 🙏🏼

    • @poplx333
      @poplx333 Год назад +6

      137 likes 1 comment let me fix that

    • @Harmxn903
      @Harmxn903 Год назад +1

      164 Likes And 2 Comments Let Me Fix That

    • @jasonyan6860
      @jasonyan6860 Год назад

      194 likes and 3 comments
      Let me fix that

    • @fusion49002
      @fusion49002 Год назад

      297 likes and 5 replies let me fix that

  • @UnIvErS8uL
    @UnIvErS8uL Год назад +1141

    This guy is the epitome of sarcasm.

  • @crab14
    @crab14 Год назад +533

    I love how he can fit the sponsor into the video like it is not even there.

    • @FireStarJutsu
      @FireStarJutsu Год назад +26

      It's not not-obvious, but the video was entertaining and well done!

    • @Chessnerdguy
      @Chessnerdguy Год назад +8

      What sponsors

    • @monke188
      @monke188 Год назад +6

      @@Chessnerdguylol

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Год назад +38

      Thank youu🙌🏼

    • @YuutaAsamura
      @YuutaAsamura Год назад +3

      ​​@@landokalrizNo! Don't say that! Be sarcastic! BE SARCASTIC, PLZ!

  • @vincentChester626
    @vincentChester626 Год назад +71

    “No thanks I’m attracted to girls today I apologize” killed me

  • @shardmaw
    @shardmaw Год назад +439

    This man doesn't need an Oscar, he needs a stable 9 to 5 job.

    • @MemoryDestiny
      @MemoryDestiny Год назад +43

      Sadly they only hire with 75 years of working experience

    • @dazey856
      @dazey856 Год назад

      For tech jobs it’s actually so hard to get an entry level job since in order to enter, you already need YEARS of experience at another job doing what they are looking for… now how to get that experience? Well you need to have family/friends that can hook you up or are very over the top skilled🥲

    • @somerandomminecraftkid
      @somerandomminecraftkid Год назад +2

      Cheese

    • @HenxEdits
      @HenxEdits Год назад +3

      Not funny at all 0:04

    • @Blonder_Studio
      @Blonder_Studio Год назад +6

      nah bro the Oscar needs him

  • @kidusselemun1241
    @kidusselemun1241 Год назад +106

    The I’m not a robot confirmation was the best and most relatable part 😂😂

    • @zane_037
      @zane_037 Год назад +5

      Same brother 😂

    • @UnfinishedBread
      @UnfinishedBread Год назад

      Its cuz they suck doo doo

    • @Mavendow
      @Mavendow Год назад +5

      A study found that bots are better at solving those than humans.

    • @UnfinishedBread
      @UnfinishedBread Год назад +4

      @@Mavendow so they are useless

    • @Mavendow
      @Mavendow Год назад +3

      ​@@UnfinishedBread Well, they do require the company to buy a bot for their... Ah, illicit campaign. So, I guess they fund more development of better spambots?
      Wait, that's not better, that's worse. Crap.

  • @crazyfries987
    @crazyfries987 Год назад +76

    A ad that’s not annoying and boring and actually funny, cool

    • @The_eggman32
      @The_eggman32 Год назад +1

      😢😢😢

    • @gFamWeb
      @gFamWeb Год назад +2

      Too bad it's an essentially scam product.

    • @dazey856
      @dazey856 Год назад +6

      @@gFamWebis it actually?

    • @TheRealPaulKS
      @TheRealPaulKS Год назад

      @@gFamWeb I don't know. I have a MINI at home that works pretty well. This looks like a good little travel option. I will probably get one when they are available.

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Год назад +8

      Glad you enjoyed it🙌🏼

  • @reddyNB5131
    @reddyNB5131 Год назад +46

    There are a select few RUclipsrs that actually care about sponsors and make me want to get them all while being entertaining. Lando is one of them

  • @vandalismgt
    @vandalismgt Год назад +64

    I love this guy, he can single-handedly make a sponsorship entertaining.

  • @kyled00m
    @kyled00m Год назад +14

    *pulls out a weapon* "Give me your damn laptop." -When hackers(=stalkers) attack!

  • @switchbladejones
    @switchbladejones Год назад +65

    This is great & and works on at least two different levels-as a straight comedy and as a really really funny and sarcastic infomercial.
    Bravo!

  • @Championofseas319
    @Championofseas319 Год назад +33

    Bro slipped in a “sponsor plug” (think) relatively “smoothly”

  • @juliana7720
    @juliana7720 Год назад +40

    These are how ads should work tbh. They should be able to seamlessly blend into a video and not be a beg for sponsorship like so many other YTers.

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Год назад +11

      I hate wasting peoples time so that was the goal🙌🏼🙌🏼

    • @TheRattYT
      @TheRattYT Год назад

      ​@@landokalrizyou stole 4 and a half minutes from me but it was pretty baller

  • @lifeisfake8626
    @lifeisfake8626 Год назад +10

    4:20 thought he was just gonna steal the plug in

  • @jeronjosan9056
    @jeronjosan9056 9 месяцев назад +9

    What if bro unplugged that router.

  • @Abicuh
    @Abicuh Год назад +26

    I don't know how I go a day without your videos. Especially long form ones. Love those.

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Год назад +5

      Glad to hear❤

    • @YuutaAsamura
      @YuutaAsamura Год назад

      Is that sarcasm!? Plz tell me!

    • @Abicuh
      @Abicuh Год назад +1

      @@YuutaAsamura No, I genuinely look forward to his long form videos since his videos are usually shorts

    • @YuutaAsamura
      @YuutaAsamura Год назад +1

      It seems like there's a misunderstanding here, I was talking to our YTuber! I want to hear him say sarcastic remarks, even in his comments, too

    • @Abicuh
      @Abicuh Год назад +1

      @@YuutaAsamura Oh my bad

  • @RawanAhmed-wv1lq
    @RawanAhmed-wv1lq Год назад +7

    The only person who can make me watch a 4 and half minute ad with a smile on my face.

  • @Bluemoon933
    @Bluemoon933 Год назад +19

    I will never skip ads and sponsors if they are done like this

  • @VictorianError
    @VictorianError Год назад +69

    The sarcasm is actually hilarious 😂

  • @kostaseleos
    @kostaseleos Год назад +40

    "Oh VPN, that's cute" 😂😂😂 you really never fail to make me laugh

  • @astrarus
    @astrarus Год назад +9

    If only all ads were like this, I would never skip them

  • @montanarepublic3296
    @montanarepublic3296 Год назад +10

    Dude your transitions into product placements are seamless.

  • @Mr_Soapster
    @Mr_Soapster Год назад +49

    "I can hack this commercial plane but not his laptop" hacking planes seems terrifying💀💀

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Год назад +15

      Lol it would’ve been a bad time to slide in a 9/11 joke I imagine

    • @supersillysammy272
      @supersillysammy272 7 месяцев назад +1

      I mean, there isn't really much you could hack on a plane, most of the computerized shit have mechanical back ups and can get shut down via the breakers anyways

  • @s.m.hassan226
    @s.m.hassan226 Год назад +6

    i wouldn't have been surprised if that USB thing gave existence to a gun to defend this guy when the hacker pointed that gun towards him

  • @mayrix2757
    @mayrix2757 Год назад +9

    this is the climax of sarcasm in a RUclips video, It’s great.

  • @mynski2170
    @mynski2170 Год назад +6

    this has got to be the best youtube video of all time

  • @jarodfriend563
    @jarodfriend563 Год назад +6

    You should be an advertising agent for literally anything! Lando Kalriz ads are the only ones I wouldn't skip 😊

  • @NC12956
    @NC12956 Год назад +15

    Impressive that the hacker managed to sneak the gun on the plane 😂

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Год назад +9

      TSA’s gotta step up their game, lol

  • @NotSkyFoxOfficial
    @NotSkyFoxOfficial Год назад +3

    "So theres no way I can steal from now is there"
    "Yep, absolutely no way"
    *Pulls out a gun on a commercial flight😂😂😂

  • @HelloIAmAnExist
    @HelloIAmAnExist Год назад +5

    1:50 "I have a lot of money to spend because no one has been able to rob me today"
    Jokes on you, I haven't been robbed AND I'm broke

  • @ShogunRyuusha
    @ShogunRyuusha Год назад +4

    "This is great. I can prevent a strange hoodie wearing man from taking my money but this product still can't stop horrible personal interactions."

  • @I_watch_too_much_tv
    @I_watch_too_much_tv 11 месяцев назад +2

    It may have had secure network. But it didn't have a secure bullet proof vest.

  • @gioknowsbest7
    @gioknowsbest7 Год назад +1

    Cleanest ad read of all time, first thing I’m genuinely invested in

  • @JGMGamer07
    @JGMGamer07 Год назад +3

    Best sponsors in the middle of the video EVER!

  • @MIDMAN-v5i
    @MIDMAN-v5i Год назад +8

    This is secretly just a sponsor.

  • @ladtmgaming1831
    @ladtmgaming1831 Год назад +1

    "get the hell away from me", "right away" 😂😭😭2:31

  • @RedIceberg
    @RedIceberg Год назад +2

    That guy is so skilled he hacked the metal detector so he could bring a gun on the flight

  • @An0nym0us115-y
    @An0nym0us115-y Год назад +2

    This is probably the most effective video that I've ever seen to sponsor ANYTHING in such a way that would make me actually consider trying it😂, very well done👏👏👏👏👏

  • @yoshibros1111
    @yoshibros1111 Год назад +5

    I legitimately never noticed the sponsor until the third time he mentioned it, this guy is a legend

  • @KobiHameed
    @KobiHameed Год назад +3

    every sponsored video should be like this

  • @KingdommoonGreg
    @KingdommoonGreg Год назад +4

    i love you and your channel Lando!! and just truly thank you for always making everyone and me laugh so, sooo muchhh!! you're an incredible human being 🥺

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Год назад +2

      Thank you brotha, means a lot❤

    • @KingdommoonGreg
      @KingdommoonGreg Год назад

      @@landokalriz aweeeee Landooo!! you are truly so welcome!! and i'm just so very grateful that it does mean a lot!! 🥺

  • @LaserDuck
    @LaserDuck Год назад +2

    “Your computer screen looks like the matrix right now” should be said every time you make an encounter with a hacker lol

  • @SethTBC
    @SethTBC Год назад +2

    2:09 BRO THIS IS SO RELATABLE LOL

  • @EpicCrownBoy
    @EpicCrownBoy Год назад +3

    This is how straight forward every person should be

  • @AgentCrimson
    @AgentCrimson Год назад +2

    It's amazing how some youtubers can make an entire video about a sponsor and it's still entertaining

  • @peckychicken
    @peckychicken Год назад +22

    I love how smoothly this sponsor vid fits into a normal landokalriz vid

  • @landokalriz
    @landokalriz  Год назад +187

    Check out Deeper Network Below! (*Update: price has increased to $109): www.indiegogo.com/projects/2799363/x/30684016?secret_perk_token=0965164

    • @The_eggman32
      @The_eggman32 Год назад +1

      Will do!!

    • @p6se
      @p6se Год назад +1

      I'll check it out

    • @MeethaMadina1263
      @MeethaMadina1263 Год назад +5

      You were Smooth with it & i like it.

    • @realoddyt
      @realoddyt Год назад +5

      This isnt how hacking works....

    • @MonkeIsTheMan
      @MonkeIsTheMan Год назад

      I love robing middle age men that don’t have jobs

  • @vondalironfist5753
    @vondalironfist5753 Год назад +3

    I was fully expecting the hacker to just remove the little device and run off

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Год назад +2

      Might as well get that full laptop and skip the hack part, haha

  • @ladyriethegoldendelmo5441
    @ladyriethegoldendelmo5441 Год назад +1

    the guy at the end wins. gun talks lol 👀 the guy with the laptop though son of a gun! lol

  • @elliottroth7361
    @elliottroth7361 Год назад +1

    This is the best ad I’ve ever seen

  • @the_jACK_Ripper
    @the_jACK_Ripper Год назад +1

    Best embedded ad ever! Seriously you need a Grammy or an Emmy or an Oscar or something.

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Год назад

      Haha, if I can just get myself a gold play button I’ll be more than satisfied

  • @Falcion-FF
    @Falcion-FF 11 месяцев назад +1

    this video was all an AD and we liked to watch it....
    companies should take example from him

  • @FlareTheMythical
    @FlareTheMythical Год назад +1

    This is what watch dogs 2 looks like when you don't have a maxed out skill tree!

  • @simplebroco9577
    @simplebroco9577 Год назад +2

    This has been the greatest ad in history… they should teach this in over priced college courses

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Год назад +2

      Haha forreal, cause college didnt teach me shit, lol

  • @JackMajor
    @JackMajor Год назад +1

    This is literally my life's sense of humor summarized in a video I can't breathe 💀

  • @wrathofainz
    @wrathofainz Год назад +1

    That little dongle is doing a lot of heavy lifting. It might be a black box now, but I'm sure someone will figure out how to exploit it.

  • @saphire2351
    @saphire2351 Год назад +2

    Been here since 1k subs, and I'm so hyped to see you hit 1 mil soon! You're definitely my favorite channel😁

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Год назад +1

      Damn you’ve made it this far, thanks for stickin around❤

  • @anandparan3011
    @anandparan3011 Год назад +2

    Even entry level job required like 75 years of experience, man 😂 ROFL.

  • @splatdon1750
    @splatdon1750 Год назад

    Love your content man! Sarcasm and comedy at it's finest.

  • @AtariEntity
    @AtariEntity 11 месяцев назад +1

    a gun always win every conversation :D

  • @columbiancoke
    @columbiancoke Год назад +1

    The hacker has elite level hacking skills but doesn’t have a job 😂

  • @NZGAMER50
    @NZGAMER50 9 месяцев назад +1

    2:15 Siri literally activates every single time!!!

  • @mac23806
    @mac23806 Год назад +1

    It's always the captcha that ruins hackers

  • @fazedavis
    @fazedavis Год назад +1

    this is the best ad I've ever seen

  • @redfromberk
    @redfromberk Год назад +1

    damn that ad was smooth
    did not think i was watching it for the first part

  • @leoncaples2947
    @leoncaples2947 Год назад +3

    How the fudge did hacker guy sneak a gun on the plane?
    Damn, TSA, you really failed.
    NSA, hire this guy already!

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Год назад +1

      Lol he’s got a very specific set of skills

  • @spacecore94
    @spacecore94 2 месяца назад

    The hacker was then summarily tackled and curb stomped for bringing a gun onto the plane as well as talking out loud, ruining every passengers nap

  • @Knosek
    @Knosek Год назад +19

    Only he can make sponsorship interesting 💀

  • @nitinkohli2664
    @nitinkohli2664 Год назад +1

    Here king of sarcasm you dropped this 👑

  • @MrDrasticDark
    @MrDrasticDark Год назад

    Everyones gangster until a hacker throws a tantrum over a pocket sized USB

  • @typetalk3726
    @typetalk3726 Год назад +1

    Bro… that is just firewall + ad-blocker.

  • @Dr.ArgusQuest
    @Dr.ArgusQuest Год назад +1

    "How can i hack this commercial airplane but not this mans laptop?"

  • @BestLaginator
    @BestLaginator Год назад +5

    Bro this entire video is just a skit for an ad💀

  • @Juju_75
    @Juju_75 Год назад

    Keep it up man, your videos help me out so much

  • @jisef2270
    @jisef2270 Год назад +1

    This was the greatest advertisement ever conceived by humanity

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Год назад

      Haha I try not to waste anybody’s time around here

  • @DeerJerky
    @DeerJerky Год назад +23

    I absolutely love how your humor did not degrade a single bit with the very much sponsored video! I laughed quite a lot lol
    For a one time $100, it actually seems like good value for the VPN IF it holds up to its promises and doesn't end up selling your tunneled data to stay profitable
    My only question though is why it's a USB stick and not just software

    • @H1DD3NxN1NJA
      @H1DD3NxN1NJA Год назад +4

      From what I gained from this and looking it up online, I believe it’s a USB stick because it pretty much gives you your own Wi-Fi, kinda like a hotspot off your phone, that’s how it could stop hackers cause you won’t have to connect to public Wi-Fi’s with this

    • @DeerJerky
      @DeerJerky Год назад

      @@H1DD3NxN1NJA that's strange, since it's being marketed as a VPN which runs through an existing network, and the company would need to buy bandwidth to local cell towers to make its own hotspot to route your data through the Internet - which at best is as fast as your phone's service (I forget if the ad claimed to make your WiFi speed faster or not)
      Both of these things aren't mutually exclusive, but to simplify by analogy, a VPN is like holding your laptop close to your chest in a crowded street, whilst a hotspot is like taking a detour to a completely empty street - you don't really need to do both at the same time as it's just unnecessary and not much of a security boon

    • @DeerJerky
      @DeerJerky Год назад +1

      Though, It would make sense if the sole purpose of the VPN was for accessing region locked content, that'd make sense
      Just a bit mismarketed if so

    • @Mavendow
      @Mavendow Год назад +2

      ​@@DeerJerky Having a different network won't stop hackers, just script kiddies. Hackers can take control of little dongles and make the dongle connect directly to their own PC. At which point, it's easy enough to break the remaining encryption via MITM. The proper way to secure the connection is via WPA3 so it can't be taken over so easily. Even though WPA2 authentication has long been broken, cellular and satellite connections are FAR more vulnerable. Their so-called "authentication" is based on decades-old tech.

    • @DeerJerky
      @DeerJerky Год назад +2

      @@Mavendow pretty much yeah

  • @ladyriethegoldendelmo5441
    @ladyriethegoldendelmo5441 Год назад +2

    imagine travel on plane just to take someone computer 💀

  • @vicphil1339
    @vicphil1339 Год назад

    Hey Bubba #HACKERS Always #DIE Lol I Figured "You"
    👊🤣👉Definitely Needed To Know That !

  • @aravindjalajan5368
    @aravindjalajan5368 Год назад +1

    bruh
    "gimme me the damm laptop"
    That got me 🤣

  • @dragon_of_shuu
    @dragon_of_shuu Год назад +2

    His job problem is my exact situation. I've been programming since the 4th grade, and I still can't get a job. Welcome to the current crazy job market :)

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Год назад +2

      It’s unreal the world we live in lol

  • @thecrazyrascal9021
    @thecrazyrascal9021 Год назад +19

    Bro needs an Oscar

  • @rsmasterkeith
    @rsmasterkeith Год назад

    Love the ending. I thought the hacker was going to say give me your IP address, and your default gateway, but he took the whole laptop.

  • @Wii1235
    @Wii1235 Год назад +2

    The only ad id watch

  • @MaverickNALM
    @MaverickNALM Год назад

    This is the most entertaining advertisement I’ve ever watched

  • @Red_4656
    @Red_4656 7 месяцев назад

    This ad is so damn entertaining I could watch it again and again if I wanted to

  • @ILoveGaming115
    @ILoveGaming115 4 месяца назад

    Lando is the only person to man’s fun sponsors, i swear😂😂

  • @Daviticus042
    @Daviticus042 2 месяца назад +1

    I just watched an ad...interrupted by ads.

  • @dsanchack332
    @dsanchack332 5 месяцев назад +1

    3:19-3:37 I hate how realistic this conversation is.

  • @Nerozhen
    @Nerozhen Год назад +2

    Its hilarious how this guy makes ads so well 😂

  • @chrishernandez3915
    @chrishernandez3915 5 месяцев назад

    LMAO 🤣 Priceless ending “ Give me the dam laptop”

  • @GabrielAngeloGalang
    @GabrielAngeloGalang Год назад +1

    Lmao
    I Love This!,
    I really love you're content man! ❤

  • @Chickenmm-g3l
    @Chickenmm-g3l Год назад +2

    This is such a good channel

  • @rkeenan85
    @rkeenan85 Год назад

    This is the only time that I have seen an ad in a RUclips video and actually enjoyed it.

  • @bruhnish598
    @bruhnish598 Год назад +1

    the promotion was so smooth

  • @Nat-ff8pq
    @Nat-ff8pq Год назад +1

    Sliding in a sponsorship so smoothly

  • @lindiepearl
    @lindiepearl Год назад

    This is one of the most awesome creators ever 😂

  • @ReaIHuman
    @ReaIHuman Год назад +1

    I think it would be safer to assume he's a drug dealer.

  • @lunamoon9388
    @lunamoon9388 Год назад +1

    Bro just created a film with actually logicAl thinking people

  • @ameliamae9227
    @ameliamae9227 Год назад

    The entire video is one big sponsor advertisement....pretty slick with your trickeration!!!!!

  • @MrTickle21
    @MrTickle21 12 дней назад

    I’ve never been this unstressed in a sponsor before