I love how he went from “I’m sold” to “could you program it to drive off a cliff, because I’d really love that” not even the sarcastic Lando can sarcasm his way around the apple bs.
Yet they sell us the lie that it is more important to protect the planet that we have no control over than human lives that we do. Man with misplaced priorities.
I was gonna say "Self-driving mode follows Apple Maps, so it will take you about 35-40 minutes to get somewhere about half a mile away, and that's without traffic delays"
bruh i have an iphone and yes i should sh*t on it bc my parents have xrs and the “updates” have ruined their phones, my mom can’t even receive pictures from texts on her phone anymore
@@landokalriz I've been hearing these rumors since the beginning of the internet. If it ever happens it will most likely be a Tesla with a different design but nobody can remove a single screw without voiding the warranty and soft locking the car.
I car be like Windows:extra Doors:extra Windshield wiper:extra Trunk:extra Tires:extra Engine:extra Charger:extra Paying for the car:extra Paying tax:extra
"So that'll be $1,000,000,000 dollars and the windows, doors, steering wheel, wheels, engine, keys and chairs will be sold separately and the battery is gonna run out in only 5 seconds."
My man forgot to mention the "Apple car pro max" which is really disappointing as all the best features are on that one, but it might require a few more zeros 😂
the Steve Jobs Ultra Premium Triple Platinum Limited edition will come out with less usable features, more mediocre cameras a truly horrendous battery life all for the mere measly $2 billion USD
Reasons why apple sucks 1. Preventing software downgrades for iphones when older ipsws/ios are no longer signed in on Itunes 2. Remotely disabling and bootlooping iphones on older ios forcing them to update and erase their phones. 3. Preventing newer backups from being restored on previous macos/ios versions. 4. Making Photos Libraries incompatible on different macos to force people to buy icloud to transfer their photos libraries to different macos. 5. Disabling older working versions of applications that use internet, then make newer versions only be compatible with latest versions of macos/ios to force users to update.
“Oh and don’t let a Samsung user in the car or they’ll be anialated” wow such pure and honest words they might as well have a 5000$ fee for even touching the car
I love how he went from “I’m sold” to “could you program it to drive off a cliff, because I’d really love that” not even the sarcastic Lando can sarcasm his way around the apple bs.
Hahah he tried but the f*cking he was receiving was to severe to handle
@@landokalriz Too much of something isn’t exactly good, no matter how good it feels 😏
And then back to *”I’m sold”*
@@reliableboi2847wow 😂😂
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"wow that's a lot of 14 year olds" this was such a brilliant line. The amount of labor that goes into some of the resources needed is shocking.
And we all pretend it doesn’t exist, lol
@@landokalriz monkey see no evil
@@landokalriz Most of us know, the companies simply pretend they don't know themselves and apple users eat it up
@@StillSpacey It's also samsung and other companies that uses android not just apple, there's nothing we can do about it 🤦♂
Yet they sell us the lie that it is more important to protect the planet that we have no control over than human lives that we do. Man with misplaced priorities.
I love the "Well, fuck me." "No one wants to fuck you, sir." And the "Yep." when he saw the back up camera.
He already knew what to expect😂
The no-one wants to fuck you was on a personal level 😂😂😂
Sad but I find that relatable
Indeed
@@TheLeviathanYT me too
legends say he's still writing 0's in that notebook
😂
Fr
10^9
@@landokalriz I love how you interact with the community. 😊
man gonna reach googol number by than
I was gonna say "Self-driving mode follows Apple Maps, so it will take you about 35-40 minutes to get somewhere about half a mile away, and that's without traffic delays"
LMFAOOOOO
But at least you'll get an accurate map of all the trees on the way!
"Sir we insist"
"Alright I'm sold"💀
😂you can sell an Apple user anything
@@landokalriztrue! those people are sheeps 💀😂
Q@@landokalriz
These Apple videos are always hilarious 😂
I will shit on Apple til the day I die my friend
Preach
@Lando Kalriz that's really good because the company deserves it
bruh i have an iphone and yes i should sh*t on it bc my parents have xrs and the “updates” have ruined their phones, my mom can’t even receive pictures from texts on her phone anymore
@@landokalriz good
You gotta flip it upside down to charge it 😂
*Flashbacks to the Apple Mouse*
😂thought about throwing that in there
I had forgotten about that.., yikes
Why do I have a feeling Apple is going to take this into an actual idea.
They come out with the actual Apple Car in 2024, we'll see how this video ages😂
@@landokalriz bet u an ICar they will not give you credit
The new Apple VR headset thingy is close enough right? It is a scam Afterall
well I heard its coming in 2024 so lol
@@landokalriz I've been hearing these rumors since the beginning of the internet. If it ever happens it will most likely be a Tesla with a different design but nobody can remove a single screw without voiding the warranty and soft locking the car.
Best laugh I had all week, sending this to all my friends
Happy to hear that😂
@@landokalriz you da best!
Me too! Send to myself
"dont bring an android user in the car, they'll be annhialated" "what was that?" got me cracked up so hard man 🤣🤣🤣 keep up the humuourous work lando
The guy specified "Samsung". So if you have an LG or a OnePlus or, heck, even a Pixel, you're fine.
You should make if Microsoft made a car lol
comes with windows pre-installed
@SyunGupta it runs at 14 frames per hour UvU
Built in Xbox with only original Xbox games lol
And it's already obsolete.
will be updating forever whenever you press start button
If ever apple made a car, will they have windows???🤣🤣
Best video yet. Freaking loved it!
Happy to hear it🙏🏼
3:15 “Well f*ck me no-one wants to f*ck you sir”. Had me laughing so much. 😂
😂
@@landokalriz I just realize that you roasted yourself on the part you said no one wants to f*ck you sir…
"Instead of windows, we have 8K cameras so that we can know exactly where you live so we can hack your car the go to the nearest Apple Store."
2024 - Apple makes a car
2072 - The car looks exactly the same with a bigger rear view mirror and slightly larger windshield.
“Innovation”
2:12 I lost it!
Me to🤬😡
What would happen if Lando Kalriz would sell you a car?
Probably sell you a Lamborghini for $0.69 and a hot-wheels for $4,200,000 simultaneously lmao.
"Wow there are a lot of 14 year olds" 💀💀
Edit: this is probably the most like I've ever had thanks
I'm not 14 though
@@legendspryzens3 You will be.
@@dansmith1661 no I won't
that one made me fall from laughing 😂
@WS47 yeah by 10 years (11 years on the 29th of March this year)
First time he didn't said "Hello welcome to Apple how can we scam... I mean help you?"
Damn can't believe he almost has 1 million, I was here since 60k and now he's huge. Keep up the good work man you deserve it
Thanks so much🙏🏼 It's been a freakin blessing
There should have been no windows
I car be like
Windows:extra
Doors:extra
Windshield wiper:extra
Trunk:extra
Tires:extra
Engine:extra
Charger:extra
Paying for the car:extra
Paying tax:extra
"So that'll be $1,000,000,000 dollars and the windows, doors, steering wheel, wheels, engine, keys and chairs will be sold separately and the battery is gonna run out in only 5 seconds."
It’s gonna be 10^99999999999 repeating
Bro the backup camera 🤣💀
BRAVO LANDO!!! PLEASE KEEP THE LAUGHS COMING! YOU'RE FANTASTIC!!!!!
Preciate it man will do🙏🏼
When the windshield cracks you have to send the whole car to Apple for a month-long repair costing half the value of the car.
At least it's half the value, not half the price. So it will be pretty cheap.
No, just send it to Apple Auto Glass. Real Company.
1:50 GIMME BACK MY PHONE CASE 😂😂😂
I bet if they made a car they’d make some special charging cable that no other car uses and forces third party companies to make adapters
You know, the most unrealistic ting about this sketch…
…is that the apple employee is actually pretty honest
“Sir, that apple is actually an orange, and if you see an apple, you are a paranoid conspiracy theorist”
The fact that this looks like a good car is wild to me
Put in groceries and the car asks you to upgrade for more storage
I respect a salesman that has enough drive to not take no for an answer like the one depicted in this skit.
At 3:42 I thought you were going to say it’s the same thing but made with titanium
Dude your just giving Apple ideas at this point.
The fact its going to happen is insane💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Bruh Ikr lmfaooo 🤣🤣💀
Not anymore because they abandoned the project
Amazing video man keep it up🎉🎉🎉🎉
Thank you!
My dude! I'm glad SOMEBODY else understands why/what I hate about Apple! Thank you! 😂
04:10 drill sergeants counting push ups
It so funny keep up the good work
to this day the employee is still saying zero
“This is the inside of the car” “ yeah I was really confused about that” was prob my fav part
The AI generated video summary thinks the iCar is real, thats so fucking hilarious
This is, just, gold 😂
My man forgot to mention the "Apple car pro max" which is really disappointing as all the best features are on that one, but it might require a few more zeros 😂
the Steve Jobs Ultra Premium Triple Platinum Limited edition will come out with less usable features, more mediocre cameras a truly horrendous battery life all for the mere measly $2 billion USD
Still a massive discount compared to the ICar
12k backup camera with 10 gb more storage
I love this so much its amazing
thank youu🙏🏼
After watching this I am sold with no concerns
Same😐
“You really are an apple user aren’t you?”
“I don’t get it either” 😂
Bro. It’s so funny to me that I got an Apple ad before the video. Lol
Thanks
Don't forget about the part where when they make a new car, They don't change a thing
Yep😂
Or remove useful features, like tires or headset phone jacks or charging ports
They change the name or add pro. Makes it hip
Some say he’s still writing zeros to this day
i love these videos keep it up
3:24
This got me laughing my ass of 😂😂
Lmao not the otter box case 😂😂😂
It uses Apple Maps so that'll probably happen anyway 😂😂😂
For anyone wondering the car is 1,000,000,000,000 or 1 trillion
I wonder if the anti-theft system of the Apple Car is going to be the alarm that everybody hates XD
Reasons why apple sucks
1. Preventing software downgrades for iphones when older ipsws/ios are no longer signed in on Itunes
2. Remotely disabling and bootlooping iphones on older ios forcing them to update and erase their phones.
3. Preventing newer backups from being restored on previous macos/ios versions.
4. Making Photos Libraries incompatible on different macos to force people to buy icloud to transfer their photos libraries to different macos.
5. Disabling older working versions of applications that use internet, then make newer versions only be compatible with latest versions of macos/ios to force users to update.
this guy just describe apple company in about 4 minutes fun video🤣
Apple probably made like 30 "new" iPhones while he was still listing zeroes
“I need you to take out ur notebook and write these numbers down: 1000000000000000 ♾️”
Love you vids
Wow! those back cameras were so hilarious!
Apple made a car... BUT IT STILL HAS WINDOWS?
Exactly the way every Apple customer thinks. LOL
legend has it that they're still there and the apple employee is still saying 'zero'
Wow I started at Mcds at 15…could’ve been at Apple a YEAR sooner!?!? Damn
Casual conversational sarcasm. My favorite. 🙄
"Don't let a Samsung user in the car or *they'll be annihilated* "
Me *a Samsung user* : ...
Me: damn okay
“Oh and don’t let a Samsung user in the car or they’ll be anialated” wow such pure and honest words they might as well have a 5000$ fee for even touching the car
3:16 I feel u bruh 😂
And so he sold all his assets just for this iCar and next day they announced a new new model 😂
You're predicting future don't give them ideas man. 😐☝️
Wheels and windshield sold separately.
Wheels: $975,000
Windshield: $315,799
😂😂😂😂 Quickest I've ever liked a video on YT
😂thanks man
Dam apple made the I car a manual transmission.
I'm pretty sure he wanted to say something else when he said "blow me away" 🤣
keep fu**ing apple your a legend
I thought we all agreed that iCar would have no windows
Meanwhile Apple be like: "Write that down, write that down..."
Legend says he still saying zero
Wow I guess iff apple made a car it would have windows 😮
so cool! and on point :)
Will the Apple car have windows😂😂 *serious thoughts*
Well actually, Apple just announced their new car that will be sold in 2026
Bro has beef with apple
now the apple iPlane which will cost $1,000,000,000 as a private jet and $600,000,000 as a commercial airliner 💀💀💀
“If you let a Samsung user into the car the will be anailated”
“What’s that?”
I just gotta love his sarcasm
Stepped it up a notch on this one😂
“You don’t want a Samsung user inside the car or they’ll get annihilated” 💀
“and don’t let a Samsung user in the car or they will be annihilated.” 😂😂😂😂
As a Samsung user, I felt threatened by this (Apple sucks 😅).
They just released the apple car. WITH ITS OWN CHARGER!!! Can u predict the future😂😂😂😂
whyu cringe bro
I was expecting the car to be shaped like an apple.
🗿…. “Butttt”
Wait until you see the android car, it doesn't even turn on.
Not going to lie this video is hilarious
Keep up the good work! 😊
He messed with his trademark "f*ck me" "no thanks".. and I'm not sure whether to be impressed or sad.
All things must evolve
@@landokalriz I agree, sir. Keep going, then?