If Apple Made a Car

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  • Опубликовано: 3 янв 2025

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  • @reliableboi2847
    @reliableboi2847 Год назад +1657

    I love how he went from “I’m sold” to “could you program it to drive off a cliff, because I’d really love that” not even the sarcastic Lando can sarcasm his way around the apple bs.

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Год назад +224

      Hahah he tried but the f*cking he was receiving was to severe to handle

    • @reliableboi2847
      @reliableboi2847 Год назад +26

      @@landokalriz Too much of something isn’t exactly good, no matter how good it feels 😏

    • @StarwarsRouge
      @StarwarsRouge Год назад +12

      And then back to *”I’m sold”*

    • @miradijustsomwe5250
      @miradijustsomwe5250 Год назад +3

      ​@@reliableboi2847wow 😂😂

    • @TRG_R17
      @TRG_R17 Год назад

      Reply 5

  • @FortuneBound
    @FortuneBound Год назад +843

    "wow that's a lot of 14 year olds" this was such a brilliant line. The amount of labor that goes into some of the resources needed is shocking.

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Год назад +134

      And we all pretend it doesn’t exist, lol

    • @FortuneBound
      @FortuneBound Год назад

      @@landokalriz monkey see no evil

    • @StillSpacey
      @StillSpacey Год назад +4

      @@landokalriz Most of us know, the companies simply pretend they don't know themselves and apple users eat it up

    • @coolerplays3477
      @coolerplays3477 Год назад +3

      @@StillSpacey It's also samsung and other companies that uses android not just apple, there's nothing we can do about it 🤦‍♂

    • @sequoia689
      @sequoia689 Год назад

      Yet they sell us the lie that it is more important to protect the planet that we have no control over than human lives that we do. Man with misplaced priorities.

  • @JacobL228
    @JacobL228 Год назад +922

    I love the "Well, fuck me." "No one wants to fuck you, sir." And the "Yep." when he saw the back up camera.

  • @chaimlevin8811
    @chaimlevin8811 Год назад +2440

    legends say he's still writing 0's in that notebook

  • @RatedRMario21
    @RatedRMario21 Год назад +294

    I was gonna say "Self-driving mode follows Apple Maps, so it will take you about 35-40 minutes to get somewhere about half a mile away, and that's without traffic delays"

    • @DiamondBroPlayz
      @DiamondBroPlayz Год назад +4

      LMFAOOOOO

    • @xEqualsRandom
      @xEqualsRandom Год назад +7

      But at least you'll get an accurate map of all the trees on the way!

  • @Amogh_14
    @Amogh_14 Год назад +433

    "Sir we insist"
    "Alright I'm sold"💀

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Год назад +56

      😂you can sell an Apple user anything

    • @miradijustsomwe5250
      @miradijustsomwe5250 Год назад +9

      ​@@landokalriztrue! those people are sheeps 💀😂

    • @GuiTaMan
      @GuiTaMan 4 месяца назад

      Q​@@landokalriz

  • @fruityfruityfruities
    @fruityfruityfruities Год назад +555

    These Apple videos are always hilarious 😂

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Год назад +115

      I will shit on Apple til the day I die my friend

    • @joshuae.massicott2721
      @joshuae.massicott2721 Год назад +8

      Preach

    • @ppilihplul
      @ppilihplul Год назад +14

      ​@Lando Kalriz that's really good because the company deserves it

    • @sandserpenthiss
      @sandserpenthiss Год назад +5

      bruh i have an iphone and yes i should sh*t on it bc my parents have xrs and the “updates” have ruined their phones, my mom can’t even receive pictures from texts on her phone anymore

    • @Lochlany
      @Lochlany Год назад +2

      @@landokalriz good

  • @FuriousFire898
    @FuriousFire898 Год назад +149

    You gotta flip it upside down to charge it 😂
    *Flashbacks to the Apple Mouse*

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Год назад +46

      😂thought about throwing that in there

    • @PS5ProGaming23
      @PS5ProGaming23 3 месяца назад

      I had forgotten about that.., yikes

  • @liamlachance9951
    @liamlachance9951 Год назад +217

    Why do I have a feeling Apple is going to take this into an actual idea.

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Год назад +66

      They come out with the actual Apple Car in 2024, we'll see how this video ages😂

    • @TheLeviathanYT
      @TheLeviathanYT Год назад +10

      ​@@landokalriz bet u an ICar they will not give you credit

    • @Billabong1264
      @Billabong1264 Год назад +6

      The new Apple VR headset thingy is close enough right? It is a scam Afterall

    • @ladyriethegoldendelmo5441
      @ladyriethegoldendelmo5441 Год назад +2

      well I heard its coming in 2024 so lol

    • @markm0000
      @markm0000 Год назад +2

      @@landokalriz I've been hearing these rumors since the beginning of the internet. If it ever happens it will most likely be a Tesla with a different design but nobody can remove a single screw without voiding the warranty and soft locking the car.

  • @wolfshead13
    @wolfshead13 Год назад +102

    Best laugh I had all week, sending this to all my friends

  • @60NE_
    @60NE_ Год назад +83

    "dont bring an android user in the car, they'll be annhialated" "what was that?" got me cracked up so hard man 🤣🤣🤣 keep up the humuourous work lando

    • @VestedUTuber
      @VestedUTuber 9 месяцев назад +5

      The guy specified "Samsung". So if you have an LG or a OnePlus or, heck, even a Pixel, you're fine.

  • @CaryKopp
    @CaryKopp Год назад +164

    You should make if Microsoft made a car lol

    • @SyunGupta
      @SyunGupta Год назад +49

      comes with windows pre-installed

    • @Marsh370
      @Marsh370 Год назад +12

      ​@SyunGupta it runs at 14 frames per hour UvU

    • @FlameFoxen
      @FlameFoxen Год назад +24

      Built in Xbox with only original Xbox games lol

    • @dansmith1661
      @dansmith1661 Год назад +8

      And it's already obsolete.

    • @DurgeshMaheshwaritela
      @DurgeshMaheshwaritela Год назад +26

      will be updating forever whenever you press start button

  • @samandsanvideos
    @samandsanvideos Год назад +14

    If ever apple made a car, will they have windows???🤣🤣

  • @VacMaster1991
    @VacMaster1991 Год назад +47

    Best video yet. Freaking loved it!

  • @Christina19322
    @Christina19322 Год назад +6

    3:15 “Well f*ck me no-one wants to f*ck you sir”. Had me laughing so much. 😂

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Год назад +1

      😂

    • @Christina19322
      @Christina19322 Год назад

      @@landokalriz I just realize that you roasted yourself on the part you said no one wants to f*ck you sir…

  • @jacobs5546
    @jacobs5546 Год назад +7

    "Instead of windows, we have 8K cameras so that we can know exactly where you live so we can hack your car the go to the nearest Apple Store."

  • @themac150
    @themac150 11 месяцев назад +5

    2024 - Apple makes a car
    2072 - The car looks exactly the same with a bigger rear view mirror and slightly larger windshield.
    “Innovation”

  • @NocturnalPyro
    @NocturnalPyro Год назад +8

    2:12 I lost it!

  • @Matthew_Klepadlo
    @Matthew_Klepadlo Год назад +46

    What would happen if Lando Kalriz would sell you a car?
    Probably sell you a Lamborghini for $0.69 and a hot-wheels for $4,200,000 simultaneously lmao.

  • @mrflammable4664
    @mrflammable4664 Год назад +128

    "Wow there are a lot of 14 year olds" 💀💀
    Edit: this is probably the most like I've ever had thanks

  • @FlopTheFloppa
    @FlopTheFloppa Месяц назад +2

    First time he didn't said "Hello welcome to Apple how can we scam... I mean help you?"

  • @technicalproductions6474
    @technicalproductions6474 Год назад +27

    Damn can't believe he almost has 1 million, I was here since 60k and now he's huge. Keep up the good work man you deserve it

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Год назад +7

      Thanks so much🙏🏼 It's been a freakin blessing

  • @prancerandromeo
    @prancerandromeo Год назад +11

    There should have been no windows

  • @Sub2Penguinet
    @Sub2Penguinet Год назад +2

    I car be like
    Windows:extra
    Doors:extra
    Windshield wiper:extra
    Trunk:extra
    Tires:extra
    Engine:extra
    Charger:extra
    Paying for the car:extra
    Paying tax:extra

  • @Bread20349
    @Bread20349 Год назад +10

    "So that'll be $1,000,000,000 dollars and the windows, doors, steering wheel, wheels, engine, keys and chairs will be sold separately and the battery is gonna run out in only 5 seconds."

    • @BORNaHITMAN4
      @BORNaHITMAN4 Год назад +1

      It’s gonna be 10^99999999999 repeating

  • @Lasagna69
    @Lasagna69 Год назад +18

    Bro the backup camera 🤣💀

  • @robbieknovak9432
    @robbieknovak9432 Год назад +6

    BRAVO LANDO!!! PLEASE KEEP THE LAUGHS COMING! YOU'RE FANTASTIC!!!!!

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Год назад +2

      Preciate it man will do🙏🏼

  • @YayComity
    @YayComity Год назад +17

    When the windshield cracks you have to send the whole car to Apple for a month-long repair costing half the value of the car.

    • @frantisekvrana3902
      @frantisekvrana3902 10 месяцев назад

      At least it's half the value, not half the price. So it will be pretty cheap.

    • @SeansModelBuilds2017
      @SeansModelBuilds2017 8 месяцев назад

      No, just send it to Apple Auto Glass. Real Company.

  • @Evdksurbejhfsnsij
    @Evdksurbejhfsnsij 9 месяцев назад

    1:50 GIMME BACK MY PHONE CASE 😂😂😂

  • @The_Original_Rtxyz
    @The_Original_Rtxyz 3 месяца назад +2

    I bet if they made a car they’d make some special charging cable that no other car uses and forces third party companies to make adapters

  • @kingbaluyut7550
    @kingbaluyut7550 Год назад +48

    You know, the most unrealistic ting about this sketch…
    …is that the apple employee is actually pretty honest

    • @IslandersFan100
      @IslandersFan100 Год назад +1

      “Sir, that apple is actually an orange, and if you see an apple, you are a paranoid conspiracy theorist”

  • @CaptainAloof
    @CaptainAloof 10 месяцев назад +1

    The fact that this looks like a good car is wild to me

  • @thebenwilbert
    @thebenwilbert Год назад +3

    Put in groceries and the car asks you to upgrade for more storage

  • @tankdogization
    @tankdogization 3 месяца назад

    I respect a salesman that has enough drive to not take no for an answer like the one depicted in this skit.

  • @Ashinator-zb2ms
    @Ashinator-zb2ms 3 месяца назад +2

    At 3:42 I thought you were going to say it’s the same thing but made with titanium

  • @timothycaudill9039
    @timothycaudill9039 Год назад +2

    Dude your just giving Apple ideas at this point.

  • @Inloth
    @Inloth Год назад +7

    The fact its going to happen is insane💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @frootiusoro4890
      @frootiusoro4890 Год назад

      Bruh Ikr lmfaooo 🤣🤣💀

    • @CSMan_official
      @CSMan_official 8 месяцев назад +1

      Not anymore because they abandoned the project

  • @Shiven34567
    @Shiven34567 Год назад +2

    Amazing video man keep it up🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @Megabyte2k4
    @Megabyte2k4 Год назад +13

    My dude! I'm glad SOMEBODY else understands why/what I hate about Apple! Thank you! 😂

  • @AhDollar
    @AhDollar Год назад

    04:10 drill sergeants counting push ups

  • @stratosphere2025
    @stratosphere2025 Год назад +2

    It so funny keep up the good work

  • @zellzoii
    @zellzoii Год назад +13

    to this day the employee is still saying zero

  • @kalebcamp8148
    @kalebcamp8148 Год назад +4

    “This is the inside of the car” “ yeah I was really confused about that” was prob my fav part

  • @ahuman5592
    @ahuman5592 Год назад +3

    The AI generated video summary thinks the iCar is real, thats so fucking hilarious

  • @GXT_ROGUE
    @GXT_ROGUE Год назад +8

    This is, just, gold 😂

  • @Lynx-Abir
    @Lynx-Abir Год назад +19

    My man forgot to mention the "Apple car pro max" which is really disappointing as all the best features are on that one, but it might require a few more zeros 😂

    • @harveylong5878
      @harveylong5878 Год назад

      the Steve Jobs Ultra Premium Triple Platinum Limited edition will come out with less usable features, more mediocre cameras a truly horrendous battery life all for the mere measly $2 billion USD

    • @darkyang6601
      @darkyang6601 Год назад

      Still a massive discount compared to the ICar

    • @PepiCat
      @PepiCat Год назад

      12k backup camera with 10 gb more storage

  • @koresaliva
    @koresaliva Год назад +5

    I love this so much its amazing

  • @Ivan-Gomez
    @Ivan-Gomez Год назад +2

    After watching this I am sold with no concerns

  • @greamlin
    @greamlin 3 месяца назад

    “You really are an apple user aren’t you?”
    “I don’t get it either” 😂

  • @yinyangyt8749
    @yinyangyt8749 Год назад +1

    Bro. It’s so funny to me that I got an Apple ad before the video. Lol

  • @dylanosborne-ux1uz
    @dylanosborne-ux1uz Год назад

    Thanks

  • @Zippy5239
    @Zippy5239 Год назад +3

    Don't forget about the part where when they make a new car, They don't change a thing

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Год назад

      Yep😂

    • @kyledavis4890
      @kyledavis4890 Год назад +1

      Or remove useful features, like tires or headset phone jacks or charging ports

    • @skykid-gh1bn
      @skykid-gh1bn 10 месяцев назад

      They change the name or add pro. Makes it hip

  • @EliteEmeraldVR
    @EliteEmeraldVR 3 месяца назад +1

    Some say he’s still writing zeros to this day

  • @Mrmonkey-
    @Mrmonkey- Год назад +3

    i love these videos keep it up

  • @IsaacDronesYT
    @IsaacDronesYT Год назад

    3:24
    This got me laughing my ass of 😂😂

  • @theswarmstorm
    @theswarmstorm Год назад

    Lmao not the otter box case 😂😂😂

  • @KrisKomar
    @KrisKomar 9 месяцев назад +1

    It uses Apple Maps so that'll probably happen anyway 😂😂😂

  • @Blank-mf1qc
    @Blank-mf1qc Год назад +2

    For anyone wondering the car is 1,000,000,000,000 or 1 trillion

  • @NikTek
    @NikTek Год назад +1

    I wonder if the anti-theft system of the Apple Car is going to be the alarm that everybody hates XD

    • @fuefme9332
      @fuefme9332 Год назад

      Reasons why apple sucks
      1. Preventing software downgrades for iphones when older ipsws/ios are no longer signed in on Itunes
      2. Remotely disabling and bootlooping iphones on older ios forcing them to update and erase their phones.
      3. Preventing newer backups from being restored on previous macos/ios versions.
      4. Making Photos Libraries incompatible on different macos to force people to buy icloud to transfer their photos libraries to different macos.
      5. Disabling older working versions of applications that use internet, then make newer versions only be compatible with latest versions of macos/ios to force users to update.

  • @kafka_enjoyer
    @kafka_enjoyer Год назад +4

    this guy just describe apple company in about 4 minutes fun video🤣

  • @Imtotalyarealperson
    @Imtotalyarealperson 7 месяцев назад +1

    Apple probably made like 30 "new" iPhones while he was still listing zeroes

  • @glitching_dude
    @glitching_dude Год назад +1

    “I need you to take out ur notebook and write these numbers down: 1000000000000000 ♾️”

  • @zyad207
    @zyad207 Год назад +1

    Love you vids

  • @seyedkazemmoosavizargar9398
    @seyedkazemmoosavizargar9398 2 месяца назад

    Wow! those back cameras were so hilarious!

  • @wine_man.
    @wine_man. Год назад +2

    Apple made a car... BUT IT STILL HAS WINDOWS?

  • @billtwok6864
    @billtwok6864 3 месяца назад

    Exactly the way every Apple customer thinks. LOL

  • @PanagiotisZioutos
    @PanagiotisZioutos 2 месяца назад

    legend has it that they're still there and the apple employee is still saying 'zero'

  • @marcsequence
    @marcsequence 10 месяцев назад +1

    Wow I started at Mcds at 15…could’ve been at Apple a YEAR sooner!?!? Damn

  • @clqudy4750
    @clqudy4750 6 месяцев назад

    Casual conversational sarcasm. My favorite. 🙄

  • @hanazeeshan5315
    @hanazeeshan5315 Год назад +1

    "Don't let a Samsung user in the car or *they'll be annihilated* "
    Me *a Samsung user* : ...
    Me: damn okay

  • @The_traveler.1
    @The_traveler.1 Год назад +1

    “Oh and don’t let a Samsung user in the car or they’ll be anialated” wow such pure and honest words they might as well have a 5000$ fee for even touching the car

  • @StarwarsRouge
    @StarwarsRouge Год назад

    3:16 I feel u bruh 😂

  • @JJDaMan808
    @JJDaMan808 Год назад +17

    And so he sold all his assets just for this iCar and next day they announced a new new model 😂

  • @itsmedevil09
    @itsmedevil09 Год назад +3

    You're predicting future don't give them ideas man. 😐☝️

  • @TheMak1S
    @TheMak1S 3 месяца назад +1

    Wheels and windshield sold separately.
    Wheels: $975,000
    Windshield: $315,799

  • @travisdinham6084
    @travisdinham6084 Год назад +3

    😂😂😂😂 Quickest I've ever liked a video on YT

  • @sparkigar5980
    @sparkigar5980 Год назад +2

    Dam apple made the I car a manual transmission.

  • @wolfpack95805
    @wolfpack95805 Год назад +1

    I'm pretty sure he wanted to say something else when he said "blow me away" 🤣

  • @yadirrosales9035
    @yadirrosales9035 Год назад +1

    keep fu**ing apple your a legend

  • @themazennn
    @themazennn Год назад +9

    I thought we all agreed that iCar would have no windows

  • @JustinDaniels
    @JustinDaniels Год назад +8

    Meanwhile Apple be like: "Write that down, write that down..."

  • @The_MVP_MREdits
    @The_MVP_MREdits Год назад +1

    Legend says he still saying zero

  • @RateItOrHateItCards
    @RateItOrHateItCards Год назад +1

    Wow I guess iff apple made a car it would have windows 😮

  • @AshishDha
    @AshishDha 7 месяцев назад

    so cool! and on point :)

  • @mightykinggamer
    @mightykinggamer Год назад +2

    Will the Apple car have windows😂😂 *serious thoughts*

  • @JoshuaTagliarino
    @JoshuaTagliarino Год назад +2

    Well actually, Apple just announced their new car that will be sold in 2026

  • @MiniLilly8
    @MiniLilly8 10 месяцев назад +1

    Bro has beef with apple

  • @aguy2763
    @aguy2763 Год назад +1

    now the apple iPlane which will cost $1,000,000,000 as a private jet and $600,000,000 as a commercial airliner 💀💀💀

  • @RaNdOmJuNk-REEEEE
    @RaNdOmJuNk-REEEEE Месяц назад +1

    “If you let a Samsung user into the car the will be anailated”

    • @HamBrine
      @HamBrine 28 дней назад +1

      “What’s that?”

  • @Vendiee-nv2ll
    @Vendiee-nv2ll Год назад +5

    I just gotta love his sarcasm

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Год назад +3

      Stepped it up a notch on this one😂

  • @Raymond-Z32
    @Raymond-Z32 10 месяцев назад

    “You don’t want a Samsung user inside the car or they’ll get annihilated” 💀

  • @pizzalord01
    @pizzalord01 10 месяцев назад

    “and don’t let a Samsung user in the car or they will be annihilated.” 😂😂😂😂

  • @PandaMontana924
    @PandaMontana924 Год назад +4

    As a Samsung user, I felt threatened by this (Apple sucks 😅).

  • @saiyeshaschandrabhimanadam4703

    They just released the apple car. WITH ITS OWN CHARGER!!! Can u predict the future😂😂😂😂

  • @CMcS-xk3hb
    @CMcS-xk3hb Год назад

    I was expecting the car to be shaped like an apple.

  • @SmokeySkullMoosic
    @SmokeySkullMoosic 8 месяцев назад

    🗿…. “Butttt”

  • @TossMesh
    @TossMesh Год назад +1

    Wait until you see the android car, it doesn't even turn on.

  • @anything___Gaming
    @anything___Gaming Год назад

    Not going to lie this video is hilarious

  • @DemystifyPharma
    @DemystifyPharma Год назад +1

    Keep up the good work! 😊

  • @mich83wot
    @mich83wot Год назад +2

    He messed with his trademark "f*ck me" "no thanks".. and I'm not sure whether to be impressed or sad.

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Год назад

      All things must evolve

    • @mich83wot
      @mich83wot Год назад

      @@landokalriz I agree, sir. Keep going, then?