Here are some rules for Soulsborne bosses: - If you think you are done, you aren't. - The more human-sized the enemy, the more scared you should be. - The real fight doesn't begin until the music has at least three choirs and two orchestras blasting at max volume.
As someone who lives in Colorado and knows the governor's kids, I think replacing a senator who turned out to be an evil, semi-invincible cyborg and was defeated by a super-powered cyborg ninja and his dog would be the sort of thing Governor Polis would love to take on. I can confirm that his kids (once told a more rated-G version of the story) would think it was the most epic thing EVER.
Ain Dania It sucks too because the powers in Infamous Second Son were really cool. I just want more of that universe. Also while we’re at it can we get another Prototype game? I’m not quite done with my game of toddler shot put yet.
well it does seem the time between games in getting larger since it was only a 3 year gap from 2 to second son with first light a few months after in the same year yeah but it could be we will get one of the best conduits/bio terrorist sucker punch has dropped
@@sirapple589 I thought the powers were pretty disappointing in second son, bar the unique movements each power gave. You got 4 different power sets but altogether you weren't really doing much more than Cole with just one power.
I like how the player in the Dark Souls 3 video used my age old Dark Souls strategy of "Summon someone and let them either do all the work or tank the boss."
I've stepped on a rake and had it come up and hit me in the face like a Looney Toons character. As I writhed in pain, I found it anything but funny but I can look back and laugh now :)
Armstrong has a REALLY funny weakness when fighting him in the crater. Simply run around him and take his health down little by little by using dash attacks.
It is amazing how calm Leon is. A tiny man is threatening to kill him with his second in command and Romo or whatever, calling it his right hand and Leon just says "Your right hand comes off?". And earlier on in Resi 4 he's in a town with no signs of life anywhere and just says "Where's everyone gone? Bingo?".
The bingo line of course comes AFTER being mobbed by what feels like a hundred angry villagers with hatchets and pitchforks, as well as one particular guy with a chainsaw.
@@davidmoberly8037 If I think about it... The moment you awake in the cemetery of ash, you immediately get attacked by hollows. So... I think that Lothric itself doesn't want you there.
@@davidmoberly8037 I was making a joke about how in games by that developer it's usually a good idea not to mess with the world as it exists because that usually makes things worse. That's all.
Was that a Slim Shady reference? Also that governor joke went above and beyond. That's the type of quality content I subscribe for. Well played Andrew. Time for another certificate.
Elijah Dowsett if Flowey was the one who made you wonder, you must not have played Doom, blood and gore at its best in pixelated form! I remember all the flesh mounds laying around, with their ribs looking like demon jaws reaching up from the ground to eat you
which is a shame cause Infamous Second Son and it's spinoff First Light weren't bad games True you weren't playing as Cole MacGrath and you didn't have electricity powers, but Delsin Rowe was a good replacement (he at least should've clicked with the hipster crowd...who's gonna shame him when he can throw fireballs, summon swords from tv screens, and neon turns him into deadly marksman)
You joked about Dark Souls having several working names but they did reject the names Dark Ring (for obvious reasons) and Dark Race (for even more obvious reasons).
After getting the chance to get the tommy gun in re 4 I farmed as much as I could just to kill him faster cuz that voice almost made me grow the wii control at the tv
My party taking on my wife's character who came back from the dead: "She's a low level druid. It can't be that bad..." Me and my paladin character, who've watched her building her new death knight for a full fucking month: ".... Can I go fight the dragon and his necromancer buddy instead?"
7:29 “…Yes, what was once a frail old dude is now a freaking Gears of War boss, and I don’t know about you, but I left my Hammer of Dawn in my other messenger bag.” Lovely description.
While I'm glad you included The Guardian Ape from Sekiro, you guys missed his ultimate form when you fight him in a cave and he's been transformed by the ultimate power: Friendship!
@@herec0mestheCh33f I think the Ape + Wife fight is fine. By the time you get there, you already know how the enemies work, plus they each have only one healtbar and firecrackers work well.
@@waveburner1254 oh it's balanced fine I agree. I'm just bad at it right now I hated the Ashina Cross miniboss a lot more cause I could never parry the attack properly no matter how I timed it (ended up cheesing him with poison)
@@herec0mestheCh33f Do whatever helps you to beat these hard af games. I don't judge you. I mean, I just slaughtered Rom the Vacuous Spider in Bloodborne in 40 seconds or so. That was funny. Oh, it was NG+2 so... Yeah.
@@FromBeyondTheGrave1 SuckerPunch is already working on a different project, though. A massive one, and they haven't said anything about planning to return to InFamous
I’ve got a new suggestion; from Monster Hunter World’s Iceborne expansion: Shara Ishvalda. It goes from large, lumbering and covered in stone to a gross looking yellow dragon that shoots beams out of its wings.
I thought the final boss aka. “The devil” from Dantes inferno was tough as hell to beat until you finally put him down only for him to come back as a much stronger, shorter, and very well endowed boss man that really tries to bend you over and give it to ya in the worst kind of way. He’s one bad dude that you definitely don’t want to get into a.... attitude measuring contest with. Yeah, that’s it, attitude.
One of my favorite things about your videos is the various ways you describe what Dark Souls is. It’s never enough to just say “it’s hard and you die a lot”, you always have to give the funniest descriptions 😆
Did anyone ever realize that "Haste" stacks in dragon age: origins? The game was so ridiculously easy when you have 3 arcane warriors and a thief (for locks really) and everybody is hitting like 5 times a second with the full might of the fade behind them.
@@MurasakiNoKami I guess I never did mod that game. I would like to see a video on strategies and exploits that blow a game's difficulty out of the water like buff stacking in dragon age: origins.
@@sawyer7560 kingdom of amalur reckoning. If you focused on blacksmith you could make a full armor set that reduces the damage you take and eventually make it so you take zero damage
I died a lot in Dragon Age if playing a non mage character till I figured out those mechanics. Aside from mods to remove the dog barking in camp (so annoying) and to add storage chests in camp I never bothered adding anything else to the game. I still think it’s the best game ever.
You’re one of the few channels where I feel like I can like any video before watching it because I know I’ll enjoy it and eventually get lost in my recommended videos being nothing but your lists. I genuinely think that you cannot make a bad video if you tried. I mean seriously, you could make “7 most gruesome circumcisions” and I’d still watch it.
JH Sand151 I’m gonna be honest, I know it doesn’t count but I’m just thinking of that scene from Outlast Whistleblower where the Groom is trying to turn males into females via violent castrations. Christ that was horrifying.
Flemeth got me too the first time I played Origins... and I agree about the sensible top for Morrigan. I keep throwing that outfit away and somehow she keeps finding it and putting it back on
Yunalesca in FFX. If it's your first time fighting her you won't know she uses mega-death when her second phase is defeated. So if you've been healing the zombie status throughout the fight you'll get an instant game over. And of course then you have to sit through that long ass cutscene again too.
Nah, very first time I played her got stupid lucky and didn't really understand the zombie thing fully but somehow had enough ppl zombified so I switched back and forth and managed to kill her. Aurons speech was no joke.....but replaying after a long time I would get caught by that shit sometimes.
It's so weird hearing Andy talk about Colorado Governor Jared Polis when I, as a 20 year old Colorado native who still can't vote yet, couldn't even remember the dude's name. Although who could blame me, our last governor was named John Hickenlooper, and that was way more memorable. Also because nothing happens in Colorado... Ever.
I NEVER got tired of seeing videos of people beating the Guardian Ape only to freak out when a shambling headless ape starts swinging its sword that you used to decapitate it.
My own first moment with this variety of boss was Larkeicus of the Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles series. My first thought about him was, “Yipee, the old librarian wants to help us save the world!” Then he pulls the old “Actually, I’m going to wreck you with magic now because I’m here to end the world.” And immediately I thought “Why can’t old people ever be cool and powerful in games?” Then he almost kills our mom. I still don’t know why he’s a favorite character of mine.
This little girl in Conker's Bad Fur Dad turns out to be a Master to a giant Cyborg Teddy's blaster, put them together and it's Master Blaster (at least it reminded me of Thunderdome). Two squirrels enter, one squirrel leaves 🤣
im surprised no one has mentioned Majora from Majora’s Mask at first its just an evil living mask made of wood but then when you fight it at the end of the game it goes through 3 transformations each one more creepy then the last
@@jeremiahthepisces5493 The photo choice is obviously an official photo. So any web search for "governor of Colorado" would give it up. First hit is probably either the official website, or Wikipedia. *tests theory* Yup, Wikipedia. :p
@@jeremiahthepisces5493 They get cool points because I like that someone on the team decided to actually look up who a governor is to add to a joke when nobody had to look up or add that information into the video. I love that they decide to put that extra effort into their jokes.
Another good example is Yunalesca from Final Fantasy 10. She was a real monster, and her instant death attack part way through the fight was a guaranteed game-over first time around.
I know Father Gascoigne was on another list, but he fits the criteria perfectly First Form: Standard Hunter that attacks with an axe and a blunderbuss Second Form: Extends axe to its polearm form and occasionally uses the blunderbuss Third Form: Transforms into Werewolf Hulk and goes completely berserk
14:38 I remember that boss fight. I was pretty cocky since I hardly struggle due to grinding so much. When I fought Flemeth, Alistair was the only one left and I was struggling really hard that I was afraid, oh so afraid. I won in the end though.
Nancy Lo Eh. It was tough before I realized I had multiple ranged allies and a wizard who could make me immortal for a short time and heal me, as well as a stockpile of healing potions due to basically making either Leliana or myself a potion brewery with the levels. At that point, two bows, a spell caster, and one girl with two pointy sticks it was easier than fighting dark spawn horde.
I like how you censored the word "fuck" in Armstrongs dialogue but left the scene with Raiden ripping his heart out and crushing it completly untouched.
While not a TRANSFORMING boss, a certain boss from Hades comes to mind when it comes to regretting cockiness. One that makes you go from "Oh, HAH, it's just a tiny rat! What could it possibly do to me?" to "WHAT THE *LITERAL* HELL IS THIS THING AND HOW DO I STOP IT CHEWING MY FACE OFF!?!?"
Ooh, I expected you to add the next monkey fight too Me playing Sekiro: Finally i killed this f-word monkey. Wait, why are you getting up? Nononono, put that sword back on the ground. And the head. 1h later: why is the monkey here again? 30 deaths later: wait, why are 2 big af monkeys on my screen now?? I literally turned off my console and did not play Sekiro for 3 days 😂
If you think on it, you are the bad guy. You roll up to this guy's pool where he's protecting his pretty flower, and you decapitate him and steal his flower. Then you hunt him down to his home to bully him some more. His wife shows up, and then you murder her in front of him. Yeah, bet you feel pretty bad now... nor totally not for how many times he killed you.
@@jennifervalentine8955 that's not the worst you do, you actually cause the fall of Ashina: You kill big horse boi and stupid bull, so you leave the castle without their stronger defense. Then you kill all those soldiers and generals, creating an open path for the ministery guys to walk through. Finally you kill Geni and Isshin, their best fighters (Isshin dies anyway if u don't, so same). You also kill canned head who was protecting the temple in order to help his son Robertooooooooooooooooooo and a monk who is guarding some sacredish place, as well as an actual dragon god. You stress the f out of the sculptor until he turns to a Dark Souls style demon and also kill him. And more. You actually fk everything up to save that little guy of yours hahahaha
Had a Bee in my Jacket recently. Can confirm I moved the same way as the Guardian Ape. And then it came back to sting me in the neck. Does that count as a Final Boss? ...At least I beat it without dying for once.
Aw, that's awful :/ My mom once had a wasp sneak attack and stung her big toe right when she walked outside in sandals. I really hope the bastard died afterwards.
I'm not gonna lie that fight took me 2 attempts only because the surprise of the stage two, after the the hype and spoilers I avoided I was actually kinda disappointed
@@waveburner1254 I know about it now but it being an optional boss I haven't actually done it if in being honest I'm stuck as fuck on the easy ending lol
A seemingly invulnerable death machine that thrives off of trauma and takes an exhausting amount of time to defeat stopping you from progressing...sounds like the usual middle aged American senator to me
Another boss for this list could be Avalon from Legaia 2: Duel Saga, a criminally underrated PS2 game with some of the hardest minigames of all time. He goes from your standard RPG human to well... winged and gargantuan over the course of the fight~
So long as the title isn't "weakest bosses" or "underwhelming bosses" or something similar, any boss list could easily just be filled with From Software bosses
I don't think so. There are some exceptions. Vordts looks intimidating but he's a pushover. The Moonlight Butterfly looks beautiful, but it's a pushover. And then... Pinwheel. Nuff said.
What about the final boss of Sekiro (spoilers) It’s a guy you’ve beaten twice and this time he’s even easier, but once you beat him he gives up and kills himself to summon his recently dead grandfather to fight you, a grandfather who happens to be the strongest boss in the game. Also Sekiro is kind of weird
Guardian Ape second phase was easier. Isshin Sword Saint on the other hand... Another boss that comes in mind is the second boss from Serious Sam: Second Encounter - biomech thingy
It was, relatively speaking, easy to figure out. But this probably comes off has shocking when the thing you killed comes back, headless, wielding a sword and moving creepily with an eerie music playing.
I loved Tinker Knight. His first form is so puny, I knew he would bust out with a giant mech. Once I figured out how to attack his second form, he was easy-peasy.
Yeah my first time I was stuck while using the black knight ultra greatsword. I went back with Lorian's Greatsword, aka the flaming sword of vengeance and justice, and did it. Helps that Lorian's has a horizontal chop and a brutal charged poke. The weapon art is where it's at though.
I ended up semi-ragequitting because of her. "Semi" here meaning that I decided to come back when I could actually afford a PS+ subscription so I could get a Sunbro to help me with Blackflame Friede. And, before someone says it, I know you can summon Gael. Unfortunately I decided to go explore the Ringed City for a change of scenery and only found out afterwards that beating the Demon Princes locks you out from summoning him (even though the cut-off really should be beating the Spears of the Church or waking Filianore).
She's actually not that difficult if you're not greedy and abuse backstabbing her. The only possible difficulty is the 2nd phase solo because you're juggling between her and the Father. Believe me I died like multiple times the first time, but now replaying DS3 is a lot easier, even at SL1 if you time yourself.
The worst feeling is fighting one of these bosses, going on a hiatus from the game the boss is from, replaying it, fighting the boss again and, on the last sliver of health until it transforms, you remember that it can transform as a rush of horrific memories from past attempts blasts over you.
How about: Shin Megami Tensei Persona 4 the "Gas station attendant" you encounter first? Wich turns out to be a godess which tests humanity and than transforms into a multi-armed-skull-monster which kills all of your friends?
Adachi counts too. He's acting like this naive detective assistent but he's not only responsible for the murder (attempts) in the game, he also turns out to have a Persona himself which initially seems easy enough to overcome (you outnumber him and all) - and then big eyeball man shows up.
Here are some rules for Soulsborne bosses:
- If you think you are done, you aren't.
- The more human-sized the enemy, the more scared you should be.
- The real fight doesn't begin until the music has at least three choirs and two orchestras blasting at max volume.
(Cries in Dancer of the Boreal Valley)
Lucas M don’t forget “if it sounds peaceful, even after two health bars... this is the half way point.”
Add as well unless you see a notification saying they died it means is not over.
@Rodolfo Ramos crying in final deapths Blade Bearer and cannoneer
@Rodolfo Ramos then came MIDO who made me put the game down for a day
The scene where Leon throws the knife in his hand was genuinely and unexpectedly funny when it happens in game
“All his sweat glands have been replaced with throwing knives,” is a bit of body horror I was not prepared for.
He's already a full body cyborg, it's not like he needed them, may as well replace them with throwing knives.
@@SorowFame but... why?
For stabbing? Duh
to be fair i thought american senators a push overs but now i know they will push you over into the afterlife if you try to veto them.
porcupine up
"I hope you like being on fire" I firmly believe Jane will kill me using this a her badass villain quote
Andy's actual name is Andrew? Now this convinces me even more that Mike's full name is Micycle!
...or maybe it’s Michael...
You know what, no, I think you’re right.
I assume, then, that Jane's is an acronym. Just Annihilate - No Egress or something like that.
@@cthulhufhtagn2483 maybe, or possibly something simpler, like Janetello.
@@TheWye Darth Janeous.
@@cthulhufhtagn2483 Did you ever hear the tale of Darth Janeous The Cruel?
As someone who lives in Colorado and knows the governor's kids, I think replacing a senator who turned out to be an evil, semi-invincible cyborg and was defeated by a super-powered cyborg ninja and his dog would be the sort of thing Governor Polis would love to take on. I can confirm that his kids (once told a more rated-G version of the story) would think it was the most epic thing EVER.
All I can imagine now is Cory Gardner in a Metal Gear, and I'm not sure how I feel about that
Polis: *watching* god I wish I could knock that out in a weekend.
"Cole's gonna be deader than the inFamous franchise,"
Don't remind me, Jane. I'm still sad about seeing no inFamous game for more than 5 years now :(
Ain Dania
It sucks too because the powers in Infamous Second Son were really cool.
I just want more of that universe.
Also while we’re at it can we get another Prototype game?
I’m not quite done with my game of toddler shot put yet.
well it does seem the time between games in getting larger since it was only a 3 year gap from 2 to second son with first light a few months after in the same year yeah but it could be we will get one of the best conduits/bio terrorist sucker punch has dropped
@@sirapple589 I thought the powers were pretty disappointing in second son, bar the unique movements each power gave. You got 4 different power sets but altogether you weren't really doing much more than Cole with just one power.
Ikr? I got kind of obsessed with Second Son.
I really hope we get an infamous 4 sometime. I loved all 3 of those games.
"Nanomachines, Son!" Is possibly one of my favorite video game lines of all time
I like how the player in the Dark Souls 3 video used my age old Dark Souls strategy of "Summon someone and let them either do all the work or tank the boss."
"Ever been hit with a shovel?" Yes, in the stomach when I was 5 or so. I can confirm it hurts like hell.
I haven't been hit with a shovel, but I have been with a hockey puck. "Coming soon: Shovel Knight 2: Puck Knight"
I've stepped on a rake and had it come up and hit me in the face like a Looney Toons character. As I writhed in pain, I found it anything but funny but I can look back and laugh now :)
how did it happen?
@@BayMom9 Hockey Knight would be a cool character to see Shovel Knight Dig.
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley there's a reason the teeth part of the rake isn't straight.
As somebody from Colorado, I died laughing when you actually showed the current governor on screen.
but would you vote for Senator Armstrong though?
@@eren34558 Unfortunately he's probably better than the guy who actually won
At least he has some heart...as seen when it gets ripped out of his chest
Armstrong has a REALLY funny weakness when fighting him in the crater. Simply run around him and take his health down little by little by using dash attacks.
Missed the opportunity to use the "Nanomachines, son" clip
I think they were making a conscious effort to avoid it.
Mar Hawkman It was the Nanomachines fault...
SON
And don't forget a popular joke about this boss: "You can't hurt senator Armstrong because he is made of America".
It is amazing how calm Leon is. A tiny man is threatening to kill him with his second in command and Romo or whatever, calling it his right hand and Leon just says "Your right hand comes off?". And earlier on in Resi 4 he's in a town with no signs of life anywhere and just says "Where's everyone gone? Bingo?".
The bingo line of course comes AFTER being mobbed by what feels like a hundred angry villagers with hatchets and pitchforks, as well as one particular guy with a chainsaw.
I could totally see Jane cosplay as Morrigan, she has the dark and morally more than ambigious sorceress thing down pat.
Maybe Ellen can do Leliana, just needs red hair
Isn't that just Prudence?
It's totally Prudence.
I expect to see that certificate framed, Andy.
It's a serious accomplishment!
If someone in the painted world gives you the chance to leave, ACCEPT IT.
What about the sweet PRoGrEsS
If you see the corvian village for the first time, that should tell you, you're not welcome.
@@davidmoberly8037 If I think about it... The moment you awake in the cemetery of ash, you immediately get attacked by hollows. So... I think that Lothric itself doesn't want you there.
If someone in any game by those devs gives you the chance to leave, ACCEPT IT.
@@davidmoberly8037 I was making a joke about how in games by that developer it's usually a good idea not to mess with the world as it exists because that usually makes things worse. That's all.
Was that a Slim Shady reference? Also that governor joke went above and beyond. That's the type of quality content I subscribe for. Well played Andrew. Time for another certificate.
You know what else started out looking harmless and non-threatening?
*life*
You were covered in blood when you were born. Should be a hint to what is really going on
@@MsWatismyname
Covered in blood and *screaming*
@@MsWatismyname What's really going on? You mean pregnancy turns us into temporary vampires?
@@TreespeakerOfTheLand You can see it like that too I guess, whatever makes you float.
We all float down here, Reggie.
Phrases I didn't know I didn't need to hear: "Flesh Mech"
That's what we are. Brains piloting a flesh and bone mech.
Alternative title for attack on titan
“Shovel Knight has a shovel, you ever been hit by one of those?”
*Leaky Eye Luca would like to know your location*
Knowing JoJo references has really changed my life in the past 10 months
jOjO that ReFeReNcE iS?
Tayvin Hanson
No
The entire Sister Friede fight sequence was absolutely legendary! One of my all time favorites.
Sorry, Flowey is literally a flower. And then an evil flower. And then a monster that made me wonder how you can make pixel art so horrifying.
By adding a soul, and a dash of DETERMINATION.
I believe he's on the first list.
Yes the boss from undertake it's terrifying
The only game where you get to fight a Photoshop document
Elijah Dowsett if Flowey was the one who made you wonder, you must not have played Doom, blood and gore at its best in pixelated form! I remember all the flesh mounds laying around, with their ribs looking like demon jaws reaching up from the ground to eat you
The best part about tinker knight is that the trip he does is litterally called "the totally intentional trip"
Thank you Jane, for reminding me my favorite game series is never coming back.
i miss it so much DX
which is a shame cause Infamous Second Son and it's spinoff First Light weren't bad games
True you weren't playing as Cole MacGrath and you didn't have electricity powers, but Delsin Rowe was a good replacement (he at least should've clicked with the hipster crowd...who's gonna shame him when he can throw fireballs, summon swords from tv screens, and neon turns him into deadly marksman)
Alternate title:
7 bosses that makes you fear boss music
Every enemy on this list: "This isn't even... my final form!"
Jane saying “Y’all” was something I didn’t know I needed, but something I’ll ever be grateful for.
You joked about Dark Souls having several working names but they did reject the names Dark Ring (for obvious reasons) and Dark Race (for even more obvious reasons).
That's funny
Could see how they would be very inappropriate
Dark Race 2: Dark Ring Boogaloo.
I'm gonna guess one of those is for copyright reasons.
Hhmm, I still think "F*ck You" would be the most accurate name for every SoulsBourne game.
Is no one going to point out that Andy did a parody of Eminem’s “Without Me” about a Dark Souls boss?
BlakesAR313 I love it
Salazar was extremely annoying. His voice makes you wanna go deaf
I don't even know him and I already hate him
Yea, he's got that grating voice that just makes you wanna slap him, with your magnum, in his face.
opi_is _me With a bullet or five.
After getting the chance to get the tommy gun in re 4 I farmed as much as I could just to kill him faster cuz that voice almost made me grow the wii control at the tv
Makes him a villain that you can't wait to kill...
My party taking on my wife's character who came back from the dead: "She's a low level druid. It can't be that bad..."
Me and my paladin character, who've watched her building her new death knight for a full fucking month: ".... Can I go fight the dragon and his necromancer buddy instead?"
Started out looking harmless & non-threatening? Sounds like Jane! :)
Especially when she turns into a gigantic horror cyborg monster.
@@tmmaster6904 Or both.
Who's is Jane?
7:29 “…Yes, what was once a frail old dude is now a freaking Gears of War boss, and I don’t know about you, but I left my Hammer of Dawn in my other messenger bag.” Lovely description.
Bertrand was honestly surprising, did not expect him to turn into a freaking Flood looking monster
Reaper IFF you sir get a like for that halo reference’
Fighting Bertrand didn't seem too hard though, but I was mostly launching all my most heavy attacks from high ground at him.
@@gravewalker2175 the final battle against him was fun as hell though
I'd say he looks more like a Tyranid.
The best part about the Tinker Knight battle is that during the first phase, _even the battle music_ doesn't take him seriously.
I said it on the last video and I'll repeat it here: Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
@Potaote Joe Great is the weapon that cuts on it's own
"Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue..."
Success! so clearly enviewed... or is it merely a trick of the light?
Death waits for the slightest lapse in concentration.
Prodigious size alone does not dissuade the sharpened blade.
"Cole will be deader than the Infamous franchise. Just kidding, I'm sure we'll see a sequel soon!"
Immediately got an ad for a zombie survival game
I got an ad with a smiling woman crowd surfing, as if emphasizing her feelings on her own joke.
I got an anti-drug ad. -_-
While I'm glad you included The Guardian Ape from Sekiro, you guys missed his ultimate form when you fight him in a cave and he's been transformed by the ultimate power: Friendship!
Friendship truly is magic.
Also fuck that fight lol
@@herec0mestheCh33f I think the Ape + Wife fight is fine. By the time you get there, you already know how the enemies work, plus they each have only one healtbar and firecrackers work well.
@@waveburner1254 oh it's balanced fine I agree. I'm just bad at it right now
I hated the Ashina Cross miniboss a lot more cause I could never parry the attack properly no matter how I timed it (ended up cheesing him with poison)
@@herec0mestheCh33f Do whatever helps you to beat these hard af games. I don't judge you.
I mean, I just slaughtered Rom the Vacuous Spider in Bloodborne in 40 seconds or so. That was funny.
Oh, it was NG+2 so... Yeah.
@@waveburner1254 defiled amygdala is a boss i refuse to fight again. This is coming from someone who can probably beat Sir Alonne without getting it
I mean, you gotta admit the Armstrong fight is probably one of the most well done boss fights in videogame history
And memes the shit out of, because that's just how good it is. It's a kojima game afterall
Jane: "... Cole's going to be deader than the InFamous franchise. Just kidding, I'm sure we'll see a sequel soon."
I feel personally attacked.
Same. I love the Infamous Series.
I mean 5 years isn't that long when you look at the development time between Second Son, and Two
Ditto lol
@@FromBeyondTheGrave1 SuckerPunch is already working on a different project, though. A massive one, and they haven't said anything about planning to return to InFamous
@@Cloneman-ic9rx Infamous is an IP of Sony so a different dev team can do it
I’ve got a new suggestion; from Monster Hunter World’s Iceborne expansion: Shara Ishvalda. It goes from large, lumbering and covered in stone to a gross looking yellow dragon that shoots beams out of its wings.
Shinra Tensei, not just in Naruto.
I'm pretty sure those lazers is boiling water.
Ahtal Ka straight up pulls a metal gear out of the ground.
I thought the final boss aka. “The devil” from Dantes inferno was tough as hell to beat until you finally put him down only for him to come back as a much stronger, shorter, and very well endowed boss man that really tries to bend you over and give it to ya in the worst kind of way. He’s one bad dude that you definitely don’t want to get into a.... attitude measuring contest with. Yeah, that’s it, attitude.
Michael Louton “the devil is giving to ya” lol
One of my favorite things about your videos is the various ways you describe what Dark Souls is. It’s never enough to just say “it’s hard and you die a lot”, you always have to give the funniest descriptions 😆
(Also I live in Colorado and loved the Governor Polis shoutout lol)
Did anyone ever realize that "Haste" stacks in dragon age: origins? The game was so ridiculously easy when you have 3 arcane warriors and a thief (for locks really) and everybody is hitting like 5 times a second with the full might of the fade behind them.
But why use strategy and exploits, when you can use mods?
@@MurasakiNoKami I guess I never did mod that game. I would like to see a video on strategies and exploits that blow a game's difficulty out of the water like buff stacking in dragon age: origins.
@@sawyer7560 That would be the "Insert Game Title Here" Is A Perfectly Balanced Game series by TheSpiffingBrit
@@sawyer7560 kingdom of amalur reckoning. If you focused on blacksmith you could make a full armor set that reduces the damage you take and eventually make it so you take zero damage
I died a lot in Dragon Age if playing a non mage character till I figured out those mechanics. Aside from mods to remove the dog barking in camp (so annoying) and to add storage chests in camp I never bothered adding anything else to the game. I still think it’s the best game ever.
Anyone else loves Jane's sarcasm? I feel like i could listen to her for all eternity
You’re one of the few channels where I feel like I can like any video before watching it because I know I’ll enjoy it and eventually get lost in my recommended videos being nothing but your lists.
I genuinely think that you cannot make a bad video if you tried.
I mean seriously, you could make “7 most gruesome circumcisions” and I’d still watch it.
BUT would killing Silvio Caruso with the circumsicion knife in Sapienza count?
JH Sand151
I don’t think it would, no.
It’s just repurposing a tool for a task it wasn’t originally made for.
@@sirapple589 Huh. Shame.
JH Sand151
I’m gonna be honest, I know it doesn’t count but I’m just thinking of that scene from Outlast Whistleblower where the Groom is trying to turn males into females via violent castrations.
Christ that was horrifying.
Flemeth got me too the first time I played Origins... and I agree about the sensible top for Morrigan. I keep throwing that outfit away and somehow she keeps finding it and putting it back on
Yunalesca in FFX. If it's your first time fighting her you won't know she uses mega-death when her second phase is defeated. So if you've been healing the zombie status throughout the fight you'll get an instant game over. And of course then you have to sit through that long ass cutscene again too.
And if you get through that theres the third form to deal with still
Oh man I saw that cutscenes way too many times the first time I played ffx.
I ended up restarting the game and abusing Rikku's tinker skill to death-proof and zombie-proof my 3 favourites.
Nah, very first time I played her got stupid lucky and didn't really understand the zombie thing fully but somehow had enough ppl zombified so I switched back and forth and managed to kill her. Aurons speech was no joke.....but replaying after a long time I would get caught by that shit sometimes.
"Flemeth" was the first word out of my mouth when I saw Dragon Age Origins on the list of spoiler warnings.
It's so weird hearing Andy talk about Colorado Governor Jared Polis when I, as a 20 year old Colorado native who still can't vote yet, couldn't even remember the dude's name. Although who could blame me, our last governor was named John Hickenlooper, and that was way more memorable. Also because nothing happens in Colorado... Ever.
Wait why cant you vote?
@@demonintellect9834 Former felony charges? Them grade school lollipop thefts had to eventually catch up with someone...
@Cohult and @Demon Inntellect I AM SO DUMB HOLY CRUMB BUCKETS IGNORE ME WTF AAAAAAAAAH I AM SO DUMB WHY DID I THINK VOTING AGE WAS 21 WHYYYYYYY
Colorado does things.. weren’t yaw the first to legalize weed?
One of the first, yeah. Ya ever heard of a "Rocky Mountain high"? That's like, all we're known for. At least, as far as country music is concerned.
I love how Armstrong’s health is basically a timer
I NEVER got tired of seeing videos of people beating the Guardian Ape only to freak out when a shambling headless ape starts swinging its sword that you used to decapitate it.
My own first moment with this variety of boss was Larkeicus of the Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles series. My first thought about him was, “Yipee, the old librarian wants to help us save the world!” Then he pulls the old “Actually, I’m going to wreck you with magic now because I’m here to end the world.” And immediately I thought “Why can’t old people ever be cool and powerful in games?” Then he almost kills our mom. I still don’t know why he’s a favorite character of mine.
7:58 that's her "that's a threat" face
Gotta love Jane
Eugene from Infamous Second Son? I mean, he *DOES* become a massive hell angel.
Yeah but aint that inside a game or something
@@janitorscrambo8362 no he could do it in their real world too, it was his conduit power
Why was the Senator in MGRR so tough?
NANO-MACHINES SON!
These comments are a tool of justice. They are never to be used in anger. Now, now I'm not so sure.
And besides:
*This isn't my comment thread.*
They harden in response to physical trauma!
Is there anything nano-machines can't do?
Ah yes, the yearly reminder that Flemeth is Captain Janeway. Such a good voice.
2:10
No Leon that's his left hand, that's not the one that comes off.
Fun fact, the nanobots didn't boost Armstrong's strength, man was just JACKED
So who was holding Luke back when Mike took his job of talking about the Sekiro Ape?
Bryce King Jane probably had to lock him in the lab.
16:49
ahem.. excuse me for a moment.
*STANDING HERE, I REALIZE*
*THAT YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY*
@@donovanhadley2209 BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE THE RIGHT FROM WRONG
This little girl in Conker's Bad Fur Dad turns out to be a Master to a giant Cyborg Teddy's blaster, put them together and it's Master Blaster (at least it reminded me of Thunderdome). Two squirrels enter, one squirrel leaves 🤣
im surprised no one has mentioned Majora from Majora’s Mask at first its just an evil living mask made of wood
but then when you fight it at the end of the game it goes through 3 transformations each one more creepy then the last
Shout out to Ansem from Kingdom Hearts 1. That was a long fight
And Xemnas was a walk in the park, hmm?
18:06 Does her sweater remind anyone else of that one Stand from Golden Wind, [King Cri-
-I mean, the colours someway look alike.
Yeah man, i tota-! Maybe there was some influence behind the scenes?
Did they REALLY look up a current American politician to complete the joke? That kind of dedication to the bit is why I love this channel.
Why they get cool points for using Google
@@jeremiahthepisces5493 The photo choice is obviously an official photo. So any web search for "governor of Colorado" would give it up. First hit is probably either the official website, or Wikipedia. *tests theory* Yup, Wikipedia. :p
@@jeremiahthepisces5493 They get cool points because I like that someone on the team decided to actually look up who a governor is to add to a joke when nobody had to look up or add that information into the video. I love that they decide to put that extra effort into their jokes.
Funny part is, they could have totally made all of that up. I am not going to actually check that that is actually Colorado's governor.
@@Anarchristian_Beanz this is one of those weird times when the truth is easier than lies. :p
Another good example is Yunalesca from Final Fantasy 10. She was a real monster, and her instant death attack part way through the fight was a guaranteed game-over first time around.
What about Ming-Xiao from Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines? She turns into a weird horrible Cthulhu monster that still haunts my dreams.
I know Father Gascoigne was on another list, but he fits the criteria perfectly
First Form: Standard Hunter that attacks with an axe and a blunderbuss
Second Form: Extends axe to its polearm form and occasionally uses the blunderbuss
Third Form: Transforms into Werewolf Hulk and goes completely berserk
14:38 I remember that boss fight. I was pretty cocky since I hardly struggle due to grinding so much. When I fought Flemeth, Alistair was the only one left and I was struggling really hard that I was afraid, oh so afraid. I won in the end though.
I thought it was impossible to grind levels in DA:O? Teach me your ways!
Nancy Lo Eh. It was tough before I realized I had multiple ranged allies and a wizard who could make me immortal for a short time and heal me, as well as a stockpile of healing potions due to basically making either Leliana or myself a potion brewery with the levels.
At that point, two bows, a spell caster, and one girl with two pointy sticks it was easier than fighting dark spawn horde.
"Guess who's back, back again, Frieda's back, with black flames"- Is that an Eminem reference?
Yep
Why the hell does Flemeth, boss from a game I've never played, sound so famili - CAPTAIN JANEWAY!
Or is it Admiral Janeway :p how is THAT for breaking the temporal prime directive!
Janeway spawned Vala
@@wierdalien1 wild how we have crossed over two series in one game 😅
Tuvok is the leader of the Dalish Elves.
I like how you censored the word "fuck" in Armstrongs dialogue but left the scene with Raiden ripping his heart out and crushing it completly untouched.
As soon as I saw Dragon Age Origins I was like "oh yeah... brr.."
While not a TRANSFORMING boss, a certain boss from Hades comes to mind when it comes to regretting cockiness.
One that makes you go from "Oh, HAH, it's just a tiny rat! What could it possibly do to me?" to "WHAT THE *LITERAL* HELL IS THIS THING AND HOW DO I STOP IT CHEWING MY FACE OFF!?!?"
Ooh, I expected you to add the next monkey fight too
Me playing Sekiro:
Finally i killed this f-word monkey. Wait, why are you getting up? Nononono, put that sword back on the ground. And the head.
1h later: why is the monkey here again?
30 deaths later: wait, why are 2 big af monkeys on my screen now??
I literally turned off my console and did not play Sekiro for 3 days 😂
If you think on it, you are the bad guy. You roll up to this guy's pool where he's protecting his pretty flower, and you decapitate him and steal his flower. Then you hunt him down to his home to bully him some more. His wife shows up, and then you murder her in front of him. Yeah, bet you feel pretty bad now... nor totally not for how many times he killed you.
I saw Nathan Dithum do it on PSA, wow... that fight was BRUTAL.
Sounds like a lot of monkey-ing around.
@@jennifervalentine8955
Aw... Now I feel bad. Might glitch through Sekiro the next time I play it.
@@jennifervalentine8955 that's not the worst you do, you actually cause the fall of Ashina:
You kill big horse boi and stupid bull, so you leave the castle without their stronger defense.
Then you kill all those soldiers and generals, creating an open path for the ministery guys to walk through.
Finally you kill Geni and Isshin, their best fighters (Isshin dies anyway if u don't, so same).
You also kill canned head who was protecting the temple in order to help his son Robertooooooooooooooooooo and a monk who is guarding some sacredish place, as well as an actual dragon god.
You stress the f out of the sculptor until he turns to a Dark Souls style demon and also kill him.
And more.
You actually fk everything up to save that little guy of yours hahahaha
0:32 what's the name of the song in the background
Had a Bee in my Jacket recently. Can confirm I moved the same way as the Guardian Ape.
And then it came back to sting me in the neck. Does that count as a Final Boss? ...At least I beat it without dying for once.
Aw, that's awful :/ My mom once had a wasp sneak attack and stung her big toe right when she walked outside in sandals. I really hope the bastard died afterwards.
“If you try to go toe to toe with Bertrand, Cole will be deader than the inFamous franchise.”
Ouch.
Something tells me that Mike and Luke have a secret pact to mention the Sekiro Ape Fight in as many videos as they can... 😏
I'm not gonna lie that fight took me 2 attempts only because the surprise of the stage two, after the the hype and spoilers I avoided I was actually kinda disappointed
@@tuckerrichardson2606 Did you know about the Ape + Wife by that time to? Or was that a surprise?
@@waveburner1254 I know about it now but it being an optional boss I haven't actually done it if in being honest I'm stuck as fuck on the easy ending lol
A seemingly invulnerable death machine that thrives off of trauma and takes an exhausting amount of time to defeat stopping you from progressing...sounds like the usual middle aged American senator to me
Jane is the reason we barely see the sun in England, so much shade.
Another boss for this list could be Avalon from Legaia 2: Duel Saga, a criminally underrated PS2 game with some of the hardest minigames of all time. He goes from your standard RPG human to well... winged and gargantuan over the course of the fight~
Why do I feel like this whole list could easily have been FromSoftware bosses? 😂
So long as the title isn't "weakest bosses" or "underwhelming bosses" or something similar, any boss list could easily just be filled with From Software bosses
I don't think so. There are some exceptions.
Vordts looks intimidating but he's a pushover. The Moonlight Butterfly looks beautiful, but it's a pushover.
And then... Pinwheel. Nuff said.
@@waveburner1254 You don't have to include all the bosses, we're just saying you could fill out an entire list with the really good ones
@@leonmorte7241 I'm sorry if I annoyed you. I didn't mean to.
@@waveburner1254 I wasn't annoyed, just thought I'd continue the discussion
Jane's shirt looks like Armstrong's heart.
What about the final boss of Sekiro (spoilers)
It’s a guy you’ve beaten twice and this time he’s even easier, but once you beat him he gives up and kills himself to summon his recently dead grandfather to fight you, a grandfather who happens to be the strongest boss in the game. Also Sekiro is kind of weird
nah i still find scupltor was the most hardest boss in the game, litteraly not sekiro boss gameplay, demon of hatred is soulsbourne boss.
I like how you don't have to actually fight Salazar in the boss fight, but can just shoot him with the RPG and he'll just drop dead then and there
Guardian Ape second phase was easier. Isshin Sword Saint on the other hand... Another boss that comes in mind is the second boss from Serious Sam: Second Encounter - biomech thingy
It was, relatively speaking, easy to figure out. But this probably comes off has shocking when the thing you killed comes back, headless, wielding a sword and moving creepily with an eerie music playing.
I didn’t see Flemeth coming by any means, that was an awesome surprise (even though I died in about 5 seconds). Kate Mulgrew is fantastic.
The fight with senator Armstrong is one sided just with him being the one to lay down the epic one sided beat down.
I loved Tinker Knight. His first form is so puny, I knew he would bust out with a giant mech. Once I figured out how to attack his second form, he was easy-peasy.
Here's one: LITERALLY EVERY BOSS from the Persona franchise
Also half of the bosses in SMT
thedman0310 hey, Adachi was fine. Also there’s... There’s... Didn’t that one boss... yeah, that’s all I’ve got.
thedman0310 FUCKING NYX
@@michaelaaron8087 Adachi was the coolest. He didn't just face down his inner demon, he gave it a big hug hello.
Jane's ending made me laugh harder then it should have. Love you guys, keep making awesome videos.
Sister Friede mannnnnn . 6 months on her ! I just needed to switch weapons in hindsight lol
Probably my favorite boss in the souls games
Yeah my first time I was stuck while using the black knight ultra greatsword. I went back with Lorian's Greatsword, aka the flaming sword of vengeance and justice, and did it. Helps that Lorian's has a horizontal chop and a brutal charged poke. The weapon art is where it's at though.
I ended up semi-ragequitting because of her. "Semi" here meaning that I decided to come back when I could actually afford a PS+ subscription so I could get a Sunbro to help me with Blackflame Friede.
And, before someone says it, I know you can summon Gael. Unfortunately I decided to go explore the Ringed City for a change of scenery and only found out afterwards that beating the Demon Princes locks you out from summoning him (even though the cut-off really should be beating the Spears of the Church or waking Filianore).
She's actually not that difficult if you're not greedy and abuse backstabbing her. The only possible difficulty is the 2nd phase solo because you're juggling between her and the Father. Believe me I died like multiple times the first time, but now replaying DS3 is a lot easier, even at SL1 if you time yourself.
Hey so if there is a second Commenter's Edition:
House of the Dead: Overkill
HAVE WE SEEN THE FINAL BOSS?
I don't think they could post that unless they want a big demonitization xD
Oh how I waited for the day Shovel Knight appears on OX.
The worst feeling is fighting one of these bosses, going on a hiatus from the game the boss is from, replaying it, fighting the boss again and, on the last sliver of health until it transforms, you remember that it can transform as a rush of horrific memories from past attempts blasts over you.
Just realized, Joseph Bertrand looks like Grindelwald lmao
dude he really does, i hate it
How about: Shin Megami Tensei Persona 4 the "Gas station attendant" you encounter first? Wich turns out to be a godess which tests humanity and than transforms into a multi-armed-skull-monster which kills all of your friends?
Holy shit I forgot about that. I got to go play Persona 4 again. Wheres that Ps Vita....
Aaaaah,I loved Izanami. So cool
Adachi counts too. He's acting like this naive detective assistent but he's not only responsible for the murder (attempts) in the game, he also turns out to have a Persona himself which initially seems easy enough to overcome (you outnumber him and all) - and then big eyeball man shows up.
@@motokuchoma Yeah but Ameno-Sagiri technically isn't Adachi.
@@NEETKitten And Ariandel isn't Friede but he still counted for this list.