Can You Resist Laughing at These ADHD Jokes? Let's Find Out!

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  • We had a fun idea and decided to see how well Jessica could listen to Dr. B telling her some ADHD jokes WITHOUT laughing! See how well she did during this "Don't Laugh" challenge. How well did you do? Let us know in the comments below - and leave us some more ADHD jokes that you find hilarious and hard to not laugh at!!
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  • @jessicabrown1305
    @jessicabrown1305 2 месяца назад +1072

    Based on a true story: What happens when three ADHD people agree to tidy a house? The garden looks lovely.

  • @l.c.8475
    @l.c.8475 2 месяца назад +313

    I met with 2 ADHD friends to study for exams
    we had a really productive day, we rearranged my friend's apartment and bought a couch

    • @raqui9772
      @raqui9772 2 месяца назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @Tazer_Silverscar
      @Tazer_Silverscar 2 месяца назад +2

      Oh, I like that one! X'D

    • @l.c.8475
      @l.c.8475 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Tazer_Silverscar based on a true story

  • @tiffanypersaud3518
    @tiffanypersaud3518 2 месяца назад +728

    We’re not distracted by the squirrel. We are the squirrel. WHOLE forests have been created because we forgot where we put our nuts. You’re welcome to the forest everyone.

    • @sherrymerrill6317
      @sherrymerrill6317 2 месяца назад +11

      😂😂😂

    • @Cassocian
      @Cassocian 2 месяца назад +16

      💯 you aced the assignment 😂

    • @mimosveta
      @mimosveta 2 месяца назад +8

      yeah, that's solid, and true

    • @pixywings
      @pixywings 2 месяца назад +8

      OMG I love this!

    • @Daytruin
      @Daytruin 2 месяца назад +5

      we are the squirrel, and we also get distracted by the squirrel, and the other , and the so on.

  • @0Aziraphale0
    @0Aziraphale0 2 месяца назад +811

    "How many kids with adhd does it take to change a light bulb?" "We never found out, we lost the light bulb and then ended up at the movies looking for it."

    • @cosmodusty
      @cosmodusty 2 месяца назад +62

      i have several alternate answers
      it doesn’t matter, their neurotypical friend ends up changing it anyway
      just one, but only if they’re supposed to be studying
      just one, but it’ll take them three months to get around to it
      three; one to get the ladder, one to go make snacks, one to get bored and suggest going to the movies, the first one to ask what movie they should watch and hey have you seen dune II we should go see it today i’ll look up movie times
      two; one to change the lightbulb and one to come over in 15 minutes

    • @MountainsoftheHeart
      @MountainsoftheHeart 2 месяца назад +17

      It will get changed before guests come over or I lose something

    • @TheRationalPi
      @TheRationalPi 2 месяца назад +18

      The real question is how many *months.*

    • @FenrirAldebrand
      @FenrirAldebrand 2 месяца назад +6

      If there's no light in the room, and nowhere to steal a bulb from, it'll only take one, and they'll go to the store once it gets dark and buy one 😂.

    • @Sam_on_YouTube
      @Sam_on_YouTube 2 месяца назад +13

      @@0Aziraphale0 Just one. I said I'll do it.

  • @juhomantysaari
    @juhomantysaari 2 месяца назад +430

    "How many ADHDers does it take to change a lightbulb"
    "I don't know, but it has been dark for a month. I should probably do something about it... tomorrow"

    • @seichysweetpie3781
      @seichysweetpie3781 2 месяца назад +6

      I weezed so hard with this one 😂
      My favorite one so far

    • @60psych
      @60psych 2 месяца назад +17

      You joke, but I definitely spent at least a month with a lightless bedroom. Worst thing is that it turned out to be from a tripped fuse... I just needed to flip a switch.

    • @wenyaliini
      @wenyaliini 2 месяца назад +6

      My bathroom light has been out probably more than a month... I happen to live in a place where it's really light during the summer time, so the small window has given enough light, but I probably should do something about that before winter darkness comes. Or I'll just start taking showers in candlelight and say that it's just me embracing the season 😁

    • @dasdwdw
      @dasdwdw 2 месяца назад

      You made me laugh so hard because it's so relatable, OMG

    • @phantaztik
      @phantaztik 2 месяца назад

      only a month? my bedroom light has been out for about a year....

  • @AMNmrrll
    @AMNmrrll 2 месяца назад +455

    How long does it take for an ADHDer to change a lightbulb?
    A month. 1 week to process that its burnt out. 2 weeks to remember to buy a new one. And another week to work up the energy to change it.

    • @cosmodusty
      @cosmodusty 2 месяца назад +6

      sent this one to my entirely adhd sibling gc, it’s too good

    • @Indi_Waffle_Girl
      @Indi_Waffle_Girl 2 месяца назад +5

      LMAOOOO literally me tho

    • @ianoYG
      @ianoYG 2 месяца назад +11

      Took me 2 years to change a light bulb recently 😂

    • @kamicrum4408
      @kamicrum4408 2 месяца назад +4

      Sooo true! Definstely my household, 2 gurls my ex& me( son was chested sdhd skipped him!)😊

    • @Cassocian
      @Cassocian 2 месяца назад +3

      I feel so called out

  • @natalieedelstein
    @natalieedelstein 2 месяца назад +991

    I always liked the one: "I do not have ducks, I do not have a row. I have squirrels and they are at a rave"

    • @HowtoADHD
      @HowtoADHD  2 месяца назад +111

      Yessss! That's one of our favourite memes everrrr!

    • @jaelte
      @jaelte 2 месяца назад +96

      My ducks are nearly constantly in row. It's just the other pronunciation/meaning of row.

    • @tashaunastewart3354
      @tashaunastewart3354 2 месяца назад +7

      ​@@jaelteHahahahahahahahaha!

    • @psyberduck42
      @psyberduck42 2 месяца назад +9

      @@jaelte OK, this one wins! XD

    • @cosmodusty
      @cosmodusty 2 месяца назад +36

      we always say i have a bunch of cats in a cardboard box. adderall puts the cats in cubicles.

  • @AdrianFlipflop
    @AdrianFlipflop 2 месяца назад +1020

    Person: please give me your full attention
    Me: I can't even get my own full attention

    • @HowtoADHD
      @HowtoADHD  2 месяца назад +135

      OH MY GOD. AHAHAHAHA OH my god this is too real I love it!

    • @Al-Kwadrone
      @Al-Kwadrone 2 месяца назад +13

      I made a screenshot of that one! 😅

    • @veggiet2009
      @veggiet2009 2 месяца назад +3

      😂

    • @cosmodusty
      @cosmodusty 2 месяца назад +5

      LMAO fr like if i knew how to do that i would be so successful

    • @JustinWarkentin
      @JustinWarkentin 2 месяца назад +17

      One little tweak. The reply should be "I will once I find it".

  • @BernardBetelgeuse
    @BernardBetelgeuse 2 месяца назад +472

    I have a term more general than procrasticleaning -- 'Paracrastination': Doing something important to avoid doing something more important. 🙂

    • @damianketcham
      @damianketcham 2 месяца назад +8

      Why do we do that???

    • @AMcBee
      @AMcBee 2 месяца назад +19

      ​@@damianketchamDopamine!

    • @KiraFriede
      @KiraFriede 2 месяца назад +26

      I always call it "productive procrastination"

    • @haleyfravel8985
      @haleyfravel8985 2 месяца назад +27

      I call it procrastiworking 😂 My coworkers (even the ones without ADHD) have adopted it as well. It's honestly how I get most things done. I just look at my to do list and decide something I don't want to do is a priority, then suddenly the thing I actually *need* to do gets done, no problem 😅

    • @Sam_on_YouTube
      @Sam_on_YouTube 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@KiraFriedeMe too.

  • @ivanahettnerova3533
    @ivanahettnerova3533 2 месяца назад +369

    My ADHD is so bad today so it is AD4K.

  • @TheRationalPi
    @TheRationalPi 2 месяца назад +88

    Neurotypical person: "I can do anything, once I've made my mind to do it."
    ADHD person: "Once I've made my mind to do something, I would rather do anything else."

    • @ZemententeLP
      @ZemententeLP Месяц назад

      Or: I can do anything ELSE than what I made my mind to do!

    • @emilyhaggstrom358
      @emilyhaggstrom358 Месяц назад +1

      Ah yes, my to do list: where tasks go to die.

  • @larahamilton127
    @larahamilton127 2 месяца назад +206

    I like my conversation topics like I like my cups of tea...
    Half-finished and constantly ending up in unexpected places.

    • @Delenne_Russell
      @Delenne_Russell 2 месяца назад +6

      I admit I totally read that wrong, initially reading it as coffee because I was trying to get through the comments fast since I'm supposed to be doing something entirely different right now. ADHD strikes again.
      Still, I drink either beverage and put them down wherever I am. Usually a sensible place, like an unusual spot on the kitchen Island, then move a bit to do something and forget the drink for more than an hour.

    • @jimthechaosbunny
      @jimthechaosbunny 2 месяца назад +3

      Haha, this one's perfect! 😂

    • @magickbytheocean24
      @magickbytheocean24 2 месяца назад +3

      My entire adult life 😂

    • @ursulamoney203
      @ursulamoney203 2 месяца назад +3

      This actually had me howl laughing!!!

  • @Sideon8699
    @Sideon8699 2 месяца назад +201

    For the joke that was what is a ADHDers Favorite exercise I would have gone with skipping steps

    • @RossReedstrom
      @RossReedstrom 2 месяца назад +4

      This!

    • @jimthechaosbunny
      @jimthechaosbunny 2 месяца назад +20

      Skipping steps, rambling, and jogging their memories!

    • @Aanaartu
      @Aanaartu 2 месяца назад

      Definitely this!

    • @iprobablyforgotsomething
      @iprobablyforgotsomething Месяц назад +6

      @jimthechaosbunny -- In place of rambling, my family uses "running your mouth" and I think it fits in well with your ADHD exercises list! xD

    • @karlshelton7971
      @karlshelton7971 Месяц назад +4

      Jumping topics

  • @Deatakos
    @Deatakos 2 месяца назад +219

    How many ADHDers does it take to change a lightbulb?
    One that should be going to sleep.

    • @emmydoll
      @emmydoll 2 месяца назад +7

      Or one that should be doing paperwork. 😅

    • @SamMooredwhofan42130601
      @SamMooredwhofan42130601 2 месяца назад +4

      @@Deatakos one - the guy who should be writing that essay thats due in 8 hours

  • @BlazeUtz
    @BlazeUtz 2 месяца назад +95

    Ford just released the new Hyper Focus. It's GPS overshoots the destination, traps you in the car for twice as long as it takes to drive somewhere, and doesn't tell you when it's low on gas

    • @drdesten
      @drdesten Месяц назад +2

      That's a good one

    • @debrahargett2457
      @debrahargett2457 Месяц назад +1

      Not gonna lie, I laughed wayyyy too hard at this 😂 🥇

    • @hawaiiwahine6678
      @hawaiiwahine6678 Месяц назад +1

      @@debrahargett2457 Me too and I just printed it out to read to. my long-suffering neurotypical partner who puts up with me running into his office to tell him each joke that I find funny/ can relate to on here!

    • @temetnosce888
      @temetnosce888 Месяц назад +1

      Ah, thank you for that! Got a full laugh from me! 😂❤

    • @kassandrahill175
      @kassandrahill175 27 дней назад

      Omg this is SOOOOO ME!!
      I've done this to probably anyone I've driven anywhere: where the destination ETA wasn't CRUCIAL.
      Even then, I'd test the boundaries. Unintentionally. 😅

  • @kevinjpluck
    @kevinjpluck 2 месяца назад +134

    How many ADHDers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    Oh. That's what I went to the store for!

    • @ulrikschackmeyer848
      @ulrikschackmeyer848 2 месяца назад +5

      ...three days ago.

    • @JJ-dr7im
      @JJ-dr7im Месяц назад +1

      There's another possible punchline for that one 😉

  • @OldManSparkplug
    @OldManSparkplug 2 месяца назад +380

    How do you know when a jokes is a Dad joke?
    When it becomes apparent.

    • @OrafuDa
      @OrafuDa 2 месяца назад +7

      ouch 🤦‍♂️ 😂 … btw, not an ADHD joke … but yeah, good, lol :)

    • @Gibson99
      @Gibson99 2 месяца назад +15

      Also - when it's full groan

  • @0hermitworm
    @0hermitworm 2 месяца назад +92

    Q: "How many kids with adhd does it take to change a light bulb?"
    A: "I don't know, but we have a treehouse now."

  • @jasonflay8818
    @jasonflay8818 2 месяца назад +370

    Two business owners, one with OCD and the other with ADHD, were at lunch one day talking about their companies. The one owner with OCD said, 'my business goes smoothly because I have each Department head sitting in offices from oldest to youngest. The other day I was at your company and saw you didn't do that, you should move them around to increase efficiency.' The one with ADHD said, "I can't, I have Executive Disorder".

    • @Kai-Xi
      @Kai-Xi 2 месяца назад +17

      if I might offer a suggestion, that sounds more fitting to OCPD than OCD

    • @thundertea
      @thundertea 2 месяца назад +19

      ​@@Kai-Xi thanks for bringing it up! Obsessive orderliness is more in line with OCPD, but it's too entrenched in pop culture as OCD now. So it always encourages me when I see someone knowing the difference!

    • @FenrirAldebrand
      @FenrirAldebrand 2 месяца назад +5

      @@thundertea I definitely feel like I have mild OCD, but it's always felt... Wrong, even when I read the diagnosis in the DSM because of that "neat and tidy" that's been entrenched in pop culture.

    • @altijdjouwnaantje
      @altijdjouwnaantje 2 месяца назад +7

      People have speculated that I have OCD (I don't), and the traditional response has become: "No, I have CDO, it can look like OCD but the letters are arranged in the proper alphabetical order."

    • @danggood
      @danggood 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Kai-Xi had to google it. thanks for clarifying!

  • @GoADHDGo
    @GoADHDGo 2 месяца назад +98

    ADHD Valentine’s Day card.
    Roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    blue berries are blue,
    the sky is blue too,
    my shoes are blue.
    Blue blue blue suede shoes!
    Happy Rosh Hashanah.

  • @cosmodusty
    @cosmodusty 2 месяца назад +362

    "we can make jokes that other people should not hear" is unbelievably real oh my god

    • @jasonflay8818
      @jasonflay8818 2 месяца назад +32

      I work in a field with a LOT of neurodivergence principally ADHD, very little HR oversight is a good thing, we'll keep it at that

    • @ShinbrigTV
      @ShinbrigTV 2 месяца назад +10

      It's why I'm scared to livestream...ever.

    • @FenrirAldebrand
      @FenrirAldebrand 2 месяца назад +4

      Yep. I lost right there 😂.

    • @SonsOfLorgar
      @SonsOfLorgar 2 месяца назад +13

      Someone in a discord recently posted a reply to a meme with an image of the child vampire from "Interview with a Vampire"
      I responded with a good morning sun wave... they called me twisted and cursed and to never change 😂

    • @cosmodusty
      @cosmodusty 2 месяца назад +1

      @@ShinbrigTV HELP SAME

  • @MouthyMerc42
    @MouthyMerc42 2 месяца назад +120

    If I had a nickel for every ADHD joke that ends with "hey a squirrel!" I'd have one nickel because for the life of me, I can't remember where I left my piggy bank full of Nickels!

    • @MouthyMerc42
      @MouthyMerc42 2 месяца назад +1

      I just hand it in my hands a second go too!

    • @emmydoll
      @emmydoll 2 месяца назад

      Hahahaahahhaha!

    • @ThezAtSUU
      @ThezAtSUU 2 месяца назад

      I wish I had some Ice Cream

    • @ultravioletpisces3666
      @ultravioletpisces3666 Месяц назад

      That’s a good joke

    • @alinae1370
      @alinae1370 Месяц назад

      my boyfriend and i rarely use the squirrels - we both have adhd and whenever someone ends up doing something different we ask whether we have seen butterflies 😊

  • @Digging4evidence
    @Digging4evidence 2 месяца назад +76

    Do you know why people with ADHD are so great at “Where is Waldo” search & find books?
    Because they practice every single day with their car keys, drinks & eyeglasses. Haha!
    🤣 True story! The struggle is real, folks.

  • @TharkysOlafson
    @TharkysOlafson 2 месяца назад +147

    I laughed so hard at the Ford Fiesta joke that my wife wanted to know what was so funny. When I told her, she just shook her head and walked away. That is a sure sign of a finely crafted dad joke. Hats off to whoever came up with it!

    • @abj136
      @abj136 2 месяца назад +1

      now i get it!

    • @jamesfox7366
      @jamesfox7366 Месяц назад

      My wife rolled her eyes at me😂

  • @havcola6983
    @havcola6983 2 месяца назад +336

    Why did the ADHD person join a book club?
    To read the first chapter of many books.

    • @Keeshya6
      @Keeshya6 2 месяца назад +8

      Ouch... hehe

    • @1n20DnD
      @1n20DnD 2 месяца назад +12

      ROFL 🤣
      It's funny because it's true. I'm currently in the middle of 4... no 5... wait, 6? books that I'm reading. How about you?

    • @sergiocs89
      @sergiocs89 2 месяца назад +7

      ​@@1n20DnDI have stopped counting. Very sure it's double digits. 😂

    • @abj136
      @abj136 2 месяца назад +6

      I did join an online bookclub. I’ve started many books. Then end up waiting for the next book to be started.

    • @Zivilin
      @Zivilin 2 месяца назад +3

      Oof. Too real 😅

  • @Diginaya
    @Diginaya 2 месяца назад +64

    Why was the ADHDer late for work?
    Because a RUclipsr suggested viewers share their own jokes in the comments 😂

    • @jamesclark4388
      @jamesclark4388 Месяц назад

      It is an everyday occurrence.

    • @Xubuntu47
      @Xubuntu47 Месяц назад +1

      Except today it's looking like "why did the ADHDer skip dinner?" Time to get off RUclips...if I can.Edit: FWIW I did tear myself away from the grip of RUclips and eat, yay me.

    • @JJ-dr7im
      @JJ-dr7im Месяц назад +1

      Ha good one

    • @InternetRando42
      @InternetRando42 Месяц назад

      Have you been spying on me?

    • @rick881
      @rick881 25 дней назад

      Thank you. I will move now.

  • @natalieedelstein
    @natalieedelstein 2 месяца назад +293

    Sing it with me: 🎵 ADHDEFG 🎵

    • @HowtoADHD
      @HowtoADHD  2 месяца назад +47

      Omg that's great!

    • @FenrirAldebrand
      @FenrirAldebrand 2 месяца назад +50

      ABCD, LSD, gummy bears are chasing me. That one's red, that one's blue...
      That little f**ker just stole my shoe!! 😂

    • @alexisdespland4939
      @alexisdespland4939 2 месяца назад +4

      no what the next great line.

    • @alexisdespland4939
      @alexisdespland4939 2 месяца назад +1

      sorry now

    • @sgilbert-uv8bu
      @sgilbert-uv8bu 2 месяца назад +1

      I have actually done that before...

  • @Keeshya6
    @Keeshya6 2 месяца назад +251

    I lost it as "Assign them homework".

    • @fuzzyeagles
      @fuzzyeagles 2 месяца назад +10

      Not just about procrastination, it is also a seriously on point pun😂

    • @sgilbert-uv8bu
      @sgilbert-uv8bu 2 месяца назад +1

      Me too! I DIED! 🤣

    • @hannahcrosier4731
      @hannahcrosier4731 2 месяца назад +3

      Oh my gosh! I was trying my hardest not to laugh at that one. 😂

    • @emmabrickey1524
      @emmabrickey1524 2 месяца назад +3

      I hate that its so accurate though I will literly reorganize my entier room and bathroom or clean out my email instead of doing homework LMAO
      🤣

    • @TheSaneHatter
      @TheSaneHatter 2 месяца назад +1

      Speaking from experience, it doesn't work.

  • @LukelearMissile
    @LukelearMissile 2 месяца назад +90

    Why did the ADHDer enter the room?
    I dunno... they don't know, either.

    • @hweidigiv
      @hweidigiv Месяц назад

      Why did the ADHDer enter the room?
      Okay, you don't know either. I'll leave and come back in.

    • @randomdude8327
      @randomdude8327 Месяц назад

      Lmao 😂

  • @catbeara
    @catbeara 2 месяца назад +192

    Bad joke idea:
    I'm trying to compose a song about my ADHD, but I'm having trouble with finding a key.

    • @HowtoADHD
      @HowtoADHD  2 месяца назад +23

      Ahahaha oh my god that's fantastic! I love it!

    • @tashaunastewart3354
      @tashaunastewart3354 2 месяца назад +10

      This is actually brilliant...my mind automatically went from musical keys to door keys to "Coraline" 😂😂😂😂

    • @jpfidalgo7
      @jpfidalgo7 2 месяца назад +9

      I’m sure it will be a great diss trackt!

    • @sherrymerrill6317
      @sherrymerrill6317 2 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @sherrymerrill6317
      @sherrymerrill6317 2 месяца назад

      ​@@jpfidalgo7😂😂😂

  • @raphaelbell2791
    @raphaelbell2791 2 месяца назад +43

    [this is not a joke] I just recently got diagnosed with ADHD after 5 years of watching your videos... Thank you so much Jessica. You saved me from a lifetime of thinking I was the problem.

  • @TheTransgenderScholar
    @TheTransgenderScholar 2 месяца назад +43

    My fellow ADHD friend and I wanted to synchronize our watches.
    But we just couldn't find the time.

  • @bretterry8356
    @bretterry8356 2 месяца назад +477

    What's the hardest laguage to learn if you have ADHD?
    Finnish!

  • @cdcontent
    @cdcontent 2 месяца назад +33

    I was expecting the favourite exercise joke to have the punchline "Run-on sentences".

  • @cerrida82
    @cerrida82 2 месяца назад +19

    One of these days I'm going to write a cookie recipe that shows how I cook. "First clean off the counter because I did something else instead of cleaning it off, then gather the ingredients and go to the store because I forgot I needed this ingredient and we're out..."

    • @jimthechaosbunny
      @jimthechaosbunny 2 месяца назад +1

      I wrote one like that about how to make a cup of tea with depression, and it is probably one of my favourite pieces of writing. That is to say, go for it! 💝

  • @cerrida82
    @cerrida82 2 месяца назад +36

    How many ADHDers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in and the other to sit there and quietly keep the other person on task.

    • @rhoogschagen
      @rhoogschagen 2 месяца назад +3

      The second must be misdiagnosed.

    • @lisat9707
      @lisat9707 7 дней назад

      Won't work. The 2nd will get the 1st off topic and distracted about how to climb a ladder properly and if a cell phone is nearby will get lost and start telling ADHD jokes for which the 1stvone will have to get their own out and have a competition

  • @Rainears129
    @Rainears129 2 месяца назад +51

    I once did a presentation on ADHD for my abnormal psychology class in college, and I opened with a picture of my brother and I as children with our then brand new puppy (who passed away a year before at 13). I said to my classmates "Of the three shown here, only one has gotten better in terms of attention span, and I can assure you it wasn't me."
    Another joke:
    For the longest time, people would ask if I was a dancer from how much I'd sway and move as I walked. Other times, they would ask where random bruises on my hips, shoulders and shins would come from, to which I had no clue. They stopped about both after seeing me clip the doorway and desk before walking shin first into a stone bench that I had interacted with daily for 3 years.

    • @lauramay9717
      @lauramay9717 2 месяца назад +2

      Hey seriously, there is a huge overlap between ADHD and hypermobility disorders. It's worth looking into because there's a lot of help. But it's characterized by poor proprioception which causes us to bump into things.

    • @Tazer_Silverscar
      @Tazer_Silverscar 2 месяца назад +1

      OWW. I don't clip into things super regularly, but I'm fairly sure it's more than most people tend to. It's kinda nice knowing that I have an answer for why now - because I do swaying and irregular movement more often than I realise ^^;

    • @hweidigiv
      @hweidigiv Месяц назад

      I have far more scars than I can remember. Typically only the burns leave an impression strong enough to remember even the same day.

    • @michaelthompson4949
      @michaelthompson4949 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@lauramay9717This is why it is advisable to never take a field sobriety test even if sober.

  • @chetanphoenix
    @chetanphoenix 2 месяца назад +80

    Chocolate, strawberry, vanilla. What's an ADHDers favorite type of shake?
    A: Leg

    • @ellybanelly3656
      @ellybanelly3656 2 месяца назад +4

      You deserve someone commenting on this, that was actually really good! 🤣

    • @marceille
      @marceille 2 месяца назад +6

      As i just realized i was bouncing my leg..... 😂

    • @magickbytheocean24
      @magickbytheocean24 2 месяца назад +1

      😂

    • @MarindaCrochets
      @MarindaCrochets 2 месяца назад +5

      No way I'm actually bouncing my leg while reading this 🤣

    • @iprobablyforgotsomething
      @iprobablyforgotsomething Месяц назад +1

      Darn, I was wrong! My guess was our groove thing. Speaking of, where *did* I put that...

  • @altijdjouwnaantje
    @altijdjouwnaantje 2 месяца назад +36

    An ADHD'er moves cross-country, so they're selling their stuff.
    "For sale:
    - washer: well-worn
    - dryer: like new
    - steam iron: mint condition, box never opened
    Buy three, get a pre-washed load of towels."

    • @theedoctorb
      @theedoctorb 2 месяца назад +3

      I just told that one to Jessica. We're both laughing at this!

    • @browneyes142a
      @browneyes142a 2 месяца назад +1

      Omg, sooooooo true! (And reminds me to start my laundry for the 3rd time this week)

    • @linedancergal
      @linedancergal Месяц назад +1

      Laughed so hard I choked. Laundry and cleaning my teeth are my biggest struggles.

    • @nihouma11
      @nihouma11 25 дней назад

      I had a hard laugh at this, thank you

  • @desiree.schluter.2966
    @desiree.schluter.2966 2 месяца назад +39

    I'm not sure if it's a joke...but I love this for an adhd-ism. DOOM boxes are things I Didn't Organize, Only Moved. Toooooo true.

  • @indigoowl7841
    @indigoowl7841 2 месяца назад +73

    I remember one of my favourite jokes:
    Fairy: Excuse me, can I get your attention?
    Soon-to-be-first-ADHDer: Yeah. Sure.

  • @ladynoi
    @ladynoi 2 месяца назад +210

    Why can't ADHDers go to Narnia? Because they can't find the end of the floordrobe

  • @ryanhines219
    @ryanhines219 2 месяца назад +49

    To-do lists are amazing. Sometimes I’ll even spend 52 hours watching RUclips videos, read most of 17 articles online about to-do lists, and spend money on a new notebook, and pens at the store to add to my stack of unfinished notebooks. A game I like to play is “how can I make these tasks MORE granular” so I get the satisfaction of checking off items, but then I get overwhelmed that the list is too long.

    • @jackih9682
      @jackih9682 2 месяца назад +3

      I was getting ready to go on vacation once and I actually made a list of the different lists I needed to make. To-do list, shopping list, packing list etc. 🤭

    • @Adrian_1114
      @Adrian_1114 2 месяца назад +3

      If I make a to do list it WILL take me at least an hour.... the same time it would have taken to do one task on that list

    • @digispace1
      @digispace1 2 месяца назад +1

      @ryanhines219
      😂 Ouch! Same.

    • @furrygodmother5199
      @furrygodmother5199 Месяц назад +1

      This is the where I am right now! I've taken two weeks to "perfect" my "to-do" list by adding columns with an ICON for each one such as a Phone Icon for calls I need to make, Doggy leaping in the air icon for the "do 2 trick training sessions per day with my border collie"; an Icon for Each day of the week, etc and adding colors. it is taking so long to make my list pretty and interesting in the guise of "being organized" that very few of the tasks are getting done!

    • @furrygodmother5199
      @furrygodmother5199 Месяц назад

      @@Adrian_1114 Yep!!!!

  • @rynaa-nj2vn
    @rynaa-nj2vn 2 месяца назад +71

    So, I was paying for my groceries when my dad called, I tried to talk to him while paying. As I am walking away from the cashier, I panic and tell my dad I can't talk to him now, I think I left my phone on the counter.....
    He says to me:" It's ok, don't stress. Just calmly go back the way you came and call me when you find your phone."
    I said ok thanks dad, bye. I'm at the cashier now to ask if she saw my......
    I just waved to the cashier and told my dad before we hung up, that I have been talking to him on my phone the whole time. We both had a good laugh 😂

    • @christineodonnell2202
      @christineodonnell2202 2 месяца назад

      I love it! 😂

    • @emmydoll
      @emmydoll 2 месяца назад +5

      Even funnier that he didn’t catch it and say something.

    • @rosegrumbine7931
      @rosegrumbine7931 2 месяца назад

      You can bet which parent gave those ADHD genes…

    • @michaelthompson4949
      @michaelthompson4949 Месяц назад +1

      Since it is so hereditary do you both have it?

    • @rynaa-nj2vn
      @rynaa-nj2vn 7 дней назад

      @@michaelthompson4949 Yes, my mom has it too😅

  • @natalieedelstein
    @natalieedelstein 2 месяца назад +150

    I wonder if the mention of jumping to conclusions with ADHD was more about the fact that many times we finish other people's sentences in conversation.

    • @Dismythed
      @Dismythed 2 месяца назад +5

      That's how I understood it. But it was still a dud. 🫣

    • @julieking704
      @julieking704 2 месяца назад

      Tru' Dat!

    • @morgankee
      @morgankee 2 месяца назад +19

      "jumping topics" would have been better

    • @Indi_Waffle_Girl
      @Indi_Waffle_Girl 2 месяца назад

      ​@@morgankeeunderrated comment!

    • @RosanBan
      @RosanBan 2 месяца назад +7

      My mind went to RSD and the dreaded "can I have a quick chat?"

  • @veggiet2009
    @veggiet2009 2 месяца назад +151

    "we're like vegans" 😂
    You got me there

    • @HowtoADHD
      @HowtoADHD  2 месяца назад +30

      RIGHT?! It got me too! xD I need a "don't laugh at the don't laugh challenge" challenge
      - Harley, HTADHD Community Manager

    • @OpusMixtum
      @OpusMixtum 2 месяца назад +4

      That one hurt. Move over, CrossFit.

    • @DK_365
      @DK_365 2 месяца назад +21

      ​@@OpusMixtuma Crossfitter, a vegan, and an ADHDer walk into a bar. Everyone was aware within 5 minutes.

    • @beezwacks
      @beezwacks 2 месяца назад +3

      @@DK_365 lmfao

    • @phelan_pt
      @phelan_pt 2 месяца назад +12

      I get that angle of the joke, but I prefer a better one:
      "How do you know someone has ADHD?" "They tell you, they forget, they tell you again, they forget again..." (Timing needs work, but I like it better than punching down at needed ADHD disclosure and activism)

  • @Mr.Lunafish
    @Mr.Lunafish 2 месяца назад +21

    What did the ADHD kid say after finishing a puzzle in 6 months?
    "The box said 2-4 years!"

  • @oceanchaos1
    @oceanchaos1 2 месяца назад +48

    "We're like vegans. Jesse: Hi grains!"

  • @AdrianColley
    @AdrianColley 2 месяца назад +75

    How many people with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but soon, not now.

  • @badgerius1
    @badgerius1 2 месяца назад +46

    How many ADHD'ers does it take to change a... find a...open the...recycle the... take out the...mow the lawn?

    • @pjfarrell1025
      @pjfarrell1025 2 месяца назад +3

      It could be worse, you could be taking out the lawn and mowing the recycling.

    • @hweidigiv
      @hweidigiv Месяц назад +1

      I forget the setup, but the punchline was...
      And now I forgot that. Nevermind.

  • @crazyratlady3115
    @crazyratlady3115 2 месяца назад +55

    The joke my husband and I have is that we think our house is haunted because things are always going missing and turning up in weird places. We both have ADHD, but blaming 'the ghosts' feels healthier than trying to figure out who's acting up today.

    • @rachelh6215
      @rachelh6215 Месяц назад +1

      We decided last week we must have a house gremlin bc stuff keeps vanishing lol (2 ADHDers and the youngest has epilepsy)

    • @michaelthompson4949
      @michaelthompson4949 Месяц назад

      ​@@rachelh6215Could be considered challenging or exciting.

    • @Jragena
      @Jragena 14 дней назад

      Our matriarch has always blamed it on an entity called "Inky".

  • @daniellavoie8379
    @daniellavoie8379 2 месяца назад +175

    Step 4: Remember to read the list

    • @HowtoADHD
      @HowtoADHD  2 месяца назад +25

      LOL FOR REAL

    • @qw1328
      @qw1328 2 месяца назад +24

      So true 😅, but while listening to the joke I thought "Step 4: find the pen again"

    • @1n20DnD
      @1n20DnD 2 месяца назад +12

      Accurate! 😂
      Also, remember where you put the list. 🤔😢🫣

    • @psyberduck42
      @psyberduck42 2 месяца назад +3

      Harsh, but accurate. XD

    • @samanthacampbell375
      @samanthacampbell375 2 месяца назад +4

      Number 1 on my To Do List is always, "Write a to do list" that way I have a sense of accomplishment b/c I have at least done 1 thing on my list.🤣🤣🤣

  • @clarissajanes6950
    @clarissajanes6950 2 месяца назад +42

    Speaking of the getting distracted by a squirrel, I was talking to my uncle and he lost me and I looked excited. He was like "you saw a lizard didn't you" hahahaha... yes I did

    • @theyoftheravens
      @theyoftheravens 2 месяца назад +7

      Hilariously, I was going to make a joke about our attention spans being to Scale.... and then immediately had to go look up and see if lizards has scales or skin both bc I suddenly needed to know, and also to have my pun be accurate. I think I may actually be the joke here. 😅😂

    • @phelan_pt
      @phelan_pt 2 месяца назад

      It's ants or other cool bugs for me 😅

  • @KiraFriede
    @KiraFriede 2 месяца назад +106

    I would be so happy to do procrastacleaning.
    My procrastination is often just sitting around doing nothing and then I feel bad for not even having done the cleaning.

    • @sherrymerrill6317
      @sherrymerrill6317 2 месяца назад +2

      Same

    • @V0r4xiz
      @V0r4xiz 2 месяца назад +6

      Same. I procrastinate important things by gaming and watching RUclips. Like, I skip the cleaning part of the procrasticleaning.

    • @Sam_on_YouTube
      @Sam_on_YouTube 2 месяца назад +2

      Procrasticleaning takes practice. I'm not good at it.

    • @KittyCookieCat
      @KittyCookieCat 2 месяца назад +1

      I don’t often procrastaclean but I did the other day and it was great 😹

    • @jackih9682
      @jackih9682 2 месяца назад +5

      I’m actually procrastinating cleaning my house by watching this video. 😂

  • @OpusMixtum
    @OpusMixtum 2 месяца назад +27

    I’m a mess because I tried to write a joke about RSD and it got rejected.

  • @MaikyeSet
    @MaikyeSet 2 месяца назад +20

    I love your videos, here some jokes I use to do about me:
    Why did I bring a shopping list to the grocery store?
    So I could still forget half the items but feel organized about it!
    Why did I get a pet hamster?
    Because I wanted a pet that understands my need to run in circles and get nowhere fast.
    Why did I set ten alarms this morning?
    Because I know I’ll turn off the first nine without even waking up.
    Why do I always buy colorful sticky notes?
    Because if I’m going to forget something, it might as well be on something pretty.
    Why did I start reading five books at once?
    Because focusing on one storyline just isn’t challenging enough!
    Why did I start a garden in my backyard?
    So I can plant ideas and watch them grow wild and unruly, just like my thoughts!
    Why did I adopt a cat?
    Because we both understand the joy of chasing after something and then forgetting what we were doing. (And also because my hamster died.)

    • @iprobablyforgotsomething
      @iprobablyforgotsomething Месяц назад

      X'D *applause* I hope your next show is just as good as this impromptu stand up comedy routine was!

  • @acespot1
    @acespot1 2 месяца назад +124

    I have ACTUALLY used my cellphone to find my cellphone before realizing I was holding it in my hand.
    The best was when i was searching EVERYWHERE for my sunglasses, then finally asked someone if they had seen them. "Um, you're WEARING them..."

    • @sherrymerrill6317
      @sherrymerrill6317 2 месяца назад +3

      I've done that before, too.😂

    • @JustinWarkentin
      @JustinWarkentin 2 месяца назад +9

      I've had my wife call my phone to help me find it only to discover it was in my left hand

    • @MilkyWay_0113
      @MilkyWay_0113 2 месяца назад +5

      me too OH MY GOD HAHAHAH and on that same note, i have exclaimed "WHERE ARE MY GLASSES" and frantically searched for them while literally wearing them...

    • @Galactus23
      @Galactus23 2 месяца назад +3

      the amount of times that I have searched for my phone or glasses when its in my hand is scary :( lol

    • @LL-yy6mn
      @LL-yy6mn 2 месяца назад +2

      I've done that with my eyeglasses and I'm nearsighted!

  • @JamesSmith-qu4yf
    @JamesSmith-qu4yf 2 месяца назад +100

    What would happen if Han Solo had ADHD?
    The Millennium Falcon would jump to hyperfocus.

    • @MrDavegeo
      @MrDavegeo 2 месяца назад +2

      Yet it would also frequently malfunction and refuse to do so, getting battered by asteroids while attempting to work out how to get hyperfocus back....ooh look - a city in the sky!

    • @Daytruin
      @Daytruin 2 месяца назад +6

      What would happen if Han Solo had ADHD? He would have still shot first.

    • @JamesSmith-qu4yf
      @JamesSmith-qu4yf 2 месяца назад

      @@Daytruin 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @timjafekpoetry
    @timjafekpoetry 2 месяца назад +15

    Not a "joke" per se, but a funny definition of a term I made up:
    Extrusive thoughts- as opposed to intrusive thoughts, extrusive ones are thoughts you can't help but blurt out (like when you see a cool animal or have to wonder about the etymology about a word or phrase)

  • @SimaoFCunha
    @SimaoFCunha 2 месяца назад +51

    Step four: Remember where I put the to do list.
    Step five: To do, to do, to do, to do, to do, to do, to do, to dooo.

    • @HankyUSA
      @HankyUSA 2 месяца назад +6

      Pink Panther?

    • @phelan_pt
      @phelan_pt 2 месяца назад +1

      Dammit, I can tell that's going to pop in my head the next time I open my to-do list 😂

    • @jimthechaosbunny
      @jimthechaosbunny 2 месяца назад

      Thanks, I'm now humming 'To-do list, to to to do' to the tune of baby shark! 😂

  • @nightfall3605
    @nightfall3605 2 месяца назад +121

    Jumping to the end of the sentence. Because you were taking too long.

    • @HowtoADHD
      @HowtoADHD  2 месяца назад +18

      OOOH MY GOD YES

    • @Sam_on_YouTube
      @Sam_on_YouTube 2 месяца назад +3

      Wait, your sentence or someone else's?

    • @nightfall3605
      @nightfall3605 2 месяца назад +17

      @@Sam_on_RUclips
      “What is an ADHD person’s favorite exercise?”
      Jumping to the end of your sentence. Because you were taking too long.
      To over explain, because we see patterns as well as typically already have thought through a gazillion permutations of a topic, when we are in conversation with someone else we can recognize where they are going in the discussion and will finish their sentence for them to demonstrate that we already know, please go to the next point, please share an original thought because you are boring me and watching you think this through for the first time is literally causing me anguish.

    • @Aanaartu
      @Aanaartu 2 месяца назад +5

      Uh...we are kinda like the human version of ChatGPT. And make about as many mistakes when arriving to the answer 😅

    • @Sam_on_YouTube
      @Sam_on_YouTube 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Aanaartu LOL

  • @Galgamos
    @Galgamos 2 месяца назад +24

    Why does it only take a single person with ADHD to throw a CEO meet-up into chaos?
    Executive Function Disorder

  • @isirlasplace91
    @isirlasplace91 2 месяца назад +48

    When I was in my twenties, I made this big speech to my mom on how I really needed to renew my glasses so I wasn't coming back home unless I got new glasses. Came back home with a bleached blond pixie cut when I had long brown hair before leaving. No glasses😂 My mom still teases me about it!

  • @TheEDFLegacy
    @TheEDFLegacy 2 месяца назад +93

    His comedic timing is the reason why you had a child with that man? That is so hilarious! 😅

    • @chrys9256
      @chrys9256 2 месяца назад +36

      I'm sure the fact that he looks like Geralt of Rivia also contributed.

    • @theedoctorb
      @theedoctorb 2 месяца назад +42

      @@chrys9256 I didn't when we met. I only grew my hair out once the pandemic prevented me from going to the barber. Now my game industry friends want me to keep leaning into the Geralt thing. 🤣

    • @fedor7695
      @fedor7695 2 месяца назад +11

      ​@@theedoctorbman they're right no doubt

  • @jessikacutts3986
    @jessikacutts3986 2 месяца назад +62

    How many ADHDers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    What kind of lightbulb would be best? Should we go buy a few different ones and research their pro’s and cons? What about a vitamin D bulb?? Also… We don’t have a ladder so let’s google different safe body stacking methods to reach to bulb! Do we need a screwdriver? Where is it? Let’s clean out and organize the junk drawer!!

    • @dima.86
      @dima.86 2 месяца назад +3

      vitamin D lightbulbs?!

    • @karen23826
      @karen23826 2 месяца назад

      This is sooo me lol.

    • @editornia
      @editornia 2 месяца назад +1

      LOL, this!! XD

    • @iprobablyforgotsomething
      @iprobablyforgotsomething Месяц назад +2

      @jessikacutts3986 -- "Hold on, I need to overthink about this" to quote you a quote.
      .
      And then get distracted and forget it, ofc! XD

  • @EnabiSeira
    @EnabiSeira 2 месяца назад +7

    "How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?" One, and a previous two hours long research on the invention of the light bulb, the electricity and a new playlist full of Fujiya & Miyagi songs.
    "What's an ADHD person's favourite excercise?" Jumping hobbies.

  • @SmallSpoonBrigade
    @SmallSpoonBrigade 2 месяца назад +78

    I got as far as the counting sheep one. I knew that he was going to start counting things that weren't sheep, and it still got me.

  • @ricky7326
    @ricky7326 2 месяца назад +76

    "Sorry what was the question" made me laugh bc it was so true. This sentence goes through my head multiple times a day, but I usually don't ask it out loud bc it would make me look bad. Instead I am now a detective on the case using different questions to try and find the original point of the conversation, faking it until I make it or until I take the whole thing down a random rabbit hole about my latest obsession.

    • @AsmodeusMictian
      @AsmodeusMictian 2 месяца назад +3

      100% This.

    • @vircostas1144
      @vircostas1144 2 месяца назад +4

      Many times I answer "Yes, of course!" without knowing what they told me.
      I let them talk.
      I'll ask again later what they asked me for.
      Oops

    • @DaffCookie
      @DaffCookie 2 месяца назад +1

      Also the, what was I talking about...

  • @Amy-oo7mm
    @Amy-oo7mm 2 месяца назад +55

    You know why it's so easy for people with ADHD to get our steps in? Because we're constantly going back for that "one" thing we forgot.
    Seriously, I had to go back twice for toiletries when I went to get my shower today. *And* I had to go back to retrieve one from the bathroom after. One of those items was a towel .

    • @littlemissmel88
      @littlemissmel88 2 месяца назад +3

      Or we forgot why we went into a room and now retrace our steps until we remember.

    • @maxvahling3832
      @maxvahling3832 2 месяца назад +3

      That's not a joke. It's just true. Just today, I bought cucumbers for a salad (they had them on sale) and forgot one of the other ingredients. I went back to buy it, paid for it at the self-check-out line so there wouldn't be questions about the other groceries still in the cart - and left it there.

    • @2dogsmowing
      @2dogsmowing Месяц назад

      ​@@littlemissmel88and get really frustrated when we can't remember after the retracing comes to the start. Then stand there still trying to remember with the confused face and someone starts to ask questions that through us off. Till we finally remember 3 hours later and the thing is at home and we needed it later that day.

    • @jeandiehl5074
      @jeandiehl5074 Месяц назад +1

      Only 2 times...?

  • @stephenhilliard3931
    @stephenhilliard3931 2 месяца назад +27

    If someone with ADHD is too broke to afford their medication then they can’t afford to pay attention.

    • @iprobablyforgotsomething
      @iprobablyforgotsomething Месяц назад +1

      See, this joke is like a good movie -- first you laugh, then you cry, then you sigh in resignation and get back to failing to be productive irl.

  • @peachdust
    @peachdust 2 месяца назад +23

    I so agree with the distraction jokes.
    My thing is actually taking in so much information, seeing every single detail, that I'm paralyzed by the data

  • @ktqueen
    @ktqueen 2 месяца назад +19

    I thought my airpods had fallen out of the case and looked for them for a full 10 minutes before I realized they were in my ears.

    • @RosanBan
      @RosanBan 2 месяца назад +1

      Been there, done that...

  • @kathymarshall220
    @kathymarshall220 2 месяца назад +30

    Contenders for the ADHD favourite sport punchline:
    Jumping the gun,
    The 50 metre dash out the door,
    Skating through tasks at the last minute,

    • @lykta
      @lykta 2 месяца назад +11

      Also: Throwing caution to the wind

    • @theyoftheravens
      @theyoftheravens 2 месяца назад +8

      Discus-sing whatever their current special interest is 😜

    • @beezwacks
      @beezwacks 2 месяца назад +2

      @@theyoftheravens *hyperfixation

    • @SetBeautyFree
      @SetBeautyFree 2 месяца назад +4

      Speed cleaning

    • @pjfarrell1025
      @pjfarrell1025 2 месяца назад +1

      Snowboarding - it would have been skiing but just can't seem to find what I've done with the other ski.

  • @pootsieman
    @pootsieman 2 месяца назад +14

    adhd hack: increase productivity by squeezing one or two tasks in between putting on one your left sock and your right sock

    • @indigoziona
      @indigoziona 2 месяца назад +1

      Omg yes. I feel seen.

    • @rachelh6215
      @rachelh6215 Месяц назад +1

      Yikes! I hate socks, but wearing just one is too much. Everything must be symmetrical.

    • @pootsieman
      @pootsieman Месяц назад

      @@rachelh6215 i agree, and yet here i am

  • @qw1328
    @qw1328 2 месяца назад +26

    Q: "On a scale from 1 to 10, how forgetful are you?"
    A: "On a scale from 1 to what?"
    Q: "From 1 to 10"
    A: "What was the question again?"
    Q: "Forget it!"

    • @julen2380
      @julen2380 2 месяца назад +2

      Good grief. I read your comment and I swear by the time I got to "what was the question again?", I was like "exactly, what was this about?" 🤔😂

    • @qw1328
      @qw1328 2 месяца назад +2

      @@julen2380 😂

    • @karen23826
      @karen23826 2 месяца назад

      This gives me such who’s on first vibes lol

    • @Pimkly
      @Pimkly 2 месяца назад

      Final A: I already did

  • @craigfaulkner8455
    @craigfaulkner8455 2 месяца назад +45

    My doctor diagnosed me with schizophrenia and ADHD. Which means I hear voices but not for long enough to drive me insane.

  • @sarahnemzerkohl9516
    @sarahnemzerkohl9516 2 месяца назад +16

    You skipped over the announcement that you got engaged!! Wow! I love seeing you and Dr. B together. Congrats and enjoy your little one!

  • @reihanabi
    @reihanabi 2 месяца назад +28

    I do jump to one conclusion just about every time, though. The conclusion that everything is my fault.

    • @HowtoADHD
      @HowtoADHD  2 месяца назад +6

      Oof yeah that's relatable.

    • @olgam5601
      @olgam5601 2 месяца назад +3

      Everything can’t possibly be your fault because everything is my fault.

    • @curiousone6129
      @curiousone6129 Месяц назад

      ​@@olgam5601
      But I'm responsible for everything, so it must be my fault.

  • @Jo1day
    @Jo1day 2 месяца назад +70

    I would actually like a book along the lines of 'You Might Be A Redneck If" But instead goes "If You've Never (Blank), you might not have ADHD". The one line I did come up with was "If You've never lost your keys in your own hand, you might not have ADHD" I think I wrote and did a picture of that after it actually happened...

    • @1n20DnD
      @1n20DnD 2 месяца назад +20

      If you've never walked into a room, forgot why you were there, walked out of the room to remember, remembered, walked back into the room, and forgot again...😂
      If you've never started 5 new books before reading the first book you started...😅
      This is a great idea for a joke book!

    • @Jo1day
      @Jo1day 2 месяца назад +5

      ​​@@1n20DnD Lol, I've done that first thing going up the stairs to get a drink of water in the morning. My brother and his friend who'd stayed the night followed me upstairs because they thought I was sleep walking. Probably didn't help that I turned around and paused a bit on the stairs before I remembered why I was going upstairs in the first place.

    • @sherrymerrill6317
      @sherrymerrill6317 2 месяца назад +10

      If you've never left your phone in an odd place like the linen closet or the refrigerator you probably don't have ADHD.

    • @alarcon99
      @alarcon99 2 месяца назад +10

      If you have never lost your glasses, on the top of your head…

    • @MilkyWay_0113
      @MilkyWay_0113 2 месяца назад +9

      @@1n20DnD OMGGGGGG the amount of freaking times i've done the walking in and out of a room thing!!!!!!! it's so infuriating in the moment especially when you're already running late!!!!

  • @nBasedAce
    @nBasedAce 2 месяца назад +79

    I went to a zoo the other day. They only had a dog. It was a shitzu.

  • @drakkensdatter
    @drakkensdatter 2 месяца назад +19

    Most people watch videos in HD
    We watch videos in 80HD

  • @TheNinnyfee
    @TheNinnyfee 2 месяца назад +72

    Skipping meals is another favourite exercise. 😄❤️

    • @chrys9256
      @chrys9256 2 месяца назад +8

      My favourite exercise is making a second meal because I forgot I already ate.

    • @alexisdespland4939
      @alexisdespland4939 2 месяца назад +2

      but how can a meal sh kip. lol
      sorry skip.

    • @alexisdespland4939
      @alexisdespland4939 2 месяца назад +2

      on that note going to get some lunch.

    • @johndemeritt3460
      @johndemeritt3460 2 месяца назад

      @@chrys9256, I see! But having been a Corgi companion for 16 years, I realize that if Corgis could cook they'd be INCREDIBLY fat -- they'd be so busy trying to eat that they'd never actually cook anything!

    • @johndemeritt3460
      @johndemeritt3460 2 месяца назад +4

      @@alexisdespland4939, after the meal skipped, it'd be, "skip to the loo, my darling!"

  • @MichelleLJones-jv8ko
    @MichelleLJones-jv8ko 2 месяца назад +26

    How did the bunny with ADHD escape from the dog?
    ---
    It went down a rabbit hole.

    • @jimthechaosbunny
      @jimthechaosbunny 2 месяца назад +1

      As a bunny with ADHD, can confirm! 😂

  • @stealthhumor
    @stealthhumor 2 месяца назад +60

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    What?

    • @callumramage
      @callumramage 2 месяца назад +1

      Knock knock
      Who's there?
      Huh?
      Huh who?
      bless you.

    • @phelan_pt
      @phelan_pt 2 месяца назад

      Username checks out.

    • @mlewis1177
      @mlewis1177 2 месяца назад

      Jokester: Knock knock.
      ADHDer: who's there?
      Jokester: ADHD
      ADHDer: I'm sorry. Could you please start from the beginning?

    • @NightPaws_
      @NightPaws_ Месяц назад

      This one literally made me laugh-cry

  • @theyoftheravens
    @theyoftheravens 2 месяца назад +10

    Procrasticleaning for me is called Productination 😂 being productive in a way that's procrastinating

  • @cdcontent
    @cdcontent 2 месяца назад +14

    My therapist says that, if I want to be a Social Media influencer with ADHD, I should get a film camera; that way it'll help me process my negative self image.

  • @drakedbz
    @drakedbz 2 месяца назад +8

    What is the most common injury ADHDers get? Analysis paralysis.

  • @samk3141
    @samk3141 2 месяца назад +27

    My friends don't always remember I have ADHD, until I get them a glass of water and come back with an Ice cube tray :D

  • @pvtpain66k
    @pvtpain66k 2 месяца назад +63

    my brain does the "Old mcdonald had a farm AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O!" really bad...

    • @rayanmozamel1458
      @rayanmozamel1458 2 месяца назад

      True, the melody sounds the same to me

    • @spotterofgold
      @spotterofgold 2 месяца назад +5

      And MY brain would go, "Old MacDonald had a farm and Bingo was his name-o. OH, SUSANNAH, NOW DON'T YOU CRY FOR ME..."

    • @ajs787
      @ajs787 2 месяца назад

      The fact that those melodies blend so well is really what does it.

    • @Moraenil
      @Moraenil 2 месяца назад +2

      My brain often goes from a certain point in the Star Wars Main Theme seamlessly into the Superman Theme, and I often don't even realize it for a few minutes at least.

    • @Delenne_Russell
      @Delenne_Russell 2 месяца назад +2

      I've gone from the Imperial March into a version of the Indiana Jones theme more times than I can remember. But definitely a bunch. Also stinks when you're in a first aid course and they recommend the Imperial March for helping time CPR Compressions. Good thing I know Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees does the same thing and I don't blend that one.

  • @OldManSparkplug
    @OldManSparkplug 2 месяца назад +103

    I'm not procrastinating.
    I'm a world class Partial Artist.

    • @sherrymerrill6317
      @sherrymerrill6317 2 месяца назад +3

      YES! THIS!

    • @dima.86
      @dima.86 2 месяца назад +2

      i've just dropped out of arts college, this fits

    • @jimthechaosbunny
      @jimthechaosbunny 2 месяца назад +3

      I'm not a procrastinator, but I'm an enthusiastic amateur! 😁

  • @joanneduval5532
    @joanneduval5532 2 месяца назад +15

    One ADHD experience I had was stopping at a drive thru coffee shop and trying to place my order with a trash can until I realized that the speaker was 10 feet away from the menu. The funniest part was that my mom never noticed it. I think she has ADHD also. 😂

    • @NightPaws_
      @NightPaws_ Месяц назад +1

      I know someone else this has happened to!

  • @JonBrase
    @JonBrase 2 месяца назад +10

    3:02 Not sure if it's the autism or the ADHD, but I definitely will catch it if someone accidentally says something that's a movie line or a song lyric, and will definitely respond with the next line.

  • @aliengeo
    @aliengeo 2 месяца назад +17

    Also: I feel like my fave joke from this video is the orange juice one SPECIFICALLY bc of Jessica's addition in the middle there accidentally proving his point 😂

  • @OakleafRanger09
    @OakleafRanger09 2 месяца назад +8

    I was going to write an ADHD joke but I kept forgetting what I was doing.

  • @z3r0n3ss
    @z3r0n3ss 2 месяца назад +9

    I have a story about the lightbulb joke. I got my diagnosis in the summer of 2001, after my first year of college. And while i had started taking medication, we had not narrowed down the right dosage. So needless to say, i was still very easily distracted. A friend of mine told me that joke and within the 5 seconds that it took her to start the joke, i had completely forgotten that she was in the middle of telling me a joke. I legitimately thought that she was suggesting we go ride our bikes.

  • @KittyCookieCat
    @KittyCookieCat 2 месяца назад +5

    It wasn’t really a joke, but the line in your book about thinking it’s better to have a toolbox full of options than a sticky note saying “try harder” made me laugh out loud

  • @FenrirAldebrand
    @FenrirAldebrand 2 месяца назад +14

    The phone thing is exactly why I LOVE my smartwatch. I really only use it as a fitness, sleep, and heart rate tracker, but when I lost my phone within range of the watch, the "find phone" button comes in REAL handy! Someone can't call your phone if it's on silent! 😂

    • @rosegrumbine7931
      @rosegrumbine7931 2 месяца назад +1

      My husband resists change. My son and I finally convinced him 5 years ago to disconnect the land line. Its only purpose was to find our phones!

  • @user-yn9ss4kv8p
    @user-yn9ss4kv8p 2 месяца назад +7

    How could you tell that Scarlett O'Hara had ADHD?
    "I can't think about that now. I'll think about it tomorrow."

  • @Dismythed
    @Dismythed 2 месяца назад +12

    How many days in an ADHD week?
    Hold on, I'm still counting.

  • @JohnPaulEnsign
    @JohnPaulEnsign 2 месяца назад +7

    "What I'm getting from this is that we need better jokes about ADHD" 😂
    Brutal haha