@@EnBelli Oh we got to cook this: From what I read, SCP-6969 is only the "forgotten space" of two seconds during climax resulting in the "post-nut clarity" because the mind was (by-evolution caused by the anomaly) reset to blank in order to clear the massive volume of time experienced. It reminds me of SCP-4960 and the "ritual" to awaken and feed her, might be connected in the sense of the resulting "memory sacrifice" to fuel her own state of divine conscience? This would make the goon couch a quasi-altar of the very same divine ritual, considering that Numi is "an object of tribute art" as are several of her streaming friends, their level of cognitive lewd power makes them on the evolutionary path to likeness of SCP-4960, so in a sense, Numi and friends engaging in lewd sacrifices on each others altars is itself an act of self-pantheon apotheosis!? It's not the couch that's an SCP, it's the virtual streamers themselves. In even greater irony, their "holy holiday" of No Nut November is akin to the winter/spring cycle of Persephone as she travels from Earth to Hades, divine to mortal until the return of gooning revives her powers.
One day Numi's couch is gonna stop being inanimate, find the nearest news station nearby & tattle on Numi for letting so many people "goon" on it for so long without any repercussions for such things. Poor couch is going *through it!* 😂😅
Ya, I know what Juniper is talking about. My highschool also had a sex couch that was primarily used by the theater kids. While I was supposed to be a theater-tech, I got dragooned into acting for a season. We had to use said couch as a normal prop. Took me a while to get used to that. Never turn over the cushions, it doesn't end well for your psyche...
All units SCP designation 6969 has been found. Surround and secure. Don’t let it escape a third time. Please be advised, hazmat teams are the only ones cleared to make physical contact with the entity. Additional units should prioritize sealing off the building. Over.
@@AtemerusRhayli As this is an entity of non-lethal/sexual nature Lambda-12 has been deemed the primary MTF for apprehending this entity. TAU-51 is working in conjunction with Lambda 12 to provide backup and intelligence of the surrounding area. Delta-4 is on standby if the situation evolves. Over.
@@AtemerusRhayli Update- Beta 7 is currently engaged in a separate operation relating to *[REDACTED]* in *[REDACTED]* However, they have been instructed to provide long distance support and have already briefed Lambda-12 on how to proceed. Extraction methods will be posted in the after-action report. Over.
Reminds me of how the spotlight booth in my highschool's theater had a mattress in it. In theory, it was for rehearsal days when someone could be in the booth for several hours. There was plenty of downtime for them so they could relax or take a nap in between sessions. ....Many unspeakable things happened on that mattress. The one unspoken rule for it was that you bring your own blankets/towels and clean up afterwards.
It's the way she says all of this in such an uninterested way as if she's just tired of being surprised and doesn't care anymore that makes this one of the most unhinged videos I've ever seen on this site
"WHY HAVEN'T YOU THROWN IT OUT?!?" Because it's the goon couch. She gets a new couch, then that one will turn into a goon couch too. It's specifically designated as the goon couch. Like that one shitty spoon you have in your cutlery drawer
That couch is going to become an SCP with the amount of gooning happening on it.
I commented the same thing before I saw this. Glad I'm not alone lol
SCP-#### "A Virtual Streamer's Gooning Couch"
I mean by the sound of it, it has more than enough DNA to be alive...
I was about to comment something like that XD freaking SCP 6969-C the Goon Couch its just an extension of the SCP 6969 lol
@@EnBelli Oh we got to cook this: From what I read, SCP-6969 is only the "forgotten space" of two seconds during climax resulting in the "post-nut clarity" because the mind was (by-evolution caused by the anomaly) reset to blank in order to clear the massive volume of time experienced. It reminds me of SCP-4960 and the "ritual" to awaken and feed her, might be connected in the sense of the resulting "memory sacrifice" to fuel her own state of divine conscience? This would make the goon couch a quasi-altar of the very same divine ritual, considering that Numi is "an object of tribute art" as are several of her streaming friends, their level of cognitive lewd power makes them on the evolutionary path to likeness of SCP-4960, so in a sense, Numi and friends engaging in lewd sacrifices on each others altars is itself an act of self-pantheon apotheosis!? It's not the couch that's an SCP, it's the virtual streamers themselves. In even greater irony, their "holy holiday" of No Nut November is akin to the winter/spring cycle of Persephone as she travels from Earth to Hades, divine to mortal until the return of gooning revives her powers.
Coming next season, “that time I got reincarnated as THE goon couch”
I Was Reincarnated As A VTuber's Gooning Couch?!?!?
i was looking for this exact post 😂😂
Working on that screenplay now. My people will call your people about the royalties.
Peak anime
the title needs at least another 3 sentences to fit in with the other currently airing anime
I love how Juniper heard Bao and said checks out
No more needed to be said.
One day Numi's couch is gonna stop being inanimate, find the nearest news station nearby & tattle on Numi for letting so many people "goon" on it for so long without any repercussions for such things.
Poor couch is going *through it!* 😂😅
NOT COUCH-KUN
Or it develops a kink lol
Numi ought to auction off the couch. She'd make bank.
Let's have CDawgVA host another Charity Auction stream to auction off that... "casting couch..."
Which one? The spank bank? 😂
@@danielmoriarty9273nah the Not-Sperm bank
Seem to be a good, comfy couch
Very popular!
Pretty sure the EPA would block it off as a superfund site.
At this point, it’s marking territory. It’s like when a fire hydrate for the neighborhood dogs.
When a couch gets more action that numi
A couch isn't that interesting. The fact that it's hers is what makes this hilarious
😂
Bro that couch is going to gain sentience at this rate
"We call it that because of Bao"
Immediate understanding
Connor (CDawgVA): "Next item to auction off is Numi's... GOONing... Casting Couch??? Am I reading this right? Omg..."🤦♂️
Worst bit is I can see this happening for real.
I can practically hear it! 😂
Heard it in Connors voice... Dying laughing
He totally would
@@spartanspykeSame xD
Oh wow....Numi's couch have richer experience then Numi itself 😲😯😮
I think nuns have more action than Numi
She is now legally forced to call her couch "Couchie".
That couch is getting some mileage
That couch can repopulate the human race at this point.
Ya, I know what Juniper is talking about. My highschool also had a sex couch that was primarily used by the theater kids.
While I was supposed to be a theater-tech, I got dragooned into acting for a season. We had to use said couch as a normal prop. Took me a while to get used to that.
Never turn over the cushions, it doesn't end well for your psyche...
Plot twist: it’s the same couch
In Australia we call goon cheap boxed wine so this had me in the first half haha
All units SCP designation 6969 has been found.
Surround and secure. Don’t let it escape a third time.
Please be advised, hazmat teams are the only ones cleared to make physical contact with the entity.
Additional units should prioritize sealing off the building.
Over.
Make sure to deploy Mobile Task Force Beta-7 for this one. Thinking about deploying also Chi-7.
@@AtemerusRhayli
As this is an entity of non-lethal/sexual nature Lambda-12 has been deemed the primary MTF for apprehending this entity.
TAU-51 is working in conjunction with Lambda 12 to provide backup and intelligence of the surrounding area.
Delta-4 is on standby if the situation evolves.
Over.
@@idofx8722 but it is biological hazard so...
@@AtemerusRhayli
Update-
Beta 7 is currently engaged in a separate operation relating to *[REDACTED]* in *[REDACTED]*
However, they have been instructed to provide long distance support and have already briefed Lambda-12 on how to proceed.
Extraction methods will be posted in the after-action report.
Over.
["6969" by Ninja Sex Party intensifies]
Reminds me of how the spotlight booth in my highschool's theater had a mattress in it. In theory, it was for rehearsal days when someone could be in the booth for several hours. There was plenty of downtime for them so they could relax or take a nap in between sessions. ....Many unspeakable things happened on that mattress. The one unspoken rule for it was that you bring your own blankets/towels and clean up afterwards.
Even the couch is getting more action than Numi.
Numi needs to shine a blacklight on that couch.
“Flashbang out!”
Numi's Couch confirmed FED
We need a photo of that couch.... For science
Don't shine a blacklight.🤣
its black leather. no REALLY!
Numi's poor couch is now being used by her friends for a territorial marking contest. The black light of horrors
Only a matter of time before She Who Thirsts has someone drag that couch into the warp.
I realised I haven't had the most exciting life about to pass my mid 20's.
Skull
Same! What am I doing with my life and why don't I have a couch
@@electronicbudder6047Houses are expensive
The couch is pregnant
pregonate
@@MerchManDan..PREGANANAN
Gregnant
The couch in 9 months: 🫄
Note to self:
Next con, cosplay the "GOON COUCH" and study the amount of subjects would "test" the couch.
This is 100% the plot to a shitty doujin
you got to get a less comfortable couch numi
"Dude I'm beginning to think the couch thing isn't a joke :
0:47 See, the question you should be asking, Juni, is how *Numi* is still a virgin after *4 PEOPLE* doing it in her home??
The answer to your question is already in your question.
Numi is secretly keeping the couch, hoping the couch will help her lose the card finally
As a Theater kid, I can confirm that these exist
As a basketball kid, can confirm the existence of the "magical theater club couch/mattress/table"
Couch gets more action than numi
That couch has probably gotten more action than the average person at this rate
“What’s up with theater kids and being freaks”
she’s almost got it
For real as a theatre kid the cringe horniness never goes away. You just have less and less fruends who feel the same
0:03 all of the are escaped her and I don't think I've heard that sound before!
She must have a special attachment to that couch. lmao
Numi's couch is officially an SCP
Numi's couch belongs to the streets 😂
That couch gotta be the shit. How alluring is this couch.
"How have there been four people and you haven't thrown out the couch?!"
Clearly, it's a very good couch.
Getting rid of the couch means that a new couch will just become a goon couch while in both situations numi isn't involved.
numi's desperation field intersecting with the couch
That couch is gonna grow it’s own ecosystem
The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Goon Couch!
☠️😜🤣😏😎
Numi's goon couch is gonna be a new scp entry.
Damn that moment the couch gets more action then numi😂
... Have we found an SCP here?... and no I don't mean Juniper.
Only numi can get NTR'd by the furniture
Edit: it happend again (probably)
I think people are glossing over the fact that friends came over and gooned in a friend’s home. Like that’s crazy. Super funny! But insane behavior.
My first time seeing this model for Juniper, she's gorgeous.
The couch is coming for that child support
Do I see a tiny Nanashi Mumei dancing next to Chat?
someone has to animate Numis couch in a short
As a certain song would start
COMMENCE THE GOONING
...Who has enough money to throw out a couch just because someone zerked on it?
If that couch could talk, the things it would say
Like "I need therapy?"
Oh, if couches could talk... DAMN.
This sequel to Death Bed, The Bed that Eats People is gonna be wild.
Yo it’s crazy how others lost their v card on that couch but not her 😂😂😂😂😂😂
this is my new favorite SCP
After Bao said it is when Numi had doubts about the "joke" of the goon couch xD
Dang the couch has seen more action than Numi.
Theater kids and band kids are the freakiest
It's the way she says all of this in such an uninterested way as if she's just tired of being surprised and doesn't care anymore that makes this one of the most unhinged videos I've ever seen on this site
That couch had seen more action the numi has...damn...
That couch getting worn out
Numi's couch has gotten more action than her and that's the funniest shit
Former theater kid. Can _absolutely_ confirm.
2:05
the respawn had a warm up of about one year
That couch might need to be steamed cleaned 🤣🤣🤣
One day that couch will give birth to little pillows 😂
Shine a black light on the couch will look like a CSI crime scene.
Couch gets more action than its owner.
the couch is going to start demanding child support in 9 months, maybe less
The new SCP: Numis Couch 😂
Numi’s couch became a real “love seat” 😂
The couch has more experience than Numi
It must be a really good couch
1:38 it also doubles as a jackson polluck painting!
Numi’s is an NCP entity confirmed. It has the ability to compel any sentient life to goon.
More people goon on the goon couch in Numi's house then Numi herself gets.
And they say guys goon like crazy! XD
I'm not surprised that Numi didn't originally know it wasn't a joke; she's got L rizz
Numi wishes she was her couch, and that's just sad.
its the pheromones from the first 'gooning'. its just cascade effect...
Juni relatable about band kids being goon lovers(Choir as well I'm no exception)
Every department had the "sex couch" backstage, and few people actually used it for that 😂 it was like a universal meme back in the theatre days
"WHY HAVEN'T YOU THROWN IT OUT?!?"
Because it's the goon couch. She gets a new couch, then that one will turn into a goon couch too. It's specifically designated as the goon couch. Like that one shitty spoon you have in your cutlery drawer
That must be nice couch.
Must be a really comfy couch
The real casting couch
This goddamn couch needs to get prepped for some proper moon gooning
lol every one but numb has gooned on the sacred couch
"F$%^ yo couch!" - Rick James
No not literally!
The couch is fuckin' cursed/blessed and needs to be sealed away
That couch gets more action than Numi
Man my highschool experience was so lame
So, Theatre kids are just the bard from every DnD party
I'mma gonna assume bao, buff pup and yuzu have been on Numi's couch before especially bao