Layna is the most hinged normally but when it's time to actually talk about experiences, it seems like it's everyone else that's out of their depth by comparison, you love to see it.
The fact that she's 30 and super comfortable with it is one of the reasons she's in my top 3, she always brings something interesting and informed to discussions with these whippersnappers
Have you ever had a girl accidentally fart in your face? It ruined the whole night for us, I couldn’t stop laughing and she was too embarrassed to continue. We were 19 at the time.
@@freakysquirrel7218 A lot of women THINK they squirt but actually just pee during their orgasm so in those cases it's like 100% pee. Squirting liquid isn't clear, it's murky.
@@gamerboy7962 Never a hard grip. The method of aiming depends on the default angle while erect. If you're relatively straight you tip forward a bit and gently push down somewhere between the middle to the tip. If you tried to push down too much it'd be like crinking a hose. If your angle is relatively high then I don't fucking know, you're probably going in sideways or backing up over it.
And it kinda works too, If you can't find any bathroom and you're about to pee, just think about something naughty like sex and your penis will get hard and your pee is temporarily suppressed until you find a bathroom
Well you also have to remember that it's the internet and everyone lies. So lots of people LARPing online. Take everything anyone says with a massive grain of salt especially when it concerns conquests.
for me it just further cemented my knowledge that i'm kinky af when half the shit they go on about feels vanilla in comparison...that's not a good sign lol
Y'know, Layna's whole pee story was such a wtf moment, I literally have no words about it at all, And what makes it even funny is that these are like personal speeches in front of thousands of viewers 💀💀
My nephew once jumped on me, knees first, straight into my groin. That’s as close as I can relate to this. I was in the fetal position for about 5 minutes.
And here i thought handling consecutive, back-to-back mornin wood in a week was the hardest thing i had to go through in terms of my body. Layna & Camila sounds like they were in *the fucking trenches* with these various experiences. 😂😅
If you wanna not have morning wood just pee before bed, that's almost always the cause, it isn't really a horny thing most of the time though it is possible.
Oh my god it’s not even funny what AFAB people go through, higher risk of UTIs, painful and invasive medical procedures, an organ that makes you shit yourself/give you debilitating cramps/ruins your clothes/throws your hormones out of wack. And that’s not even going into how lethal pregnancy can be.
Pro tip for the boys and the girls: holding your pee is NOT like getting an IUD - those are completely different holes that lead to completely different body chambers which are involved in completely different body functions.
@@Keep3r1438 fr tho. Nobody knows everything about anatomy, and even if someone is super knowledgeable, unless they show you the medical resource they're quoting, double check them. Bodies are super complex and even extremely smart and well educated people make mistakes/learned misinfo about anatomy
EDUCATE THE VTUBERS I SAY THEY NEED TO KNOW!! And to answer Numi's question about peeing with morning wood, yes it is more difficult than usual, but morning wood usually doesn't last very long unless it has a "reason" to stay if you know what I mean. Usually you can just wait it out. You could also brute force it (which has a moderate success rate) or sit down on the toilet too if it helps. It's a minor inconvenience usually lol
@@volblaThat makes it eve pan more difficult, and then you have to worry about your sick touching the edge of the toilet bowl, if it’s a smaller toilet.
Ive been a long time watcher of Numi and im immune to the unhinged shit she says but ive only known Layna through a dnd session shes in, all of her stories hit me like a truck
My sister had the treatment that Bao and Layna went through, and my god I felt so bad for her. Apparently they botched it too, because she never was able to walk normally after that.
@@bumwithchips The arm one f'd my GF up so just be aware of your mood afterwards cause she said it made her basically have a psychotic break, and she was going to gouge the thing out if they didn't remove it. She actually decided to just have surgery to have the tubes tied cause she knows for a fact that she likely could not take care of a child let alone bear one to term cause her constitution is fragile.
@@rOvertJustice awe man….Ya im in no hurry to get one bc im not active right now. (I also didn’t have insurance) but the pills I used to take just don’t work out when I’m working AND have college. I need something more permanent, but every turn i take I hear horrible by friends, family, and online. Thanks for the story I’ll look more into it!!!
@@rOvertJustice Also Docs around where I live are fucked, for examople, my mother after she had two kids wanted her tubes tied and all the doctors refused to because “She has wonderful hips to continue having kids” and “Is fertile still”…..like what….. she never got them tied and guess what, she never had anymore kids. I’ve had similar experiances about period issues and they keep saying “It’s pain just deal with it” Even when I tell them my family has a STRONG line of ovarian cancer and cysts. Like you would think I know my OWN body hmph.
@@bumwithchipsthis seems so crazy. I would seriously consider moving somewhere with healthcare that isn't prejudice. That's literally your life and its quality. IUDs become much easier after you've had a kid tho since they have to basically break in there if you haven't.
Regarding morning wood: You don't have to go completely horizontal, but the hose resists being pushed down and the stream is at higher power. You kind of need to stand diagonally and be careful.
why does Layna have an Improvised Explosive Device inside of her is it like a dead man’s switch so that when her heart stops she goes out in a blaze of glory?
Just in case this is not a joke... I'll save you the searching. Intrauterine devices (IUDs) are the third most common birth control method used by American women (behind tubal ligation and the oral contraceptive pill), and their use has been growing steadily. An IUD is a type of long-acting, reversible contraception (LARC) that provides birth control for three to 10 years, depending on the type. A small, flexible, T-shaped device, an IUD is inserted into the uterus through the vagina. Generally speaking, IUDs prevent pregnancy by reducing the ability of sperm to reach the egg for fertilization.
As a guy listening to this AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
0:15 it's called an inflatable implant, it's used to treat erectile dysfunction by replacing the body's "hydraulics" with a literal hydraulic pump 0:50 more like egg shaped glands suspended by cords
2 mins into this video and my face has morphed from my ussually Expressionless face into the disappointed black man meme's slack jawed expression unintentionally. Sweet jesus that's inhumane treatment.
Listening to this, and after doing a bit if research, Im planning on getting a vasectomy cause ill be damned if my partner ever has to deal with that kind of torture. Numi and Bao are fucking GODS to be able to go through that
@@malter87 The way she describes it as "being kinky and in charge" as well as "he got confused with the sensation" kind of imply a well meant surprise. Not for certain, but unless told otherwise by her, just going by this story telling here, I'd assume she didn't tell him beforehand.
I mean, first off, ex-pee-riences was right there. Secondly, I feel like if it wasn't the desired outcome, it's not weird, it's just unfortunate, because she wasn't trying to get him to pee in her mouth, that's just what happened.
The thing about morning wood is like You wake up and you reallly gotta go Bu it wont come donwn ulness you pee (it takes too long and you reallly gotta go) so it's a freaking struggle
It's a biological mechanism to stop you from wetting the bed as there is a little valve that prevents peeing almost completely when you are hard. If you don't want it to happen just pee before bed or just put something cold on it for a little bit and it should go down enough to make peeing possible. That is probably what happened to Layna ice caused loss of erection and thus the little valve blocking ability to pee
@@saberaxe The valve exists but not for that reason; it's so you don't murder your swimmers right after launch. The reason you're unlikely to wet the bed is because urine production is greatly reduced while you're asleep and the need to pee typically wakes you up.
What is it with these VTubers wondering how us guys pee? Anyways if we get "hard" and we need to pee, we kinda need to wait it out. Or, if you've got the dead-eye shot, go for it.
It's a choice between "He said no to a bj he must not be attracted to me any more" The dude: "I really really need to go but if i say no to her now she'll think I'm not attracted to her anymore"
i find it hilarious how not even 30 seconds into the video you have cottontailVA in chat "is this a new fetish"... why is it the moment one of her friends are talking about anything sexual, she's just magically there? 🤣
Layna is the most hinged normally but when it's time to actually talk about experiences, it seems like it's everyone else that's out of their depth by comparison, you love to see it.
Well because unlike the others, Layna has actually done these things whereas the others are just imagining it.
The fact that she's 30 and super comfortable with it is one of the reasons she's in my top 3, she always brings something interesting and informed to discussions with these whippersnappers
Everyone but Vexoria is out of their depth
Really need to get her on one of Mel's Moon streams just so they can talk without worry.
that experience is not normal
Layna was living Camilas dream.
Now I understand when Layna said she is the perfect match for Melody.
They're both very knowledgeable about a lot of things, especially when it comes to human s3xuality.
@@ResidentWeevil2077 That’s not human sexuality, it’s just sex.
I can relate to Layna on some level. I went down on girl once and got squirt in my eye.
Have you ever had a girl accidentally fart in your face? It ruined the whole night for us, I couldn’t stop laughing and she was too embarrassed to continue. We were 19 at the time.
@@GenerationIcarus Are you sure it was not a queef?
It was pee brother
@@CodeeXD squirt contains a small amount of pee iirc so you aren't wrong on that one
@@freakysquirrel7218 A lot of women THINK they squirt but actually just pee during their orgasm so in those cases it's like 100% pee. Squirting liquid isn't clear, it's murky.
Normally when erect, the urge to pee is supressed until you "settle down". We can pee while hard, but it takes a bit of effort
OUR SECRETSIESS! WE CANT LET THEM KNOWS!!!!
Like hard grip and squat?
@@gamerboy7962 Never a hard grip. The method of aiming depends on the default angle while erect. If you're relatively straight you tip forward a bit and gently push down somewhere between the middle to the tip. If you tried to push down too much it'd be like crinking a hose. If your angle is relatively high then I don't fucking know, you're probably going in sideways or backing up over it.
@@gamerboy7962 I usually just go for a solid 45 degree forward lean. Push down a bit, and pray my aim is true.
And it kinda works too,
If you can't find any bathroom and you're about to pee, just think about something naughty like sex and your penis will get hard and your pee is temporarily suppressed until you find a bathroom
Camimi was surprisingly silent during Layna's pee story...
Ever since i started watching vtubers ive realized how vanilla i am lol
Well you also have to remember that it's the internet and everyone lies. So lots of people LARPing online. Take everything anyone says with a massive grain of salt especially when it concerns conquests.
for me it just further cemented my knowledge that i'm kinky af
when half the shit they go on about feels vanilla in comparison...that's not a good sign lol
It's called being a normal person also they're larping
3:20
Noomba: *"Aight, Imma head out"*
Y'know, Layna's whole pee story was such a wtf moment, I literally have no words about it at all, And what makes it even funny is that these are like personal speeches in front of thousands of viewers 💀💀
I have a few words for the story: gin on the rocks.
@@bogdananghel2498oh my god...
@@bogdananghel2498 BRO LMAO
My nephew once jumped on me, knees first, straight into my groin. That’s as close as I can relate to this.
I was in the fetal position for about 5 minutes.
"did they miss the fucking toilet?"
bro, my thigh is purple cause I can't laugh out loud, but needed to calm down somehow after hearing that
And here i thought handling consecutive, back-to-back mornin wood in a week was the hardest thing i had to go through in terms of my body.
Layna & Camila sounds like they were in *the fucking trenches* with these various experiences. 😂😅
If you wanna not have morning wood just pee before bed, that's almost always the cause, it isn't really a horny thing most of the time though it is possible.
Oh my god it’s not even funny what AFAB people go through, higher risk of UTIs, painful and invasive medical procedures, an organ that makes you shit yourself/give you debilitating cramps/ruins your clothes/throws your hormones out of wack. And that’s not even going into how lethal pregnancy can be.
Pro tip for the boys and the girls: holding your pee is NOT like getting an IUD - those are completely different holes that lead to completely different body chambers which are involved in completely different body functions.
She never said they were the same anatomical part? She's just saying it was a similarly painful story.
Which ones!? There are 3 holes
@@mayuravirus6134Uuuuuuuugh!?
@@mayuravirus6134there is one hole for peeing. And there is one hole that IUDs go through. No other holes are relevant here.
vtuber's is how i get all my woman info
Same and sometimes my sister🤣
Not a great source
@@Keep3r1438 fr tho. Nobody knows everything about anatomy, and even if someone is super knowledgeable, unless they show you the medical resource they're quoting, double check them. Bodies are super complex and even extremely smart and well educated people make mistakes/learned misinfo about anatomy
Ngl vtuber women like them is the good source of information 🤣
@@Keep3r1438you mean
Layna ain’t good or what?
EDUCATE THE VTUBERS I SAY THEY NEED TO KNOW!! And to answer Numi's question about peeing with morning wood, yes it is more difficult than usual, but morning wood usually doesn't last very long unless it has a "reason" to stay if you know what I mean. Usually you can just wait it out. You could also brute force it (which has a moderate success rate) or sit down on the toilet too if it helps. It's a minor inconvenience usually lol
I just crouch in front of the toilet and lean forward
Or just always sit down on the toilet 🙂
@@volbladepending on how the bowl is shaped, that can result in... Unhygienic contact.
@@volblaThat makes it eve pan more difficult, and then you have to worry about your sick touching the edge of the toilet bowl, if it’s a smaller toilet.
Ive been a long time watcher of Numi and im immune to the unhinged shit she says but ive only known Layna through a dnd session shes in, all of her stories hit me like a truck
My sister had the treatment that Bao and Layna went through, and my god I felt so bad for her. Apparently they botched it too, because she never was able to walk normally after that.
wtffffff yeah I’m just getting the arm one then
@@bumwithchips The arm one f'd my GF up so just be aware of your mood afterwards cause she said it made her basically have a psychotic break, and she was going to gouge the thing out if they didn't remove it. She actually decided to just have surgery to have the tubes tied cause she knows for a fact that she likely could not take care of a child let alone bear one to term cause her constitution is fragile.
@@rOvertJustice awe man….Ya im in no hurry to get one bc im not active right now. (I also didn’t have insurance) but the pills I used to take just don’t work out when I’m working AND have college. I need something more permanent, but every turn i take I hear horrible by friends, family, and online. Thanks for the story I’ll look more into it!!!
@@rOvertJustice Also Docs around where I live are fucked, for examople, my mother after she had two kids wanted her tubes tied and all the doctors refused to because “She has wonderful hips to continue having kids” and “Is fertile still”…..like what….. she never got them tied and guess what, she never had anymore kids. I’ve had similar experiances about period issues and they keep saying “It’s pain just deal with it” Even when I tell them my family has a STRONG line of ovarian cancer and cysts. Like you would think I know my OWN body hmph.
@@bumwithchipsthis seems so crazy. I would seriously consider moving somewhere with healthcare that isn't prejudice. That's literally your life and its quality. IUDs become much easier after you've had a kid tho since they have to basically break in there if you haven't.
Note about the sterilization light switch: it takes about two weeks to switch from one to the other, it’s not like, instant
“Alexa, turn my balls off!”
**one week later**
“What do you mean the test said positive?”
Balls disabler
2:55 Numi's silence is just hilarious at this point. 🤣
Regarding morning wood: You don't have to go completely horizontal, but the hose resists being pushed down and the stream is at higher power. You kind of need to stand diagonally and be careful.
why does Layna have an Improvised Explosive Device inside of her
is it like a dead man’s switch so that when her heart stops she goes out in a blaze of glory?
Just in case this is not a joke... I'll save you the searching.
Intrauterine devices (IUDs) are the third most common birth control method used by American women (behind tubal ligation and the oral contraceptive pill), and their use has been growing steadily.
An IUD is a type of long-acting, reversible contraception (LARC) that provides birth control for three to 10 years, depending on the type. A small, flexible, T-shaped device, an IUD is inserted into the uterus through the vagina. Generally speaking, IUDs prevent pregnancy by reducing the ability of sperm to reach the egg for fertilization.
Don’t listen to Eric, they’re a fed. It is a bomb
@@EricWood42 oh it’s her adorable New Zealand accent that made the U sound like an E
yeah it's for her fight with the ceo of antis
As a guy listening to this
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Just another Thursday for me. Nothing changes a
@@Starvaze You are braver than me. I salute you! o7
Layna: when I was in college-
Me: ofc it starts off like that
Honestly layna is the exact personality of people I love hanging out with. She's just amazing
came for the funny ... left with questions I'm to afraid of to google
That adds a whole new meaning to getting pissed
Some adventures..are never meant to be had.
0:32 js cotton at the top of the chat “is this a new fetish”
4:30 I know somebody who is not only a fan but had me drink a bunch of coffee beforehand.
0:15 it's called an inflatable implant, it's used to treat erectile dysfunction by replacing the body's "hydraulics" with a literal hydraulic pump
0:50 more like egg shaped glands suspended by cords
IED...
Wait, isn't that what blows up when a vehicle runs over it???
improvised explosive device :). Though apparently she meant IUD.
God, the pee story was a relief after the horrors that proceeded it
I feel so bad for Layna.
2 mins into this video and my face has morphed from my ussually Expressionless face into the disappointed black man meme's slack jawed expression unintentionally. Sweet jesus that's inhumane treatment.
3:50 I remember the layna piss story with I've cube
First ex demanded to watch me piss. It was the most uncomfortable and awkward piss of my life.
3:04 OOoohhh!
Thanks for the tip
I've heard horror stories of IUD's. I'll leave it at that...
The only way I can think of ice doing that is it makes him think he's in a pool
Tbh its great that peeing is difdicult when hard, imagine the amount of cursed shit that would happen if that were not the case
BAD BAD idea watching this while I'm eating
It really feels like doctors get off on causing pain to female patients. Ive heard so many iud horror stories.
Well, that's one way to start a clip 😂
Listening to this, and after doing a bit if research, Im planning on getting a vasectomy cause ill be damned if my partner ever has to deal with that kind of torture. Numi and Bao are fucking GODS to be able to go through that
Just a condom or the pill will do as well, but yeah this IUD stuff sounds horrible😅
1:42 that’s a myth actually.
3:02 i cant go that high on pitch
this.. this is the content I could watch
That's why you make sure to goto the bathroom and wash up before sex gents.
Happening to hear all of this really even makes my private parts uncomfortable even as a male 😒
I cna’t find the vod on numi channel! Help me!
Upgrades, people. Upgrades.
Remind me to stop giving Layna consent, she's abusing our good will XD
Layna - "That's not my fault, I think."
Yeah, pretty sure it was 50% your fault. Possibly 60 or 70% for not talking to your partner prior.
You're just assuming she didn't.
at which point did she mention she wasn't talking or that it was a surprise... lmao xD
@@malter87 The way she describes it as "being kinky and in charge" as well as "he got confused with the sensation" kind of imply a well meant surprise. Not for certain, but unless told otherwise by her, just going by this story telling here, I'd assume she didn't tell him beforehand.
why do these women have a IMPROVISED EXPLOSIVE DEVICE ????????????????
Bro that caught me off guard, I was like "you have a WHAT" and then it clicked
For anyone else confused, IUD. Layna said IUD
Didn't that happen in a Metal Gear game?
Layna....is shocking Numi 2:05 😂
I think Numi always has that shocking face lol
I mean, first off, ex-pee-riences was right there. Secondly, I feel like if it wasn't the desired outcome, it's not weird, it's just unfortunate, because she wasn't trying to get him to pee in her mouth, that's just what happened.
*rimshot*
The thing about morning wood is like
You wake up and you reallly gotta go
Bu it wont come donwn ulness you pee (it takes too long and you reallly gotta go) so it's a freaking struggle
It's a biological mechanism to stop you from wetting the bed as there is a little valve that prevents peeing almost completely when you are hard. If you don't want it to happen just pee before bed or just put something cold on it for a little bit and it should go down enough to make peeing possible. That is probably what happened to Layna ice caused loss of erection and thus the little valve blocking ability to pee
@@saberaxe The valve exists but not for that reason; it's so you don't murder your swimmers right after launch. The reason you're unlikely to wet the bed is because urine production is greatly reduced while you're asleep and the need to pee typically wakes you up.
PELVIS CONFIG SETTINGS
Now THIS is unhinged
Think about all the Alexa's that reacted to that.
That goes easyly in my top most cursed videos 😅👍
BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIN!!!
she holds her what to what harder? wowzaa
Layna had fresh Iced Pee... 😂😂
old,old Layna. new,new Camila&Numi
What is it with these VTubers wondering how us guys pee?
Anyways if we get "hard" and we need to pee, we kinda need to wait it out. Or, if you've got the dead-eye shot, go for it.
VTubers and a distressing lack of basic biology knowledge. Name a more iconic duo.
What a way to start the video 😂
actually pee scent and taste depend of the alimentation of your partner, mostly.
SIDEWAYS? You just gotta giraffe leg that shid and aim
It's a choice between "He said no to a bj he must not be attracted to me any more"
The dude: "I really really need to go but if i say no to her now she'll think I'm not attracted to her anymore"
I heard IED for a second there tbh
Jesus Christ what is wrong with these women? Those were some scary stories
What a intro
2:20 AGGHHHHHH WHAT THE FUUUCK
error 404: hinges not found
i find it hilarious how not even 30 seconds into the video you have cottontailVA in chat "is this a new fetish"... why is it the moment one of her friends are talking about anything sexual, she's just magically there? 🤣
1:40 a bomb?
Deadpool reference.
I am worried for some of ya'lls hearing if you are getting U's and E's mixed up. IUD.
the horror. the horror. Marlon Brando
Already starting the video and we just witnessed holding pee so c*mming harder? Ayo what?!
It is a great opening to keep you watching 🤣
Damn now I kinda imagined Camimi doing it💀🤣
@@venomark7883 The rule34 artists are gonna run wild with this 🤣
3:45 Numi's reaction😂
0:55 the pee is stored in the balls
This is true, I am the pee
So educational
I don’t understand how girls pee, they don’t understand how we pee, we are the same
I thought they had IUD that go in the arm.
1:19 i’m gonna say is it’s difficult
What stream was this from?!?!
"...I think"
im eating atm of watching this
No, both parties are at fault.
Like tf would you do it with ice?
Him pissing is just gross
Alexa No Pregnant Only Breed
what stream is this from? is there a vod?
Does anyone know what stream of Numi's this is from?
When the hell did this stream happen??
...why does Numi have a metamorphosis toggle???
that is terrible, it's painful, etc. Wish they didn't have to do that
i know right, imagine stepping on an improvised explosive device one then your limbs pop off
Thank ROB I'm gay so i dont need this... 😰
kids,in comments, IUD. jeezsh
of them are clearly preatty much never attend biology class.
Not even 10 seconds in and I’m stun locked by what I’m hearing 😂😂💀
Oh my god