Lily learning the unfortunate, almost grim lore about the Goon Couch that resides in Numi's house *was quite a moment to watch indeed.* I know Lily ain't 100% an innocent angel but I did feel SO MUCH second-hand embarrassment watching Lily be made aware of such an existential stain upon the mortal realms. 😂😅
I hope that they clean/sanitize/sterilize that couch. Imagine if Numi got an infection from it and had to explain in detail that it came from the goon couch. On a different note, I feel bad for Numi and Numi's mom for having to deal with Bao's post-toilet stank.
The last time I tried commenting on this topic about Numi's goon couch, comparing it to an SCP with other commentors who also realized it, RUclips immediately shadow deleted my comments. I'm not confident I could even try commenting on it now?
Now I'm imagining a streamer charity auction, every participant puts up some relic of lore from their stream - and Numi announces the fucking Goon Couch
A. I’m getting Code Geads table flashbacks. 😳😰 B. They must be *really* good friends to not only not get pissed after one of them has the absurdness to defile the other’s couch, but laugh and talk about it. If any of my friends did something like that in *my* place, I’d be pissed for a week. 😂
Boa reminds me of my cat, when she’s in heat, she just casually goes to couch, or my leg, brushes up against them, then shakes her leg, and uses her back paw to “throw” her ummm… “juice” on them. Then I have to toss my clothes in the washer and take a shower.
@@Mizuna752 for real like nobody is taking it seriously..this group of friends is always talking about this kind of stuff when their fanbase is most likely a bunch of minors and honestly its js gross
@@carvd I wasn't even thinking about the age of audiences. It was strictly wondering what is wrong with you that you not only can't control yourself for 48 hours that you have to get off but that you can't even do it in the shower or bathroom and be hygienic about it? You do it on her couch with her nearby that's not just gross it's creepy
numi's friend coming over: (they sit on the couch) numi: um, I wouldn't sit there her friends: y numi: (explains bao's actions) (her friends ask to use her shower but numi explains more things that bao did)
bro these same vtubers will ban people in chat for making nsfw comments but then they get to make content like this.t witch double standards, they basically get to be tyrants
I'm an English language student and I want to practice my skills (and also want to do RUclips) but I don't know where to start and then I realized how many fans there are in Vietnam and almost no one translates her short videos so she has been forgotten in the in Vietnam so if you agree, can I translate and use your videos? And I promise to keep the credit intact and include a link to your channel and original video, is it okay?
Bao saying "That was a COMPLETELY separate incident!" as if it helps her case 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Bao is built like a biohazard. Change my mind
Biological
Assault
Organism
i's in the name bro
Baohazard
a real evil resident...
@@jennih261 bro she may as well be the RE fridge
@@theskullboy8700 bro?!
Bao with the G O O N L I F E S T Y L E
The fact that Lily looks so traumatized at the mere thought of what Bao did on the couch😂
The couch has seen things. Terrible, furry things. Fifteen of them.
0:15 golden reaction
Oh my god the loop, than I you 😂😂😂
That is a gif/meme goldmine.
Bao is that friend you can't take anywhere, But if you do, You always come out with a story or two.
*9 months later*
Doctor: “Congratulations Bao, it’s a bouncing baby loveseat!”
Any piece of furniture can be a loveseat if you're creative enough.
Bao is constantly marking her territory.
Nice to know that Bao is just as much of a menace in real life as she is online.
Numi's couch got more action than numi
LMAO
I think that's why Numi's so mad about it xD
"Goddammit that couch got laid before I did!!!!"
Numi probably
That poor couch.
I think you mean lucky.
Gooning all by yourself handsome is gonna be a meme
Bao destroying toilets by dropping a proverbial nook!
Lily learning the unfortunate, almost grim lore about the Goon Couch that resides in Numi's house *was quite a moment to watch indeed.*
I know Lily ain't 100% an innocent angel but I did feel SO MUCH second-hand embarrassment watching Lily be made aware of such an existential stain upon the mortal realms. 😂😅
I hope that they clean/sanitize/sterilize that couch. Imagine if Numi got an infection from it and had to explain in detail that it came from the goon couch.
On a different note, I feel bad for Numi and Numi's mom for having to deal with Bao's post-toilet stank.
I'm pretty sure they'd clean it.
For the record, Numibro also "used" the Goon couch multiple times with multiple women!
@@nickpapadopoulos9978what?
Pretty sure there's someone who would want that couch... used
@@gamerboy7962 pfft
0:16 dear gawwwwd... Lily's "Mode Shift" hit sooooo hard in that moment... hee hee... Normal to Short Circuit in a second flat..
The last time I tried commenting on this topic about Numi's goon couch, comparing it to an SCP with other commentors who also realized it, RUclips immediately shadow deleted my comments. I'm not confident I could even try commenting on it now?
I've seen it, if that helps.
Glad it’s not just me, I noticed RUclips has been shadow deleting a ton of mine as well idk why.
Numi would DEFINITELY make 💸 if she sells that couch
Why sell? Lend/lease. Stonks.
Now I'm imagining a streamer charity auction, every participant puts up some relic of lore from their stream - and Numi announces the fucking Goon Couch
@@666aronit would get progressively smellier with each user lmao
@@raymond4218better than it getting cleaner but you don't smell any products used
Good to see all is still well with the Bottoms, sometimes I do worry one or two of them will crack up or get in some stranger’s van.
There’s down bad, and then there’s Bao.
You can definitely smell it. Especially if it is someone you are not used too.
Between Lily and Bao, you should learn that whale Vtubers will destroy your bathroom
The way Bao told on herself at the beginning and Lily’s reaction was the peak of comedy
Homies afraid to get even a little personal around the boys.
Meanwhile, in the girls room:
Wait till you hear about the girl collage dorms 😅😅😅
"Ich habe mich eingeschießen!"
Bao seems like the type that having her over is accepting that every room in your home is now a goon cave.
That couch compels all who stay for a extended time elevated levels of Gooning 😮
I remmeber that Chapelle Show clip where Rick James goes "Fuck yo' couch!"
I think Bao was more literal.
Bao can't hold it for TWO DAYS...oh nooo....
1:50 I guess Lily isn't the only one with catastrophic poop soup stories...
At least Lily doesn’t defile her friends’ furniture 😂
All that and Dim Sum diarrhea? Working from the front and the back? What a hard worker she is.
You know something is funny when Numi breaks out the snort laugh 😂
G O O N C O U C H
0:15 lilys face lmao
Didn't know Bao was actually J.D Vance
0:30 I just like the tone she uses xD
Loly's solmen nodding thinking she understood only for her shock that this was yet another horror Bao unleashed she hadnt learned of yet.
Numi should probably just burn her couch and buy a new one buy cover it in that protective covering for furniture
A. I’m getting Code Geads table flashbacks. 😳😰
B. They must be *really* good friends to not only not get pissed after one of them has the absurdness to defile the other’s couch, but laugh and talk about it.
If any of my friends did something like that in *my* place, I’d be pissed for a week. 😂
Couldn't wait for the ocean to use the blowhole
Wow, so much aventures so little time😂
Now we know where the mold comes from.
Boa reminds me of my cat, when she’s in heat, she just casually goes to couch, or my leg, brushes up against them, then shakes her leg, and uses her back paw to “throw” her ummm… “juice” on them. Then I have to toss my clothes in the washer and take a shower.
…
Numi: I shouldn't even be surprised. I don't think there's been a single episode where we haven't talked about shit.
They are the new Trash Taste.
I'm going to be honest that's pretty bizarre to do. You have to lack self control if you can't make it through two days
Its bao you shouldnt be surprised
@@Falling_Down I didn't say I was surprised just that it's weird. Not to mention kind of a gross thing to do.
@@Mizuna752 for real like nobody is taking it seriously..this group of friends is always talking about this kind of stuff when their fanbase is most likely a bunch of minors and honestly its js gross
@@carvd I wasn't even thinking about the age of audiences. It was strictly wondering what is wrong with you that you not only can't control yourself for 48 hours that you have to get off but that you can't even do it in the shower or bathroom and be hygienic about it? You do it on her couch with her nearby that's not just gross it's creepy
@@Mizuna752 i know you werent but im saying most of their fans are children and they keep talking about these things
Word of warning for anyone inviting Bao over don't say "make yourself at home/comfy." Otherwise you'll end up like Numi
Yeah lets hear about the casting couch.
When she busted, it got her busted.
why am I not surprised Bao knows "I shit myself" in German and can even pronounce it correctly 😭
numi's friend coming over: (they sit on the couch)
numi: um, I wouldn't sit there
her friends: y
numi: (explains bao's actions)
(her friends ask to use her shower but numi explains more things that bao did)
HEY SOMETIMES YOU JUST GET THE SHITS Y'KNOW.
I just want to be happy.
Jesus christ, cudos to her, how the FUCK do you get the audacity to do that at a friends place??
You know something wrong is going on if you smell old Fritos..!! ❤❤
Vtuber don't poop, they just plan the next Stream on the Toilett.
This is why Bao should have just asked Numi for help and done it on the bed
Bao is just j d vance
how much for that couch? asking for a friend
Priceless
@gamerboy7962 found one
Goon Runes from Blaidd to inscribe lol
She should try bleaching the cushions
I’m worried for Neuro if this is how Bao commonly acts
Bao essentially corrupted Neuro’s source code
2:08 the german was wrong btw, its "ich scheisse mich"
Bao; not trusted with furniture
Lily; not trusted at the hardware store
Leave the poor screwdriver alone!
Goon squad W
Episode 5 when😭
I wish I didnt see this.
Talking about shitting at their Podcast there the V-Tuber Version from the german Podcast "Ohne Sinn und Aber"
Numi needs to auction off the couch.
An omegas heat.
Girl i know what you are.
I'm sorry, WHAT did she do to that couch?
She completely GOONED on Numi’s couch. TWICE. You’re pretty much risking getting a baby growing in your ass if you sit on it now
The shittening
The odor.
When can we clone these 3?
And that's how ambergris is made
So was she coming or going?
0:00
I thought I was gross
Shiddy Poo Poo
oh...
If Bao was a man, she'd definitely be canceled for sexual harassment by now
Vshojo generación II
Damn
bro these same vtubers will ban people in chat for making nsfw comments but then they get to make content like this.t witch double standards, they basically get to be tyrants
The vpooping continues
i'd let them babysit my kids ngl
😂😂😂
bao sometimes sounds like a one of the cringes Mha fans pretending to be Deku
I hate that her german was very decent
❤❤❤❤❤прекрасно я из Russian
Excuse me roach chan but can I ask u sth ? 🥺
I'm an English language student and I want to practice my skills (and also want to do RUclips) but I don't know where to start and then I realized how many fans there are in Vietnam and almost no one translates her short videos so she has been forgotten in the in Vietnam so if you agree, can I translate and use your videos? And I promise to keep the credit intact and include a link to your channel and original video, is it okay?