Cringe Morning Routines
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- Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
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If you want to become an ALPHA male then you have found the right guy. If you ignore this video then you will be weeded out along with all of the other weaklings. Join me and watch some cringe morning routines 😔
@ItalianBach everywhere
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Him pronouncing his first name wrong but refusing to say his last name sent me 😂
Joesay 😭🤣🤣🤣 nooooo
Joese 💀
Josay
✨️Josíe✨️
I don't think Josie will mind :D 🤔😆🤣
If he gets his best ideas in the shower and he only takes a one and something minute shower his head must be empty as hell.
Hahaha
I thought he got his best ideas in his lambo 😅
Love watching men teach other men how to do basic things like wash and get dressed like its a massive feat, whilst competing on who wakes up earliest.
some men where not taught some of these things by there fathers bro, dont be a judger
They are kids 😂
@@Erirytyrithey are in their 20s is definitely not a child
@@jolinalee3887 oh really wow I didn't know that
@@realgray227well most of the things I learned are mostly taught by my mother like grooming myself and dressing up... You know what my father first taught me, COOKING.... That's right my masculine dad teach me to cook rather than proper hygiene and dressing up🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude talks about speed, multitasking, and efficiency.... then spends half the day driving in his car aimlessly and having cocktails with friends
Yeah, the first one was a day in the life, not a morning routine, he woke up at five to get a leg up on competition, but when did he actually do any work???
“Because I’m ferociously white”💀
only just found this out so i'm just coming to terms with it
@ItalianBach I screamed at this as a black person. I just subbed 😂😂😂😂
Isaac’s intros are always something special it’s like a little treat to see what happens each video
editors are going ham
and cheese
@ItalianBach you have an interesting way of talking
@@BongolinarinaI like it
@@Mysticaleyahh me too
30 minutes u better double the editors wages bud
Half* they couldn’t cut down the video
they get a bag of mixed nuts as a christmas bonus
@@ItalianBacheven better than doubling the wage! :D
double 0 is still 0
@@Chickenwithyourverginityi like your logic
"The pandemic will weed out the weak"? I was weak before, during and after the pandemic and I'm still around
“I wake up at 5am”… Opens drapes and it’s fucking 1pm, sun high in the sky.
The fact he showed his phone means he took a camera out running which is hilarious
the intros are always different
Moment of celebration for all the people here, the pandemic didnt weed you out stay on that grind gainers
💪
we're the elite
Him being scared to say his last name wrong, but pronouncing his first name wrong the whole time 😭
hahaha i'm pathetic
the way he pronounces Jose has me dead 😭
why did i say it so much as well
Thats the way its pronounced tho
@@diogolaroca3937no??
@@diogolaroca3937José is a name of Spanish origin, so the normal J sound is silent and pronounced as an h.
@@IlyManily im portuguese jose is a common name here and its not expected for an english guy to pronounce the same way
You know he spent most of his morning just filming, a 1 mile run and 100 pushups is a 10-15 minute workout and it took him 40 minutes😂
and he's still out of breath an hour later haha
Growing up in the early 2000s, I felt like there was a big push to protect young girls from the impact that models, tv stars, and the internet had on personal image. But I feel like this has never been done to the same extent for boys/men. Accounts like Jose Z etc just teach boys and men that they aren’t doing anything right. I just hope the younger generations learn that people will say anything to make money for themselves.
imagine waking up at 4 a.m to get a glass of water in the kitchen only to see some dude topless running down the street.
Quietly yelling at his camera
Happens all the time in Scotland. Usually with a bottle of Buckfast in one hand, and possibly a siren in the distance. Embrace the siren, it's encouraging your essential morning routine!
@@ripley3633 Haha, love this
the way I screamed when I saw this was half an hour long
screamed and farded?
@@ItalianBachi tooted for you
@@ItalianBach does it farded? Or does it tood?
@@ItalianBach is that farted in a British accent 😭 interesting
The way I’m so happy this is over 30 minutes
i actually promote all of my skincare products during my morning routine to my audience of 0. takes me about 4 hours to get ready but if its good enough for Jose its good enough for me.
it's very efficient
i wish british people were real he’s so funny too bad
shame 😔
Amazing how much time he is saving so he can waste his life away by “working” 24/7
him bragging about spending a minute in the shower but missing that huge spot of body wash on his shoulder really is a perfect example of how this is such bs
jokes on you all of my shower stuff is hidden in a bunch of those little dog puzzles that you hide treats in
i used to do that
Brilliant idea!
Jose the type of guy to call his father his competition
Why did I think the prize is his own mums attention 😭😭
"i wake up at 5am to get a head start" is literally my mindset when I wake up and get up 5/6am, but by 8pm I'm like a zombie.
"i'm unwinding by having a cocktail" in a *daily* routine... see you at the AA meeting bro never thought we'd have something in common
Tbf, it’s common in Europe to have a beer or glass of wine in the evening.
@@Yan-tz9pn idk where you get your data from but i am french and it is a cliché, unless you are 40+ or study in a business school most people don't drink every day.
Me watching this at 3 pm, just woke up, didn’t go to uni, just sitting on my balcony and smoking a cig
You’re so real for this
Now thats something I can live by
No way dude is even 24, i used to watch him years ago when he was just making fashion videos.
I'm 24 now, he's closer to 30.
That’s what I said 💀
“Sorry there’s a pube on my monitor…..so who’s really got their life together?”
THAT GOT ME LAUGHING SO MUCH
That’s the first time that guy ran😂 about to have a heart attack 😂😂
make 900,000 fake accounts and subscribe
@@ItalianBach give my family back
your acc one of the funniest youtubers out there. keep doing your thing bro
12pm I stay awake. No sleep. 24/7. I stay ahead of my competitors. 10s shower. Plug my manscape for 10mins in the shower. Heavy fat breakfast (5cals to be exact). Jump in my Tikes and take it for a spin to clear my head.
That room looks soo cozy. Like I can fall asleep easily
i was never gonna trust this guy but seeing that loofa solidified it
that loofa has seen some stuff
now we need your morning routine
piss and shit the bed
@@ItalianBachthanks issac
"Damn, he's double cheeked up too!" - ItalianBach
i take it back
"You hear that? YOU HEAR THAT?"
Bro all I hear is your heavy breathing
Someone had a child with this man…
he was doing push ups at the time
@@ItalianBach lol your replies always give me a little chuckle
“This pandemic is going to weed out the weak” proceeds to breathe like he has excercise enduced asthma 😂
This video made me laugh so much that I’m more out of breath than Jose after that 1 mile run
i'm so glad i found your channel because i've just been going and watching everything and i cannot stop laughing bruh
welcome 😏
ME TOO
When he started whispering at the camera and was out of breath was hilarious ty for the vid Isaac 😭💞
I almost spat out my dinner all over the table while watching this because I was laughing so hard. Remind me to never eat and watch an Italianbach video at the same time ever again.
you'll either choke or vomit there's no winning
This Jose has probably never actually worked physically hard in his life
he is the one guy in a horror film that takes the lead because hes the most eligible but ends up being the first to die
hes more out of breath than me n im asthmatic LOL
remember to eat your inhaler
No way Jose, Italian Bach posted!!!!🥰🎉🤣
fact
i was sitting there, hopeless in the hospital for 3 hours when suddenly, isaac posted its like angels sent u from heaven
i hope you're okay!
@@ItalianBachim okay thank you 😊😊
love the sound of heavy breathing at 4 am !!!! also liking the longer video hopefully we get more 🤲🏽
everytime see these ceo, basically they are "my parents are rich", when im unemployed, these people in gym are so call young ceoS 100% are just born in bank.
He's also gorgeous..never to have a real problem..ever.
dude says he wakes up at 5AM so he is ahead of competition. Then proceeds to spend like 2 hours of workout which the competition can use for actually being ahead of him lmao
The fact that you guys were even able to go outside during the pandemic is crazy. We weren’t allowed outside at all or we’d be fined
People live in a non realistic way. Social media made a great impact in making people think that we can all be like a celebrity and what we do needs to be out there for the public to see and there is no privacy anymore.
youve always got me by the asshairs isaac. keep it up 💪💯
i'm never letting go
Honestly one of the funniest youtubers out there, it's a delight every time you post!
thank you 🫀
completly agree lmfao and i am clinically depressed
Ahh yes cologne - the ultimate sign of long term discipline
"bare foot in loafers" feels nice to say
it does
So silly i love how this is more than 30 mins, your accent makes me laugh and youre so so funny
my accent makes you laugh 😂
You’re literally the funniest person I’ve ever watched on RUclips, you’re not real 😭😭
you're right i'm not real
You have no idea just how much happiness you and your videos bring me 🥰
The longer the vid, the more i enjoy it, instead of short sub 10min ones, keep it up
"I hate running." Funny. Youre super fit. Im no wheres near as in shape, but I absolutely love how I feel when I run/jog. People like you want people to think youre this warrior that challenges themselves to eat unbearable tasks for breakfast. Chill out bro. Its just running. It aint that deep 😂
Only some people get runners high. Youre one of em, thats why it feels good to run. I dont experience runners high. I only feel satisfied, relaxed and happy 5-15m after i finished, then all the hormones got fully released.
Im dying rn cuz I used to see his videos (not these specific but more of some general ones) when I was 10, and I actually followed them. Not this intense, but was about to learn on how to make a routine, and some (key word: SOME) good tips on how to keep myself healthy, not fit, HEALTHY.
I love that this guy was basically just giving all of what he has by his family more than likely and he’s telling everyone how to be millionaires. Also why is this man caked up.😂
Lol I hate running too but running a mile is literally a 10 minute workout for most people, less if you have any athletic ability.
I just looked it up and it’s not even 2k 🤣🤣
Yo when you said “I do hate prawns” the ad started before prawns and the kardashians ad started with kris Jenner going “family” 🤣the timing was perfect
i wish i planned that 😔
Women cant go running alone in the dark
yeah they can lol
The fear will give you extra adrenaline to help you get ahead of your competition and kidnappers.
@@Yan-tz9pn 😂 you got me there
“Whats this dragons den or shark tank … wherever your from” 😂😂
inclusive
I would love to see his actual morning routine. I’m sure it changes daily also. His body is great but can do with a bag over his head.
Isaac posting freshly edited videos every few days just to keep my standards high bc of his unique sense of humour and sexy moustache
The intros just get better and better
No business that can afford to hire an experienced ceo hires a 24-year old, and self-employed 24-year olds are not bankable. Clients want experienced consultants, employees want managers they respect, and people with revolutionary ideas have those to focus on instead of their image. He's so preoccupied with it because it's fake. He needs you to be taken-in by it to convince himself it's real enough. Feeds his ego to think you're jealous or feel inferior...which the only chance he has any shot at making happen requires him to manipulate the naivete of your own youthful inexperience. He knows he's a loser so inducing others to the same feeling is the best way he can come up with to cope with that. Because he's a loser.
i think i’d cry if i went on youtube and saw this video had been made about me
I really love how all these same morning routine people get up early as if no other "RUclips go-getter" is doing that same thing. And to have an advantage over who exactly? all the rest of us slobs that get up at 7? If you were a real business tycoon, you'd be snuffing coke and staying up all night. Pfft Weak. GET IT TOGETHER MR FANCYPANTS!
33 minutes? We’ve been blessed 😍😍
Is he out of breath from a simple 1 mile run he apparently does everyday.
Man took one economics class 😅
‘And his stupid wife and kid are in bed getting weeded out by the pandemic’ 🤣🤣🤣
Well I wanted to get up during the pandemic at 4am to do a mile run but got arrested for getting out of the house… guess I’m one of the weaks that have been weeded out 😂😂
This advice from Jose just doesn’t apply to most people: “be the hardest working guy in the room”. Dude why? If you aren’t the owner of the company and you’re just a worker, like most people, your salary is not tied to what value you generate- your boss will always pay you the least possible to keep you
Depends. Don’t destroy yourself for a company that would replace you, but doing your job well and having a good rapport with your bosses will let you climb the ladder.
I swear he cleaned his ass and then his face right after
I saw that, too
How can England be so close to Spain and you can’t say Jose? Hhaha
Skill based issue 😔
Because it’s also close to France and Portugal where the name is pronounced Jose, not hozay.
Jose mourinho is the most famous person with that name and he pronounces it the Portuguese way
My takeaway from this is “who wears a ring to the shower?”
You are hilarious! This video only emphasizes the utter insanity and down right scumminess of these commercials disguised as "routines"...literally no way can I take that guy serious and I feel bad for anyone that does 😅
With that ego 30min at a roulette table it will all be gone 😂
I need to see you watch him tell us that we’re lazy not depressed, I think it’ll cure me. Thanks 🙏
i agree
I’m not kidding you I would rather live in a box with a man who has fun and is way less intense than be with someone THAT “driven” lmao 😂 just give me a simple life
Love your videos so much every time I see that u have posted ik it’s gonna be a good one
how does he clean his bum crack if his shower head doesn’t move… 🤨
handstand
@@ItalianBach I was thinking more of a grab and part the seas
Washing Ass to face my bro ... not good lolol
bachnaldo never fails to tickle my toes
i like to do it
@@ItalianBach 😘
When your morning routine takes the whole day.
A 24 year old CEO what is he a fan fiction character
This guy in the video was legit doing ANYTHING else than business on his routine lol
I guess money comes from daddy
Flexing his leased lambo.
the way you switch between accents tickles my brain
A 30 minute video is like Christmas
Jose will never measure up to Dre Drexler's Epic Morning Routine.
I wake up the day before in Australia so I can be 24 hours ahead of the competition :) 🤔😆🤣
So… He does all that and baby is just asleep? Why isn’t he doing bottles if he’s up early? Where are all babies toys all over the living room? Where was the shot of him and his ‘friends’ enjoying a cocktail? Can we get a P.I. to follow this guy please? I need to know!!!