Cringe Millionaire Morning Routines

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  • Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
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    In this video we are watching more cringe morning routines. Jose makes his return...
    @ItalianBach everywhere
    hoo.be/italian...
    Edited by King:
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    Tags:
    #funny #comedy #commentary #reaction #react #cringe #ItalianBach #teachingmensfashion

Комментарии • 340

  • @stargirl-9000
    @stargirl-9000 8 месяцев назад +712

    The fact that the first guy didn’t rinse his hair from the sink after shaving tells me everything I need to know about him

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  8 месяцев назад +306

      i put the hairs in my pocket

    • @astro7220
      @astro7220 6 месяцев назад +24

      @@ItalianBachthat’s pretty silly

    • @ihanakaunotar2741
      @ihanakaunotar2741 5 месяцев назад +8

      Lmao as woman who has ex whos done that and it drove me crazy.😂

  • @chip3224
    @chip3224 8 месяцев назад +350

    i love how awkward these are

    • @tami767
      @tami767 8 месяцев назад +8

      Literally 🤣🤣

  • @bezmabryanx
    @bezmabryanx 8 месяцев назад +407

    8:53 his to-do list for the day is literally “film morning routine” and “plan next video” 💀

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  8 месяцев назад +113

      well he definitely made a great start

    • @Luigi-jy7wq
      @Luigi-jy7wq 2 дня назад

      Why would you even look at this thing after doing half of it? Like you can't remember what you need to do

  • @stargirl-9000
    @stargirl-9000 8 месяцев назад +130

    Is being constantly shirtless directly correlated to how successful you are that day

  • @Bunnys_Oasis
    @Bunnys_Oasis 8 месяцев назад +224

    I’m convinced all these grindset guys are actually just having manic episodes

  • @Ilyas-rg7ct
    @Ilyas-rg7ct 8 месяцев назад +700

    Where have you been Isaac, we missed you. We cant live without you any more…

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  8 месяцев назад +242

      Prepping a big video 😏

    • @user-xy1ns8sv4e
      @user-xy1ns8sv4e 8 месяцев назад +157

      he’s obviously been doing these morning routines like the the actual heck do u think

    • @missionarydante
      @missionarydante 8 месяцев назад +17

      ​@@ItalianBachis it on another site huh Isaac

    • @ckozzyx
      @ckozzyx 8 месяцев назад +12

      @@missionarydante thats js a bit weird to say tbf pal

    • @artchicken..5924
      @artchicken..5924 8 месяцев назад +11

      ​@ItalianBach your bachlings are waiting

  • @jakecavendish3470
    @jakecavendish3470 8 месяцев назад +136

    That first lad is 100% downing a pint of vodka, which is why the ice cold shower isn't an issue for him

  • @itsitzel
    @itsitzel 8 месяцев назад +130

    Things I learned:
    1. The mustache is fake and removable
    2. Issac is evil because he found the audacity to replace the chair

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  8 месяцев назад +35

      you are correct on both accounts

    • @itsitzel
      @itsitzel 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@ItalianBach 😦😕😞😖😓😰😨😱😱✝️

  • @henrygingercat
    @henrygingercat 8 месяцев назад +69

    Do either of them ever yawn, scratch their arse, fart and go for at least a number 1 ?

  • @ellenatale
    @ellenatale 8 месяцев назад +223

    we need a morning routine from you now at this point

  • @pandinorthrop2206
    @pandinorthrop2206 8 месяцев назад +333

    This Australian man should try doing a 'productive' morning routine one day

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  8 месяцев назад +163

      you have been banned from the comment section

    • @Gorgeous.nail.salon.
      @Gorgeous.nail.salon. 8 месяцев назад

      @@ItalianBachwait are you Australia 🇦🇺?

    • @ollrue8551
      @ollrue8551 8 месяцев назад +12

      @@Gorgeous.nail.salon.lmao no he’s not, people just find it funny to call him Australian

    • @Gorgeous.nail.salon.
      @Gorgeous.nail.salon. 8 месяцев назад

      @@ollrue8551 oh okay x

    • @tysonlinwood2446
      @tysonlinwood2446 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@Gorgeous.nail.salon.he is very very very obviously Canadian I don’t even know how people get confused. He has a whole Canadian hat on 24/7

  • @JayMurz
    @JayMurz 8 месяцев назад +73

    "You don't have to simulate drowning" had me literally dying. It must be a part of the thrill.

  • @nyarlathotep158
    @nyarlathotep158 8 месяцев назад +32

    I just want to make a point of how hilarious it would have been if your mustache fell off when you did that.

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  8 месяцев назад +15

      that's what i thought

  • @supadupanupanoob7401
    @supadupanupanoob7401 8 месяцев назад +96

    I cant watch issacs videos in class anymore because I try so hard not to laugh so I look like a psycho maniac giggling silently to myself

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  8 месяцев назад +61

      do it in the bathroom stalls

    • @jakecavendish3470
      @jakecavendish3470 8 месяцев назад +15

      Why are you watching RUclips in class? If you don't concentrate on your class you won't get good grades and no one will want to watch your morning routine videos

    • @supadupanupanoob7401
      @supadupanupanoob7401 6 месяцев назад

      @@ItalianBach smart thinking 🤔

    • @Straykids_made_me_stay_8
      @Straykids_made_me_stay_8 2 месяца назад

      @@jakecavendish3470😢😢😢😢😢

  • @hellbaby6709
    @hellbaby6709 8 месяцев назад +24

    thanks for posting 12 hours before my essay is due needed some procrastination fuel

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  8 месяцев назад +25

      make sure you start the essay last minute

  • @coolchickens888
    @coolchickens888 8 месяцев назад +76

    one day he’ll clean his room for us 😔

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  8 месяцев назад +27

      all will be revealed

  • @y3llsphoya
    @y3llsphoya 8 месяцев назад +20

    found ur youtube channel last month and i have been nonstop binge watching them. genuinely my fav youtuber ever :3

  • @1997jackattack
    @1997jackattack 8 месяцев назад +34

    This video cured my Italian Bach withdrawal

  • @char4233
    @char4233 8 месяцев назад +38

    Good to see you sugar bebby. Brett Maverick's lip looks so weird downing that water.

  • @milicazukic6462
    @milicazukic6462 8 месяцев назад +19

    THE KNOCKING SCARED THE FUCK OUT OF ME

  • @LeeJCander
    @LeeJCander 8 месяцев назад +15

    What in the GCSE drama was that second video 😂

  • @namesurname7517
    @namesurname7517 7 месяцев назад +7

    If I walked into the room and saw my partner breathing like that, divorce.

  • @Laura-cd3rf
    @Laura-cd3rf 8 месяцев назад +8

    It’s crazy he doesn’t have more followers. He’s genuinely the only RUclipsr I find funny and could never get tired of watching

  • @Bausatz
    @Bausatz 8 месяцев назад +29

    Isaac don’t ever do that again,I can’t live without you, I NEED YOU, YOU HAVE BEEN GONE TOO LONG I LOVE YOU

  • @widady8681
    @widady8681 8 месяцев назад +9

    the new camera angle really brings out your face and ikea showroom nicely

  • @gracielunga531
    @gracielunga531 8 месяцев назад +8

    "look at that adams apple twerk?" ive never heard of that wow HAHAHAHAHAH

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  8 месяцев назад +3

      i never heard that either 😔

  • @darciecollopy6464
    @darciecollopy6464 27 дней назад +1

    I love the cheeky ad placement of Guinness after the “take vitamins”

  • @valleprovost9898
    @valleprovost9898 13 часов назад

    So thankful for u content! Cody ko used to be my fav but ever since the allegations I haven’t felt comfortable watching him and have been looking for someone else to watch religiously and you sir are the one!!!!!!!

  • @morgie_2.0
    @morgie_2.0 8 месяцев назад +11

    I knew there was something missing from this video but I couldn't figure out what it was until you mentioned the new chair and I realised the rattling noises were gone 😓

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  8 месяцев назад +17

      Might add in the sound effects for comfort

  • @am31lia
    @am31lia 8 месяцев назад +8

    Batch, my to do list has two things too- my first is to watch ur yt vids and the second is your TikTok’s 😭

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  8 месяцев назад +8

      Now THAT’S productive

  • @uselessbarbz
    @uselessbarbz 8 месяцев назад +8

    jose is the king of productive morning routines fr

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  8 месяцев назад +9

      he's made over 10 videos on it it's crazy

  • @starfury3979
    @starfury3979 8 месяцев назад +8

    0:37 not even a minute in and bro says "I’m in~ 😏"

  • @Zzzsweed
    @Zzzsweed 8 месяцев назад +12

    I can’t go a week without seeing you. Upload moreee

  • @user-hn6ld5zb5q
    @user-hn6ld5zb5q 8 месяцев назад +31

    Your videos make me laugh so much! Top tier comedy

  • @gooodmorning4526
    @gooodmorning4526 7 месяцев назад +2

    I do appreciate that Isaac doesnt get annoyed that the guy wakes up at 9. Like yes a lot of people work by then, but we all have the same amount of hours in a day and if he wants to get up later to do all the exact same amount of stuff, who cares? It shouldnt matter if you wake up at 3am or 12pm bc you can do the exact same stuff in that period of time, people are just more productive at different times of the day

  • @ArranEdits
    @ArranEdits 8 месяцев назад +4

    I think I much prefer this camera angle, feels cozier

  • @Bovineareteddys
    @Bovineareteddys Месяц назад +1

    The knock when he was talking about guy 2 being a villain actually scared the shit out of me.😅🤣

  • @nathanreed5456
    @nathanreed5456 10 часов назад

    The to do list cracks me up. If there is only 2 things to get done do you need to write a list? I'm surprised writing a to do list wasn't written on his to do list.

  • @JayMurz
    @JayMurz 8 месяцев назад +3

    You have no right to be so funny. This feels like I am watching someone else with the exact same thoughts as me react to a video. Do you have my brain? If so can I have it back please?
    "I grab my dog. Go for a mile run. I MAKE IT BACK" was amazing. My friend here picks his dog up like carrying a dog is an essential part of a run

  • @shayshay27leila61
    @shayshay27leila61 10 дней назад

    Rewatching old vids and I’ve just realised at 17:13 you can see his playlist of videos to react to😭the type of videos he chooses are so funny to me😭😭

  • @user-vg2bh3om6q
    @user-vg2bh3om6q 8 месяцев назад +3

    All I want for Christmas is a daily upload from Bach teehee

  • @alexandrayurchenko9841
    @alexandrayurchenko9841 8 месяцев назад +17

    I love your videos, you and ChadChad are two youtubers that make my life better. Wish someday you could make one together..

  • @wendy_lynn
    @wendy_lynn 3 месяца назад +1

    The first guy makes a chewing gum that’s suppose to make your jaw more square. 😂

  • @Futureghost666
    @Futureghost666 8 месяцев назад +8

    Is anyone else annoyed that he said “smell good spray” instead of cologne?

  • @stingingsnow3440
    @stingingsnow3440 8 месяцев назад +2

    the way i got tiktok jus for him and then he posts this thank you lord and saviour

  • @iforthomas563
    @iforthomas563 8 месяцев назад +5

    Yo babe wake up, new angle just dropped!!!

  • @moophq
    @moophq 8 месяцев назад +2

    after watching alex or cam hearing Isaac speak is like asmr

  • @marthamo1629
    @marthamo1629 8 месяцев назад +4

    the first guy didn’t go to the toilet when he woke up especially after chugging all that water 😂

    • @neilgodwin6531
      @neilgodwin6531 5 месяцев назад

      You can't see him p***ing in the shower

  • @RickyResells
    @RickyResells 8 месяцев назад +10

    Early AF. Off to go shave my abs now

  • @annickroussemrou1064
    @annickroussemrou1064 5 месяцев назад +2

    Is Brett voice really like that or it is naturally like he is trying to make a posh british voice without the british accent? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @PogoDarnexx
    @PogoDarnexx 10 дней назад

    As far as I know, you shouldn't do your bed directly after getting up, let it airout after getting up.

  • @habibasalah5605
    @habibasalah5605 8 месяцев назад +2

    Ur bed looks so comfortableeeee

  • @wlammy4ever
    @wlammy4ever 8 месяцев назад +2

    That shouting 4AM guy looks so incredibly tired 😂😂

  • @shannoncurtis2133
    @shannoncurtis2133 8 месяцев назад +2

    It says on the white board “film morning routine” and “plan next video” if you was wondering 🙈

  • @fishpootz
    @fishpootz 8 месяцев назад +2

    the first guys routine wasnt as hardcore sigma as i expected, its kinda good

  • @ciriladewilanch6335
    @ciriladewilanch6335 8 месяцев назад +2

    well the water in the morning is correct actually. i dont know how brits survive without at least 3 liter of water in a day. but in tropical country we do this, no beer for us

  • @StylessZ
    @StylessZ 8 месяцев назад +2

    Mate your tik toks make me laugh every time, just discovering your YT. Great content

  • @rainythursdaym
    @rainythursdaym 8 месяцев назад +6

    Jose scares me. Bring back Kay's cooking

  • @Bingwai
    @Bingwai 8 месяцев назад +2

    looking good with the fresh trim 😍

  • @miapike202
    @miapike202 8 месяцев назад +7

    you forever crack me up

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  8 месяцев назад +12

      you must be an egg 😹

  • @snarkxmaiden
    @snarkxmaiden 8 месяцев назад +3

    Making your bed straight after waking up is grim, iykyk

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  8 месяцев назад +6

      it helps if you just sleep in a corner on the floor

    • @snarkxmaiden
      @snarkxmaiden 8 месяцев назад

      @@ItalianBach that explains the plastic, slide right in to the corner 😏

  • @reviewer7ng
    @reviewer7ng 4 месяца назад

    literally my fav youtuber to watch at the min, cant cope with the imitations lmao

  • @alytodd
    @alytodd 14 дней назад

    my 6am morning routine:
    - watch bethany mota morning routine (need ideas)
    -listen to men whimpering (need motivation)
    -hit my vape 6 times
    -drink 2 shots of vodka (water makes me feel weak)
    -levitate out of bed and start the day that makes me feel like i am in shackles to the rat race and i am just a pawn in this game of chess that the 1% is playing with me (im a full time student with no job)

  • @namesurname7517
    @namesurname7517 7 месяцев назад +1

    Why is it always the guys with this hair and mustache combo that is funny 😂

  • @cheesecakegoth
    @cheesecakegoth 3 месяца назад

    6:00 okay but why do you guys do it like this 😭😭😭 love urselves

  • @alynatheworld
    @alynatheworld 8 месяцев назад +2

    Babe wake up italian bach posted

  • @Queen42097
    @Queen42097 7 месяцев назад +3

    The second guy was annoying but he did have some interesting tips, I liked the workout clothing tip, and the waking up a minute earlier each day. But why is he shouting lmao😂

  • @daniellapaulazzo
    @daniellapaulazzo 8 месяцев назад +1

    you’re my fav RUclipsr, makes my day seeing your face ☺️

  • @eggsharley987
    @eggsharley987 8 месяцев назад +6

    IM DRUNK AND THE KNOCKS DURING THE JOSE PART MADE ME THINK I WAS GOING CRAZY N THERE WERE PPL IN MY HOUSE

  • @eggshells652
    @eggshells652 4 месяца назад

    my energizing scent is using the tropical febreeze after taking my morning dump

  • @Lotta455
    @Lotta455 8 месяцев назад +6

    loved it! and don't forget... keep putting rice on your face in the shower

  • @wellpal
    @wellpal 6 месяцев назад

    Jose wakes up at “4am” and it’s bright as day outside…😂

  • @joeadm3771
    @joeadm3771 3 месяца назад

    this recurring theme of male influencers thinking that pushing their face with their fingers will somehow reset their face ... like its clay or something

  • @marietaylor4797
    @marietaylor4797 8 месяцев назад +3

    italianbach, try one of these morning routines and see if you are millionaire 🙏🏻

  • @milliewri
    @milliewri 8 месяцев назад +2

    you’re my favourite australian man isaac 🇦🇺 you’re so drop bear coded

  • @love4yuuu
    @love4yuuu 4 месяца назад

    bad time to be watching this at 3:27, trying my hardest not to laugh and wake everyone up 😂😂

  • @salequinha
    @salequinha Месяц назад

    It's kinda cool that he actually knows how to skincare

  • @DoubleDizzy_1258
    @DoubleDizzy_1258 5 месяцев назад +2

    anybody notice the first guy had v@pe juice in his bed shelf?

  • @animovie1
    @animovie1 8 месяцев назад +1

    A regular Latte from Starbucks is 62mg of caffeine if anyone wants to know

  • @jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa3117
    @jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa3117 8 месяцев назад +2

    Just set my alarm for 5:44 hopefully it works

  • @jonatansexdoer96
    @jonatansexdoer96 8 месяцев назад +3

    ItalianBach, it would NOT be funny if your moustache fell off onto your desk

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  8 месяцев назад +3

      what if it wriggled off also

    • @jonatansexdoer96
      @jonatansexdoer96 8 месяцев назад

      @@ItalianBach Not something to joke about mate...

  • @TheAllieBuba
    @TheAllieBuba 7 месяцев назад +2

    I don’t understand why drinking water in the morning is this magical new thing only they secretly knew about. Rich people? Has a glass a water in the am

    • @neilgodwin6531
      @neilgodwin6531 5 месяцев назад

      Drinking water actually slows down your brain, scientists tell us. Quiz shows like University Challenge have water for contestants, but they rarely drink during the contest, because they are actual scientists and know better....

    • @TheAllieBuba
      @TheAllieBuba 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@neilgodwin6531 but drinking a glass of water in the morning is so you don't start the day dehydrated...were not in a contest at 8am 😂

    • @neilgodwin6531
      @neilgodwin6531 5 месяцев назад

      @@TheAllieBuba Yeah, it's really important to keep hydrated, I used to work in a care home and in summer we were constantly encouraging residents to drink tea, squash, etc.
      I was just countering the suggestion that drinking masses of water makes you more mentally alert in the morning. Slowdown is strictly a short term effect, few minutes

  • @Ellis-zr1qd
    @Ellis-zr1qd 8 месяцев назад +2

    2:28 made me laugh the bloody house down

  • @barbary13
    @barbary13 8 месяцев назад +1

    dream camera angle

  • @christinejanis6552
    @christinejanis6552 3 месяца назад

    Bret Maverick is the name of a character from the American 1950's show, Maverick. I highly doubt this his real name unless his parents were super fans of that show or something. Though if they weren't, maybe he is, bc he did choose to call himself that on his channel. lol

  • @user-zw9fr4bo2t
    @user-zw9fr4bo2t 6 месяцев назад +1

    I have a strict morning routine as well. Hell, I have a strict *daily* routine. If I don’t stick to it, I feel intense anxiety. Did an also mention that I have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder? Just sayin’, this all looks way too familiar… 😂

  • @bettywhitepark3
    @bettywhitepark3 2 месяца назад

    12:28 i shat my pants i thought someone was at my window

  • @zakshafiq6568
    @zakshafiq6568 8 месяцев назад +1

    Remember the guy who’s stands with his pinkies out when he has his hands in his pocket

  • @himeow69
    @himeow69 3 месяца назад

    “I’M JUST COVERED IN WET🤬🙂” 😂😂

  • @Hailsjay
    @Hailsjay 3 месяца назад

    The aggressiveness of the first guy shaving made me nervous

  • @emilygray8696
    @emilygray8696 8 месяцев назад +1

    chefs kiss

  • @tommoncrieff1154
    @tommoncrieff1154 7 месяцев назад +1

    American coffee from those machines is like dark water. Europeans and Central and South Americans drink far superior coffee.

  • @FunnyAsHeck
    @FunnyAsHeck День назад

    The camera angle is good

  • @graised_
    @graised_ 8 месяцев назад +1

    It would indeed had been so funny for your moustache to fall on your desk whilst you scrub your face

  • @jessmusic0667
    @jessmusic0667 2 месяца назад

    19:51 just hit the JLS move

  • @n1tr0glycerinn
    @n1tr0glycerinn 8 месяцев назад +3

    sigh this time i’m ignoring my science revision isaac u cant keep doing this… (camera angle is very nice pookie)

  • @rainythursdaym
    @rainythursdaym 8 месяцев назад +3

    Btw I think that the old camera angle was better, nice new chair tho🧑🏻‍🦽

  • @austincenn
    @austincenn 8 месяцев назад +1

    i would be pretty scared if your mustache fell off onto your desk

  • @narraticn
    @narraticn 8 месяцев назад +1

    it would be funny if your mustache fell on your desk doing that

  • @alannabrady8314
    @alannabrady8314 8 месяцев назад +2

    looking extra fit today