Can Crabs Conquer Kenshi?

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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025

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  • @ambiguousamphibian
    @ambiguousamphibian  3 года назад +966

    C r a b
    Let me know what other challenges you want to see!
    And to my fellow American friends, festive greetings to each of you.

    • @becarellimarco6708
      @becarellimarco6708 3 года назад +4

      Hello

    • @dakotabenson4540
      @dakotabenson4540 3 года назад +2

      I've heard of a take over the world mod, but I believe it's buggy as shit

    • @ratthew3412
      @ratthew3412 3 года назад +4

      200 crabs

    • @violentserenity5598
      @violentserenity5598 3 года назад

      Honestly one of my favorite channels of recent.

    • @freddyfungus6473
      @freddyfungus6473 3 года назад +1

      A holy nation crusade, as in start as a holy nation citizen and train to take down all the holy nation’s enemies. For this I suggest a mod that puts crusader armor in the game as well as another mod that makes them wear it

  • @degausser451
    @degausser451 3 года назад +3372

    The name Ambiguous Amphibian is no more, he now goes by Cryptic Crustacean

    • @lordwoods3111
      @lordwoods3111 3 года назад +46

      Someone best Hop on that one for a channel name, I’ve made up a ton similar to it for fun, but never used them, some of them ESO related, like Fallen Falmer.

    • @saint4901
      @saint4901 3 года назад +4

      Ooooh I like that one!

    • @patostrophia2948
      @patostrophia2948 3 года назад +2

      I like that name a lot

    • @RollerOfEyes
      @RollerOfEyes 3 года назад +1

      Excuse me

    • @creativename1072
      @creativename1072 3 года назад +1

      Radiohead nice

  • @trouty7947
    @trouty7947 3 года назад +832

    "Oh you're going to invade my town? You and what army?"
    *Thunderous clicking of a hundred crab claws in the distance*

    • @RollerOfEyes
      @RollerOfEyes 3 года назад +33

      Ready yourself mortal, were coming and we're coming hard

    • @nivannakingsman1383
      @nivannakingsman1383 3 года назад +38

      I imagine just the ocean quaking, and the water foaming as 100s of 1000s of crabs immerge from the sea. Bullets fly but merely bounce off as slavers are eaten by C R A B.

    • @nickangelosuson2454
      @nickangelosuson2454 3 года назад +1

      On to this day the great crab lord mr krabs swim the sea looking to save sl@ves with his 100 crab army walking the sea under him any man that sees this man will fall to his army

    • @CircusFoxxo
      @CircusFoxxo 3 года назад +11

      [Crab rave in the distance]

    • @loger_2floofyboogaloo278
      @loger_2floofyboogaloo278 3 года назад +5

      correction,good sir... 200 claws lol

  • @GrayGriffonKnight
    @GrayGriffonKnight 3 года назад +1286

    I love that Mr Krab has level 50 assassination but nothing in stealth.
    He's more of a *Stab you in the face in broad-day-light* type assassin.

    • @freddyfungus6473
      @freddyfungus6473 3 года назад +96

      It’s funny how many scenarios like this happen, it also turns out that tinfist has 100 in field medic, but 0 in robotics

    • @Bifurdoggo
      @Bifurdoggo 3 года назад +58

      @@freddyfungus6473 while that probably is an oversight, you could make some explanation along the lines of him healing escaped slaves

    • @dunnoboah
      @dunnoboah 3 года назад +2

      @@caralho5237 rofl

    • @ponungboring6715
      @ponungboring6715 3 года назад +12

      Hello there *bonk*

    • @SIRJACOBSTINE
      @SIRJACOBSTINE 3 года назад +68

      It is in the world of kenshi. The date is unknown, as is the location. A high ranking official is uneasy, as he always is, scanning every possible face for any sign of an attack. It is not the first time an assassin has been after him. Experience has seasoned this old man, and as he scans the passerby’s, he notices one who does not belong. A man trying to conceal a weapon and attempting to approach slowly. He quickly and effortlessly disables and kills the man, before he realizes he has been caught. But the man does not relax. He vigilantly watches the crowds. If there was one, whats to say there weren’t 2? Unfortunately, the old man could not determine the assassins partner. It was not the man at the back of the crowd, or the group of crabs quickly approaching him, or even the man leading them, who was charging full speed, directly at him. This assassins skill was too high for this mere mortal. Suddenly, the man realized something. His field of view was changing. It was shifting. It was almost sliding.... to the right? The man realized to late that he had been decapitated, still unable to find this skilled assassin. In his last moments, he thought of everyone he saw once more. Was it the man at the back after all? Or maybe it was the crab leader who now stands over him, bloody sword in hand? No, it couldn’t be. Then....who was.....i....i.....
      And so he died. Legends of this remarkable assassination would be passed on for generations, as even the surrounding crowd who watched the mans head fall off were completely oblivious to his killer. could it have been a well placed arrow? Where did the man in the back go? Could the crab leader who is currently sprinting away, with a trail of blood following him, be the culprit? No one knew...
      Or so the legend says.

  • @rojas9187
    @rojas9187 3 года назад +760

    Kenshi: "How many crabs you want?"
    Mr.Krabs: "How many crabs you got?"

    • @tommeakin1732
      @tommeakin1732 3 года назад +17

      Mr Krabs: **Points at name badge and looks at Crab salesmen with a raised eyebrow**

    • @SageThePrincess
      @SageThePrincess 3 года назад +9

      My doctor diagnosed me with having crabs

    • @patostrophia2948
      @patostrophia2948 3 года назад +5

      Money?! i Mean... Crabs?!

    • @_Ike
      @_Ike 3 года назад +3

      No, you fools! It's Mr Krab TM!

  • @SurrealKeenan
    @SurrealKeenan 3 года назад +549

    "Normally in Kenshi, you do not have this many crabs. But today, we will!"
    Makes sense

    • @maximusthedude8305
      @maximusthedude8305 3 года назад +54

      This line absolutely cracks me up. I think it’s just the way that no meaningful observation is made whatsoever.
      We have already established that there will be crabs.
      It is very readily apparently that this is, in fact, an unusual amount of crabs to have in Kenshi.
      AA and I have understood eachother perfectly already.
      This line is simply a very gentle reminder, 10 seconds into the video, that today there will be an abnormal amount of crabs. No explanation is given. We shall just have to accept it.

    • @josephvictory9536
      @josephvictory9536 2 года назад +2

      @@maximusthedude8305 hell yea man thats exactly it

    • @SP4RKMGAMES
      @SP4RKMGAMES Год назад

      Do you have any snacks?

  • @zyxflame
    @zyxflame 3 года назад +198

    head canon: water in Kenshi is so salt-dense that human bodies easily float, so swimming in heavy armor is just regular swimming. Yes.

    • @TheDiloEmpire
      @TheDiloEmpire 3 года назад +33

      t-Th-Then how dense are the crabs?

    • @Peztllence
      @Peztllence 3 года назад +41

      @@TheDiloEmpire VERY.

    • @wesleybucher944
      @wesleybucher944 2 года назад +9

      It's so salty from the tears of the gamers who lost their parties to beak things

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 2 года назад +2

      Swimming in heavy armor is easier than it sounds, if you're wearing it right and used to moving around while armored. And if you're not swimming too far-it's about as exhausting as it sounds.

    • @lsswappedcessna
      @lsswappedcessna 3 месяца назад

      @@timothymclean How do you know, are you a UC Samurai that's somehow gained access to the Earth internet?

  • @anthonyromanelli1392
    @anthonyromanelli1392 3 года назад +940

    In the immortal words of Dark Souls’ most famous slogan: *T I M E F O R C R A B*

    • @tubasil8786
      @tubasil8786 3 года назад +6

      Don’t remind me of those things

    • @kaiserwigglesiii2369
      @kaiserwigglesiii2369 3 года назад +41

      I’d argue in favor for Don’t Give Up, Skeleton!

    • @liger678tion4
      @liger678tion4 3 года назад +48

      @@kaiserwigglesiii2369 I think “try finger but hole” is pretty up there

    • @sealessseadog2735
      @sealessseadog2735 3 года назад +7

      "Get crab"

    • @cadenr7165
      @cadenr7165 3 года назад +25

      "Try tongue but hole"

  • @ImBlueDontBe
    @ImBlueDontBe 3 года назад +421

    Your amphibiousness has never come out more than when you you said "overwater"

    • @david2869
      @david2869 3 года назад +18

      or "amphibious assault"

    • @Ryan-bc6cb
      @Ryan-bc6cb 3 года назад +48

      "Your Amphibiousness" sounds like something you would call a frog king

  • @GameMaster136
    @GameMaster136 3 года назад +495

    AA: Gonna use dev tools to move crabs out.
    Me: Squad reset is a pretty handy thing, glad it's there.
    AA: Commence Giant Grabs!
    Me: Oh ok . . .

    • @EvilNecroid
      @EvilNecroid 3 года назад +2

      what does Squad reset do?

    • @GameMaster136
      @GameMaster136 3 года назад +29

      @@EvilNecroid It moves the entire squad to itself I think on whoever the first member is. Handy if some members get stuck or something.

    • @sirwhitemeat9785
      @sirwhitemeat9785 2 года назад

      hahah i thought the same

  • @pinkspaghetti1
    @pinkspaghetti1 2 года назад +49

    WHEN THE DIALOGUE POPPED UP AND ITS THE CRAB TALKING I CANT BELIEVE-
    this is art, incredible, this is the best thing ive ever seen

    • @lsswappedcessna
      @lsswappedcessna 3 месяца назад +1

      crab: *in New York accent* "EY I'M WALKIN'ERE!"

  • @Ryan-bc6cb
    @Ryan-bc6cb 3 года назад +116

    When your friends get stuck on every piece of scenery they pass: Crustacean Frustration.

    • @RollerOfEyes
      @RollerOfEyes 3 года назад +5

      It hurts being this good ❤️

  • @r3dp9
    @r3dp9 3 года назад +272

    "This is Mother Nature's revenge against Global Warming" - Given the context of Kenshi's lore, this made me laugh quite a bit.

    • @TsukimuraMidori
      @TsukimuraMidori 3 года назад +19

      I know nothing about Kenshi. Can you explain the lore?

    • @nerdydude1.882
      @nerdydude1.882 3 года назад +23

      @@TsukimuraMidori
      Some jackass blew up an alien and the dust from its corpse lead to the death of all humans
      Nvm that was neir
      ....why did i think that was kenshi?

    • @Blei1986
      @Blei1986 2 года назад

      global warming is a hoax to install communism

    • @MrPicklesAndTea
      @MrPicklesAndTea 2 года назад +17

      @@nerdydude1.882 Because both lores are wack.

    • @JohnBrown-tw2qi
      @JohnBrown-tw2qi Год назад +10

      @@TsukimuraMidori kenshi is an alien world that was conquered and terraformed by a galactic human empire.
      At some point their robot slaves revolted and conquered Kenshi, leading to their orbital weapons systems and bio-warfare being used which made the whole planet practically uninhabitable.
      Robots eventually became insane and got overthrown by their human slaves.

  • @cvalentine5851
    @cvalentine5851 3 года назад +331

    If you have a crab problem like this, you should probably see a doctor. Maybe several.
    Edit: Definitely several. Armed with swords.

    • @benjaminurra2019
      @benjaminurra2019 3 года назад +14

      one doctor for each crab

    • @mouseymedic
      @mouseymedic 3 года назад +4

      Dr Krabs is the father to our protagonist

    • @hintofanimage
      @hintofanimage 3 года назад +1

      Also with their own smaller crabs

    • @RollerOfEyes
      @RollerOfEyes 3 года назад +1

      Is that a threat or a promise?

    • @HowToChangeName
      @HowToChangeName 3 года назад

      Several armed doctors, for one crab if possible

  • @RupertAndCheese
    @RupertAndCheese 3 года назад +83

    "Normally, in Kenshi, you don't have this many crabs. But today, we will!"
    How can such a simple, unemotional, statement of fact, be such comedic genius?

  • @judyclark9249
    @judyclark9249 3 года назад +65

    i never thought the sentence normal crab velocities could make me smile so much

    • @emzetkin1100
      @emzetkin1100 5 месяцев назад +1

      Been quoting that phrase at work recently (I work behind a seafood counter) because it's been a little slow

  • @justsomeeggsinapot1784
    @justsomeeggsinapot1784 3 года назад +125

    "I don't sell to crabless"
    Hey! I have crabs!

  • @Trupen
    @Trupen 3 года назад +120

    This video is crabtastic :D

  • @Bottletheship
    @Bottletheship 3 года назад +210

    “Apparently crabs are capable of speaking English” I laughed so hard
    Crabs are freedom
    Crabs are love

    • @RollerOfEyes
      @RollerOfEyes 3 года назад +1

      You better believe it love 😘

    • @Daniel_Lancelin
      @Daniel_Lancelin 3 года назад +3

      I would have figured them more for Francophone types.

    • @SnakeChkn
      @SnakeChkn 3 года назад +1

      I saw this comment as he said it

    • @yourex-wife4259
      @yourex-wife4259 3 года назад +2

      "I'm one of the good guys." - crab

  • @Daniel_Lancelin
    @Daniel_Lancelin 3 года назад +29

    Ah yes, Kenshi. The only game where catching the crabs is not only a good thing, but in fact the _meta_ option.

  • @lupusalbus3795
    @lupusalbus3795 3 года назад +27

    "Normal Crab Velocities" is the name of my new math rock band.

  • @nguyen-vuluu3150
    @nguyen-vuluu3150 3 года назад +17

    didn't really think i'd watch an army of crabs razing a slave camp to the ground while the classical rendition of the US anthem is blaring, but here we are today

  • @cyberbeep5187
    @cyberbeep5187 3 года назад +19

    And runs like these are why I love kenshi so much. go from building impenetrable amphibious strongholds, to making ridiculous builds where you catch animals to make an animal army

  • @remghoost
    @remghoost 3 года назад +26

    3:05
    It was about here that the word "crab" stopped sounding like a real word.

    • @TsukimuraMidori
      @TsukimuraMidori 3 года назад

      Technically, all words are just collections of sounds strung together to create a determined meaning, so there's no such thing as a "fake" word.

    • @Xeronoia
      @Xeronoia 3 года назад

      Every sound and spelling that currently has no meaning is a fake word, go home Saussure.

  • @romaincalame1198
    @romaincalame1198 3 года назад +128

    In reality, those crabs do animate, they simply move on tiny roller wheels.

    • @RollerOfEyes
      @RollerOfEyes 3 года назад +19

      We know where you live
      Silence is a virtue

    • @playday663
      @playday663 3 года назад +17

      This is what you get for leaking the secret crustaceanology of crab kind!

    • @Daniel_Lancelin
      @Daniel_Lancelin 3 года назад +17

      God help us all when they develop Heelys-level technology.

  • @Abayas.
    @Abayas. 3 года назад +3

    Your crabs may be able to speak, but remember that teaching crabs how to read is considered FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE

  • @ScytheAndStitches
    @ScytheAndStitches 3 года назад +17

    "this took about 12 hours IRL" thats dedication man, i admire that

  • @draxiss1577
    @draxiss1577 2 года назад +1

    The addition of Solidarity Forever/John Brown's Body/Grapes of Wrath as you freed the slave camp was a nice touch.

  • @mileator
    @mileator 3 года назад +16

    Man, I swear. You feel like the love child of TheSpiffingBrit and Ssethtzeentach. You have both of their mannerisms in spades and it's... just... so unique.

  • @lemeres2478
    @lemeres2478 3 года назад +15

    Are you feeling it, Mr. Krab?
    The feeling.... of spiritual fullfillment.

  • @Blackobluna
    @Blackobluna 3 года назад +66

    Nobody:
    AA: Mr Krab is a *MESSIANIC* figure

  • @TheOfficialTacoBell
    @TheOfficialTacoBell 3 года назад +4

    Never thought id see a 100 giant crabs attack a city while the piano version of star spangled banner plays in the backround

  • @andrewchapman2039
    @andrewchapman2039 3 года назад +74

    Crabs are people. Legit or quit.

    • @RollerOfEyes
      @RollerOfEyes 3 года назад +2

      This man spitting straight facts

    • @TsukimuraMidori
      @TsukimuraMidori 3 года назад

      @@RollerOfEyes you're just mad that your legs taste good boiled and served with garlic butter.

  • @jessecapra2350
    @jessecapra2350 3 года назад +18

    Your videos are one of the things that make me love the Kenshi modding platform. When you come uo with these crazy ideas i can easily decide "i need to try this." And after an hour or so of work make it happen.

  • @davysmith1934
    @davysmith1934 3 года назад +13

    I sometimes think: "Why am I doing this with my life?"
    Then I hear "optimal crustacean strike."
    Yes. I want this.
    I'll have it, like a well done crab, smothered in gooey butter and slightly steaming. So many pots to boil, until I arrive on the other Crab.
    See you there, AmbiguousAmphibian. :)
    Maybe we'll do lunch. :D

  • @Skyfox94
    @Skyfox94 3 года назад +14

    This game is one of the most janky experiences I've every played, and yet it was one of the best sandbox experiences I've played. It managed to make survival in the wild exciting and hard at the same time, whilst rewarding exploration. The first few sessions were frustrating as hell - even annoying at times, but once you manage to overcome the issues and learn to just hide whenever cannibals come for a visit it starts to get fun. Then, eventually you'll master combat by beating up starving raiders and at some point even those annoying as fuck cannibals can't harm you any longer.

  • @Maximus-jp8zy
    @Maximus-jp8zy 3 года назад +5

    that little pause for breath after "mister crab" absolutely killed me and I have no idea why

  • @damonvi013
    @damonvi013 3 года назад +2

    the gentle backdrop music of patriotism among chaotic crab combat makes this video so much more hilarious!

  • @TheCrabActivist4525
    @TheCrabActivist4525 3 года назад +3

    Thank you for taking care of my extended enlisted family, I hope they serve you as they have I.

  • @nicolasaraya5963
    @nicolasaraya5963 3 года назад +25

    Dollars in kenshi? There's F R E E D O M in kenshi now?

  • @nielsklaver7469
    @nielsklaver7469 3 года назад +15

    I think ambiguousamphibian is slowly evolving into Bill Wurtz. I'm just waiting for jingles to accompany the accented WORDS and CATCH PHRASES

  • @landonmackey1091
    @landonmackey1091 3 года назад +4

    Never have I been as proud to be an American as when I witnessed an army of gargantuan crustaceans clip through walls while committing bloody conquest.

  • @antonysoares670
    @antonysoares670 3 года назад +3

    11:15 "Let's just spread our crabs around the camp"
    use protection kids

  • @Varitok1
    @Varitok1 3 года назад +2

    Man, I take a small break from your videos and when I come back you're even more unhinged. I cannot get enough.

  • @dreamerofthorns
    @dreamerofthorns 3 года назад +2

    I really appreciate this new direction AA is taking. Looking forward to more crab content.

  • @LiezAllLiez
    @LiezAllLiez 5 месяцев назад +1

    Not calling the only guy in this crabocalypse "Crabmaster" is a sin.

  • @Marines_Memelevolent
    @Marines_Memelevolent 3 года назад +3

    Ah yes, Mr. Crab. Famous for his catchphrase, “It’s always crab before the crab”

  • @jammeranimated2627
    @jammeranimated2627 3 года назад +3

    Guard : Commander! A large army has been spotted.
    Commander : From where?
    Guard : The Ocean 10:21
    Commander : THE WHAT!

  • @rodrigovaccari7547
    @rodrigovaccari7547 3 года назад +15

    When
    ambiguousamphibian says 'Hello.', I know the vid's gonna be good.

  • @MrOblivionoverlord86
    @MrOblivionoverlord86 3 года назад +1

    I enjoy how well the sentence
    "Mr. Krab received a small loan of a million dollars from an ambiguous amphibian"
    sounds out of context, and its kinda wild in context too lol XD

  • @Yamifira
    @Yamifira Год назад +3

    amphibian, when will you grace us with more kenshi?

  • @brawleypatton4499
    @brawleypatton4499 3 года назад +8

    Very smart of you to snag that trademark on Mr. Krab. Big plans...

  • @Seifer142
    @Seifer142 3 года назад +5

    You can rescue the crabs by saving with your camera somewhere safe, then reloading with "reset squad position" or something like that checked. It'll move the whole squad to the camera on reload.

  • @Bunker-Nines
    @Bunker-Nines Год назад +1

    The word crab is said exactly 130 times in this video this truly is peak evolution

  • @RetroRaven8
    @RetroRaven8 3 года назад +8

    that's crazy. i just finished re-watching the torsolo experience for nostalgia reasons.

  • @flaremag1975
    @flaremag1975 3 года назад

    I woke up today, and wanted to start up Kenshi since I've slowly let my depression tear me away from one of my all time favorite games. I've been spiraling into the darkness of the abyss known as my mind and short of death itself, I thought nothing could shine the light on me and pull me out of the leftover rotten heap. But here, the God's gave me hope with this Ambiguous Amphibian video and the light of the heavens have united my shattered faculties and uplifted me into my younger, more hopeful and formidable mind state. Glory to the state of the crabs.
    Tip: You can use your human character to pick up crabs that get stuck. Or you can move your human character over to a big free area, save the game. Then reload it and make sure you check the box that asks if you want to move your squads. It'll relocate them to the new area you saved over when you load it up.

  • @coach533
    @coach533 3 года назад +8

    I have heard the word “crab” so many times, it no longer sounds like a real word.

  • @alexandriakotsifas
    @alexandriakotsifas 2 года назад +1

    This video cleansed my skin and fixed my back pain fr

  • @gothicpando
    @gothicpando 3 года назад +4

    Move over Michelangelo, this, THIS, is true art!

  • @haachamachama7
    @haachamachama7 3 года назад +1

    10:45 I love your editting. "This is great because if we had to attack from outside they would -- I would be -- very surprised." XD

  • @EXMachina.
    @EXMachina. 3 года назад +9

    14:28 " This is why kenshi has bad reviews "
    *overwhelmingly positive*

    • @jammygamer8961
      @jammygamer8961 3 года назад

      what holds Kenshi back the most is the engine it was made on it seems

    • @taylorstratford9717
      @taylorstratford9717 3 года назад +1

      @@jammygamer8961 It's the Unity Engine. As great as it CAN be, it's just not optimal for Kenshi.
      (Kenshi 2 is being made omn Unreal Engine 4)

    • @jammygamer8961
      @jammygamer8961 3 года назад +2

      @@taylorstratford9717 Kenshi uses the ogre engine

    • @taylorstratford9717
      @taylorstratford9717 3 года назад

      @@jammygamer8961 Shit... Where the Hell did I get Unity from?

    • @jammygamer8961
      @jammygamer8961 3 года назад

      @@taylorstratford9717 its ok we all make mistakes at times

  • @mnkyball
    @mnkyball 3 года назад +1

    Kenshi is such a strange and wonderful game. Yes many things about it are shall we say, 'unrefined'. But good lord is it fantastic. What a unique gem

  • @absen-7965
    @absen-7965 3 года назад +31

    It's weird, the word crab just lost it's meaning and looks foreign to me.

    • @zerpblerd5966
      @zerpblerd5966 2 года назад +1

      ohman that is sooo interesting when that happens!

  • @ronaldsmith2050
    @ronaldsmith2050 3 года назад +2

    for what its worth you're by far my favorite youtuber and the only streamer i watch. I much prefer to play the games my self but i cant help but laugh my head off at every video you post thank you for what you do.

  • @chandler7453
    @chandler7453 3 года назад +4

    Move camera to ocean, save, and check "reset squad position" to load. It will center all units on camera position when the game loads.

  • @joegriffin1160
    @joegriffin1160 2 года назад +1

    This has to be the me of my favourite videos you’ve made AA. It’s top notch!

  • @nick11crafter
    @nick11crafter 3 года назад +3

    Someday, when Mr Krab tm becomes old and frail, he shall pass on his worldly possessions to Mu and off Mu will go to raise the next generation... A generation of 200+ crabs!

  • @dylann957
    @dylann957 3 года назад +1

    15:41, C R A B S making a heart shape

  • @teirdalin
    @teirdalin 3 года назад +3

    Makes me tempted to make a crab people mod with an animated tiny crab mod.

  • @thisisthelukas
    @thisisthelukas 2 года назад +1

    5:10 When my friend wants to get out of the hot tub early.

  • @coldtimes8774
    @coldtimes8774 3 года назад +3

    It’s always a good day when my favorite reptile uploads to the internet. Hope your day is going well!

  • @elmikeQC
    @elmikeQC 3 года назад +1

    Always nice to see a new Kenshi episode on this channel. I have 2307 hours in kenshi, and I haven't even dabbled with the fcs yet, just lot of mods.

  • @mouseymedic
    @mouseymedic 3 года назад +6

    all your characters in Kenshi always end up as religious cults :)

  • @justsomeeggsinapot1784
    @justsomeeggsinapot1784 3 года назад +2

    You are under arrest for being stupidly underrated.

  • @honeytrousers9665
    @honeytrousers9665 3 года назад +3

    But now, can you beat Kenshi as a herd of swamp turtles or river raptors?

  • @Sc0r_Media
    @Sc0r_Media 3 года назад +1

    This is the very specific CRAB-based content that I subscribed to. Months ago. When there were no crabs. But I believed. That there would be CRABS. And I was right. Because I am a prophet. Of CRABS.

  • @triniboigaming4736
    @triniboigaming4736 3 года назад +3

    When your favorite youtube doesn’t post in a week rip 🪦

  • @emperormajorian112
    @emperormajorian112 3 года назад

    Part of the joy of watching these videos is listening for the little split second music bits sprinkled in

  • @takitonamase5683
    @takitonamase5683 3 года назад +5

    Well...i would like to see you play some Hardspace shipbreaker, that would be fun if you ask me

  • @hansdorst3005
    @hansdorst3005 Год назад +1

    Man, I only just noticed that Bark is the reverse of Krab.

  • @kurgisempyrion6125
    @kurgisempyrion6125 3 года назад +3

    Ahh Kenshi.. along with Rimworld one of the greatest games of the last decade.

    • @Daniel_Lancelin
      @Daniel_Lancelin 3 года назад +2

      I remember my first modded co-op playthrough of Rimworld. We had a psychotic, nudist, hobo Joe Biden go berserk and start shanking our livestock, so we sent Mecha Xi Jinping to save him before he got eaten alive by our genetically modified combat chickens. We also found a rabbit who was actually a human being that had been transformed by dark magic of some sort; we recruited the rabbit, armed it with Hobo Biden's confiscated knife, effectively turning it into the Black Beast of Caerbanog (it had 18 Melee somehow), and placed it in command of the Automated Hamster Artillery Network that protected our colony's outer perimeter. Good times.

  • @LevCallahan
    @LevCallahan 3 года назад

    The way you say Hello at the beginning of your videos fills me with joy inside my body.

  • @azureprophet
    @azureprophet 3 года назад +25

    Carcinization is a real force.

    • @nivannakingsman1383
      @nivannakingsman1383 3 года назад +3

      Everything evolves to crab

    • @TsukimuraMidori
      @TsukimuraMidori 3 года назад +1

      @@nivannakingsman1383 not if we replce the weak flesh with glorious steel.

  • @rainwhater
    @rainwhater 10 месяцев назад

    This video has me constantly entering and exiting a state of semantic satiation with the word "crab"

  • @meekaboo_
    @meekaboo_ 3 года назад +3

    7:25 "and here we have an animal planet happening" excellent verbage

  • @TheGoki26
    @TheGoki26 3 года назад +1

    Loved the Moment the international(?) Started Playing.
    Crabs of all Nations unite!

  • @UncleWermus
    @UncleWermus 3 года назад +4

    2:00 and the word Crab has lost all meaning

  • @zeddtango8193
    @zeddtango8193 3 года назад +1

    Boss: Why were you late today?
    Me: I was moving at normal crab velocities.

  • @MuchKoku
    @MuchKoku 3 года назад +3

    This pleases me.

  • @diijjon
    @diijjon 2 года назад

    The delivery is fantastic and the scripting is exceptional.

  • @Trupen
    @Trupen 3 года назад +1

    I got this video recommended, so I guess it works :D

  • @lapisliozuli4861
    @lapisliozuli4861 3 года назад

    The crabs walk forward and not side to side. 8/10, this game really makes you feel like Spongebob

  • @JhenMaster
    @JhenMaster 3 года назад

    *The*
    *"Are you feeling it Ms.Krabs?"*
    *and*
    *Krab Rave*
    *Intensifies~*

  • @psykonikk
    @psykonikk 3 года назад +1

    please do more of this, either with the crabs still or other animals, taking over the entire world of kenshi hehe

  • @darthbader6506
    @darthbader6506 3 года назад

    I cannot believe I've never heard the term 'Normal crab velocities' before, thank you for rectifying this aa

  • @sethIguess2002
    @sethIguess2002 3 года назад +2

    Another single adventure colonist series would be great loved seeing Max go to space just to blow up

  • @99jdave99
    @99jdave99 3 года назад +2

    I'm not sure if you know this, but you can shift click on the medic button to set it as a job so your people will automatically heal anyone that's low after combat. Saves a lot of microing and headaches when you do that with big groups lol.

  • @smokingun710
    @smokingun710 Месяц назад

    Wait, how does this game have any bad reviews? It's literally a masterpiece, and Kenshi 2 should be world shattering for us. This game is so damn amazing, I love how it turns from hardcore survival to almost RTS like once you begin building the base. LOVE THIS GAME!!!!!!

  • @LesMilitairesSansFrontieres
    @LesMilitairesSansFrontieres 2 года назад

    11:14 "Gory, Gory, what a hell of a way to die!,
    Gory, Gory, what a hell of a way to die!
    Gory, Gory, what a hell of a way to die!
    He Ain't Gonna Jump No More"

  • @lunaticscribbles6016
    @lunaticscribbles6016 3 года назад

    You never cease to amuse me ambiguous amphibian