A holy nation crusade, as in start as a holy nation citizen and train to take down all the holy nation’s enemies. For this I suggest a mod that puts crusader armor in the game as well as another mod that makes them wear it
Someone best Hop on that one for a channel name, I’ve made up a ton similar to it for fun, but never used them, some of them ESO related, like Fallen Falmer.
I imagine just the ocean quaking, and the water foaming as 100s of 1000s of crabs immerge from the sea. Bullets fly but merely bounce off as slavers are eaten by C R A B.
On to this day the great crab lord mr krabs swim the sea looking to save sl@ves with his 100 crab army walking the sea under him any man that sees this man will fall to his army
It is in the world of kenshi. The date is unknown, as is the location. A high ranking official is uneasy, as he always is, scanning every possible face for any sign of an attack. It is not the first time an assassin has been after him. Experience has seasoned this old man, and as he scans the passerby’s, he notices one who does not belong. A man trying to conceal a weapon and attempting to approach slowly. He quickly and effortlessly disables and kills the man, before he realizes he has been caught. But the man does not relax. He vigilantly watches the crowds. If there was one, whats to say there weren’t 2? Unfortunately, the old man could not determine the assassins partner. It was not the man at the back of the crowd, or the group of crabs quickly approaching him, or even the man leading them, who was charging full speed, directly at him. This assassins skill was too high for this mere mortal. Suddenly, the man realized something. His field of view was changing. It was shifting. It was almost sliding.... to the right? The man realized to late that he had been decapitated, still unable to find this skilled assassin. In his last moments, he thought of everyone he saw once more. Was it the man at the back after all? Or maybe it was the crab leader who now stands over him, bloody sword in hand? No, it couldn’t be. Then....who was.....i....i..... And so he died. Legends of this remarkable assassination would be passed on for generations, as even the surrounding crowd who watched the mans head fall off were completely oblivious to his killer. could it have been a well placed arrow? Where did the man in the back go? Could the crab leader who is currently sprinting away, with a trail of blood following him, be the culprit? No one knew... Or so the legend says.
This line absolutely cracks me up. I think it’s just the way that no meaningful observation is made whatsoever. We have already established that there will be crabs. It is very readily apparently that this is, in fact, an unusual amount of crabs to have in Kenshi. AA and I have understood eachother perfectly already. This line is simply a very gentle reminder, 10 seconds into the video, that today there will be an abnormal amount of crabs. No explanation is given. We shall just have to accept it.
Swimming in heavy armor is easier than it sounds, if you're wearing it right and used to moving around while armored. And if you're not swimming too far-it's about as exhausting as it sounds.
@@TsukimuraMidori Some jackass blew up an alien and the dust from its corpse lead to the death of all humans Nvm that was neir ....why did i think that was kenshi?
@@TsukimuraMidori kenshi is an alien world that was conquered and terraformed by a galactic human empire. At some point their robot slaves revolted and conquered Kenshi, leading to their orbital weapons systems and bio-warfare being used which made the whole planet practically uninhabitable. Robots eventually became insane and got overthrown by their human slaves.
"Normally, in Kenshi, you don't have this many crabs. But today, we will!" How can such a simple, unemotional, statement of fact, be such comedic genius?
didn't really think i'd watch an army of crabs razing a slave camp to the ground while the classical rendition of the US anthem is blaring, but here we are today
And runs like these are why I love kenshi so much. go from building impenetrable amphibious strongholds, to making ridiculous builds where you catch animals to make an animal army
Man, I swear. You feel like the love child of TheSpiffingBrit and Ssethtzeentach. You have both of their mannerisms in spades and it's... just... so unique.
Your videos are one of the things that make me love the Kenshi modding platform. When you come uo with these crazy ideas i can easily decide "i need to try this." And after an hour or so of work make it happen.
I sometimes think: "Why am I doing this with my life?" Then I hear "optimal crustacean strike." Yes. I want this. I'll have it, like a well done crab, smothered in gooey butter and slightly steaming. So many pots to boil, until I arrive on the other Crab. See you there, AmbiguousAmphibian. :) Maybe we'll do lunch. :D
This game is one of the most janky experiences I've every played, and yet it was one of the best sandbox experiences I've played. It managed to make survival in the wild exciting and hard at the same time, whilst rewarding exploration. The first few sessions were frustrating as hell - even annoying at times, but once you manage to overcome the issues and learn to just hide whenever cannibals come for a visit it starts to get fun. Then, eventually you'll master combat by beating up starving raiders and at some point even those annoying as fuck cannibals can't harm you any longer.
Never have I been as proud to be an American as when I witnessed an army of gargantuan crustaceans clip through walls while committing bloody conquest.
I enjoy how well the sentence "Mr. Krab received a small loan of a million dollars from an ambiguous amphibian" sounds out of context, and its kinda wild in context too lol XD
You can rescue the crabs by saving with your camera somewhere safe, then reloading with "reset squad position" or something like that checked. It'll move the whole squad to the camera on reload.
I woke up today, and wanted to start up Kenshi since I've slowly let my depression tear me away from one of my all time favorite games. I've been spiraling into the darkness of the abyss known as my mind and short of death itself, I thought nothing could shine the light on me and pull me out of the leftover rotten heap. But here, the God's gave me hope with this Ambiguous Amphibian video and the light of the heavens have united my shattered faculties and uplifted me into my younger, more hopeful and formidable mind state. Glory to the state of the crabs. Tip: You can use your human character to pick up crabs that get stuck. Or you can move your human character over to a big free area, save the game. Then reload it and make sure you check the box that asks if you want to move your squads. It'll relocate them to the new area you saved over when you load it up.
for what its worth you're by far my favorite youtuber and the only streamer i watch. I much prefer to play the games my self but i cant help but laugh my head off at every video you post thank you for what you do.
Someday, when Mr Krab tm becomes old and frail, he shall pass on his worldly possessions to Mu and off Mu will go to raise the next generation... A generation of 200+ crabs!
This is the very specific CRAB-based content that I subscribed to. Months ago. When there were no crabs. But I believed. That there would be CRABS. And I was right. Because I am a prophet. Of CRABS.
I remember my first modded co-op playthrough of Rimworld. We had a psychotic, nudist, hobo Joe Biden go berserk and start shanking our livestock, so we sent Mecha Xi Jinping to save him before he got eaten alive by our genetically modified combat chickens. We also found a rabbit who was actually a human being that had been transformed by dark magic of some sort; we recruited the rabbit, armed it with Hobo Biden's confiscated knife, effectively turning it into the Black Beast of Caerbanog (it had 18 Melee somehow), and placed it in command of the Automated Hamster Artillery Network that protected our colony's outer perimeter. Good times.
I'm not sure if you know this, but you can shift click on the medic button to set it as a job so your people will automatically heal anyone that's low after combat. Saves a lot of microing and headaches when you do that with big groups lol.
Wait, how does this game have any bad reviews? It's literally a masterpiece, and Kenshi 2 should be world shattering for us. This game is so damn amazing, I love how it turns from hardcore survival to almost RTS like once you begin building the base. LOVE THIS GAME!!!!!!
11:14 "Gory, Gory, what a hell of a way to die!, Gory, Gory, what a hell of a way to die! Gory, Gory, what a hell of a way to die! He Ain't Gonna Jump No More"
C r a b
Let me know what other challenges you want to see!
And to my fellow American friends, festive greetings to each of you.
Hello
I've heard of a take over the world mod, but I believe it's buggy as shit
200 crabs
Honestly one of my favorite channels of recent.
A holy nation crusade, as in start as a holy nation citizen and train to take down all the holy nation’s enemies. For this I suggest a mod that puts crusader armor in the game as well as another mod that makes them wear it
The name Ambiguous Amphibian is no more, he now goes by Cryptic Crustacean
Someone best Hop on that one for a channel name, I’ve made up a ton similar to it for fun, but never used them, some of them ESO related, like Fallen Falmer.
Ooooh I like that one!
I like that name a lot
Excuse me
Radiohead nice
"Oh you're going to invade my town? You and what army?"
*Thunderous clicking of a hundred crab claws in the distance*
Ready yourself mortal, were coming and we're coming hard
I imagine just the ocean quaking, and the water foaming as 100s of 1000s of crabs immerge from the sea. Bullets fly but merely bounce off as slavers are eaten by C R A B.
On to this day the great crab lord mr krabs swim the sea looking to save sl@ves with his 100 crab army walking the sea under him any man that sees this man will fall to his army
[Crab rave in the distance]
correction,good sir... 200 claws lol
I love that Mr Krab has level 50 assassination but nothing in stealth.
He's more of a *Stab you in the face in broad-day-light* type assassin.
It’s funny how many scenarios like this happen, it also turns out that tinfist has 100 in field medic, but 0 in robotics
@@freddyfungus6473 while that probably is an oversight, you could make some explanation along the lines of him healing escaped slaves
@@caralho5237 rofl
Hello there *bonk*
It is in the world of kenshi. The date is unknown, as is the location. A high ranking official is uneasy, as he always is, scanning every possible face for any sign of an attack. It is not the first time an assassin has been after him. Experience has seasoned this old man, and as he scans the passerby’s, he notices one who does not belong. A man trying to conceal a weapon and attempting to approach slowly. He quickly and effortlessly disables and kills the man, before he realizes he has been caught. But the man does not relax. He vigilantly watches the crowds. If there was one, whats to say there weren’t 2? Unfortunately, the old man could not determine the assassins partner. It was not the man at the back of the crowd, or the group of crabs quickly approaching him, or even the man leading them, who was charging full speed, directly at him. This assassins skill was too high for this mere mortal. Suddenly, the man realized something. His field of view was changing. It was shifting. It was almost sliding.... to the right? The man realized to late that he had been decapitated, still unable to find this skilled assassin. In his last moments, he thought of everyone he saw once more. Was it the man at the back after all? Or maybe it was the crab leader who now stands over him, bloody sword in hand? No, it couldn’t be. Then....who was.....i....i.....
And so he died. Legends of this remarkable assassination would be passed on for generations, as even the surrounding crowd who watched the mans head fall off were completely oblivious to his killer. could it have been a well placed arrow? Where did the man in the back go? Could the crab leader who is currently sprinting away, with a trail of blood following him, be the culprit? No one knew...
Or so the legend says.
Kenshi: "How many crabs you want?"
Mr.Krabs: "How many crabs you got?"
Mr Krabs: **Points at name badge and looks at Crab salesmen with a raised eyebrow**
My doctor diagnosed me with having crabs
Money?! i Mean... Crabs?!
No, you fools! It's Mr Krab TM!
"Normally in Kenshi, you do not have this many crabs. But today, we will!"
Makes sense
This line absolutely cracks me up. I think it’s just the way that no meaningful observation is made whatsoever.
We have already established that there will be crabs.
It is very readily apparently that this is, in fact, an unusual amount of crabs to have in Kenshi.
AA and I have understood eachother perfectly already.
This line is simply a very gentle reminder, 10 seconds into the video, that today there will be an abnormal amount of crabs. No explanation is given. We shall just have to accept it.
@@maximusthedude8305 hell yea man thats exactly it
Do you have any snacks?
head canon: water in Kenshi is so salt-dense that human bodies easily float, so swimming in heavy armor is just regular swimming. Yes.
t-Th-Then how dense are the crabs?
@@TheDiloEmpire VERY.
It's so salty from the tears of the gamers who lost their parties to beak things
Swimming in heavy armor is easier than it sounds, if you're wearing it right and used to moving around while armored. And if you're not swimming too far-it's about as exhausting as it sounds.
@@timothymclean How do you know, are you a UC Samurai that's somehow gained access to the Earth internet?
In the immortal words of Dark Souls’ most famous slogan: *T I M E F O R C R A B*
Don’t remind me of those things
I’d argue in favor for Don’t Give Up, Skeleton!
@@kaiserwigglesiii2369 I think “try finger but hole” is pretty up there
"Get crab"
"Try tongue but hole"
Your amphibiousness has never come out more than when you you said "overwater"
or "amphibious assault"
"Your Amphibiousness" sounds like something you would call a frog king
AA: Gonna use dev tools to move crabs out.
Me: Squad reset is a pretty handy thing, glad it's there.
AA: Commence Giant Grabs!
Me: Oh ok . . .
what does Squad reset do?
@@EvilNecroid It moves the entire squad to itself I think on whoever the first member is. Handy if some members get stuck or something.
hahah i thought the same
WHEN THE DIALOGUE POPPED UP AND ITS THE CRAB TALKING I CANT BELIEVE-
this is art, incredible, this is the best thing ive ever seen
crab: *in New York accent* "EY I'M WALKIN'ERE!"
When your friends get stuck on every piece of scenery they pass: Crustacean Frustration.
It hurts being this good ❤️
"This is Mother Nature's revenge against Global Warming" - Given the context of Kenshi's lore, this made me laugh quite a bit.
I know nothing about Kenshi. Can you explain the lore?
@@TsukimuraMidori
Some jackass blew up an alien and the dust from its corpse lead to the death of all humans
Nvm that was neir
....why did i think that was kenshi?
global warming is a hoax to install communism
@@nerdydude1.882 Because both lores are wack.
@@TsukimuraMidori kenshi is an alien world that was conquered and terraformed by a galactic human empire.
At some point their robot slaves revolted and conquered Kenshi, leading to their orbital weapons systems and bio-warfare being used which made the whole planet practically uninhabitable.
Robots eventually became insane and got overthrown by their human slaves.
If you have a crab problem like this, you should probably see a doctor. Maybe several.
Edit: Definitely several. Armed with swords.
one doctor for each crab
Dr Krabs is the father to our protagonist
Also with their own smaller crabs
Is that a threat or a promise?
Several armed doctors, for one crab if possible
"Normally, in Kenshi, you don't have this many crabs. But today, we will!"
How can such a simple, unemotional, statement of fact, be such comedic genius?
i never thought the sentence normal crab velocities could make me smile so much
Been quoting that phrase at work recently (I work behind a seafood counter) because it's been a little slow
"I don't sell to crabless"
Hey! I have crabs!
Tmi
@@RollerOfEyes NEI
I think he mean the other type of crabs
This video is crabtastic :D
You trippin', Trupen?
Ha ha. Very funny.
“Apparently crabs are capable of speaking English” I laughed so hard
Crabs are freedom
Crabs are love
You better believe it love 😘
I would have figured them more for Francophone types.
I saw this comment as he said it
"I'm one of the good guys." - crab
Ah yes, Kenshi. The only game where catching the crabs is not only a good thing, but in fact the _meta_ option.
"Normal Crab Velocities" is the name of my new math rock band.
didn't really think i'd watch an army of crabs razing a slave camp to the ground while the classical rendition of the US anthem is blaring, but here we are today
And runs like these are why I love kenshi so much. go from building impenetrable amphibious strongholds, to making ridiculous builds where you catch animals to make an animal army
3:05
It was about here that the word "crab" stopped sounding like a real word.
Technically, all words are just collections of sounds strung together to create a determined meaning, so there's no such thing as a "fake" word.
Every sound and spelling that currently has no meaning is a fake word, go home Saussure.
In reality, those crabs do animate, they simply move on tiny roller wheels.
We know where you live
Silence is a virtue
This is what you get for leaking the secret crustaceanology of crab kind!
God help us all when they develop Heelys-level technology.
Your crabs may be able to speak, but remember that teaching crabs how to read is considered FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE
"this took about 12 hours IRL" thats dedication man, i admire that
The addition of Solidarity Forever/John Brown's Body/Grapes of Wrath as you freed the slave camp was a nice touch.
Man, I swear. You feel like the love child of TheSpiffingBrit and Ssethtzeentach. You have both of their mannerisms in spades and it's... just... so unique.
Are you feeling it, Mr. Krab?
The feeling.... of spiritual fullfillment.
Nobody:
AA: Mr Krab is a *MESSIANIC* figure
Never thought id see a 100 giant crabs attack a city while the piano version of star spangled banner plays in the backround
Crabs are people. Legit or quit.
This man spitting straight facts
@@RollerOfEyes you're just mad that your legs taste good boiled and served with garlic butter.
Your videos are one of the things that make me love the Kenshi modding platform. When you come uo with these crazy ideas i can easily decide "i need to try this." And after an hour or so of work make it happen.
I sometimes think: "Why am I doing this with my life?"
Then I hear "optimal crustacean strike."
Yes. I want this.
I'll have it, like a well done crab, smothered in gooey butter and slightly steaming. So many pots to boil, until I arrive on the other Crab.
See you there, AmbiguousAmphibian. :)
Maybe we'll do lunch. :D
This game is one of the most janky experiences I've every played, and yet it was one of the best sandbox experiences I've played. It managed to make survival in the wild exciting and hard at the same time, whilst rewarding exploration. The first few sessions were frustrating as hell - even annoying at times, but once you manage to overcome the issues and learn to just hide whenever cannibals come for a visit it starts to get fun. Then, eventually you'll master combat by beating up starving raiders and at some point even those annoying as fuck cannibals can't harm you any longer.
that little pause for breath after "mister crab" absolutely killed me and I have no idea why
the gentle backdrop music of patriotism among chaotic crab combat makes this video so much more hilarious!
Thank you for taking care of my extended enlisted family, I hope they serve you as they have I.
Dollars in kenshi? There's F R E E D O M in kenshi now?
I think ambiguousamphibian is slowly evolving into Bill Wurtz. I'm just waiting for jingles to accompany the accented WORDS and CATCH PHRASES
Never have I been as proud to be an American as when I witnessed an army of gargantuan crustaceans clip through walls while committing bloody conquest.
11:15 "Let's just spread our crabs around the camp"
use protection kids
Man, I take a small break from your videos and when I come back you're even more unhinged. I cannot get enough.
I really appreciate this new direction AA is taking. Looking forward to more crab content.
Not calling the only guy in this crabocalypse "Crabmaster" is a sin.
Ah yes, Mr. Crab. Famous for his catchphrase, “It’s always crab before the crab”
Guard : Commander! A large army has been spotted.
Commander : From where?
Guard : The Ocean 10:21
Commander : THE WHAT!
When
ambiguousamphibian says 'Hello.', I know the vid's gonna be good.
I enjoy how well the sentence
"Mr. Krab received a small loan of a million dollars from an ambiguous amphibian"
sounds out of context, and its kinda wild in context too lol XD
amphibian, when will you grace us with more kenshi?
Very smart of you to snag that trademark on Mr. Krab. Big plans...
You can rescue the crabs by saving with your camera somewhere safe, then reloading with "reset squad position" or something like that checked. It'll move the whole squad to the camera on reload.
The word crab is said exactly 130 times in this video this truly is peak evolution
that's crazy. i just finished re-watching the torsolo experience for nostalgia reasons.
I woke up today, and wanted to start up Kenshi since I've slowly let my depression tear me away from one of my all time favorite games. I've been spiraling into the darkness of the abyss known as my mind and short of death itself, I thought nothing could shine the light on me and pull me out of the leftover rotten heap. But here, the God's gave me hope with this Ambiguous Amphibian video and the light of the heavens have united my shattered faculties and uplifted me into my younger, more hopeful and formidable mind state. Glory to the state of the crabs.
Tip: You can use your human character to pick up crabs that get stuck. Or you can move your human character over to a big free area, save the game. Then reload it and make sure you check the box that asks if you want to move your squads. It'll relocate them to the new area you saved over when you load it up.
I have heard the word “crab” so many times, it no longer sounds like a real word.
This video cleansed my skin and fixed my back pain fr
Move over Michelangelo, this, THIS, is true art!
10:45 I love your editting. "This is great because if we had to attack from outside they would -- I would be -- very surprised." XD
14:28 " This is why kenshi has bad reviews "
*overwhelmingly positive*
what holds Kenshi back the most is the engine it was made on it seems
@@jammygamer8961 It's the Unity Engine. As great as it CAN be, it's just not optimal for Kenshi.
(Kenshi 2 is being made omn Unreal Engine 4)
@@taylorstratford9717 Kenshi uses the ogre engine
@@jammygamer8961 Shit... Where the Hell did I get Unity from?
@@taylorstratford9717 its ok we all make mistakes at times
Kenshi is such a strange and wonderful game. Yes many things about it are shall we say, 'unrefined'. But good lord is it fantastic. What a unique gem
It's weird, the word crab just lost it's meaning and looks foreign to me.
ohman that is sooo interesting when that happens!
for what its worth you're by far my favorite youtuber and the only streamer i watch. I much prefer to play the games my self but i cant help but laugh my head off at every video you post thank you for what you do.
Move camera to ocean, save, and check "reset squad position" to load. It will center all units on camera position when the game loads.
This has to be the me of my favourite videos you’ve made AA. It’s top notch!
Someday, when Mr Krab tm becomes old and frail, he shall pass on his worldly possessions to Mu and off Mu will go to raise the next generation... A generation of 200+ crabs!
15:41, C R A B S making a heart shape
Makes me tempted to make a crab people mod with an animated tiny crab mod.
5:10 When my friend wants to get out of the hot tub early.
It’s always a good day when my favorite reptile uploads to the internet. Hope your day is going well!
Always nice to see a new Kenshi episode on this channel. I have 2307 hours in kenshi, and I haven't even dabbled with the fcs yet, just lot of mods.
all your characters in Kenshi always end up as religious cults :)
You are under arrest for being stupidly underrated.
But now, can you beat Kenshi as a herd of swamp turtles or river raptors?
This is the very specific CRAB-based content that I subscribed to. Months ago. When there were no crabs. But I believed. That there would be CRABS. And I was right. Because I am a prophet. Of CRABS.
When your favorite youtube doesn’t post in a week rip 🪦
Part of the joy of watching these videos is listening for the little split second music bits sprinkled in
Well...i would like to see you play some Hardspace shipbreaker, that would be fun if you ask me
Man, I only just noticed that Bark is the reverse of Krab.
Ahh Kenshi.. along with Rimworld one of the greatest games of the last decade.
I remember my first modded co-op playthrough of Rimworld. We had a psychotic, nudist, hobo Joe Biden go berserk and start shanking our livestock, so we sent Mecha Xi Jinping to save him before he got eaten alive by our genetically modified combat chickens. We also found a rabbit who was actually a human being that had been transformed by dark magic of some sort; we recruited the rabbit, armed it with Hobo Biden's confiscated knife, effectively turning it into the Black Beast of Caerbanog (it had 18 Melee somehow), and placed it in command of the Automated Hamster Artillery Network that protected our colony's outer perimeter. Good times.
The way you say Hello at the beginning of your videos fills me with joy inside my body.
Carcinization is a real force.
Everything evolves to crab
@@nivannakingsman1383 not if we replce the weak flesh with glorious steel.
This video has me constantly entering and exiting a state of semantic satiation with the word "crab"
7:25 "and here we have an animal planet happening" excellent verbage
Loved the Moment the international(?) Started Playing.
Crabs of all Nations unite!
2:00 and the word Crab has lost all meaning
Boss: Why were you late today?
Me: I was moving at normal crab velocities.
This pleases me.
The delivery is fantastic and the scripting is exceptional.
I got this video recommended, so I guess it works :D
The crabs walk forward and not side to side. 8/10, this game really makes you feel like Spongebob
*The*
*"Are you feeling it Ms.Krabs?"*
*and*
*Krab Rave*
*Intensifies~*
please do more of this, either with the crabs still or other animals, taking over the entire world of kenshi hehe
I cannot believe I've never heard the term 'Normal crab velocities' before, thank you for rectifying this aa
Another single adventure colonist series would be great loved seeing Max go to space just to blow up
I'm not sure if you know this, but you can shift click on the medic button to set it as a job so your people will automatically heal anyone that's low after combat. Saves a lot of microing and headaches when you do that with big groups lol.
Wait, how does this game have any bad reviews? It's literally a masterpiece, and Kenshi 2 should be world shattering for us. This game is so damn amazing, I love how it turns from hardcore survival to almost RTS like once you begin building the base. LOVE THIS GAME!!!!!!
11:14 "Gory, Gory, what a hell of a way to die!,
Gory, Gory, what a hell of a way to die!
Gory, Gory, what a hell of a way to die!
He Ain't Gonna Jump No More"
You never cease to amuse me ambiguous amphibian