I'm pretty good so I almost never miss Some people might think I'm hacking because whenever I throw blindly above an object or around a corner,I always hit
I'm the Ana or Zen that either puts you to sleep or headshots you off spawn XD. On the opposite end, I can hide but I can't run- and you have a shotgun.
Bro I know you're trying to be a sarcastic but not everything needs a name 3 layers deep. it's a perfectly fine name. The citizens are already known as Junkers.
This was a really funny video, I like that it is very different from what you usually do, though I believe you've made more of these in the past? I enjoyed it!
i am a junker queen main and i have to say, she's hard to use. sometimes i do get kills with just casually throwing my knife and i usually consider it pure luck. (i think it's because some people are low health the time i use my knife) but the times i actually throw my knife, i get shot into a meat pile before i even get a kill.
I always wait for the Widowmaker line in these trailers it's honestly my favorite part of said trailers. Would've been disappointed if I hadn't heard the 'Oof Oh la la' after the head shot
The fact that there are almost no people in this comment section that remember his old realistic trailer videos shows how much his content and community have changed. Most of the people who watched him back when he was basically an overwatch youtuber don't watch him anymore. That might also be because they grew up but it was most likely because he changed his content to making these "if i" videos since they got more views than his normal videos. His audience nowadays is kids that probably never heard of overwatch or other games he played in the past. I'm still glad he made this video to sort of come back to his roots for a moment altough he probably knew it wouldn't get a lot of views
She’s like echo, you have to hit one enemy with every ability to actually kill them
Pretty much. One shot + Knife + recall into Axe, or Shot + Knife + Recall + Shoot + Melee = Kill.
genji be like
Spam m2 and jump, eventually youll deal enough damage to press dash and get the kill
Yeah if you can’t aim
@@razzledazzle7863 to be fair it’s not like playing roadhog. There isn’t a lot of spread
@@PureBreadCatwouldn’t a small amount of spread make her shots harder to land?
As a person who has never played the game or watched the trailer I can 100% confirm that this is the original
Laughing without understanding the joke, I'm sure its funny
@@bimisikocheng it’s not funny it’s just a dumb joke that’s isn’t funny the reason I put it was cuz people look at comments with this format lol
Holy moly I’ve never gotten this many likes before lol
Same
proof
The way she misses multiple knives and just keeps hollering like it didnt happen is so accurate to the JQ experience
Completely in line with her character too
I'm pretty good so I almost never miss
Some people might think I'm hacking because whenever I throw blindly above an object or around a corner,I always hit
The part when she pulls the bastion in was perfect.
I like how junker queen still technically gets the kills so it does not paint her as complete garbage
More realistic trailers please. Maybe on other games too
Gonna keep it at 69
As a Junker Queen main, this happens ¼ of the times, but its true.
*So this makes me angry, and i love it*
I'm the Ana or Zen that either puts you to sleep or headshots you off spawn XD. On the opposite end, I can hide but I can't run- and you have a shotgun.
The Sombra knife bit was so relatable!
Haha, the Sombra "Did you mean to do that?" was really good.
Oh how I’ve missed these, thank you Para
ok but this is actually a very well made and well edited trailer what the fuck
That's such a creative name for the character, because she's the queen.... from JunkerTown... so she's the Junker Queen...
Hey Wrecking Ball is a ball that wrecks… he also looks like a wrecking ball.
Can't wait for the next heroes Numbani Warrior, Hanamura Healer and Ecopoint Antarctica Melee DPS With Shield And Stun.
Bro I know you're trying to be a sarcastic but not everything needs a name 3 layers deep. it's a perfectly fine name. The citizens are already known as Junkers.
@@purplewine7362 I just thought it was funny. I actually think she's really cool
Soldier 76 is like naming a character a bar code. And don't get me started on Reaper. Or Doomfist. Or Echo.
Junker Queen is a DPS character, change my mind
no one is even trying
She doesnt even do a lot of damage either.
I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR SO LONG OMG
she can block damage with her scream🤷🏾
This was a really funny video, I like that it is very different from what you usually do, though I believe you've made more of these in the past? I enjoyed it!
Before the If I series, I believe these realistic trailers were what made the channel 'blow up' if I remember right
i guess so
In the past he did these for all the Overwatch characters that came out
Love the vid, I'll always come back to this channel no matter the fact most episodes are around a minute long
The part with echo is the life of deathmatch LMAO, great work:)
Every realistic trailer it has to appear that widowmaker killing someone then saying "olala"
If you do something considered morally bad irl the vid ends
The Witcher 3
Old para videos returns!
Finally another realistic trailer
Was there a sojourn one?
No
there’s one now
man i love the clips where she completely missed and how taunted for it
I didn't watch the original one so I hope it some what is, but further hope it's not
Even this video is an "if" video, well done!
i am a junker queen main and i have to say, she's hard to use. sometimes i do get kills with just casually throwing my knife and i usually consider it pure luck. (i think it's because some people are low health the time i use my knife) but the times i actually throw my knife, i get shot into a meat pile before i even get a kill.
if you laugh the video ends
-RUclips: Manscaped comercial
if you cry, you pay respects.
-so long nerds
C'mon he won't cry, he's not even a fan of him, he will only feel sad about it
Or maybe shocked
If you cry the video ends:
RUclips video ( So long nerds by TechnoBalde) Techno never dies o7
I always wait for the Widowmaker line in these trailers it's honestly my favorite part of said trailers. Would've been disappointed if I hadn't heard the 'Oof Oh la la' after the head shot
If you cringe the vid ends
Any simply piano ad
„If any living creature touches your crosshair, the video ends.“
- Minecraft
It's all mixed together so well that it seems like it's all part of the trailer.
"if you feel disturbed the video ends"
-Badly Drawn Dawg by Splapp-Me-Do
"if you die 3 times the video ends"
- cuphead the delicious last course
Finally a trailer that shows how people will actually play the character.
It's great to have this series back... (though what happened to Soujurn's?)
If you get confused, the video ends.
- 5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel
That Sombra : "Did you mean to do that?" Moment got me XD!!!!
Credits to shot happens
If you fail to meet expectations 5 times, you draw yourself as a monster
Going Under: Internships are Heck
If u feel sad/shocked , the video ends
"so long nerds"
1:53 Torbjörn: Don't get caught with a beard in the litter box! 💀💀💀
Finally a normal parashockx video
I love how widow is in every trailer saying: Ouh la la.
"If you emotional, the video ends."
-RUclips:So long Nerds.
would've been more accurate if a kiriko cleansed the entire ultimate
It’s weird hearing the outro without his voice before it lol
I was waiting for the emote, was not disappointed
Ayy, old Para style content.
“Huh, this is pretty good.”
*la la lalala la la…*
“Wait it’s HIM?!”
Lol that sleep dart was gold 👍
That was very sus and it seems like there is an imposter among us
I missed these videos! So great!
Junker queen : get's sleep darted
Zen: 🏀🏀🏀🏀🤖🏀🏀🏀🏀
She should've been a dps. She doesn't play like a tank at all
true
0:04 is literally a glory hole. Blizzard know what they did
If you die from junker queen the video ends
- Overwatch 2
😂😂 1:41 “Have a nice day”
if you feel disturbed, the video ends
youtube search: rødmaling or 'rodmaling'
I got the video from recommended i watched it and in 1:59 i was like "WTF?! this is ParashockX video? I didn't even noticed!"
If you get caught by obunga, the video ends
-gmod obunga
Every time you lag or have wait for someone to reconnect you quater your video speed, btd6 social.
This was so good I didn’t even know this was ParashockX XD
The fact that there are almost no people in this comment section that remember his old realistic trailer videos shows how much his content and community have changed. Most of the people who watched him back when he was basically an overwatch youtuber don't watch him anymore. That might also be because they grew up but it was most likely because he changed his content to making these "if i" videos since they got more views than his normal videos. His audience nowadays is kids that probably never heard of overwatch or other games he played in the past. I'm still glad he made this video to sort of come back to his roots for a moment altough he probably knew it wouldn't get a lot of views
i know overwatch from
porn 1:17
Damn, Mad Maggie really got buffed up.
Video idea: If you feel disturbed, the video ends: Tongas the Train Engine: The “Surprise”
If you feel bad about your actions the video ends
- hollow knight
If your office gets invaded (taken over) the video ends
-Peppered
0:20 OW2 Season 2 in a nutshell
I missed these kinds of videos
When she went into the well I lost it
there's always a widow that headshot you and say "oh la la"
Idea: if you get tears in your eyes, the video ends
RUclips: Goodbye Nerds
that ana sleep ... i feel that so hard ... i got PTSD
I got crack in 1:13 because the Ulala somehow 💀
Missing her knife throws all the time is just way too real
Roadhog takes his place as the true Junker King
This is genuinely funny. Thank you.
I remember that Ohh la la la
these edits are so smooooth!
"Have a noice day!"
*dies
this guy has no idea how hammond works.
if someone asks for a hat, the video ends
-tomodachi life
Please make if I get disturbed the video ends (Every 90s commercials ever)
if you collect an effect you draw yourself with it
- yume nikki
When the video ended and I saw ParashockX's outro I said:
WHAT!? IT IS A PARASHOCKX'S VIDEO!!!!!
Return of the classics, nice
Fact:the knife can inflict bleed to enemies if it passes through them when returning
Junker queen is my tank main
It's like they tried to make an assault class and scrapped it to make a tank
If you die, you uninstall a random game from your pc or console -Doom Eternal Ultra nightmare
I didn't realize I was watching parashock until the outro
If it was accurate, there would be a constant sniffing and heavy breathing in the background.
If you laugh, the video ends
RUclips: The mandela magazine
This is amazing, I'm sold!
If you start the video the video ends
Her "all hail the queen" sounds like "Ohio, the queen"
HE IS BACK! AND I LOVE IT!
Video idea: if i feel sad the video ends
-So long nerds Technoblade
God Rest his Soul.
That's top-tier content.
There's was no railgun headshot from narnia, though.
If you laugh the video ends
Any slander
:D memories