If Kiriko trailer was realistic

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  • Опубликовано: 15 дек 2024

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  • @firehornetgamer2698
    @firehornetgamer2698 2 года назад +3109

    I like the reference to the Ana trailer one with Ana just jumping insanely high

    • @pacifistminigun3987
      @pacifistminigun3987 2 года назад +31

      Ikr! XD
      Also the widow part

    • @busebuse8968
      @busebuse8968 2 года назад +1

      Ioepe

    • @Wrazzix
      @Wrazzix 2 года назад +3

      Omg, the nostalgia 🤣

    • @pokimanefartcompilation
      @pokimanefartcompilation 2 года назад +43

      @@pacifistminigun3987 that Widow part actually isn't realistic, because she didn't miss all her shots.

    • @damg91195
      @damg91195 2 года назад +17

      Exactly! It’s been 6 years and Im still wondering how she got to the top of the Anubis arch.

  • @yatamix
    @yatamix 2 года назад +2292

    "In queue: 30000 players ahead of you"
    The pain.

    • @phaeste
      @phaeste 2 года назад +13

      you just have to get through like 3 queues lmao

    • @yatamix
      @yatamix 2 года назад +31

      @@phaeste i dont think you understand...
      I was in queue for 2 hours.

    • @giusoriano
      @giusoriano 2 года назад +10

      @@phaeste AHAHAHAH you're so optimistic

    • @oczek2262
      @oczek2262 2 года назад +2

      just 30k? :o

    • @EbuggeyGaming
      @EbuggeyGaming 2 года назад +1

      I got out of queue in like 2 hours like 5 or 6 days ago sadly I barely play overwatch so I haven't even touched the game after that

  • @duyu
    @duyu 2 года назад +1301

    Should have included a first person view of Kiriko missing every single kunai while her team dies.

    • @Broockle
      @Broockle 2 года назад +93

      what about watching her team die then run into a corner hoping a teammate is close to tp to but there never are 😆

    • @aguyontheinternet8436
      @aguyontheinternet8436 2 года назад +25

      @@Broockle _respawn and SAVE ME already_

    • @aguyontheinternet8436
      @aguyontheinternet8436 2 года назад +3

      lmao

    • @Broockle
      @Broockle 2 года назад +3

      @@aguyontheinternet8436 can relate

    • @SireWolfman
      @SireWolfman 2 года назад +2

      Man, didn't know people were trash like that my accuracy is at least 70%

  • @nyx1223
    @nyx1223 2 года назад +884

    as a new kiriko main this is very realistic especially when YOU TRY TO SAVE YOUR TEAMMATE BY TPING AND JUST FRICKIN DIE BECAUSE THEY WERE 1V5ING IN THE ENEMY BACKLINES

    • @samratroy1454
      @samratroy1454 2 года назад +40

      Yep, totally agree, I am a person who when plays support try to keep every teammate's hp to the max at all times because if the teammates die, later i die as well then since its unranked game and nobody gives a fck about regrouping, they just rush to the site all by their own as soon as they respawn and die and that way it gets really hard to maintain proper balance in the team after this sh!t happens. Also when we lose the game (which was pretty deserving for what we did) everyone in the chat spams "Healers??", "wtf is wrong with our healers?", "Mercy, why no heals?" (even though i had probably 10 - 15k healing done in my stats, if they'd bother to check it)

    • @nyx1223
      @nyx1223 2 года назад +9

      @@samratroy1454 I agree with this i dont try to keep everyones health topped but usually i try to help out with fights and make sure that the people can win the 1v1s also people actually listen to the "group up" voiceline now somehow i find it really useful when i need everyone to recoup so we can take the point but my problem begins with the tanks who think they can go in there and their supports will pocket the sh!t out of them because A: the reapers dying in our backlines from a sombra B: were trying to take the point not push them back to their spawns C: you have no ability ORISA to get out of the situation easy and the only way is for me to bail you out D: now our other support is getting rushed by everyone trying to target them E: my suzu is on cooldown because i just used it to stop a dva bomb/junker ult/high noon/orisa ult/tire and i need to also be fending off said dva on the point which is very hard since dvas missiles do a crap ton of damage F: I don't have my ult to push in and help you with said push ORISA so ya thats a bunch of reasons why said orisa should not have tried to push

    • @R0ckmans
      @R0ckmans 2 года назад +4

      Support is only fun if you also queue with a tank and dps player you can trust.

    • @TheAffar369
      @TheAffar369 2 года назад

      Yeah and that they will leave you as soon as you healed them so you die instead

    • @krazYFaic
      @krazYFaic 2 года назад +1

      That's why I rarely use TP. Someone dives the backline, they're on their own.

  • @frans97
    @frans97 2 года назад +153

    The part where she teleports just as her teammate dies is so true... god knows how many times that's happened to far since playing as Kiriko.

  • @york9283
    @york9283 2 года назад +468

    The most realistic part of this is Moira dealing damage and not healing her teammates

    • @Ryhakugo
      @Ryhakugo 2 года назад +47

      no pain
      no aim
      moira main

    • @york9283
      @york9283 2 года назад +3

      @@Ryhakugo so true 😔

    • @holy8782
      @holy8782 2 года назад +24

      No need to heal your teammates if the enemy is already dead.

    • @Clover4657
      @Clover4657 2 года назад +4

      @@holy8782 how tf you gonna kill the enemies with that 10 dps

    • @Ice_type
      @Ice_type 2 года назад +3

      @@Clover4657 how the fuck dont the genjis when they have like 2000 dps?

  • @zacariah0761
    @zacariah0761 2 года назад +313

    If you get an elimination with a new character, the video ends.
    - Overwatch Mystery heroes

  • @IAmTheWhaleman
    @IAmTheWhaleman 2 года назад +991

    "If you feel motivated to fight in battle the video ends" -any Optimus Prime speech

  • @raidenlightning7925
    @raidenlightning7925 2 года назад +105

    i love how in every one of these the widow gets savegely murdered after killing the main character

  • @charakiga
    @charakiga 2 года назад +179

    Damn he’s doing those videos again, let’s go!

  • @MooshPaw
    @MooshPaw 2 года назад +191

    Let's be honest
    Ana and widow is what makes these series great

    • @pokimanefartcompilation
      @pokimanefartcompilation 2 года назад +6

      Although the Widow should've missed to make it more realistic

    • @tf2isagoodgame282
      @tf2isagoodgame282 2 года назад +11

      @@pokimanefartcompilation the widow actually missed 1000 times off-screen before hitting

    • @pokimanefartcompilation
      @pokimanefartcompilation 2 года назад +4

      @@tf2isagoodgame282 now that's the widow I remember👍

  • @RikuwOblivion
    @RikuwOblivion 2 года назад +24

    It's the teleporting to a person just to die moment for me. Also the "Sorry you guys are screwed but that person over there isn't so uhhh.... see ya."

    • @aguyontheinternet8436
      @aguyontheinternet8436 2 года назад +3

      Or even better, making a coordinated retreat with your Genji while the team is dying.

  • @RandomizerX3
    @RandomizerX3 2 года назад +37

    This is funny when you dont play kiriko but once you become a kiriko main it becomes 10x funnier

    • @Bleu_sky
      @Bleu_sky 2 года назад +2

      Isn't funny × "ten times funnier"= still not funny

    • @RandomizerX3
      @RandomizerX3 2 года назад +1

      @@Bleu_sky ?

    • @aguyontheinternet8436
      @aguyontheinternet8436 2 года назад

      @@RandomizerX3 0 times 10 is still 0, is what he's trying to say

    • @RandomizerX3
      @RandomizerX3 2 года назад

      @@aguyontheinternet8436 I know but what does that have to do with my comment?

    • @aguyontheinternet8436
      @aguyontheinternet8436 2 года назад

      @@RandomizerX3 He's saying that he thought the video had 0 funni, so even if he plays kiriko, there will still be 0 funni.

  • @ql_linn
    @ql_linn 2 года назад +21

    Thank u for the hard work para!

  • @anonyfamous9353
    @anonyfamous9353 2 года назад +29

    The ending was like the punchline of entirety of overwatch 2

    • @canovanthecanman
      @canovanthecanman Год назад +1

      I play roadhog and it is so entertaining to hook a person who doesn’t see you

  • @aubrey7303
    @aubrey7303 2 года назад +9

    The part when Kiriko teleports to give heals and dies is extra realistic. It happens all the time

  • @tsuaririndoku
    @tsuaririndoku 2 года назад +16

    Problem is that most Widows will usually miss even a enemy is stay still

    • @BradTheThird
      @BradTheThird Год назад +2

      Only friendly Widows miss every shot. Every enemy Widow for me is always Chris fricking Kyle.

  • @friendly-1ntrovert865
    @friendly-1ntrovert865 2 года назад +9

    Nothing is more disheartening then teleporting to a teammate only to watch them die or use a mobile ability to escape, therefore leaving you to die in the middle of the enemy team.

    • @Frost00th
      @Frost00th 2 года назад +1

      its always the genjis and sojourns too

  • @Wolfeinstein39
    @Wolfeinstein39 2 года назад +6

    "If you are happy and you know it"
    -Clap your hands

  • @MysteryTheMysterious
    @MysteryTheMysterious 2 года назад +4

    “If you feel excited the video ends” - Mario teaser trailer

  • @Peterbeater1
    @Peterbeater1 2 года назад +11

    If you feel disturbed, you sing the song
    The tooth brushing song

  • @UltimateDudeGuy
    @UltimateDudeGuy 2 года назад +16

    ngl the most unrealistic thing about that trailer is genji using the stairs

  • @DanoshTech
    @DanoshTech 2 года назад +1

    That is just facts my mates and I call her ‘free kill operator’

  • @Nuxest
    @Nuxest 2 года назад +2

    I can't even explain how much i died because i tp'ed to someone who's low and they just die leaving me with 3 other enemy infront of me..

  • @cringeusername27
    @cringeusername27 2 года назад +1

    If u dash the video ends
    - just shapes and beats

  • @cringeusername27
    @cringeusername27 2 года назад +1

    If its over the video ends
    - just shapes and beats

  • @NahodnáHruška
    @NahodnáHruška 2 года назад +12

    Alright ParashockX. You made me laugh. Good job.

  • @htasul
    @htasul 2 года назад +2

    I laughed so hard when she teleported because I genuinely thought it was part of the trailer and then it's just one giant anticlimax

  • @inmQT
    @inmQT Год назад +1

    Ana be like - amateurs, I got it.

  • @0mn0m15
    @0mn0m15 2 года назад +1

    If you feel any strong emotion, the video ends.
    - Super Mario Movie Trailer

  • @sakuradabp6400
    @sakuradabp6400 Год назад +2

    Kiriko not being able to save Reinhardt is such a detail they forgot in the original trailer

  • @Cashcorn
    @Cashcorn 2 года назад

    I didn’t even realize this was a ParashockX vid until I got to the end screen. I like this style of content from him

  • @SaulGRCanalYT
    @SaulGRCanalYT 2 года назад +1

    If you got kicked out of the server, the video ends
    - Splatoon 3

  • @DerPieShuTheDayDreamer
    @DerPieShuTheDayDreamer 2 года назад +2

    This man went to queue along with the other 30000 just to make this

  • @drsherifff
    @drsherifff 2 года назад +4

    YEEEEES
    REALISTIC TRAILERS ARE BACK BABYYYYYY

  • @michaeltoler5070
    @michaeltoler5070 2 года назад +3

    The most realistic thing about all of this... the paywall

  • @wolflithay6380
    @wolflithay6380 2 года назад +5

    I just figured out you dont need to sit still when casting your ult as kiriko, the amount of times ive been killed casting it when she first went live 😂

  • @_shxdow_1
    @_shxdow_1 2 года назад +3

    Every step you take your fps goes down by 1, Start on 60 fps
    -Any fps game

  • @TheZamaron
    @TheZamaron 4 месяца назад

    Ok, I love how this adorably starts BEFORE the actual trailer starts with her on the roof, she's just adorably failing to try and jump onto the roof, then the trailer continues.

  • @AbyssaloftheVoid
    @AbyssaloftheVoid 2 года назад +1

    The ParashockX outro caught me so off guard I had no idea he made this

  • @Tuplapukki
    @Tuplapukki 2 года назад +2

    As a person who mostly from healer class plays Kiriko i can agree to all of this

  • @DartantheHedgehog
    @DartantheHedgehog 2 года назад

    “If you feel Excited, the video ends.”
    - Super mario Bros Movie.

  • @RED24659
    @RED24659 2 года назад +4

    They really did have me thinking she was a stance switching character but it was just a skin 🤣

  • @AlgaInventory
    @AlgaInventory 2 года назад +3

    LMAO THE ANA JUMP, ITS STILL SO HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

  • @lungboy8980
    @lungboy8980 2 года назад +5

    these never get old, i love you

  • @Rolagle
    @Rolagle 2 года назад

    "if you laugh/scream, the video ends"
    - The Frontyardigans by xickel

  • @Shinaxite
    @Shinaxite 2 года назад

    "If your eyes have a tear the video ends"
    -1 boy 2 kittens (ACTUAL FOOTAGE)

  • @Cheese..
    @Cheese.. 2 года назад

    If you get startled, the video ends.
    - 1hour of silence occasionally broken up by _______

  • @OrigamiAhsoka
    @OrigamiAhsoka 2 года назад

    Yoooo I’m so glad you’re still doing these

  • @blazingsonic
    @blazingsonic 2 года назад +106

    As a Mei main I wish I could get a mod where "Pay wall" is spray painted over the ice wall.

  • @cesaregargani5984
    @cesaregargani5984 2 года назад

    If you get too excited the video ends -
    Super Mario film Teaser Tralier

  • @xxLAMBMANxx
    @xxLAMBMANxx 2 года назад +1

    Love how my man returns to his roots

  • @supersabobros
    @supersabobros 2 года назад

    If you get excited, the video ends
    - Super Mario Movie Trailer

  • @monke_gaming125
    @monke_gaming125 2 года назад

    "If you Find Mystical wise tree the video ends" 25 years old

  • @TheDarianKT15
    @TheDarianKT15 2 года назад

    "If you say 《Million》, the video ends"
    -7 Billion

  • @erkziltonz
    @erkziltonz 2 года назад +1

    Someone should edit kiriko so that she is holding money instead.

  • @PeterCleff
    @PeterCleff 2 года назад +2

    That teleport to instant death had me crying 🤣beautiful

  • @iamtsubaki
    @iamtsubaki 2 года назад

    0:58
    i have never felt more understood then watching this

  • @mnootem
    @mnootem 2 года назад

    I love how widow always says oh lala after she kills someone

  • @iitsmeromii
    @iitsmeromii 2 года назад +1

    **gordon voice** Finally some good fucking content 🤤

  • @Wolfy_6414
    @Wolfy_6414 2 года назад +1

    I need to watch more XD

  • @Nonexistentbystanderhere
    @Nonexistentbystanderhere 2 года назад

    “If you feel hyped, the video ends” - The super mario bros Movie trailer

  • @shadowguy6737
    @shadowguy6737 2 года назад

    Thats the reason why i subbed to this channel

  • @jackytris2874
    @jackytris2874 2 года назад

    I didn’t even realize this was a parashock video when I clicked on it

  • @Mr_Tutorial_Master
    @Mr_Tutorial_Master 2 года назад

    If you get bored, the video ends.
    -black Screen 10 hours

  • @satiitg
    @satiitg 2 года назад

    If you get disturbed, the video ends.
    -Trying candies from other dimensions

  • @Video2Video
    @Video2Video 2 года назад

    If you laugh, the video ends.
    RUclips - “Friday Night Hunkin’ - Weeks 1-7”

  • @komasanclone
    @komasanclone 2 года назад

    "If you get LO-FI, the video ends"
    -Scratchin' Melodii

  • @calebnavarro1424
    @calebnavarro1424 2 года назад

    "when you get in the game, the video ends"
    -Overwatch 2

  • @superdashYT87
    @superdashYT87 2 года назад

    IF YOU DON’T LAUGH YOU CRY any video

  • @192-alvinachandra-sf4
    @192-alvinachandra-sf4 2 года назад +1

    I don't even play ow but i can find this vid funny, good job para

  • @visibledib
    @visibledib 2 года назад +2

    what was roadhog gonna do to windowmaker 😳

  • @ChillGuy66
    @ChillGuy66 2 года назад

    If you get suprised the video ends.
    -The Super Mario Bros Movie trailer

  • @deannarachelbobiwsky2366
    @deannarachelbobiwsky2366 2 года назад +1

    Ah real gameplay at it's finest ...

  • @elenciso9071
    @elenciso9071 2 года назад

    If you fell disturbed the video ends
    - RUclips: chef silly

  • @exhalerwolf1272
    @exhalerwolf1272 2 года назад

    that hook at the end is the most realistic part

  • @endermanking4565
    @endermanking4565 2 года назад

    Lmao that widowmaker saying ooh lala and the the roadhog was just funny

  • @JoshTheAnimator_
    @JoshTheAnimator_ 2 года назад

    if you die, you go to the sequels
    -GTA 1 to GTA 5

  • @hkayakh
    @hkayakh 2 года назад

    If you step on grass the video ends but it doesn’t count for the first 20 grass blocks you step on
    -Minecraft

  • @realkingpotato
    @realkingpotato 2 года назад

    30000 players are ahead of you
    My brain:they are 3 parallel universes ahead of me....

  • @BeatleCowCroatian
    @BeatleCowCroatian 2 года назад

    If you get exited the video ends: the new Mario Movie Trailer

  • @denisak3978
    @denisak3978 2 года назад +1

    "If Waifu Chat Bot says something inappropriate, the video ends." - Waifu Chat Bot AI

  • @lurtstrts5571
    @lurtstrts5571 2 года назад

    if you get disturbed the video ends
    -meatcanyan 5 nights at markaplyer

  • @StaccyMSM
    @StaccyMSM 2 года назад

    If you feel surprised, the video ends
    The Mario Movie Trailer

  • @OrionStudiosOfficial
    @OrionStudiosOfficial 2 года назад

    If you sing along, the video ends.
    - do a try not to sing along challenge

  • @Shadix8103
    @Shadix8103 2 года назад +1

    nice touch at the end lmfao

  • @IfracZ
    @IfracZ 2 года назад +1

    "If you get jumpscared, The video ends"
    - Roblox (Doors️)

  • @austinreed5805
    @austinreed5805 2 года назад +8

    “If you die three times, or beat the game, the video ends.”
    -SCP: Containment Breach

  • @masterx1588
    @masterx1588 2 года назад

    Boosting your video in the algorithms eyes

  • @yazan_q
    @yazan_q 2 года назад +4

    Can’t wait to see if sojourn trailer was realistic 😂

  • @realpongking
    @realpongking 2 года назад

    Trailer: Save teammates
    Reality: Save herself

  • @Parzival2693
    @Parzival2693 2 года назад

    if a player kills you, you reroll your stand
    -yba, until you finish the storyline

  • @isaacporter6450
    @isaacporter6450 2 года назад

    If you look up “quandale” and you scroll and find a capybara the video ends

  • @legendaryiguess
    @legendaryiguess 2 года назад

    “If you find ‘just some guy without a moustache’, the video ends”
    RUclips Comment Section

  • @cesar6447
    @cesar6447 2 года назад

    Watching this while I wait to my queue finish

  • @CrazyBunny123
    @CrazyBunny123 2 года назад

    Widow: Ooh Lala
    Hog: You got that right

  • @DoubleDOwnage
    @DoubleDOwnage Год назад +1

    30000 players ahead of you was a nice touch.

  • @Chillalien06
    @Chillalien06 2 года назад

    If you lose a mini game the video ends - Any Mario Party Game

  • @opchickentextingstorys5830
    @opchickentextingstorys5830 2 года назад

    wingding translation: Thanks for watching!

  • @El_pouleto
    @El_pouleto 2 года назад

    If you laugh, you sing Bill nye the science guy.
    Terminalmontage, something about Kirby and the amazing mirror