The Ultimate ERB Verses Ranking

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  • Опубликовано: 1 янв 2025

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  • @oldfriend8387
    @oldfriend8387  6 месяцев назад +79

    Disclaimer: I made the rankings before the actual video, and tbh, I kinda disagree with some of the rankings now :/
    I also just tend to have really weird opinions 😉
    Also I forgot Bill Gates

    • @rbexcess
      @rbexcess 5 месяцев назад +1

      Add skibidi toilet vs garten of banban

    • @bknpnck
      @bknpnck 5 месяцев назад

      @@rbexcess TV Man and Speakerman > Flynn and Josh > Skibidi Toilet > Camera Titan > Banban > Sherriff Toadster and Handy Dan

    • @microwavedsun7345
      @microwavedsun7345 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@bknpnck Flynn and zumbo are the worst and sheriff toadster is 3rd best

    • @rickyspanish6596
      @rickyspanish6596 Месяц назад

      Yeah this is pretty bad lol

  • @Chazcam_Gaming
    @Chazcam_Gaming 5 месяцев назад +247

    Ah, it must be from best to worst, since Pompey was the first!

    • @ItalianDino202
      @ItalianDino202 3 месяца назад +1

      FR 😭😭

    • @vextheguy
      @vextheguy 2 месяца назад +2

      And Bill Cosby was 2nd!

    • @loki_mans5454
      @loki_mans5454 2 месяца назад +1

      @@vextheguy 😨😨😨

    • @Meiko-Heigo
      @Meiko-Heigo 2 месяца назад +1

      Real😭🙏

    • @vsequity
      @vsequity 17 дней назад

      And Batman was 3rd, "Nice hat, dork! Was fire.

  • @PickleManYT
    @PickleManYT 5 месяцев назад +132

    I disagree with most of the takes in this list, but I respect the time and effort put in this video, as well as your rankings.
    Some of those takes are still wild lol

    • @astralopithikos
      @astralopithikos 2 месяца назад +4

      i know right pompey should be ranked 1

  • @MrRecall24
    @MrRecall24 5 месяцев назад +71

    Putting Connery's Bond lower than Frank Sinatra is criminal

    • @X0TIX_
      @X0TIX_ 5 месяцев назад +1

      frank was good in 1st verse

  • @DBLismyfavorite
    @DBLismyfavorite 5 месяцев назад +14

    The fact that the Luke Skywalker verse 1 and Harry Potter verse 2 went together was so perfect. The fact that they were ranked to sound like the original song

  • @Mynameishassan0
    @Mynameishassan0 6 месяцев назад +49

    1. Bill o riley’s 2nd verse was the best of the whole battle
    2. Mythbusters 1st verse was better than the Ghostbusters

    • @bknpnck
      @bknpnck 6 месяцев назад +2

      Facts spat

    • @Mynameishassan0
      @Mynameishassan0 5 месяцев назад

      @@bknpnck if i could heart comments

    • @Mynameishassan0
      @Mynameishassan0 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@bknpnck i wish i could heart ur comment

  • @Chaotheawesome
    @Chaotheawesome 5 месяцев назад +27

    Joan Rivers in top 10 is so real

  • @drsnare
    @drsnare 6 месяцев назад +6

    underrated video this probably took a long time

  • @nileprimewastaken
    @nileprimewastaken 4 месяца назад +45

    All ERB battles ranked by the average ranking of this guy (gender neutral)'s ranking of the best verses of each character (excluding joke verses in Pompey and Bill Cosby):
    first, disclaimers, for all ties I organized them as whichever had the best single verse got put ahead (since the list is backwards, they would be last presented in the tie). Also (obviously) this does not represent my opinion on the battles, nor does it necessarily represent this person's feelings about the battles (it only includes 1 verse from each rapper, for example).
    #. Battle Name (Avg. Score) [Individual Scores (presented worst to best)]
    88. Adam vs. Eve (204.5) [205, 204]
    87. Sarah Palin vs. Lady Gaga (200.5) [206, 195]
    86. John Lennon vs. Bill O'Reilly (199) [200, 198]
    85. Count Dracula vs. Vlad the Impaler (195) [199, 191]
    84. NicePeter vs. EpicLLOYD #1 (193) [201, 185]
    83. Miley Cyrus vs. Joan of Arc (188.5) [203, 174]
    82. Genghis Khan vs. The Easter Bunny (183) [193, 173]
    81. Mythbusters vs. Ghostbusters (181) [192, 176, 175]
    80. Hulk Hogan vs. Kim Jong-Il (173.33) [188, 182, 150]
    79. Ellen DeGeneres vs. Oprah Winfrey (172) [196, 148]
    78. Gandalf vs. Dumbledore (171) [187, 155]
    76 (tie). Thomas Edison vs. Nikola Tesla (166) [169, 163]
    76 (tie). Freddie Mercury vs. Frank Sinatra (166) [172, 160]
    75. Christopher Columbus vs. Captain Kirk (165) [184, 146]
    74. Doc Brown vs. Doctor Who (163.33) [190, 156, 144]
    73. Chuck Norris vs. Abraham Lincoln (159) [161, 157]
    72. Batman & Robin vs. Sherlock Holmes & Watson (158.33) [208, 137, 130]
    71. Ebeneezer Scrooge vs. Donald Trump (158.2) [186, 178, 170, 133, 124]
    70. Mark Zuckerberg vs. Elon Musk (152.5) [153, 152]
    69 (nice). Bob Ross vs. Pablo Picasso (151) [167, 135]
    68. Justin Bieber vs. Ludwig van Beethoven (150) [202, 98]
    67. James Bond vs. Austin Powers (144.33) [180, 158, 95]
    66. Jim Henson vs. Stan Lee (137.67) [181, 123, 109]
    65. Stephen King vs. Edgar Allen Poe (136) [165, 107]
    64. Lewis & Clark vs. Bill & Ted (133) [139, 127]
    63. Mario Brothers vs. Wright Brothers (132.5) [166, 99]
    62. Harry Houdini vs. David Copperfield (131.5) [145, 118]
    59 (3-way tie). Ronald McDonald vs. The Burger King (129) [149, 142, 96]
    59 (3-way tie). Leonidas vs. Master Chief (129) [164, 94]
    59 (3-way tie). Freddy Krueger vs. Wolverine (129) [197, 61]
    58. J. R. R. Tolkien vs. George R. R. Martin (126) [183, 69 (nice)]
    57. [Caitlyn] Jenner vs. Bruce Banner (125.5) [194, 147, 114, 47]
    56. Romeo & Juliet vs. Bonnie & Clyde (125) [189, 179, 7]
    54 (tie). Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates (117.5) [159, 76]
    54 (tie). RoboCop vs. Terminator (117.5) [171, 64]
    53. Zeus vs. Thor (116) [143, 89]
    52. Shakespeare vs. Dr. Seuss (114) [207, 81, 54]
    51. Julius Caesar vs. Shaka Zulu (111.5) [151, 72]
    50. Skrillex vs. Mozart (111) [116, 106]
    49. Rick Grimes vs. Walter White (110) [162, 58]
    48. Blackbeard vs. Al Capone (109.5) [132, 87]
    47. Tony Hawk vs. Wayne Gretsky (105.5) [125, 86]
    46. Santa Claus vs. Moses (105) [177, 110, 28]
    45. Adolf Hitler vs. Darth Vader #1 (104.5) [131, 78]
    44. Artists vs. TMNT (101) [154, 48]
    43. Alfred Hitchcock vs. Steven Spielberg (100.4) [168, 126, 84, 75, 49]
    42. Stevie Wonder vs. Wonder Woman (100) [108, 92]
    41. Donald Trump vs. Joe Biden (90.5) [93, 88]
    40. Jacques Cousteau vs. Steve Irwin (89.5) [141, 38]
    39. Billy Mays vs. Benjamin Franklin (89.33) [136, 102, 30]
    38. The Joker vs. Pennywise (88) [119, 57]
    36 (tie). Hannibal Lecter vs. Jack the Ripper (86.5) [90, 83]
    36 (tie). Goku vs. Superman (86.5) [120, 53]
    35. George Carlin vs. Richard Pryor [excluding Bill Cosby joke verse] (85.75) [121, 112, 101, 9]
    34. NicePeter vs. EpicLLOYD #2 (84) [103, 65]
    33. Donald Trump vs. Hillary Clinton (81.67) [129, 91, 25]
    32. Bruce Lee vs. Clint Eastwood (77.5) [134, 21]
    31. Jeff Bezos vs. Mansa Musa (76.5) [140, 13]
    30. Napoleon Bonaparte vs. Napoleon Dynamite (72.5) [105, 40]
    29. Che Guevara vs. Guy Fawkes (72) [85, 59]
    28. Isaac Newton vs. Bill Nye (71.67) [128, 73, 14]
    27. Rasputin vs. Stalin (67.8) [111, 104, 63, 35, 26]
    26. George Washington vs. William Wallace (66.5) [71, 62]
    25. Barack Obama vs. Mitt Romney (66) [138, 50, 10]
    24. Lara Croft vs. Indiana Jones (62.5) [79, 46]
    23. John Wick vs. John Rambo vs. John McClane (60.67) [122, 33, 27]
    22. Albert Einstein vs. Steven Hawking (59) [113, 5]
    20 (tie). Richard the Lionheart vs. Ragnar Lodbrok (58.5) [80, 37]
    20 (tie). Michael Jackson vs. Elvis Presley (58.5) [115, 67, 29 23]
    18 (tie). Mr. T vs. Mr. Rogers (56.5) [68, 45]
    18 (tie). Mother Teresa vs. Sigmund Freud (56.5) [97, 16]
    17. Thomas Jefferson vs. Frederick Douglass (56) [60, 52]
    16. Gordon Ramsay vs. Julia Child (54) [74, 34]
    15. Cleopatra vs. Marilyn Monroe (52) [82, 22]
    14. Adolf Hitler vs. Darth Vader #3 (50.5) [100, 1]
    13. Alexander the Great vs. Ivan the Terrible [excluding Pompey joke verse] (45.25) [117, 41, 15, 9]
    12. Babe Ruth vs. Lance Armstrong (44) [77, 11]
    11. Godzilla vs. King Kong (43.5) [51, 36]
    10. Mahatma Gandhi vs. Martin Luther King, Jr. (40.5) [42, 39]
    9. Theodore Roosevelt vs. Winston Churchill (36) [70, 2]
    8. Thanos vs. J. Robert Oppenheimer (34.5) [66, 3]
    7. Harry Potter vs. Luke Skywalker (31.5) [32, 31]
    5 (tie). Michael Jordan vs. Muhammad Ali (31) [44, 18]
    5 (tie). Adolf Hitler vs. Darth Vader #2 (31) [56, 6]
    4. Henry Ford vs. Karl Marx (29.5) [55, 4]
    3. Deadpool vs. Boba Fett (27.5) [43, 12]
    2. Charles Darwin vs. Ash Ketchum (20.5) [24, 17] how tf is this up here
    and finally...
    1. Eastern Philosophers vs. Western Philosophers (19.5) [20, 19]
    i did all of this except for the average calculations by hand in one sitting, it took like 6 hours.
    edit: changed formatting so individual rankings of rappers' best verses are shown
    edit 2: added extra disclaimer

    • @nileprimewastaken
      @nileprimewastaken 4 месяца назад +2

      by the way, if you are curious, if joke verses were included, this would be how the rankings of the 2 battles including them changed:
      35. George Carlin vs. Richard Pryor (85.75) [121, 112, 101, 9] -> 49. George Carlin vs. Richard Pryor (110.2) [209, 121, 112, 101, 9]
      13. Alexander the Great vs. Ivan the Terrible (45.25) [117, 41, 15, 8] -> 32. Alexander the Great vs. Ivan the Terrible (78.2) [210, 117, 41, 15, 8]
      edit: changed formatting (see main comment) + changed some wording

    • @aaaruiddppin
      @aaaruiddppin 4 месяца назад

      Wow!🎉❤

    • @PresidentAbrahamLincoln69
      @PresidentAbrahamLincoln69 2 месяца назад

      Pompey and Cosby verses are very serious

    • @merchantmahogany
      @merchantmahogany Месяц назад +4

      "mighty morphin' michael vick" and especially "tb and scarlet fever, gotta catch 'em all!" are so much better than the rest of the battle it's insane. it's a b tier battle that has short verses and also randomly has two s tier disses.

  • @Lr.Laecro.Lirus3445
    @Lr.Laecro.Lirus3445 2 месяца назад +3

    7:08 Stay Puft Marshmellow Mans line that low is genuinely insane.

  • @miyukihoshizora469
    @miyukihoshizora469 6 месяцев назад +25

    batman so low ... so true bestie

  • @AwesomeShinyUmbreon
    @AwesomeShinyUmbreon 4 месяца назад +10

    Rhett and Link never miss when they're in a rap 😂

  • @tiespoutsma
    @tiespoutsma Месяц назад +1

    This list is sooooo approved bro I fucked loved rhyming out the top 20 verses

  • @kylebicker7649
    @kylebicker7649 5 месяцев назад +9

    Locking in for Teddy, Voltaire, Joker and Indiana Jones

  • @Nerdius_Maximus_III
    @Nerdius_Maximus_III 6 месяцев назад +16

    1:40:20 why is Elbert Einstein this high!?

    • @kennydisorder
      @kennydisorder 6 месяцев назад +12

      his verse is fire

    • @bknpnck
      @bknpnck 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@kennydisorder It's the hardest out the gate line they had

    • @Panginu
      @Panginu 6 месяцев назад

      @@bknpnck fax

  • @nightflame389
    @nightflame389 3 месяца назад +7

    bro forgot to include Criss Angel

  • @DipermilkEditz
    @DipermilkEditz 13 дней назад +1

    Bro forgot “did somebody say, Angel?”

  • @Kianyawn
    @Kianyawn 6 месяцев назад +3

    Very cool man

  • @JustAPaperface
    @JustAPaperface 15 дней назад

    31:44 bro is just saying his name and its bars

  • @knightofarkronia9968
    @knightofarkronia9968 16 дней назад +1

    43:00 I’m pretty sure that’s his second verse.

  • @WafflesLife882
    @WafflesLife882 5 месяцев назад +11

    man that line "you look like a duck" hit different!!! how is batman not at 1!!! /j

  • @nemangame
    @nemangame 5 месяцев назад +17

    Too low on the list: Vlad the Impaler, George R.R.Martin, Stan Lee, Sean Connery, Bonnie and Clyde, Mythbusters, Ghostbusters, Robocop, Freddie Mercury, Daniel Craig, TMNT, Sherlock Holmes, Walt Disney, Pennywise, Ivan the Terrible, Jim Henson, Adolf Hitler (round 3),
    Too high on the list: Chuck Norris, Abraham Lincoln, Dumbledore, Macho Man, Oprah, Hulk, Mitt Romney, Pablo Picasso, Vader (battle 1), Abraham Lincoln (2016), BIll and Ted, Donald Trump (2013), Bruce Jenner, Richard Pryor, Santa Claus, Wonder Woman, Napoleon Dynamite, Ben Franklin, Beethoven, Master Chief, Joe Biden, Al Capone, Richard the Lionheart, Lance Armstrong, Bill Nye, Nice Peter (round 2), George Washington, Wolverine, Thomas Jefferson, Walter White, Vader (battle 2), Cat in the Hat, Frederick Douglas, Abraham Lincoln (2012), Bruce Banner, Lara Croft, Napoleon Bonaparte, Steve Irwin, Ragnar Lodbrok, Vladimir Lenin, Vince Offer, Moses, Mikhail Gorbachev, Charles Darwin, Ash Ketchum, Barack Obama, Joan Riverse, Albert Einstein
    All in all a great list, it definitely took you a lot of time to make this and i applaud you!

    • @personperson.7744
      @personperson.7744 4 месяца назад +1

      Ash Ketchum and Walter White were not too high

    • @DeadDux
      @DeadDux Месяц назад

      walter white and al capone deserved to be higher honestly

  • @doublelizard767
    @doublelizard767 26 дней назад

    Santa's first verse is so good, though. The "buried him in sand" bar is fire

  • @michael92108
    @michael92108 5 месяцев назад +17

    You’re telling me you aren’t even going to rank “The pain of losing loved ones is something I have seen, so I know how you must’ve felt when they killed Jeffrey Epstein”???

    • @AncientIdol
      @AncientIdol 5 дней назад

      That line was absolute trash like the rest of the battle.

    • @michael92108
      @michael92108 5 дней назад

      @ How good it must feel to be wrong on the internet…

  • @Meiko-Heigo
    @Meiko-Heigo 2 месяца назад +1

    Bob Ross ranked that low is diabolical

  • @DeadDux
    @DeadDux Месяц назад +1

    Freddie mercury being that low is criminal

  • @pmaniac2
    @pmaniac2 6 месяцев назад +52

    Pompey’s verse was the best, not the worst.

    • @bknpnck
      @bknpnck 6 месяцев назад +5

      Can the overused joke die please

    • @bigman542
      @bigman542 5 месяцев назад

      @@bknpnck yea

    • @tiky1586
      @tiky1586 5 месяцев назад

      @@bknpnck

    • @Salmon-Jack
      @Salmon-Jack 5 месяцев назад +1

      Much like Pompey…

  • @MattBlack-x9f
    @MattBlack-x9f 6 месяцев назад +7

    Why is the sean connery verse so low?!

  • @jordanfry5138
    @jordanfry5138 3 месяца назад +1

    Respect for the effort, regardless of my feelings about these picks.
    With that said, Gretzky like 30 places below Hawk is wild

  • @bknpnck
    @bknpnck 6 месяцев назад +15

    I don't agree with much of this, but thank you for not bothering with a "Pompey/Cosby best rapper" joke

  • @LordFoogThe_2st
    @LordFoogThe_2st 3 месяца назад +2

    Vlad the Impaler 2 deserves a higher spot just for the Shaqula line

  • @ttjv_editz
    @ttjv_editz 6 месяцев назад +6

    Sean’s Bond being so low 😢🙏

  • @PhineasMoeller
    @PhineasMoeller 5 месяцев назад +12

    Okay, Batman is NOT the worst actual verse in ERB, lets be real.

    • @Gengar-2
      @Gengar-2 4 месяца назад +6

      2nd worst, things 1 and 2 were the worst

    • @jeremiahsmith8499
      @jeremiahsmith8499 2 месяца назад +3

      Lady Gaga's was way worse than both Batman and things 1 and 2. "I sound more intelligent than you when I fart, I wonder if you even know how to spell the word art."
      ....soooo trash.

    • @qm5074
      @qm5074 2 месяца назад +1

      @@jeremiahsmith8499yeah i agree, the things had a semi funny line and some word play at least

    • @qm5074
      @qm5074 2 месяца назад

      lady gaga probably won but it is the worst

    • @Gengar-2
      @Gengar-2 2 месяца назад +1

      @@qm5074 if she won than how is it the worst? the worst in that case would be sarah palin then

  • @sponkytickleus
    @sponkytickleus Месяц назад +4

    Micheal Jordan above Quentin feels a little wrong

  • @Panginu
    @Panginu 6 месяцев назад +5

    valid rankings no kizzy

  • @otgluhcorey3695
    @otgluhcorey3695 14 дней назад

    Justice for Scrooge 1st verse💯 that lil shit slapped

  • @HuroungDe
    @HuroungDe 5 месяцев назад +4

    underrated how long did this take to make

  • @danielsutter3051
    @danielsutter3051 5 месяцев назад +1

    pompey 210 is criminal

  • @JustAPaperface
    @JustAPaperface 4 месяца назад +1

    Damn mythbusters and ghost busters THAT FAR DOWN???

  • @SupremeDeficient
    @SupremeDeficient Месяц назад

    16:52 should be one of the top ones

  • @mageyplss
    @mageyplss 5 месяцев назад +1

    thing 1 and thing 2's verse deserve nothing more than dead last like what were they thinking with that

    • @coldclearkt
      @coldclearkt Месяц назад

      batman's is actually pretty bad too tho

  • @BruhLHtheguy
    @BruhLHtheguy Месяц назад

    What is Vladimirova doing that low

  • @Tophat-Turtle
    @Tophat-Turtle 5 месяцев назад

    Myth buster and vlad underatted af

  • @Goated_EddieBrock
    @Goated_EddieBrock 2 месяца назад

    Freddie Mercury verse 1 that low is insane

  • @ItalianDino202
    @ItalianDino202 3 месяца назад +1

    13:25

  • @Brain-washed2
    @Brain-washed2 2 месяца назад +1

    edison won his battle and his second verse was better than his first

  • @Hispaniccaseoh
    @Hispaniccaseoh 6 месяцев назад +4

    Putting karl marx at 4th is based😎

  • @coenlessard
    @coenlessard 4 месяца назад

    Mythbusters first verse should be in top 25

  • @PauTheDeo
    @PauTheDeo 6 месяцев назад +2

    👍

  • @bigman542
    @bigman542 5 месяцев назад +1

    Sarah Palin was a little bit too low, but I get it but Dracula and Peter are way too low

  • @JaredClienman-di1le
    @JaredClienman-di1le 4 месяца назад

    Pompey's verse deserves to be higher

  • @TheDangerNoodle
    @TheDangerNoodle 6 месяцев назад

    Kinda valid some wack choices but mostly good. Top 3 was solid fr. Mansa Musa, John McClaine, and Babe Ruth gotta be higher tho. John McClaine’s is killer

  • @InvaltidWord
    @InvaltidWord 5 месяцев назад +2

    pompey is number 1 how dare you

  • @PresidentAbrahamLincoln69
    @PresidentAbrahamLincoln69 2 месяца назад +4

    Pompey the Great verse 1 is the best ERB verse, disliked and reported

  • @janrazniewski-dutchvanderlinde
    @janrazniewski-dutchvanderlinde 17 дней назад

    Nah
    Joker’s third verse is the best
    In fact whole Joker vs Pennywise battle
    But the rest is true

  • @shortformediocreweirdo
    @shortformediocreweirdo 2 месяца назад

    darth vader’s fired up verse should’ve been first

  • @TheWaffleEdits
    @TheWaffleEdits 3 месяца назад

    Pompey and Cosby solos all other rappers

  • @CalamariGaming
    @CalamariGaming Месяц назад

    this is a take ive seen

  • @idancharleslevine4094
    @idancharleslevine4094 5 месяцев назад +4

    Donald Trump should have been number one bro....

  • @Embers-nd4vm
    @Embers-nd4vm 5 месяцев назад +1

    Miley Cyrus is too underrated. "get that party turned up" and "get that body burned up" is a great bar. Everyone just hates on her cuz of what she did in real life.

    • @christophersfirstyoutubeca8751
      @christophersfirstyoutubeca8751 4 месяца назад +1

      One RUclipsr I saw admitted they don't dislike the lyrics, they just hate the visuals (and yeah, they are pretty uncomfortable to look at).

  • @WyattP-x3b
    @WyattP-x3b 14 дней назад

    Obama's verse wasn't THAT good