Many years back, my co-worker and I bought a bunch of trophies from the thrift store to give to our other co-workers and our managers. Complete with random people's names on them 😆 We picked out ones that fit their personalities, and we all got a great laugh out of it! Bonus is that everyone proudly kept them on their desks ❤
I lost my v card in the parking lot of the theater while waiting for Fellowship of the Rings to start because the showing we were planning to see had sold out. It ended up taking longer and all I could think of was how we were missing the beginning. And then we missed the movie completely because he used my skirt to clean up his business. It's been over 20 years and I'm still salty. XD
@@lilsbourne I know right. 😃 Definitely in my top 5 all-time. How I Met Your Mother has got to be my #1. Seinfeld was great, but kinda petered-out in the last season.
I have the funniest v card story. It was 1992, my 18th birthday after party (the one at a friend's house with all the drinking) in the middle of nowhere small-town USA. I bring him back to my parents house, they were away for the night. We're both drunk im trying to get to my bedroom but miss and end up in my parents room. I was very self conscious and turned off the lights and on the TV for ambient light and background noise. Important note the TV was showing a stand up comedian. In the middle of the act my grandma called to check on me and I busted up laughing because of the TV. The dude doesn't miss a stroke and starts orgasiming while I'm still on the phone. It freaks out my grandma and she decides she's going to come check on me. She lived 5 minutes away.
I always say Meatloaf is my safe word and then quote the same part you did hahaha. I lost mine while "Bones" by The Killers was playing. "I want to feel your bones on mine" lol
I think with the trophies at charity shops, people buy them for a competition they are arranging and have the plaques changed at an engravers, probably cheaper that way and helps out charities so win win
When we would have silly contests/games at my office (like for morale building, or maybe Talk Like a Pirate Day?) I would somewtimes buy old trophies and affix sticker labels to them for the winners (in addition to their actual prize which was most likely candy or branded merch since we had ZERO budget for such). I tried to make sure that the figure on the trophy made absolutely NO sense in relation to what they won-like a bowling trophy for the person who won a trivia contest. Several of them were proudly displayed in their new owners’ workspaces.
in my teenage punks year i had made my own shirt saying LFATB, for lars frederiksen and the bastards, but when i had my jacket on it said FAT. and as i also was and still am exactly that, i reckon it was brilliant of me. 😅
OK OK I GOT ONE!! AND ITS HORRID HAHA... A F OK. It was to crazy frog and let me tell you we could not get the rhythm right at all haha and it was on repeat
BTW I always say Toni and Ryan are adorable but Sophie is ADORABLEEEEEE when she laughs like that lol. Her laughing was making me laugh! This episode was hilarious.
Toni... The first time I watched Team America was April 2024 at 35 years old not my first time but my first time with this guy. Not a teenager even worse 😂
i have never really shared this story. I lost my v card while my bad bitch Playlist played. I specifically remember the first thrust being during Only by Nikki Minaj. And at the end Halo by Beyonce was playing. crying and laughing rn.
I've bought trophies from Goodwill. You can remove the plate and have a shop make a new one. I would get them for 4-H competitions, because we didn't have a budget for any.
O man.... I need that calendar but I can't afford anything at the moment. I live on disability and that sucks because i don't get much barely enough to get by but part of me wants to skip a bill to be able to get that calendar. I'm disabled mentaly and physicaly and when I watch yalls channel it literly makes my day because yall cracks me up. I wish I could be Sophie....sorry Soph just throwing a dream out there lol.
My family and I are doing silly superlatives over Christmas and we are charity shopping for random funny looking trophies to hand them out. We have seen some crappy ones on Amazon but we are hoping for unusual silly ones to add to the joke
If you saw the amount of crap my parents brought with them from their overstuffed 4-story house when downsizing to a 2-story you'd realise they definitely CAN keep it all, they just won't be able to find anything ever when they need it because it's lost behind dozens of jackets, kitchen gadgets and spare boxes of champagne glasses... 😄
Hey Toni and Ryan.. not sure if you will see this.. love your videos, and found you guys here on Ytube and subscribed cause the openness and hilarious content you guys do and are, love all of it, and wanted to say, the Orgasmatron, my ex, still has a salon, and had those, but yes, if doing it yourself, not so much. and since my ex pff, bumps the price 300-400% so, that was a deal guys, 4 pack gosh, and I love Australia, and after seeing #LoveInBrisbane on here and loved it. gosh.. Ryan reminds me of Tom and always .. huh. well gosh, the sound he made when Toni used the Orgasmatron on him.. oh my, oufff... crikey.. wonder if he has a twin, or knows about a twin, and on my side of the fence if you know what I mean.. , trying to find the words.. ouff. I would be the happiest man on earth.. just saying.. gosh, embarrassed just writing this and wanted to say it for awhile now so , love your show, love you both and Stay safe and Cheers lol..😊👌🏆🏆*I had so many ribbons from track and fields, that my mother put in the bin and since all that long story, I did by myself a trophy, blank one found in Pawn Shop, to reward myself.. I know lame but. still lol.
Lost my virginity with a group of my guy friends while we were supposed to be having a LOTR marathon. Which is ironic because they also destroyed my ring of power.
We have these orgasmatrons for stocking stuffers during Christmas. They are at walmart for $1. I live in a little hick town in West Virginia. So I don't know if it's like this everywhere, but here in West Virginia, you get a orgasm for a $1! What a bargain 😂
My first time was horrible! 😅 the guy moved like a jack rabbit. We were in a basement room with the radio on and while my entire family was upstairs🤦 then he moved onto my co-worker the next week🫠🙃 Thankfully that was Way back in high school haha
i cant get over 'the devilS wearS pradaS" lmao its like your old mom or grandmom adding "S" to the end of things that dont require it tehehe
THIS☠️☠️☠️☠️
That's just the sequel, which WAS a terrible movie 🤣
Aldis 💀
You're friendship is so wholesome, it makes me feel better about the world.
Many years back, my co-worker and I bought a bunch of trophies from the thrift store to give to our other co-workers and our managers. Complete with random people's names on them 😆 We picked out ones that fit their personalities, and we all got a great laugh out of it! Bonus is that everyone proudly kept them on their desks ❤
Hahahahahah I love this!!!
i lost my v card while watching the Chamber of Secrets… i had repressed that but here we are, thanks toni 😂
Did your basilisk slytherin to her chamber of secrets? 😄
The first time I had sex with the biggest love of my life happened just after the weird meat tunnel scene in Pan’s Labyrinth 😅 no regrets still
SHREK 2 I AM DECEASES. i was sure it would be american pie but Toni slayed it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I'm covering my face for legal purposes"😅😅
Ryan’s entire crack when he got up at 19:28 lmao
🤣🤣🤣
@@Kurious_Kiwi Doing God's work
I'm not not saying I specifically forwarded to watch that part. .....
Dead 😂
I freaking ADORE your Australian accents. Hearing you spell out words is so freaking cute! I wish I had an awesome accent.
I lost my v card in the parking lot of the theater while waiting for Fellowship of the Rings to start because the showing we were planning to see had sold out. It ended up taking longer and all I could think of was how we were missing the beginning. And then we missed the movie completely because he used my skirt to clean up his business. It's been over 20 years and I'm still salty. XD
What the fuck. His socks were good enough.
I see what you did there 😂
I see what you did there 😂
I don't know if you had your own version, but American Scrubs was hilarious.
Theres literally only one Scrubs.
Not a fan either.
@@renrascal7016 That's fair... I imagine anyone who wasn't living in America in the early 2000s probably can't relate.
@@NoName-xo9sk Ove never lived in America but Scrubs was brilliant. One of the best sitcoms ever made)
@@lilsbourne I know right. 😃 Definitely in my top 5 all-time. How I Met Your Mother has got to be my #1. Seinfeld was great, but kinda petered-out in the last season.
I have the funniest v card story. It was 1992, my 18th birthday after party (the one at a friend's house with all the drinking) in the middle of nowhere small-town USA. I bring him back to my parents house, they were away for the night. We're both drunk im trying to get to my bedroom but miss and end up in my parents room. I was very self conscious and turned off the lights and on the TV for ambient light and background noise. Important note the TV was showing a stand up comedian. In the middle of the act my grandma called to check on me and I busted up laughing because of the TV. The dude doesn't miss a stroke and starts orgasiming while I'm still on the phone. It freaks out my grandma and she decides she's going to come check on me. She lived 5 minutes away.
"oh Toni don't say holes" in THAT 90's prudey Judy mum voice hahahaha
22:10 we call them head massagers 😂
Okay, I listened to this in public at Target- I did so well just turning red and biting my cheek until Toni went to one for each hole 😂
Thanks!
Mine wasn’t a movie, it was a music video…Meatloaf’s “I will do anything for love but I won’t do that”
But you did "do that" !!! Get ittt😅 sorry, had to .. I'll see myself right out the door ! 😂
@@ashleybrandi Yes, the song took longer to finish than he did… so we should leave together 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I always say Meatloaf is my safe word and then quote the same part you did hahaha. I lost mine while "Bones" by The Killers was playing. "I want to feel your bones on mine" lol
I assume you were done by the single version rather than the whole 12 and a half minutes!😂😂
@@Shiltz Uh, he was done not me.
I think with the trophies at charity shops, people buy them for a competition they are arranging and have the plaques changed at an engravers, probably cheaper that way and helps out charities so win win
How dare you Toni. Scrubs is amazing!
This deserves more likes!
Toni is ALL our big orange sun! 🧡 🌞!!
I love Friday's. I get to watch & then listen on Spotify when I go to sleep. Ya know, help their numbers 🎉❤
Ryan thinks next year is 2026 😂
The sounds from this episode (and the orgasmatron) were epic.
I don't think you know how calendars work. Haha!
Oh my gosh! I fricking died laughing when Ryan was using the orgasmatron on Toni. Her face😂😂😂
I swear I read the title as We Purchased An Organization lol
You two are my dream friendship relationship. You know each other so well and are having so much fun together
When we would have silly contests/games at my office (like for morale building, or maybe Talk Like a Pirate Day?) I would somewtimes buy old trophies and affix sticker labels to them for the winners (in addition to their actual prize which was most likely candy or branded merch since we had ZERO budget for such). I tried to make sure that the figure on the trophy made absolutely NO sense in relation to what they won-like a bowling trophy for the person who won a trivia contest. Several of them were proudly displayed in their new owners’ workspaces.
We have used trophies as props for plays and goodwill is the best place to find them!
I bought a trophy at the GW as a white elephant gift. 🤣
in my teenage punks year i had made my own shirt saying LFATB, for lars frederiksen and the bastards, but when i had my jacket on it said FAT. and as i also was and still am exactly that, i reckon it was brilliant of me. 😅
"What were you saying? You wanna leave? If you wanna leave just get up and walk away." JFC Ryan 💦
This unlocked something in me! Holy shit....
I clicked SO FAST
sammmeee
Been hoping for an upload all day and once I saw it I also clicked in record speed
This Barbarella reference in the title is everything 😂
6:47 Toni said Malcom in the most mom-like way. I was like “oh no. Someone’s in trouble.” I know it’s a joke.
OK OK I GOT ONE!! AND ITS HORRID HAHA... A F OK. It was to crazy frog and let me tell you we could not get the rhythm right at all haha and it was on repeat
I'm so not kidding lol... crazy frog tey it
Ding ding!
😅😅😅😅 Aaaaaaaaringdingdingdingdong ahhhhh
BTW I always say Toni and Ryan are adorable but Sophie is ADORABLEEEEEE when she laughs like that lol. Her laughing was making me laugh! This episode was hilarious.
I got the orgasmatron for my family and friends one Christmas, it was 1$ at the dollar tree store. 😊
Toni... The first time I watched Team America was April 2024 at 35 years old not my first time but my first time with this guy. Not a teenager even worse 😂
My stepson and I constantly yell AMERICA! When something good happens because of the theme song to that movie.
Just signed up ❤❤❤ soooo excited! Love you guys! Paid a whole year upfront, an early Christmas gift for myself 😊😊😊
Toni and Ryan podcast is my jam after a long day. I’ve never laughed so hard.
6:02 It has aged VERY well! Lok
"Merica! Fuck yeah!" 😂😂😂😂😂
OMG. It took me way too long to realize what TARP stood for
Wait-
Unfortunately i only realized when you posted this and i put it together 😅
What does it stand for 🥲????
@@Megankie_B the name of the show 🤣
@@holistic.health fuuuug🤣. Yes. Okay. Makes sense
i have never really shared this story. I lost my v card while my bad bitch Playlist played. I specifically remember the first thrust being during Only by Nikki Minaj. And at the end Halo by Beyonce was playing. crying and laughing rn.
orgasmatron was the name of the torture device from the barbarella movie
I've bought trophies from Goodwill. You can remove the plate and have a shop make a new one. I would get them for 4-H competitions, because we didn't have a budget for any.
26:34 Ryan’s face drop when Toni says “one for each hole” absolutely killed me 😂 As if that comment was too far 😂
Sorry Toni, Team America does hold up and is a great, funny movie 😄😄😄
19:55 ok then 😂😂😂😂
when the jackets covered the words of the shirt and the mic did to my brain saw “Die”
"I can't say holes" made me think of if you had lost your virginity to the movie "Holes"
This is my favorite podcast and you two are so hilarious Love u Toni and Ryan
The "Rrrrrrr" while using the thing had me LOL 😂
The Devil Wears Panda is ICONIC 😳
I've used those on my cats before. They love it. 😂
I also said out loud, Shrek 2 😂😂
the best freakin pair on the internet
first of all, Ryan, the movie isn't "the devil wears pradas" 😂 second of all my heart shattered when Toni said she hates it 😭
To be fair, I'm sure the sequel of 'The Devil Wears Prada', 'The Devils Wears Pradas' is a bad movie.
I've never purposely watched an episode of Scrubs, but I've read that it has been rated at one of the most accurate medical show that there has been.
Next year - Pets only calendar!!! Pets of TARP!!
I was also thinking shrek 😂😂 just cause they always mention that movie
I had my first girl kiss to “Warm Bodies” yes that odd zombie movie hahahaha
The Wall was playing. 😂
Someone needs to go buy all of those trophies, then go to her art show, and give the awards to the artwork...😂
Mine was a Dane Cook comedy special. The whole experience was a hoot.
Toni is a queen of style and grace
The mighty Ducks.... 😂❤
It was not during, but after the South Park movie😂
O man.... I need that calendar but I can't afford anything at the moment. I live on disability and that sucks because i don't get much barely enough to get by but part of me wants to skip a bill to be able to get that calendar. I'm disabled mentaly and physicaly and when I watch yalls channel it literly makes my day because yall cracks me up. I wish I could be Sophie....sorry Soph just throwing a dream out there lol.
I'm 100% signing up for the tarpper calendar!!
My family and I are doing silly superlatives over Christmas and we are charity shopping for random funny looking trophies to hand them out. We have seen some crappy ones on Amazon but we are hoping for unusual silly ones to add to the joke
Love u guys so much
Someone buying a stranger’s trophies sounds like the beginning of a stalker movie
I love the devil wears Prada lmao
Scrubs was absolutely awesome, c'mon
You can usually remove the name placket pretty easily and replace them so it can be a good low cost option even for competition awards
Toni standing there ,looks like she’s got an Afro 😂
OMG... DWP is legend! I'm seriously considering breaking up with Toni... that's all.
"November One" 😂
As a childhood overachiever (now underachieving adult) trophies can easily overwhelm a room, if your parents are downsizing they can’t keep them all
If you saw the amount of crap my parents brought with them from their overstuffed 4-story house when downsizing to a 2-story you'd realise they definitely CAN keep it all, they just won't be able to find anything ever when they need it because it's lost behind dozens of jackets, kitchen gadgets and spare boxes of champagne glasses... 😄
Despicable me 2 was the movie for me 😂😂😂😂
My high school English teacher used old trophies from the literal closet at the school. He rewarded us for learning Macbeth!
You guys are hilarious. I love the podcast! I have to disagree with the lovely Toni about Scrubs. I laughed so much at that show.
My husband and I thought it Toni's shirt said "died" before the reveal
What's wrong with SCRUBS?! It was hilarious!!!
Just upgraded my patreon membership. Can’t wait for the calendar 😍
Oh man. I wish I could afford to become a champion to get the calendar but I’m so excited that my Toni book is in the mail!!!
Hey Toni and Ryan.. not sure if you will see this.. love your videos, and found you guys here on Ytube and subscribed cause the openness and hilarious content you guys do and are, love all of it, and wanted to say, the Orgasmatron, my ex, still has a salon, and had those, but yes, if doing it yourself, not so much. and since my ex pff, bumps the price 300-400% so, that was a deal guys, 4 pack gosh, and I love Australia, and after seeing #LoveInBrisbane on here and loved it. gosh.. Ryan reminds me of Tom and always .. huh. well gosh, the sound he made when Toni used the Orgasmatron on him.. oh my, oufff... crikey.. wonder if he has a twin, or knows about a twin, and on my side of the fence if you know what I mean.. , trying to find the words.. ouff. I would be the happiest man on earth.. just saying.. gosh, embarrassed just writing this and wanted to say it for awhile now so , love your show, love you both and Stay safe and Cheers lol..😊👌🏆🏆*I had so many ribbons from track and fields, that my mother put in the bin and since all that long story, I did by myself a trophy, blank one found in Pawn Shop, to reward myself.. I know lame but. still lol.
My losing v-card background movie was Kill Bill Vol. 2 😂
Lost my virginity with a group of my guy friends while we were supposed to be having a LOTR marathon. Which is ironic because they also destroyed my ring of power.
Hahahaa. For me it was Monty Python and the Holy Grail... On video. Good Times.
I totally support you and doing the Shaka movement
My first was in a garage in the dead of winter in Wisconsin 🤣💀. There was nothing romantic or cute about it. Lmao, it is what it was. 😂😂😂
TDWP is my absolute favorite movie. I could watch that everyday forever and fine and happy. 😰😓
Morning Toni & Ryan 🌷🍃🏵️Was bingeing some Lighthouse you's popped up Laughing my Arse Off 😂🤣👍🌴☀️🌈🌊🌺✌️💚😎
You know the song Paradise to the dashboard lights? Yeah that was me. The orgasmatron was a machine in Sleeper. A Woody Allen movie from the 70s.
i was either watching shameless (the us version) or orange is the new black 😂
I lost my V while watching DOGMA 😆
To the song “dont know why” by Norah Jones. It was his music.
Dangerous Liaisons (1988) I could say more…But he “had no control”
I thought the shirt said D I E lmao
Same! 😄
We have these orgasmatrons for stocking stuffers during Christmas. They are at walmart for $1. I live in a little hick town in West Virginia. So I don't know if it's like this everywhere, but here in West Virginia, you get a orgasm for a $1! What a bargain 😂
My first time was horrible! 😅 the guy moved like a jack rabbit. We were in a basement room with the radio on and while my entire family was upstairs🤦 then he moved onto my co-worker the next week🫠🙃
Thankfully that was Way back in high school haha
I feel robbed of a funny anecdote. I wasn't watching any movie. But my first kiss was while watching Evolution (2001) starring David Duchovny.