@Danij'a Woods Fucking same i laughed so hard i did that quiet laugh where you try not to be loud and it makes your back hurt more i laughed for like 10 minutes strait
@Juan Cortez Muro your videos are not funny and stop self promoting the only reason you get views is because people hate you and just comment and leave almost no one likes your videos
I literally wheezed when he was singing Ariel’s song and the cow kicked the bucket, and the camera zoom made it even better, thank you daz for making my days in quarantine an infinite amount of times better XD
this might be the funniest video i have ever watched in my entire life. i have been absolutely dying and have tears streaming down my face and the video isn’t over yet 😭🤣thank you daz for not only being my favorite creator but favorite person🖤🤣😭
Daz, just wanted to let you know that I haven’t laughed this much for 5 years and I love your content so so much you were literally the reason I kept going when I was struggling and I hope you know how amazing you are.
*Gets close to finishing this nightmare of a game* Daz: "Yes!" *starts singing a heavenly melody* Cow: "Moo!" *kicks bucket* Daz: 😲 😂😂😂 (I wheezed!) 😂😂😂
This is literally the funniest video I've seen I couldn't even breathe while watching this video And when daz got the milk near to the finish line and the horse kicked the bucket I laughed so hard
After having one of the hardest years of my life, I come back to this gem and laugh my absolute ass off. I'm so glad you're current videos are still this damn funny
I'm just here in my bed in the middle of the night, and I can't stop myself from laughing! I lit cannot breath, and my parents are wondering if i'm dying, im tired, yet I WILL keep watching this.
daz: "just gently grab the bucket" me: "hes going to yeet it" daz: **yeets it** me: **crying until i fall off my bed even though i expected it to happen**
Daz: This might be a game I’m actually good at! *he knocks the bucket over* He’s frozen on complete anger *an ad comes on saying ‘calm down and download this relaxing app’*
*moves bucket* Daz: This is a game I might actually be good at! *bucket flies 10 feet forwards* Daz:Shocked pikachu face Edit: thanks for all the likes!
The last video was removed tonight as I wasn’t happy with it. So I posted this one instead. 😀❤️ I hope you guys enjoy!
No matter what you post I will watch every second of it ❤️
Daz Games
URG so frustrating this one will probably be taken down tomorrow
I love you daz❤️❤️❤️
Ok
I cried with laughter so much 😂😂
I actually haven't laughed this hard for almost a year and I literally couldnt breathe while watching this
Same
me
SAME! XDD
same! 😂😂
Same
“Linda! I’m tickling a t*t!!”
Realizes daughter is home 😒
Lol
😂 😂 😂
Yeah lol
😎😅😂🤣
Daughter: *looks at the door* ..................He's recording again XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
When he screamed “IM GONNA PULL IT OFF” I cackled😂
Me too
Me three 🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂
@Danij'a Woods Fucking same i laughed so hard i did that quiet laugh where you try not to be loud and it makes your back hurt more i laughed for like 10 minutes strait
He hit the 100k likes lol
@@kinnordjhs8694 I know now he has to do the christmas one
His poor daughter tho. “IM TICKLING THE TIT!!!” LMAO I CANT- 😂
“I’m Rubbing Myself In Front Of A Cow” -Daz 2019
69 likes ~ 😏😏😏😏
😏😏😏😏😏🤤🤤🤤😏😏
Thank you for nothing
@Juan Cortez Muro your videos are not funny and stop self promoting the only reason you get views is because people hate you and just comment and leave almost no one likes your videos
@@SoupMagoosh thank you for being a twat
My chest. I feel like I’m battling a stroke while watching this. I can’t stop laughing.
This may be the best description of our humour attacks that we endure, I've heard yet! THE ACCURACY!! XD
I am dieng of laughter
TRYEE I CANOUNTGCNHFCFHXMKHXFFGXJGNX
YES YES YES SAME
Same
Even months after, this still makes me laugh so hard my sides hurt
Even 3 years later it’s one of the funniest videos I’ve seen
@@0yourfriendsteve0Even 4 years after it makes MY sides hurt
“Oh it’s got a head!”
Yes Daz, a cow has a head😂😂😂😂
He liked it 😂😮
Hahahahahahaha your so *funny*
@@WitchKing-Of-Angmar *you're
fBOMB no1 needs grammar corrections on RUclips or videos of you staying up until 12.......
@@lloydethan8xd103 no one uses "no1"
I literally wheezed when he was singing Ariel’s song and the cow kicked the bucket, and the camera zoom made it even better, thank you daz for making my days in quarantine an infinite amount of times better XD
"IM GONNA PULL IT OFF IM GONNA PULL IT OFF!!!!!!!"
8:37
Same mate
I cried laughing
Lol XD
9:00 “ i’m gonna pull it off “ has me actually in tears from laughing
I was saying in my mind stop slow and stedie bc if not she is going to kick it and there it is she kicked it lol
Lol same 😂 😆 😝
I always come to this video whenever I'm having a bad day or whenever I just need a good laugh. This is one of my most favorite videos ❤
Daz: “gently grab the bucket”
Guy: slaps the bucket
Your profile picture it’s HILARIOUS
@@th3yloveana thank you. Daz has been honored in profile picture.
Pretty much me trying to do ANYTHING
LMAO
Dumbledore said calmly
"Why is the tit searching for me?"
-Daz
December 2019
Why did this comment even get likes? It's so just letter like.
That's like a catch phrase
yoongles Trashcan 666TH LIKE- WOA-
@@bernardcooke7285 What am i supposed to do write with NUMBERS?!?!?!
“LET GO OF THE TIT!” If his daughter didn’t have AirPods in I feel sorry for all of the explaining he had to do
Imagine if she was on a call wiv her mate and her friend hears that
@@Dustyquaver I didn't know he has a daughterr
I love how AirPods were barely even a thing during that time
😂😂🙂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Daz: "I'M GONNA MAKE YOU INTO A BURGER"
Vegan Teacher: *starts having a seizure*
what I thought😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣
We need to just show her this whole video
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Bigboitrumpy YES
“This is a game I might actually be good at”
“Spoke too soon”
Dazz,Why is the man milking the cow naked !? Lol
I said that the second before he did
Is that my boy Kirishima in your profile picture?
@@skylarblue1246 yeh
“I’m waving to the cows arse...” Well.. that’s one way to make friends...
lol The greatest way
Lmao that's hilarious😂😂
😂💀
Ass*
I COULDNT BREATHE WHEN YOU SAID “LET GO! LET GO!” 😂😂😂😭❤️
Cloudy._ bailey same😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂xx
i freaking peed 😭👀
Cloudy._ bailey be one with the wind and sky
Same
Same😂😭💀
0:16 from right here. I was losing it, I'm light headed, breathless, and still sobbing laughing 😭
Cow: *kicks bucket thats almost full*
Daz: "im gonna pull it off!"
rk 7 I died when that happened
Malik Creed So did the cow, it kicked the bucket
Daz: *gets milk basically at the finish line*
Cow: *Y E E T*
I lmfao at this part lol
lol he kept yelling "im gonna pull it off"
Daz: “How do I milk a cow?”
Cow: Grab the T E E T
ARMY
@@moonlightmoonlight1198 what?
Is nobody gonna tell him that the cow only kicks when he pulls too hard.
I think he already knew
@@louisebeggs9711 I don't think he did.
He knew that 😂
@@chipmunkbaba8752 *the video tells me otherwise but wtf ever*
@@chipmunkbaba8752 no he didn't, and you know it.
"I've never seen so much white stuff since the boy scout camp" Daz, 2019
Are we not going to talk about how the character is completely naked
Nope
Let's not
🤐🤐🤐
Will...I think Daz noticed some things when looking down😏🤣 the whole video made me wheeze and it hurts cuz im sick as well🤣
I was wondering the exact same thing 😂
Daz: why am I bare foot for this?!
Me: why arr you naked for this?
Shoto
"This a game I may actually be good at!"
Bucket: *Hold my beer.*
Or "Hold my milk"
@@borisweyson1618 yeah
@@borisweyson1618 More like spill my milk
I AM WHEEZING FROM THAT PART
“Just gently grab the bucket”
*slaps bucket*
Daz doesn’t need editing to be funny,he’s just naturally a really funny and nice guy
I have never laughed so hard in my life it literally hurts. I knew the cow was going to kick right as you were at the finish line 🤣😂
IK IM CRYING RN💀💀
Lmfao I know saame!! 😂💯
I’m crying I was like to myself he’s gonna kick it isn’t he
Taylor Cornet literally I’m dyinggggg
SERIOSLY
I seen this like a 1,0000 times already and this is never going to get old
Joni Ishmael this is honestly GOLD
This is gold this is gold 😂😂
Same I watch this over and over again because it's so hilarious!🤣
Same I can’t stop I rolled off my bed in laughter
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆
Joni Ishmael same here I’ve showed it to everyone ik
Me: just laying in bed
Also me: physically shaking from laughter and making unexplainable noises
Same 🙂😂😂
lol thats soo true
lol same im dieing
Same eventhough how hard I'm trying not to laugh I've been up since midnight and is gonna be 7am soon.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same
This has to be one of the most funniest Daz videos
“This might be a game I’m actually good at”
*yeets the bucket away*
“Spoke to soon”
Taehyung is de best so fuck off haters **screams at ur user name😍**
ARMY
MOONLIGHT MOONLIGHT
A
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M
Y
O
M
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I lost it there 😂😂
Am a boy army
Who was laughing so hard you couldn’t breath 😂
me bahaha
Me my mom screamed at me to shut up
Most likes I've got .....
4.. 😆😆😆
Me😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭
sinead Russell 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😭😭
CRYING 😂
"I'd you're happy and you know it clap your hands!"
*Silent clap*
*marshmallow clap*
this might be the funniest video i have ever watched in my entire life. i have been absolutely dying and have tears streaming down my face and the video isn’t over yet 😭🤣thank you daz for not only being my favorite creator but favorite person🖤🤣😭
“I’m going to bed... stay dazzling.. *angry HA*” 😂😂
Daz : *godly singing*
the cow : Im about to ruin this mans whole career
Daz: i hate you cow I don't like you cow!!
The cow: .-. *kicks the bucket
daz after: *IM GONNA P U L L I T O F F*
@@smoke.agency *I D O N T L I K E U C O W !!!*
Yes😂
He was singing like Ariel but better😂😂
“This is a game I might actually be good at”
Bucket: *ACTUALLY*
Phoebe 101 subbed 2 u
Louie Hill -_- thank you 😊
Phoebe 101 sure can you back
Let’s just be grateful that Daz spends 2 hours doing this and the editing just for us to have 14 mins of laughter
His daughter hearing all of this just sitting there like: 👁👄👁
👁️👄👁️👍🏻
Un original
😂😂😂
His daughter: so this is why i have no friends.🙂🔫:-|
LMAO
*Daz’s daughter walks in*
*They talk*
*She leaves*
2 seconds later: *flips off cow* “this is what I think of you, cow”
time?
@@زاندر 3:35
Abrianna Hall Thanks
I was laughing so hard, I couldn’t breathe and I cried after😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
Daz: “What’s up? You got a milk to cow!”. 12:34
😂🤣
"I NEED AN OLD PRIEST AND A YOUNG PRIEST!!" I'm dyyyying 😂
"..AND A BUCKET"
I was wheezing so hard- that I actually sounded like a tea kettle-
Same I sound like todoroki's tea kettle xD
Lol
Amen...
TEA PARTY
@@TiredOfEverythingTBH todoroki♥️🤍 is typing...
“If you’re happy and you want a bucket clap your hands”😂😂
Pov: your trying to milk a cow but your high. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Been there, done that. This is funnier than milking a cow when high lmao
“This is game i might actually be good at!” *slaps bucket away*
I actually laughed so hard at this
Same lol
I read that right as that happened lol
no one:
not a soul:
no one at all:
daz: *interprets ariel whilst milking a cow*
I COULDNT BREATH WHEN HE WAS PULLING THE COWS TIT AND IT KEPT MOOING 😭😭
Sameeeee
ME TOO IM LITERALLY CRYING ITS 3AM IM MEANT TO BE QUIET
Dad face at 8:56 just explains the whole video in one look
"IM GONNA PULL IT OFF" has me dead🤣🤣🤣
Fr fr💀
The human body has 7 trillion nerves and that cow got on every single one of his😂😂😂
Lilli .baehartt he has over 7 trillion nerves but the cow manages to get on his very last
“I don’t think I’ve ever been more annoyed in my life”
*flashbacks to cooking simulator*
These toes aren’t gonna suck themselves quality name!😂
Army?
I love your username😭🤣😭🤣
•ɾҽեɾօ ժɾҽɑʍ• you know it ✌️
丂イム刀_刀乇刀ム yeah, it’s pretty sick. I’d like to say the same for yours but I can’t read it... sorry
YOUR USERNAME 💀
Daz yelling at a cow is the funniest thing every
My dad came in when daz said "I'll spank it with a bucket until the milk comes out" I thought I was gonna get grounded but he just started laughing
Jeebus Crust
@@constantconfusion4199 ikr
lmao my dad would me like 😀
👁👄👁👍🏻
My dad only speaks Arabic
@@chocolatebakes1473 lucky he wouldn't be able to understand it
I feel SO bad for his daughter having to hear “IM GONNA PULL IT OFF.”
Moonlight Productions I’m pretty sure screaming “GRAB TGE TIT” is a lot worse
Or "I’M TICKLING THE TIT!"
Moonlight Productions you mean Linda?
@@stephineheart8394 that's his daughter
Stephine Heart he has a daughter called Sarah
Daz: *this is a game I might actually be good at*
Drops the bucket
Bucket: *YEET*
Daz, just wanted to let you know that I haven’t laughed this much for 5 years and I love your content so so much you were literally the reason I kept going when I was struggling and I hope you know how amazing you are.
i choked on a kitkat when mans was screaming: “IM GONNA PULL IT OFF”
Omg i almost died laughing when he said that
I couldn't breath for mins
" just gently grab the bucket ( slaps the bucket ) "
Me: " that wasn't gentle Daz "😂😂😂
I absolutely died when Sarah came in and Daz just goes “ il explain later “ 😆
Omg daz’s humor is so natural, he just makes me laugh so hard and so much. He’s absolutely DAZZLING 🤩🥰❤️😂
I was 5 minutes into this and i was already dieing of laughter 😂😂😂😂
Sameee
Same lol
Dying
dying**
*Gets close to finishing this nightmare of a game*
Daz: "Yes!" *starts singing a heavenly melody*
Cow: "Moo!" *kicks bucket*
Daz: 😲
😂😂😂 (I wheezed!) 😂😂😂
Daz: *surprised pikachu face*
funny thing is pretty sure more than half of us knew the cow was gonna kick it at that moment.
He started singing it too soon! xD I was just waiting for the kick to kick in.
@@cosmosprayer lol ikr
Daz: IM GONNA PULL IT OFF
“at this point I’m just ruining my daughters life.”
This is literally the funniest video I've seen I couldn't even breathe while watching this video
And when daz got the milk near to the finish line and the horse kicked the bucket I laughed so hard
Daz:you didn’t hear what I was saying
Sarah:yeah…
Daz:great!
And then tells her she prob wants to put her ear pods in, lol!!! 🤣🤣🤣
“Why am I barefoot”
Am I the only one wondering why he’s naked though?
Ikr😂
Lol 🤣🤣🤣😺Ik🤣🤣🤣
Oh no ur not
Probably some weird new kink
Is it just me or was there a black hole in between his legs
Day:“This is a game I might actually be good at”
Throws bucket
Me:dying and my mother thinking if I’m ok 😂😂
After having one of the hardest years of my life, I come back to this gem and laugh my absolute ass off. I'm so glad you're current videos are still this damn funny
I'm just here in my bed in the middle of the night, and I can't stop myself from laughing! I lit cannot breath, and my parents are wondering if i'm dying, im tired, yet I WILL keep watching this.
Same
Same my family are all in bed and it 2 am
Zoe Green...#HANDSIMULATOR!!!...
🤣 I'm sorry! 🤣
its 2 in the morning and I have the same struggle!!!!
@@hazelphotography7344 it so hard not to laugh though lol
i have literally never laughed so hard i wheezed like actually i’ve never wheezed before i started crying from laughing so hard 🤣
Chewy The Wolf :3 same omg tears were coming out of my eyes😂🤣
Me too.
Some
Oh my god saaaammme my eyes were poring with tears of laughter lol
I can’t listen to daz without dying
Sorry I had to leave because my parents said I was laughing to hard
I was so scared I was gonna wake my parents up
Lorelei Ginger same
Like same
I always watch RUclips when my parents are sleeping and I was so scared I was going to wake than up so I duck taped my mouth
Dude, I’m watching this at fuckin 3 am, and my sister is trying to sleep RIGHT next to me
I have only recently begun watching Dax play games… this is some of the funniest content I have seen in a very long time.
daz: "just gently grab the bucket"
me: "hes going to yeet it"
daz: **yeets it**
me: **crying until i fall off my bed even though i expected it to happen**
@la mouffette lol learn how to word your Secntances before you hate
@@sharkzz0 learn how to spell sentences before you try to correct someones grammar
@la mouffette how whould you know?
Legit what I did
why did i read ur comment on the moment he said it.. that’s creepy loll
“Yeah maybe just put your AirPods in for an hour”
“This is a game I might actually be good at”
1 second later: *throws bucket to another country*
I was reading this and one second later he said it
1:52 are we not gonna talk about how he perfectly flipped the bucket
Daz: Oh look this game isn't so bad
*Bucket gets thrown*
Daz: *Loses all hope*
This is the hardest I’ve laughed all 2019 because of this video I almost pissed my pants
“STOP! Not *that* low!”
And
*”STOP SPANKING THINGS!”*
Are lines that could be dangerously abused...
Big sad...
Lol
Wdym? (what do you mean?) I don’t get what you mean by ‘abused’.
Becca Davis ...used in different circumstances, you’ll get it one day XD
0:45 WHY IS THE T*T LOOKING FOR ME AAHHSHSHSHS I AM CRYING
Daz: This might be a game I’m actually good at!
*he knocks the bucket over*
He’s frozen on complete anger
*an ad comes on saying ‘calm down and download this relaxing app’*
UNDERRATEDDEED
🤣🤣🤣🤣
SAME
Wow, that's just perfect xD
😂😂😂
XD “uh.. maybe, put your EarPods in, for the next hour… this is gonna be a ride…”😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ikr 😂
“Maybe put your EarPods in for the next hour...it’s gonna be a ride”
HI!?!?
I’m bout to ride
My mum is gonna kill me cuz of how hard I'm laughing😂. Daz really helps me through hard times I haven't laughed like this in such a long time
This should just be called “14 minutes of Daz wanting to kill a cow”
haha 😄🤣🤣
Ya
: (
-AminA- omg yes
Hiiiii
Daz: almost reaches line
Cow: aw yes, let the yeeting commence
So funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I swear there are so much comments that are litterally this funny but the just get like 5 or 10 likes but they need to be like 3.6k or 8.0k
Daz: I have to get my milk- Not my milk * starts laughing*
Me: * is dying on the floor* I’m literally going to choke on air right now
Am I going to have to preform cpr? I went to a medical class for a week so I know my way around cpr 😒
That's ok I almost chocked on a burger ring AKA chip
5:06 to 5:26 was the best 20 seconds of my life
I WAS ABOUT TO DIE!!
I'm trying to keep myself from laughing cause everyone is asleep
BRO SAme
Same here it’s 4:00AM in Canada right now XD
Omg same-
Same
Same bro
“IM GOING TO PULL IT OFF”
Daz 2019
the witch of Thorn hill
*moves bucket*
Daz: This is a game I might actually be good at!
*bucket flies 10 feet forwards*
Daz:Shocked pikachu face Edit: thanks for all the likes!
I don't think I have ever laughed SO HARD in my LIFE! XD I CANT BREATHE
“Pick it up Daz!
“PUT IT DOWN DAZ!”
*Mixed messages*
@Ràiny_ Skíes nope ^-^
my mom thinks I'm insane because I laughed silently for 20 minutes before I could catch my breath
Sameee
Same😂😂
Same
Same
Same
5:09
Me: omg wtf is happening 😂
The look on Daz’s face was priceless 😂
I laughed so hard, I coughed and hurt myself. That’s how funny das is.