"I just remember dressing as a clown and feeding people into the garbage disposal." -Andy accidentally recounting his weekend instead of talking about the game.
Fun fact, he doesn't actually suffer from any genetic disposition to baldness. He, instead, shaves his head and body, as those can be left in a crime scene. You can see this in Absolution, and its shown that a 47 can grow hair because his fellow clone, who is in the new Hitman: No Subtitle, has facial and head hair.
Jane: "What's your secret?" Andy: "Uhh, just because I'm always up against Mike." They didn't tell us Andy would finish the video with a brutal hit too
Mike _did_ propose some non-explosive elimination methods in this video, so it wouldn't _all_ be explosions. ...But Michael Bay's Hitman could also be neat.
Diana : "Hello 47. Your target today is William Robinson III, a world famous billionaire playboy sports car collector with secret ties to the South American drug cartels. He is hosting a large scale party showing off his collection of sports cars. There will be plenty of witnesses and he is always surrounded by at least two body guards at all times. Careful planning and tactics is required. *sighs *Oh who am I kidding, here's your usual arsenal of 10 portable explosives and detonators. Just try not to get any innocent civilians killed this time?"
WatchMojo: Uploads "Best Hitman Kills" Wow, they're running out of ideas, aren't they? Outside Xbox: Uploads "Best Hitman Kills" I love Oxbox content, always so unique I feel no shame
Asher Rwakiseeta Oxbox just has that certain je ne sais quoi that mojo lacks. I assume most people dont watch oxbox strictly for the type of content but for the way they convey it to us... also british voices and that chill music that always plays in the "Lobby"
47 is the luckiest guy ever. How many times is the target going to be near someone he looks enough like to impersonate? How often do his targets walk into obviously dangerous situations out of panic? Its almost like he is an agent of the Grim Reaper.
Actually color blind people CAN see the colors red and green, as well as yellow, which is why traffic lights have those colors. I learned this the hard way.
Agent 46.5 Red/green colorblindness *is* the most common type of colorblindness, but it means shades of red and green look grey. The colorblind memorize the orders of color on stoplights and navigate according to which light is lit, not what color it is. I used to use a colorblindness app to see how I or different toys looked to my dog, and the new perspective was pretty entertaining. Check it out!
I have colorblindness (not that kind) and red/green colorblindness is the most common form, affecting up to 8% of men and almost 1% of women. People with this form of colorblindness often memorize the Red, Yellow, Green from top to bottom pattern on traffic lights. Most people assume people with partial colorblindness see the colors as shades of gray, but that's not really accurate. At least in most cases, it's a sort of blurring of the colors to look like other colors, and for a lot of us we can tell that a color is blue, for example, despite being colorblind to it, but we often can't differentiate between different shades of blue. To me, blue, purple, and sometimes green look mostly the same.
Now that they have completed all 3 of the trilogy, I feel we REALLY need another one of these, maybe in the style of a "What happens next" kind of thing with either their funny mishaps, or kill methods!
I like how at 8:53, that scientist sees his boss get killed by the chair and he doesn't even respond or emote or react. He seems more inconvenienced by the whole thing like it wasn't the first time this happened like "Great, the chair killed another person, it's the 4th time this week"
@Daylon Prochaska Actually, he said that a good while after the arms moved and started digging into his chest. The guy was screaming at them that the chair shouldn't be activated now, and he was "... Wait, what's going on??"
Jane: "What's your secret?" Andy: "Uhh, just because I'm always up against Mike." Oh my sweet summer child. If he only knew...............if he only knew.
Fire paste is a real product. Often sold in toothpaste tubes. It's used for helping to start campfires during less than ideal conditions. Squirt some on a log and it catches fire much easier.
Oh I don’t know. Sometimes I write af because it’s much quicker and won’t need to be censored. Admittedly I don’t say “af” vocally though. Mostly just when I’m lazy when typing or writing.
That first one actually did happen to Brandon Lee, during the filming of The Crow, when- long story short- a bullet head got stuck in the barrel of the gun before the blank round was fired at him. And Michael Masse; who fired it, was indeed traumatized by Brandon's death. So much so, that he underwent therapy for a year and did no work at all during that time. To this day, he still hasn't seen the movie. Also, why is that lady wearing shoes in the pool?
Really late, I know but a while ago a friend lent me his Hitman 2 game to encourage me to try it for a bit. Being primarily a RPG player I didn’t really take to it. Didn’t understand the plot. Gave it back when he requested it: I mean I did do the big house on a stormy beach and racetrack levels. I did try. But then I really discovered Outside Xbox’s 3 ways to play. And I realised I’d been far too impatient and direct with my kills. So I borrowed Hitman 2 again just for a couple of days and ran the Miami racetrack mission as intended. One got done in her physical. The other inspecting his own machine. And I enjoyed it. So I returned Hitman 2 as agreed and bought the definitive version of Hitman 1. I’m going to try to understand from the beginning. Did the tutorial as instructed, then found emetic poison on the training ship, served it to “Ritter” then followed him into the bathroom and “drowned” him in the toilet water. (Good acting on his part. ICA should give “Ritter” a bonus.”) In the airport hangar test simulation I tried to climb up the fence using the boxes stacked near it but that seems to be a Hitman 2 thing so instead I subdued the guy in the check box building and put his uniform on. Got inside but my victim was found and woken up since I didn’t kill. Presumably he was given a new uniform too because he was back on duty by the time I returned. I replaced a mechanic and hid his body. Tampered with the time eject system on the jet and got my targe to “test” it and go flying. I’m assuming his flight suit was designed to protect the actor as he smashed through the glass roof or got generous payouts for injuries received. And I’m sure didn’t disable the parachute system since the victim was an actor. If the mission was real then sure 47 would have rigged both. Either way I had lots of fun and I can’t wait to see what awaits me in Paris tonight!
@@mikoto7693 When killing the guy in the tutorial with the ejector seat Diana says something along the lines of “good thing his parachute isn’t disabled”. I’m pretty sure this is the only way to eliminate him where the actor doesn’t die. I think when you do stuff to the actors it’s real cuz when you choke out the mechanic in the mission story Diana says “Be gentle, he’s an actor”
*J:* Oh! Shoot that guy! *M:* Why? *J:* I dunno, he looks... evil-y. *M:* ...okay! [One fiery bloodbath later] *J:* Okay, just hide from the super-mooks in that bin there. Stay there for like a week and eventually they'll forget about the 40 innocents you murdered with a stolen jet! *M:* Oh look, an exploding bust!
Ok, I'm crazy late but that's Tosca at the opera, which is perfect. Both the character who checks the body (Tosca) and the actor playing her expect it to have been a fake execution, but it turns out she was tricked and it was real... in the play and irl. The layers of irony there are amazing. 10/10 Hitman, I clearly have to play that game.
Man I love hitman, I can't decide what my favorite is, Silent assassin has such an iconic soundtrack and it was so much fun, while contracts was dark and brutal and my first hitman game, and blood money was when I started getting addicted and started becoming a super fanboy
@d R Played it, and I'm just deeming it as a series of missions that 47 did, yet would gladly prefer not to remember. Either that, or broad strokes canon for good reason (some events and characters did happen and exist, others don't).
I cannot get over how great the DJ kill in Berlin is, where you drop the bass so hard it electrocutes two targets and then plays a club remix of the Hitman theme
4:04 wait, isn't Dexter the name of the Cowboy bigwig in the Hokkaido level of "Hitman 2: No Subtitle Either"? Is that his laboratory? The continuity in this franchise is amazing.
That was interesting. It's funny to see how in older Hitman games no NPC reacts to what's happening until the body drops. xD Some guy's head burning, something heavy and highly suspicious falls down the chimney, and they just stand there... watching. You could do YOUR Hitman kills next, guys. That should be pretty funny.
I can't believe 47 had the guts to sabotage the bald cure. That could've been him, rubbing the stuff on his head and going 'please work, please work.' You know that's the one kill that's gonna haunt him for life, because what if it worked and he came along and ruined it? Also, Mike has some damn good ideas for a Hitman game! The korean bbq should so be a thing.
I love how Mike in the very last, just about almost got it right, in a game that he is now virtually guessing in that he never played!........ all because Mike knows his explosions
Okay, last kill, the one from contracts. No idea, never played it, here's my guess before watching... 47 replaces the wine that guy asks for with gasoline, so that when the target drinks it, he then does a spit-take, spraying the gasoline onto the fire which then backdrafts him right in the face. Watching... Aww. How disappointingly mundane.
I'm impressed with how Mike's score was close to the meticulous Andy's. It's intriguing that even though their methods vary, their minds are almost the same. :O
my headcannon for the unlikely falls is that we only see the missions where 47 gets lucky. we dont see the times he drugs someone and all their friends band together to get them home safely or they get badly burned but survive and dont leap into a sharks gob. you only get the news while the camera rolls
Surely someone would be like "Uhhh Sir, that is supposed to be green. I better examine it". *examines it* "Guess what Boss, turned out that prototype baldness cure was tainted with fire paste. Whew! Boy did we dodge a bullet there yea?"
I knew what was gonna happen when he pulled out that coin - it's what's used in the Silent Assassin speedrun for the game, which everyone should watch because it's absolutely amazing.
So with the coin ceiling kill, my question is how did it not happen sooner? A window that fragile would have surely been broken already, like if they were playing heads or tails or if two-face came over to visit. That is hilariously ridiculous.
Actually I think it is a glitch (maybe you already knew and were being sarcastic). This glitch has however gotten pretty known to Blood Money player by virtue of being one of the favored kills for speedrunner on that mission.
Y’know, for all the crap Andy, the poll, and several comments are giving Mike’s chances of winning, this one was actually really close. Mike was just 1/4 of a point behind Andy at the end. If he’d just used the knowledge from that Sapienza clip, he'd've actually won this one. It’s a real shame.
You should do one of these for your "3 Ways to Play" Hitman No Subtitle. You could compete to see who could remember which kills---maybe Luke or Ellen could host so that all three of you could compete?
So, Andy. You say hitman players are scary people and their minds work in interesting ways. And you say you're a very good hitman player. WHAT DOES THAT TELL US?!
gotta love that iconic Hitman heavy breathing in blood money...used to freak me out when I hid in wardrobes because it made it seem like someone else was in there with me
You know what would make an awesome special kill, and that I think that Mike would approve of as well? Sodium metal. When in contact with water, it produces hydrogen gas and heat, and eventually explodes, sending showers of molten metal everywhere! Just give it to Mike on a Hitman mission and watch the fireworks...
Am I the only who noticed how nonchalant that guard was as he watched Dr. Valentine run off the walkway? A guy runs by him, his head en fuego, tips over a banister, falls to his doom, and the guard just kind of reacts like "Oh. ...Meh. Oh, well."
16:07 The reason the glass broke is because of the clink sound of the coin, I looked up the internet that it *is* possible to break glass with a high enough resonance and because of the high resonance from the coin clink, the glass shattered and cut everyone inside the room
I just realized the best part of this channel is how normally they speak. They don't sound like psychotic versions of Muppet game show hosts. Well, that and they really know their games, so all the information is subjective. I did this thing in a game once, I love this game because of an experience I had. I, I, I first person. But seriously the normal speech.
To be fair I don't think they NEEDED to fall off stuff while on fire to die. I think the game was just trying to save you the minute or so it'd take them to burn to death.
"I just remember dressing as a clown and feeding people into the garbage disposal." -Andy accidentally recounting his weekend instead of talking about the game.
@@aerenofgondor Don't go full Mike! NEVER go full Mike!
Notice that he slipped up a little at around 21:00 -- Hitman Champion "in the game, *and in real life*, and in quizzes..."
You know what's ironic? The only accident kill that involved a giant explosion, Mike didn't get.
If they were to let Mike design a Hitman level, I'm sure it would be a blast.
like literally
Nice one :)
*(That was the joke, Evan*)
Captain Evan "Obvious" Novandyanta.
Sky fucking HIIIGH!!! YEAH!
I can sense the conflict in Agent 47 from contaminating a potential cure for baldness.
Fun fact, he doesn't actually suffer from any genetic disposition to baldness. He, instead, shaves his head and body, as those can be left in a crime scene. You can see this in Absolution, and its shown that a 47 can grow hair because his fellow clone, who is in the new Hitman: No Subtitle, has facial and head hair.
@@rightwingofthenuthouse actually ort meiyer when he made 47 thought hair was a waste of chromosomes so he skipped it but he does have facial hair
If baldness is cured, he becomes more conspicuous. This cure cannot be allowed to succeed.
Jane: "What's your secret?"
Andy: "Uhh, just because I'm always up against Mike."
They didn't tell us Andy would finish the video with a brutal hit too
That's how you Hitman: watching Mike's every move, taking notes, and making sure you *never* do the same thing! lol
Mike: "...that's probably what I'd do if I were on hallucinogenic drugs"
Jane: *nervous laugh*
Jane's Mind: "Only one way to test that theory!"
I want to play a Hitman game where all the levels and special elimination methods are designed by Mike.
Timothy McLean I'm pretty sure that would look like a Michael Bay movie.
Mike _did_ propose some non-explosive elimination methods in this video, so it wouldn't _all_ be explosions.
...But Michael Bay's Hitman could also be neat.
Diana : "Hello 47. Your target today is William Robinson III, a world famous billionaire playboy sports car collector with secret ties to the South American drug cartels. He is hosting a large scale party showing off his collection of sports cars. There will be plenty of witnesses and he is always surrounded by at least two body guards at all times. Careful planning and tactics is required. *sighs *Oh who am I kidding, here's your usual arsenal of 10 portable explosives and detonators. Just try not to get any innocent civilians killed this time?"
I would buy the game just to play that.
Timothy McLean yeah
WatchMojo: Uploads "Best Hitman Kills"
Wow, they're running out of ideas, aren't they?
Outside Xbox: Uploads "Best Hitman Kills"
I love Oxbox content, always so unique
I feel no shame
Well admittedly one big difference is in the way they go about doing them. Feels much more personal and friendly with Oxbox.
Asher Rwakiseeta Oxbox just has that certain je ne sais quoi that mojo lacks. I assume most people dont watch oxbox strictly for the type of content but for the way they convey it to us... also british voices and that chill music that always plays in the "Lobby"
Asher Rwakiseeta at least OxBox has lovable personalities.
lol
Wait... you don't think they make these episodes in one day, right?
47 is the luckiest guy ever. How many times is the target going to be near someone he looks enough like to impersonate? How often do his targets walk into obviously dangerous situations out of panic? Its almost like he is an agent of the Grim Reaper.
Aaron maybe he is
His fake name is tobias reaper soooo
@@scgamesonline7771 Isn’t that a reference to how similar he is to the grim reaper though?
5:27 Apparently, the scientist can't tell the difference between red and green.
Which is actually a fairly common type of colour blindness.
Actually color blind people CAN see the colors red and green, as well as yellow, which is why traffic lights have those colors.
I learned this the hard way.
Agent 46.5 there are different types of colorblind genius
Yes, but I think the type I mentioned is by far the most common. Not sure on that though.
Agent 46.5
Red/green colorblindness *is* the most common type of colorblindness, but it means shades of red and green look grey. The colorblind memorize the orders of color on stoplights and navigate according to which light is lit, not what color it is.
I used to use a colorblindness app to see how I or different toys looked to my dog, and the new perspective was pretty entertaining. Check it out!
I have colorblindness (not that kind) and red/green colorblindness is the most common form, affecting up to 8% of men and almost 1% of women. People with this form of colorblindness often memorize the Red, Yellow, Green from top to bottom pattern on traffic lights.
Most people assume people with partial colorblindness see the colors as shades of gray, but that's not really accurate. At least in most cases, it's a sort of blurring of the colors to look like other colors, and for a lot of us we can tell that a color is blue, for example, despite being colorblind to it, but we often can't differentiate between different shades of blue. To me, blue, purple, and sometimes green look mostly the same.
Now that they have completed all 3 of the trilogy, I feel we REALLY need another one of these, maybe in the style of a "What happens next" kind of thing with either their funny mishaps, or kill methods!
I wish they did the easter egg in absolution in the desert where if you shoot all the birds the guy gets run over by a random ice cream truck
I like how at 8:53, that scientist sees his boss get killed by the chair and he doesn't even respond or emote or react. He seems more inconvenienced by the whole thing like it wasn't the first time this happened like "Great, the chair killed another person, it's the 4th time this week"
"I never liked him anyway."
"Great, NOW who is going to sign my paychecks?"
Nice
@Daylon Prochaska Actually, he said that a good while after the arms moved and started digging into his chest. The guy was screaming at them that the chair shouldn't be activated now, and he was "... Wait, what's going on??"
Jane: Andy, what's your secret.
Andy: Well, I'm always up against Mike.
Dang, savage.
Jane: "What's your secret?"
Andy: "Uhh, just because I'm always up against Mike."
Oh my sweet summer child. If he only knew...............if he only knew.
*laughs in Ghost Mode*
I lost it at "Why do we even have this chair?" XDXDXD
you are scary people... says the guy who spent half an episode dressed as a scarecrow murdering everyone from a cross, Andy!
agent 47 makes a killing from being a hitman
dekkubo boo that was beautiful, puns give me life
i dont know if you`re being sarcastic but thank you anyway
No serriously, you had me dying of laughter ;)
Awesome, im glad that i made someone laugh with my puns :) it is a blessing and a curse,
You slayed him!
Fire paste is a real product. Often sold in toothpaste tubes. It's used for helping to start campfires during less than ideal conditions. Squirt some on a log and it catches fire much easier.
Right, but how does it help me with growing my hair back?
Well, they say (incorrectly) hair still grows after death.
I write my name with it and burn it, looks epic af
...then you type "af" and void all adult conversation.
Oh I don’t know. Sometimes I write af because it’s much quicker and won’t need to be censored.
Admittedly I don’t say “af” vocally though. Mostly just when I’m lazy when typing or writing.
That first one actually did happen to Brandon Lee, during the filming of The Crow, when- long story short- a bullet head got stuck in the barrel of the gun before the blank round was fired at him. And Michael Masse; who fired it, was indeed traumatized by Brandon's death. So much so, that he underwent therapy for a year and did no work at all during that time. To this day, he still hasn't seen the movie.
Also, why is that lady wearing shoes in the pool?
JStryker47 Thank you for that long, traumatic comment. And then a question about shoes in the pool. I feel conflicted now
JStryker47 poor guy
And dead guy
Why are shoes so weird when someone's in a suit? It seems very suspicious.
"I love how still and not breathing the guy is acting"
"What's your secret, Andy?" "Mike is worse than I am."
Fair enough, Andy. Gotta know your strengths. Even if that strength is your co-host's weakness.
Guy runs past with his head on fire: onlookers aren't that bothered. Guy jumps off balcony: Why!? Oh the humanity!
JaeCuda I bet the fire thing happens more often than we think
If Andy had lost a Hitman quiz to Mike, he'd never have been able to live that down.
RetepAdam I see what you did there.
Andy's Balcony Double Kill should have been in this. Most impressive thing I've ever seen.
What video is that? Because I can't remember.
@@ahmedmoustafa6550 it was one of the Paris ones, for hitman no subtitle
Really late, I know but a while ago a friend lent me his Hitman 2 game to encourage me to try it for a bit. Being primarily a RPG player I didn’t really take to it. Didn’t understand the plot. Gave it back when he requested it: I mean I did do the big house on a stormy beach and racetrack levels. I did try.
But then I really discovered Outside Xbox’s 3 ways to play. And I realised I’d been far too impatient and direct with my kills.
So I borrowed Hitman 2 again just for a couple of days and ran the Miami racetrack mission as intended. One got done in her physical. The other inspecting his own machine. And I enjoyed it.
So I returned Hitman 2 as agreed and bought the definitive version of Hitman 1. I’m going to try to understand from the beginning.
Did the tutorial as instructed, then found emetic poison on the training ship, served it to “Ritter” then followed him into the bathroom and “drowned” him in the toilet water. (Good acting on his part. ICA should give “Ritter” a bonus.”)
In the airport hangar test simulation I tried to climb up the fence using the boxes stacked near it but that seems to be a Hitman 2 thing so instead I subdued the guy in the check box building and put his uniform on. Got inside but my victim was found and woken up since I didn’t kill. Presumably he was given a new uniform too because he was back on duty by the time I returned.
I replaced a mechanic and hid his body. Tampered with the time eject system on the jet and got my targe to “test” it and go flying.
I’m assuming his flight suit was designed to protect the actor as he smashed through the glass roof or got generous payouts for injuries received. And I’m sure didn’t disable the parachute system since the victim was an actor. If the mission was real then sure 47 would have rigged both.
Either way I had lots of fun and I can’t wait to see what awaits me in Paris tonight!
@@mikoto7693 Good luck!
@@mikoto7693 When killing the guy in the tutorial with the ejector seat Diana says something along the lines of “good thing his parachute isn’t disabled”. I’m pretty sure this is the only way to eliminate him where the actor doesn’t die. I think when you do stuff to the actors it’s real cuz when you choke out the mechanic in the mission story Diana says “Be gentle, he’s an actor”
I love these quiz episodes. They should do more of these.
Hypothetical situation here but what if Mike was Agent 47 and Jane was his handler? Could you begin to imagine how many explosions they'd cause?
*J:* Oh! Shoot that guy!
*M:* Why?
*J:* I dunno, he looks... evil-y.
*M:* ...okay!
[One fiery bloodbath later]
*J:* Okay, just hide from the super-mooks in that bin there. Stay there for like a week and eventually they'll forget about the 40 innocents you murdered with a stolen jet!
*M:* Oh look, an exploding bust!
@@incognitoburrito6020 rofl
Ok, I'm crazy late but that's Tosca at the opera, which is perfect. Both the character who checks the body (Tosca) and the actor playing her expect it to have been a fake execution, but it turns out she was tricked and it was real... in the play and irl. The layers of irony there are amazing. 10/10 Hitman, I clearly have to play that game.
11:45 I love how his mind always goes to explosions
Alec Baldwin giving that opera scene a whole new "vibe".
Did Andy just admit to being an actual IRL hitman?
Man I love hitman, I can't decide what my favorite is, Silent assassin has such an iconic soundtrack and it was so much fun, while contracts was dark and brutal and my first hitman game, and blood money was when I started getting addicted and started becoming a super fanboy
BTW I got all of them right except the absolution ones because I just didn't care to finish it
@@gabbys5739 Absolution is absolutely (no pun intended) the worst Hitman game ever.
@Lex Bright Raven To each his/her own, I guess.
@d R Played it, and I'm just deeming it as a series of missions that 47 did, yet would gladly prefer not to remember.
Either that, or broad strokes canon for good reason (some events and characters did happen and exist, others don't).
Getting an actor to shoot another actor with a prop gun that turned out to be a real gun hits a LITTLE close to home now...
I cannot get over how great the DJ kill in Berlin is, where you drop the bass so hard it electrocutes two targets and then plays a club remix of the Hitman theme
I wish I could hitman like that. Granted it would be easier if the agency gave me an actual gun. That extra 0.5 really makes a difference to them.
Agent 46.5 😂
aww man you changed your name
Stop, drop and rollOH NO SHARKS!
The first kill is a Alec Baldwin simulator
There are two ways you can deal with baldness;
Dr. Valentine, or Agent 47.
"In the game, in real life AND in quizzes"? Hmm.
Also I really want to know Mike's reaction to that zing/ burn at the end.
8:50 - That guy is just like standing behind him, not even reacting XD
The doc doesn't think anything of the guy getting his chest getting drilled LUL
Another day at work! :D
Right, Doc?...
...
Doc??
4:04 wait, isn't Dexter the name of the Cowboy bigwig in the Hokkaido level of "Hitman 2: No Subtitle Either"?
Is that his laboratory? The continuity in this franchise is amazing.
That was interesting. It's funny to see how in older Hitman games no NPC reacts to what's happening until the body drops. xD Some guy's head burning, something heavy and highly suspicious falls down the chimney, and they just stand there... watching.
You could do YOUR Hitman kills next, guys. That should be pretty funny.
TardisCoreST ii
I am glad that this video is good
because generally videos like this are really *hit* and miss
ughh
what a ba(l)d pun
KILL THEM!!!
7:52 - How prophetic. Now Mike *has* made Hitman levels.
I love when Dr Valentine's head catches fire the lab technician to his left is like "Yeah, whatever, I never liked you anyway."
I can't believe 47 had the guts to sabotage the bald cure. That could've been him, rubbing the stuff on his head and going 'please work, please work.' You know that's the one kill that's gonna haunt him for life, because what if it worked and he came along and ruined it? Also, Mike has some damn good ideas for a Hitman game! The korean bbq should so be a thing.
whoever designs the hitman assassinations is an evil genius
I love how Mike in the very last, just about almost got it right, in a game that he is now virtually guessing in that he never played!........ all because Mike knows his explosions
dude your coworker was just killed by a murder chair, why are you not suspicious of the guy by the controls
Okay, last kill, the one from contracts. No idea, never played it, here's my guess before watching...
47 replaces the wine that guy asks for with gasoline, so that when the target drinks it, he then does a spit-take, spraying the gasoline onto the fire which then backdrafts him right in the face.
Watching...
Aww. How disappointingly mundane.
Without watching it first, I'm gonna guess Andy wins the quiz. Murderous people think alike.
That explains why Jane didn't participate
Need to keep things fair
TBF He only won by a quarter of a point. lol
And basically just becouse Andy played contracts and Mike didn't.
Thanks for the fire paste clip.
It really helped when I first played through Absolution.
I'm impressed with how Mike's score was close to the meticulous Andy's. It's intriguing that even though their methods vary, their minds are almost the same. :O
Doctor AI: *falls over balcony*
Guard AI on the left: *continues to keep watch, undisturbed*
I really wanted Mike to win, just to see Andys face.
"I think you'd notice the difference right? It'd be a lot heavier, and more... real." Alec Baldwin would beg to differ
my headcannon for the unlikely falls is that we only see the missions where 47 gets lucky. we dont see the times he drugs someone and all their friends band together to get them home safely or they get badly burned but survive and dont leap into a sharks gob. you only get the news while the camera rolls
Montage idea:Hitman: Greatest 'Hits' Collection.
Yeah I know, I'll go back in my corner now.
Surely someone would be like "Uhhh Sir, that is supposed to be green. I better examine it". *examines it* "Guess what Boss, turned out that prototype baldness cure was tainted with fire paste. Whew! Boy did we dodge a bullet there yea?"
I knew what was gonna happen when he pulled out that coin - it's what's used in the Silent Assassin speedrun for the game, which everyone should watch because it's absolutely amazing.
A lot of these accidental kills are like something out of Final Destination.
So with the coin ceiling kill, my question is how did it not happen sooner? A window that fragile would have surely been broken already, like if they were playing heads or tails or if two-face came over to visit. That is hilariously ridiculous.
Actually I think it is a glitch (maybe you already knew and were being sarcastic). This glitch has however gotten pretty known to Blood Money player by virtue of being one of the favored kills for speedrunner on that mission.
Every time you guys play Hitman I worry Jane is taking detailed notes.
Replaces a prop gun with a real gun. I see Agent 47 has visited the Alex Baldwin filming site I see.
Haven't started yet, but I'm saying Mike has the same odds of winning as Doug from the The Walking Dead video game had of surviving.
So 25%
I let doug die
Technically, he had a fair chance of winning
That opening line changed my life. Thank you.
My gosh, that lady thought she was a Miraculous wielder. Good thing she got what she wanted for thinking thaf she's Ladybug.
Y’know, for all the crap Andy, the poll, and several comments are giving Mike’s chances of winning, this one was actually really close. Mike was just 1/4 of a point behind Andy at the end. If he’d just used the knowledge from that Sapienza clip, he'd've actually won this one. It’s a real shame.
Damn, I was really rooting for Mike too.
"Just because I'm up against Mike"
Wow, sick burn Andy...that's hotter than that chimney!
The glass ceiling over the pool one is actually a great speedrun tactic used by some high level runners.
You should do one of these for your "3 Ways to Play" Hitman No Subtitle. You could compete to see who could remember which kills---maybe Luke or Ellen could host so that all three of you could compete?
So, Andy. You say hitman players are scary people and their minds work in interesting ways. And you say you're a very good hitman player. WHAT DOES THAT TELL US?!
Agent 47's favorite murder weapon is gravity.
You should do a quiz on all the RPGs you guys have played. And one on what you named various animals, companions, etc.
Mike:"I need to make hitman games!" I agree
I was so rooting for Mike.
zaqzilla1
So was I, he was so close this time too
weren't we all
zaqzilla1 wonder if Mike would win if it were a quiz about cars.
Andy normally wins these things, so let's see if he keeps the streak
Barely. But yeah!
47 does a lot of fun stuff in the new series, wonder if you guys would do this video with the hitman 1,2,3 games
I particularly enjoy Dr Valentine's reaction to his head being on fire, "This can't be good!"
gotta love that iconic Hitman heavy breathing in blood money...used to freak me out when I hid in wardrobes because it made it seem like someone else was in there with me
Man someone needs to give this video 2k more likes to get it to 666k
From the moment he picked up the fire paste, I knew what it was, I did that myself!!
You know what would make an awesome special kill, and that I think that Mike would approve of as well? Sodium metal. When in contact with water, it produces hydrogen gas and heat, and eventually explodes, sending showers of molten metal everywhere! Just give it to Mike on a Hitman mission and watch the fireworks...
I love this. Best idea for a video ever you guys. :)
I love the very sped up but still audible "Hey! You've got no business here!"
You actually got all of them wrong guys, because you never said "Hitman away!" after each kill.
Am I the only who noticed how nonchalant that guard was as he watched Dr. Valentine run off the walkway? A guy runs by him, his head en fuego, tips over a banister, falls to his doom, and the guard just kind of reacts like "Oh. ...Meh. Oh, well."
16:07 The reason the glass broke is because of the clink sound of the coin, I looked up the internet that it *is* possible to break glass with a high enough resonance and because of the high resonance from the coin clink, the glass shattered and cut everyone inside the room
I just finish play hitman blood money yesterday. I'm gonna say its awesome!
I'm new to the series and I want to play the entire game list
Is this the first time Mike got full points for an answer and Andy got nothing?
'Hitman: Absolution?' With that shiny head, more like 'Hitman: Absolutely Fabulous.'
The punishment for losing is Andy's "Folding chair" trap
I just realized the best part of this channel is how normally they speak. They don't sound like psychotic versions of Muppet game show hosts. Well, that and they really know their games, so all the information is subjective. I did this thing in a game once, I love this game because of an experience I had. I, I, I first person. But seriously the normal speech.
8:40 That scientist watching... doesn't seem at all fazed that his boss is getting murdered.
47: This is getting interesting. Lemme have a better look. Aaa yes exquisite. Very realistic death. A show to die for 👀
I love how you're such Hitman fans!
Alright so Mike needs to design weird kills for the next Hitman season. lol
To be fair I don't think they NEEDED to fall off stuff while on fire to die. I think the game was just trying to save you the minute or so it'd take them to burn to death.