“and my yoshi wii remote with wii motion plus inside is still in pristine condition...” me, about to watch the rest of the vid: *are you sure about that*
This dude has the greatest content on RUclips and it isn't even close. Found his channel recently and couldn't stop watching. Watching him go back and play old games that most people have probably forgotten about is awesome and he makes it entertaining even when the gameplay isn't.
10:42 LMAOOO🤣🤣 its so funny because we all relate to doing that, me and my family would do that if someone is really good at a specific minigame or is getting really lucky.
The Poofesure Dictionary of Gutural Wii Expressions: Grr: Used in “Wii Sports Baseball” in the event of a fielder dropping a seemingly easy catch. Used in both favourable and unfavourable scenarios N’awww: Used in “Wii Party U” in “House Party” mode. Used to commiserate the rolling player on a roll underwhelming comparative to the amount of dice they have.
Kiwi Yeah. I know that. I intentionally wrote it wrong so someone such as yourself could feel good about themselves for once and maybe help delay their inevitable suicide for a while.
“My Yoshi Wii remote with Wii motion plus inside”. My favorite line in every one of your videos. Every time you say it I have to say it You need to make Murch with that written on it I would buy the shit out of that!!!
i hate ikea... and giraffes
Mk
nice
Poofesure that’s racist
Poofesure I fucked a bed at ikea
Poofesure cool
0:42-0:43 I have never heard anyone pronounce “Alice” like that
A lease
TheSmash Boi I said the same thing 😂
It’s sonic 06
A lease in Wonderland
I pronounced it the same as him
Poofesure: plays master difficulty
10 minutes later Nintendo: our wii remotes are out of stock
LOL
with wii motion plus inside
With Matt.
😂😂😂😂😂
"Really? Again?"
4:30 when the cockroach starts flying
East Kidd you can’t just flutter fuck your wings like that
I'm crying!!!😂😂😭
Never thought I’d laugh at someone calling a giraffe flaccid.
It was just the one giraffe...
Flaccid means a limb that is either broken or paralyzed, which wouldn’t work in the giraffe context
flac·cid
/ˈfla(k)səd/
(of part of the body) soft and hanging loosely or limply, especially so as to look or feel unpleasant.
What part of the giraffe is flaccid
He was referring to the giraffe’s neck during the race when it went limp.
I love him goin “NAWWWW” whenever they get a bad roll
You should watch ruclips.net/video/l_BXlzgKFdI/видео.html
Rei Let’s not
Same
Roll
CGYT Gaming also it’s aww/naww
“This game fists me a little bit, but then pulls out quickly to stop my pain” -poofesure 2020
Fisting isn’t painful tho
Me: *69th like* Nice
@@bibliotecas69It does if you've never even had anything in there.
I read this as Poofesure said it
wouldn't pulling out quickly make the pain worse
Everybody: Alice
Poofesure: ELEESE
Tboy 205 be said Elisa so much, he forgot how to pronounce some other names properly
LMAO
Everybody: ILKA
Poofesure: IKEA
If Alice is German, it's probably pronounced right ;)
turbogrumbo how do you tell the difference, they’re both lines it’s not like other devices where you see a small tail, nope, it looks like just ||ka
My favorite Disney movie: Alease in Wonderland
🤣
I thought that movie was illegal in North Korea
@@MustyHam Yes it is
Lol
@Aaliyah 123 Because the North Korean government wants to shut down all western activity. ik its bs.
8:28 Toad when he does anything
Underrated comment😂😂
Never seen a better comment
Underrated
Never seen a better commet
that's me!
0:42 Poofesure: “eliece” is kinda hot too”
Alice: am I a joke to you
Leave the man alone with aleece
He also called Elena Alina
My name is Alise and u pronounce how he said it i was like wtf bc i get called alice
I thought there was a ‘A’ in that name
666 likes, the gods forbid me
The game: “ilka”
Poof: “ikea”
yes.
yes.
I was debating whether it was Lika or Ilka
I always pronounced it as iruka... because it's made in Japan.
Its iika (eek-a), not ilka
@@penny2992 its ILKA as in (il-ka)
18:14
when your over competitive friend wins a board game for the 4th time in a row
taffy time 😱
I’m guessing that he doesn’t know that Alice is Barb’s sister
Really ?
also who says alice as elise
Well it's gonna finish with a Wii Threesome
yeah theyre the only 2 miis with a confirmed relationship
Enigma it’s the only mii cpu to have a sibling/twin as far as I know.
18:10
"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*e E A T M Y A S S ! ! ! ! ! "*
XD 18:15
@@Kennzy3 18:14 xd
EEEEEEEEEEHHHHHJ
E A T M Y A S S
F U C K A L L O F Y O U
FUCK ALL OF YOU
@@wellwellwell4847 When roombas crash into a cat
Everybody: Alice
Nobody but Poof: Alease
0:42
Its Elisa
0123xrulez 2 ？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？
@@AwareWokege he said it like alease because he was thinking of Elisa
Poof: barb is the hottest mii
Also Poof: picks the ugliest mii to go on a date
Factsss
I think succubus is kinda pretty, like in an alternative more punk way
@@cabbage9798 ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm why
Cabbage no
@@cabbage9798 Thank you :))
Poofesure: *Rolls low*
Audience: awww-
Poofesure: *NNYYYYAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH*
Kills me everytime haha
You are absolutely right.
More like, “NAWWWWWWWW
LMfAo
When I hear Poof go nahhhhh I think: **donkey mode activated**
13:27 Poof: Oh yes I am good at racing animals
Also poof: loses the race
14:09
Tyler King thank you
It’s a floppy cock giraffe, what are you supposed to do about it
FLACCID FLOPPY COCK GIRAFFE
OMG that shit was so funny 🤣😂🤣😂
Poofesure: I’m the best animal racer
Also Poofesure: chooses the worst animal
Seriously what made him think that giraffes are faster than rhinos and ostriches?
@@ps1hagrid786 Anyone can guess
I'm gonna go with Contrary.
Cinnamon Roll the stamina
I came here wondering if anyone told him about the rhinos. They have just enough stamina to go the whole way at top speed if you time it right.
18:08 your confidence went from about 30 to 100 real quick
He sounds like a really angry roomba
2019 poof: *Toad* wii remote with Wii motion plus inside
2020 poof: Toad- no... *Y o s h i* wii remote with wii motion plus inside
at least the Toad wii remote with Wii motion plus inside can take a break
@@CryoticMienshao *literally*
But “TOAD wii remote with wii motion plus inside .tm” sounds soo much better than yOshI
2021: *M A R I O* wii remote with wii motion plus inside
@@ismyusernameclever2246 2022 : *L U I G I* wii remote with motion plus inside
15:46 when my wife's dad talks about me and my wife
Well played 😂
goddammit that made me chuckle
Well played indeed x’D
I play this in seven years and it won’t get old
Lmfaoooo
14:08 i died of laughter XD
This was my favorite part
@@malcommajors8661 Same! I'm gonna show this to my mom later
@@pizza6168 did she ground you
@@Mattfromthewii7811 Nope! She enjoyed the flaccid giraffe part too
The giraffe died when Poof said "Stick your neck out!"
Poofesure: *wins*
Everyone: *Wait. That’s illegal.*
Pretty much tho
Thanks for spoiling the whole video
I finally get a short break
?
"SOMEHOW THIS GAME MIGHT ACTUALLY BE THE WIN"
*looks at timestamp*
*turns volume up*
Same
8:21 me running away from my problems
Poof: I almost said Toad
Toad: *cries*
Lmao
@@Zyman-iv4jb* lmao?
@@tristanchaplin392 I'm using a phone the first letter is always capitalized
@@tristanchaplin392 laugh my ass off
@@HBKnowItAll Both my parents are American, I'm a Yankee. I'm just of Cuban descent. Not moving there. Also, I like your Tomodachi Life content
You didn’t train me well, father.
Poof sucks.... sometimes. Am I right, beef boss?
@@ripperplaysclon152 pause
Money Money 2020 how dare you speak to my father like that
@@beefbossfromwiisports6263 your the best and delicious
Beef Boss from Wii Sports liljohnyt wants to smash
Nobody:
*My tea kettle when it’s done:* 18:11
Corbin Craig does it say Eat my ass afterwards? If so I want it.
BNMB no but I want it as well, that would be so fucking amazing
A swearing tea kettle sounds really amazing right about now
Kettle: *eeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT MY ASS!!*
Give me that swearing tea kettle and I would never give that shit away
Poof: “I’m such a god at this mini-game, it’s so easy.”
Mini-game: *So you have chosen... death.*
poof: “ohhh on wii party u barb is a master mii and is known as Alina”
me: 😳
Honestly I was so confused when I heard my name. I never hear it in games
Timothy Hayman jr shut the fuck up that comment was pure fucking cancer and makes me want to blow my brains out
John West y’all hop off my boy Timothy ❗️
@@MegaSnek97 My butthole itches from that comment and now i have dysentery i hate u
Timothy Hayman jr your comment makes my pp flaccid and my pp already pretty small
2:39 had me rolling. I was trying to keep up with pattern and was like "yeah already lost it" right when you said that.
He nailed it.
0:42 Lmao poofesure is that substitute teacher that says simple names incorrectly
Dana Dessources fr 😂
😂😂😂
Dana Dessources “YOU DONE MESSED UP A A RON!”
Tim Othy?? PreSent.
RipTheCreaturesAndCowChop NOW TAKE YO ASS DOWN TO O SHAG HENNESSY’S OFFICE AND TELL HIM EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID
you just pronounced “alice” like “a-lee-se” poof, are you okay?
Elisabeth_Stafford panic at the disco
he's been hanging out with elisa too much
Elisabeth_Stafford exactly what I was thinking 🤣
A lease
Its alice is kinda hot too not alicese
1:12 I love how he says he hasn't thrown it *yet*, because he knows he's going to at some point. 😅
0:42 WHAT DID HE JUST CALL HER?
“A lease” 😂
A lease
Maddie Carney Elise lmao
A lease like he’s renting something lol
A leash
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Poofesure: AWWWWWW
At 1:48?
AAAWWWWWWWW
This meme is dead for a reason. Stop using it.
@@paigeswan7768 this*
@@pl2d bruh did you not think anything of the extra letters? I was obviously tryna backspace it. Dumb shit 🖕
14:10 my girlfriend talking to me
Burger Noodle I can breath lol
LOL
You must be very tall
@@teamnorthgaming7016 I hope so
I’m in class and that almost made me laugh super loud
0:42
He's speaking the language of the gods
Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access I see you EVERYWHERE LIKE BRUHHHHH
Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access are you following me because I see you everywhere
Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access the sacred texts!
0:42
DID HE JUST SAY ALICE LIKE THAT
17:46 when that piece of poop finally comes out
Mature
Damn dingleberries
14:30 “Myaw YEA BIG MYAW ON THAT ONE”😂💀
I was crying laughing on that part
Watched it like eight times
That right after the giraffe part destroyed me. I’m crying laughing so hard
14:10 IM DEAD 🤣😂😭
16:03 laugh sounds like the wii resort plane crash😂 love these videos
💀💀💀
💀💀💀💀💀
The what 💀
Everyone surprised about “Alease” like he doesn’t mispronounce every other name
Alexander Gayosso , I’m sorry it’s just such a _simple_ name
Alexander Gayosso it was Alice
.?????????.
Yeah but it’s a name that a lot of people have in the US 😂😂
14:51 That gasp tho...😂
“and my yoshi wii remote with wii motion plus inside is still in pristine condition...”
me, about to watch the rest of the vid: *are you sure about that*
Lmao it’s surprisingly funny when he imitates the “NAWWHHHHH” low dice roll sounds
0:42 That Mii is actually Wii u Barb's sister
And Araceli is Wii U Barb’s Cousin
How do you know?
@@bentramer682 *knowledge*
Sid Vicious google is your friend
@@minaminasctftlkhttydfan9958 that actually makes sense
0:42
“A-lice is kinda hot too”
*did-*
*-did he just pronounce Alice like that?-*
A-leese
Exactly what I was thinking lol
Wdym that's just how you say it in France
@@akesan2374 he speaks english and i doubt he speaks more than 1 language. Although his pronounciations may speak otherwise.
Alice? No, Uhleese
18:14 me after quitting my job
6:20
"She's probably going to teleport up to me"
Game: *He knows the plan, we can't let this happen*
4:28 she literally starts going up for a sec😭😭
18:14 Poof is just so humble when he wins isn’t he?
hammond in a nutshell
The mood swing from 6:25-6:35 is me getting road rage lmaooooo
14:10 is one of the funniest things I've ever heard
philly_ sports 🤣
Glad to see a UrinatingTree fan in this comment section. How ya doing buddy?
@@gauravagochiya4218 Doing good
14:08 when you run out of gas going into the final turn 😂
YOU FUCKING FLOSS-IT FLOPPY COCK GIRAFFE!!!!!!!!!! Poofesure 2020
@@gl64plushshow3 FLACCID* Lol
innocent mii: *does its programming*
Poofusure: I’m about to ruin this miis whole career
This dude has the greatest content on RUclips and it isn't even close. Found his channel recently and couldn't stop watching. Watching him go back and play old games that most people have probably forgotten about is awesome and he makes it entertaining even when the gameplay isn't.
3:36: The Golden Roll: Roll other dice the way you want them to be rolled.
Took me a while to get it but lol
14:07 I literally died of laughter here
“NAAAW” kills me😂😂
Eve Smith glad I wasn’t the only only who laughed every time lol
Spinel does the bruh face gets me everytime😂😂
8:02 movie villains when they have the hero in their trap
10:42 LMAOOO🤣🤣 its so funny because we all relate to doing that, me and my family would do that if someone is really good at a specific minigame or is getting really lucky.
*trip still can't find his wii*
0:37 Says That Barb Is That Hottest Mii On The Wii U
**Picks Succubus As His Girl** 🤦🏽♂️😂
🤪
MarisaTheUglyBitch I’m glad he chose you
@@samshepard7225 oh wow thank you :D))
. . .
14:05 Lmfaoo it was like 3:30 AM when I first watched this and I was trying so hard to not burst out laughing oh my goddd
Nobody:
Poof: you floppycock giraffe
But have you seen giraffe necks? They're loooooong. Just like......
Gordon Ramsay: "You fucking donkey!"
I'm so hurt by this video
Someone: gets low roll
Poofesure: NAHHH
The Poofesure Dictionary of Gutural Wii Expressions:
Grr: Used in “Wii Sports Baseball” in the event of a fielder dropping a seemingly easy catch. Used in both favourable and unfavourable scenarios
N’awww: Used in “Wii Party U” in “House Party” mode. Used to commiserate the rolling player on a roll underwhelming comparative to the amount of dice they have.
Its tv party not house party
Kiwi Yeah. I know that. I intentionally wrote it wrong so someone such as yourself could feel good about themselves for once and maybe help delay their inevitable suicide for a while.
@@samwoodley7625 holy shit that got dark
Truly a beautiful exercept from the Poofesure dictionary.
@@samwoodley7625 bruh 😂😂😂
0:40 *HOW DID HE PRONOUNCE ALICE LIKE THAT*
4:30 yoshi helps Ikea
8:38 ironic Ikea dodged the boxes
I feel like Poof likes girls with orange skin and blonde hair
So like the girl version of Donald Trump
@@zoe8976 pretty much. I mean he probably likes his girls thicc too 😂
@@zoe8976 there’s a mii on the Wii U that looks exactly like trump if he was middle aged
@@brianbuckman6908 so like younger?
14:10 no context needed
YourLadCarson 😂
18:14 He would literally say the exact same thing if someone else had won 😂😂
18:13 LMAOOO “EaT mY aSs”
You should add Massimo to Tomodachi Life and call him Farquaad
Matt from Wii Sports facts
Cold hard facts
Wait, am I actually the first person to say this? Massimo looks just like Lord Farquaad
@@mattfromwiisports9414 To me personally... yeah.
I was so emotionally invested in this.
16:50 if you take it out of context
I don't think there was context to begin with
“MNAWWWW” kills me every time
someone should compile all of his “awwwwghhhh’s” into a vid
16:45 yooooooo, I’m dying from his commentary x’D
Such good commentary
10:52 this is why you dont have a girlfriend
⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ oof
⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ oof
⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ oof
....no, I’d think that was funny... it’s the “ah-lease” that makes him single 😂
@@mileyrocks852 lol
Poofsure rages cures my depression
6:26 *starts roasting game*
"I know this games ant-
Alright Alright"
0:41 poof: *reads alice* “Elise”
Me: man what are you on-
Poof: i am a *god* at this minigame, so easy
Also Poof: *loses minigame*
0:49 the dance instructor, hitler, and lord farquad
I never thought I’d see a mii that literally looks like the word “cheater”.
Exactly what I thought when I saw the thumbnail 😂
Girl: I bet you have never felt pain before
Me 1:07
“My Yoshi Wii remote with Wii motion plus inside”. My favorite line in every one of your videos. Every time you say it I have to say it You need to make Murch with that written on it I would buy the shit out of that!!!
steven arias he just got that though
Why would he make merch out of something he literaly only said once ever
Grandpa why do you hate giraffes?
Poofesure: It's complicated
0:42
Alice is Barb's sister you know? If you are trying to get Barb to be you girlfriend, do not butcher her relative's name!
4:31
Poofesure: "THIS B!TCH HAS WINGS"
Me: Yea, she probably drank RedBull.
*RedBull does give you wings*
R.I.P Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside. You've been replaced. Can I have an F in the replies for ol toad
f
F
F
F. Now the Toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside can take a break
Now it's time for Yoshi to learn how to suffer
F
Nobody:
Poofesure: *"NAWWWWWWWW"*
You missed the pun Miilon Musk
@@redcast3041 huh?
poof: *starts screeching at giraffe*
my mum: your headphones are really loud
me: *sweats as i turn down volume* oksorry
8:25 she activated ultra instinct
5:31 Oh, NOW you focus on the records, there ya go dude!