Dated one for bout half a year,word of advice dude? absolutely not worth it , go find yourself something else,these short chicks are usually nuts and with huge daddy issues . AND yes its good sex the 20-25 times then you'l start seeing that the negatives are outbidding the positives by far.
@@redips YES I saw that episode but her mother was pothead and not very good looking though Alan (the snuck brother) went after the mother wil being high on gingerbread to get some. YUCK!
You'd think Alan would've learned his lesson after hiring that attractive female lawyer that ended up costing him pretty much everything in his divorce with Judith after Charlie nailed her and dumped her, but apparently he hasn't. Alan, when you hire someone, it doesn't matter how good she is at what she does, as long as she's an ATTRACTIVE FEMALE and Charlie's nearby, you are in danger!
It has zero to do with her size. It's usually in reference to a doll who is smooth below. Melissa being anatomically correct means she's not a doll and has real parts down below.
@@AnCapone1899 A threat is useless if you don't can't go through with it. He would either lose the best receptionist he ever had or he would look stupid and weak.
So Melissa does a good job for Alan for really crappy pay and no benefits. In other words, it's ok for Alan to be cheap with her? Since being cheap is something Alan has always been even long before Judith divorced him.
@@joshua011094 Charlie" oh Alan, for crying out loud. You still grinding about that? That was 6 years ago, get over it" lol. How would Alan respond to that?
I know the following is hurtful but entirely true. The reason you liked Charlie because he was an insensitive whore who took advantage of women. The more uneduated you were, the more you idolize people who abuse their powers. Similarly, you find 2 types of people who support Trump. People who admire his scumbaggery and people who like to take advantage of such people. This occurs because it's part of our DNA. But, the more educated and civilized you become, you learn to suppress your primitive instincts.
I used to always confuse her with Melissa Rauch (Bernadette on "The Big Bang Theory"), not just due to their similarities in height/hair/voice, but because it's two Melissas (one in real life and one fictionally), along with the fact that both series are Chuck Lorre productions and ended after 12 seasons.
This wouldn't have happened if Alan had not made Charlie drive him to work. (Alan's car is in the shop) Alan could've just taken a cab or a bus or could've gotten a rental car. My guess is he's too cheap to choose any of those options. I mean after all, he just said that he pays Melissa a really crappy salary and gives her no benefits.
1:31 Notice the sign on the door says that Alan *IS* a _Doctor?_ I thought the running joke on this show ...........was that he was NOT a doctor, but a chiropractor.
So Alan why are you proud that you have a wonderful employee, but you pay her poorly and give her no benefits. Not a good subtle lesson for all the good employers out there.
There is some truth to what Charlie said to Jake. Pretty women tend to be overlooked because most men are too afraid to hit on them. Charlie was probably the first man to directly hit on Melissa in years. She has never been let down in many relationships.
I loved her so much she’s so beautiful in and out ❤️
Hey!!!! There was a hotter looking lady...Berta.😂
“It’s what brothers do when one is vastly more fortunate than the other” 😂😂😂😂😂
Romance girl
She really is a doll!
I love Berta too, lol!
... and .. that's an understatement !!
Two and a half man are amazing
Melissa is clearly the most beautiful actress to ever appear on Two and a Half Men!!!! FACT!!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
Romance girl
Megan Fox was...
Beautiful and Sexy
Na. Weird nose and high voice. I'd say she's a 7
Nah. Kandy is
@@manorod1451Kandie only looks good with makeup on...🤔
She was by far the most beautiful woman recurring star on this show.
Absolutely
All the girls on this show are hot.
My favorite is April Bowlby
@@im1who84u agree, even angie the cougar is hot
Alan: Come on, Charlie, please, do not crap where I work!
Charlie: Hey, you crap where I live
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMAO
...and work.
That's true Alan. lol
Most beautiful woman of the serie
She's perfect
😍❤
No!
Not by a large margin.
She is indeed...
I agree, Berta is super hot.
@@JeffreyGillespie I lost after this
🤡🤡🤦🏻♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This my favorite episode.
Melissa Rauch and Kelly Stables : two perfect little cute dwarf
DAYMN🥰 twins, many think about it, few have done it w/ twins, or sisters
Big difference is Bernadette is horrible
With incredibly annoying voices
Major facts
Who is raunch
Irony and after when Alan fall for Melissa, Charlie said to him "You don't crap where you eat" 🤣
Romance girl
@@bitwawesome1 this is not funny anymore, stop spamming everywhere.
@@sourabhkarmakar8040 Romance girl
@@bitwawesome1 you 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Melissa and kandi are the best
I wish I could find a Melissa irl.
Just put "Maximum height" under 5' on the dating-apps.
@@SovereignStatesman true words
Dated one for bout half a year,word of advice dude? absolutely not worth it , go find yourself something else,these short chicks are usually nuts and with huge daddy issues . AND yes its good sex the 20-25 times then you'l start seeing that the negatives are outbidding the positives by far.
@@DrGVoD what negatives?
@@DrGVoD let us know man, what negatives?
Yeah always thought she was the best-looking woman on there so sweet such a good personality
"Lookie no touchie" classic
Melissa is awesome
Melissa 😍😍😍😍
Simps
Alan: she is the best receptionist I‘ve ever had
Charly: I hope to say the same thing 😂😅 great writer of these dialogues
That cute little pixie was a doll. Don't you wanna just eat her up?
One time, her mother offered a mother-daughter duo. I may consider it. Hmm
@@redips YES I saw that episode but her mother was pothead and not very good looking though Alan (the snuck brother) went after the mother wil being high on gingerbread to get some. YUCK!
@@apphappy3796 Well, she wasn't bad looking.
Eat out
Kelly Stables, from receptionist right into the millionaire's villa at Malibu
And the most cute and mouse-y receptionist at that
*”Who’s the Smurf?”*
Berta is color blind. Sure Melissa was not that tall but she ain’t blue. She could play Smurfette in an upcoming Smurfs movie.
@@CelebrityGamerTV…you looking too deep into the joke dude
You'd think Alan would've learned his lesson after hiring that attractive female lawyer that ended up costing him pretty much everything in his divorce with Judith after Charlie nailed her and dumped her, but apparently he hasn't.
Alan, when you hire someone, it doesn't matter how good she is at what she does, as long as she's an ATTRACTIVE FEMALE and Charlie's nearby, you are in danger!
Romance girl
I wonder if she is anatomically correct 😂
😂😂😂😂
Btw what does that mean?
She's short yet very hot.
@@bayabaya9560Because of her small stature he’s curious if all of her body parts are proportional to her size.
It has zero to do with her size. It's usually in reference to a doll who is smooth below.
Melissa being anatomically correct means she's not a doll and has real parts down below.
This show is the funniest ever
This is too much 😂😂 charli 🤣😂
It's chilly damp and covered in pellican poop
LMAO😂
She's my favorite ‼️‼️‼️
I wonder why Alan didn't threat to fire Melissa if she kept wanting to be with Charlie
Here's why 1:04
He ended up banging her too.
@@pamoweiberezi5315 i said "threat" not actually doing it
@@AnCapone1899 A threat is useless if you don't can't go through with it. He would either lose the best receptionist he ever had or he would look stupid and weak.
@@thechosenone1533 Alan takes ALL Charlie's leftovers, the show's SICK.
Kandi, Melissa, I'm surprised he didn't do Chelsea.
So you are not hitting that?
So Melissa does a good job for Alan for really crappy pay and no benefits. In other words, it's ok for Alan to be cheap with her? Since being cheap is something Alan has always been even long before Judith divorced him.
do you realize this is a TV show?
What is with people like you? All you do is constantly tell fans is, “It’s just a tv show.” If you don’t like tv, then don’t watch it.
You're taking a throwaway line Charlie said sarcastically as fact?
charlie got that rizz daaaaamn
All I hear is Will Vandom when I hear her talk
Hey, you crap where I live 🤣
She was 30 and Charlie was 43 when this aired
There’s no way . She was 26
@@theworldisimmense She was 29 when it actually aired lol.
Romance girl
So your saying there's a chance....for me😋
So what's your point?...
Berta working late 😍😍
Berta is the real lead in this show.😀
What episode is this any one 😊
Season 6 Episode 4, "The Flavin' and the Mavin'" 😊
She's actually a doll💀😭
don't cut it off mid-word.
Alan, you live with your brother rent free. So therefore, he's allowed to treat you like dirt. Even if it means sleeping with the smurf. lol
I mean, it's Charlie's fault that Alan is living a miserable life first place. He slept with Alan's lawyer and this one screwed him
@@joshua011094 Charlie" oh Alan, for crying out loud. You still grinding about that? That was 6 years ago, get over it" lol. How would Alan respond to that?
@@redips lol I'm not saying Alan should stick to that as an excuse to never grow. But things would've been different from the beginning
Only because Charlie ruined Alan financially in divorce-court. So it's not rent free, Charlie OWES him.
@@SovereignStatesman I don't think Charlie cares about that.
I don't think Charlie is that handsome, but is quite charming.
Charlie is a GOD
is this before or after Alan has ruins his shot with her?
before
Before, but wouldn't be the first time Alan had Charlie's sloppy seconds... xD
I think it's the first scene at all she is introduced to the show
I said it before and I'll say it again. TWO AND A HALF MEN WAS AWESOME WITH CHARLIE and then it all went downhill after they fired him.
I know the following is hurtful but entirely true. The reason you liked Charlie because he was an insensitive whore who took advantage of women. The more uneduated you were, the more you idolize people who abuse their powers. Similarly, you find 2 types of people who support Trump. People who admire his scumbaggery and people who like to take advantage of such people. This occurs because it's part of our DNA. But, the more educated and civilized you become, you learn to suppress your primitive instincts.
Cause he did the No! No! of doing something bad in personal life that the network and producers couldn't let just blow by.📺
Yea she cute
Good one
Who's the smurf😂
😂
The smurf is my receptionist
"U crap where I live" = ROFLMFAO!
3:16 RIP Berta
🖤🕊️
"I'm hoping to say the same." Lol
"crappy pay and no benefits....". Lmao lmao lmao.
She is absolutely painfully hot and cute!!! ❤
Coco is always my favourite woman. The most perfect woman ever but Kelly stables is second
I used to always confuse her with Melissa Rauch (Bernadette on "The Big Bang Theory"), not just due to their similarities in height/hair/voice, but because it's two Melissas (one in real life and one fictionally), along with the fact that both series are Chuck Lorre productions and ended after 12 seasons.
Actress name?
Kelly Stables ❤
You would be shocked to see her now.
This wouldn't have happened if Alan had not made Charlie drive him to work. (Alan's car is in the shop) Alan could've just taken a cab or a bus or could've gotten a rental car. My guess is he's too cheap to choose any of those options. I mean after all, he just said that he pays Melissa a really crappy salary and gives her no benefits.
Alan had it coming
You think this show is real?
Damn i love short women. ❤❤❤❤
03:23 it's the best
Who wouldn't want to "hit on" her?
Phwoar
I wonder if Berta uses a sponge to clean the boys house ?
Who does Melissa ends up going out with first? Charlie or Alan?
Charlie I think
2:32 that's me with my brother
(tho I would NEVER hug him, allow him to lay a finger on me, go near me, look at me, etc.)
Hey, you crap where I live LMFAO
0:57 hey you crap where I live 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Only Charlie can pick a woman up with THAT haircut. 😂
He says i drain him isnt that adorable?
Adorable … disturbing…. Whatever… lmao
Kelly Stables was the voice of Will Vandom on W.I.T.C.H. 😮
1:31 Notice the sign on the door says that Alan *IS* a _Doctor?_
I thought the running joke on this show ...........was that he was NOT a doctor, but a chiropractor.
Who's the smurf
Melissa got so tired of these two that she changed her name and went to work in a superstore in another state
Who´s the smurf? 😂
Poor allen.
Thanks for the like
Alan.
True, however in Charlie’s house, what Alan say, what Alan want, what Alan think, doesn’t mean squat lol
@@redips good point yeah you right there glad I'm not him if I was idiots have some choice words for him.
@@IntermitenciaMental thanks for the reply cheers mate have a great day.
She look and sounds like the little girl bernadette in The Big Bang Theory.
Whos the smurf
What does anatomically correct mean?🤔
It means she has the correct body parts for a woman.
alan was not smart enough to take the bus to work his fault
Isn't Alan was having an affair with her ?
This was before him and Melissa hooked up
Alan has affairs with EVERY woman Charlie dumps.
Lol lol 😂😂
Good for Bertha, laying down the law, maids are so abused. Poor Charlie......
Romance girl 👩
Of all of the women who were ever on 2&1/2 men Melissa was the hottest with Candi coming in a close 2nd
Wow
So Alan why are you proud that you have a wonderful employee, but you pay her poorly and give her no benefits. Not a good subtle lesson for all the good employers out there.
0:08
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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S z we❤
it's ironic because he actually looks older than him
Jon is 4 months older than Charlie. Both were born in '65 but Jon was born in April and Charlie in Sept. Jon is an Aries, Charlie is a Virgo. 🌠
Melissa isn't very smart
but hot as hell. at These days she were in the series
@@eisen.dieter Her running in her underwear was award worthy.
@@clevelandbci9562 I Highly doubt that happened.
In fact, I will only believe it if I see it with my own eyes.
and in HD quality, uncut version...
Waew
There is some truth to what Charlie said to Jake. Pretty women tend to be overlooked because most men are too afraid to hit on them. Charlie was probably the first man to directly hit on Melissa in years. She has never been let down in many relationships.