Trying to get an alien babe to abduct/adopt me

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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024

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  • @atenga5881
    @atenga5881 Год назад +1256

    Charborg's uncanny ability to create pathetic characters is truly a gift.

    • @Tom-oj7si
      @Tom-oj7si Год назад +36

      That's why you relate to the content or?

    • @TheDoggyGIR
      @TheDoggyGIR Год назад

      he is a pathetic creature (positive)

    • @crispeenis
      @crispeenis Год назад +28

      ​@@Tom-oj7siyes thats exactly why

    • @EnigmaticAroma
      @EnigmaticAroma Год назад +1

      @@crispeenis how do you pronounce/write your name?

    • @crispeenis
      @crispeenis Год назад +5

      @@EnigmaticAromacrispee like crispy

  • @robiguzman8529
    @robiguzman8529 Год назад +1233

    The no hesitation of retiling and changing the wallpapers of the kitchen out of desperation shows charborgs dedication to rekindle his connection with his own people

    • @virtualmartini
      @virtualmartini Год назад +43

      That was just a roundabout way to call Charborg an aliem

    • @rabiox6508
      @rabiox6508 Год назад +17

      Even wall color doesn't match!

  • @Sol-hm7ol
    @Sol-hm7ol Год назад +555

    how does charborg manage to look completely and utterly different every time i see him

    • @cbass7283
      @cbass7283 Год назад +9

      I know right?

    • @Tom-oj7si
      @Tom-oj7si Год назад +29

      He's a skinwalker

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 Год назад +42

      Its like whatever clothes he wears just makes him look different everytime, he plays characters so well as well

  • @j-shap12
    @j-shap12 Год назад +794

    Good to see chraborg trying to reunite with the people of his home planet

    • @EdgieAlias
      @EdgieAlias Год назад +12

      No. We've seen what he looks like.
      He's from Zimbabwe.

    • @themodernfrontiersmen
      @themodernfrontiersmen Год назад +6

      @@EdgieAlias *Rhodesia

    • @dder04
      @dder04 Год назад +2

      Chrisborg really is a hoot

    • @Red13teen
      @Red13teen Год назад +3

      Zarbobulone

    • @vasto5952
      @vasto5952 Год назад +2

      W ar glad tu hav him bacc

  • @Gormfeld
    @Gormfeld Год назад +432

    Char lusted after a woman so badly that he starved to death and burnt up in the sun. Let this be a lesson to all you simps out there.

    • @VortexKiller2
      @VortexKiller2 Год назад +63

      Simps 3

    • @Gormfeld
      @Gormfeld Год назад +14

      @@VortexKiller2 lmfao that's good

    • @VortexKiller2
      @VortexKiller2 Год назад +12

      @@Gormfeld thank you it took like all 5 of my brain cells to come up with that comment.
      I now no longer have braincells left, please help.
      THIS COMMENT WAS MADE BY AN AUTOMATED A.I SYSTEM TO READ MINDS
      RUN

    • @fairyvi4014
      @fairyvi4014 8 месяцев назад +2

      need a man that will go through this for me

  • @sparklingwater925
    @sparklingwater925 Год назад +368

    I just love how much interactivity charborg provides with chat even though it's usually cursed.

    • @PuddingXXL
      @PuddingXXL Год назад +28

      Charborg and DougDoug are kings in this game!
      Criken is great for non chat related software.

  • @jennilah
    @jennilah Год назад +79

    I adore how as the chat interactions get more and more advanced and complex it gets harder to explain to the youtube-only audience

  • @spookybaby1313
    @spookybaby1313 Год назад +364

    I will never get over how badly things go EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!! 😂 just panning to her running away after you died. And then asking how you died 😂😂😂 too funny

    • @hunterwilk
      @hunterwilk Год назад +6

      stop snowball fighting

  • @jager9327
    @jager9327 Год назад +196

    Died trying to pull an alien milf. Fly high brother.

  • @Koselill
    @Koselill Год назад +176

    She's so uninterested, it's so painful 😂 he's giving her gifts and she's like "I've known you for two days you weirdo" 😂

  • @ItsJoKeZ
    @ItsJoKeZ Год назад +124

    "man chases uninterested women to his own death"

  • @ericacano9057
    @ericacano9057 Год назад +80

    It's a shame the vampire wasn't a young adult or adult. The chaos that comes from an alien aduction and surprise pregnancy would have been wild! Though, I don't recall if vampires can become pregnant with other occult sims. I just know a baby wouldn't be half vampire and half alien.

  • @dj_justanotheruser_yt
    @dj_justanotheruser_yt Год назад +385

    Charborg's missing tooth has become so iconic that he probably won't get a replacement

    • @Koselill
      @Koselill Год назад +88

      I mean he said he LOVES it hahah

    • @lifeisadrag7705
      @lifeisadrag7705 Год назад +82

      @@Koselill Based, as someone with a missing tooth and a fucked up lining, this is the kind of representation I need

    • @SkarkDogy
      @SkarkDogy Год назад +126

      It's quite charming honestly, kind hearted southern boy type look

    • @brazenzebra9581
      @brazenzebra9581 Год назад +33

      ​@@lifeisadrag7705
      I love him so much as a person, I find it endearing now.

    • @Tom-oj7si
      @Tom-oj7si Год назад +1

      It's a poor people kind of look

  • @hevoo
    @hevoo Год назад +50

    I am so insanely creeped out by this vamp's actions. Imagine this guy being CLEARLY obsessed with you and constantly sending you text messages and phone calls, and you don't have the willpower to tell him to fuck off and stop creeping on you because he's clearly head over heels for you, whereas most humans are just like "haha bald alien."

  • @jonathanwaswrong3917
    @jonathanwaswrong3917 Год назад +54

    Kain:
    _ooh, I'll send a picture..._
    Proceeds to photo toilet.

  • @The2x4wizard
    @The2x4wizard Год назад +23

    Watching the Vod and seeing Kain, after losing Asta, proceed to go ham as fuck for Xokop and then fucking die was truly a experience

  • @ndewingful
    @ndewingful Год назад +51

    Good to see Vampire Richard Nixon is out here shooting his shot.

  • @killychan
    @killychan Год назад +112

    you're like the first youtuber where how i imagined you to look based off your voice you actually do look

    • @PuddingXXL
      @PuddingXXL Год назад +19

      Interesting. For me it was the exact opposite.

    • @sanguillotine
      @sanguillotine Год назад +10

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@PuddingXXLthis was the last RUclipsr for you?

    • @MoGumbo_
      @MoGumbo_ Год назад

      @@sanguillotine Room temp iq

    • @sanguillotine
      @sanguillotine Год назад +18

      @@MoGumbo_ my room is extremely hot

  • @genjimeganubaso
    @genjimeganubaso Год назад +58

    I love to see how charborg always manages to interact with his community

  • @SpeedyGozalzes
    @SpeedyGozalzes Год назад +19

    "I think the meta is to just talk to her over and over", yes my sweet little charborg, that is indeed the meta.

  • @mucusman7511
    @mucusman7511 Год назад +33

    Idk what it is about this mans Sims videos but i could easily watch a 24 hour one 😂

  • @ohhadivist
    @ohhadivist Год назад +34

    I love the smooth music in these it truly brings the char-vibes

    • @LilUFO9499
      @LilUFO9499 Год назад +1

      ​@@morgannull4685 agressive banjo tunes playing in the background as a vampire gets rejected time and time again by an alien before combusting in the sunlight. Yeah i'd love to watch that actually.

  • @averageraviolienjoyer1884
    @averageraviolienjoyer1884 Год назад +10

    I can’t believe you left out both the search for Asta Cummings and also the public shaming of Stinky Grandpa

  • @katherinel8661
    @katherinel8661 Год назад +24

    To be fair, the flowers really suit Jared’s aesthetic.

  • @andrewtokkkki
    @andrewtokkkki Год назад +51

    Video came out right as I'm struggling to fall asleep LOL. Thanks, mate.

    • @banditbfoolish
      @banditbfoolish Год назад +7

      He did that on purpose 😎

    • @NightTimeDay
      @NightTimeDay Год назад +9

      Get off ur phone silly

    • @andrewtokkkki
      @andrewtokkkki Год назад +3

      @@NightTimeDay HAHAAA. I was asleep before I got this comment. If you're wondering, I can't fall asleep to silence so it was actually perfect timing and helped me get to sleep.

  • @mush4717
    @mush4717 Год назад +9

    You have saved my life honestly and I hope you know how much you actually help people, it goes beyond funny video make me laugh. Thank u 4 expressing urself

  • @ramadansteve8330
    @ramadansteve8330 Год назад +11

    death by touch starvation

  • @yourhighschoolenglishteach8405
    @yourhighschoolenglishteach8405 Год назад +6

    5:07 what an incredible fantasy world the sims is

  • @basklisk
    @basklisk 3 месяца назад +2

    if anyone else is wondering why exactly he died, it's apparently because burning in the sun rapidly depletes your thirst bar, so he starved to death

  • @ConnanTheCivilized
    @ConnanTheCivilized 5 месяцев назад +3

    23:29 I agree with Chat’s pronouncement that your character was obliterated by unimaginable levels of cringe!

  • @seducedbysasquatch
    @seducedbysasquatch Год назад +10

    can always count on xokop to run tf out of a place

  • @Cassadi92
    @Cassadi92 Год назад +6

    Erasing the Johanna (or whatever her name was) subplot made me laugh for some reason

  • @RhyzVids
    @RhyzVids Год назад +15

    Bruh died of thirst and forgot that’s what vampires need… 💀

  • @TheElusiveReality
    @TheElusiveReality 8 месяцев назад +1

    i love how that one zombie just randomly un-zombied and stayed like that lmao

  • @NikeBlupard
    @NikeBlupard Год назад +3

    Man, I really love how creative you are Charborg, I always addicted to your content 😂

  • @agentmoss8274
    @agentmoss8274 11 месяцев назад +1

    That was a sad ending, Kaine rias his life under the hot sun just to bond with the love of his life and xokop didn't even love kaine back

  • @beanz9054
    @beanz9054 Год назад +5

    charborg is prlly the most interactive streamer

  • @WickedWillow333
    @WickedWillow333 Год назад +25

    9:14 yeah except the one who abducted you wasn't Xocop it was 'Axane'... no wonder she hated you. you cheated on her . . .

  • @Damian125id
    @Damian125id Год назад +3

    "Omg, we're going on a date, we can't blow this, where should we go? What do aliens do?"
    >Smuggler's cove
    Nice. Real nice

  • @hydrophobicwater5843
    @hydrophobicwater5843 Год назад +12

    16:31 that feel when your chat message makes it into the video. Feelsgood

  • @ilovemydogs5725
    @ilovemydogs5725 Год назад +6

    This is a Charborg video of all time.

  • @dawnchorus8556
    @dawnchorus8556 Год назад +4

    my favorite vampcel is back 💕

  • @Berrionthecloud
    @Berrionthecloud Год назад +9

    This so chaotic, love it

  • @alexs.7956
    @alexs.7956 Год назад +1

    Xokop running away after him dying is just so fucking funny

  • @Rev_Erser
    @Rev_Erser Год назад +2

    "This was the shittiest date ever, I died."

  • @masonguyman3074
    @masonguyman3074 Год назад +3

    My boi Slipp is the best editor of all time hands down

  • @ST-ol9hj
    @ST-ol9hj Год назад +7

    Is there gonna be crossover with Jim Pickens?

  • @devyn10111
    @devyn10111 Год назад +4

    Aww I thought it was irl until the thumbnail loaded

  • @Penultimeat
    @Penultimeat Год назад +2

    Xoxop is actually from the sun, but she only visits when it’s nighttime

  • @cobensalazar5492
    @cobensalazar5492 Год назад +8

    MORE STREAMS! Love Em.

  • @Bramproper
    @Bramproper Год назад +3

    Glad to See Char post

  • @treebark836
    @treebark836 Год назад +2

    hugh man returns in an odd manner

  • @RandomnesssE
    @RandomnesssE Год назад +1

    5:00 seeble pepsi p
    -einstein

  • @tokyoplayz9747
    @tokyoplayz9747 Год назад +5

    Charborg is such a cutie patootie 🙈

  • @TrashSpace69
    @TrashSpace69 6 месяцев назад

    "This was the shittiest date ever! I died!"
    Me everytime I go on a date.(Which is never, which is why I'm still alive.)

  • @i_like_trains...
    @i_like_trains... Год назад +3

    I cannot believe the mad lad posted on my birthday

    • @askwhateverlol
      @askwhateverlol Год назад +1

      Happy Birthday 🎉

    • @i_like_trains...
      @i_like_trains... Год назад +2

      @@askwhateverlol ty!I got 180 bucks this year.
      I'm gonna keep saving up until I'm 18

  • @reza4795
    @reza4795 Год назад +5

    alien baddie's

  • @scuffed2597
    @scuffed2597 Год назад +2

    0:15 The sound of charborg happy makes me happy. :)
    ALSO CHARBORG, PLS MAKE A DAD HAT FOR SHOP! I WILL BUY AN EMBROIDERED FISH FOR MY DOME PIECE.

  • @goobette2177
    @goobette2177 Год назад +2

    I hope Jared waits for us

  • @howdydobuckeroo1204
    @howdydobuckeroo1204 Год назад +2

    I misread the title like 4 times.
    I misread it as trying to get an alien baby to abduct me.
    Then trying to abduct an alien baby.

  • @warcourse
    @warcourse Год назад +4

    Finally more sims

  • @IllumiMori
    @IllumiMori Год назад +2

    Another breach of masquerade

  • @sdrxke
    @sdrxke Год назад +1

    Since I can’t watch most livestreams due to timezones, I was very confused when I kept seeing the facecam randomly pop up in the vods

  • @tun-vx8lb
    @tun-vx8lb Год назад +1

    One does not simply “get” blood, you abduct it ;)

  • @reecerinehart8419
    @reecerinehart8419 2 месяца назад

    "jared i got you some flowers" is so real

  • @messyink_8444
    @messyink_8444 Год назад +2

    Please make a news sims 3 i love your serie sims , it's so funny, try the genie type !!!

  • @DoitFroTehLulz
    @DoitFroTehLulz Год назад

    I love your Sims plays the most I think 😂

  • @twylightphoenix
    @twylightphoenix Год назад +1

    4:30 the commitment!

  • @Hugo_Golden
    @Hugo_Golden Год назад +2

    Charborg… please don’t release Jared… idk what people would do if they knew subway exists…

  • @kevincamps4817
    @kevincamps4817 Год назад +1

    the only thing that makes sense is charbrg is Ellis from left for dead

  • @fennelsbian
    @fennelsbian Год назад +1

    there here & they do not give a shit about Kain Manley

  • @dannyl434
    @dannyl434 Год назад +1

    Wait you’re actually missing a tooth? I thought that was just a part of gmod playermodel!! I had seen your face before I don’t know how I missed it

  • @UnicrnDonkey
    @UnicrnDonkey Год назад +3

    Came for the hehe haha, but instead got good dating advice lol

  • @blakewhite3131
    @blakewhite3131 Год назад

    That first alien abduction wasnt even her, it was a different alien called axane

  • @SugarCub
    @SugarCub Год назад

    What kind of music is in the bg?

  • @organicketchup5171
    @organicketchup5171 Год назад +1

    Can I get a print of 'Dog Drinking from a Pond'?

  • @WeirdlookinAlien
    @WeirdlookinAlien Год назад

    honestly I thought the title of the video was "Trying to get an alien baby to adopt me"

  • @tikimillie
    @tikimillie Год назад +1

    Next play as ghost kein

  • @BFG2001
    @BFG2001 Год назад +9

    Charbo if i were an alien babe i would adopt you

  • @Hemostat
    @Hemostat Год назад

    oh this is where he went

  • @nattmelankoli
    @nattmelankoli Год назад

    22:46 he was thirsty gj

  • @GMDE
    @GMDE Год назад +1

    Does anyone know if he has a video with chat controlling his face cam

  • @ScrimblyWimbly1
    @ScrimblyWimbly1 Год назад +3

    Pickle chickens 😍

  • @melmurphy7143
    @melmurphy7143 Год назад

    Im unsure if he’s down bad or not

  • @binboii2210
    @binboii2210 4 месяца назад

    I laughed and I hailed carrot

  • @clownball3457
    @clownball3457 Год назад

    why does xokop have every trait in the game

  • @TheAlison1456
    @TheAlison1456 Год назад

    That ending HAHAHAHAHAH

  • @SpookyMisterBones
    @SpookyMisterBones Год назад +1

    Simped to death

  • @shozlochshadr1536
    @shozlochshadr1536 3 месяца назад

    this is HDG coded.

  • @Gurtington
    @Gurtington Год назад

    Charborg gets rejected for days, she finally gives in to him because hes annoying, then he gets cucked on his "date". lmfaoo xD

  • @omegabrat
    @omegabrat Год назад +1

    oogly boogly

  • @idontknowgaming5653
    @idontknowgaming5653 Год назад +1

    hi charbroil

  • @aidansky55
    @aidansky55 Год назад

    I love you Charborg

  • @just_supporting5612
    @just_supporting5612 Год назад +2

    holy moly

  • @StonedMagpie
    @StonedMagpie Год назад

    Yooo watching this at 2am lol

  • @sanguillotine
    @sanguillotine Год назад

    I’m sorry Charbo, but this video was painful to watch

  • @RollerOfEyes
    @RollerOfEyes Год назад

    Love to see it ❤

  • @eula3493
    @eula3493 Год назад +3

    These comments suck… sorry man these are all like “L, hi, first, not first”

  • @one_lazy_robot
    @one_lazy_robot Год назад

    Did he starved to death?

  • @crcksh1073
    @crcksh1073 Год назад +1

    40th carborng