I made a vampire who sucks at everything except necks

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  • Опубликовано: 2 дек 2024

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  • @CHRBRG
    @CHRBRG  Год назад +1371

    Guys I found out earlier today that vampires can be out in the sun much longer than I thought
    This entire vid I was under the assumption I couldn't be in the sun for more than an hour or I'd burst into flames lmao

    • @konamaco7665
      @konamaco7665 Год назад +110

      eat sunscreen

    • @Fralls
      @Fralls Год назад +58

      I’m a sunscreen eater

    • @TrueIdjiot
      @TrueIdjiot Год назад +47

      Sip sunscreen with a silly straw

    • @Fralls
      @Fralls Год назад +5

      fine😢

    • @RichardCox0
      @RichardCox0 Год назад +30

      Chug sunscreen. Become sun queen

  • @GAnimeRO
    @GAnimeRO Год назад +788

    "Make her think about me!"
    "Woman screams in agony." lmao

    • @Jormundgandr-jg5xg
      @Jormundgandr-jg5xg Год назад +32

      That is my whole romantic life described in a simple Sims 3 exchange

  • @jaken6462
    @jaken6462 Год назад +2095

    the fact charborg got the randomly generated name "asta cummings" for his horse immediately blessed this entire video

    • @Honed-
      @Honed- Год назад +134

      and that charborg had the mod that lets you woohoo with a horse. and then denies it was funny af...

    • @foreignfat6009
      @foreignfat6009 Год назад +12

      ​@@Honed-meh, he did it on purpose.

    • @typicalasianguy1805
      @typicalasianguy1805 Год назад +3

      @@foreignfat6009
      How do you know?

    • @foreignfat6009
      @foreignfat6009 Год назад

      @@typicalasianguy1805 cmon, don't be so guilible. Streamers have to "cheat" sometimes, given most of the gaming streams are for kids and teens with low attention span, so casual or serious stream isn't good enough.
      For kids it needs to be, haha funny, haha funny poop, to be entertaining. So streamers like charborg has to fake incredible incompetence and stupidity. I don't envy it, I have too much ego for that.

    • @Snartfoodler
      @Snartfoodler Год назад +86

      @@Honed- the mod doesn't let you woohoo with a horse, it just modifies how romance and woohooing in-game works autonomously, even for horses

  • @finncole2586
    @finncole2586 Год назад +1096

    I thought the title said “I made a vampire who sucks everything except necks” and that combined with the thumbnail is hilarious

    • @Lacquer.
      @Lacquer. Год назад +121

      I read it the exact same way lmao

    • @faimynth6030
      @faimynth6030 Год назад +112

      PLEASE IT DOESNT?? I THOUGHT IT DID TELL I FOUND THIS COMMENT 😭

    • @shiratojin
      @shiratojin Год назад +84

      “Sucks *at* everything” with the context of sucking *at* necks (instead of just ‘sucking necks’) could also mean that tho. English is weird.

    • @burgerhouseinthehouse2079
      @burgerhouseinthehouse2079 Год назад +14

      SAME HELP

    • @zakoppi777
      @zakoppi777 Год назад +10

      i thought it was gonna be like one of his interactable streams, like chat making some story like mad libs, i was so confused when i saw the sims 😭

  • @Jorvalt
    @Jorvalt 11 месяцев назад +269

    The fact that a woman he just met was willing to have nasty, babymaking sex in an elevator with a smelly vampire but then wasnt willing to let him have a nibble is hilarious

    • @doughboywhine
      @doughboywhine 10 месяцев назад +25

      To be fair the blood bank would pay her for her blood, and he won't

    • @DangerZone200
      @DangerZone200 5 месяцев назад +10

      @@doughboywhine not more then looking after a freaken baby 😂

  • @MiddyFile
    @MiddyFile Год назад +326

    No one told Charborg that you can drink plasma from the fridge.

    • @Life_Universe_Everything
      @Life_Universe_Everything Год назад +7

      Honestly they probably didn’t know

    • @fleurs3133
      @fleurs3133 11 месяцев назад +11

      There's empty plasma bottles throughout the video, they know lol

  • @adamcummings20
    @adamcummings20 Год назад +975

    Since the horse's name is almost the same as mine I will make all my future life decisions based on this video. Thank you Charborg

  • @justsomeeggsinapot1784
    @justsomeeggsinapot1784 Год назад +293

    I like the detail of his bed being right next to a window

  • @treebark836
    @treebark836 Год назад +197

    the most polite vampire in the world, yet nobody respected him.

  • @solid768
    @solid768 Год назад +329

    Sims 3 is so chaotic its an absolute masterpiece.

    • @luazul_
      @luazul_ Год назад +13

      I think my fave thing about Sims 3 is when theyre really tired, you put them to sleep, and they wake up and get out of bed so they can pass out on the floor lmao

  • @DragonMaiden77
    @DragonMaiden77 Год назад +80

    As someone who was part of this stream, there was a huge debate on which pet should be adopted after the ‘death’ of Asta Cummings, including the re-adoption of Asta Cummings.

  • @spirecreator2888
    @spirecreator2888 Год назад +82

    I had to read the title twice, first time reading it "I made a vampire that sucks everything except the neck" paired with the thumbnail I thought that that is what it read. Then I read it again and read "I made a vampire that sucks AT everything except necks"

  • @darkpuppetlordful
    @darkpuppetlordful Год назад +81

    The sim running home faster than the paperboy had true vampcel energy

  • @shadeshadowlord
    @shadeshadowlord Год назад +175

    kain being an elderly vampire sim makes it harder to seduce younger sims for their blood, if he can seduce one sim rn imagine how much sims he can seduce in his prime lol

    • @PinnePon
      @PinnePon 10 месяцев назад +6

      Three?

    • @doughboywhine
      @doughboywhine 10 месяцев назад +5

      even if he was twice as good in his prime, 2x0 is still 0

    • @radicalfishstickstm8563
      @radicalfishstickstm8563 6 месяцев назад +1

      ⁠@@doughboywhine but he managed to seduce exactly one person, so it would be 2x1 right?

  • @MrBennigans785
    @MrBennigans785 Год назад +49

    5:23 charborg perfectly recreates the akira leave me alone meme

  • @Astacummings169
    @Astacummings169 Год назад +26

    Father I must eat and need more room.

  • @vanny9805
    @vanny9805 Год назад +1750

    Don't let this distract u from chrbrg being a furry

  • @searchiemusic
    @searchiemusic Год назад +155

    6:32 I am literally sobbing from laughing so hard

    • @tikimillie
      @tikimillie Год назад +16

      Ywah he really told on himself

    • @seducedbysasquatch
      @seducedbysasquatch Год назад +63

      @@tikimillie NRAAS mod is just a huge mod that let's you alter percentages of things such as ability to get pregnant, rate of having twins, and just general debugging. but holy shit i didnt expect it to apply to the horses in that way-

    • @shiratojin
      @shiratojin Год назад +3

      @@seducedbysasquatchthat’s so strange but also kinda funny

    • @seducedbysasquatch
      @seducedbysasquatch Год назад

      @@shiratojin it's honestly a life saver for TS3. there were so many pathing issues with how sims would walk around the worlds, NRAAS fixed that shit like *snap* . Plus it lets you see all the ins and outs of your sims, the data involved with them.. it can be super interesting! If you play TS4 there's a mod called MCC (Master Command Center) which is basically the same thing. Almost all simmers advise that you download those mods, even if you're not going to play with any other mods. It just makes the game run so much smoother. Alright, end of story, sorry for my rant~

    • @nosodiumsalt
      @nosodiumsalt Год назад +2

      @@seducedbysasquatch Nahh my man chorbs had a furry mod fr fr 🤣

  • @melfel3931
    @melfel3931 Год назад +53

    I love that chat can turn on his cam 😂

  • @TheSpellKaster
    @TheSpellKaster Год назад +15

    horse got the "how hungry....." stare

  • @fishcakedup
    @fishcakedup Год назад +78

    Glad charborg is finally using his real face in his thumbnails

  • @hennifen8420
    @hennifen8420 Год назад +23

    This stream was great because during this stream he said he would stream tomorrow and then an entire week passed before he streamed again. Truly the greatest streamer of our time

  • @emrahpendic9981
    @emrahpendic9981 Год назад +63

    that thumbnail is insane 💀💀💀

    • @misttermd6299
      @misttermd6299 Год назад +3

      Classic charborg

    • @clefairy7736
      @clefairy7736 Год назад +15

      Never have I clicked faster🥵🥵

    • @kurgerBingyt
      @kurgerBingyt Год назад +6

      Let me be in same room I swear nothing will happen

    • @boiifyoudontfaggumas4648
      @boiifyoudontfaggumas4648 Год назад +1

      ​@misttermd6299 classic sims actually

    • @Teacup44
      @Teacup44 Год назад +1

      @@kurgerBingytWhy do I hear unzipping noises?

  • @raelenealexander7089
    @raelenealexander7089 2 месяца назад +2

    I cried from laughter at the zombie driving into the city to take a nap on a bench just to get away from Kane the first time I watched this. Now I come back to it every once in a while and cry again because it's still hilarious

  • @shigee
    @shigee Год назад +23

    Every time the horse pops up and stares at me, all i can think of is im so hungry i could eat a

  • @genericname2747
    @genericname2747 Год назад +14

    I knew exactly what game this was before clicking on the video. I know every single moodlet in the sims 3.
    This is not a brag. Help me.

  • @ghost_ship_supreme
    @ghost_ship_supreme Год назад +9

    Personally the malwarebytes free trial ended message is the funniest thing yet, because it hits home. I see that stupid message all the time

  • @thetrashlord7867
    @thetrashlord7867 Год назад +6

    The Miserable Vampire and his How Hungry? Horse

  • @Number1handle
    @Number1handle Год назад +5

    I love these… “experiments.” The kindest way to put these Sims lives unfortunately.

  • @ReaIHuman
    @ReaIHuman Год назад +5

    Imagine dying and being transported to a different world where your chat determines how shit your new life will be.

  • @theIargedude
    @theIargedude Год назад +14

    xokop's birthday party was immaculate

  • @CrashOzzy1223
    @CrashOzzy1223 Год назад +4

    10:34 (inhale) Runnin around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow…!

  • @XenXenOfficial
    @XenXenOfficial Год назад +31

    Idk how else people eat ice cream man. I bite into that shit like an apple.

    • @ShadowRulah
      @ShadowRulah Год назад +32

      There's nothing wrong with that it just means you belong in a prison.

    • @misttermd6299
      @misttermd6299 Год назад

      You freaking psycho!

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Год назад +14

      God forgives you, but we don't

    • @WingsofFirelover330
      @WingsofFirelover330 Год назад +4

      I eat ice but WHAT

    • @littlejunkettes4122
      @littlejunkettes4122 Год назад +6

      They eat it with their lips or their lips wrapped over their teeth like a pappy without dentures, basically. At least that's how I do it.

  • @l.m.l8598
    @l.m.l8598 Год назад +6

    That damn -tyrannous- wonderful BINGOR hivemind, we should be able to piss ourselves in peace.

  • @thomaspokusa4190
    @thomaspokusa4190 Год назад +17

    Its funny how cain is almost as pitiful as dale

  • @CrashOzzy1223
    @CrashOzzy1223 Год назад +3

    18:11 she (the repo man(the message said “man”))took the flowers.

  • @reeceelwood6620
    @reeceelwood6620 Год назад +9

    Am I the only one who read the title thinking it said: I made a vampire who sucks everything except necks??? Paired with the thumbnail I was deeply disturbed

  • @cooker0rats
    @cooker0rats Год назад +12

    charborg almost committing husbandry on his horse isnt something i expected to see when clicking on this video

  • @beebo33
    @beebo33 Год назад +6

    Hoodie covered in weird Sims 3 moodlet faces

  • @CaramelOnFire
    @CaramelOnFire Год назад +48

    Wonder what’s next for the sims and charborg…

    • @cokedupclownminister8426
      @cokedupclownminister8426 Год назад +15

      He better get a mod to cast his facial movements onto a sim and have chat torment him.

  • @goeijmejisju1510
    @goeijmejisju1510 Год назад +30

    I can't stop watching this video. It invokes some just primal feeling in me I can't describe. It's as though I tore off the face of god to stare into the eldritch horrors that silently seep through our reality, an entity so powerful that even the devil himself fears, eminating from Kain Manley. A feeling I can only assume is the rawest feeling of fear, a feeling one can only normally have on the brink of death. A sort of fury that you see in the wild, when a gang of chimps turns against one of its own, that screaming, the tree slamming, the ground thumping as they brutally rip apart on of their own, that spontaneous spark of pure violent intent, maliciousness incarnate, a sense of hatred I can feel, but not comprehend. Like an orgasm of malice, and the post nut clarity makes me think about the nature of humanity, of society. And like an orgasm, it's somehow a wonderful feeling, something I want, I actively seek out. I need it, I must have it, I could become addicted to it. The way the sim moves, acts, sounds, all of it wells my most primal urges. I want all who find this unironically appealing to suffer, not because of their ideology, or who they are, but because the feeling this video evokes taints my very essence, this unquenchable thirst, this hatred unending.

  • @JustASleepySloth
    @JustASleepySloth Год назад +8

    No time is wasted if you're enjoying yourself and creating memories.
    ..... I'm fucked

  • @BootHatJoe
    @BootHatJoe Год назад +9

    hear me out chat. hear me out. I can fix him.

    • @WingsofFirelover330
      @WingsofFirelover330 Год назад +2

      Fix him? What’s there to fix

    • @BootHatJoe
      @BootHatJoe Год назад +1

      @@WingsofFirelover330 I'm just saying. I can fix him.

    • @PinnePon
      @PinnePon 8 месяцев назад

      Unfixable

  • @sendrowski
    @sendrowski Год назад +3

    I remember asking on a Conan stream if there would be more sims, he said there would be and he delivered

  • @Allicrocogator
    @Allicrocogator Год назад +5

    Genuinely amazed that the thumbnail is allowed on RUclips

  • @sltrskid
    @sltrskid 3 месяца назад +1

    kain's resemblance to richard nixon is uncanny

  • @pheebs887
    @pheebs887 Год назад +5

    charboHORSE was the best thing to happen ever

  • @kingofravens215
    @kingofravens215 2 месяца назад +1

    So I’m pretty sure he found the debug menu some how without enabling it first which is funny lmao

  • @CrashOzzy1223
    @CrashOzzy1223 Год назад +1

    10:22 horse: proceeds to chase down down pedestrians, immediately has second thoughts right before plowing down the pedestrian. (Wait that last sound “strange”.

  • @Obscureframe4
    @Obscureframe4 Год назад +64

    I just found this channel a few days ago, and I’m so happy that I did. My new favorite content creator.

    • @OniBoy02
      @OniBoy02 Год назад +19

      He's absolutely wonderful isn't he.

    • @jaken6462
      @jaken6462 Год назад +15

      this term is overused nowadays but if there is anyone i would call underrated on this site it's charborg

    • @OniBoy02
      @OniBoy02 Год назад

      @@jaken6462 He's definitely been steadily picking up a larger audience. Used he only rarely uploaded very edited versions of his best streams on his main channel Charborg, but now that he uploads here on his second channel he's really picked up quite the audience. If you haven't watched his main channel stuff you definitely should its really good.

    • @lwillimas
      @lwillimas Год назад +1

      You should subscribe to his twitch his live streams are great lol

    • @ToxicSnake48
      @ToxicSnake48 Год назад

      Leave while you still can

  • @CrashOzzy1223
    @CrashOzzy1223 Год назад +1

    15:33 I’m so happy you didn’t notice.

  • @RO80T_A1
    @RO80T_A1 Год назад +7

    Charby baby! Great content as always!

  • @CrashOzzy1223
    @CrashOzzy1223 Год назад +2

    13:39 plot twist: it’s a white tiger. (Maybe)

  • @hey_how_are_ya
    @hey_how_are_ya Год назад +7

    I dont use twitch, but that gambling idea looks pretty fun

  • @Ironlandpolice
    @Ironlandpolice Год назад +7

    Love your videos from across the pond

    • @WingsofFirelover330
      @WingsofFirelover330 Год назад +2

      God save the Queen* but I am British and YES

    • @Ironlandpolice
      @Ironlandpolice Год назад

      God save the king

    • @miguelpadeiro762
      @miguelpadeiro762 Год назад

      God shave the king's meaty fingers

    • @YourDad-dh6fj
      @YourDad-dh6fj Год назад

      I'm also from the Commonwealth, the new king sucks. He cheated on his wife and is already super old. I want out of this shitty union

    • @WingsofFirelover330
      @WingsofFirelover330 Год назад

      @@YourDad-dh6fj LONG LIVE THE KING

  • @px9720
    @px9720 28 дней назад +1

    i didnt realize the title hadan "at" between "sucks" and "everything"

  • @APersonOpinionWithoutThought
    @APersonOpinionWithoutThought Месяц назад

    19:55
    Looks away for 8 seconds and the food is burnt.
    Or 8 minutes.

  • @sharonyoung4277
    @sharonyoung4277 16 дней назад +1

    oh i think i know what that vampire sucks, and none of them are necks 😈😈

  • @entropic-decay
    @entropic-decay 5 месяцев назад +1

    I remember one time while playing sims 3 I managed to. trap the repo worker in the walls before they took anything. cask of amontillado'd them

  • @cadesanderson6896
    @cadesanderson6896 Год назад +3

    I WAS IN HORSE GANG!!! HORSE DIE GANG ON TOP!!!

  • @kurgerBingyt
    @kurgerBingyt Год назад +5

    So we just going to ignore that vampire picture

  • @honaleri
    @honaleri Год назад +1

    I lost it when Animal Care and Control took the horse.

  • @wheelie3123
    @wheelie3123 Год назад +5

    I thought the title said “a vampire who sucks ANYTHING but necks” 😂

  • @Life_Universe_Everything
    @Life_Universe_Everything Год назад +2

    I’ll give sims 4 this, vampire can drink blood without consent in that.

    • @generic840
      @generic840 Год назад +1

      You can also try for baby with no consent if you get the other sim drunk!
      Wich is pretty fucked up

  • @JafoTHEgreat
    @JafoTHEgreat 2 месяца назад +1

    Count chocolate rule 34 thumbnail ftw.

  • @skittslol1407
    @skittslol1407 Год назад +2

    Misread the title as "I Made a Vampire that Sucks Everything Except Necks"

  • @JOCAeNUNO
    @JOCAeNUNO Год назад +4

    I demand an explanation for the whooho mod you had there, chrborg

  • @OliverFigueroa-tq6ur
    @OliverFigueroa-tq6ur Год назад +3

    NOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭 THE HORSE!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Myiic
    @Myiic Год назад +2

    I love this channel

  • @mememan3918
    @mememan3918 Год назад +1

    Please help me it’s 1am and I am trying not to wake my family up from laughter

  • @G0r3_L0v3r_Am3thysT
    @G0r3_L0v3r_Am3thysT Год назад +2

    My mind just went dirty because of the thumbnail 💀

  • @realjpegmafia
    @realjpegmafia Год назад +1

    Rest In Piece Kain , Worst Horse Owner of all time

  • @bugy_vr33545
    @bugy_vr33545 Год назад +6

    I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 17:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. Bacon spinning has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you.

  • @laxulu
    @laxulu Год назад +2

    "i need some babe to ride my horse"

  • @insidebreeze
    @insidebreeze 6 месяцев назад

    This game made me buy the sims 3. Worth it, first hour I stole everything out of my neighbor's house without him knowing.

  • @dovakinparaense2892
    @dovakinparaense2892 Год назад +1

    Its my first time being soo early in a Charbog video, but i only wanted to say is tha Charbog needs to make a sequel of this Playthrought where he tries to make his sim a movie star and appear on a movie or something that would be cool lol

  • @PowerSpirit50
    @PowerSpirit50 Год назад

    This makes me realize that I basically just played fairies and witches in sims 3 supernatural.

  • @myfriendwarsawa
    @myfriendwarsawa Год назад +1

    I rode to the bar with a horse with no name

  • @ArmIessIoveseat
    @ArmIessIoveseat Год назад +4

    The title makes it sound like it’s a hentai💀

  • @prestongarvey7745
    @prestongarvey7745 9 месяцев назад

    Little known fact: vampire piss is only visible in a mirror.

  • @cthulhurage4580
    @cthulhurage4580 Год назад +5

    As a furry I know for a fact that charborg is infected and will become one of us soon. It all started when he leashed us as we know physical contact is the highest form of transmission of Furricus Cringicus.

  • @donofdeaths
    @donofdeaths Год назад +1

    Same house Tunt and Jannis lived in.

  • @fakecore9811
    @fakecore9811 7 месяцев назад

    accidentally calling her xingbop felt like some alien racism there

  • @sawyerfleming-oi5zy
    @sawyerfleming-oi5zy Год назад +2

    Keep this up bro this stuff is so funny 😂😂

  • @sugahbearteehee
    @sugahbearteehee 7 месяцев назад

    Going around a bar telling women to come outside so they can ride your horse is a guaranteed way to get the police called on you 😭

  • @ZoneAmatamata
    @ZoneAmatamata Год назад +1

    I had to re read the title a few times.

  • @zomboid-y9w
    @zomboid-y9w Год назад

    24:39 sound like something kendrick lamar would sample

  • @darrenmills3943
    @darrenmills3943 Год назад

    Kain Manley belongs on the "catch wall"

  • @Fralls
    @Fralls Год назад +5

    you are my fire.
    (song)

  • @Monke16935
    @Monke16935 Год назад +1

    😳 the title

  • @SkyFIoatOfTheFloatingSkies
    @SkyFIoatOfTheFloatingSkies Год назад +1

    Great video

  • @jellyfishfingernail
    @jellyfishfingernail 13 дней назад +1

    im literally gay why is that alien babe messing with me...

  • @Cringe.Kevin.5
    @Cringe.Kevin.5 Год назад

    Its 5 in the morning in germany of course the first thing i do after waking up is cheking my phone oh new charborg video day already started good

  • @GuyontheInternet525
    @GuyontheInternet525 Год назад +4

    Is this guy at all related to Grampire?

  • @reecerinehart8419
    @reecerinehart8419 Месяц назад

    10:00 had me dying

  • @Hybirdle
    @Hybirdle Год назад

    I was fully convinced this was gonna be some weird dev log or smthn ig I read the title very wrong so now I’m just embarrassed I was fully expecting that and wanted to watch it

  • @cheese_productions
    @cheese_productions 11 месяцев назад +1

    The 1st thing i thought was 🐔

  • @AntInfestedFoamRunners
    @AntInfestedFoamRunners Год назад +1

    I miss Christmas

  • @geeeeeeulp
    @geeeeeeulp Год назад +5

    charbopire has an epic amount of rizz

  • @LadyBoyToby
    @LadyBoyToby Год назад

    Not once did I hear him say Sim all I could hear was Simp.