@Toadietoad wrong kind of swag. Not swagger but swag. Swag: cheep or usually free stuff you get that is heavily branded so it setback as free advertising.
Shirt ideas : wheres that plane going? CRIPPLE PRIVLEGE I want some funbags right now Duhfufff (cripple shirt) Um why are u staring at me like that? I have a std
Psychedelics are just an exceptional mental health breakthrough. It's quite fascinating how effective they are against depression and anxiety. Saved my life.
Can you help with the reliable source I would really appreciate it. Many people talk about mushrooms and psychedelics but nobody talks about where to get them. Very hard to get a reliable source here in Australia. Really need!
Yes, steve_porassss . I have the same experience with anxiety, depression, PTSD and addiction and Mushrooms definitely made a huge huge difference to why am clean today.
I wish they were readily available in my place. Microdosing was my next plan of care for my husband. He is 59 & has so many mental health issues plus probable CTE & a TBI that left him in a coma 8 days. It's too late now I had to get a TPO as he's 6'6 300+ pound homicidal maniac. He's constantly talking about killing someone. He's violent. Anyone reading this Familiar w/ BPD know if it is common for an obsession with violence.
I was so inspired by you that for my English essay I wrote about why we SHOULDN’T give the homeless homes. (Gave me a B- cause there weren’t enough articles saying homeless shouldn’t get homes :/ )
Is anyone gonna talk about the smooth animation at 2:07? Edit:Guess im famous now, id like to use this opportunity to say love can't be bought, becouse you probably don't haw enough money 💵.
1:27 Every time I hear “blood is thicker than water,” I feel the need to explain that that is not the original quote and means the exact opposite of what the original “the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb” quote means.
When my 11-year-old sister told my dad "Fetch me some fruity pebbles and chocolate milk *boy* ", he sent her to Ali Koca for a day, she is still traumatized after just one year.
It's not that the dark thoughts don't win and get me to end myself, I am just too lazy to end myself. Thanks for the good message though. It's about 15 years too late
There isnt enough words to describe how perfect your videos are, the amount of joy and laughter these videos bring to people is sky high or at least it reaches TO THE MOOOOOON
@roboticmodelB not gonna lie the reason I don't feel like watching demon slayer is the Nezuko. It looks dope, but there is something about putting a gag to way too young looking demon child. It's weird to me seen it, and it gives me goosebumps people fancy her.
Giving the name of your Chanel, as offencive as your videos are they really helped me improve and figure out a lot of stuff about not just myself but also other people as well
1:42 Funny enough, I know a guy who bet to see if his friend could do a backflip on a (fairy low) bridge above a river, at night. The guy did the backflip, but fell into the embankment instead of the river and became a quadriplegic, they are still friends. The guy who made the bet felt so bad that he became his friend's helper for everything.
Thats actually so true my parents after my nephew was born brough kind of a new light to them even when my recent niece was born thehy shown great happiness. I was also told when my grandparents first met me they were overjoyed and same with my other relatives like a great uncle i think. So when it comes to new borns and old people something just clicks for them.
I just go my first girlfriend. It was a lot easier than I expected so I’m starting to wonder if it’s a trap. The good/not good news is that she’s disabled, so it will be a lot easier to keep her. Edit: Her parents told her to break up with me because our age gap. I'm 25 and she's 19.
the tone of this video in general is perfect for the topic and irony, and With that ending giving actually advice and telling it how it is, you kinda got me. Im subscribed.
hii i’ve been watching your videos for a while not too long but i really appreciate the message at the end thank you for being my favorite creator this year:)
I noticed how during the ‘kids house on fire bit’ that the animation was smooth and all dramatic like. Nice to see that you’re getting different and better animators.🎉
Offend Your Friends, Family and Enemies With Some Swag:
offensiveswag.com/
I HAVE SWAGGGGGGG 🤓
You're not racist enough anymore.
When did swag become a positive word?
@Toadietoad wrong kind of swag. Not swagger but swag. Swag: cheep or usually free stuff you get that is heavily branded so it setback as free advertising.
Shirt ideas
: wheres that plane going?
CRIPPLE PRIVLEGE
I want some funbags right now
Duhfufff (cripple shirt)
Um why are u staring at me like that?
I have a std
This man can't get demonetized or canceled. This is his calling.
CAREFUL THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID ABOUT MASTER OOGWAY
@@PebloisAwesomeMaster Oogway milked racial slurs
@0ffendingeverybody thinks they're too cheap, so he relies on actual dark jokes
That's why he has his name because he knew
I read this in his voice.😊
Edit: wrong emoji
Bro is too majestic to get cancelled🤖
4:22 this mf dropped the realest piece of adivce and 2 seconds after made a cripple joke. 10/10 vid
Want me to dropped the realest piece of racism?
Then made another
I love his channel
3:48 rare moment of offendingeverybody giving a motivational speach for the depressed
Homie never tells a lie. That's kinda his schtick
Especially at 3:53 .. Im gonna cry. Never expected this either
It reminded me of evangelion, great show, try it out.
Hits close to home for many ppl
Dude knows what to say, how to say it, and is not afraid to add some dark humor to drive the point home.
Psychedelics are just an exceptional mental health breakthrough. It's quite fascinating how effective they are against depression and anxiety. Saved my life.
Can you help with the reliable source I would really appreciate it. Many people talk about mushrooms and psychedelics but nobody talks about where to get them. Very hard to get a reliable source here in Australia. Really need!
Yes, steve_porassss . I have the same experience with anxiety, depression, PTSD and addiction and Mushrooms definitely made a huge huge difference to why am clean today.
I wish they were readily available in my place.
Microdosing was my next plan of care for my husband. He is 59 & has so many mental health issues plus probable CTE & a TBI that left him in a coma 8 days. It's too late now I had to get a TPO as he's 6'6 300+ pound homicidal maniac.
He's constantly talking about killing someone.
He's violent. Anyone reading this
Familiar w/ BPD know if it is common for an obsession with violence.
Is he on instagram?
Yes he is steve_porassss.
This came in the perfect moment
So true…
Yeah
I need this
I reallllly need this
nahhh 😭🙏
4:31 TO THE MOON, BUDDY. 😢❤
R.i.p Jimmy
What happend to Jimmy?
@ he died in a car crash
This is like the 4th time he's mentioned the Nezuko body pillow.. Are you projecting?
Ali Koca ate his kitty cat
He’s also mentioned starfire porn like 3 times
Literally nobody asked @imtyler99yearsago90
Who knows
He probably wanted to buy one but they ran out of stock
That last bit is unironically one of the best pieces of advice I’ve ever heard on yt and that’s honestly saying a lot.
The way that someone can be so harsh yet so truthful is something I will probably never understand
the world isnt sweet truth hurts deal with it
4:10 that sounded personal
No FUCKING way,
The school at 00:15 in the background is the school where I teach.
I’m sure the students all love your PE class
@@OvioloquI don’t know if he does teach PE, but the children do end up sweaty and out of breath
@@ArsonCalloway61315 Sore all over too?
@@ArsonCalloway61315 Oh no...
Do you do "after- hour" ? Cause I def be up for some "parascolar activities".
The saying "blood is thicker than water" pisses me off because HALF OF IT IS MISSING the blood of the COVENANT is thicker than the water of the womb
Oh yeah the meaning of the phrase becomes oxymoronic depending on which one you believe
4:30 RIP Jimmy 🕊️
Thought he said I miss you jenny?
Who’s jimmy
@@gabrielriera4097 He is from the how to ruin your life in college video
TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOON
To the MOOOOOON
"Babies are like toys for old people. No matter how much they play, someone else is paying for it" well said. Well said, indeed.
Who needs love from others when your ego is enough.
Careful man your Vegeta is showing 😂.
@@JuliusAmobior he watched blue lock recently
🚬🗿
4:10 most unexpected swear ever
He usually censors his swears in his videos. Either that was on accident or intentional to bring his point home
Prob@@SenoGhell
4:08 I can hear some raw emotion here. I dont think that was a joke. Thank you man, means a lot for more people then you think.
I was so inspired by you that for my English essay I wrote about why we SHOULDN’T give the homeless homes. (Gave me a B- cause there weren’t enough articles saying homeless shouldn’t get homes :/ )
What I learned from this video:
Buttplugs are the cost of doing business
You took away the right message
Satire and then giving legitimate advice at the end.I really needed this.Thank you.
Is anyone gonna talk about the smooth animation at 2:07?
Edit:Guess im famous now, id like to use this opportunity to say love can't be bought, becouse you probably don't haw enough money 💵.
Ikr ? Its like the best animation of the Channel 🤣
Didn’t move at 5 fps for once 😂
That was way to real and way to well animated
Indeed.
He's been having really smooth animation for like 5 seconds in his videos for a bit now
Yes. Good advice. Attachment is the root of suffering.
Me : crying because i got dumped
Notification : Why No One Loves You.... [Video]
But it's from him so I watched it anyway
@@Diamondplayz-ml3mj FR
hear me out...
if i never get into a relationship, i'll never break up :]
sounds good to me
If u broke up, somebody obviously loved u
@@Thylos thats the most genius thing ever said by a human. not kidding : D
Telling a girl "the her positions always have openings" is diabolical 😂😂😂😂 2:38
My favorite almost racist posted ❤
He is racist but noone care
Wdym almost?
Mf said almost and thought we wouldnt notice
for i am the one who cannot be loved, nor wants love, and lives in peace and bliss without worry.
The only authentic RUclipsr who doesn’t care about getting cancelled
I love how honest and straightforwardly realistical you are mostly accurate
1:27 Every time I hear “blood is thicker than water,” I feel the need to explain that that is not the original quote and means the exact opposite of what the original “the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb” quote means.
The end was surprisingly wholesome
Except for the moaning," hmm you want to hit that subscribe button"
4:05 i felt that... PHISICALLY
But in all seriousness Thanks for the help
This actually really helped me, thanks for screaming and cursing my depression away dude
My parents beat me every night since i got a -A
When my 11-year-old sister told my dad "Fetch me some fruity pebbles and chocolate milk *boy* ", he sent her to Ali Koca for a day, she is still traumatized after just one year.
What! How? @@imtyler99yearsago90
an A-*
My dad threw me down the stairs for a B+, no joke
@@ErebusHater thats sad
It's not that the dark thoughts don't win and get me to end myself, I am just too lazy to end myself. Thanks for the good message though. It's about 15 years too late
To me, I think about it, but I'm not motivated to do it.
This video hit harder than Diddy in a hotel
Comment of the decade
There isnt enough words to describe how perfect your videos are, the amount of joy and laughter these videos bring to people is sky high or at least it reaches TO THE MOOOOOON
3:20 was wild 😭😭
You just summit all of demon sleigh with that one sentence
At 3:20
@roboticmodelB not gonna lie the reason I don't feel like watching demon slayer is the Nezuko. It looks dope, but there is something about putting a gag to way too young looking demon child. It's weird to me seen it, and it gives me goosebumps people fancy her.
@@FratoiuAlexOh. I never thought about the muzzle that way
This man, made me shed a tear, thank you for all your content
3:44 i really needed that ty
Giving the name of your Chanel, as offencive as your videos are they really helped me improve and figure out a lot of stuff about not just myself but also other people as well
Love your videos man❤❤ much support
Been feeling real lonely lately, Thanks bro needed know what was going on!
It's all fun and games until DefendingEverybody comes along
1:42 Funny enough, I know a guy who bet to see if his friend could do a backflip on a (fairy low) bridge above a river, at night.
The guy did the backflip, but fell into the embankment instead of the river and became a quadriplegic, they are still friends. The guy who made the bet felt so bad that he became his friend's helper for everything.
Thats actually so true my parents after my nephew was born brough kind of a new light to them even when my recent niece was born thehy shown great happiness. I was also told when my grandparents first met me they were overjoyed and same with my other relatives like a great uncle i think. So when it comes to new borns and old people something just clicks for them.
0:11 "As you can see from my severly depleted breasts"
Finally! Answers to questions I’ve always had.
BRO 4:25 KILLED ME I CANT BREATHHHHHHHH
You're the last person I expected words of encouragement from but thanks!👍
Jeez Louise that was harsh
The end to this video was absolutely fucking immaculate 10/10 brought a genuine tear to my eye💯💯💯
Best offendingeverybody vid up to this point
The way he was slightly crying at the end about Jimmy was heartbreaking
I just go my first girlfriend. It was a lot easier than I expected so I’m starting to wonder if it’s a trap. The good/not good news is that she’s disabled, so it will be a lot easier to keep her.
Edit: Her parents told her to break up with me because our age gap. I'm 25 and she's 19.
I’m currently in the “talking stage” with a girl who said she wants to date. It was unexpected, to say the least.
She realizes her chances are 0 to get a chad
Why is this man so funny yet wise, and heart touching
0:55 my brother and i never seen each other as tools, at least i hope. Dude knows I'll do horrific shit for him if needed. Now I'm kinda wondering. 😂
Actually wholesome message at the end. Good for you
WTF I was crying over my ex girlfriend this morning! I guess he really does like Offending Everybody
Honestly, that ending bit made me actually feel better about the ptsd. all the fuckshit I've been through. I'm still here
“Diddlesaurus”😂😂😂😂😂1:17
Love this guys art style. Literally adds extra offense to the already offensive video. Beautiful 🙏
0:10 nice to know
Real😔🙏
If you haven’t heard this from anyone else today I just want to say that I’m proud of you and I love you.
Siblings?
Yeah... No
Man that last part was good to hear. Thank you
0:45 is very true
Only OffendingEverybody can give the most moving depression ending speech and then cut right into that Outro. God Bless this channel
2:27 You really nailed the bw/wm ir relationship 😂
Tf is that
2:50 b-but im not white :(
Try harder
More of a reason
@Allerbite whats that supposed mean?
Skill issue
Your fault ☠️
Building my ego by offending everybody is the new goal.
1:36 One of the best promos
I needed this... unironically... thank you...
I love your videos. Please dont touch children.
Why no one loves you.
1: you made a channel about offending people
2: you didn’t make a channel about offending people
The choice is yours
Thank you, I needed this video
To the moon
to the moon
To the moon
To the moon
To the moon
To the moon
My man got the best humor
0:32 ive been put in the washer before ☹️
uh wut
Cool
???
O_O
FUCKING pardon
the tone of this video in general is perfect for the topic and irony, and
With that ending giving actually advice and telling it how it is, you kinda got me. Im subscribed.
I think I know why this is in my recommended
You can't imagine how much I needed to hear that
@2:43 but its fun to make them gag and have the mascara run 😂
That might be funny when he says it but You are probably on a list somewhere now.
@@Oktopus549 *looks at the hooks and restraints in my bedroom*
Oh, my wife and I have been on that list for a while 🤣
hii i’ve been watching your videos for a while not too long but i really appreciate the message at the end thank you for being my favorite creator this year:)
2:55 how’d you get a pick of me?
No, that’s piss on my dad
I mean, that’s a picture of my dad
I noticed how during the ‘kids house on fire bit’ that the animation was smooth and all dramatic like.
Nice to see that you’re getting different and better animators.🎉
Less than one minute
Same here
SAME
Not same, 6 minutes
Oh hey 7 mins here @@GoldwaveGT
I had the first comment
This is the LAST thing i needed to see... but what I needed to hear. Thanks OE.
Damn calling us failures is crazy 😜
Another day, Another OffendingEverybody banger
Thanks for the last part man. Much love ❤
The position always has openings 😂
I needed this video! Are you sure this is the video about defending everybody or is this a video about bringing up? Everybody’s hopes and dreams
4:11 first time in a while I heard you not censored. I love it ❤❤
HAH ACTUALLY I JUST GOT A GIRLFRIEND TWO DAYS AGO SO HAH
nice 👍
BRO SAME
This channel makes me laugh. Like actually ever since I figured out about your existence, it became harder for me to laugh.
2:28 Ange??
Whole hand?
@@Mrdew5678yes
I really needed to hear this today
W vid dude
Also first so those annoying little kids don't say it
frankly, i was just expecting the normal stuff we get in these videos but i'm surprised, this is my favorite by far.
Lmao😂😂😂😂