@@0ffendingeverybodythat’s why I snort a couple of lines of coke before I get up so I can worry about my heart exploding rather than my empty bank account
Agreed. I lost my childhood early cause of myself though. I educated myself on the world, and logically realized that all things that seemed true to me were false (I was 7.)
Horniness is torture during puberty especially, the part of your brain that screams PUT IT IN is in absolute overdrive, daydreaming about boobs or some similar shit in math class is a test every teenage boy must endure.
@@stikbr5833trust me, *i know* *and I do not wish to be a part of this hellscape of a world that we call home, and living in a world where paid slavery is legal is a place I do not wish to exist*
Me, an minor, is agreeing to this honestly. People in my class are often some kind of weird people. I know it's probably because they are hitting puberty but they like start climbing the walls.
OffendingEverybody really had to say to their animators “guys what if we spend my entire life savings on animating a beautiful pair of D-Cups at 64 fps?”
1:15 that's so true because I broke my finger when I was young and when I got to the hospital, I felt so much better for no reason they didn’t even do anything. It’s just when they x-rayed my finger I just automatically felt better
i've slowly incorporated your videos as my personality, because there is a genuinely big amount of advice on your channel (ive watched every single video i know i need a life)
Your videos are the best man, each time im working on other projects, you are my go-to channel for easy to consume videos i can listen to. Keep up the good work.
Bro the animation has gotten so much better ! Please keep making vids and making us laugh! Ps. Don’t let RUclips see your videos they would have a seizure caused by all your funny content!
Oh, the joy that fills my heart is beyond measure! It’s a feeling of pure elation, a surge of happiness that washes over me like a wave. Why, you ask? Well, the reason for my jubilation is none other than a brand new upload from the RUclips channel that I hold in the highest regard, the one that I eagerly look forward to, the one that never fails to brighten my day. Yes, my favorite RUclips channel has graced us with a fresh new video, a new piece of content for us to devour, to enjoy, to savor. This is indeed a cause for celebration, a reason to exclaim, “Yay!” So here I am, expressing my delight, my excitement, my anticipation. Yay, a new upload from my favorite RUclips channel! What a wonderful day it is!
Good morning good sir, as I've stumbled upon your comment i started to wonder and hence now I've got a question for you fellow commenters would like to see you answer and that would be: "as i see you perhaps used artificial intelligence so that you could flawlessly generate a masterpiece of a comment without even thinking about it, so did you use it or no?"
Indeed, I have utilized artificial intelligence to facilitate a wide array of tasks and processes. The capabilities of AI are vast and continually expanding, encompassing fields such as data analysis, automation, predictive modeling, natural language processing, and much more. By leveraging these capabilities, I have been able to enhance efficiency, accuracy, and productivity in numerous areas. The journey of exploring and implementing AI is a long and ongoing one, filled with constant learning and adaptation. As we continue to advance in this digital age, the use of AI will undoubtedly become more prevalent and integral in our daily lives. So, to answer your question, yes, I have used artificial intelligence and will continue to do so for as long as possible.
You gotta respect the man I mean he just made a video about how videos are hard now because he keeps hiring his standard yet he keeps making videos quicker than ever so let's give him props❤
In your video, "Worst Types of Kids in Highschool." It's definitely discord mods. One discord mod one year older than me, said I was being "annoying" although he kept getting into my business, and told me that I would be banned if I kept going. HOWEVER, HE STILL DECIDED TO BAN ME, ON ACCOUNT I JUST SAID "I hate this server sometimes."
Why one video has alright animation skills, but videos like this have absolutely amazing quality?! It's a miracle! We need more videos like this where it's more animated. Jesus be blessing you right now.
Offending everybody, this video changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This video represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this video I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite video, I will never forget this experience.
My little brother asked my dad “where did I come from” and my dad said “you and your brother came from here the source” while pointing to his balls, shit brought back good memories
1:52 I am 12 years old so you are right those are correct but you know having a lot of energy also mean bad thing you know you need to go to sleep or else you know your eyes are bad or something like you are signed to go to sleep with you can't yeah that's the part where it becomes bad what happened a lot of energy is good because you can play with your photos or sisters you know like tag or something else always saying you know like running at faster and who will come 1st
Being a kid was awful for me. I had no freedom, kids would bully me at school, and no one would listen to me. You claim that as a kid you could eat whatever you wanted, but my parents were very strict about what I ate. You claim that as a kid you had no responsibilities, but my parents forced me to do my homework and study for tests. You claim that as a kid your parents were your slaves, but I was basically a slave to my parents. You claim that as a kid you had tons of energy, but I hated getting up every morning. I've literally spent years in therapy trying to get over the trauma from when I was a kid. I currently owe over $1,000 in therapy bills because my new insurance plan didn't cover it. Also when I was in kindergarten my teacher squeezed my hands until they went completely numb because I accidentally sat in someone else's seat at lunch.
Enjoy it dude, you’ll only realize when it’s too late. Appreciate your friends, appreciate your lack of responsibility, appreciate your playgrounds, parks, and school. Because one day you will realize, and there will be no going back.
the PUT IT IN juice was ALWAYS in me. I was dreaming about asses IN KINDERGARTEN. And it got so much worse when I reached puberty (sorry Misha (my cat))
Give me your best RUclips Clickbait titles
Bushes are best type of clothing
his cat ate him…
Being an adult be like...
Getting back custody of my child
Getting a girl in 4 steps
"It feels a little good to bully someone"
-OffendingEverybody
It really does
@@0ffendingeverybodyit does
No one can denied that
@@0ffendingeverybody Ong I'm bout to have a massive bullying count
it’s better to be a kid because you don’t have to worry about finding ajob
Why the actual hell does the animation seem better than normal?
That's what I'm saying
He got different animators
More views = more money = more money to give to his animator
I have multiple God like editors
He is evolving
“Ignorance really is bless”
Say no more
Not knowing the horrors the world is a great way to maintain happiness
@@0ffendingeverybodythat’s why I snort a couple of lines of coke before I get up so I can worry about my heart exploding rather than my empty bank account
I literally did not say my first words until I was like 4 or 5 years old so it seems I took the "say no more" to heart
Knowledge is a double edged sword
This guy is fucking hilarious
Pay your taxes or you don't get a free cookie.
Nice try fed I’m still not paying my taxes
I'll pay extra for more free cookies
@@Kostoja no brother don’t fall for their tricks
never!
I don’t care WHO the IRS sends, I am NOT paying my taxes
Childhood is a gift, which gradually loses its shine over time (unless you've been neglected as a child)
Opal reference.
Agreed. I lost my childhood early cause of myself though. I educated myself on the world, and logically realized that all things that seemed true to me were false (I was 7.)
Horniness is torture during puberty especially, the part of your brain that screams PUT IT IN is in absolute overdrive, daydreaming about boobs or some similar shit in math class is a test every teenage boy must endure.
Yeah
Real
ngl
Got some bad news, that PUT IT IN feeling isn't gonna go away after Puberty
You never know when you're going to be aroused, but you know if you have to stand up in front of the class somebody else wants to stand at attention
And yet they dare to put forward PG18 lollll
Yeah being a kid was peak life
It was the tits
@@0ffendingeverybodyyes
bro peaked in elementary school
@@vsbung Nu uh
Fr
Being a teenager is the worst of both worlds
With the inevitable impending having to pay taxes that you have no clue anything about!
@@stikbr5833trust me, *i know* *and I do not wish to be a part of this hellscape of a world that we call home, and living in a world where paid slavery is legal is a place I do not wish to exist*
Nuh uh ur jus dramatic
I’d say it’s the best and the worst moment of your life
@@amineghribiit’s literally
Many responsibilities.
No freedom.
The “PUT IT IN” will forever be funny.
Me, an minor, is agreeing to this honestly. People in my class are often some kind of weird people. I know it's probably because they are hitting puberty but they like start climbing the walls.
Im gonna touch you lil bro
Admitting you’re a minor on the internet is wild 💀💀
Hormones and Testosterone are really messin with your logic sensors
@@Ireallydislikehandleswhy?
And how is that? Am I gonna be able to find their school with that info? @@Ireallydislikehandles
“WIPE FASTER I GOT SOCCER PRACTICE BÍTCH”-OffendingEverybody
Lettin her know who wears the pants in that relationship
diapers*@@0ffendingeverybody
Don’t wipe let I crust
@@Chez2771 ...
0:01 I like how this frame is oddly terrifying and I want to keep it like that
Yes
2:48 were all the videos budget went
OffendingEverybody really had to say to their animators “guys what if we spend my entire life savings on animating a beautiful pair of D-Cups at 64 fps?”
The only channel that gives me consistent, genuine laughs. Loving the frequency of uploads recently btw
Being a kid is like life's demo
Waiting for the real game to load
@@0ffendingeverybodytutorial
Exept the demo is actually good unlike for many other games.
nah, its the free trial
@@nickhollow facts
people rushing tyo the comments before they even watch the video 🔥
I always appreciate homies helpin out the algo
Yes yes we do
Everybody wants to have the first comment what you got to admit being first is awesome
not really@@dishanyasotharan-ge6du
clearly a rush if you can't spell "to"
The cheeto dust rub at the end was disrespectful 😂
Priorities as a child
“ if feels good bullying someone”. truer words have never been spoken.
0:56 south park referenced
Yessirrrr!
I knew i wasn't the only one@@zgtarget9754
bro picked the WEIRDEST episode with kyle and apple
Making my therapist cry😂😂
Giving him second hand trauma
Felt😂
Now the therapist needs therapy
1:47 Dawg out of context this one frame is genuinely wild
Jerk your way out of poverty is one of my favorite lines
@@0ffendingeverybody It should be the official OnlyFans slogan
Best out of context compilation
this guy has mastered comedy
More like I mastered the art of not giving a F
Isn’t that a book?
Yes@@Ireallydislikehandles
1:15 that's so true because I broke my finger when I was young and when I got to the hospital, I felt so much better for no reason they didn’t even do anything. It’s just when they x-rayed my finger I just automatically felt better
i've slowly incorporated your videos as my personality, because there is a genuinely big amount of advice on your channel (ive watched every single video i know i need a life)
As a teen with a curious mind, I've often pondered this. Now, you're painting the picture for me, bringing my thoughts to life.
Your videos are the best man, each time im working on other projects, you are my go-to channel for easy to consume videos i can listen to. Keep up the good work.
"swave" wish we could turn back time,to the good ol dayssss
Having people do work for you feels so good
@@0ffendingeverybody 😂
@@0ffendingeverybody wait that’s illegal?
@@Ezdubsquestion nah
1:35 now I understand why his name is offendingeverybody but I swear to god this is the most relatable thing
0:31 I have actually done this and listened to this exact song (flight of the Valkyries) while my family was fighting
Bro the animation has gotten so much better ! Please keep making vids and making us laugh! Ps. Don’t let RUclips see your videos they would have a seizure caused by all your funny content!
As someone that is watching you on a daily basis, I can proudly say you live up to your name 👍🏿
"maybe you should take better care of yourself, Becky"😭😭
Now make Being A Adult Be Like...
Teenager* then adult. Being a Teenager is literally just like any deftones song ever released (including the song name Teenager)
0:39 aint no way brody ate candy crush. What is granny suppost to play now?!
2:10 "Stop BARKING!! We'll go to the pund to get a new one" 😂😂🤣🤣
Oh, the joy that fills my heart is beyond measure! It’s a feeling of pure elation, a surge of happiness that washes over me like a wave. Why, you ask? Well, the reason for my jubilation is none other than a brand new upload from the RUclips channel that I hold in the highest regard, the one that I eagerly look forward to, the one that never fails to brighten my day. Yes, my favorite RUclips channel has graced us with a fresh new video, a new piece of content for us to devour, to enjoy, to savor. This is indeed a cause for celebration, a reason to exclaim, “Yay!” So here I am, expressing my delight, my excitement, my anticipation. Yay, a new upload from my favorite RUclips channel! What a wonderful day it is!
AI generated ahh passage 💀
Good morning good sir, as I've stumbled upon your comment i started to wonder and hence now I've got a question for you fellow commenters would like to see you answer and that would be: "as i see you perhaps used artificial intelligence so that you could flawlessly generate a masterpiece of a comment without even thinking about it, so did you use it or no?"
Indeed, I have utilized artificial intelligence to facilitate a wide array of tasks and processes. The capabilities of AI are vast and continually expanding, encompassing fields such as data analysis, automation, predictive modeling, natural language processing, and much more. By leveraging these capabilities, I have been able to enhance efficiency, accuracy, and productivity in numerous areas. The journey of exploring and implementing AI is a long and ongoing one, filled with constant learning and adaptation. As we continue to advance in this digital age, the use of AI will undoubtedly become more prevalent and integral in our daily lives. So, to answer your question, yes, I have used artificial intelligence and will continue to do so for as long as possible.
You are the person who made me the Man I am today. I LOVE YOUR CONTENT BRO❤❤🎉🎉
Always glad to help out the homies
Thank you for making these videos it makes my day better
Recently found your channel and now I can't stop watching. Dude is laying out the facts of life lol
Spittin the truth every vid
W upload schedule fr, thanks man
every time this guys makes a new video he has 50k more subs than he had before lmao keep going strong!!!
3:04 “wish we could turn back time, to the good old days”
As someone who’s 21, 6’2”, and 155-160lbs I can say fs that the kid metabolism is one of the only things that stuck around 😂
You gotta respect the man I mean he just made a video about how videos are hard now because he keeps hiring his standard yet he keeps making videos quicker than ever so let's give him props❤
What do you mean by "hiring his standard"?
The kid rubbing Doritos on the dad killed me 😂
Offending everybody always fills me up with his icky gicky stuff
He fills me more 🥵
Mmmm how does my frothy knowledge taste??
@@0ffendingeverybody bro do you even know if that guy was under 18 if he wasn't im starting to think your on Epstein's List
@@Chocolate___1 All the more better 😉
@@onepunchman6165 im speechless bro
3:05 HUH???
As a black person this is kinda funny
In your video, "Worst Types of Kids in Highschool." It's definitely discord mods. One discord mod one year older than me, said I was being "annoying" although he kept getting into my business, and told me that I would be banned if I kept going.
HOWEVER, HE STILL DECIDED TO BAN ME, ON ACCOUNT I JUST SAID
"I hate this server sometimes."
has no one done their taxes? dude im too distracted by joe rogan podcasts to finish my 1099 he basically hit the nail on the head 😂 0:18
Why one video has alright animation skills, but videos like this have absolutely amazing quality?! It's a miracle! We need more videos like this where it's more animated. Jesus be blessing you right now.
Offending everybody, this video changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This video represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this video I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite video, I will never forget this experience.
I am so glad that youtube had me rate, this. This is probably one of the best videos I've ever seen.
My little brother asked my dad “where did I come from” and my dad said “you and your brother came from here the source” while pointing to his balls, shit brought back good memories
Animation getting better and better. Props
For some reason i love watching these offensive stuff Love youre content man ugh~
1:10 When I was 2 I fell off a ladder that whnt all the way to the gutters, and was pretty much fine a 1/2 hour later.
Ahh, the gotta PUT IT IN phase, its put me in some weird situations
Going to block buster and gaming all night was top tier
3:30 Kid scrolling through TikTok when his dad losing his beard.
1:28 - 8 year old me would like to have a word lmao
to be fair children have to worry about bible camp
Two OffendingEverybody videos in a week? I must have won the lottery
"having a gag reflex will get you to heaven" broooo 💀
God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers
Your pastor pays more attention to you when you're younger
Its just not the same after 13
@@0ffendingeverybody I hit puberty at 11 and no one understands the day dreaming I have.
@@Ezdubsquestionage 9🫡
Bro im watching this while eating a kitkat💀
1:21 dang dog caught me out of guard
When I was a kid, I never said, "I can't wait to grow up." Being a kid kinda sucks, but the pros outweigh the cons.
"if they loose their gag reflex they´ll get into heavean" bro why would you say that, now im going to hell because i cant stop laughing
1:52 I am 12 years old so you are right those are correct but you know having a lot of energy also mean bad thing you know you need to go to sleep or else you know your eyes are bad or something like you are signed to go to sleep with you can't yeah that's the part where it becomes bad what happened a lot of energy is good because you can play with your photos or sisters you know like tag or something else always saying you know like running at faster and who will come 1st
3:47 I’m ready for this day to come
0:12 clearly you’ve never met a catholic priest
Ayooooooo!!!!!
clearly, you never experienced happiness or fulfillment in your life. you're a sad person.
You forgot being carried in from the car while fake sleeping
They still have to go through school and depression, I know because I deal with that everyday.
WHY TF YOU JUST JUMPSCARED US
Trying to get that engagement
0:26 my life
@@Ryxn319 what
@@bowserblaster6418 wrong comment srry
2:30 wait till you hear about what happened to my dog when i was like 12 or 13?
I looked at the title wrong and thought it said doing a kid be like
One disadvantage: the crippling existential dread at how everything is going to shit
1:41 ZLAWG WHAT
2:25 made me do a double take
That black joke is wild but funny lol 3:04
“The other day I sneezed and threw out my lower back” why does this remind me of something 🤔🤔🤔
I like how this is all true in the most funniest. Ways as possible, love it. Great work
1:55 Brewstew Refrence?
Yeah, as an artist I take ideas. Glad one of my fans picked up on it
The thumbnail tho💀
I broke my wrist once it healed in one week
Ts low key is beginning to be nostalgic at 13 lmao I lost that fast metabolism and the sleep thing lmao
Being a kid was awful for me. I had no freedom, kids would bully me at school, and no one would listen to me. You claim that as a kid you could eat whatever you wanted, but my parents were very strict about what I ate. You claim that as a kid you had no responsibilities, but my parents forced me to do my homework and study for tests. You claim that as a kid your parents were your slaves, but I was basically a slave to my parents. You claim that as a kid you had tons of energy, but I hated getting up every morning. I've literally spent years in therapy trying to get over the trauma from when I was a kid. I currently owe over $1,000 in therapy bills because my new insurance plan didn't cover it. Also when I was in kindergarten my teacher squeezed my hands until they went completely numb because I accidentally sat in someone else's seat at lunch.
Man im really sorry bro 😢
@@power3399 Thanks
This is what I call unknown suffering
Damn…
As a gen alpha i can confirm that childhood is way worse than what you're describing (edit: still better than adulthood though lol)
Enjoy it dude, you’ll only realize when it’s too late. Appreciate your friends, appreciate your lack of responsibility, appreciate your playgrounds, parks, and school. Because one day you will realize, and there will be no going back.
Bro. Get into high school
@@xdldfined2990 ?
As a very late Gen z, I can approve this message
Why are you watching this then
2:42 Jesus is not made up
Proof
Homeboy forgot what channel he’s watching.
And Jesus isn’t white
@@FaustfromGuiltyGear"offendingeverybody" not "spreading misinformation"
@@Edited_Commentthe Bible is all the proof you need
ngl this bro put everything so well, bro is so good at describing life
You're the only guy I turned on all notifications for
0:31 song name ?
Rise of the Valkyries
@@Ryxn319 Thank you very much, I have been looking for this song for a hundred years brother
@@hamza_pasa1453 no my brother
Np*
2:40 jesus isn tmade up
He is
@@PilkDrinker-ip5dp no it is not
@@eryk3781 little kid
@@PilkDrinker-ip5dpI don’t like u
yeah he is i’m sorry
for the record i spit the milk from my cereal all over my desk cuz of this funny ass shit, great work bro
“I’m the one making my therapist cry, so if anyone deserves McDonald’s, it’s me!”
- sun tzu
I got into these videos with a thick skin
but DAMN you finally got me! I tip my hat, sir! you've turned trolling into an artform!
the PUT IT IN juice was ALWAYS in me. I was dreaming about asses IN KINDERGARTEN. And it got so much worse when I reached puberty (sorry Misha (my cat))
What have you done to your CAT
@@immortalirx lets just say I almost got a bit... too *freaky*
I love this dude, doesnt give a shit about being offensive, just says whatever he wants to