coldstone creamery's wii game is so weird i don't think it was made by humans

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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024
  • coldstone creamery's wii game is so weird i don't think it was made by humans
    Twitter: / poofesure

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  • @Poofesure
    @Poofesure  Год назад +2332

    after editing i realized the random moaning was the old lady when she didn't get her ice cream quick enough

  • @amajikichoi7649
    @amajikichoi7649 Год назад +1212

    I'd like to imagine that instead of ordering like normal people, the customers just walk slowly down the street while chanting *"CHOCOLATE WAFFLE CONE WITH SPRINKLES"*

    • @wolfworks7339
      @wolfworks7339 Год назад +24

      That actually got a laugh out of me. 👍

    • @TheSports_Fanatic
      @TheSports_Fanatic Год назад +7

      I immediately started thinking of whopper whopper lol

    • @OurHereafter
      @OurHereafter Год назад +10

      And the pair of spastic floating hands waves all over the place

    • @borritoguy2286
      @borritoguy2286 4 дня назад +1

      I read that to the tune of apple bottom jeans

  • @tarabear7744
    @tarabear7744 Год назад +907

    As someone who used to work at Cold Stone, I can confirm that we listened to middle eastern music while we served ice cream outside by the scoop.

    • @amity.mp3
      @amity.mp3 Год назад +59

      Did you have another Cold Stone right across the street, too?

    • @OGSwavyyyyy333
      @OGSwavyyyyy333 Год назад

      @@amity.mp3LOOL

  • @rubiwilson
    @rubiwilson Год назад +1430

    Dude I never thought I would ever see anyone play this game. I got this as a kid from a relative and even 6 year old me was weirded out by it

  • @x-ray5036
    @x-ray5036 Год назад +387

    This game feels like a complete fever dream

    • @Brixster
      @Brixster Год назад +17

      Because it _is_ a complete fever dream 🤣

    • @tylern6420
      @tylern6420 Год назад +6

      cooking fever in ohio fr fr

  • @Clow0
    @Clow0 Год назад +305

    How the hell does he keep finding these obscure ass games lmao

    • @grandre3464
      @grandre3464 Год назад +31

      An alien beamed him up and he woke up unconscious in a barren field with this game in his pocket

  • @LJMaster773
    @LJMaster773 Год назад +917

    At this point I'm convinced Poof has played 70% of ALL Wii games.

    • @joshuamillerick1145
      @joshuamillerick1145 Год назад +4

      Yes

    • @Rebateman
      @Rebateman Год назад +17

      But has he played the MySims games?

    • @goobergrunts7985
      @goobergrunts7985 Год назад +37

      I don't know what convinced you of that considering that the Wii had 1,641 game release's so to play 70% of all Wii games he would have to play approximately 1,148 different Wii game's.

    • @Rochi100k
      @Rochi100k Год назад +7

      Not even close

    • @jellymcmichaels4240
      @jellymcmichaels4240 Год назад +5

      I kinda wanna see him play "Wacky Races: Crash and Dash"...

  • @brendanhutchins
    @brendanhutchins Год назад +160

    Between the surreal ice cream experience and the glitchy hands, this is the most I've laughed at a video from Poof in a long time

  • @alexsautismacceptancechann1459
    @alexsautismacceptancechann1459 Год назад +190

    There’s really a wii game for EVERYTHING, isn’t there?

    • @kaitlando636
      @kaitlando636 Год назад +16

      Same with simulation games lol

    • @IceFansBusesMore
      @IceFansBusesMore Год назад +5

      But there is no total drama wii game😂

    • @Bush_Dog777
      @Bush_Dog777 7 месяцев назад +2

      There is a Wii game for challenge pissing
      I'm not kidding

  • @Earthphones
    @Earthphones Год назад +468

    I like that Poof manages to find a way to rage at an ice cream game

    • @actualtruck
      @actualtruck Год назад +33

      clearly youve never played coldstone creamery. shits hard as fuck bro

    • @Earthphones
      @Earthphones Год назад +3

      @@actualtruck lol

    • @ConnorW8
      @ConnorW8 Год назад +12

      with that wii remote having movement issues he surely will rage

    • @LycanFerret
      @LycanFerret Год назад +11

      ​@@ConnorW8 Being able to actually see his uncalibrated or poorly distanced Wii remotes tweaking was a joyous experience that explains all his troubles in games ever.
      Everything makes so much sense now. Either he has an infrared interference, a dirty or busted sensor, an uncalibrated remote, or is too far or too close to the sensor.

    • @LycanFerret
      @LycanFerret Год назад +7

      Personally I think he's too close to the sensor. In a recording set-up, being the proper distance with a wired video capture is near impossible. You have to treat it like you would an Oculus game.

  • @Bunny_Killer
    @Bunny_Killer Год назад +137

    How violently the hands shake was all I could focus on for some time

    • @egg-tc9qt
      @egg-tc9qt Год назад +1

      SAME

    • @herrforehead
      @herrforehead 6 месяцев назад +8

      Coldstone creamery - parkinsons edition

  • @mintpoofs
    @mintpoofs Год назад +68

    why did every company and celebrity under the sun just have the urge to make their own wii game

    • @blackneji1701
      @blackneji1701 4 месяца назад +4

      Because the wii was that revolutionary in 2006/2007

  • @ethandiaz5511
    @ethandiaz5511 Год назад +54

    9:40 the girl stealing the ice cream from the old lady was too funny

  • @xLodus
    @xLodus Год назад +96

    As a person who works in an ice cream shop similar to cold stone this game is 100% accurate to real life

  • @samthegoanimateman6695
    @samthegoanimateman6695 Год назад +36

    Honestly who ever went to their local Cold Stone and said to themselves “Wow, it would be really cool if they made a Wii game about this place!” That’s the weirdest part

  • @melz4766
    @melz4766 Год назад +39

    the part where he THREW the last scoop of chocolate ice cream had my stomach HURTING- 💀

  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge6807 Год назад +59

    Probably not Poof's style of game, but I really enjoyed the game Epic Mickey for the Wii. It was beautifully dark, but made me rage a LOT from how difficult it was. I never completed it.

    • @Z5Z5Z5
      @Z5Z5Z5 Год назад +1

      EXACTLY WHY WAS IT SO SCARY like wtf it caught me off guard

  • @TravelingRat
    @TravelingRat Год назад +33

    That “boooo” sound effect had me rollin😂💀

  • @therealpoketom
    @therealpoketom Год назад +8

    This looks like one of those games that was specifically designed for older grandparents who needed a quick last minute birthday or Christmas present for their grandkid's and the only games they had left was a bunch of games like this on a rack labeled "Clearance"

  • @adamk9652
    @adamk9652 Год назад +37

    This has to be one of the weirdest wii games I've ever seen.

  • @Tattooineismycity
    @Tattooineismycity Год назад +26

    10:05 got me crying for no reason 😂😭

  • @clowneggion
    @clowneggion Год назад +27

    Bro deal with your sensors lmfao Vs mode is actually so much fun when it’s not giving you an epileptic seizure it’s unironically some of my greatest childhood memories

  • @kristiansoriano2844
    @kristiansoriano2844 Год назад +23

    The way he keeps imitating the girl's "thank you" LMAO

  • @cherrycokegirl2206
    @cherrycokegirl2206 Год назад +10

    I remember playing this game when I was in 3rd grade. I got the game for cheap in a scholastic book flyer. Honestly I was just excited I got a Wii for Christmas that year and any game I could get my hands on was fun. It’s so weird to see the game again I just remember the music being weird, the customers slowly walking by, the weird voices, and the creepy experience with the woman staring at you when u need to restock sprinkles or ice cream.

  • @cerealandpancakes
    @cerealandpancakes Год назад +16

    “I’m playing with myself by the way”
    Poofesure, 2023

  • @mrhunterbinkleberry
    @mrhunterbinkleberry Год назад +60

    Watching poof play this, as a worker for coldstone is so funny. Half of this stuff isnt even what we do there, so its very interesting to watch.

    • @Z5Z5Z5
      @Z5Z5Z5 Год назад +1

      I mean we all know what you do. It's part of the name.

    • @canteensupplier9084
      @canteensupplier9084 Год назад +2

      ​@@Z5Z5Z5 They must use and produce lots of "cream". 😋

    • @garrettfiorito4482
      @garrettfiorito4482 5 месяцев назад

      U make ice cream ?

  • @ConnorMiller417
    @ConnorMiller417 Год назад +80

    Poofesure is the only person who can find a way to rage at an Ice Cream game and find a way to make us all laugh! 😂😂😂

  • @dogemaster9676
    @dogemaster9676 Год назад +38

    me every time after the lobotomy

  • @samwecerinvictus
    @samwecerinvictus Год назад +32

    Late night uploads, you know it’s gonna be a good sleep with Poof.

  • @highinfidelity_
    @highinfidelity_ Год назад +48

    watching poof play the most random and old games is something i never thought i would need

  • @superstarftw7712
    @superstarftw7712 Год назад +21

    I am loving the videos every 1-2 days. Poof makes my stressful days so much easier

  • @owomars
    @owomars Год назад +8

    “I’m not reading all this, It’s scooping ice cream how hard can it be”
    *spent like a minute trying to figure out the game at first*

  • @kadenwolf5798
    @kadenwolf5798 Год назад +6

    That little girl that stole the ice cream from the grandma had BARELY gotten into frame.🤦

  • @HolicChan
    @HolicChan Год назад +16

    Can we all agree that the wii has the absolute strangest game library?

    • @warnegoodman
      @warnegoodman Год назад +3

      I'm still mad that "Mushroom Men: The Spore Wars" flopped.

  • @dxrlingsofmine
    @dxrlingsofmine Год назад +6

    "thank you that was for the grandma but you can steal it" the way he said it

  • @LycanFerret
    @LycanFerret Год назад +30

    Poof, your Wii remotes are going bonkers. Which is why you're struggling so much. The cursor should be smooth and constant. Yours are glitchy and flashing, and they'll be like that in games where you can't see a cursor as well. Which means it's harder to play. There's a few things you can try to fix it.
    Move farther or closer to the sensor bar until it stabilizes.
    Clean the sensor bar if it has any marks on it.
    Check for an infrared interference, which could be anything. An open curtain letting in too much light. A bright TV or monitor, lights too close to the sensor.
    Calibrate the Wii remotes every time you turn on the Wii or start up a game. Set it sideways to the TV during the calibration test, in the spot where you'd be playing from, face down for 10 seconds. Then point it straight at the TV and see if it's correct.

    • @LukeNinjago
      @LukeNinjago Год назад +8

      It's Poof, do you really think he would do that or is smart enough to think of that?

  • @eduardoahh
    @eduardoahh Год назад +49

    Poof is the perfect guy to go play some ice cream game and make amazing content out of it

  • @15kinz
    @15kinz Год назад +15

    poof playing the most random games is my favorite type of video

  • @drexsd4448
    @drexsd4448 Год назад +13

    Poof playing one of the weirdest game from my childhood was not something I had on my bingo card. I got this game from a fucking scholastic book fair catalogue and played it a total of 3 times. Not fond memories, but memories indeed

  • @RagtagOcean
    @RagtagOcean Год назад +9

    Petition for Poofesure to play the Six Flags game for the Wii. Loved that game as a kid and there’s a ridiculous amount of mini games

  • @jennideangelis
    @jennideangelis Год назад +22

    as someone who’s worked at coldstone i can say it’s 100% like this😂

  • @TSwany
    @TSwany Год назад +3

    Oh my god I had this game as a kid and I don't remember much from it but I genuinely started to forget about it. I'm so glad other people remember this piece of shovelware

  • @timroehm1728
    @timroehm1728 Год назад +8

    9:30 Thank you even though you steal the ice cream from a grandma😂

  • @mattmojo105
    @mattmojo105 Год назад +4

    From a pro athlete,a hairstylist,Chuck E. Cheese employe, Papaeria employees, owning your own restaurant, a chef, Santa Claus' helper and now an ice cream man. What's in store next?

  • @zachdamenti4387
    @zachdamenti4387 Год назад +8

    I’ve never even heard of this weird game for the Wii until now!

  • @ryleecarlton9415
    @ryleecarlton9415 Год назад +13

    I need to see Poof play an obscure Wii game my mom bought me called Neighborhood Games. It was... Something alright

  • @jellymcmichaels4240
    @jellymcmichaels4240 Год назад +14

    Plot twist: The reason this game is so weird is because it was made by AI...

  • @portalwalker_
    @portalwalker_ Год назад +6

    Check if there is anything reflective on the side between the Wii remotes and the sensor bar. This might be the reason for the glitchy pointer

  • @radrolla3406
    @radrolla3406 Год назад +22

    9:32 - 9:46 got me dead XDDD

  • @Nzcade
    @Nzcade Год назад +8

    They actually made a video game about ice cream

  • @Skullgamer3_3
    @Skullgamer3_3 Год назад +18

    never knew this game existed but this video is legendary haha

    • @aplive58
      @aplive58 Год назад +5

      Poof's non-Nintendo content in a nutshell.

  • @Mavhawk64
    @Mavhawk64 Год назад +4

    At his point, I think poof has a wii dealer

  • @julianvillarreal1450
    @julianvillarreal1450 Год назад +5

    Never ever seen a Wii game named this before.

  • @zachperkins688
    @zachperkins688 Год назад +1

    This insane voice acting literally made my whole day

  • @jeiku5041
    @jeiku5041 Год назад +2

    The people look as soulless as Apple's facial tracking emojis.

  • @EpicTyphlosionTV
    @EpicTyphlosionTV Год назад +6

    I actually bought this game when I was really young. I didn't remember much, though I think I know why

  • @DragoNate
    @DragoNate Год назад +2

    well at least we know if you have parkinson's with extreme seizures, you can still serve ice cream pretty well.

  • @WhereIsKeela
    @WhereIsKeela 22 дня назад

    I love the "random games from the clearance section at GameStop" era

  • @thepurperpanther2642
    @thepurperpanther2642 Год назад +2

    Me thinking he'd be great at selling ice cream when literally a few seconds later...
    Poofesure: "I've thought about opening my own ice cream shop... This game is discouraging that idea even more."

  • @BonziBUDDY
    @BonziBUDDY Год назад +2

    Who would have thought that a soulless shovelware game where you work as a wagie would be awful

  • @DragoNate
    @DragoNate Год назад +2

    1 remote = wii
    2 remote = wiiwii
    you are playing with your wiiwii. i am surprised youtube allows this s3xua1 content.

  • @Brainloss224
    @Brainloss224 Год назад +6

    I always had a hard time scooping ice cream…this game helps a lot 💀

  • @PigBoy99
    @PigBoy99 Год назад +4

    “Why do we have a coldstone here there’s literally one right across the street” Starbucks

  • @benm5970
    @benm5970 Год назад +2

    How does this 20$ Wii game actually look more like a free flash game than the Papa Louie’s games?

  • @stinkyjoe4720
    @stinkyjoe4720 Год назад +2

    having parkinsons at cold stone simulator

  • @elirose8961
    @elirose8961 Год назад +1

    this might be the hardest ive laughed at a youtube video, poofesure youve done it again

  • @epsilon6516
    @epsilon6516 Год назад +2

    This is that joke about Michael J Fox making milkshakes

  • @isabelleface2390
    @isabelleface2390 Год назад +2

    Something else that’s really weird about this game is how oddly verbose it is with simple words, like how cones are called “Cold Stone creation containers” and toppings are called “Creamery Mix-Ins” even though actual Cold Stone workers never use such terminology. It’s like the developers have never actually went to a Cold Stone before, lmao.

  • @bryangorney9808
    @bryangorney9808 Год назад +1

    the cold stone person's eyes, across the street, really be tweaking

  • @deerestalan9247
    @deerestalan9247 Год назад +1

    You know what's funny is I have a cold stone ice cream shop near me I didn't know they're making this much Bank

  • @fridaynightfunkinfan5627
    @fridaynightfunkinfan5627 Год назад +7

    3:46 Did y'all see that emoji PNG? 😏 Also, 10:07 That's what she said!

  • @sectorcodec
    @sectorcodec Год назад +1

    Ahh the bleep bloop episode about this is one of my favorite RUclips videos ever

  • @Brendo55
    @Brendo55 Год назад +10

    "cream" is in the name of the game and he still managed to spell it as creem

  • @roserandomde
    @roserandomde Год назад +3

    So I've tried to play this on my TV 2 days in a row and everytime it does it buffers for forever and then blanks out. Lmaoo

  • @forsetimaster0689
    @forsetimaster0689 Год назад +1

    For as hilariously bad this game is, using 2 Wii Remotes for a single player game is a really neat concept. I'm sure it wasn't the only game to use it, but none that I know of do.

  • @tio405
    @tio405 Год назад +3

    3:46 someone tell me that I wasn't the only one that saw the 😏 thing lmao

  • @zazzuhzaz1275
    @zazzuhzaz1275 4 месяца назад

    They'd literally make a game about anything back in the day.

  • @angelenas3573
    @angelenas3573 Год назад +10

    I'll never get tired of videos like this poof 😭🤣

  • @nathankim7664
    @nathankim7664 Год назад +3

    6:14 The sketchy game developers look like they ripped off the Stingy character from "Lazy Town".
    Boy, listening to the "Mine" song in 2017 was so long ago...

  • @Ferrothorn462
    @Ferrothorn462 Год назад +1

    That's an insane coincidence because I got cold stone a few hours before this was uploaded lol

  • @pancakeidiot14
    @pancakeidiot14 Год назад +1

    day ??? in the backrooms: why is there a lot of coldstone ice cream balls here? and why do I hear a man screaming at his wii?

  • @jaydenmunguia4548
    @jaydenmunguia4548 Год назад +1

    “what was the budget 50 dollars?”. 💀💀💀

  • @codenamexelda
    @codenamexelda Год назад

    Fun fact: old wemon and icecream get their own holidays in frippletown

  • @Corbs_vinyl_and_cassettes
    @Corbs_vinyl_and_cassettes 10 месяцев назад

    this game looks like a coldstone creamery flash game ad

  • @djsoundwave7189
    @djsoundwave7189 Год назад +12

    This game is so cursed 😂

  • @MegaMoniMRA
    @MegaMoniMRA Год назад +1

    For my sanity, please get a new remote. I’m about to lose my shit

  • @sackyhackMxO
    @sackyhackMxO Год назад

    Plot twist the company never got the rights from Cold Stone

  • @fluttervixen
    @fluttervixen Год назад +3

    Used to play this game when I was little, it stressed me out so bad

  • @RepostCollection
    @RepostCollection Год назад +1

    You should have changed out your left wii remote when you noticed that it was broken

  • @maybelikealittlebit
    @maybelikealittlebit Год назад

    Idk why but the title made me laugh for so long… subbed 😂

  • @heavenlything
    @heavenlything Год назад

    the other cold stone creamery worker's face is having a seizure

  • @roanoke42
    @roanoke42 Год назад

    The left hand remote is so screwy it is causing visual glitching that can be spotted if paused at the right time.

  • @s_sunshower
    @s_sunshower 11 месяцев назад

    this literally feels like someone ported a flash game from the mid 2000s to the wii, down to the quality of the graphics, sound effects, fonts and everything else. why was this game made

  • @liyucries
    @liyucries Год назад +1

    it's 12 am and i have to wake up at 4,,,, but poof rage comes first frl

  • @jeffreysmith5671
    @jeffreysmith5671 Год назад +1

    It would be a laugh fest to see him play the Six Flags Wii game.

  • @StarkMaximum
    @StarkMaximum Год назад

    I think the funniest part about this game (and it's very funny) is the idea of giving snacks and treats to the customer to help turn your clock back a bit, to make them less impatient.
    "Man, come on, I've been standing here waiting for my ice cream for ten minutes! How long does it take?"
    "Here, have a Twizzler."
    "Huh. You know what, sure, I can wait a little a longer."

  • @jonasmcconnell9649
    @jonasmcconnell9649 Год назад +1

    All of this time and poof has yet to play carnival games

  • @louistafller-hyde4427
    @louistafller-hyde4427 Год назад +1

    10:06 "I'm playing with myself now by the way"

  • @lisanitvega4948
    @lisanitvega4948 Год назад +1

    This video makes me feel old 😭😭

  • @marcus_558
    @marcus_558 Год назад

    The impressions are funny ash I swear