My First Spray Tan at One of Yelp’s Worst-Rated Tanning Salons | One Star Reviews
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- Опубликовано: 16 май 2019
- It’s been a long, long winter, and Taji is ready for the summer. To get a head start on his summer bod, he took to Yelp in search of the lowest-rated tanning salon he could find, in order to transform his skin to the perfect shade of orange.
So naturally, he went off to New Jersey to experience the services of a salon that’s tanned iconic celebrities including the cast members of “The Jersey Shore” and “The Real Housewives.”
Unfortunately, Sizzle Tans has received a heap of one-star reviews from people claiming to have experienced bad customer service - and subpar tanning results. At the risk of getting burned, Taji went to get a spray tan from one of Yelp’s worst-rated tanning salons to see if the reviews are accurate, or if they could redeem themselves.
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My man fell in love with the girl spraying him😂😂
It's the first woman besides his mom to see him that naked
I kind of did too 😂
Love at first site
@@lukaswatts8422 Sight*
Your husband has no taste 😂
Taj is so cringe that it's actually captivating
Omg 😂😂😂
SA Tauranga Right? I can’t tell if it’s on purpose
I comply....
@@volgax3646 I too wondered at first but he just has a natural awkwardness. I personally think it's just him!
It kills me
guys, him being socially awkward is his own doing. like he does it on purpose because he knows its hilarious
Jake Deen we know it’s just funny to highlight it😂
But what if it's not hilarious? 🤔
@@truculenttabasco then u dislike maybe or no
@@DailyGamers15 yes he does it on purpose
Jake Deen ok
He should take her out on a date, they both are equally awk but she likes that lowkey
Megh Patel she’s definitely not that awkward or even near.
Lolmaetzvg stfu chad
@@Elennmin "shredded alpha dude"
@@sludgerat666 like wtf lmao
Take it from a girls perspective; she was NOT digging it.
This dude creates so cringey and awkward moments it’s hilarious
your spelling is hallairous
HoloEX i find it oddly charming
Yah it is funny. Like the very end taking to her lol
@@annalecroix305 I find it evenly cringy.
nothing wrong with his spelling it's his grammar
Can we just take a second to appreciate who the hell edited this video
This star swipe is epic
Seriously, it's probably better than that spray tan.
Your Daddy wait thats my name
Merope Angel oh yeah yeah
Your Daddy it was me!!!
*THE VIBE THOUGH*
Bro you literally found your soulmate and she's already seen you basically naked so I mean I'm no scientist but the math is spelled out perfectly here.
Yes
Lol at the idea of a soul mate
Future Shaman lol because you said "lol at"
@@maxv0085 What's wrong with it?
Future Shaman Because who in their right mind would "lol at"
@@maxv0085 I can't help not to lol at you for saying this
I read a comment saying this guy looks like a snapping turtle when he smiles and now I can’t unsee it lmao
Same 🤣🤣
🖕🏾
i was just thinking the same thing, this show is gold!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
🥴
Lmao dude i fucking love this guy. His awkwardness is way too perfect and the editing is awesome.
Same, can't help but like the guy. Hopefully, as his success grows he will have more luck with females!!!
James Spivey i hope he never changes
@@kyrozephyr8628 takes a smart man to play dumb
Mr diddle bro so cringy
I turned 999 likes to 1k
I actually felt so bad for her when she said she was nervous, she seemed lovely
Liam Wiltshire you could tell she was dying inside, I felt bad.
@@mrwoody1413 She was just pretending to be nervous and sweating so he wouldn't figure out she is actually a robot after all
She sucks tho
@@morpher728 what?
@@emiliomarbanjr Ass spray tan
His 90s blue flame shirt gets me every time
Was going to thumb up but it's at 69 so that's nice.
He’s NAILING the Guy Fieri Winter Line of Flame shirts. The “Icy Hot”’is hard to pull off. He’s OWNING the look.
Lol I used to have a red one
Do you know where can I get one?
@@guillermobaier go to your local thrifts stores your bound to find a few no doubt! 😂
I swear there was a connection with taj and that staff girl 😂
@TheCrazyKid1381 Nah lowkey she was kinda vibing with Taji
this guy breathes sex appeal
Banana Swag, yea. There was a connection. He came in with a tv camera crew. That's all.
This dude had me geeked with those eye protectors having a full conversation with her 🤣🤣
Same bruh 😭💀💀💀
LMAO!!
True confidence
Hater blockers level Deus Ex
You can see through them lol
Someone said he lookd like a snapping turtle when he smile💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LMAOOOO
Lmfaooooooooo!!!!!!!
Lmaooooooo I’m real life laughing bc it’s true
He caught feelings for the spray tan lady
Yeah... Lol 😆
I did to just watching this
you can tell she caught feelings for him too 😂
@@jh9875 The other girl said have a nice life not her
Please One Star Review...
- eye exam
- dental cleaning
- prostate exam
@@vasiovasio That's a colonic, not a prostate exam.
Max Covfefe no eye exam we don’t want him to get torchered
@@adamburgos1182 Just thought he should have a well-rounded checkup.
@@adamburgos1182 that is a very creative way to spell tortured. .......and I LOVE IT.
They did the dental exam... Hi
This guy is a 1 star at conversations
Hatem Kamel I’m dead
Probably talks to more people in one day than you talk to in a year lmao
I feel like it’s part of the act
hubert crackhead you really think this guy is a good conversationalist? that just shows how bad you are at talking to people.
@@jamesmorrison7989 You are obviously not very good at reading.
This guy sure does look like a snapping turtle when he smiles
Vanny L omfg lol
IM DEAD OMG 💀😂
Lmfaooo
Vanny L lmfao, when he gave her that creepy smile at the end when he was about to leave. That killed me. 😭😂
😂👍
This guy just says nothing and just stands there with his weird laugh which makes the situation more akward than it is
I have the weirdest and most unexplainable crush on Taji, like the kinda guy who takes you to olive garden on your first date in a Prius with board shorts on
Olive garden is so nasty
@@NinjaSushi2 why lots of people go there then
@@Bebedollie people are nasty
Taj clearly owns his persona and everything he does he’s the total opposite of egotistical and judge mental I just can’t stop fucking laughing:-)
Me too! Lol
That smile.
That goddamn smile.
It still haunts me.
He's the type of dude i would expect to see in a courtroom with 4 murder charges , so fucking creepy
This is the girl from sizzle tan
You absolutely went through that heartfelt conversation with those red things covering your eyes
fuck this guy is gold
@@hipopotomusman Literally
@@dennyrulos4847 lmaooo! true that
And i feel they left white rings around his eyes 😂
Lol
i think at the end he was trying to get the girl to say he was Hot as the opposite of cool, but it never happened :(. so he just gave her an awkward stare. LOL. Legend.
I thought she'd say he was Tanner
"Sorry, I just got nervous and I need to pee"
🤣
😂😂
*Taji flirting with the spray tanning attendant for 10 minutes*
He is so awkward lmao 8:08
She was cute af
"I'm cool with nuts"
@@samwright5219 3:33
“I don’t think there’s nuts in our product...” yeaaa. You might wanna confirm that...
I'm okay with nuts
Now you gotta add your own xD
Dude you can’t just say that she’s a person not a robot
It's "Yeah", not Yea.
@@dominicsandoval52 yeeeeeeeahhhh!!!
"love can be cruel sometimes" as taji walks away imagining what could've been. Oof.
Pls😭😭😭💀💀💀
"I'm not a robot"
Sounds like something a *ROBOT* would say!!
PLEASE BE ADVISED NOT TO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ROBOTS. NOT THAT THERE ARE ANY ROBOTS HERE .. ONLY humans, speaking Human English. Yes.
Spongebob ha
Or, you know, someone who’s not a robot
Is it possible for Taji to not make a conversation with someone awkward?
It's him. He's making it awkward.
that's why he is hosting this specific show
LOl 😂😂😂
"I'm cool with nuts"
- Taji, 2019
Nuttin wrong with that! :)
that girl looked like she was ready to cry at the end of the video lmao.
ps this editing is EVERYTHING.
Seems like a 5* place to me. Really clean and modern interior, friendly staff and the owner seemed genuine.
It might just be because he got two huge ass cameras with him. There must be something that got the business a lot of one star reviews and became the worst in yelp, he just didn't experience it :/
@@camaraderie1897 Yeah, I agree, that definitely could make some of these places put in effort that they don’t usually put, when the cameras are present. It does make me wonder at times how much of it is a front in order to appear better and how much of it is genuine.
@@ima.m.1658 idk... You see some of these other episodes like the boat captain for example, camera or no they don't give any fucks lol
I really hope they would go back to each 1 star place with a hidden camera and microphone, perhaps with another interviewer just to see if the experience is a lot different.
The way these videos are edited make me feel like I’m watching a video from the early 2000’s
More like the 90s...
@@patrickm7727 The early 2000s were basically the 90s
I think that's what they were going for.
Very 2003
same
His awkwardness makes me want to leave, but those 90’s special effects bring me back around
The awkwardness is the best part ahah
MaryKings92 shut the fuck up he’s awesome
He's like that because his acting, he's making the videos like that for people who want to really see the show and making the show special. I think he's Awesome.
Skyler Rose I found the Incel
Everyone has their opinion and they are entitled to it but it doesn’t make it a good lol the way he is makes this show
It's great that he shows kindness and compassion when he does these episodes. It would be so easy to take the piss out of these people for a few cheap laughs, but he does a great job in showing he human side of these people that have received bad reviews...well done!
He has a magical ability to pass on his awkwardness to other people
I can't tell if that flame shirt is on purpose to go with the "awkward" character or if that's what he wears casually.
He wears it all the time
It's a Guy Fiere Shirt. Definitely for the memes.
its prada
The flame shirt is a lifestyle.....666 likes!
Yes
This man is the RUclips version of Michael Cera.
Holy crap. Yes. He legit looks like the Indian version of Cera too.
Even the conversation n way he talks lol. Got hella superbad vibes from this
caveman lovesmoke Bruh fr lol this man really got me reminded of Michael cera lol
Even the spray tan
You're welcome for 1000
Taji is SO adorable. I love the way he treats other people & his sense of humor & his perfectly timed awkward smile!
Lol it’s nice that she was honest about being nervous when he asked her what was up. It’s nice you get to give all these one star places a chance!!!
I feel like this was an awkward dating show between Taji and the cashier/spray lady.
😂
Judicial78 was thinking the same thing bro,🤣🤣
Judicial78 yes
Very awkward :) yes totally
He’s literally me trying to talk to my crush
cool, that's really cool.
* *
i trew up when i talked to my crush just like stan marsh.
To have such confidence and also be so awkward. Its awesome that you can be that way.
Who cares if he's painfully awkward at times, at the end of the day he's still obviously a really good person and that's all that matters.
He exaggerates it on purpose. The fact you and everyone else cant tell is very concerning. How fucking unaware can you be.
Yes well said.
Next up: I visited a one star reviewed drug dealer
FBI Guy so you thought he will take you to your dealer??? Not this time fbi nice try
alejandro paiva Bruh you just exposed my cover, expect a visit from the fbi 💀
Too bad we can't because you bastards are trying to shut down the market places. Or so I heard.
"I had sex with a one star reviewed hooker"
FBI Guy 969 to 970
Taji: Thank you
Tan girl: You’re welcome
Iconic
Then he proceeds with the most awkward small ever
@@tylerjohnson2307 HAHAHA that was another whole level
Your friendly neighborhood black bro
"So I just stand on this....barefoot....cool "
@@tylerjohnson2307 smile*
The lady spraying him seemed very sweet. You can't please everyone!
The awkwardness of this guy makes the show 😂😂 i laughed hard a couple times in this video.
Taji is so awkward and cringe but he is like so perfect for this
8:26 that nod.. LOL
Has he ever talked to a girl before?
I can't stop feeling like he really likes that girl
Yeah, checked the comments only for that
*She’s gay*
Soul Steele and where did you get that information from? not that I care, but just curious
@@bighendrix5696 I'm pretty sure he's playing a character
It was edited to make you feel that way, corny love song, focusing on his awkwardness...total setup. My real question is if he if he is playing a part when he’s on camera or is he really is that goofy
I love that he acts so damn awkward in every episode lmao
The ability you have to make people uncomfortable is amazing 😂😂 I love this guy
Man Indian Shia LeBeouf really likes that blue flame shirt doesn’t he
💀💀💀
you just wanted to say indian shia lebeouf man..
Wat I think what u meant to say was Indian Guy Fieri
I said the same thing a few videos ago......yup he's our Shia LeBeouf
MIDKNIGHT FENERIR same thing
This was so cute, it was like an awkward first date. Or when you're talking to someone and you suddenly realize you like them and things get weird.
GAY!!
@Ivan Alexander ROLL TIDE!
@Ivan Alexander what
Ah, a fellow zoomed in face
I find all of Taji’s videos amazing. He is calm, kind and respectful. All the videos are hilarious and edited wonderfully. Thank you for always being yourself and opening our eyes to how judgmental people can be and use the internet to air all their anger without face to face confrontation and repercussions.
This is one of the only shows I watch that makes me say "I really *could* be a better investigative journalist than this guy" and I think that's precisely what makes your show so fresh. Four stars, keep it up, Taji!
My boy tryin’ to lay some pipe😂
Max Heredia English please
Outpat he wanted the secs
@@offwhitecolby That's for sure. The thirstiest little turtle I ever did see.
@@earthwerm Fucking grammar nazi
@@earthwerm He was attempting to seduce that woman into procreating with him
The awkwardness makes me want to jump out of my window.
I thought ur profile pic was the 1 star guy smile bruh
GabbusWabbus awkward is cute! But yeah the girl was pretty awkward haha. Can’t blame her tho
This was adorable to watch the chemistry between them 🥰
Taji is the most majestic person I have ever seen. And the editor definitely needs a raise (his edits just keep getting better and better with every episode) 😂.
That good bye was cringy AF with that serial necrophilia killer smile, but he coo tho.
Dude, has staring at her like wtf🤣
Yeh trust ahaha, I can’t tell if he does it on purpose or nah
Your expectations, tho .... 🤦♀️
What in the fuck is serial necrophilia lol
"Serial necrophilia killer"
when he was leaving the place ive never cringed so hard jesus
ikr he just stood there smiling at her with his awkward smile for a good few seconds
Had to watch it again cuz it was like being on drugs
Maybe he's into her
He was trying to spit game lol
I hope you remain cringed for a month.
My favorite turtle on the internet! Seriously love your series man. Absolutely brilliant, very well done and can tell you've improved a lot as well. You're awkwardness somehow never feels overly fake and works so well. Keep the beauty in this gem. Don't make it something you think it is, let it be what it is. Absolutely perfect! No complaints 3 out of 5 stars!
He looks like every girl before prom
Whoever did the editing on this video deserves a raise
Know right. I love the 80s vibe to it
this editor needs to be the highest paid member of the staff for sure!!!
VICE thought they were getting a diversity hire with that name. Instead they got a Tim and Eric fan who looks like Ethan Klein. It's the best thing to ever happen to VICE.
Totally 90's, amirite?
jibk this program needs to air on tv
He's so sweet, it breaks my heart
Hahaha omg I miss these videos so much! Come back Taji, I need more! 👍🏻
We want the girl back in this channel. One star date coming soon.
"As you were on top, I really enjoyed that. Why are there so many negative reviews?"
Please do a dating episode with this girl. She definitely digs you.
Teacher: you need to use a hook that grabs the readers attention
Me: As I stood there more naked than usual
When he gets the spray tan he looks like a k mart brand Ethan Klein
This is what explains trump's reverse raccoon eyes.
Trump will be our president for another four years, hope you’re cool with that🙂
@@brianchristopher5588 not a US citizen though, so no really my president..
Brian Christopher didn’t ask
@French Jesus But I'm already in "my country".
French Jesus how could I go back to my country if I’m already in my country
I'll be mad if there's no awkward date followup episode between the employee and that dude.
1 STAR tinder date review
Jordan Tomlinson tinder is for quickies my g
Micheal Cera's and Ethan Klein's love child
Cutie* 😂😂😂
Dude... un-fucking-canny
🤯
a little nathan feilder in there too haha
💯
i love this dude, i feel like he would be a really kind friend
The sexual tension in this episode is palpable
fucking love the word "palpable" easily one of the best words in existence
You can palp it
The senate
1 star sexual tension
TheJewThatCuckedYou able to be palped
Tajj, i love you man.. but those were pathetic flirting attempts 😂
I think the worst part was that he was wearing a flame dress shirt. That automatically disqualified him.
I think that's part of the act. Really. It seems intentional. Although, I am not good with people myself so I hold nothing against the man.
Keith Adams bruh he needs to know the basics of how to talk to a woman. Presentation is a must every time you go out in public. Atleast look decent. Lol. He was flirting with her. Look at the end of the video where he said they should hang out some time and she brushed him off lol
@@BAP3221 that's an act for the show jesus christ he is intentionally awkward. Have you never seen that done before? Pretty common act. You're here giving flirting advice to this ACTOR (he assumes an exaggerated character or even version of himself for the show) like a moron
Amy true it’s all entertainment and he’s damn good at it
More Episodes! I love this series 😁👏
I love this guy. He makes me laugh every time I see his review episodes.
Its so awkward watching him flirt with the lady who did his tan😂
a outline lmao thats how i met my gf😂😂
I guess, he was still green.......I'll show myself to the door.
Honestly, he has more courage than 99% of the haters commenting on here. At least he's attempting to overcome his shyness when talking to a woman. It's easy to hate on other people.
@@theskiesaredark I'm not hating on him
@@theskiesaredark he only has more courage than you
He compliments this show really well haha. I love it.
the only thing he is missing is a moustache
I've been watching all the episodes of this in reverse and this is proabaly the best one, Taj should follow-up.
"We're back on air" was the best he came up with after vibin with girl.
Why does his awkwardness and extra long smiling remind me of Toby Maguire from Spiderman 3 hahaha
It really does remind me of that hahaha
He reminds me of ur man from from h3h3 but a younger version.
Still the best Spiderman in existence
It’s pizza time
he said “i’m cool with nuts” then she said “😐”
😂💀
That was him telling her I’m gay and that’s why I didn’t ask for your number at the end.
This guy is the most entertaining and I don’t know why but I love it
This guy is my favorite. That blue flame shirt always makes me smile in the videos, and I love when he just stares then nods his head- kind of reminds me of billy on the street with the mic being put in front of people after a statement, not a question hahaha. Fine gonzo journalism.
Have you gone back and asked the tanning woman out yet? 🤔😂
She seemed pretty interested lol
I was thinking the same thing lol.
I hope they hang out together
Aaron Rommelrath BUT THAT ONE PART WAS SOO AWKWARD HE WAS JUST STARING AT HER FOR LIKE 10 seconds
@@lovelyqueen5072 oh yeah that was a face palm moment for me, I felt the sexual tension deplete on her part... kinda hurt a bit to watch 😂
Those mad Taji flirting skills tho....1 second eye contact the way to go
The thumbnail is gold. Same expression going in and out.
Honestly this is my favorite show, it deserves 30 minute episodes
Why do I get the feeling that he kinda liked the spray tan lady?
Why do i get the feeling that he kinda likes any women that will actually talk to him , even if it's literally her job
Not a Phony
Why do I get the feeling that this is the only one of his videos I’ve watched yet I don’t doubt a word you typed. And I also get the feeling that I won’t be giving any extra effort to watch anymore of his videos unless they pop up into my recommended like this one.
@@desireesmith862 I think you might be beneath the joke friendo
Evan Jacoby oh, I was being sarcastic, I understand the joke.
I ship it. But I don't think her wife would be cool with it.
The editing is what makes this video 10x better!
Zo Zo agreeeeeeeed
What editing software do you think they used for this?
@@taaaaaaaaaab Photoshop
This is the show I didn't know I needed
This man I jus love to watch he is face! Going good love ya bro love from hk
This dude needs his own channel. I love these vids
check out philipsolo, he has lots of 'worst x in my city' videos
He does, H3H3 - Check em out
He has his own channel
@@fuzes1eazy599 what's it called?
T Staur I’ve been thinking the same thing thought i was the only one lol
So you see that’s where the trouble began.
That smile.
That damned smile.
8:27 😂😂😂
😂
It's so amazing to see someone with autism do so well in journalism and broadcasting
I absolutely love your dry humour im laughhingggg