Seraphim On The Ring - Mitchie M feat. Hatsune Miku, Kagamine Rin, KAITO
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- Опубликовано: 28 авг 2019
- I made a song about pro wrestling match which Miku and Rin (Cutie Angels) play against Meiko and Luka. The ringside commentator is KAITO. The referee is Len.
This song will be included on my 2nd album "Virtual Popstar" which will be released on 6th November 2019. The album cover is illustrated by Haruhiko Mikimoto who is famous for character design of "Macross" series.
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I too, was bullied by penguins during my school days
It was probably sad to have been bullied at the club penguin, but u could report them and they would probably be banned.
Underated comment.
I still am 😔
Damn, those penguins
F those darn penguins.
Mitchie M: makes cute idol songs
also Mitchie M: *VOCALOID FIGHT CLUB*
Cutie angels... xD
This is a Fight Club you definitely have to talk about
such good... name choices, totally relevant to wrestling.
😂
The anime writes itself
キューティ・エンジェルスが主役だけど1番喋ってるのKAITO兄さんなのほんま好き めっちゃ実況実況してる
I love how MitchieM tells stories through his music, but not sad stories. Like all of his songs are just random stories without any death and sadness, a breath of fresh air from the negativity y’know? Not that there’s anything wrong with sad songs, they’re just very common and sometimes when you’re down you just wanna watch a boxing match between Rin + Miku vs Luka + Meiko, and because of MitchieM you can do just that
*cough**cough* assassin princess
Yea!! Totally agree and I am getting more into MItchie M because of this, along with his great tuning.
assain princess comin at you full speed
**Bad Girl A where Miku literally stabs Kaito to death**
@@MissEarthling was that Kaito? It didn't look like it lol
you know you're dead when the crowd is singing the other team's theme
Yep. Lol
Dead son
“Why do i hear boss music?”
Then never play soccer in South America. They basically have musical duel between the two crowds ignoring the actual game
Honestly
KAITO SCREAMING YAMETE- AAH- MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD AAKSJCJFJCJFJ
ルカがダブルラリアットの時曲の方の「ダブルラリアット」の顔になってるの細かくて好き
KAITO兄の叫び声がめちゃくちゃ神調教でずっと笑ってる
1:50
Anyone: The perfect talkloid tuner doesn't exist
This tune:
Mitchie M: **walks in** Hi I'd like to introduce you to my music!
Kaito is so excellently tuned here. It's amazing.
Mitchie m: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
wait that wasn’t a real person???!!
Honestly, this is the best song of Vocaloid for me
Don’t you just hate those days when you’re ostracized by a room full of penguins and out of pure desperation to be to be accepted you become a pro wrestler?
I feel you, man
Everyday of my life tbh
I mean, what else are you supposed to do right?
@@rukie6533 I know right
Right?
誰も触れてないけど…
3:19のミク「行くよ!」リン「うん!」の声が可愛くて好き
それな
ただ喋るのの再現じゃなくて、アナウンサー独特の発音とかイントネーションまで再現してるの凄すぎる!!!
いtれあっぃs
確かにすげぇ…
これほんとにKAITO…?
人間が実況してるのでなく??
調声うますぎてビックリ🫢
Miku: i can't become an idol so i decided to become a *wrestler*
"The animation" XD
Well same thing. Both do performances that are often faked
I swear that's gonna be a title of an isekai one day
I'm almost certain this is inspired by Maki Itoh; that's her whole gimmick!
@@GogglesVonAwesome definitely lol
Len: *Literally dies trying to pull everyone apart*
Kaito: YUHHH GET INTO IT
But this is the first time, when Len didn't die at all x)
At the end he was staying like nothing happened.
@@sinka7561 *who said he wasn't dead inside in this song*
@@bootycheeklover90284 because he is alive in the end?
@@sinka7561 you missed the joke-
@@bootycheeklover90284 lmao
一番凄いのは投げられても数秒後に普通に
実況できるKAITO
めーちゃんのルールガン無視パイプ椅子攻撃からリンを必死に守るレンが好き笑笑
僕が君を守るから君はそこで戦ってて
これは修羅ノ娘と召使(?)
2:04 well Rin you should've gone to a human school, not a school for Penguins, no wonder you stood out.
Lenneko98 lmao that’s hilarious thank you for this comment 😂😂😂🤣 it’s so accurate too
congratulations! you broke hatoful boyfriend down to its basic elements!
All her bully's sound like penguins
@@aswertyuiol lmao
this says a lot about society
I'm convinced that Mitchie M is the only one who can make Kaito NOT SOUND LIKE A TOMODACHI LIFE CHARACTER
Lmao but true Mitchie M's tuning is god like.
Yea
@@alexaisintheinternet157 yes
Ahaha true
Petra Agnes Szalontai omg did you steal my comment
KAITOさん違和感なくてすごい
そして「アーーーー!!!」にずっと笑ってる好きすぎる
『お前のカーチャンホニュウルイ!!!』は笑ってしまうwww
しかしKAITO さんの印象強すぎてあまり触れられていない模様(確かに笑っちゃった)
仲間やんw
Vocaloid fans: "We can't wait for the new Mitchie M song! How it would sounds like?"
Mitchie M: *How about Vocaloid in Pro Wrestling?*
_Yeesssssss_
I know, what a wonderful surprise, i just hope that the new album is available in some way for British fans, i'll be sad otherwise
MFachrizalR don’t worry, it’s all fake anyway
@@PancakemonsterFO4 Sure, sure.
Bruh SEGA deadass better put this in a game as a DLC or whatever
along with ohedo julia night and stop nagging me
Damn right!!!
In the new switch project Diva.
Ikr
I was thinking just that while listening to this lol
KAITO兄さんの「おっと、危ない 危ない! やめて! アアアアアア!」
に毎回ツボるw
しかもルカ姉のダブルラリアットネタ来るとは思って無かったw
1:48 わかるww5回位は巻き戻して見た
お前のカーチャン ほにゅうるい!!!!
が見直す事にじわじわくる
KAITOさんは初めからツボに来る
Don't worry Rin, people also bullied me in Club Penguin 😭✌
BAHAHAHAHA
Same 😔
😭
Same 😔😔
Your pfp-
mitchie is literally the best at using kaito
Omg hi Apselene!
100% agree, it's not even close lol
I can't believe you're here omg
Why hello there art icon-
CAN WE TALK ABT THE GERMAN SUBTITLES THO
3:40 its nice how luka and meiko still support miku and rin while on the side
No Vocaloids were harmed in the making of this music video,
except KAITO and Len.
that's truw
Rin:im glad I have health insurance
Len deserves it!
Leave the bois alone
poor kaito 😔
Mitchie M 7 years ago: viva viva happy
Mitchie M now: wrestling and assassins
Pink Pearl and fuckin BUY BUY BUY
mitchie m is living his best life
I'm gonna kill my lover
She still have happy themes
And shopping.
so rin gets pile drived, put into several locks and chokes, then receives a lariat, and is somehow not unconscious, while len gets knocked out by a chair
He doesn't have the power of Cutie Angel friendship
@@ajduong friendship is magic
She has a really high tank build.
I think that's the idea. While Miku is strong (she fight hard with Luka) Rin has a high pain tolerance (see her backstory how she suffered from bullying) That's why they are a fantastic and powerful couple.
@AleNoConstancy indeed u couldnt be more right bro u deserve a sub
I'm honestly baffled at how fun this song is even two years later.
I'm getting back into my vocaloid phase LOL and just stumbled upon this producer. They make good songs! Do u know if they draw and animate everything themselves?
@@taylorswiftomg1 Most don't. Considering the fact that most their music videos style isn't consistent, I wouldn't say they do it themselves. They're probs the producer/singer only.
@@taylorswiftomg1 Illustration credits are in the description :D
I don't think this song will ever be boring
god i can't stop seeing miku and rin as panty and stocking, meiko and luka as scanty and kneesocks, kaito as garterbelt and len as brief
TAHTS AMAZING
I love that
Oh my god YES. Season two is on its way so a man can hope.
@@jacobrzeszewski6527 TeddyLoid is likely doing the OST again too
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
Plot twist: Mitchie M doesn't use Vocaloid. He actually gets the voice providers to sing the songs, which is why the voices are so realistic.
F
Im not sure if i have too believe this but it sounds very logic
It’d make sense.
@@animefirefox1509 I can help you understand! It's called a joke.
@@yay3101 Seemed more like poking fun, and who knows, maybe OP was being serious! It'd be funny if they were.
Kaito sounds like a real commentator which is surprising XD
I'm glad you like his voice!! :)
@@MitchieM As a a former sports commentator myself, I can confirm that the intonation is perfect. Wonderful job!
He does lol
He’s perfect for the role tbh
@@MitchieM how did you make him sound so real?
負けた時のルカさんとMEIKOさん笑ってやれやれってしてるからちゃんといい人でもあるのが好き
この方昔から強調上手いんだよなぁ
カイトの声字幕見なくても分かるの感動
Are we gonna ignore the part where Luka throws Kaito
Nope. I'm Imagining Kaito, while being dragged away by the Medical team fighting back to continue his commentary.
F for Kaito
Press F to pay KAITO respects.
F
Luka: this bitch empty!!
*Y E E T*
Kaito sounded awesome, but what really got me was how real his "AH?!" sounded. It was hilarious
the scream made me laugh way harder than it should have
@@starvale2933 SAME! Lol
It was hilarious but also sounded so real so on top of laughing I'm also, once again, really impressed by Mitchie M.
HIS "AHH!!" GETS ME EVERY TIME
I'm happy you guys all liked my random comment, I thought I was going to be the only one to appreciate it!
Luka having a Double Lariat as her Signature Move is a nice reference
プロレスとかまったく知らんけど、
ミクリンの掛け声とか観客の声援上がった時から鳥肌バチバチにたったわ
Kaito sounded like he was in legitimate fear when he was thrown
Well duh who wouldn't be?
@@cupidoscandles. Maybe a Voice Bank? That's why he's surprised
@@cupidoscandles. honestly, i would kill to be grabbed by the hair and thrown by Luka
@@RandomPerson-kz9uf felt that
@@RandomPerson-kz9uf now thats a whole mood right there
Kaito’s narration is so cute im crying
I'm glad you say that!! :D
Especially when luka Yeeted him lol
Like Michael Cole,at least
Oops, look out, look out!! Don't!! AAAAHHH!!
@@dragonsamurai559 That's what Jerry Lawler would say in that situation
KAITOさんボカロというか機械感全くなくてすっごい好きッッッッ
KAITOの調教えぐすごい
Many thanks for 100,000 views!!! :D
U deserved it, this most likely can get over 1m in 1 week or so
Your music deserves even more views tbh
You deserve it, this is amazing, all of it. The song, the art, the video... I’m speechless, you really did a good job
You easily deserve much more views, your music is fantastic and you tune like a god.
You deserve more! I love how you tune rin!!! And kaito sounded great too! And you always do a great job with miku :3
The crowd part would be perfect in a live performance
Thank you for your compliment!! I'm glad you say that!! :D
@@MitchieM Please come to the UK to test it out in a live performance :)
Holt Wong yesyesyes
That would be amazing! Also, imagine the audience going "Woah, woah, woah, woah, CUTIE ANGELS!"
And now you gave Vince an idea😂😂😂
rin went from being bullied by penguins in Japanese elementary schooler outfits to pro wrestling.what a glow up damnnn
That's why I'm a damn stan for her
I just noticed the Double Lariat reference as the name attack Luka uses against Rin, love that it even uses the same face from the original video
how did i never notice that oml, thats so funny lmao
It's also just a regular tag team wrestling move. Literally just two people using a lariat on the same person at the same time
Thank you soooooo much for one million views within 16 days from posting!!
That's my fastest record!!
I appreciate everyone who watched this video :D
Well deserved mitchie,waiting for a new song 😄
You deserve that and more.
Your deserve it
I can't stop listening to this!
Whats name song? Plis
This doesn’t even have any vocaloid vibes anymore. It’s just a good anime that I would totally watch.
This is in fact made by Piapro Studio.
@Apple User 2 YES
@Apple User 2 very close and both are fantastic
watch Kill La Kill
@Apple User 2 aye. Great anime
なにげに、イラスト描いてる人の仕事量がすげーんだけど……
2:23 This part made me laugh more, since the movement is a reference to a song that Luka sings.
Could you send a link? I don't know the reference.
@@TikiFoamy38 ruclips.net/video/hC8KrIY8qT4/видео.html
@@rin749 Thank you
@@TikiFoamy38 ruclips.net/video/HC4MvwXJ0uA/видео.html
@@TikiFoamy38 👍 ̖́-( ᐢωᐢ )
Mitchie M: makes a song with Miku, Rin, and Kaito
Len: *am I a joke to you?*
I think they raid Area 51.
Luka and Meiko: Are we a joke to you?
Nasywa H.S. I didn’t even notice Kaito is gonna be in it omg I’m gonna cry 😭 They make him sound so good!!
Kasane Poteto I wish more ppl would use Meiko
Nasywa H.S. Gud for u Len
I still can't stop laughing that Miku went from an idol to wrestiling
Despite being thrown and hit, he continues commenting on the fight, great Kaito
あぁどうしようめちゃくちゃアツくなった!!!KAITOすごい自然に喋るしみんなかわいいし頑張ってるし曲アツくてエモいし特にカウント挟みながら歌うとこまじでかっこいい…!!!!
Why-
Why does this sound literally like humans are singing. Like I swear I wouldn’t have understood it was a Vocaloid if it didn’t say so
Agreeing with the above comment, I suggest you listen to "Ai Dee" pretty much like this, you won't knew it's vocaloid unless you know what they are
Edit:Pretty much Mitchie M like they say
it just sounds super clear!! but i agree with you lol
Raven he uses Piapro synthesizer in place of Vocaloid software or something like that
Raven But the voice bank is Vocaloid 4.
he uses piapro studio, which he confirmed he used the new voice drive feature for kaito screaming. but he most likely tunes by hand and doesnt use real vocals.
Can we get an F in chat for Kaito
And Len
F
F
F
F
最強アマゾネスサイドの曲も聴きたいと思ってしまった…(KAITOさんの調教うますぎて生きてる…)
I only realized just now that they used Kaito for his lines and not a human VA. Thats how good his tuning is. (Same with everyone else, they all sound human)
I love how in the end Luka and Meiko are off to the side smiling, even though they lost because look at how happy Miku and Rin are?
I'm glad you noticed it!! :D
Sportsmanship is strong
Being a heel in the ring doesn't mean you're the same outside it.
The sportsmanship is strong with this one
It would be perfect if they get a celebrated handshake or a hug
3:39 can we just appreciate how the antagonists if the story are chill even after they lost because of their good sportsmanship
KAITOもはや人間だろこれWWWWWWぬるぬる喋りすぎWWWWWW
words cannot describe how incredible this is
Woah Woah Woah Woah Cutie Angels
But numbers can, 10/10.
2:19
IS NO ONE GOING TO MENTION THAT REFERENCE? HERE COMES LUKA'S "double lariat"!???
What’s the reference?
kimberly miller one of Lukas first songs to really blow up is called Double Lariat
@@kimchi8022 dummy
She even had the facial expression right
I KNOW :"3
カイトの実況の声ほんと機械であることを忘れるくらいハイクオリティな調教だよ…おばさん感動するよ…
同じく!面白いwww
ほんとそれなです!!!!
ほんと(σ゚∀゚)σそれなッッ!!!
Yes Miku add me
レンくんもじゃない?
KAITO兄さんに声も最高だけどミクちゃんとリンちゃんのストーリーもいいよね最高👶🏻💕過去の自分を見返そうって言う強い気持ちが好きすぎる//
ティックトックで、カイト兄さんが人間みたいに喋るって言ってたから聞きに来たら、想像以上に人間でびっくりした
Now I want a comfy slice of life anime about female pro-wrestling.
Norrikan same
Did you mean:dumbbell kilo no moteru?
...is what I would say if it's about wrestling alone
There's 4 Female wrestling anime all of em are ecchi tho
Wanna be the strongest in the world? good luck surviving ep. 3, through after that episode the show becomes way better.
Most are echi but if you want to Scratch the itch just some stardom ir sendai girls
CRYING BECAUSE COMMENTATOR KAITO IS TUNED SO GREAT.
THE HYPE TONE & VIBRATION OF HIS VOICE IS SO R I G H T . THANK YOU .
YES KAITO BEST BOI
if it's Mitchcie M, it'll be good
The commentary by KAITO is really good!
That was Kaito!?!?! He never sounds that realistic!! 😱
1:50 sounds like sakurai takahiro,
and yes props to mitchie m
KAITOさんとレンきゅんの実況凄いしリンミク、ルカメイ最高すぎる()
さい、あく、?
@@cosame-ch え?!最悪になってた…最高ですの間違えです!!
(後で修正しときます泣)
I cant get over that kaito scream💀
I'm so deeply in love with Kaito's commentator tuning!
And his _"chotto! abunaii!! _*_yaMeTtE-- AHH!!_*_ "'_ part XD
Kimberly Aisha why is that "AaAAH!" is the best part of this
He actually says "otto", not chotto
@@cressy3221 ara ara XD thankyou for telling me! XD
@@potetopancakes bcs he sounds so realistic (UωU)👌
Same here. I need that part as my ringtone!
Disclaimer: no male vocaloids were harmed in the making of this video
Kaito and Len: ......pardon?
*ehm,excuse me miss,but kaito just got yeeted :"D*
@@akania7415 he just did his job and got yeeted for no reason :" #justiceforkaito
*Every male vocaloid there was yeeted, sir*
#justiceforkaito #justiceforlen
Lucky Len didn't die this time
「調教すごいリアルだし曲も好み…」って思ったらだいたいこの人の曲
ルカの必殺技がダブルラリアットなのめちゃくちゃ好きなんだが
Luka doing DOUBLE LARIAT at 2:23 made this video for me
incineluka
AHHHHH OMG I JUST GOT THE REFERENCE
OH MY GOD YESSS 😂 💕
Luka, use Malicious Moonsault!
腹パン
Can we talk about how Mitchie M makes Kaito *not sound like Kermit the frog*
Edit: omg thanks so much for the likes lol ;w;
Kitana Bird holy shit man
this made me fuckin cackle
He's doing the impossible.
Making him not sound like fucking Kermit.
fuck off I can never unhear Kermit ever again oh god
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING? NOW I CANT UNHEAR
Genuinely convinced Mitchie M just makes these wild story songs hoping they get into a concert so we get wild visuals of Luka and Miku wrestling live. I can get behind it.
いや、ほんとこの曲いいところ多すぎて書ききれる気がしない…
KAITO推しからすると実況の声がほんとにリアルだし、で、髪の毛のアホ毛を掴まれ、からの「わぁぁぁー」が面白くて最高笑
イラストも女の子のムチっとした感じがエッチすぎず、可愛くてずっと見てたい。リンちゃんの泣き顔可愛い!ほんと可愛い(圧)
クスッと笑える要素もあってすごく楽しい笑
お前の母ちゃんホニュウルイ!とか、考えた人どんな生活してたら思い付くのか知りたい笑笑(褒め言葉)ミクのトゥンク…とか可愛いしぃ…
ルカMEIKOのちょっとサイコパスっぽい感じも絶妙にかっこいい(?)…!
あと、とにかく声が可愛すぎる。「いくよ!」「うん!」とか…。レンの声も特徴的でかわよい!(語彙力)
観客の声とかどうやって作ったのかな?って思った、凄く細かいところまで作られててすごいなぁ…。
結論…いっぱい聞きますし見ます!この曲を作ってくださりありがとうございます!
KAITOに命が…い、生きてる…
人間味のあるKAITO好き過ぎる😂
「おっと、危ない危ない!やめて!ア"ァ"ァ"ーー!」
@@tai7690
1:42
@@tai7690 1:48
嗚呼
それなw
カイトがこんなに聞きやすく喋ってるの見るの初めてだわ
Мммм а по русски ?
@@levichistospit they say that kaoto is easy to hear
@@levichistospit Перевод ютуба: Ну да ну да ...
RUclips translator: Nu da nu da...))))
@@osperaball2330Но семь месяцев назад его небыло...
それな
調声の素晴らしさに気をとられるけど曲の構成とメロディもくそ楽しくて好き
KAITO兄さん可愛すぎな?
how the hell does mitchie have such good control over miku's voice? like wtf is this sorcery
Same thing that makes arc system 3D anime look good
Quality tools
Experience
Brute force
This type of Miku (and Kaito) tuning can only be found in Area 51. Mitchie M is an alien CONFIRMED
@@arbetor12 Ooh! Good point!
Mitchie m claimed to use Vocalistener I think
donno but i just wish he would also do rin stuff, sure it says rin is in the song but she dosnt sing in it sadly
WHY THE F*** IS NO BODY TALKING ABOUT THE ANIMATION??!?!IT SO GOOD!!!!
It's like something out of Studio Trigger.
Check out manbo p. A brother- sister duo. The brother does the songs and the sister does the illustrations. She did the illustrations for this song too
@@h0m3st4r
What? Everyone always talks about MitchieM's animation
I love the character design. Reminds me kill la kill
There's little actual animation but the artwork is very nice.
ボーカロイドをまだよく知らない頃に聴いて、KAITO君の実況にかなりの衝撃を受けた!「何これ!ホントに機械の音声なん?!もう人じゃん!」ってなったよお~!観客の掛け声も然り!
これマジ好き
Now I really want a version with Devil Meiko and Kraken Luka.
Jesus Alberto Maytorena Velarde that what I was thinking
[@Jesus Alberto Maytorena Velarde] did you read my mind? me too!!
They would be the sexy devils
Gumi Megpoid Their names would be the Kraken Devils
Hell yeah
“Being an idol didn’t work out, so I became the next best thing,
a wrestler”
Someone get me Vince on the horn...
That's literally happened in real life tho xD
Except instead of idol it's actress/model/tv personality
An Idol wrestler
@@juanmanuelpenaloza9264 Omfg,you mean....that Vince...?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
何百回見ても飽きない…そしてKAITO兄の調声がうますぎる…
調教、音楽、映像、全てが神がかってかっこよすぎる
this song would be perfect for concerts, with the crowd chorus and the countdown to defeat, i would go to a vocaloid concert just for that tbh
Ok Narancia.
Yo Narancia 🗿
@@christina-le7jy Hey Chris I've seen you b4
Hi son-
Yeah, why they didn’t play this instead of ohedo julia night I will never know
Mitchie should make Kaito read the entire christian bible.
I would watch it till the end
I'm a Christian and I would actually download that version no doubt
YES
@@dragonsamurai559 As an atheist who doesn't like Kaito...
i would obviously do the same.
Why would you put Kaito through that kind of abuse? You sick fuck! XD jk
bee movie script better
何回も聴いてるけど、毎回泣いてる
最高、、、すき、、、
最近この曲にはまってすごいリングの上にたって聞いてるみたいな感じになってすごい好き…
ずっと頭に流れてくる
If they make a scale figure of the Cutie Angel pair, my money's gone.
I want Amazoness Luka!!
Why not both amazoness and cutie angels pairs
Them too.
@@SherlockONI I'd buy both of them omg
To be fair, Good smile make figures for pretty much everything so there is a possibility
*Rin, sorry to break the news, but I think everyone in your school was a penguin.*
I thought those were crows...
i think it's supposed to represent how she was different from everyone else but i also just like the idea of an all-penguin school existing with zero explanation
@@blackcat2333 Its sarcasm, thats why I put it in bold
@@thediamondpotato4933 oh i didnt notice
Well, it's also quite famous meme in Korea, so I thought Western guys also know well.lol
まじでこの四人の頑張ってる姿見るだけで泣けてきちゃう!!!!
Why did Rin’s backstory part almost make me tear up a little 😭 YOU ARE STRONG RIN IM SO PROUD OF YOU
Ah yes, penguin-caused distress.