One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the whole cosmos. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips, I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my veins. Every jump shot, every rebound and three pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. I Am B-Ball.
@@dogchaser520 Given how they mis-spent the first crowdfunding campaign, I don't think this would be a good idea. Even if they honestly tried, I don't think the people who made the first game are still available/willing to make the sequel.
@@CantusTropus They haven't been involved with the project for many years now, there's I think only one guy who is "working" on the game but that also is probably a lie or delusion. And even if he does finish the game it won't be what it could have been.
... in a way, doesnt that describe media/entertainment/art, in general? occasionally innovating, but frequently making from materials that allready exist... i mean, i woudlnt argue the game was HIGH art, but it was a compitent example of what it parrodied...
I downloaded the game and opened it up for the first time today. When I heard the theme song, I let it sit at the menu screen for an hour. I'm still listening to it now. This theme is so baller.
My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this court and the baller worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is cold bitter b-ball, and I've always wanted to slam violently. This is a jam of vengeance and no hoop is worth saving. And I will slamdunk as many as I can. It's time for me to slam, and it's time for me to jam. My Space Jam crusade begins...here.
@@Tingle457 What are you talking about? Barkley 2 isn't cancelled. They posted an update 2 days ago on Kickstarter saying they will release a demo of the game still this month. Though as someone who preordered the game like 4 years ago, I'd definitely say i was hoping it would be done by now.
They ran out of money and couldn't do it anymore. Feature creep. Amazingly, they don't know if they just explained the situation and asked for money, people would dump it in. I couldn't give on the first round but would drop big for it now
Literally the defining music of a generation. Ancient empires quake in fear at the sheer slam to jam ratio this theme inspires. 10/10 would slam again.
Man, that explains it. I remembered playing this game ages ago and the title music being so amazing, and then listening to Space Jam separate from it was still great, but not on the same level. That RPG chip tune bit playing along with it makes all the difference.
So uh, you came here because of PBG. Thank you. Brilliant. I am enlightened due to you sharing that information with us all. Truly, my life would have been that much less significant should you have not done me the kindness of explaining how you came across this piece of music. You're all saints.
"I, Barkley, conquered The Suns itself and you though the multitalent of slam was beyond my grasp...MAKUKE GA!!! My slam is thousand times stronger than yours."
Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic. And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
It has come to my attention that in certain circles, simian-minded individuals are refering to vidcons as 'vid cons', ignorantly placing a space between 'vid' and 'con'. Perhaps their brains have dulled by years of Madden and Quake, rather than mentally invigorating games such as Arc the Lad and Growlanser, because even a child could tell that placing a space between the 'vid' and 'con' in vidcon is perhaps more profoundly philistine than a certain American administration that need not be named. Placing a space in vidcon completely belittles the meaning of the word and displays the user's blatantly miniscule intellect and misunderstanding of the basic precepts of grammar. Vidcon is a perfect marriage of the words console and video game, creating a short and effective portmanteau that quickly and accurately labels mentioned objects and anybody who does not immediately recognize 'vid con' as absolutely outrageous clearly lacks the mental faculties to correctly operate a vidcon other than perhaps FIFA Sports. I make this point because I have recently been belligerently barraged by imbecillic 'vid con' references that unnerve me to no end and have taken it upon myself to correct the damage that your poor Western education (though this is a subject to be discussed on a later date) has wrought upon you. You should personally thank me that I did not see it fit to correct your preponderous mistake in Japanese, because I am thoroughly positive your neanderthal mind would be incapable of deciphering the Hiragana from the Katakana.
You can't kill the slam. The slam will live on. Gangnam Style tried to kill the slam, But they failed as they were slammed to the ground! All Star tried to kill the slam, But they failed as they were chaos dunked to the ground! Snow Halation tried to kill the slam, Hahahahahahaha...THEY FAILED, as they were dunked to the ground!
One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the cosmos. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips, I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my veins. Every jumpshot, every rebound, every three-pointer, every layup, dunk and free throw. I am there.
The creators couldn't agree on where they wanted the story to go for part 2 so this is woefully the first and last installment of what would have been the greatest series ever.
"The journey of a thousand slams, begins with a single jam" -anon 1300 BC
YAS.
BC standing for Before Charles (Barkley), of course
a thousand meme videos were launched with this mix
BARKLEY 2
Based
Charles Barkley is my favorite tragic JRPG protagonist
One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the whole cosmos. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips, I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my veins. Every jump shot, every rebound and three pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. I Am B-Ball.
BARKLEY 2
Still an amazing line!
Chills
Amen
Only the power of b-ball can turn a silly idea into a fucking Gilgamesh-tier epic.
Here I come, King of Slams. Do you have enough jams in stock?
GIRUGAMESH
we live in a society where shaq fu got a remaster but the sequel for this masterpiece is in development hell...
The worst timeline.
Wonder if we could start a gofundme, raise a cool mill and get 'er back on the ground
There may just be enough true gamer's...
Just enough.
@@dogchaser520 Given how they mis-spent the first crowdfunding campaign, I don't think this would be a good idea. Even if they honestly tried, I don't think the people who made the first game are still available/willing to make the sequel.
@@CantusTropus They haven't been involved with the project for many years now, there's I think only one guy who is "working" on the game but that also is probably a lie or delusion. And even if he does finish the game it won't be what it could have been.
the society ... is canon ..................................................
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WARNING: THE SONG YOU ARE ABOUT TO HEAR IS CANON.
Carson Ryder Cannon banned
MythrilMan By Gannon himself! Oh shit, there goes the neighborhoo--
WARNING: THE SONG YOU ARE ABOUT TO HEAR WILL HAVE THE EFFECT OF LAUNCHING A CANNON PACKED FULL OF ENERGEY INTO YOUR CHEST AT A DISTANCE OF FIVE FEET
This song basically sums up the game:
Stolen assets from two totally different things but blended in way that's both hilarious and genuinely awesome.
... in a way, doesnt that describe media/entertainment/art, in general? occasionally innovating, but frequently making from materials that allready exist...
i mean, i woudlnt argue the game was HIGH art, but it was a compitent example of what it parrodied...
only two?
I know that one fo the stolen assets is barkley shut up and jam
but what about the other thing it stole?
@@Arlesmon darude sandstorm :P
@@Gantradies All media is derivative. Originality is a joke.
Charles Barkley for smash
+Smily the Necron Overlord Bruh. 10/10
Hey, a legitimately good RUclips comment
Yes please
There's always Mii Fighters.
Barkley: Mii Brawler
Balthios: Mii Swordfighter
Hoopz: Mii Gunner
@@BB-te8tc They should replace the Mii Brawler with a Mii Baller
Warning: This song is canon.
It is the canon of my heart.
Zaubers? You think you know Zaubers? Heh, I'll show you Zaubers.
Slam in peace Barkley 2
F
F
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I want my $10 back!
If anybody is curious about the chiptune, it's Funky Stars by Quazar.
thanks
Hands down the best writing in any game, ever.
Hodor
how is it so good?
İntihar İpi ....like for example: Shut Up and Jam Gaiden
@No Lümpen its still better than all of them in everyway.
@No Lümpen have you ever played a good game?
I downloaded the game and opened it up for the first time today. When I heard the theme song, I let it sit at the menu screen for an hour.
I'm still listening to it now. This theme is so baller.
This game had perhaps the greatest final boss in the history of final bosses.
well, Barkley is undoubtebly and objectively the greatest game ever created.
Thanks to this game, the world, nay, the universe is a better place.
I can't wait for the cyber apocalypse to happen so i shoot shoots some hoops with Charles and Balthios and cyberdwarf too.
***** I can't wait to have half my body augmented with cybernetics and shoot freakkin' lasers out my eye!
Nesto Navalo Metal Gear Rising and Charles Barkley's Shut Up and Jam Gaiden confirmed for same universe.
the reason why 2020 was so shit is because the sequal never came out.
The true "Space Jam 2"
My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do.
I just fucking hate this court and the baller worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is cold bitter b-ball, and I've always wanted to slam violently. This is a jam of vengeance and no hoop is worth saving. And I will slamdunk as many as I can. It's time for me to slam, and it's time for me to jam.
My Space Jam crusade begins...here.
Shadow Barkley the Hedgehog
Featuring Dribble from Devil May Slam
ColdBball the hedgehoop
Many blessings of the Slam upon you pilgrim may the Shaqfu aid you in your crusade!
+super nario ballers speed,my dunk apprentice
One of those things I played in that awkward 'early 20s but not doing anything' phase.
Bless you, B:SUAJG.
For a Free game, this had NO right to be as good as it is, the story was excellent, silly, but taken seriously and the 2nd one
should be good too
It was truly a labour of love. Here's hoping the sequel is just as good, if not better.
If it ever comes out. We'll have a free Tibet before it comes out,at this rate.
11/11/2023 my dudes get ready
And now it's officially dead and cancelled. RIP
@@Tingle457 What are you talking about? Barkley 2 isn't cancelled. They posted an update 2 days ago on Kickstarter saying they will release a demo of the game still this month.
Though as someone who preordered the game like 4 years ago, I'd definitely say i was hoping it would be done by now.
After 12 years... I'm still waiting for that sequel...
Never happening.
They ran out of money and couldn't do it anymore. Feature creep.
Amazingly, they don't know if they just explained the situation and asked for money, people would dump it in. I couldn't give on the first round but would drop big for it now
It's basically Shin Megami Tensei with Basketball instead of demons.
*...I wanna die...*
+monolyth421 Slam Megami Tensei?
not really
monolyth421 You mean Basketball with RPG elements?
Chin megoomi tensay is basically Barkley with demons instead of basketball.
Canceled Barkley 2 is a better canon sequel than Space Jam 2- prove me wrong
tbcStudios --- the fact this comment was made one hour ago, but it's at the top of the comment section really says something.
LeBron James was Hoopz Barkley this whole time.
i proved you wrong
"Zaubers? Heh, you think you know zaubers? I'll show you zaubers"
"I have no teammates! Merely opponents I haven't slammed yet!" Slamantax, Shut Up and Jam Bionicle: Verboten Jammers of the Pit
Literally the defining music of a generation. Ancient empires quake in fear at the sheer slam to jam ratio this theme inspires.
10/10 would slam again.
Week 3 of IT classes: introduced this song to the other classmates, now we all jam to this while studying.
Thank you based Barkley.
The chiptune adds SO MUCH to this song, it's crazy :D
It's a crime that this isn't the version they picked for Space Jam 2.
They may include it, if they reach the next funding goal on Kickstarter
This theme is what convinced me to download this game. I was not disappointed.
0:48
The real Space Jam 2
Man, that explains it. I remembered playing this game ages ago and the title music being so amazing, and then listening to Space Jam separate from it was still great, but not on the same level. That RPG chip tune bit playing along with it makes all the difference.
It makes you feel like you're installing a crack for some shitty Windows 95 game while both slammin' AND jammin'.
back when life was about slams and jams
It's hard to believe something THIS awesome can exist.
Between STALKER and Barkley, theres two fames that truly deserve a sequel
For those wondering, the chiptune is called "Hybrid Song" by Axwell, there is a techno remix by DJ-Zamli too.
Ironically and unironically one of the best RPGs I've played if that makes sense.
it does and does not
"If you can't slam with the best then you jam with the rest," - Kurt Cobain
why does this go so hard
The chip tune transforms this song from a mediocre one to an absolutely fucking epic win.
Amazing what a simple chiptune can do to enhance an already amazing song.
Virgin YIIK vs. Chad Barkley
Everyone rise and hands over your hearts for the REAL anthem,
This should have been the sequel instead we got "WB Advertising" the movie
This is unironically a fucking awesome song.
Also, sequel never ever.
i am on a quest to watch every single slam remix. video 2
Takanuva Official How did it go?
@@louiesalmon3932 He died on video 6.
If you stare into the hoop long enough, the hoop stares back.
So uh, you came here because of PBG. Thank you. Brilliant. I am enlightened due to you sharing that information with us all. Truly, my life would have been that much less significant should you have not done me the kindness of explaining how you came across this piece of music. You're all saints.
Chill~
XD I hate it when songs are just bombared with "I GAWT HERE CAZ UH SAINTS ROW TWOOO OMG #SOIMPORTANT "
sexo
''If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest'' -Sir Charles Barkley
B-ball...Gun's...Zaubers...heh...I thought I knew Zaubers...
Pimp ass
"I, Barkley, conquered The Suns itself and you though the multitalent of slam was beyond my grasp...MAKUKE GA!!! My slam is thousand times stronger than yours."
Barkley really took this game into overtime
Bless you, Clispaeth
This isn't a random chiptune. It's actually a crossover of Space Jam and Funky Stars (by Quazar). We know Space Jam fits with everything.
To be fair though, Space Jam 2 can be canon to the Barkleyverse because of Balthios.
It could be a multiverse.
The greatest Japanese vidcon ever
the chiptune is external.xm / hybrid song 2.0 / funky stars if anyone was wondering
I do, thanks, dude, I've looked that fucking music for 8 years now since I listened to it on an Overlord installer.
Fuck yeah thanks !!!
Thanks! I had the chiptune from some download before and lost it!
We are all heroes who lived through this moment in history.
Wow, this is absolute truth in musical format
I remember discovering this game. I was like OH MY GOD THIS EXISTS.
I'm gonna LP it in the near future.
Barkley left, but he left with a final Slam jam. ;_;7
;_;7
Looks like he's jamming with the rest now ;-;
There's only enough time for one last dunk.
I had almost forgotten how good this theme was.
After the chaos dunk, B-ball was banned forever.
@noptic Search for "Funky Stars", I think it's called. That was a song that was mixed with the Space Jam theme to produce this.
Straight up timeless classic, man
It hurts to remember
Yess!!!! I've been looking for this remix!!!! thanks for the upload~!
Rip Barkley 2
This is Ground Zero, lads. Remember to pay respect to the fallen in the line of S.L.A.M.J.A.M.S.
Best vidcon ever.
Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
It has come to my attention that in certain circles, simian-minded individuals are refering to vidcons as 'vid cons', ignorantly placing a space between 'vid' and 'con'. Perhaps their brains have dulled by years of Madden and Quake, rather than mentally invigorating games such as Arc the Lad and Growlanser, because even a child could tell that placing a space between the 'vid' and 'con' in vidcon is perhaps more profoundly philistine than a certain American administration that need not be named. Placing a space in vidcon completely belittles the meaning of the word and displays the user's blatantly miniscule intellect and misunderstanding of the basic precepts of grammar. Vidcon is a perfect marriage of the words console and video game, creating a short and effective portmanteau that quickly and accurately labels mentioned objects and anybody who does not immediately recognize 'vid con' as absolutely outrageous clearly lacks the mental faculties to correctly operate a vidcon other than perhaps FIFA Sports. I make this point because I have recently been belligerently barraged by imbecillic 'vid con' references that unnerve me to no end and have taken it upon myself to correct the damage that your poor Western education (though this is a subject to be discussed on a later date) has wrought upon you. You should personally thank me that I did not see it fit to correct your preponderous mistake in Japanese, because I am thoroughly positive your neanderthal mind would be incapable of deciphering the Hiragana from the Katakana.
Oh shit, I saved over the wrong file while skipping through all of this.
Thanks, neo-Obama.
Bleenderhead You mean Neobama
You know what, Jeremiah? You talk too much.
ᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚ
This song randomly has the absolute hardest opening 10 seconds of any game ost I've ever heard
AGDQ! This game was an enjoyable run and the music is so catchy!
IT'S TIME TO SLAM JAM!!!!!!!!
Love this theme and the entire game. I'd pay to see chapter two of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa.
One last slam jam... for the road.
I wonder if charles barkly ever played this
Game of the year. ALL YEARS.
You can't kill the slam.
The slam will live on.
Gangnam Style tried to kill the slam,
But they failed as they were slammed to the ground!
All Star tried to kill the slam,
But they failed as they were chaos dunked to the ground!
Snow Halation tried to kill the slam,
Hahahahahahaha...THEY FAILED, as they were dunked to the ground!
they merely became Gangnam Slam, All Slam, and Slam Halation
Wait, I'm taking the True Defense Ending, aren't I? Why am I trying to kill the Slam?
What happened to We Are Number One?
Oh hey nice SiIva comment
This is the canon sequel to Space Jam, not that fanfilm "A New Legacy".
this game really had no business being as good as it was
My Neo-Shekels were not in good hands...
I still believe in the power of the Cyberdwarf
Everyone who likes RPGs MUST play this.
Fucking awesome
spending Friday professionally Slamming and jamming
One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the cosmos.
I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips, I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my veins.
Every jumpshot, every rebound, every three-pointer, every layup, dunk and free throw.
I am there.
SPACE JAM 2 CONFIRMED
GET HYPED
But when is it coming out??????????¿???????
2018 August and still no Space Jam 2 or "Barkley 2 - an RPG Sequel to Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden."
I can feel the zaubers....
@a27wolf Title Screen Image of Barkley Shut Up And Jam, the game this tune comes from
@StoryoftheYear16 this is shut up and jam gaiden.
You gat damn baka Jordan!
when the complete ver of ff7 re comes to pc I hope someone makes a shut up and jam mod for it~
SUPERSLAMJAM THE HEAVENS
+Rick Sandefur operation slam and jam
@want2havebrains Not sure of the original name, but you can find it on Keygen Jukebox as BRD - Teleport ProKG
I totally heard this on that Zor . de website. It's #1304 if you ever go look at it. I didn't know it was a full song. This is sick! :DDDD
Awesome description!
this song renews faith in humanity
The Promise Is Broken.
I still believe... I have nothing else.
It's never ogre until it's ogre
The creators couldn't agree on where they wanted the story to go for part 2 so this is woefully the first and last installment of what would have been the greatest series ever.
Woah this is like the best version