@@bigbrowski410 I didn't say it was bad. "corny" is not an issue for me. You can glorify the air as something deeper and maybe it can work for some people. Just let the fans decide wether there's stuff to talk about, and don't get high and mighty over yourself like you made a masterpiece. That's the thing with Cage.
That whole motion that Woolie performed actually had me do a double take; all the spite and anger toward David Cage was channel into a single grip of a mic and a lean forward... ...spine-chilling indeed.
I would be up for that IF the chapter made sense within the concept of the story (ie. The main character works at a strip club or equivalent) and not just because we wanted an scene there that leads to nothing
Star wars is everything David Cage ever wanted - superpowers, ghosts, badly written romance, monsters and aliens, short-haired girls and magical technology that makes no sense. We will experience fully unleashed Cage.
Geeks and Gamers are defending his sorry ass right now. They’re only doing that because he’s making a Star Wars game. Not their first time defending an abuser too, Max Landis and Andy Signore comes into mind.
I think Pat said it best a few years back: casuals are bedazzled by spectacle. I find it extremely puzzling that there're people out there who praise Cage's writing to high heavens, unironically. Must be JK Dumpling fans.
@@josemarques2304 this is true. There are more ppl who appreciate Cage's work than those who dislike it. Pat and Woolie praise Detroit game. As woolie said, "each game does get better."
For real though. Like idk I guess I’m just in that mood right now, but I went straight to comments and stuff and didn’t even look at the video yet. I then saw this comment and looked up and god damn that shit looks great
if i was at work and saw my boss ask a black employee "Have you heard of Martin Luther King Jr.?" I would just stop everything and watch with the dumbest grin on my face. That sounds *hilarious.*
"This will be his best game" That's really the thing that throws the corporate insanity of Quantic Dream into relief, isn't it? Some C-suite execs going "every game this company makes is better-reviewed than the last, they make reliable money, and they consistently get hollywood talent working with them!" when the reason this guy's company keeps making better games is because he has less and less personal control over them... but it doesn't matter because they're all "David Cage games" when the best parts of them are all tangentially connected to him AT BEST.
@@Artista_Frustrado imagine what QD could accomplish if they didn't have to waste time and staff energy repeatedly slapping his hand away going "no, Mr Cage, we CAN'T put a twi'lek rape scene in our T-rated Star Wars game."
The main female character, a Twi’lek, has a scene where she has an existential crisis, and to show that she has changed, she cuts off her lekku in a bathroom
Funny thing is though they ALREADY made a game where you play as a Twi'lek bounty hunter with a robot companion called Star War: Lethal Alliance. Was fun from what I remember. I actually completed it unlike most games I had as a kid.
There’s just something profoundly hilarious about the fact that cage is so, him. the fact that the company has to make a fort of sane people to contain his insanity and distill it into something presentable is hilarious to me.
Disney has already stated they don't care about the games, so long as QD or David Cage doesn't put the Star Wars brand negatively in the news like Battlefront 2 did.
@@ODST_Parker Unadultarated Kojima is when Araki snorts crack and makes some wacky stuff, which is creative and entertaining. Unadultarated Cage can lead to some fu*ked up stuff without merit or substance.
Remember that time when Dorito Pope said they were talking a hard stance against harassment and refused to platform companies for that reason? Like... 12 minutes before this trailer dropped.
No he didn't Say anything about platforming companies that was for you the viewer he was telling you and all the viewers hey you you don't do the racism in sexism he never took a stance against companies doing it technically
@@dvnmaycry He literally opened his statement on harassment with "Game creators need to be supported by the companies that employ them" and explicitly pointed out before the show that Activision Blizzard would not be featured on the show.
The timeline so bad and nobody wanted. There's the WHOLE Old Republic, shit y'all have a whole MMO to take canon from. But we want the high republic where the jedi and sith were more open... Ignoring all the aliens in both factions by the Revan was around.
Let's be honest, High Republic is literally just a spot in the timeline where they can wrote whatever stories they want without too many people screaming about canon. They're free to do whatever stupid things they want, and they have, and it's not very popular. That said, my face lit up when I saw Quantic Dream at the end, because I've been on this journey since y'all played Heavy Rain and Indigo Prophecy all those years ago. The Sadness Saga must continue, and I will be here to see it through to its bitter end.
High Republic is just them copying the homework of the Old Republic while thinking people won't catch on. Like how ep7-9 was just the Darth Caedus Saga
You could immediately tell they fucked up when they set the High Republic so close to the "present" of the setting, completely missing the point of the Old Republic.
@@ExeErdna Exactly. Though now it's happening alongside a legit KOTOR Remake, so now I can't wait to see how they absolutely ruin it whilst continuing to badly copy it. What a rollercoaster Star Wars is now.
I want everyone to think, just for a minute, about humanity's Berserk arc timeline where KOTOR was made by Quantic Dream. IMAGINE what Cage would've done to Mission.
Its been pretty entretaining to see Woolie's slow decent into madness this last month and a half, Between the crazy MMO stuff and the Cowboy Beebop live action you can see his face getting more and more insane every new upload.
I'm betting the tasteless racism metaphors will strictly be done using aliens this time! That twi'lek lady is going to do some real heavy lifting in all the Cage topics. Do we think former Jedi/senator/rich lady enslaved story or a slave starting from the bottom story? I feel like it could go both ways.
There's totally gonna be a scene where an alien is talking about how horrible their slavery is and then turns to a black character and is like "I thought you would understand"
I think it's called "Eclipse" because it's gonna be a romance between a male dark side user and a female Jedi, and your choices will determine if they fight or fall in love and on whose side that's what I'm convinced Cage would wanna write with Star Wars, and I think it's why they won the job from Disney because the mouse can smell that concept getting gangbuster sales outta teen shippers. note that it shares a title with a Twilight book/movie Cage being Cage, the dark side user is gonna be tied to some Indigo Prophecy/Nomad Soul style supernatural cult conspiracy that's infiltrated a planet's government and/or a crime syndicate, which will drive the main plot outside the romance
@@smcb9979 I'm gonna be honest none if what you wrote sounds out of bounds for Star Wars nor even the Old Republic comics (I think there was a character that was pretty much just that/90% of what you described)
honestly i think Quantic Dream simply got lucky with how good Conner and Hank was. they had good chemistry but alot of that can be put on their great VAs but the actual stuff they where doing was awfully written. from murderous robo hookers who tried to kill connor without hesitation and then trying to make you feel bad because hurting androids is bad even when they try to kill you. I think when people look back on Detroit fondly they are forgetting all the terrible writing choices and the game as a whole and just look literally 2 characters and one or two scenes and think "wow what a good game"
I watched the Eclipse trailer with no clue who was making the game, and the Quantic Dream logo had me audibly shouting “noooooo” in my apartment. I was waiting to see what Woolie and Pat had to say.
@@JayceCH. KH makes sense if you play all the games or are used to playing FF. KH really isn't that hard to understand, just a lot of content to get through.
I still don't think I'm ever going to get over him claiming that detroit become human would be like blade runner if you were supposed to sympathize with the replicants... I just don't know how to respond to that, and I never have.
agreed. At least Heavy Rain was so dumb it was funny, and pretty memeable. Beyond Two Souls was just painful. Like so bad it made me angry. I can laugh at Heavy Rain, but BTS's wasted potential just hurts
Yeah, BTS was a MASIVE step backwards. As funny as it was to put the controller down and watch the game beat 99% of itself as Jodie and Ghost Pal bumble their way to success... I'd still rather play almost any other Cage Game.
I haven’t watched this video or heard this segment on the podcast yet, I just see Oola on the thumbnail with David Cage and I think of her going: "Just throw me straight into the Rancor’s mouth, please."
Seeing that trailer for the first time was an experience. Like, “is this the Kotor remake? Wait, no something new. Nice. Can’t wait to- Oh. Quantic Dream. Never mind, I’ll just wait for the Kotor remake or Fallen Order 2.”
David Cage is an unfeeling abomination obsessed with rape scenarios and forcing people to do horrible things while lying about all of it. He should be forced to voice one of the Hutts in the game. It'd be perfect. I would be far more interested if this was a horror game. Star Wars would be the most absurdly easy horror game to ever make. There's so many species that are perfect; Irodian (the yellow spacesuit guys in KOTOR) who are cannibals that Mandos are scared shitless of, the lizard monsters that can stretch their necks (not transdoshians), a story of a sith rampage from the point of view of a normal person (no force/player character power), HK terminators, all kinds of bullshit TOR or galactic empire/rebellion era.
I think we're gonna need to apologize really hard to J.J Abrams after this comes out. Clearly he didn't deserve that level of hate considering it could have gone to David Cage.
"The games get better with every one" From the guy who ended both the Beyond and Detroit playthroughs screaming actual literal death threats. Heavy Rain is their best game, by far, and that came out immediately after Fahrenheit/Indigo.
it baffles me that the company who gave us decent story-driven games like Walking Dead and Wolf Among Us went bankrupt while David Cage is still here releasing his terribly written shit
Well they announced two games of properties which could not possibly have more fandom overlap that same night which, even though they're just a publisher now, could not have felt more indicative of why they went bankrupt if they tried
Oh my god it finally clicked for me. David Cage is just French Anthony Burch. Saddle him with a bunch of actually talented writers and the garbage plotlines don't crop up as much
Currently imagining the thousands of writers being forced to go through the final boss fight of Omikron to suppress David enough so the Star Wars game doesn't get ruined.
My wife- oh look a saber life game you like those. Me- man these drums sound amazing. (Quantic dream pops up) Me- (groan) Her- I don't know what quantic dream is but I feel like you're being dramatic.
@@Vipes3 We talked about it she's only ever played indigo prophecy with her dad and she remembers liking it (she doesn't remember anything about bug hallucinations at all)
The folks at Quantic Dream are clearly very talented people. With better directors at the helm and keeping Cage in check, they could do amazing things. I say this as someone who genuinely loves Heavy Rain.
Well, the Hank/Connor stuff in Detroit proves that can be true. Cage just needs less hold over the script and see what the actors can do if given the freedom.
And this is not the time for them to shine. Even witouth the Cage Man, we have currant Lucasfilm who so far made like non stop bad decisions with 1 good in it.
I've always maintained that Cage coming up with a setting/concept and then having a team of writers flesh it out has the potential for some high quality story We may get that with Disney breathing over QD's neck Or we can get Rey 2.0
Man, I told a friend of mine that I had such a bad opinion of David Cage, and they proceeded to tell me about the time David Cage basically steamrolled them at E3 a while back and decided to get pissed off at them about it, despite them being in a circle of friends talking about Command and Conquer.
David Cage making a game in a franchise people actially like, unsupervised, might be the perfect recipe for his downfall. I'm looking forward to at least one attempted sexual assault per chapter.
Y'know. One thing you have to give David Cage and his dev team is that they deserve the award for most improved. Don't get me wrong. Having my hype, rise to the heavens, seeing that trailer and seeing that SICK ass title reveal, followed by my hype quickly falling into the deepest pits of Tartarus, with the following name "Quantic Dream". It fills me with many forms Of fuck-dread. But I can agree with the notion it might be his best game. But that isn't saying much given the bar is set nary a foot off the ground... Disney barely stepped in post Battlefront 2. I can hazard a guess and assume they probably won't step in or have someone help direct the Cagester. I dream of Gungans marching down the streets of Theed screaming Weesa matter.
I think what scares me the most is David might actually write something better than the current canon stuff not written by Dave Filoni and Jon Favreau. Edit: Other than Fallen Order and Rogue One I mean, those were good in spite of that somehow.
Wow, Disney sure loves shooting themselves in the foot nowadays, like constantly. With their PR in the shit, who better to direct their game than David "model the female characters fully nude, despite what we tell the actress & leave it in the game files" Cage.
The High republic is the prequel to the prequels and so far has featured a force sensitive rock, so you know Star wars quality has already been reached
8:47 it's basically gonna be like JOSStice league. Back in 2017 everyone was trying to pick apart which scenes were Zack Snyder and which scenes were Joss Whedon. And the GENERALLY consensus was you could tell which scenes were whedon by all the cringey humor, sexualized wonder woman shots, bad green screen, uncomfortable looking actors, and overweight Ben Affleck.
That Star Wars trailer didn’t make a lot of sense as I was watching it. Then the Quantic Dream logo popped up at the very end, and that was like getting the decryption key for a cipher. That was all I needed to know.
I am looking forward to a ton of streamers and articles who crack down on this game with "Disney censors this artist's vision" and they clearly don't know anything about David Cage.
The fact the Fandom Menace like Geeks and Gamers, RK Outpost, MechaRandom are defending David Cage is terrible as hell cause he’s making a Star Wars game. I bet they’ll do the same if Activision Blizzard made one
Star Wars is perfect for Cage because Jedi can be Noble Homeless and Magic Native American all in one
The magic ghosts fight robot aliens. Is it david cage or starwars
Aren't you describing OG Prey?
@@pieV3000 Plot twist, it's matrix resurrections.
@@leithaziz2716 yea, but OG Prey didn’t treat its farts like the worlds greatest perfume. It kinda knew how corny the ideas were
@@bigbrowski410 I didn't say it was bad. "corny" is not an issue for me. You can glorify the air as something deeper and maybe it can work for some people. Just let the fans decide wether there's stuff to talk about, and don't get high and mighty over yourself like you made a masterpiece. That's the thing with Cage.
Woolie, close into the microphone with great intensity: “He’s writing them for himself, Pat”
laughing and crying and throwing up
That whole motion that Woolie performed actually had me do a double take; all the spite and anger toward David Cage was channel into a single grip of a mic and a lean forward...
...spine-chilling indeed.
Reminder that David Cage is an irredeemable scum bag
I'm half expecting Jar Jar Binks to pop up in the game's inevitable droid's rights march - holding a sign saying "meesa has a dream".
This one's going to the bingo cards bois
Jar Jar is part of the obligatory awkward sex scene with Watto.
A quantic dream you might say
"No Mr. Cage, you will NOT make a Twi'lek sex trafficking chapter. We've talked about this already."
"...MERDE"
Lap dance minigame might not be out of the question though.
At lease one awkward as fuck shower/sex scene
I would be up for that IF the chapter made sense within the concept of the story (ie. The main character works at a strip club or equivalent) and not just because we wanted an scene there that leads to nothing
**Runs crying out of the studio**
"But I already made the scrapbook!"
Star wars is everything David Cage ever wanted - superpowers, ghosts, badly written romance, monsters and aliens, short-haired girls and magical technology that makes no sense. We will experience fully unleashed Cage.
God have mercy....
The Cage Unleashed (2008)
Also racism
David has left the Cage
Could use a touch more sexual assault, which Eclipse is proud to introduce to the Star Wars universe.
David Cage crying and running out of the meeting with the Disney representative because they won't let him put in all four Twi'lek shower scenes
Geeks and Gamers are defending his sorry ass right now. They’re only doing that because he’s making a Star Wars game. Not their first time defending an abuser too, Max Landis and Andy Signore comes into mind.
Quantic Dream logo at the end of Eclipse's trailer hit my eyes like visual pepper spray.
How the fuck does David Cage keep getting games made
Dude is the DSP of game development
He is perpetual he can not be stopped only by the gods
The sad truth is that his games sells a lot and it usually gets good reviews from critics and from people that really really like realistic graphics.
I think Pat said it best a few years back: casuals are bedazzled by spectacle. I find it extremely puzzling that there're people out there who praise Cage's writing to high heavens, unironically. Must be JK Dumpling fans.
@@Xenochrist Cage is a hack
@@josemarques2304 this is true. There are more ppl who appreciate Cage's work than those who dislike it. Pat and Woolie praise Detroit game. As woolie said, "each game does get better."
I don't think anything killed my hype quicker in the entire game awards than seeing quantic dreams logo
See it just immediately inverted my hype instead of resetting to zero. From “This could be good” to “This will be TERRIBLE, I can’t wait!”
Woolie's lighting and colour grading is gorgeous with this new Christmas backdrop
Ikr? My man looks glowing and festive
Cozy AF
For real though. Like idk I guess I’m just in that mood right now, but I went straight to comments and stuff and didn’t even look at the video yet. I then saw this comment and looked up and god damn that shit looks great
He is a gorgeous gorgeous man
I could screencap him and put him on a Christmas card to my Grandma. Man's aglow 😘👌
if i was at work and saw my boss ask a black employee "Have you heard of Martin Luther King Jr.?" I would just stop everything and watch with the dumbest grin on my face. That sounds *hilarious.*
Wasn't that an episode plot from 'The Office'?
"This will be his best game"
That's really the thing that throws the corporate insanity of Quantic Dream into relief, isn't it?
Some C-suite execs going "every game this company makes is better-reviewed than the last, they make reliable money, and they consistently get hollywood talent working with them!" when the reason this guy's company keeps making better games is because he has less and less personal control over them... but it doesn't matter because they're all "David Cage games" when the best parts of them are all tangentially connected to him AT BEST.
David minus David is the best version of David
@@Artista_Frustrado imagine what QD could accomplish if they didn't have to waste time and staff energy repeatedly slapping his hand away going "no, Mr Cage, we CAN'T put a twi'lek rape scene in our T-rated Star Wars game."
Didn't he hate the Connor and Hank improv in Detroit?
You know, the best part of the fucking game?
The main female character, a Twi’lek, has a scene where she has an existential crisis, and to show that she has changed, she cuts off her lekku in a bathroom
Ouch.
That might kill her, part of their brains are in their Lekku.
@@ShadowWolfRising I’m aware, it’s a joke about one of the many Cage-isms that make their way into every Quantic Dream game
Just like my Japanese animu
Funny thing is though they ALREADY made a game where you play as a Twi'lek bounty hunter with a robot companion called Star War: Lethal Alliance. Was fun from what I remember. I actually completed it unlike most games I had as a kid.
There’s just something profoundly hilarious about the fact that cage is so, him. the fact that the company has to make a fort of sane people to contain his insanity and distill it into something presentable is hilarious to me.
God, imagine if this is the one time Disney doesn't decide to step in
Disney has already stated they don't care about the games, so long as QD or David Cage doesn't put the Star Wars brand negatively in the news like Battlefront 2 did.
Unadulterated David Cage is even scarier than Kojima.
@@cytorakdemon Translation via Mr. Krabs: "I don't care about the children! I just care about their parents' money!"
@@ODST_Parker Unadultarated Kojima is when Araki snorts crack and makes some wacky stuff, which is creative and entertaining.
Unadultarated Cage can lead to some fu*ked up stuff without merit or substance.
@@cytorakdemon Disney gonna learn, they gonna learn.
Remember that time when Dorito Pope said they were talking a hard stance against harassment and refused to platform companies for that reason?
Like... 12 minutes before this trailer dropped.
No he didn't Say anything about platforming companies that was for you the viewer he was telling you and all the viewers hey you you don't do the racism in sexism he never took a stance against companies doing it technically
@@dvnmaycry He literally opened his statement on harassment with "Game creators need to be supported by the companies that employ them" and explicitly pointed out before the show that Activision Blizzard would not be featured on the show.
Then we got a trailer from Bungie and Ubisoft (I think). TGA, everyone.
@@leithaziz2716 And getting the lead of Naughty Dog on stage
how many writers must be sacrificed to keep David caged?
There is no limit to what must be sacrificed to keep that unholy cage yet sealed...
The black ships ferry a thousand writers a day to power the Ebony Throne that keeps David Cage at bay
The last David Cage is in captivity, the galaxy is at peace.
If David Cage is a Metroid what in the hell would the X parasite be?
"Kill Kara immediately."
Pat has never been more correct.
Romance girl
ALWAYS cock block the robot stripper also
There WILL ABSOLUTELY be a redemption arc for a sith after they commit an Irredeemable atrocity.
“Twi’lek Rape Escape” was definitely not a sentence I expected to hear today.
The fact that the High Republic is getting kicked off by Cage is amazingly appropriate, and incredibly expected.
Literarly the "who gives a shit" time line.
The timeline so bad and nobody wanted. There's the WHOLE Old Republic, shit y'all have a whole MMO to take canon from. But we want the high republic where the jedi and sith were more open... Ignoring all the aliens in both factions by the Revan was around.
Let's be honest, High Republic is literally just a spot in the timeline where they can wrote whatever stories they want without too many people screaming about canon. They're free to do whatever stupid things they want, and they have, and it's not very popular.
That said, my face lit up when I saw Quantic Dream at the end, because I've been on this journey since y'all played Heavy Rain and Indigo Prophecy all those years ago. The Sadness Saga must continue, and I will be here to see it through to its bitter end.
High Republic is just them copying the homework of the Old Republic while thinking people won't catch on. Like how ep7-9 was just the Darth Caedus Saga
@@ExeErdna Copying badly too, KOTOR and everything surrounding it is way better than their shit will ever be.
You could immediately tell they fucked up when they set the High Republic so close to the "present" of the setting, completely missing the point of the Old Republic.
@@ODST_Parker Disney be like "lets make ALL this noncanon yet use it anyway so we don't have to pay the creators"
@@ExeErdna Exactly. Though now it's happening alongside a legit KOTOR Remake, so now I can't wait to see how they absolutely ruin it whilst continuing to badly copy it. What a rollercoaster Star Wars is now.
I want everyone to think, just for a minute, about humanity's Berserk arc timeline where KOTOR was made by Quantic Dream. IMAGINE what Cage would've done to Mission.
I've seen enough of what the internet has done to Mission, thank you very much. I'd rather not.
Oh God why did you make me think of that
Thanks, I hate it.
WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT EVIL OUT THERE!?
You deserve coal in your stocking for that comment.
Can’t wait to see the bingo card for this one
Its been pretty entretaining to see Woolie's slow decent into madness this last month and a half, Between the crazy MMO stuff and the Cowboy Beebop live action you can see his face getting more and more insane every new upload.
I'm betting the tasteless racism metaphors will strictly be done using aliens this time! That twi'lek lady is going to do some real heavy lifting in all the Cage topics. Do we think former Jedi/senator/rich lady enslaved story or a slave starting from the bottom story? I feel like it could go both ways.
So just like Kotor?
Yeah I said it
There's totally gonna be a scene where an alien is talking about how horrible their slavery is and then turns to a black character and is like "I thought you would understand"
@@tank7013 Wookie Lives Matter WHEN!?
I think it's called "Eclipse" because it's gonna be a romance between a male dark side user and a female Jedi, and your choices will determine if they fight or fall in love and on whose side
that's what I'm convinced Cage would wanna write with Star Wars, and I think it's why they won the job from Disney because the mouse can smell that concept getting gangbuster sales outta teen shippers. note that it shares a title with a Twilight book/movie
Cage being Cage, the dark side user is gonna be tied to some Indigo Prophecy/Nomad Soul style supernatural cult conspiracy that's infiltrated a planet's government and/or a crime syndicate, which will drive the main plot outside the romance
@@smcb9979 I'm gonna be honest none if what you wrote sounds out of bounds for Star Wars nor even the Old Republic comics (I think there was a character that was pretty much just that/90% of what you described)
At least the force will give a good explanation for the inevitable "oh no my room is attacking me" scene.
With Cage's warped view of reality and Disney's extreme creative control, this game will either be fantastic or will burn before its created.
Twi-lek bout to earn her paycheck HARD.
To quote Akihiko Sanada: “I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!”
honestly i think Quantic Dream simply got lucky with how good Conner and Hank was. they had good chemistry but alot of that can be put on their great VAs but the actual stuff they where doing was awfully written. from murderous robo hookers who tried to kill connor without hesitation and then trying to make you feel bad because hurting androids is bad even when they try to kill you. I think when people look back on Detroit fondly they are forgetting all the terrible writing choices and the game as a whole and just look literally 2 characters and one or two scenes and think "wow what a good game"
Personally, I blame Tumblr and Twitter
I watched the Eclipse trailer with no clue who was making the game, and the Quantic Dream logo had me audibly shouting “noooooo” in my apartment. I was waiting to see what Woolie and Pat had to say.
I am, and I'm not being dramatic about, legitimately scared when the finished game comes out.
I'm conflicted on whether I should avert my eyes or grab the popcorn.
The Dark Side of the Force is a Pathway to abilities some would consider to be unnatural.
David Cage should be allowed to write the next Kingdom Hearts if this game does well enough
You say that like Nomura isn't already finished with or writing it currently.
It'll probably make more sense tbh.
@@JayceCH. KH makes sense if you play all the games or are used to playing FF. KH really isn't that hard to understand, just a lot of content to get through.
@@JayceCH. Union X & BBS are really integral in understanding the core concepts.
nah KH is gas, don't let cage's vomit touch it
When that Quantic Dream logo showed up my heart sank
I still don't think I'm ever going to get over him claiming that detroit become human would be like blade runner if you were supposed to sympathize with the replicants... I just don't know how to respond to that, and I never have.
“I make ze bad force geam”
I'm so fucking stoked for this. I had no interest until that logo popped up, but now I *have to know.*
Press R2 to Artooooooo!
Beyond Two Souls breaks the rule of every game getting better, so we could always get another dumpster fire
What do you mean? That shit was incredible! Chinese underwater secret ghost base! Did you not see the Chinese underwater secret ghost base?!
@@ODST_Parker unironically I'd rather William Dafoe Chinese underwater ghost game to heavy rain
agreed. At least Heavy Rain was so dumb it was funny, and pretty memeable.
Beyond Two Souls was just painful. Like so bad it made me angry. I can laugh at Heavy Rain, but BTS's wasted potential just hurts
Yeah, BTS was a MASIVE step backwards. As funny as it was to put the controller down and watch the game beat 99% of itself as Jodie and Ghost Pal bumble their way to success... I'd still rather play almost any other Cage Game.
@@Inkspeckle It made me angry too. So much that I chose death at the end. Didn't even fucking hesitate.
I haven’t watched this video or heard this segment on the podcast yet, I just see Oola on the thumbnail with David Cage and I think of her going: "Just throw me straight into the Rancor’s mouth, please."
Time to dust off the bingo cards everyone!
Star Wars: The Cage Unleashed
Seeing that trailer for the first time was an experience. Like, “is this the Kotor remake? Wait, no something new. Nice. Can’t wait to- Oh. Quantic Dream. Never mind, I’ll just wait for the Kotor remake or Fallen Order 2.”
David Cage is an unfeeling abomination obsessed with rape scenarios and forcing people to do horrible things while lying about all of it. He should be forced to voice one of the Hutts in the game. It'd be perfect.
I would be far more interested if this was a horror game. Star Wars would be the most absurdly easy horror game to ever make. There's so many species that are perfect; Irodian (the yellow spacesuit guys in KOTOR) who are cannibals that Mandos are scared shitless of, the lizard monsters that can stretch their necks (not transdoshians), a story of a sith rampage from the point of view of a normal person (no force/player character power), HK terminators, all kinds of bullshit TOR or galactic empire/rebellion era.
Don't forget the short haired women bathing fetish. It's quintessential for the real Cage Experience tm
I think we're gonna need to apologize really hard to J.J Abrams after this comes out. Clearly he didn't deserve that level of hate considering it could have gone to David Cage.
Oh no, radical haters will put Cage on a pedestal near Filoni and Favearu cause he acts like them.
He’s not as much of a hack as David Cage
His fetish for Lens flares is Cagey, but that’s pretty much it
@@funnybone6149 Abrams is actually a cool person in real life.
I’m kinda shocked they actually went through with this so soon after all that shit came out about Cage and how Quantic’s environment.
Maybe the game's already late into development.
Disney doesn't give a shit as long as it doesn't go **too** mainstream.
D*sney just puppetted Stan Lee's corpse to push N/F/Ts. They really don't care.
I wish people would stop giving people like david cage money.
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!
"The games get better with every one"
From the guy who ended both the Beyond and Detroit playthroughs screaming actual literal death threats.
Heavy Rain is their best game, by far, and that came out immediately after Fahrenheit/Indigo.
But don't replay Heavy Rain tho! David said DON'T!!! DON'T YOU DO IT!
nah Detroit is easily their most competent game. I think you may want to revisit HR, it doesn't hold up in any regard aside from humor value.
it baffles me that the company who gave us decent story-driven games like Walking Dead and Wolf Among Us went bankrupt while David Cage is still here releasing his terribly written shit
Well they announced two games of properties which could not possibly have more fandom overlap that same night which, even though they're just a publisher now, could not have felt more indicative of why they went bankrupt if they tried
Shoutouts to the Telltale Batman games. Pretty great stories.
telltale kept spreading themselves too damn thin, that's the problem
@@speed-sm5jz What two games were those?
@@Revan058 A Star Trek game and an Expanse game
Oh my god it finally clicked for me. David Cage is just French Anthony Burch. Saddle him with a bunch of actually talented writers and the garbage plotlines don't crop up as much
Anthony Burch wishes he was David Cage.
Well all interest I had for Eclipse died the moment I learned this chuckle fuck was on it.
They have to keep adding shielding to David Cage, like how they had to build new containment structures for Reactor 4
Man, as interesting as the talk is, Woolie's fucking sending me back to grade school with that YTV hoodie.
Currently imagining the thousands of writers being forced to go through the final boss fight of Omikron to suppress David enough so the Star Wars game doesn't get ruined.
My wife- oh look a saber life game you like those.
Me- man these drums sound amazing.
(Quantic dream pops up)
Me- (groan)
Her- I don't know what quantic dream is but I feel like you're being dramatic.
Did you take the time to explain to her why you weren't being dramatic? I mean, I'm sure it wouldn't take long for her to get it haha.
I mean all it takes is the knowledge that the company is run by manchildren sex pests and she'll probably go "Ah, gotcha."
@@Vipes3 We talked about it she's only ever played indigo prophecy with her dad and she remembers liking it (she doesn't remember anything about bug hallucinations at all)
@@tarfielarchelone2674 Hooooooooh boy.
The folks at Quantic Dream are clearly very talented people. With better directors at the helm and keeping Cage in check, they could do amazing things. I say this as someone who genuinely loves Heavy Rain.
Jason
@@fabianwareinc1171 Jaaaasoooooon
Well, the Hank/Connor stuff in Detroit proves that can be true. Cage just needs less hold over the script and see what the actors can do if given the freedom.
And this is not the time for them to shine. Even witouth the Cage Man, we have currant Lucasfilm who so far made like non stop bad decisions with 1 good in it.
I hope to GOD David gets his hands on "The Father, The Son, and The Daughter" just to see how he flipping Indigo Prophecies this xD
Very nice christmas tree there Woolie 🎄
Woolie with the festive lightning be looking really nice.
Rasta Santa
The game will open with the obligatory Han Solo clone smuggling twenty (20) tons worth of koopy sandwiches.
oh god the Pat and Woolie Cage suffering will come again
George did slave Leia.
A caged cage is two cages.
*It can only grow.*
I've always maintained that Cage coming up with a setting/concept and then having a team of writers flesh it out has the potential for some high quality story
We may get that with Disney breathing over QD's neck
Or we can get Rey 2.0
probably Rey 2.0 given cages history of female characters
7:33 does anybody know which streamer they're talking about?
Thank goodness Woolie woke up from his coma that the initial reveal induced
Man, I told a friend of mine that I had such a bad opinion of David Cage, and they proceeded to tell me about the time David Cage basically steamrolled them at E3 a while back and decided to get pissed off at them about it, despite them being in a circle of friends talking about Command and Conquer.
David Cage making a game in a franchise people actially like, unsupervised, might be the perfect recipe for his downfall.
I'm looking forward to at least one attempted sexual assault per chapter.
Y'know. One thing you have to give David Cage and his dev team is that they deserve the award for most improved.
Don't get me wrong. Having my hype, rise to the heavens, seeing that trailer and seeing that SICK ass title reveal, followed by my hype quickly falling into the deepest pits of Tartarus, with the following name "Quantic Dream". It fills me with many forms Of fuck-dread.
But I can agree with the notion it might be his best game. But that isn't saying much given the bar is set nary a foot off the ground...
Disney barely stepped in post Battlefront 2. I can hazard a guess and assume they probably won't step in or have someone help direct the Cagester.
I dream of Gungans marching down the streets of Theed screaming Weesa matter.
Imagine what they could do if cage was fired
Nice Christmas tree Woolz
"Men don't deal with emotions in their daily life". The fuck kind of statement is this?
I think what scares me the most is David might actually write something better than the current canon stuff not written by Dave Filoni and Jon Favreau.
Edit: Other than Fallen Order and Rogue One I mean, those were good in spite of that somehow.
You need Minh for any further playthroughs of David Cage games. It's too important.
God the bingo card is gonna be wild
Wow, Disney sure loves shooting themselves in the foot nowadays, like constantly.
With their PR in the shit, who better to direct their game than David "model the female characters fully nude, despite what we tell the actress & leave it in the game files" Cage.
Oh boy. Maybe they'll invent an entirely new home world for the Sith/Jedi Order, AGAIN! Can never have too many.
Kaje and Didney as a team combo is so fucking BIZARRE. But almost kind of intriguing? I kind of want to see where it goes.
the perfect combo of worker harassments and abuse in one big batch
Perfect followup to the Omicron variant.
This is what Star Wars deserves.
Considering how much people shove into the modern films I'm curious to see what Cage can bullshit into a Star Wars game.
Get ready for Noble Hobbos on Hoth.
*Cage:* _(reads about homeless nomads in a comic book.)_ "Oh boy, here I go stealing again!"
1:16 that was also a thing in the kotor era I think
Kreia tried to prevent this...
Get your Bingo Cards ready!
The High republic is the prequel to the prequels and so far has featured a force sensitive rock, so you know Star wars quality has already been reached
The return of Gold Streamer and Silver Streamer!
David Cage's dialogue is reminiscent of Attack of the Clones. I can't think of any other reason Lucasfilm would hire him.
For everyone that's wanted to see a Twi'lek in the shower
8:47 it's basically gonna be like JOSStice league. Back in 2017 everyone was trying to pick apart which scenes were Zack Snyder and which scenes were Joss Whedon. And the GENERALLY consensus was you could tell which scenes were whedon by all the cringey humor, sexualized wonder woman shots, bad green screen, uncomfortable looking actors, and overweight Ben Affleck.
That Star Wars trailer didn’t make a lot of sense as I was watching it. Then the Quantic Dream logo popped up at the very end, and that was like getting the decryption key for a cipher. That was all I needed to know.
Its starting to look like we may not get this game and I can't decide if we've dodged a bullet or been deprived of peak content
I see Woolie has a Christmas tree behind him. A reminder of that time he ruined Christmas.
I am looking forward to a ton of streamers and articles who crack down on this game with "Disney censors this artist's vision" and they clearly don't know anything about David Cage.
Those said streamers would also defend him in general even with the whole toxic workplace environment.
The fact the Fandom Menace like Geeks and Gamers, RK Outpost, MechaRandom are defending David Cage is terrible as hell cause he’s making a Star Wars game. I bet they’ll do the same if Activision Blizzard made one
The most recent Star Wars thing I saw was Revenge if the Sith and the Force Unleashed demos.
Press X to Jason
Waiting for the wild ride