Stephen Found Trump's IQ Test Results

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  • Опубликовано: 2 дек 2024

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @sagewalter4096
    @sagewalter4096 7 лет назад +3076

    Trump's IQ analysis: He spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

    • @annieparker4738
      @annieparker4738 7 лет назад +131

      If Trump's IQ was as high as his weight, he would be a genius.

    • @firebembum4751
      @firebembum4751 7 лет назад +96

      sage walter I quite literally burst out laughing thank you so much

    • @anoopvasudevan
      @anoopvasudevan 7 лет назад +11

      Haha...:D

    • @RhombusLabs
      @RhombusLabs 7 лет назад +75

      That's funny but he'd only have that level of attention span if his face and/or his name was on the box. Or maybe if he wanted tanning advice from the orange.

    • @lisamari941
      @lisamari941 7 лет назад +47

      He doesn't even have the mental capacity to "concentrate"

  • @ceist8552
    @ceist8552 7 лет назад +1069

    When Trump was told his IQ was 98, he bragged that it was 'one of the highest'.
    He thought it was out of 100

    • @jeangray1822
      @jeangray1822 4 года назад +28

      Good one! I will be glad to help promote that genius 98 score with others, especially all those brainy Republicans. Thanks for the laugh.

    • @j1mp958
      @j1mp958 4 года назад +113

      ​@Roxanne Reed Hi boomer you can edit your comment and correct it to 56 I'm pretty sure you added the 1 by mistake. Also check if your sources are credible before using them as an argument

    • @sagechris4742
      @sagechris4742 4 года назад +6

      Oh MY GOD, what!?! Is this real!!?!?

    • @michaelrocks1529
      @michaelrocks1529 4 года назад +5

      J1MP Oh my God. A preposterous libtard. This quintessential of a dumbfounded Democrat. I can’t believe my eyes.

    • @tenyaiida180
      @tenyaiida180 4 года назад +37

      When kpop idols have higher IQ's then the president and are richer than him

  • @toadjiang7626
    @toadjiang7626 7 лет назад +721

    Someone should explain it to Trump that IQ tests are NOT like golf or US presidential election, the winner is the person who scores the highest, not the one who scores the lowest.

    • @sassypotato2885
      @sassypotato2885 7 лет назад +20

      Toad Jiang Now, that's too much for his tiny brain

    • @singenstattatmen5096
      @singenstattatmen5096 7 лет назад +7

      Ooooh nice one!

    • @wolframstahl1263
      @wolframstahl1263 7 лет назад +17

      Worlds sickest burn until WW3

    • @alexandrebegouendemeaux5444
      @alexandrebegouendemeaux5444 7 лет назад +7

      Ooohh, someone tweet that out to the cheeto

    • @johnhenrik5905
      @johnhenrik5905 7 лет назад +3

      Well I'm sure he thinks it's like golf. In that he would need to cheat to get an acceptable score. Check out the thing about his cheating, apparently he does it every game he plays

  • @stevenwhite3.1415
    @stevenwhite3.1415 5 лет назад +513

    Its amazing that his IQ and president number are the same

    • @nancystowell4877
      @nancystowell4877 5 лет назад +19

      Excellent comment! Thank you.

    • @kathyoverton6270
      @kathyoverton6270 4 года назад +4

      9 plus 9!

    • @bug2244
      @bug2244 4 года назад +8

      As far as Trump's IQ, it's most likely the second highest of all our Presidents. If people have watched him during the daily news briefings on COVID-19, for example, it's obvious he's not only brilliant but has a spot-on memory. I'd love to see any other President in recent memory compare. He's able to answer all sorts of complicated questions about it and when he can't, he immediately defers to his experts who are present.
      "If he ever releases his IQ, I just have a feeling...that it's higher than people would presume,' says Dr. Barbara A. Perry, director of presidential studies at the University of Virginia's Miller Center. "People who don't like him say 'oh he's such an idiot, oh he's so stupid'. But I bet you it's higher than we might realize...He obviously had a certain native intelligence to be successful, such as he was - and his degree from The Wharton School at the University of Pennsylvania...But - whether Mr Trump's IQ is high or low - Dr. Lawlis from Mensa says it doesn't tell you everything. If you take someone we consider to be a genius like Einstein, he would probably not do well on an IQ test, because he thinks outside the box. [Trump] could probably think of a dozen answers to one question." www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41573846

    • @rambo8550
      @rambo8550 4 года назад +21

      @@bug2244 Actually, his attendance of wharton is completely irrelevant. While it is true that their minimum SAT score is 1500, Trump wasn't accepted to Wharton, but transferred there junior year. He seems to have irrelevant sporadic thoughts constantly that defy logic, so it's hard to say that he could have a high IQ.

    • @bug2244
      @bug2244 4 года назад +2

      @@rambo8550 ​I literally sat here for about 10 minutes before deciding to answer, not rebut, but to respond. For you to take the time to write about how Trump got into a learning institution without mentioning that he excelled in every category, including all the sports, and has done so throughout his life, is only showing how Triggered you are - nothing else.
      It’s laughable.
      You know what else is irrelevant? YOU...and me and my interactions.
      You know what’s important? COVID-19. Have you heard? Or are you just fixated on trying to bash our great President and his supporters?
      (Liberals. UGH!)

  • @alldamnnamesaretaken
    @alldamnnamesaretaken 7 лет назад +93

    "Natural stupidity" brilliant!

    • @Blacks4Trump2024
      @Blacks4Trump2024 4 месяца назад

      Aged brilliantly 😂 reflection of yourself

  • @the_dead_poet7829
    @the_dead_poet7829 7 лет назад +1478

    Trump makes _Forest Gump look like Einstein_

    • @izzad777
      @izzad777 7 лет назад +106

      the_dead_poet hey! At least Forrest was a successful businessman!

    • @rogerstarkey5390
      @rogerstarkey5390 7 лет назад +24

      the_dead_poet
      "Stupid is, as......."
      'nuff said.

    • @sdjosh9081
      @sdjosh9081 7 лет назад +37

      You know Forrest owns part of Apple, right? He is also a ping pong master!

    • @MrRamazanLale2
      @MrRamazanLale2 7 лет назад +41

      the_dead_poet and not a draft dodger

    • @istvansipos9940
      @istvansipos9940 7 лет назад +43

      yeah + Forrest, at least, admitted he was not smart.
      by the way, Tom Hanks for president? the dude is so popular, he would win Canada and Mexico, too. with a landslide

  • @MADGennaro
    @MADGennaro 7 лет назад +733

    To be fair, his IQ score will be higher than anyone’s by just removing the negative sign

  • @NiteshSharma-ez8ir
    @NiteshSharma-ez8ir 6 лет назад +509

    Who else loves Stephen doing Trump monologues ???

    • @owengette8089
      @owengette8089 6 лет назад +10

      I only watch him for the monologues.

    • @RogueBoyScout
      @RogueBoyScout 6 лет назад +8

      Everytime I hear the Head Cheeto talk, I hear it in Colbert's "Trump" voice...

    • @brettjohnston4700
      @brettjohnston4700 6 лет назад +6

      I like Trevor Noah’s impressions better but I love Stephen

    • @shaktishankarable
      @shaktishankarable 5 лет назад +3

      Why do you think we are watching this? 😋

    • @2chatify
      @2chatify 4 года назад +3

      It's the highlight of my day. LOVE him, Stephen that is. I would love to see old Donnie throwing a temper tantrum when he sees things like this. Trump really is a moron who does nothing but golf--and he cheats at that--twitter, and rallies and calls people name. Oh, what a stupid dangerous preisident!

  • @chinemelu1991
    @chinemelu1991 7 лет назад +912

    "All this time we thought the next world war will be caused by artificial intelligence. It turns out the real danger is natural stupidity".
    This is gold!

    • @mckavitt13
      @mckavitt13 6 лет назад +2

      Chinemelu Ezeh would be caused 😊

    • @joleenphillips2415
      @joleenphillips2415 6 лет назад +19

      This is a quote that should be in all our kids history books. It's truly genius.

    • @mckavitt13
      @mckavitt13 6 лет назад +8

      Joleen Phillips Well, it's certainly spot on w the added advantage of being cleverly phrased. I think lots of people KNOW this dump president is the incarnation of stupidity w its homonym cupidity coming in as a close second.

    • @Trubripes
      @Trubripes 6 лет назад +3

      Need to get Alexa's comment on that one.

    • @michaelpondo6324
      @michaelpondo6324 6 лет назад +1

      No writer could write this bizarre crap. America has become a sick joke of a reality. Show. You. F. I. R. Ed. Trump.

  • @journeyon1983
    @journeyon1983 7 лет назад +750

    Trump's IQ places him between a carrot and a pumpkin.
    I think you know where I'm going with this >>> Orange

    • @tengojuevos907
      @tengojuevos907 6 лет назад +14

      This joke needs more likes lol

    • @brianhoule3219
      @brianhoule3219 6 лет назад +7

      Maybe a mushroom .

    • @craigsmith177
      @craigsmith177 6 лет назад +5

      Robert Smith . The orange pumpkin.

    • @michaelpondo6324
      @michaelpondo6324 6 лет назад +8

      I feel sorry for the pumpkins

    • @mbunds
      @mbunds 5 лет назад +11

      On behalf of carrots and pumpkins worldwide, I deeply resent this comparison that defames our character in such a callous way!

  • @TheModernInvestor
    @TheModernInvestor 7 лет назад +1519

    How have Americans allowed this to go on for so long? He would have been over thrown weeks into his presidency, he's a literal monster pushing the world to war from his phone

    • @libertydiesindarkness9629
      @libertydiesindarkness9629 7 лет назад +26

      No, the literal monster is Harvey Weinstein.

    • @tippydog5057
      @tippydog5057 7 лет назад +22

      How have Americans put up with the Liberals for so long as the real question bunch of rapist that do nothing for the Working Man don't forget about the other half of the Americans that is about ready to skin Democrats buddy

    • @rogerstarkey5390
      @rogerstarkey5390 7 лет назад +10

      The Modern Investor
      Blame it on android!!
      He must have HATED Microsoft!
      Remember the old 'Homer' joke?
      "To start, press any key".......
      "WHERE'S THE "ANY" KEY?"
      Donald's been "there"

    • @khanmaida
      @khanmaida 7 лет назад +14

      Absolutely Fake not really, he's not the president.

    • @khanmaida
      @khanmaida 7 лет назад +12

      The Modern Investor your comment is on point.

  • @elizabethbetancur4202
    @elizabethbetancur4202 4 года назад +146

    I mean Trump literally looked at the solar eclipse, without glasses too. I think we all knew the range of his IQ then.

    • @adamdomenicpacione7574
      @adamdomenicpacione7574 4 года назад +9

      Yeah not knowing science, economics, military and politics as well with being able to understand complexity and making tough decisions. He's useless.

    • @jonahlevi3178
      @jonahlevi3178 4 года назад

      noone gives a f***

    • @NelsonMandela785
      @NelsonMandela785 4 года назад +1

      @@adamdomenicpacione7574 he obviously knows about economics lmao

    • @daboss640
      @daboss640 4 года назад +7

      @@NelsonMandela785 His 7 bankruptcies beg to differ

    • @NelsonMandela785
      @NelsonMandela785 4 года назад +2

      @@daboss640 can’t have wisdom and not go through mistakes, mistakes make you better. And his record breaking stock dow begs a differ

  • @pop5678eye
    @pop5678eye 7 лет назад +321

    Seriously, this is what happens when you don't stop bullies. DT isn't rich because he's smart. It's because he was born a spoiled brat and then just bullied his way through life. Even when he bankrupted several businesses he bullied others to pick up the tab for him.

    • @jedimasterspidermad5173
      @jedimasterspidermad5173 7 лет назад +5

      pop5678eye totally agree with you

    • @Rick__C-137
      @Rick__C-137 7 лет назад +3

      ABSOLUTELY! Most poignant comment in the comment section!

    • @Rick__C-137
      @Rick__C-137 7 лет назад +3

      Harley Q. ACTUALLY the *majority of us* did NOT and still do NOT agree with DT.... Or did that glaringly obvious observation somehow elude your keen Sherlock Holmes skills? hahahaha

    • @erikoarneberg
      @erikoarneberg 7 лет назад +1

      +Harley Q. -Please don't blame all of us for the actions of a minority- the good news is demographically, these nuts are a dying breed, and even with their money, lies, and efforts to prevent MILLIONS of people from voting, their days are numbered. I just wonder how bad things are going to get before then...

    • @jedimasterspidermad5173
      @jedimasterspidermad5173 7 лет назад +1

      pop5678eye He doesn't even understand politics. He didn't even know the 25th amendment which is IMPEACH THE PRESIDENT.

  • @OneColdMonkey
    @OneColdMonkey 7 лет назад +1668

    I'd love to see Trump take that IQ test, but he'd either do it with his own guys in secret and just talk about how amazing it was, or claim the score was a setup.

    • @lauragadille3384
      @lauragadille3384 7 лет назад +21

      OneColdMonkey fake news lol

    • @Davegoode23
      @Davegoode23 7 лет назад +33

      You nailed it!

    • @chapdattext3167
      @chapdattext3167 7 лет назад +27

      he'll just leave it empty and put a bar of gold on it just to automatically get 1000 on his IQ paper as well as mistakenly writing "Make America Great Again #Happy"

    • @alicesrabbit7126
      @alicesrabbit7126 7 лет назад +50

      OneColdMonkey HAHAHA! Nah, it's option 3: don't take it, say you did anyway, brag about your fake score, claim you can't release results bc they're being audited by the irs.

    • @sdjosh9081
      @sdjosh9081 7 лет назад +2

      hahaha do y'all this crap is gonna help you make a comeback in 2020??

  • @Callidous
    @Callidous 7 лет назад +280

    Donald Trump will release his IQ test the same day he'll release his tax returns.

    • @firesign4297
      @firesign4297 7 лет назад +3

      Callidous 😁😀😁

    • @suptestman
      @suptestman 7 лет назад +1

      And He'll release his tax returns when Hilliary reveals what was in those deleted emails

    • @dahyneabraham9689
      @dahyneabraham9689 7 лет назад +6

      The Real World Now ... And like POTUS... Deflect and blame a private citizen!!! Whew, almost had to show proof! That was close...

    • @willyfoofoo5609
      @willyfoofoo5609 7 лет назад +6

      +The Real World Now bullshit. trump released the only year in the last 20 that he paid any taxes at all. also proved hes not worth anywhere near 10 billion. trump is a loser just like you moron

    • @RolandHesz
      @RolandHesz 7 лет назад

      Callidous i

  • @bustermk2
    @bustermk2 4 года назад +121

    No more bragging about his high IQ, these days he is just happy to pass a cognitive test.

    • @KrispyKitty66
      @KrispyKitty66 4 года назад

      @Oliver Pitchenik yep

    • @rajyavardhansingh4491
      @rajyavardhansingh4491 3 года назад +2

      Joe Biden wouldn't be able to pass a IQ Test?

    • @rebahensley5323
      @rebahensley5323 Год назад

      They said all he did at Wharton was skip class to golf. Here he is, long past any prime he may have had, facing all his illegalities and immoralities when he should be enjoying his grandchildren instead of leaving them a legacy of embarrassment. Loser.

    • @jeffreyhagelin3672
      @jeffreyhagelin3672 4 месяца назад

      Trump is so stupid they don't have a working scale that will go low enough to measure it.

    • @pete5819
      @pete5819 4 месяца назад

      Liberals are brainwashed... You people think you're smart inside your own cult.

  • @PREPFORIT
    @PREPFORIT 7 лет назад +327

    trump thinks IQ stands for
    Indecency Quotient

    • @joleenphillips2415
      @joleenphillips2415 6 лет назад +9

      PREPFORIT if It really did, his, score would be far off the chart

    • @kaybonsu7731
      @kaybonsu7731 6 лет назад +3

      PREPFORIT does he think?

    • @uropygid
      @uropygid 6 лет назад +3

      Kay Bonsu: He does not think, therefore he is not.

    • @uropygid
      @uropygid 6 лет назад +3

      In trump's case it stands for Ignorance Quotient

    • @troymaharrey7048
      @troymaharrey7048 6 лет назад +1

      Whip Scorpion Haha, political bigotry at its finest here ladies and gentlemen

  • @vintagestereo
    @vintagestereo 7 лет назад +411

    i never saw a president of any country in the world made so ridiculous, i think trump is not suitable for the job

    • @TheBlupickles
      @TheBlupickles 7 лет назад +21

      No, we didn't. Because of your last president's public character, your countrymen's likability was improved in foreign countries.

    • @mrhollandsopus418
      @mrhollandsopus418 7 лет назад +1

      Ya think????????????

    • @jerryguerra8708
      @jerryguerra8708 7 лет назад +13

      It's amazing how these Christians can't defend trump without cussing to anyone with a different opinion.Don't you all realize that's a form of quiting. And i'm also tired of all this winning.As a veteran I love my country and worry about our childrens and grandchildrens future.Look at your love ones.We all want to leave a better place for them.God bless everyone and the U.S.A.!!!!!

    • @yangearthratlarry
      @yangearthratlarry 7 лет назад +4

      & HILLARY WAS, RIGHT, U R A FUCKEN MORON !!!!

    • @kathyinthewallowas9190
      @kathyinthewallowas9190 7 лет назад +3

      right up there with Berlusconi, but with bombs

  • @Jasonblade9012
    @Jasonblade9012 7 лет назад +678

    Yes. In 2017, the POTUS talks about comparing his IQ test with his Secretary of State....
    Idiocracy was a prophecy 500 years late

    • @sassypotato2885
      @sassypotato2885 7 лет назад +55

      Jason Blade I'm trying to see things from Donnie's point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

    • @alldamnnamesaretaken
      @alldamnnamesaretaken 7 лет назад +48

      The stupidity in Idiocracy was benign though, most of the people in the world of idiocracy realised they where idiots and tried to cope with that, as soon as a smarter person showed up they give him all the power, Trump and his ilk are ambitious idiots who think they are smart. As soon as someone smarter would show up they'd beat him to death

    • @Jasonblade9012
      @Jasonblade9012 7 лет назад +12

      alldamnnamesaretaken true, even if the prez was stupid, he was still trying to do good for his people....
      I guess with the time accuracy, the mean dumbness was the thing missing in this prophetic movie

    • @jimoneprism
      @jimoneprism 7 лет назад +1

      lol. thanks

    • @alexandersen1372
      @alexandersen1372 7 лет назад +9

      honestly i thought that movie was fairly spot on (not counting eugenics parts) with how America was declining years ago, then we get a literal representative of the movie by morons electing trump. (yes i get it hillary was the devil incarnate, but damn she would have been better than this shit show) hell instead of a wrestling star president we got a "reality TV" star who's businesses get better when he no longer runs them.

  • @carolyngrinberg6889
    @carolyngrinberg6889 6 лет назад +116

    ...a crippling case of narcissistic personality disorder...BRAVO, Colbert

    • @maryroberts4095
      @maryroberts4095 5 лет назад

      Carolyn Grinberg your farts reek.

    • @maryroberts4095
      @maryroberts4095 5 лет назад

      Carolyn Grinberg I mean your farts reeeeeelly reeeeek.

    • @maryroberts4095
      @maryroberts4095 5 лет назад

      Carolyn Grinberg libtard,do you use toilet paper?

    • @maryroberts4095
      @maryroberts4095 5 лет назад

      Carolyn Grinberg do you wash your ass with soap?

    • @zacharyfelder6604
      @zacharyfelder6604 4 года назад +6

      @@maryroberts4095 are you 7 because that's what little kids think is funny. HAHA FART STINKY HAHA!!!

  • @eddyk3
    @eddyk3 7 лет назад +53

    'I'm like, a really smart guy'
    -The President of the United States

    • @markuschelios6891
      @markuschelios6891 7 лет назад +9

      "I have the best words and I've said a lot of things" -Donald Trump

    • @jilliansmith7123
      @jilliansmith7123 7 лет назад

      eddyk: yeah, he's LIKE a really smart guy--he has a head, and a body, and four limbs and he wears clothing, just like, oh, let's just say that really smart guy over there--so like, and yet, so oddly, different.

  • @LockedDownSpectator
    @LockedDownSpectator 7 лет назад +330

    America, we as South Africa have a terrible president in Jacob Zuma. But, damn, well done on taking the championship from us. You rock!

    • @TooBadThatDidntKillMe
      @TooBadThatDidntKillMe 7 лет назад +10

      Master Chief Zuma can't start a nuclear war for one.

    • @6slade
      @6slade 7 лет назад +10

      Master Chief Hello, I’m curious what system the government is over there in South Africa. How was Zuma elected or by what process? I’ve heard a bit about him, certainly corrupt right? A shame. You are right, though, we in the United States are struggling with all the leftover hate from our Civil War and the corrupt rich want us civilians to be distracted fighting that war-symbolized by a both corrupted rich AND brainwashed POTUS Donald Trump.
      Let’s all work together to get these assholes out, eh?

    • @LockedDownSpectator
      @LockedDownSpectator 7 лет назад

      Absolutely well summarised!

    • @Backflipspagetti
      @Backflipspagetti 7 лет назад

      Master Chief howx VPN security thing working for you. "South Africa" ? Lmao

    • @NothingsR33L
      @NothingsR33L 7 лет назад +1

      Master Chief 'Murica ! We're the best!!'

  • @jackostrings7802
    @jackostrings7802 7 лет назад +13

    "We fear that artificial intelligence may bring about an apocalypse, but in the end it would just be natural stupidity" - Best quote I heard today .

  • @jahnaroth669
    @jahnaroth669 6 лет назад +32

    The Kennedy tweet - priceless!

  • @almightyrmk2932
    @almightyrmk2932 7 лет назад +28

    Artificial Intelligence vs Natural Stupidity
    NICE!!!

  • @000-p4d
    @000-p4d 7 лет назад +340

    Trump: Me Trump, me smart! Bigly!

    • @headcold7250
      @headcold7250 7 лет назад +9

      And he STILL loves the uneducated. What a great man

    • @jimoneprism
      @jimoneprism 7 лет назад +8

      and grab em by the pussy.

    • @rogerstarkey5390
      @rogerstarkey5390 7 лет назад +7

      Fuck You
      He DID actually say...
      "I'm like a smart person" in a speech.
      That's "like" a smart person.... Arms, legs, etc. NOT actually smart!

    •  7 лет назад +3

      Fuck You "ME WANT BANANA, ME CLIMB TREE!" -trump

    • @BiGSH0TROB
      @BiGSH0TROB 7 лет назад +1

      HAHAHHAHHAAA what a funny comment! HAHAHHAHAHA omg im laughing so hard right now, I cant even! HAHHAHAHAHA sooo many funny people in this comment section!!!! I love it!!!!

  • @Yesnog05
    @Yesnog05 7 лет назад +293

    Oh Donald, the IQ test is not like playing golf where the one with the lowest score wins LOL

    • @--Paws--
      @--Paws-- 7 лет назад +13

      Another one that deserve more likes

    • @marzipanmango
      @marzipanmango 7 лет назад +3

      Yesnog05 damn

    • @twistedlee5
      @twistedlee5 7 лет назад

      Your right im glade someone said the same thing to you. The day you took your IQ test. LOL

    • @Yesnog05
      @Yesnog05 7 лет назад +11

      twistedlee5 *"You're", *"I'm", and *"glad". Your IQ is showing and it's hilariously low and your poor attempt to insult and troll is laughable. Move along snowflake 😂😂😂

    • @johndough6793
      @johndough6793 7 лет назад +1

      Yesnog05, You should grab a red pen, and cross off all the errors you see on your screen.

  • @kelst75
    @kelst75 5 лет назад +70

    "Little Rocket Man" Trump using projection again

  • @jameskrill5394
    @jameskrill5394 7 лет назад +375

    This is real. This is a real thing that’s happening. My god.

    • @ameyagokhale5123
      @ameyagokhale5123 7 лет назад +14

      Jjim Jim You kiss your mother with that mouth?

    • @chinemelu1991
      @chinemelu1991 7 лет назад +12

      It still feels like a movie ....SAD

    • @jameskrill5394
      @jameskrill5394 7 лет назад +5

      (he probably does...)

    • @marqui0609
      @marqui0609 7 лет назад

      James Krill

    • @NickTBrick
      @NickTBrick 7 лет назад +1

      The Real World Now sorry, I seem to have found a self important impotent narcissi-lover.

  • @SamoWuzHere0708
    @SamoWuzHere0708 7 лет назад +23

    That JFK impression was immaculate

    • @armandhammer2235
      @armandhammer2235 7 лет назад

      I think a person from Mass would beg to differ.

  • @Legallyillicit
    @Legallyillicit 7 лет назад +149

    "All this time we’ve been worried the next war will be caused by artificial intelligence, turns out, the real danger is natural stupidity" - classic

    • @Devillionaire
      @Devillionaire 4 года назад +1

      Winner

    • @Alonzo2k8
      @Alonzo2k8 3 года назад

      That part

    • @fatelamore
      @fatelamore 2 года назад +1

      Well, fella, we are seeing it happening before our eyes right now, in 2022 under the brilliant leadership of the guy with the real 89 IQ. Laughing now?

  • @justhuman24
    @justhuman24 6 лет назад +6

    Time to take the garbage out of the white house

  • @thephilosopher4719
    @thephilosopher4719 7 лет назад +17

    Applying for a secretary job after University Graduation from a Well recognized university: "Sorry, you need to do IQ test to see if you fit in our company"
    Applying for becoming "The Leader of The Free World": "You know how to bluff people with your Charisma? How many followers on Social Media? Come in Sir... It is all yours"

  • @Daystar311
    @Daystar311 7 лет назад +344

    "Natural stupidity." Yup. Trump has it.

    • @Loveisuniquebless
      @Loveisuniquebless 7 лет назад +5

      Marta Peterson Womack jajaja jajaja I love you, but you are so right, and the people who doesn't agree, cause they are so stupid like him, even my daughters qualified him the most IMBECILE in the world.

    • @mikewalsh1402
      @mikewalsh1402 7 лет назад +2

      Marta Peterson Womack
      He's a lot smarter than your dumb ass!

    • @wendyhighfield1126
      @wendyhighfield1126 7 лет назад +1

      Marta Peterson Womack im not surprised that his IQ was low lol jk

    • @nihonbarb
      @nihonbarb 7 лет назад

      Billions of it. Guess your the idiot afterall!!!!!!!!

    • @mikewalsh1402
      @mikewalsh1402 7 лет назад +1

      Marta Peterson Womack
      YOU TOO STUPID TO BE PREZ!!!

  • @Blakearoberts
    @Blakearoberts 7 лет назад +388

    Trumps IQ is lower than my grades

    • @feufollet1170
      @feufollet1170 7 лет назад +2

      And Democrats are hypocrits and perverts ! PERV !!!!

    • @livegurprit
      @livegurprit 7 лет назад +6

      i hope you not Indian or Asian :P

    • @Rylus571
      @Rylus571 7 лет назад +16

      Totally Fake if you're going to make broad sweeping generalizations based on the actions of a single person then based on the actions of Richard Nixon all republicans are criminals and should be locked away for life awaiting execution.

    • @feufollet1170
      @feufollet1170 7 лет назад

      @(tiny) Blizzard : the media is controlled by the Left and the Left is judgemental 24 / 7.
      This is sweet sweet revenge, my man !

    • @Rylus571
      @Rylus571 7 лет назад +17

      What's revenge? You shouting to the heavens that all dems are somehow pervs because of some stupid fuckwit in hollywood? That's not revenge, that's being a pathetic little moron. Get a fucking life already.

  • @donchillamentechillamente7565
    @donchillamentechillamente7565 7 лет назад +162

    I know what Trump got on his IQ test...
    dribble.

  • @Traskelion
    @Traskelion 7 лет назад +143

    "The IQ Test was rigged!"

    • @michaelpondo6324
      @michaelpondo6324 6 лет назад +11

      Yes. Too high. Turnips don t have. I. Q. You have to have a brain to have an. I. Q

    • @BookBat
      @BookBat 5 лет назад +4

      Also that drawing was better than anything Trump could draw.

    • @mariannedoyle7369
      @mariannedoyle7369 5 лет назад

      Bawahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Boohoo, lib!

    • @susaneva1689
      @susaneva1689 5 лет назад

      Traskelion fake news. Lololol

    • @TashaBryanRENegade
      @TashaBryanRENegade 4 года назад

      Darn Russians.

  • @abhishekgoel19
    @abhishekgoel19 7 лет назад +53

    404: iq not found

  • @battlefries
    @battlefries 7 лет назад +360

    I remember when I was in 4th grade, I think it was, and someone asked me if I wanted to be president one day. Even back then, when I was about 8 or 9 years old, I knew that I would not be cut out for president because the amount of work that goes into managing the country seemed to be too large for my very young brain to handle. I find it sad that my single-digit-aged self knew better than to get into a job that I would be bad at than a (physically) grown man who has lived seven decades on this earth. I wish that Trump would just resign from a job he clearly isn't capable of handling effectively, but he won't because that would be admitting 'defeat,' and his fragile ego can't even entertain the idea that he is anything less than perfection incarnate.

    • @wesleywalker1594
      @wesleywalker1594 7 лет назад

      Bugs bunny

    • @bobmartin7068
      @bobmartin7068 7 лет назад +2

      battlefries HE WILL RESIGN, AS SOON AS HE GETS HIS TAX CUT BILL THROUGH. Thats all he wanted the presidebcy for in the first place.

    • @Mozart1220
      @Mozart1220 7 лет назад +13

      He'll never resign. That would be to admit failure, and his ego won't allow it.

    • @pinkpuppy6423
      @pinkpuppy6423 7 лет назад +8

      I don't. Trump 8s terrible but the people next in line are President are terrible. Just pray for these years to go by quick

    • @nissutobor9078
      @nissutobor9078 7 лет назад +5

      As long as he is appeasing his donnars, despite how the American public feels, he will be a success. It's time we realize that our country has been hijacked by corporations, and that trickle down economics is a sham. More money to the top is just that, more money to the top. Your joking if you think anyone is going to get a raise or better benefits

  • @furball8967
    @furball8967 5 лет назад +14

    " What NAFTA deal Donald? It rolled behind the couch and is gone forever "
    Pure genius....or is that stable genius? LOL!

    • @kitten_xbobatea5228
      @kitten_xbobatea5228 4 года назад

      It is so stable y,know. I think it’s so stable in fact it should be locked in a stable and never looked at again

  • @DCrswims
    @DCrswims 7 лет назад +8

    Now that pug is a reporter I could support! More pug reporting!

  • @NeonsStyleHD
    @NeonsStyleHD 7 лет назад +381

    Donald Trump? More like Donald Duck Trump the way he behaves is very similar to how Donald Duck behaves when he's mad.

    • @TheCanadiangirl4
      @TheCanadiangirl4 7 лет назад +42

      Hey, don't insult Donald Duck. He was one of my favourite cartoon characters.

    • @gokermitsewerside358
      @gokermitsewerside358 7 лет назад +2

      TheCanadiangirl4 seriously lol

    • @boscoblack
      @boscoblack 7 лет назад

      NeonsStyle thanks for explaining what you meant

    • @yangearthratlarry
      @yangearthratlarry 7 лет назад +1

      U R THE ONLY FUCKEN DUCK & FULL OF DUCK SHIT !!!

    • @NeonsStyleHD
      @NeonsStyleHD 7 лет назад +7

      +yangerthralarry I think we found a Trump Duck lol

  • @kiwiznews217
    @kiwiznews217 7 лет назад +68

    I hope they installed a “kiddy lock” on the nuclear button . Seriously save the world put a kiddy lock on anything important.

    • @diamondsmasher
      @diamondsmasher 7 лет назад +2

      No way in hell Mattis would allow him access to any nuclear button.

    • @chizzmaster
      @chizzmaster 7 лет назад +2

      I believe a few congressmen are trying to pass legislation so that the president can't launch a nuclear strike without Congressional approval, kinda like how it is with declarations of war.

    • @kiwiznews217
      @kiwiznews217 7 лет назад

      Flame Beats it was a metaphor

  • @rysacroft
    @rysacroft 2 года назад +1

    LOL! Loved the "news anchors" segment.

  • @Ogsonofgroo
    @Ogsonofgroo 7 лет назад +188

    I was already chuckling along merrily, then.. last skit, omg I need a new kidney lololololololol!
    Trump truly has become of the best sources for comedians for, like, near evar!
    I need to laugh at stuff like this, takes me away from being, um, frightened?

    • @Ogsonofgroo
      @Ogsonofgroo 7 лет назад +7

      Ha, people who aren't afraid of what Trump is all about are the dummies, dummy.

    • @admin-supportspcventuresll2793
      @admin-supportspcventuresll2793 6 лет назад

      We need comedic sources, unfortunately, we have TWO MAJOR political parties trying to be the most fun.....BUT they are always partying on OUR dime.. wait, NOW.. our Benjamins? Lower Costs? ruclips.net/video/WiW1IA0eHDw/видео.html

    • @lorestone4552
      @lorestone4552 6 лет назад +1

      Must be fun being scared over nothing you fucking snowflake.

    • @729eric
      @729eric 6 лет назад +2

      you said it SO perfectly, especially the end.

    • @peterheaslip9882
      @peterheaslip9882 5 лет назад

      Kind

  • @Wake._.theDead
    @Wake._.theDead 7 лет назад +76

    never in my life i've seen president act like a manchild, can someone get him off twitter please.

    • @yangearthratlarry
      @yangearthratlarry 7 лет назад +2

      GO FUCK UR SELF !!!

    • @profrickshaw
      @profrickshaw 7 лет назад +9

      ^look at the triggered Trumpster

    • @nothingforgrantedPS23
      @nothingforgrantedPS23 7 лет назад +1

      Twitter: King of fake news.

    • @noeliajaime7656
      @noeliajaime7656 7 лет назад +2

      Off Twitter?How about off the country?The planet?

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 7 лет назад +2

      Even Obama on the white house lawn with a lightsaber still is more mature than President 💩.

  • @jguerrero447
    @jguerrero447 7 лет назад +26

    The emperor has no clothes.

    • @marypicard6121
      @marypicard6121 7 лет назад

      Let's not go there......too disgusting to contemplate.

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 3 года назад

      More likely the Scarecrow has no brain!!!

  • @petyrkowalski9887
    @petyrkowalski9887 6 лет назад +26

    I would say Trumps IQ is less than his shoe size but he would take it as a compliment

  • @kitanakahn101
    @kitanakahn101 7 лет назад +212

    Trump might misunderstood IQ with tv ratings.

    • @lynnwiechmann6141
      @lynnwiechmann6141 7 лет назад

      L3140M4R

    • @Aether550
      @Aether550 7 лет назад

      Hilarious

    • @jilliansmith7123
      @jilliansmith7123 7 лет назад

      Alfredo Zopez: but it's hard for someone with a 320 IQ to speak at the level of the rest of us morons. I'll give Trump this much: he tries, by Jebez Cripzee! He tries!

    • @kadyr8935
      @kadyr8935 7 лет назад +1

      "might misunderstood IQ" Well done, might want to fix up your english there if you're going to address a person's IQ lol.

    • @kitanakahn101
      @kitanakahn101 7 лет назад

      Ron Weeks lol.. your butt hurts grammar police? English never be my primary language... but since it was forced by the westerners... so there you go... my broken english and idgaf about the grammatical error or whatever u want to point out to me. I use it the way I want. Deal with it!
      At least I know and can understand also able to communicate in 3 diff languages. So suck it up.
      Oh before I forgot, can I know what IQ level got to do with perfect English?! U know that there are many different countries with different languages besides America and English right? How great is someone IQ is not measured by how good is their English are. That maybe applied in English-speaking countries. Not other countries... u dumb.

  • @IdeaBox-dk5vj
    @IdeaBox-dk5vj 7 лет назад +37

    2:44:
    Pro: This is completely hilarious!
    Con: It makes me worried for America's future.

    • @evengraintech1397
      @evengraintech1397 4 года назад +4

      If only you knew he was the greatest president ever!
      Did you like my joke?

    • @IdeaBox-dk5vj
      @IdeaBox-dk5vj 4 года назад +3

      @@evengraintech1397 I actually did. Thanks!

    • @evengraintech1397
      @evengraintech1397 4 года назад +4

      @@IdeaBox-dk5vj Thanks man, want to hear another one?
      Trumps IQ is 156.

    • @BlitzzOrAnt
      @BlitzzOrAnt 4 года назад +1

      @@evengraintech1397 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Eggmancan
    @Eggmancan 7 лет назад +115

    This shit would be so hilarious if it weren't so tragic and there wasn't a chance we all die by the end of this presidency.

    • @jme2816
      @jme2816 7 лет назад

      m ++ It's scary

    • @Eggmancan
      @Eggmancan 7 лет назад +1

      wtf, is this a death threat?

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 6 лет назад +24

    “The ‘D’ on my tremendous and beautiful pointy white hat stands for Donald.”

  • @gonefishing3644
    @gonefishing3644 7 лет назад +186

    Favorite Colbert quote this week: Trump = "natural stupidity"

    • @yangearthratlarry
      @yangearthratlarry 7 лет назад +2

      U MISS UNDERSTOOD, HE WAS LOOKING IN ITS MIRROR !

    • @alexfuentes2653
      @alexfuentes2653 7 лет назад +4

      Edward Gutierrez someone’s mad haha . It’s not our fault all the funniest people make fun of trump. He’s a living breathing walking joke

    • @gonefishing3644
      @gonefishing3644 7 лет назад +4

      Edward Gutierrez: Projecting your own homosexual fantasies? Sometimes nasty posts reveal a lot about the one doing the posting.

    • @Skyprince27
      @Skyprince27 7 лет назад +3

      Linda Wright
      Perhaps the fact that he liked his own post reflects more of an autoerotic fantasy than a homosexual one... but I'm not the expert on either issue...

    • @Mozart1220
      @Mozart1220 7 лет назад +2

      Edward, what are you, 7 years old? Typical Trump supporter.

  • @theoldhip
    @theoldhip 7 лет назад +31

    To all working on this show - Kudos - Well done.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 7 лет назад +736

    I'm honestly surprised it isn't just his hand print of smeared diaper leavings.

    • @Trund27
      @Trund27 7 лет назад +11

      New Message this comment is gold!! ROTFL

    • @NeonsStyleHD
      @NeonsStyleHD 7 лет назад

      Diaper leavings? WOW! The pole of political correctness is rammed right up your arse real tight there isn't it.

    • @Texaca
      @Texaca 7 лет назад +1

      What's with these crazy posts on this thread? 🤔

    • @versapious9980
      @versapious9980 7 лет назад +1

      @New Message.... you actually believe that hmmmm let's say 27% of Trump supporters will know what you are saying? They will think (at best) that its leftover diapers that Trump touched.

    • @bowlofarthritus713
      @bowlofarthritus713 7 лет назад

      Eh. We can poke fun at him all day, but between all the commenters and him, which one is the billionaire at the end of the day?

  • @wutwaVo542
    @wutwaVo542 2 месяца назад

    Thank you for canned laughter, as I have early dementia, and your wonderful machine tells me when to laugh. You have such great sense of humorless. 🤣

  • @j.hardegen53
    @j.hardegen53 7 лет назад +82

    At least this time, Germany won't get blamed for a WW.
    What? Trump has german ancestors you say? Dang it!

    • @thebigs6405
      @thebigs6405 5 лет назад +1

      I don't know about that

    • @D10RC
      @D10RC 5 лет назад

      J. Hardegen Heir Trump

    • @thebigs6405
      @thebigs6405 5 лет назад +1

      What's wrong with German ancestors though?

    • @garywilson3042
      @garywilson3042 5 лет назад +1

      thebigs nothing is wrong with having German ancestors. It is just because in recent memory, two world wars were fought against the Germans. Be proud of who you are now, and who you *could* be in future, be the best, most compassionate person you possibly can, that’s all that matters.

    • @D10RC
      @D10RC 5 лет назад

      Gary Wilson I know it will take a few generation for what happened ✌️🇮🇪✌️

  • @snoodelbartsrun3195
    @snoodelbartsrun3195 7 лет назад +287

    Remember the guys screaming that Hillary would immediatly start WW3 if she'd got elected?

    • @asbisi
      @asbisi 7 лет назад +10

      They are silent now, aren´t they!

    • @maryanneslater9675
      @maryanneslater9675 7 лет назад +25

      Get over the fact that Donald Trump is blatantly doing everything every you imagined Hillary would do and worse and you don't mind that he's doing it? Not bloody likely. Nope. Somebody's got to pull the hypocrisy stick out of your butt and beat you with it.

    • @gregvetter5070
      @gregvetter5070 7 лет назад +13

      Yeah, they're the same assholes who STILL support donnie dick-stain.

    • @yangearthratlarry
      @yangearthratlarry 7 лет назад +1

      & SINCE SHE IS PART OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER, SHE WOULD WANT TO GET RID OF UR STUPID ASS 1ST !

    • @nerag7459
      @nerag7459 7 лет назад +4

      If you can't start WW3 as secretary of state, its because you don't want to start WW3.

  • @kasrose8844
    @kasrose8844 7 лет назад +203

    I’m just waiting for trump morning tweet “slim shady aka Eminem” is fake news and a failing artist lol

    • @dem0ninthemist
      @dem0ninthemist 7 лет назад +1

      Kasrose 8 my god. What doesn't trigger them! Such whinny babies

    • @rogerstarkey5390
      @rogerstarkey5390 7 лет назад

      Kasrose 8
      Imagine
      "He's not REAL!"
      (Poor slim shady joke.....sorry)

    • @CerenAytekin96
      @CerenAytekin96 7 лет назад +23

      I was at Eminem’s concert in Reading, UK a month and a half ago, and he insulted the crap out of Trump and literally made us say “Fuck Trump!”, he was sensational

    • @joey6272
      @joey6272 7 лет назад

      Kasrose 8
      Que lo que mi Corazon

    • @ampm1237
      @ampm1237 7 лет назад +1

      Eminem should make a rap song about Trump

  • @LeftIsBest001
    @LeftIsBest001 5 лет назад +13

    "I'll miss us. I'll miss us. We had a good run." 😂😂

  • @joeyconservative
    @joeyconservative 7 лет назад +24

    Impressive Kennedy impersonation by Colbert

  • @BeausToyFarm
    @BeausToyFarm 7 лет назад +73

    Somebody should just put Barron in charge, he'd do a better job!

    • @polyorchid528
      @polyorchid528 7 лет назад +2

      Very unlikely considering he's a moron too.

    • @missymani
      @missymani 7 лет назад +2

      Maybe the family dog would do a better job than any Trump.

    • @firesign4297
      @firesign4297 7 лет назад

      Beau's Toy Farm 😁😀😁

    • @mrhollandsopus418
      @mrhollandsopus418 7 лет назад +1

      NO no more trumps in the white house.

    • @BeausToyFarm
      @BeausToyFarm 7 лет назад +1

      I was saying he'd do a better job, how is that picking on him? And I am a kid, you moron!

  • @Woodthorn
    @Woodthorn 7 лет назад +37

    Let's pretend for a moment that good businessmen makes good presidents. Would you say that if the secretary had to keep facts away from their boss and ignore them in order to keep the company safe, this indicates the boss is a good businessman?

    • @carsontodd9267
      @carsontodd9267 7 лет назад

      Woodthorn go read the actual article for context

    • @fandomguy8025
      @fandomguy8025 6 лет назад +3

      @J McK Imagining Trump as a used car salesman brought a smile to my face. Thanks. TRUMP auto lot! YUGE savings!

    • @ellenlaincz8983
      @ellenlaincz8983 6 лет назад

      Woodthorn

  • @zenipmann
    @zenipmann 4 года назад +10

    May 20 2018 University of Pennsylvania. When the Atlantic asked around campus this month, it found no Trump fans, and noted that nearly 4,000 WHARTON alumni had signed an Open Letter telling the former student: “You Do Not Represent us.”
    The late William T. Kelley, who taught Trump at the University of Pennsylvania, said, “Donald Trump was the dumbest goddamn student I ever had.” Dimmer than a 5-watt bulb.

  • @amitnagpal1985
    @amitnagpal1985 7 лет назад +62

    Anyone else a little terrified?

    • @christinem9142
      @christinem9142 7 лет назад +4

      amit nagpal Yes....and I have gone through all the stages of grief twice.

    • @janetbeatrice9505
      @janetbeatrice9505 7 лет назад +4

      Yes! Been terrified since 3 a.m. after election night when I woke up sick to my stomach and forced myself to find out the results.

    • @patcholi3201
      @patcholi3201 7 лет назад +1

      very

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 7 лет назад +1

      amit nagpal I'm ready to go home. Jesus, take me now! I'm serious.

    • @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr
      @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr 7 лет назад +1

      Maybe you should stop watching Colbert.

  • @Jerricola2
    @Jerricola2 7 лет назад +14

    That is truly terrifying.... good luck to whoever's enough of a sucker to babysit, at least the pay will be good.

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak 7 лет назад +29

    t'rump did his study abroad in Nambia.

    • @ewqdsacxz765
      @ewqdsacxz765 7 лет назад

      I thought he studied in Narnia.

    • @daveskerritt185
      @daveskerritt185 7 лет назад

      I guess Trump studied in Narnia. Maybe on Middle Earth.

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak 7 лет назад

      dave skerritt well, he is a huge fucking troll so...

  • @janicemoreau2167
    @janicemoreau2167 7 лет назад +20

    Most of the time I get so depressed & actually sometimes cry about our current presidency ...however YOU make me smile through my stress & tears

    • @WTMNNJR
      @WTMNNJR 7 лет назад +1

      Holy its been a year and you cant stop complaining still

    • @Cahoula
      @Cahoula 6 лет назад +1

      Because you are a crybaby.

    • @blackholediscoball
      @blackholediscoball 6 лет назад +1

      Cry? Really?

    • @themanuplet
      @themanuplet 6 лет назад

      LMAO

  • @justatiger6268
    @justatiger6268 7 лет назад +9

    I have to say, this was a solid bit. Very well done!

  • @SunScourge
    @SunScourge 7 лет назад +76

    I am... so tired of him calling everything Fake News. Everything he does is childish but that really takes the cake. I'm not even American. I'm sorry for those of you who can't escape him.

    • @DannyGadish
      @DannyGadish 7 лет назад

      don't worry he'll win again in 2020

    • @Val-hb6zy
      @Val-hb6zy 7 лет назад +6

      Thank you - most of America knows we have a moron in the WH and we hate it/him.

    • @yangearthratlarry
      @yangearthratlarry 7 лет назад +1

      WELL IF U R TIRED OF FAKE NEWS U MIGHT WANTA CHANGE CHANNELS FROM CNN, FAKE NEWS , U FUCK HEAD !!!

    • @dylconnaway9976
      @dylconnaway9976 7 лет назад +1

      yangearthratlarry - a person blindly following one man instead of the thousands dedicated to finding the truth. You're a pawn. Move to North Korea. You'd fit in well there.

  • @oopscreation3539
    @oopscreation3539 7 лет назад +488

    DOT DOT DOT
    Actually Trump university Bringing on Trump's IQ 😂

    • @jeckjeck3119
      @jeckjeck3119 7 лет назад +3

      LOL! good one.

    • @crisp7423
      @crisp7423 7 лет назад

      lol get out of here indian hindu fuck

    • @ambiguumspectatoremespecta9803
      @ambiguumspectatoremespecta9803 7 лет назад +8

      Earth Mars what the heck is wrong with you. Jeez I think you would show respect to your fellow brethren wouldn't you think.

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 7 лет назад +5

      Raj Sapkota - I've just reported his racist ass.

    • @benzizzzdraws
      @benzizzzdraws 7 лет назад +9

      Why are you surprised? Trumps main supporters are Neo-Nazi's and idiots who claim "What me, I cant be racist i have a black friend" lol.... Lets not forget the American government sponsored the Apartheid government in South Africa for up to 10 Years, thereby extending the oppressive regime's reign and claiming in the press that they're "fighting communists" (which basically mean't "we don't want Black people with nuclear weapons" which we did have a few back then) its all a farce really. America was just as racist with a black president because of the ways your states and commonwealths are separated from the Federal government.... get your states under control or split into north and south and have fun killing each other off (which is not a great idea but still better than your idiot of a president dragging us all into the next world war because he doesn't understand how the rest of the none Trump world works) Good luck..... Go North side, you can do it lol

  • @שמעון-ק2ח
    @שמעון-ק2ח Год назад +1

    Trumps IQ test results years ago was 167.

  • @Rayeky1
    @Rayeky1 7 лет назад +69

    At this point Im afraid of how this year its going to end

    • @chapdattext3167
      @chapdattext3167 7 лет назад +3

      and his supporters are still campaigning trump 2020

    • @freema9246
      @freema9246 7 лет назад +2

      Rayeky1 psssst, it's ALL going to end not "goodly"

    • @wolframstahl1263
      @wolframstahl1263 7 лет назад +5

      At least you are optimistic enough to think we'll still be here at the end of the year. Cheers

    • @rysun8709
      @rysun8709 7 лет назад

      Ask the time travelling guy who came from 2045. He must know something

    • @Refused56
      @Refused56 7 лет назад

      Not possible - no one will be alive in 2045

  • @micksc4689
    @micksc4689 7 лет назад +20

    I don't suppose that he couldn't even get a certificate from his own university

    • @--Paws--
      @--Paws-- 7 лет назад

      This needs more likes

  • @channelforpositivitylunder9385
    @channelforpositivitylunder9385 7 лет назад +341

    ........
    Trump is (not)secretly a *7-year old*

    • @DankNSpank
      @DankNSpank 7 лет назад +1

      sorry i dont understand engrish.

    • @titusp9488
      @titusp9488 7 лет назад +8

      Channel for Positivity l Understanding l Justice please don’t make seven years look this bad ... children are nothing like the evil that is dump

    • @doreene5421
      @doreene5421 7 лет назад +7

      Channel for Positivity l Understanding l Justice My two year old has a higher IQ that this moron.

    • @thegirlwithglasses3672
      @thegirlwithglasses3672 7 лет назад +3

      Channel for Positivity l Understanding l Justice no no no, seven is too mature

    • @ameyagokhale5123
      @ameyagokhale5123 7 лет назад +2

      Channel for Positivity l Understanding l Justice Yes... He's publicly a Moron

  • @rodqueen2910
    @rodqueen2910 7 лет назад +19

    That was a pretty good JFK he did there

  • @no-orwelliandystopia
    @no-orwelliandystopia 7 лет назад +6

    Remember. he's "Very smart" and has the "best words" .

  • @tobioduntan
    @tobioduntan 7 лет назад +6

    That artificial intelligence joke lol.😂

  • @mikecooper8462
    @mikecooper8462 4 года назад +13

    "I double-dog dare you....!" Classic!

  • @Malidictus
    @Malidictus 7 лет назад +109

    Is anyone really surprised that Donald Trump has the mentality of a toddler? After all, he talks like one.

    • @diamondsmasher
      @diamondsmasher 7 лет назад +2

      Fake news from the failing #Malidictus. Sad!

    • @richiesahlin6409
      @richiesahlin6409 7 лет назад +1

      Malidictus He probably shits himself like one too. Have you seen the thumbnails of him? It looks like he just crapped his pants.

    • @daveramsay6470
      @daveramsay6470 7 лет назад +1

      He talks like someone who learned interpersonal skills from pushing around the Archie Bunker clones who worked for his dad.

    • @boogiewoogie1070
      @boogiewoogie1070 7 лет назад +2

      I don't know if Trump is just that stupid or he is talking down to the level where his supporters can understand him. Either way it's sad.

    • @ablueaquarium2245
      @ablueaquarium2245 7 лет назад

      +Edward Gutierrez , WANNA BET ?

  • @joannpasco9336
    @joannpasco9336 7 лет назад +26

    Who is going to BABYSIT while Tillerson is out of the country?? Scary!!

  • @nayinayi1
    @nayinayi1 7 лет назад +22

    LOL - wars have always been caused by natural stupidity!

  • @elaineberg3095
    @elaineberg3095 3 года назад +1

    You are spot on about the Tweeter in Chief.

  • @ShannonLong
    @ShannonLong 7 лет назад +32

    Thank you Stephen for being the voice of reason in the insane world we are living in right now. You have a way of turning our anger into laughter.

  • @whyshouldi72
    @whyshouldi72 7 лет назад +7

    you'd think if you have to treat our president like a child, distracting him and keeping information from him he shouldn't be fit for the position lol

  • @williamblevin55
    @williamblevin55 7 лет назад +24

    Good day,
    It is no longer the oval office it is now
    THE AWFUL OFFICE!
    Thank you for your time.

  • @bozzwell66
    @bozzwell66 7 лет назад +2

    Love you Stephen - From Australia !!!!!

  • @rufus2069
    @rufus2069 7 лет назад +77

    Try living in Texas where ppl think he is doing a good job! Friends and family praise him for all he has done in just 10 months! I am not looking forward to the holidays!!

    • @--Paws--
      @--Paws-- 7 лет назад +3

      Friends who I thought know better in life are in favor of Trump - I heard that it in some places there are more conservative view points while in other places there are more liberal view points and in rare occasions neutral/unbiased.

    • @marzipanmango
      @marzipanmango 7 лет назад +8

      Chris Suttle Even staunch conservatives hate him in Canada :P

    • @TheVeljam
      @TheVeljam 7 лет назад +13

      Does anybody ask these people to point out just one thing he's actually done?? Not talked about but actually done?? One thing that'll benefit the country, I mean..

    • @rufus2069
      @rufus2069 7 лет назад +9

      JVVoid they spew things like “look at the stock market ” and “I here Trump has put 7 trillion dollars back into the economy “. I just look down and keep quiet. Because you can’t talk to them. Their mind is made up please don’t confuse them with facts.

    • @erikoarneberg
      @erikoarneberg 7 лет назад +7

      Chris Suttle- You have my sincere condolences... Can't imagine much worse than that...

  • @CECICEO-cz9ho
    @CECICEO-cz9ho 7 лет назад +20

    Someone get rid of that goon Ttump, please. The Americans don't seem to have any problems doing that.

  • @sabofobia
    @sabofobia 7 лет назад +21

    The real danger is natural stupidity 😂😂

    • @yangearthratlarry
      @yangearthratlarry 7 лет назад +1

      YES WE DO KNOW THAT LIBERALS R 2 STUPID 2 FIGURE IT OUT !!!

  • @alfalafelstine1536
    @alfalafelstine1536 7 лет назад +21

    Let's look at the causes of world wars:
    WWI: Assassination of an heir
    WWII: Reckless expansionism
    WWIII: Twitter feud
    One of these doesn't fit.

    • @kallie-
      @kallie- 4 года назад +1

      @Jayden Oliver WW3 Donald Trump, hasnt he almost started like 3 wars (that we know of) in his 4 years of being president?

    • @patat123.byeiquit4
      @patat123.byeiquit4 4 года назад

      @Jayden Oliver did he start any in his 47 years in the office?
      didn’t think so
      Will he do it in his 4(or more) years as president?
      probably not

  • @sonicplys64
    @sonicplys64 7 лет назад +88

    Looks like Trump is not intelligent enough to watch Rick and Morty.

    • @yangearthratlarry
      @yangearthratlarry 7 лет назад +2

      FUCK YOU !!!

    • @FAVNVS113
      @FAVNVS113 7 лет назад +3

      Sonicplys 64 im sad that so few people get this joke

    • @TripSlider
      @TripSlider 7 лет назад +1

      Sonicplys 64 all bot accounts fuck liberals are insane

    • @marzipanmango
      @marzipanmango 7 лет назад +1

      Sonicplys 64 He probably doesn't even have a Rick and Morty tattoo

    • @johnmoore9862
      @johnmoore9862 7 лет назад

      yangearthratlarry , Yet again I’m proved right.

  • @AngryKittens
    @AngryKittens 7 лет назад +168

    The US would have been in far better hands if my 6-year old nephew was president. At least he's not a spoiled brat like the current baby-in-chief.

    • @armandhammer2235
      @armandhammer2235 7 лет назад +10

      Angry Kittens nephew for POTUS. Can he read a teleprompter?

    • @yangearthratlarry
      @yangearthratlarry 7 лет назад +2

      HOW COME U DIDN'T RUN UR STUPID CHILD, BECAUSE HE IS AS STUPID AS U !!!

    • @beccalowry6437
      @beccalowry6437 7 лет назад +4

      Angry Kittens I work at a dog daycare. The dogs I take care of would do a better job then Trump and his cronies.

    • @FallingGalaxy
      @FallingGalaxy 7 лет назад +9

      No, but seriously...I would literally accept a normal 6 year old child over Trump as our leader because he/she would have FAR less chance of destroying us all...

    • @armandhammer2235
      @armandhammer2235 7 лет назад +3

      Say hello to your parole officer.

  • @OmegaSeraphim
    @OmegaSeraphim 7 лет назад +29

    How is Dump making America great?

    • @futurestoryteller
      @futurestoryteller 7 лет назад +1

      Not a fan, but Spike Lee once said "Great does not mean good, great does not mean morally good" he's right, it's the same reason Time gets shit for making Hitler "Man of the Year" because on the surface, and generally speaking the distinction seems to be an honor. In reality, despite the fact that they probably did not know at the time what a monster Adolf Hitler was, it's ultimately a selection far less about quality than it is about impact. (They apparently stopped doing this, as the distinction is too subtle for many Americans to grasp.) So in a sense he could end up being the "greatest president we've ever had" in the worst possible way. A fact which screams "be careful what you wish for"

    • @yangearthratlarry
      @yangearthratlarry 7 лет назад +1

      GET UR HEAD OUT OF UR ASS & LOOK, IF U R SMART ENOUGH 2 C, DEBATABLE !

    • @suptestman
      @suptestman 7 лет назад

      +Futurestoryteller idiots who compare trump to hitler, Like you. don't understand history.

    • @RiggyRonnie
      @RiggyRonnie 7 лет назад

      RazielBorn By deporting the cheap working DACA children and pissing off other nations.

    • @futurestoryteller
      @futurestoryteller 7 лет назад

      Idiots like you who see comparisons that weren't there are borderline schizophrenics who've never read a history book.

  • @VanlifewithAlan
    @VanlifewithAlan 5 лет назад

    16 months later and they are the best of friends. I don't think Trump and Tillerson like each other though.

  • @Jojo-ht2xn
    @Jojo-ht2xn 7 лет назад +336

    Boy,do I miss Obama.He was very well liked and cared for America.Trump is a disaster.

    • @futurestoryteller
      @futurestoryteller 7 лет назад +19

      Yeah... I don't know how much he "cared" but at least it can be assumed that he didn't want to leave it a smoldering ruin...

    • @Jojo-ht2xn
      @Jojo-ht2xn 7 лет назад +30

      I agree,he did the best he could when leading the country.That is not happening with Trump and it is all about himself,or he puts himself before the country itself,truly selfish.

    • @rehmanarshad1848
      @rehmanarshad1848 7 лет назад +17

      Boney the Dog ignore it, it's probably a Russian bot... don't believe me you'll see him on other posts repeating the same shit but with minor variations within algorithm of word choices...

    • @yangearthratlarry
      @yangearthratlarry 7 лет назад +1

      CAN U REMOVE UR HEAD FROM UR ASS, OR IS IT THEIR 4 EVER, U IDIOT !!!

    • @Yes-gc9vr
      @Yes-gc9vr 7 лет назад

      Dave Queen how so?

  • @DaManBearPig
    @DaManBearPig 7 лет назад +51

    Congrats America. You thought this guy was a good idea.

    • @abdizur8765
      @abdizur8765 7 лет назад +4

      DirtyMilkMan No, no I thought he was a bad idea, a very bad idea.
      But fortunately for Trump, Hillary was a terrible idea.
      Personally I was hoping and praying it would come down to Jeb vs Bernie, that would have been a great election where everyone would have won regardless of the outcome.

    • @txrick4879
      @txrick4879 7 лет назад +4

      DirtyMilkMan No we did not Trump did not win the popular vote.He won on the electoral vote.

    • @erikoarneberg
      @erikoarneberg 7 лет назад +5

      DirtyMilkMan- More than 1/2 of the country didn't vote for him- don't blame the whole country! And don't forget- Russia helped!

    • @mariebelfone2814
      @mariebelfone2814 7 лет назад +2

      erikoarneberg your an idiot

    • @mike3d574
      @mike3d574 7 лет назад +1

      Which vote determines the Presidency? Oh, that's right.

  • @maximnoise
    @maximnoise 7 лет назад +66

    hahaha this is hilarious :D

  • @Elieditssportvids
    @Elieditssportvids 3 года назад +1

    Donald Trump has two parts of brain, one left and one right.
    The left part has nothing right.
    The right part has nothing left.

  • @butterscotchbanana258
    @butterscotchbanana258 7 лет назад +4

    Y'all whining about Stephen ignoring Weinstein:
    A). He already did a segment about him titled "Harvey Weinstein is a bad person"
    B). This is a *comedy* show. How many jokes can he really make about decades of sexual abuse without coming off as an dismissive asshole? Whine about PC culture if you want, but the general public doesn't typically like it when people turn sexual harassment/assault into a joke