@@gaelurquiz5755 It could be a custom character, he doesn't have the Steve T-Shirt on as if, why do you conclude that it's Steve anyways? The default Steve in the game is never without his blue T-Shirt.....
@ …no? flattered is the wrong word, i meant flustered back then, but even then, flattered is used after a compliment, flustered is for when someone looks good, bamboozled is confused
Steve and Alex's relationship it's cute, one day they harvest the crops together, and the next day they kill the last specimen of a godlike species that controls an entire dimension with just beds and flowers, Relationship goals.
Chad Steve: Asks a possible stranger for a log Grinds the bark off with his bare chest Morphs the log into a perfect cube Puts a flower on it Refuses to elaborate Leaves
Have you ever think about how Alex and Steve are basically the Gigachad couple? They are human gods in a world without other humans. They can travel through dimensions, respawn, hold and transmutate tons of items and blocks without limits
Steve is able to carry stacks of materials his back pockets, fight a whole assortment of monsters, and survive a direct explosion... *Carving wood and shaping it into blocks of planks with his sheer abs is just a small flex.*
@@maxmanchik with shulker boxes full of gold blocks, and a shulker box in each inventory slot, steve can carry 1200614.4 tons edit: he can also wear golden armor and hold a golden totem in his offhand
He gives a smoldering look in a 50km radius of any sticks and coal and they turn into torches. They don't even need to be grouped together, just individual coal and sticks turn into torches.
Alex actually doesn't have a confirmed gender last I checked. They are based off of Jeb, and Jeb is a man. I'm of the opinion that it's up to the player and that you could safely put Alex into the gender fluid category of video game avatars.
This is just barely scratching the surface of Mount Everest in terms of what Steve is capable of. The guy can carry Earth's entire gold reserve within his pocket!
@@brinkstan5465 i was wrong... the eaviest is the notch apple as 8 gold block.... netherite block is 3.6 gold block so a notch apple is the eaviest thing in minecraft to our knowledge (as far as i know we dont know the weght of: nether stars,ender dragon eggs, the heart of the see, mob spawner, netherack, soul sand, ender portal frame and command block. I know there is more
This is adorable. And that actual gameplay footage at the end was the icing on the cake. Tied the whole video together. Very clever and actually funny.
Don't you mean she placed his bed next to hers, this is her house as you can tell from the flower she got from him which is placed in the corner of the room in the video
@@skoience5910 It's not really a theory. With how much gold the Minecraft Player can carry, in the base game, they can carry 6.35 * 10^505 UNIVERSES. check this out if you don't believe me: ruclips.net/video/sokWy8zr1Tc/видео.html
You know it's serious when she puts her Minecraft bed next to yours Edit: wtf happened to this reply section Edit: The reply section is really giving me the same energy of that whole comment thread about Paper Mario music that led to a fight lmao
@@racoonwithaopinion8754 Nowhere is it specifically mentioned whether she puts her bed next to Steve's or Steve's bed next to hers, then why assume the former to be true?
@@SteveG-SM I know I'm late but thank you, 2 months after posting my original comment I got fit really quick and lost 15 kg reaching my perfect weight...all from a Minecraft video
How to court a female: Get a small log Skin the log with your own bare hands while shirtless Force the shape of the log into a cube with your own bare hands while shirtless Give the cube to desired female Put a rose on top Wait for further results
Remember, ladies, a man doesn't just make a wooden crate using only his rock hard abs for just anyone. If he does it for you, you're something special.
@@danishice8998 yeah, is was subtle enough to miss, VERY much so, I just SLIGHTLY saw it and it kinda clicked, and then went back to check, subtle, but a great detail.
After years of steve perfecting his skill and his ways with women whilst slaving away alone in the early stages of minecraft knowing noone but similiar clones of himself to waking up to seeing all clones replaced with hostiles of all kinds off to get him, from building dirt houses to sky scrapers. Steve has finally got the chance to go out to show the world (or just one girl chopping wood up) about how he can do funny party tricks that could secure him a girl
In literally all the Minecraft animations Alex is either dummy thicc, or looks like a twig, and Steve is an absolute unit capable of carrying ungodly amounts of weight.
@@Blakeyrobinson858...... have you never seen that meme "what if we put our minecraft beds together👉👈 haha jk,... unless?" Because thats literally what it is She placed HER bed next to HIS
@@UnofficialCyane You cannot condense diamonds into diamond blocks without a crafting table, but you can break a diamond block apart into 9 diamonds. The crafting table has tools on it, which implies Steve can't craft diamond blocks without tools, but is strong enough to shatter a cubic meter of condensed diamonds.
According to some guy on google Steve/Alex can carry ~10mt; 37 shulker-boxes filled with 27 stacks of 64 Notchapples which are crafter by encasing 1 apple with 8 solid gold blocks. Other notable achievments with fusing 9 diamonds into a cubic meter of solid diamond. Surviving insane amounts of g-force when bouncing of a slimeblock with a trident. Being able to smash 1 cubic meter of iron into unusable dust by mining it with their fist.
Shulker boxes use end magic, they obviously are some sort of pocket dimension or something that decreases the weight, its the only way their different behavior from chest can really be explained, but even without that, the amount of weight the player can carry is still absolutely absurd if you carry just a normal inventory's worth of god apples
Steve has the combined strength of every play through ever played. He wakes up sore because in all those alternate timelines he’s carrying gold and diamonds everywhere.
@Just a very humble and honest human You censor your fucking words? This is the Internet, boy, anything you say will offend anyone so don't bother. Also do you have a God be Damned vendetta against Minecraft? This game creates childhoods and creates careers and you just shrug it off as a poison? How abusive were your parents? We can talk about your problems if you feel comfortable. I'm not angry in any way, just worried.
Not gonna lie, Steve is actually insanely powerful. He can carry thousands of pounds worth of items and it doesn't effect his dexterity whatsoever, he can carry a large pickaxe made with solid heavy materials with only one hand while mining at a fairly quick pace, his body regenerates extremely fast just by only eating food, and he is durable enough to stay inside of lava for longer than five seconds while a normal person would disintegrate instantly. And is only listing a few!
Another this is that he is 6 feet tall bc he’s two blocks tall and each block is 1 meter and can travel through the nether without sustaining burns from the giant lava pools
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Steve doesn't have a six pack. He's got a sixty-four stack.
Why are you assuming that he's Steve? Where's it mentioned?
@@gamingforlife1419 dude what?
@@gaelurquiz5755 It could be a custom character, he doesn't have the Steve T-Shirt on as if, why do you conclude that it's Steve anyways? The default Steve in the game is never without his blue T-Shirt.....
a stack-pack if you will
@@gamingforlife1419 because hes a brown skinned male who's hitting on alex, the other default character
its a pretty obvious implication
Ah, so that's how Steve is able to make oak planks.
*Without crafting table
*Chad Steve
This is why steve is strong enough to chop down trees with his hands
Alex skin
What about it.
Ah, so that's the crafting table we always have in our inventory.
LMFAO UNDERRATED
Very underated comment lmao
on god for reals.
Yas 👍
Does that mean that Steve has a 4 pack?
i love how alex looks both flattered and absolutely bamboozled about this
Bro did not know how to react
Those 2 words mean the exact same thing
@ …no? flattered is the wrong word, i meant flustered back then, but even then, flattered is used after a compliment, flustered is for when someone looks good, bamboozled is confused
@jan-pi-ala-suli oh, i didnt know you where chill like that
let's appreciate the fact that steve made a wooden block to present the rose instead of just giving it to her
The man has class
Write this down homies
@@CallmeBoon criñgé
@@thinginground5179 Das cringe asl
@@Theyellowbosss a nornt aga
Steve and Alex's relationship it's cute, one day they harvest the crops together, and the next day they kill the last specimen of a godlike species that controls an entire dimension with just beds and flowers, Relationship goals.
Uhh weird flex but lol
steve and alex the most buff characters in the whole entire gaming universe
@@stylish_pengu lol
Other games: Potion and resting to heal
Steve: MEAT
@@hunterofdarkness8329 Steve: *minecraft eating sound stops* yea I can heal alright *eating sound continues*
So that's how Steve Makes the woodblocks without equipment.His abbs are literally grinders.
it took him years to master making torches without catching fire or ripping his skin off
@@Ewumm So that's what they meant by Man of Steel
Dbz abridged flashbacks: freezer: oh my god you could grind meat on those things
@@danielduran6540 I think he said Cheese
THEN WHY DO I NEED ANOTHER GRINDER TO MAKE GOLD DUST?!?!?
The bee was like are you gonna eat that
this was lowkey funny as hell
"So, you like jazz?"
@@AWEismaschinelol
💀💀💀
I love how realistic this is compared to crafting wood in the game!
Using a workbench with a variety of tools?
@@happyhippoeaters4261 think he means punching a tree down and only taking the bottom part as the top floats
@@lordcommissar7813 wait, Trees aren't supposed to float?
@@happyhippoeaters4261 Australians man.
Yes
Brings a whole new definition to:
“Knock on wood.”
Love it
AYO
Shred some wood
@r/whoosh me but your comment sucks lol
I dont understand
For a person who can literally carry literally a whole biome in his inventory, I'd expect them to have abs at least.
I've photographed this commenter out in the wild!
cobblestone hard abs yo
Ma balz hurt
Steve is a mountain of muscle who could go toe to toe with guys like the hulk
Who are you
I absolutely love this animation as a whole, but it especially made me laugh the moment the bee came over after Alex picked up the flower.
Bee was like:
Damn he really wanted to show you something
i like how steve literally skinned an entire log with his abs just to place a flower on it
You do the same for love
Because giving her a flower without an incredible feat of strength preceding it would result in sexual assault allegations.
**casually carries the equivalent weight of 180,000 Effie towers in his pockets**
You can place a flower on top of a wooden plank right?
@@Kyl3M4tth3w only if you put it in a flower pot or drop it
The inventory crafting menu is actually just his abs
this comment should have more likes
4-pack 😨
Oh wow,
And the actual crafting table is so he can bench press an anvil
That’s exactly what I thought they were trying to tell us when he made the oak wood planks
Chad Steve:
Asks a possible stranger for a log
Grinds the bark off with his bare chest
Morphs the log into a perfect cube
Puts a flower on it
Refuses to elaborate
Leaves
A tube or cube?
They meant cube.
Alex:
Puts bed down
do you mean cube?
@@d4rkpr1nc39 well why not consider a lube
It was at this moment she knew.
She wanted a bigger bed.
WOAH WOAH
Hi there beautiful@@orion_w
Aye mate wot
At least someone noticed xD
@@timetogetfreakie what?
Fun fact: This is how Steve makes wooden planks without a crafting table.
True.
big brain
@@j727s6 big strong
i love how you said this just to make people mad XD smart one
Isn’t that.. everyone?
A true romance story!
epic
*Shef kiss*
I feel like a oyster.
T
My god, I just watched like 6 of your Disney videos at work a hour ago. I think you’re following me
Alex : recieves a flower
Steve : has hearts
Bee : now *breed*
Under Rated
...
ok
O.O
CRAP
You mean. bee: make baby
Have you ever think about how Alex and Steve are basically the Gigachad couple?
They are human gods in a world without other humans.
They can travel through dimensions, respawn, hold and transmutate tons of items and blocks without limits
I like to think of them as the "kings" of this world, because that's basically what happens.
villagers are humans though
@@seashellguy9416NO THEY ARE NOT.
@@KaisenSatterfield-bz4tr they are humans.
@@seashellguy9416 but how? Explain pls
Steve's got rizz, man. He managed to steal all 10 of Alex's hearts without saying a word.
Underrated as fuck comment
@@Cookee6630 that's what I was thinking!
The perfect youtube comment doesn't exi-
aww, ty guys so much!!!!
Im gonna like this comment before it gets 10k likes. Here at 162 likes
Alex isn't impressed about his abs, she's impressed he took his shirt off without changing his skin.
Haha yes thwyre both just naked and theyre skin just looks like a clothing.
Haha NO
he was wearing dyed leather
@@dizzyispoggers7113 but leather tunic have buttons and he didnt unbutoned the shirt
@@bigmanimation he didnt have enough emeralds soo he bought a discount one
Steve: *crafts oak with his abs*
Everyone: I sleep...
Alex: *puts her bed next to his*
Everyone: *R E A L S H I T?*
*R E A L S H I T?*
Damn, the ship though 🚢🚢
@@FlyingFlowewe Yes i do put 🚢⛴️ there.
R u ultra sans or just classic sans
Hello bro - Привет бро
0:47 got me 💀
Oh no 💀
@@MoiseZGD0812Stevey and Alexey Time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Steve is able to carry stacks of materials his back pockets, fight a whole assortment of monsters, and survive a direct explosion...
*Carving wood and shaping it into blocks of planks with his sheer abs is just a small flex.*
Alex too so ja
He's also able to mold armor out of sheer diamond and infuse it with literal hell-energy to make it stronger
Steve is able to basically lift an entire pyramid made of gold like it's an air
@@maxmanchik with shulker boxes full of gold blocks, and a shulker box in each inventory slot, steve can carry 1200614.4 tons
edit: he can also wear golden armor and hold a golden totem in his offhand
ALEX CAN DO THE SAME SHIT,THEY ARE BOTH ON THE SAME LEVEL
"I think we all know where this is going, so lets just get to the end"
-president Gumball
True
i will eliminate the middle class
* places bed next to yours *
@@pixelate4131 there is a reason why nukes were invented
@@zacharytorrance2525 excuse me what
He can make torches by just looking at sticks and coal really hard.
He gives a smoldering look in a 50km radius of any sticks and coal and they turn into torches. They don't even need to be grouped together, just individual coal and sticks turn into torches.
Like barnacle boys sulfur vision?
@Fernando Garcia-Ayala he can even turn one block of log into four blocks of wood the same size as it
He can make torches with his own wood.
Bee: Sooo? What you think? You going out with him? 🐝
The ending is the icing on the cake.
dark humour 😎
😳
Lmao
Funny LOL
420 LIKES!
Minecraft: You need planks to make a crafting table
Steve: I A M M Y C R A F T I N G T A B L E
This is beautiful
this comment
Players:Steve what kind of crafting is this?!
Steve : I AM THE CRAFTING
Makes sense to me since you're *wooden*
@@rafaelalvesoliveira245 Is that a Lazy purple reference?
@@Uhgothopt *yes*
What gives people feelings of power:
Money: 10%
Status: 50%
Having a girl automatically put her bed next to yours: 69,420%
Alex actually doesn't have a confirmed gender last I checked. They are based off of Jeb, and Jeb is a man. I'm of the opinion that it's up to the player and that you could safely put Alex into the gender fluid category of video game avatars.
@@thomased22legoyodagaming Wasn’t there a gender-fluid alex in the magnus chase series?
@@thomased22legoyodagaming Alex is actually confirmed to be a guy if you read the lego minecraft craftbook
@@DaBestNub Yes, it was the 'crotchspawn' of Loki. I say crotchspawn, since I can't call her/him a daughter or a son.
"girl" , who's gonna tell him
Everything from the animation to the sound design is wonderful, and the art style is charming. Great job!
This is just barely scratching the surface of Mount Everest in terms of what Steve is capable of. The guy can carry Earth's entire gold reserve within his pocket!
EVEN MORE as a netherite ingots is made out of four gold ingots sooo for one netherite block its 36 gold ingot... so 3,6 gold block
*click*
*_The More You Know_*
@@racicotdos6890 not to mention shulker boxes
@@brinkstan5465 yeah forgot about them
@@brinkstan5465 i was wrong... the eaviest is the notch apple as 8 gold block.... netherite block is 3.6 gold block so a notch apple is the eaviest thing in minecraft to our knowledge (as far as i know we dont know the weght of: nether stars,ender dragon eggs, the heart of the see, mob spawner, netherack, soul sand, ender portal frame and command block. I know there is more
This is adorable. And that actual gameplay footage at the end was the icing on the cake. Tied the whole video together. Very clever and actually funny.
True
I love how Alex is drawn as super lean while Steve is a fucking truck
Exactly
The right kind of animation
Feminists will be pissed
Slim skin option
Isn't Steve 11 years older than Alex?
THIS IS WHAT STEVE IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE
NOT JACK BLACK IN A BLUE SHIRT
I am steve
ı am steve
I am steve
EXACTLY! 😂
Aaaiiii......amSteeeeeeeVve
When it cut to real Minecraft gameplay and she put her bed next to his, that made me laugh.
Me too lol
@TIAGO PEREZ VENERO ARIAS Four
@@Dcrimly five.
Don't you mean she placed his bed next to hers, this is her house as you can tell from the flower she got from him which is placed in the corner of the room in the video
@@SirChanXD ok
Steve: "grinds wood with his abs just because he can"
Alex: 0_0
Me: OH... So THAT'S how he does it!!
Lol
Lets not question the logic for now
-some idiot
Another day of woodworking
*Alex grinds wood with her abs*
Thanks for the new technique Steve 😂
@@skoience5910 It's not really a theory. With how much gold the Minecraft Player can carry, in the base game, they can carry 6.35 * 10^505 UNIVERSES. check this out if you don't believe me: ruclips.net/video/sokWy8zr1Tc/видео.html
0:23 inaccurate, one log gives you 4 planks
It did-his abs spat out 3 planks from grinding the log against them, then he made the 4th one with his hands.
@ob2kenobi388 no no no, his raw strength simply crushed them all together into one, it's as dense as tungsten at the moment
Nah the rest is just in his inventory.
alex has to chop wood to make blocks, while steve just fricking compresses it like a hydraulic press
He is *the* hydraulic press
I can’t wait for the next one with diamonds
Except that she can do it too
Steve been doing it for like a decade now
@@TheBigThomas yes
JFK: MY ABS ARE SO FIRM YOU COULD GRATE CHEEESEE ONN'EM!!
Steve: *Pathetic.*
John F Kennedy?
High school DxD reference
@@finnianmurphy88 Yep, he said that. Sadly he couldn't say the same thing for his skull
@@manperson5315 ill never forgive the CIA for murking jfk
@@manperson5315 yoooo
Wtf m8 lol
This whole time, the 2x2 crafting space Steve has in his inventory is just his abs
Wait, but if my math is correct, that's a 4 pack...
@@DeadlyElement07 the product goes between the other two.
@@DeadlyElement07 his whole inventory
My man's lighting torches with his abs, as one would light a matchstick with the side of the box.
@@temptemp217 Swiss army man but *better.*
It is my belief this is how Steve makes anything when he doesn’t have a crafting table on hand.
What gives people feelings of power:
Money
Status
*Having a girl place her Minecraft bed next to yours*
Y e s
Thats to much
INFINITE POWER
Sigma Male Grindset
Damn i dont have such powers 😭
The man promised and he delivered
He sure did
Im curious do people actually click these type of links?
ruclips.net/video/77qt7dMzkKE/видео.html batman beyond movie leaks
I feel so sorry for you, I really do...
@Just a very humble and honest human ah, I was about to have a meltdown until I read the name. It must be a bad joke.
Missed opportunity to make them *LITERAL* bedrock abs.
now we need java abs
@@classictailsstreams1833 Education abs
@@TheGrassperson mobile abs
@@Name_taken-_- No, it's pocket edition abs.
*Apple TV Abs*
“I……am Steve”
Get you someone that looks at you the way Alex looks at Steve.
where boyfriend
Where boyfriend
more like get yourself someone that helps you the way steve helps alex like gawd DAMN look at that bro
Where girlfriend
Horrified attraction?
You know it's serious when she puts her Minecraft bed next to yours
Edit: wtf happened to this reply section
Edit: The reply section is really giving me the same energy of that whole comment thread about Paper Mario music that led to a fight lmao
You know it
How do you know that Alex puts her bed next to Steve's and not Steve's bed next to hers?
@@gamingforlife1419 what?
@@racoonwithaopinion8754 Nowhere is it specifically mentioned whether she puts her bed next to Steve's or Steve's bed next to hers, then why assume the former to be true?
@@gamingforlife1419 she opens the inventory and you can see it's the Alex skin
The best part about this is is that Alex is, as far as I've ever been able to tell, completely capable of everything that Steve can do
En teoría :U, si no nadie la elegiría para jugar XD
I imagine crafting with your abs is a unexpected trick
yeah, they are gods or something
Mojang is master of feminism and equality between genders 👏!
@@NickAndriadze or they are just player textures. don't get all gender-y in minecraft
Because of this video I started working out daily
Wonderful, keep going. Look after yourself.
Wow
@@SteveG-SM I know I'm late but thank you, 2 months after posting my original comment I got fit really quick and lost 15 kg reaching my perfect weight...all from a Minecraft video
@@Aiden_Muslim We all have our role models mate keep up the good work and never give up :)
@@Aiden_Muslim thats cool
Steve: Chad
Steve in hardcore: GigaChad
Steve in Creative: *Oh shi-*
Steve with commands: godlike
he has the power to literally kill everything in the vicinity with "/kill @e[type=player!]"
**nuclear explosion**
Everyone and everything just drops dead.
Elder chad
@@morgan0__o or just /kill @e
awee she put their beds together !! so cute! ^_^ 💛
Woah cuptoast is here
Awe. Also hello! I've watched a few vids of yours, anyways have a good day.
Crumb ^-^
cuptoast you are EVERYWHERE
@@katz5610 if you see her everywhere, then you're everywhere tooo **0**
Considering how much stuff Steve carries, this does not seem far fetched at ALL.
if that's the case, then how about alex?
@@Aeternum_Zephyria Alex abs 🤤
@@Aeternum_Zephyria Steve's been doing it longer
@@jacobrudd6318 good point
"How much do you lift bro!?"
-Steve to Alex
Your art style is so cute! ❤❤❤
After almost 10 years of punching wood, animals, monsters, villagers and stone, I’m surprised Steve doesn’t look beefier then that
16 pixels (1 block) is a meter. That means Steve is 6'6.75 with arms that are almost 10 inches thick. How much beefier can he *get?*
He's only using 1% of his power
@@j8511 also he has telikinesis (his arms are like one meter but 4 block reach)
Yeah wait villigers
an absolute unit
when Steve belly flops on a tree, the tree doesn't fall, steve doesn't get hurt, the tree just fucking shatters like glass and then becomes planks
Steve just belly bumps the tree and it brealk the entire tree dropping all the logs and sticks and saplings at once
If you think that's impressive. You should see how he makes cobblestone.
_D I S I N T E G R A T I O N_
Steve attempts to ride a horse or a pig and it just spontaneously combusts
Lol! 😂
How to court a female:
Get a small log
Skin the log with your own bare hands while shirtless
Force the shape of the log into a cube with your own bare hands while shirtless
Give the cube to desired female
Put a rose on top
Wait for further results
instructions unclear wife is pregnant
No, you skin it with your abs.
I tried to cheap out and just broke a bunch of sticks in front of.
Note: Logs cannot be substituted
@@user-giganiga546 maybe you read it on the back
u forgot the most important part. leave
I think the funniest thing about this is the fact that Alex should be able to do this as well
Remember, ladies, a man doesn't just make a wooden crate using only his rock hard abs for just anyone. If he does it for you, you're something special.
me and the homies always do it for each other
hey but isnt alex supposed to be Jeb
@@benj7623 Not actually, it was just a coincidence that she look similar to Jeb
@@Fruity_one it was designed after jeb
@@EmbeddedWithin No.
AND SHE PUT HER BED NEXT TO HIS. This is the romance story my life needs
SAME BRO
next animation they will have baby
@@eddyhoopin that relationship moved a bit fast
@@Projectionater turns out she was reeeeaaally into him
SAME by the thumbnail I thought Steve was gonna just show of but no it took the perfect turn
Plot-twist: The rose came from a slain Golem, he just came from raiding a village and killing everyone in it.
Well I guess Alex placed her own deathbed then.
@@BoredCapturer Naw she'd just become more moist.
ruclips.net/video/Jj9i6_gPOMkb/видео.htmlrjwoqpd
ruclips.net/video/Jj9i6_gPOMkb/видео.htmlrjwoqpdg
He is declaring dominance over the land.
“And that’s how we met”
- Alex years later
2 things:
1. We need a sequel to this animation
2. Alex could probably do the same thing
I think we can safely assume what the sequal will be about considering the ending of this one
Nah she can’t use her abs cuz she uses her thighs for main stream efficiency
I think the sequel’s on a different website
@@imab0t274 ayo
Alex has to use her bubba balloonas
also, I love the subtle addition in the "in game" portion, they have "the rose" in a flower pot to the right, on a fencepost stand.
At first i did not get it but then ohhh
@@danishice8998 yeah, is was subtle enough to miss, VERY much so, I just SLIGHTLY saw it and it kinda clicked, and then went back to check, subtle, but a great detail.
Cuuuute
After years of steve perfecting his skill and his ways with women whilst slaving away alone in the early stages of minecraft knowing noone but similiar clones of himself to waking up to seeing all clones replaced with hostiles of all kinds off to get him, from building dirt houses to sky scrapers. Steve has finally got the chance to go out to show the world (or just one girl chopping wood up) about how he can do funny party tricks that could secure him a girl
⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄
power man
yes
Hey meebf lol
He never gives up, be like Steve
Steve: Are you a tree? Because I wanna cut you down and make you into my bed.
underrated comment and cool pickup line
Perfect release 👏😂
Necrophile ahh pickup line 💀
This is nothing compared to him being able to carry stacks of dense heavy gold blocks in his inventory
no of shulker boxes full of golden apples
@@thegamingrabbitman9234 enchanted golden apples
sure gold is heavy but what about a shulker box full of anvils
@@emberrains9620 Shulker box full of gold block stacks.
Shulker boxes full of Diamonds
Steve: grinds wood with his abs just because he can
Alex: "thats good enough for me!" Makes double bed
I bet she want to grind on those abs too 😏
@@xyoojmonsta8150 LMFAO XDDDDDD
@@xyoojmonsta8150 The art of amputation is a fine one
smh i thought steve was who put the bed
@XxmasterxX for a split second you see the inventory and for the rest you see alexs arm of course its Alex placing the bed
Steve: *gives a flower*
Alex: “I’m gonna do what’s called a *Pro Gamer Move.”*
Lol
Pro Gamer Girl Move*
@@davidarvingumazon5024 bruh it doesn’t have to be pro gamer girl it can just be gamer
@@Thelostlegopiece it doesn't have to be just gamer it can also be pro gamer or pro gamer girl
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In literally all the Minecraft animations Alex is either dummy thicc, or looks like a twig, and Steve is an absolute unit capable of carrying ungodly amounts of weight.
Starts off wholesome, and got me feeling all warm inside. Then fucking murders me with the hardest laugh I had all week with that last-minute ending.
Another cat
Alex literally added a bed for Steve next to hers.
Nice.
Or her bed next to his 👀
Up to interpretation
So that he could set his checkpoint next to hers.
*debauchery face intensifies*
_So that he could set his checkpoint next to her's?_
aw
@@gryphonkingbros847 oooh i see what you mean
Why are you assuming he's Steve? Where is it mentioned?
anyone who's ever played this game with their partner knows the importance of the double bed! 😂
Omg you Minecraft people are made of cringe
@@badtrip6507 like you are not gonna do the same in real life
@@badtrip6507 but real talk, don't slander someone just because they play with their brother/sister, or Boyfriend/Girlfriend
My partner who is now my ex never understood the importance of placing her bed next to mine in Minecraft :(
@@badtrip6507 found the single
I like how we don’t even see steve’s face to know its him, it’s kinda implied that it’s steve
Her: **Places her bed beside his bed suspiciously**
No no its "places her bed next to HIS bed"
Susy baka!
@@SilentRaven8 but she adds a bed
which she already added her bed before she added his bed
while she made her house, she already HAD
a bed.
@@Blakeyrobinson858...... have you never seen that meme "what if we put our minecraft beds together👉👈 haha jk,... unless?"
Because thats literally what it is
She placed HER bed next to HIS
@@SilentRaven8 r/woosh
Putting your Minecraft bed next to someone else's is like the equivalent of dating change my mind.
What about Minecraft players who are just friends? Aren't they allowed to sleep next to each other and still just be friends?
@@Supermynci9000 it's a meme chill
@@stevenarmar8100 sorry. I'm not trying to be confrontational. I'm just asking.
@@Supermynci9000 oh ok
No.
It's *marriage.*
Bee: "Dang girl, get a bird over here and we'll get that man for you!"
One trip to the jungle and a stack of seeds later:
Dirty.
is not a girl tho...
Ferluis what?
just subtle enough… beautiful.
"This minor's gonna get married one day" - Tyrecordslol
???
@@DarkStallion101 tyrecords is a Channel that makes minecraft videos he said this line in one of these videos
Dang...
She was so impressed by his bare hand carpentry skills, that she commissioned him to make her two beds.
@@itisacannonevent Is it instant or is it nine months.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@itisacannonevent Oh well, if you are young i can't explain it.
@@itisacannonevent basically in a way to say it. Alex wants to sleep with steve
@@bop9622 Sussy
@@GTAandApplechannel stop
Considering that a player can hold more gold than the international gold reserve, that seems pretty accurate.
Hi
They can also compress and shape diamonds with their bare hands and carry lava around in their pockets. Nothing surprises me anymore
@@UnofficialCyane You cannot condense diamonds into diamond blocks without a crafting table, but you can break a diamond block apart into 9 diamonds. The crafting table has tools on it, which implies Steve can't craft diamond blocks without tools, but is strong enough to shatter a cubic meter of condensed diamonds.
@@tyrantworks9604 Minecraft logic truly is an awe inspiring thing
@@kromer4696 hi
"WTF am I gonna do with a single wooden plank"
Inventory in other games: "here this pouch to carry 5 more bulelts"
Inventory in Minecraft: "Here carry the whole game in your inventory"
underrated 👌
Inventory in minecraft when you are mining: *ROCK*
And you can make chests that carry as much or twice
bullets*
@@AThingProbably the mispronouncing of the word bullets sounds funnier
Never realized how truly built Minecraft characters were until now
Same.
They all Jojo characters
They can carry 64+ gold bars of course they are ripped
I mean,if they get wood by punching trees then they must be strong
They really built different
I’m a simple man, I see the word “abs” with an animated character in a pear thumbnail, I click
Edit: A surprise for sure, but a very welcome one
batman beyond movie leaks
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I, too, expected muscle girls
@@subhuman2433 Me too. Expected muscle girls, yet wasn't disappointed by this.
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Now we need 4 hours ago
edit: NOOOOOOOOO
We’re all acting like Alex doesn’t have the same type of abs.
she's just Impressed that he can take off his shirt instead of changing skins
@@konekoray9323 jesus christ please stop I thought people stop acting up
@@konekoray9323 you need Jesus
@@konekoray9323 mans down bad for minecraft characters
@@konekoray9323 mans down bad for minecraft characters
Alex: uses an axe to make planks
Steve: uses his bare fucking abs and hands
He’s such a chad- wait
@@TheIonoZone Imagine him making stone brick
Just like the simulations.
@@lightningbolt95 *now im scared*
@@lightningbolt95 i imagine him just heating up the stone by his body then just twisting it like a rubic cube until it turns into a brick
This gives a new meaning to the phrase “chiseled abs” 😂
Joking aside, this is a really cute and smooth animation
It's indeed cute and somewhat wholesome
Let's be honest
@@rylenstuffsv2 yes
Indeed
Agreed
Well that finally makes sense how we're able to craft using our bare hands
Turtle approved
According to some guy on google Steve/Alex can carry ~10mt; 37 shulker-boxes filled with 27 stacks of 64 Notchapples which are crafter by encasing 1 apple with 8 solid gold blocks.
Other notable achievments with fusing 9 diamonds into a cubic meter of solid diamond. Surviving insane amounts of g-force when bouncing of a slimeblock with a trident. Being able to smash 1 cubic meter of iron into unusable dust by mining it with their fist.
@🈷 hate to be that guy, but shulker boxes can't go into shulker boxes i think.
@@samuelandrews1564 you can how ever put shulker boxes in enderchests!
@@samuelandrews1564 In creative, but whatever
38 shulker-boxes. One in each hand.
Oh, and he can swim up a waterfall whilst carrying that.
Shulker boxes use end magic, they obviously are some sort of pocket dimension or something that decreases the weight, its the only way their different behavior from chest can really be explained, but even without that, the amount of weight the player can carry is still absolutely absurd if you carry just a normal inventory's worth of god apples
This is what Jack Black's Steve was originally should be
he created a better love story in 48 seconds than twilight did in 4 years
Lol
Why would you say something so controve- oh wait
Fax
Lol
Damn, it's been a while since seeing one of these.
Lmao
>Ask girl for wood
>Uses abs as crafting table to make oak planks
>Places plank in front of him with a rose as a gift
>Refuses to elaborate further
Stevema male grindset
@@TallGirlEnjoyer stevema balls
Steve has the combined strength of every play through ever played. He wakes up sore because in all those alternate timelines he’s carrying gold and diamonds everywhere.
Probably the Shadow Clones ability from Idling to Rule the Gods
w- no this isnt the whole fnaf lore
Bruh man literally is immortal and has godly powers, I’d be more surprised if he wasn’t able to carry that stuff.
"You could grind meat on those."
Steve: "Amateurs..."
Dragon Ball Z Abridged Reference? 🗿
@@Chonken_mhm. ☕️
Ngl I thought it was gonna be Alex with the bedrock abs but this works just as well
Who's to say she doesn't have any? Maybe the reason she is blushing is cus she finally found someone with the same power level as here
@Just a very humble and honest human You censor your fucking words?
This is the Internet, boy, anything you say will offend anyone so don't bother.
Also do you have a God be Damned vendetta against Minecraft?
This game creates childhoods and creates careers and you just shrug it off as a poison? How abusive were your parents?
We can talk about your problems if you feel comfortable.
I'm not angry in any way, just worried.
Not gonna lie, Steve is actually insanely powerful.
He can carry thousands of pounds worth of items and it doesn't effect his dexterity whatsoever, he can carry a large pickaxe made with solid heavy materials with only one hand while mining at a fairly quick pace, his body regenerates extremely fast just by only eating food, and he is durable enough to stay inside of lava for longer than five seconds while a normal person would disintegrate instantly. And is only listing a few!
Welp, i know who i am going to add to my next table top rpg adventure
Another this is that he is 6 feet tall bc he’s two blocks tall and each block is 1 meter and can travel through the nether without sustaining burns from the giant lava pools
not to mention with enchanted armor he can survive a tnt blast to the face
Actually, in lava, you probably would explode.
He somehow also mines faster with a pickaxe made of solid gold; the heaviest metal there is
Now we need a continuing series of these animations with a whole romance plot.
Yes.
Hehehe i can but i dont how to animate
@@Youzw A comic is good enough for me
every r34 artists: *IT'S SHOWTIME*
And a side series on 🔸◼️
That's kind of a cute animation! Well done!