It's cupcake week in the SEC, and while Tennessee and Kentucky cruise to victory, Florida and Arkansas find their treats a little less satisfying. Also, Georgia destroyed South Carolina.
@@Kenneth_Rogers my oldest friend was an arrogant, er, justifiably proud Tide fan. I could imagine those words from his mouth. Alas, he passed unexpectedly early this month so I’ll just have to recall his taunts fondly. I hope he’s with the Bear. And Shug. War Eagle!
Revenge n motorcycle fumes...too real...man when Petrino pulled that 4th and 1 fade for a TD I was like "bro, that was OUR thing. We used to do that TOGETHER. How could you??"
Same thought…saw it coming from a mile away. I noticed he changed up the wheel route a little bit, having the QB throw it across the field. They must’ve gotten over 100 yards on that play call alone.
Can we appreciate how Matt creates all of this in a matter of less than 36 hours after the end of Saturday. I have to watch them multiple times just to catch every reference made. Love it.
On behalf of Nittany Nation I'd like to thank Auburn for pushing us into the top 15 and for giving 90% of Penn State fans false hope when we still have to play Ohio State and Michigan just to make it to championship week
On behalf of the rest of the SEC, I'd like to thank Penn State for putting Auburn out of their misery already and giving all of us half decent teams a free win. You are truly doing the Lord's work.
It's okay, you don't need to make it to championship week to get to Pasadena. All you need is for Alabama's struggles against Texas to be a precursor to them actually dropping multiple games (it's even okay if they only drop one in the first 12 as long as they lose to Georgia) and the Pac-12 and Big 12 to cannibalize themselves like they always do. Then the winner of the Big Game can be the 2-seed at 13-0 and the loser the 4-seed at 11-1, and you guys will get the Rose Bowl bid at 10-2.
@@CyberchaoX well, no, Michigan and Ohio State can't play each other at championship week either, all 3 of the best teams in the conference are in the east
It definitely smelled like revenge & motorcycle fumes! Have you heard that Petrino came back? (It’s all that the announcers wanted to talk about! We know!!)
Yeah I muted the game at the end of the 1st quarter. I definitely couldn’t walk away. It was a motorcycle crash of a game. But if I heard Petrino and return in the same sentence again I was going to lose my everloving shit.
Cautious optimism. That's the best any rational Tennessee fan can feel right now, since we know how the 2016 season ended. The typical Tennessee fan is still saying it feels like '98, though. Still, finally a good season to be a Vols fan again.
@@jeffslote9671Those were the first two years, still had Pinkle & a big 12 recruiting class. Last time they were relevant was when they lost to Auburn at the Georgia dome 7 years ago
Your week 2 ending was spot on Hilarious 😂, but I do enjoy the fact Georgia's game was somewhat of a cupcakes unlike Alabama who literally made a team quit past Saturday.
I think it was a joke about the Title IX ceremony not being properly planned, so the honored athletes were still on the field while y'all were trying to run a play.
"No more open mics at the cult meeting." That one got me. I find it hilarious because it's like everyone is just NOW finding out about Midnight Yell because we shit the bed against Appalachia State. Hell, they were doing the same routine when I was in school twelve years ago. That's part of the gimmick. It's supposed to be over the top and weird and a little cringe, that's part of the fun.
We've bee n doing it since the 40s and all the jokes are the same. That's the point! Weirdness is what makes college football great. It's not stale like the NFL
Exactly. I find it funny how these people just now found out about what the yell leaders say during Midnight Yell. It is over the top for a reason and it riles everyone up. Now everyone is butt hurt and triggered, and demanding that we end our nearly century long tradition. Yeah, we ain’t doing that chief.
😂 😂 That part was full on hilarious. I was dying They were so into it in the beginning, waving their towels around and then nothing until the last minute of the game lol. Fans were definitely leaving early on that one. It was close to being a shutout! But hey it's alright. I'll take a big win anyday
@@rockstarbma He may have also been referring to part of the student section still in the end zone at the start of the 2nd Quarter, making them literally a part of the game.
They are always good fun. Also, I appreciate being called a cult… because we are. Looking at you Ol’ Army Cock Company and your annual Flight of the Pumpkin King.
As someone who lives in California ( where the Pac12 plays a cupcake schedule EVERY WEEKEND ) but lives and breathes SEC football this is absolutely brilliant ALL HAIL THE SEC 😊, I have family from Alabama , Louisiana and Georgia ( and the soon to be entrant that state in burnt orange )
@@ashleydowney1222 Georgia looks unstoppable this year - but crazier things have happened. I am not looking forward to the Vols playing Georgia or UK this year.
Okay the Georgia bits were hilarious 😂 SC fans came in waving their towels all excited and then boom. No score on that board until the very last minute of the game lol. It was a good one of us to watch. Brock Bowers is a beast. And Starks with another interception catch was beautiful. The whole game I was thinking well at least we gave up none to a SEC team where as Alabama already have up a TD in the 2nd to Louisiana-Monroe 😏. Then, we did give up a TD too, but it's fine. Still a big win Then on to the BIG 10 Support Group joke lol. That was also great. Nebraska: Got the first points, 7-0. Loses 49 to 14. What a support group they have and need 😬
I was at the Arkansas/MS game and I swear there was a strong scent of motorcycle fumes in the stadium. At one point in the 3rd quarter, I swear I heard a Harley skid off a road somewhere.
The LSU and Florida cameo bits were hilarious. And Alabama being allowed just one in-state cupcake a year. And Missouri taking offense at the Auburn comparison. "We don't play on national TV." 😂😂
The boosters have been a problem since I listened to Auburn football on the radio with my alum father in the 60s. Same problems, different boosters, I think???? 🤔
I mean yeah it was big win and I loved it so it was great, but don't get me wrong. I am disappointed that it wasn't a shut out. I was super happy knowing that we were about to shutout an SEC team where as Alabama had let Louisiana-Monroe get a TD in the 2nd Qtr. lol
Maybe add in a certain someone in the mountains of NC, and y’all will no longer be cupcakes. I swear, for all the shit A&M gets for losing to App State, App State would easily beat over half the ACC.
Love these weekly Roll Calls. But does Miss. State have high expectations? They seem to be satisfied with just going to a bowl game every year with Mike Leach.
@@corbinvoges7203 y’all’s defense has been pretty good though. I’m just glad they got y’all as the favorite…it helps keep Arkansas in reality. Go Hogs! 🐗🐗🐗
@@michaelparsons541 I think it will be a hard fought game and probably relatively low scoring. I see 1 or 2 big plays from each team and a lot of stalled drives. My model says take the under.
Since I loathe anything sports related, I don’t get done of these about coaches and specific players. I do get the stereotypical slams on some teams. And these are hilariously done!!! 😂😂😂
I hollered when I finally figured out what the cupcakes meant! Would love Roll Calls for the other conferences!! How many subscribers can we hit to get to that?
Holy smokes that was funny, especially the Florida part. "Right down the transfer portal." ...and I am a Florida fan. Transfer portal _does_ sound like a euphemism for a bodily orifice.
Husker fan here and I agree with it. Had hope for Frost, but week 0 and Georgia Southern did it. I don't have much hope this year. Especially finding out the defense has not been tackling in practice the last 4 plus years.
Subscribe or help me clean up all that icing.
I'm subscribed, but, I do like icing!
@@masterjedi8670 You can help Tennessee with his icing!
You got me. I subscribed. It's funny.
Let state come play against the sun belt a couple of games. Then put him against GA and AL
Might as well give him some mercy before he dies
"That doesn't work if the shirt still says Auburn on the front.". I lost it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I did too! Epic
As an Auburn, I laughed. Solidly roasted the pre-salted tiger meat....
Paused the video just to get the laugh out😂😂😂
I lost it on that lol
@@Kenneth_Rogers my oldest friend was an arrogant, er, justifiably proud Tide fan. I could imagine those words from his mouth. Alas, he passed unexpectedly early this month so I’ll just have to recall his taunts fondly. I hope he’s with the Bear. And Shug. War Eagle!
Revenge n motorcycle fumes...too real...man when Petrino pulled that 4th and 1 fade for a TD I was like "bro, that was OUR thing. We used to do that TOGETHER. How could you??"
Same thought…saw it coming from a mile away. I noticed he changed up the wheel route a little bit, having the QB throw it across the field. They must’ve gotten over 100 yards on that play call alone.
Can we appreciate how Matt creates all of this in a matter of less than 36 hours after the end of Saturday. I have to watch them multiple times just to catch every reference made. Love it.
Matt is a comic and satyircal genius, but to be honest he can have half of this written on Friday night. Go Dawgs
Anit that the truth.
He get these videos out so fast.
And the qips are so fast, I swear I miss a third of them first veiw.....lol
Agreed. Much appreciation.
@@markaamosdc I'd say 30% because USC beat UGa several years ago in an upset. As a UF fan, I say this was spot on.
The whole part with Auburn putting icing on a bottle of Jack Daniel's had me in tears.
ANOTHER A+ VIDEO!!!!!
Almost spit coffee on my monitor this morning with that part of the video.. Hilarious!
Auburn will make you drink, and im an Auburn fan
@@kharisimpson6421 can confirm
@@kharisimpson6421 Just remember this is just the off season we have basketball coming soon and it cannot come fast enough.
Tennessee pounding that cupcake was hilarious for a lot of reasons.
On behalf of Nittany Nation I'd like to thank Auburn for pushing us into the top 15 and for giving 90% of Penn State fans false hope when we still have to play Ohio State and Michigan just to make it to championship week
On behalf of the rest of the SEC, I'd like to thank Penn State for putting Auburn out of their misery already and giving all of us half decent teams a free win. You are truly doing the Lord's work.
@@shchorss Amen brother!
It's okay, you don't need to make it to championship week to get to Pasadena. All you need is for Alabama's struggles against Texas to be a precursor to them actually dropping multiple games (it's even okay if they only drop one in the first 12 as long as they lose to Georgia) and the Pac-12 and Big 12 to cannibalize themselves like they always do. Then the winner of the Big Game can be the 2-seed at 13-0 and the loser the 4-seed at 11-1, and you guys will get the Rose Bowl bid at 10-2.
@@CyberchaoX well, no, Michigan and Ohio State can't play each other at championship week either, all 3 of the best teams in the conference are in the east
Hey, we’ll see what happens. We actually have a run game this year lol
“Someone’s been talking to Iowa, haven’t they?” As an Iowa State fan, that got me!
It definitely smelled like revenge & motorcycle fumes! Have you heard that Petrino came back? (It’s all that the announcers wanted to talk about! We know!!)
Yeah I muted the game at the end of the 1st quarter. I definitely couldn’t walk away. It was a motorcycle crash of a game. But if I heard Petrino and return in the same sentence again I was going to lose my everloving shit.
Was that the game against Missouri state university? The Bears?
@@jeffslote9671 oh cool. Go Bears 🐻😁😁
even Tennessee cant believe Tennessee is doing this decent
I’m still waiting to wake up lol
Cautious optimism. That's the best any rational Tennessee fan can feel right now, since we know how the 2016 season ended. The typical Tennessee fan is still saying it feels like '98, though. Still, finally a good season to be a Vols fan again.
I’m a Tennessee fan. I can verify this.
@@dylanhayes6553 it verifies and we will after the Florida game
I am still skeptical until I see the results of the Florida game 😂
It took me a sec to realize the whole cupcake thing. Tennessee was cracking me up! 🤣
As a Mississippi State fan, I would cry, but I've been a State fan too long for that. 🤣
"It's hard to pick a side when we all equally hate you both so much.'
I love it!! :-)
Best part “yeah that’s not gonna work if it still says Auburn across the chest”!!!😂😂😂
“LSU, we’re all outta cupcakes”…the story of our frigging life! Who do we have to pay to get a Bama schedule? 💜💛💜💛
Well, you're playing New Mexico this week. I'd be surprised if my Lobos can keep the margin under 30.
As a vols fan, I’m living for these videos 🤣🤣🤣
I’m so terrified every single game but I always look forward to your roll calls lol
I don't which line broke me up more--bloomin' onion looking like a crystal ball or the pioneer woman stuff at a sale
These get better every week. You know Missouri don't play on TV
Haven’t seen a Missouri game on TV since the first year they joined the SEC.
I forget Missouri is a SEC team sometimes.😂😂😂😂
I mean, I'm a Mizzou fan and yeah, we ain't been relevant for... A while.
@@jeffslote9671Those were the first two years, still had Pinkle & a big 12 recruiting class.
Last time they were relevant was when they lost to Auburn at the Georgia dome 7 years ago
@@nathanstruble2177 Pinkel saw the writing on the wall and bailed. Team has been rudderless since then.
I will always appreciate Petrino for giving me the best years I've had as a Hogs fan but Whew Pig...that was ENTIRELY too close.
Your week 2 ending was spot on Hilarious 😂, but I do enjoy the fact Georgia's game was somewhat of a cupcakes unlike Alabama who literally made a team quit past Saturday.
"That is an insult to me and geography!" Too true.
You are nice mix of SEC Shorts and Funnymaine. Enjoy your weekly videos.
Unfunnymaine wishes.
@@davidhunt3689 yeah I don’t watch him anymore either.
This guy and SEC shorts is where it’s at.
Hey, hey…the Outback Bowl wasn’t so bad! Go Hogs!! Love your work!
Calling ACC cupcakes made me picture, the Atlantic Cupcake Conference!
GO CARDS!
"This one tastes like revenge and motorcycle fumes." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Taste like revenge and motorcycle fumes”!!! 🤣🤣😂😂❤️👍🏼
As someone who was at the USC Georgia game I can confirm the student section was into it for the first half at least
First two drives😂
Traffic on I-26 was hell around 3:00pm.
Please, keep up the spirit. It makes a difference.
I think it was a joke about the Title IX ceremony not being properly planned, so the honored athletes were still on the field while y'all were trying to run a play.
@@timkinley1779 I wouldn’t know I didn’t get back till about 430
"No more open mics at the cult meeting." That one got me. I find it hilarious because it's like everyone is just NOW finding out about Midnight Yell because we shit the bed against Appalachia State. Hell, they were doing the same routine when I was in school twelve years ago. That's part of the gimmick. It's supposed to be over the top and weird and a little cringe, that's part of the fun.
yea keep telling yourself that
We've bee n doing it since the 40s and all the jokes are the same. That's the point! Weirdness is what makes college football great. It's not stale like the NFL
We were doing that routine 40 years ago Gig Em class of 82
@@CptCrunchBerryz oh you would have a conniption if you heard about what we said about ULL a few years back.
Exactly. I find it funny how these people just now found out about what the yell leaders say during Midnight Yell. It is over the top for a reason and it riles everyone up. Now everyone is butt hurt and triggered, and demanding that we end our nearly century long tradition. Yeah, we ain’t doing that chief.
I get excited when Matt might mention Georgia Tech, even when we get called a cupcake. Go Jackets! (Fire Collins)
Amen brother! Collins needs to go
@@welredd I’ve been hearing that from lots of tech fans.
So true, still a die-hard Jackets fan albeit a miserable one. THWg!
Matt, you still take the prize for your reviews of college football🤣🤣. Keep 'em coming
Thank you for making ACU a whole cake for Missouri. We’re pretty easy to beat
If you squinch your eyes hard enough a blooming inion starts to look like a crystal football LOLOLOLO
"Revenge and motorcycle fumes" Hella great cut bro!!!!
SC: "Our student section was really in to this game"
UGA: "Yeah, that was my favorite part."
I almost choked to death taking a drink on that one.
😂 😂 That part was full on hilarious. I was dying
They were so into it in the beginning, waving their towels around and then nothing until the last minute of the game lol. Fans were definitely leaving early on that one. It was close to being a shutout! But hey it's alright. I'll take a big win anyday
@@rockstarbma He may have also been referring to part of the student section still in the end zone at the start of the 2nd Quarter, making them literally a part of the game.
As a Bama grad and the spouse of an Iowan, this season's roll calls have been extra fun!
I rewatched week 0, week 1, and week 2 while waiting for this to come out lol
As an Aggie, we enjoy the midnight yells because it teaches us good insults for the teams we fight
They are always good fun. Also, I appreciate being called a cult… because we are.
Looking at you Ol’ Army Cock Company and your annual Flight of the Pumpkin King.
I love these every week. I'm a VOLS fan and you always make fun of us but these are awesome! Keep it going! #govols
Look at you admitting you're a Tennessee fan out loud in public. Very proud of you
@@tastycar admitting you have a problem is the first step😂😂
@@YaGirlCJ 😂
@@YaGirlCJ it’s an abusive relationship. But you have to learn to cope with the emotions
@@tastycar who's your team?
As someone who lives in California ( where the Pac12 plays a cupcake schedule EVERY WEEKEND ) but lives and breathes SEC football this is absolutely brilliant ALL HAIL THE SEC 😊, I have family from Alabama , Louisiana and Georgia ( and the soon to be entrant that state in burnt orange )
The punching the cupcake joke got me.
Auburns social media and marketing is a SHAM! We should’ve had orange jerseys! Also keep these up these are absolutely hilarious
That's a masterpiece right there! Revenge and motorcycle fumes lol.
killed it, AGAIN. great work Matt always know I can start Monday with a smile and a laugh!
Definitely got a soft spot for Vandy. Good job, Commodores!
The Kentucky skit was so on point and hilarious!
Yeah. As a UK fan. I am not hopeful that we are going to beat Georgia. Unless a miracle happens.
@@ashleydowney1222 forget Georgia try beating Tennessee first GO VOLS but good luck UK my grandma side of the family is from Kentucky and are UK fans
@@ashleydowney1222 Georgia looks unstoppable this year - but crazier things have happened. I am not looking forward to the Vols playing Georgia or UK this year.
Okay the Georgia bits were hilarious 😂
SC fans came in waving their towels all excited and then boom. No score on that board until the very last minute of the game lol. It was a good one of us to watch. Brock Bowers is a beast. And Starks with another interception catch was beautiful. The whole game I was thinking well at least we gave up none to a SEC team where as Alabama already have up a TD in the 2nd to Louisiana-Monroe 😏. Then, we did give up a TD too, but it's fine. Still a big win
Then on to the BIG 10 Support Group joke lol. That was also great. Nebraska: Got the first points, 7-0. Loses 49 to 14. What a support group they have and need 😬
Revenge and motorcycle fumes 😅
This channel is pure gold!
2:45-2:53 Should have said "As long as it took for Mike Leach to get his paycheck from Texas Tech"
Tennessee vol fan here from knoxville tennessee home of Neyland Stadium I love your channel
I was at the Arkansas/MS game and I swear there was a strong scent of motorcycle fumes in the stadium. At one point in the 3rd quarter, I swear I heard a Harley skid off a road somewhere.
I don't even watch college ball and I look forward to these
The LSU and Florida cameo bits were hilarious. And Alabama being allowed just one in-state cupcake a year. And Missouri taking offense at the Auburn comparison. "We don't play on national TV." 😂😂
"Someone's been talking to Iowa, haven't they?"
Jokes on you, we'll be lucky to even be bowl eligible this year.
As an Auburn fan, this is shockingly accurate.....
The boosters have been a problem since I listened to Auburn football on the radio with my alum father in the 60s. Same problems, different boosters, I think???? 🤔
I love roll call!! Especially on weekends where auburn loses horrifically bad at home
My son in law is a HUGE Auburn fan. He won't answer the phone. Lol.
Matt softens the blow with his roll call. War Eagle!
48-7 was a little bad but I'll always be a mighty mighty Gamecock 🐔
I miss LSU's cajun accent! Other than that, another great video.
I will not run off my expectations, at least until after the Tennessee game.
I was thinking Georgia would be all depressed for giving up a touchdown
Alabama too, but then I remembered War Eagle got its wings clipped by a Nittany lion and figured Bama would be elated over that
We are…
I mean yeah it was big win and I loved it so it was great, but don't get me wrong. I am disappointed that it wasn't a shut out. I was super happy knowing that we were about to shutout an SEC team where as Alabama had let Louisiana-Monroe get a TD in the 2nd Qtr. lol
You and sec shorts have been on it this year love the videos
I dunno if MSU ever REALLY thought the Natty was ever in our sights, but thanks for thinking we could even have that much hope!
Go MSU! 😁😁
Look forward to these every Monday.
Loved the Ark/Mo. State reference!
thank you for these! you crack me up! nothing but love!🐾🐾🐬🐬
As a Hogs fan you know you doing good when you only have about 10 secs in these lol
Keep up the great work! Love these videos
Feel the same about Tennessee..
@@Bradleybryant0920 maybe they’ll meet in the SEC Championship Game.
One of the best videos to date! Amazing work!
I don’t think Mississippi State has a chance at a Natty, but I still think we could rebound this season. It’ll be a fun ride for sure.
“You know I don’t play on national TV.” 😂
Florida gives me heart attacks every week
Wow, that was brutal and true, wrapped up in a pretty cupcake wrapper.
As an ACC fan, you can totally call us cupcakes.
Maybe add in a certain someone in the mountains of NC, and y’all will no longer be cupcakes.
I swear, for all the shit A&M gets for losing to App State, App State would easily beat over half the ACC.
“Just wait until Basketball Season!” - ACC
Yep All Cupcake Conference
We all hate you both equally….ACCURATE!!!😂😂💀 GO DAWGS!!!!
Awesome as always. I look forward to these every Monday. Go Dawgs! ❤🖤
Matt, you are a national treasure! Love this series!
Love these weekly Roll Calls. But does Miss. State have high expectations? They seem to be satisfied with just going to a bowl game every year with Mike Leach.
HAHAHA!!! The Razorback cupcake took me out. ☠️
“I think we’ll probably find out after next week against Florida.” So true.
As a lifetime Gators fan, this hurt me deeply but I laughed through it. Thanks for that.
I don't even like football, but I love this! Makes me belly laugh every damn time
As an Aggie I’m just glad we got SOME offense going because that’s better than none which we had last week
17 points is still pathetic. We are one of the worst power 5 teams in terms of points per game. 17 won't beat Arkansas. Hope for more this weekend
@@corbinvoges7203 y’all’s defense has been pretty good though. I’m just glad they got y’all as the favorite…it helps keep Arkansas in reality. Go Hogs! 🐗🐗🐗
@@corbinvoges7203 in our defense, Miami does actually have a really good defense. They were pressuring Max Johnson all game.
@@michaelparsons541 I think it will be a hard fought game and probably relatively low scoring. I see 1 or 2 big plays from each team and a lot of stalled drives. My model says take the under.
@@corbinvoges7203 yeah, I think history shows that this has usually been a hard fought game. I guess we’ll have to wait and see what happens.
You know if I didn't know better I'd almost think you are proud of Arkansas this year.
Since I loathe anything sports related, I don’t get done of these about coaches and specific players.
I do get the stereotypical slams on some teams. And these are hilariously done!!!
😂😂😂
I hollered when I finally figured out what the cupcakes meant!
Would love Roll Calls for the other conferences!!
How many subscribers can we hit to get to that?
Holy smokes that was funny, especially the Florida part. "Right down the transfer portal." ...and I am a Florida fan.
Transfer portal _does_ sound like a euphemism for a bodily orifice.
Dawgs and Hogs needed more attention for what happened but otherwise another A+
As a hog fan, I agree, but this recent game was scary
HEEEEELL YEAH, DAAAAAMN RIGHT. HOTTY TOTTY....we're enjoying it until the sugar rush becomes sick stomachs 🤣
RIP. Coach. ❤️ I miss that old pirate.
Another great one Matt! Go Dawgs!
Right on! Our bits were great! Go Dawgs!
Your the best Matt. Keep the awesome work
As an Iowa fan, ouch, but......yeah we deserved that
Husker fan here and I agree with it. Had hope for Frost, but week 0 and Georgia Southern did it. I don't have much hope this year. Especially finding out the defense has not been tackling in practice the last 4 plus years.
"No more open mikes at the cult meeting..." 🙂
The motorcycle fumes joke was really good I most say
South Carolina needs to start scheduling high school teams. Still be 50/50 if they go to a bowl or not.
The best college football short on RUclips.
I don't follow College Football, but now I have to check on the SEC every week...
Had me rolling, awesome video!
Lol at Tennessee. Go vols
Oh damn 😂😂😂those were some cold cuts to the bone flying everywhere
Thank you I needed that! Very funny!