Human Car Wash | Joseph's Machines
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- Опубликовано: 31 авг 2023
- I've made a machine that forces me to get out of bed by trying to kill me. I then walk through a human car-wash: scrubbed by Christmas trees and blasted by 16 water guns.
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JOSEPH'S MACHINES solve everyday problems using familiar objects in unfamiliar ways. He creates them in his studio in London, UK.
Created by Joseph Herscher
Filmed & Edited by Alasdair Harvey
Machine created by Joseph Herscher, Stan Tilyard-French, Alasdair Harvey and Alexander Berchert
Special thanks to Camille Moreno 
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Mr bean would be happy
Shades of Wallace, but so well done. More elaborate than the claymation.. Loved it.
The amount of coffee this man had to drink.. It's a miracle that he's still alive
and maybe it wasn't his first take either...
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Как это всё сделать
When we needed him most, he came back.
This guy is living his best life 😂
Everytime I go through the carwash I think about what it would be like if there was one for humans. And now I know! And now I can’t stop think about how you built all of this! It’s amazing, well done!!
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Ready for a day of work setting this machine up for the morning tomorrow
OMG! My 7 year old son (Zascha) and myself are huge fans!! We found your clips when he was 3 years old, been watching ever since. ❤❤❤
I could imagine seeing a contraption like this in Wallace and Grommit, and yet Joseph has turned it into reality. Amazing stuff as always!
I thought of Wallace and Grommit as well. Classic! Also, the chair in Casper
That was my first thought.
You're amazing! My childhood self always dreamed of this scenario lol
I didnt see the trousers coming. Joseph you surpass yourself everytime xD
I was really impressed with this wonderful device! I also make continuous devices using things around me, but I can't make them this neatly, so I respect you!
The legend is finally back
He was being cleaned with a Christmas tree haha
Absolutely knocked it out of the park with this one
hope that the service includes undercarriage wash
Ya, but not with a Christmas tree!
I had to rewatch this at 0.25 speed to appreciate every little detail behind this master piece!
I hope our alien friends have access to this content.
Amazing! This deserves 10 million views.
This machine is so incredible and outstanding . i am really impressed with this
So much good stuff crammed into so little time! Great work as always
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Make more videos, ❤🎉
OMG the Christmas trees and the pants! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why is this guy like SO MUCH SMARTER than all of us combined? TELL ME
I need an alarmclock like this to get up in the morning.
Absolutely amazing. I feel like an OK Go song should be playing during this.
Now I know what to do with all my old Xmas trees!!! Thanks for the idea!! 😂
omg that's a fantastic invention!
.....Who's going to set it back up?
This is amazing! I feel like you are Wallace and grommet IRL
Great job! Some serious Wallace & Grommet vibes!
THE LEGEND HAS RETURNED
thats some next level stuff...pure art!!
Imagine having to reset this whole thing every time you go to sleep 😂😂
That was so good! Your physical comedy was top notch in this, and the contraptions were ingenious!
Nice
He has a manly touch to his inventions😂
Amazing stuff as always!
well done mate. you nailed it
You inspired me to create my own Rube Goldberg machine. After many attempts, it worked.(kinda)
These are some major Pee Wee Herman Vibes 😂😂
Wow, I really love how you made it more life-sized if you know what I mean, but still keeping the small moving parts and everything. 10/10 vid.
i love the acting in the beginning of this implying that joseph doesnt CHOOSE to live like this
Absolutely brilliant as always
Wow. Simply wonderful.
He forgot to brush teeth
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The Christmas trees. 💀
I saw those cacti and i was scared as to how he was going to be woken up.
Legend has it that Joseph is living at 62 West Wallaby Street.
The reverse in the end 😂😂😂😂😂
Honestly if we can figure out how to automate bathing, it would be such a game changer. Amazing work! Love watching such Looney Tunes shenanigans in live action!
사물함 푸흡...ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
He really likes that Chucky doll doesn't he?
Creative Genius, loved every second of it!!
Hi I am a big fan
U liar
@Sunneyboyy is a liar
Hi I am a big hairdryer.
Excellent work!
Well that was epic! 👏🏻
Most impressive one yet 😄!
My favorite RUclipsr ever🥳👏👏👏👍 keep up the great work!
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I don’t know if this is practical.
that first part is how my girl wakes up usually
Everyone needs this in their hoise who agrees 👇🏻
Show this to someone in 1930 and say this is how people get dressed in 2024.
You are wonderfullllll!
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Finally, something we can actually use
What I need to get up every morning instead of my mom going "GET UP OR I'LL FLIP YOUR MATRESS OVER!!!" 💀💀
Wonderful. I'd genuinely love a machine that did that would dry me seamlessly straight out the shower. I loved every moment of this.
OMG this is beyond epic! I can't believe it
This is one of the coolest things I have ever seen and I have seen alot of cool things. I love this rube goldberg styled machine array :)
The fact the entire machine requires an effort to walk makes it too exhausting for me !
Bro forgot to brush teeth 🤟
That was insane! Amazing! Inspiring!
OMG now that quarantine has ended. I need this in my life!
Josephmwas my favorite chain reaction creator when i was a kid, especially the solving probkems series
just another lovely day!
The classic polka heart boxers are a highlight
Maybe it was iced coffee?!? Don't want to be going out and greeting the world with 3rd degree burns 😅
Absolutely Brilliant
Wow. This one was amazing!
minus the coffee which would spill everywhere and is just an extra step (and the bed destruction) this seems pretty reusable and would actually be worth it
just fill up some things with water and soap and clothes and have them be activated by the alarm clock
welcome back impressive
He's my adulthood hero 😭 the child in me is so enamored ❤
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I can't wait!!!!!! let's watch the video!!!!
Wow Amazing work ❤
It is like a real life mousetrap game. Just without being in jail at the end
The coffee was very imaginative😃
Este tipo es un genio. 😮😊
Glad youtube recommended me this video since it was quite the long time since the last video was posted 😂😂😂😂
If it were only that easy to get up in the morning.🤣
Bro is so talented!
Instantly subscribed. You are amazing! 💯👏👍🙂
ME too
joseph is much like everyone else here he puts his pants on two legs at a time... with a giant contraption... much like all of us do
No one commenting about how the coffee would permanently damage his mouth and throat unless it was made hours early and cooled down? Fun video though
He is too. Lazy
@@joycewanjahi9939 Just like how you’re too lazy to even comment correctly.
Because we know its all jokes
@@haaniaahmed4690 you are so smart yet didn't realize this was a joke too?
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The BEST YET!!!
Human car wash
Woah woah woah
Human car wash yeah
Where did this man go for like 3 years? I forgot his name and no i'm back The very first video i've ever watched of this guy who is probably the dresser
I wish I had that In the morning 😂😂
AWwwwWWW I wish mornings were this easy!
Brilliant
OMG! 😂 You've really outdone yourself with this one! Did you actually chug a full pot of coffee??
There's a cleverly disguised pipe against the wall that diverts some of the coffee away so he doesn't have to chug the whole thing. But yes, what a great machine!
Joseph has finally outdone the level of complexity of the contraptions from Wallace and Grommit. I can only hope that the coffee part was reliable enough to where he didn't need to shoot the scene too many times :P
Probs coloured cold water, he did same with soup
Where now?
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Really loved it !
Phenomenal! Bravo!
My favorite ! Genius !
Finally another machine after an eternity