The Persona Protagonist Wooing their Velvet room Waifus

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024
  • All the Persona protagonist romancing their respective Velvet Room attendants.

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  • @paddythelegend1671
    @paddythelegend1671 3 года назад +20498

    So that's why the velvet room was a prison in P5

    • @thedashey
      @thedashey 3 года назад +2335

      He knows what he did, and his mind stayed as a prison

    • @djajm1
      @djajm1 3 года назад +892

      FBI open up

    • @foxthor0528
      @foxthor0528 3 года назад +687

      And that’s why he got some... sadist underage waifus too?

    • @yuuhyakuya3863
      @yuuhyakuya3863 3 года назад +631

      It's weirder when you consider the lolis are very sadist and treat him like shit. Like, they are the FBI to him. Dom lolis.

    • @exaltedfalcheon1793
      @exaltedfalcheon1793 3 года назад +152

      @@yuuhyakuya3863 one of them don't really treat him like th a t

  • @SilentSpirit671
    @SilentSpirit671 Год назад +6035

    Makoto: I’m taking her home.
    Yu: She’s taking me home.
    Police: We’re taking him in.

  • @Shir0taka
    @Shir0taka Год назад +2019

    P3 Igor: Wait.. you did WHAT with my resident?!
    P4 Igor: Stop seducing my residents, I will lost all my workers
    P5 Igor: What you gonna do now, big boy?

    • @yuriski1
      @yuriski1 Год назад +275

      Joker: Lavenza, who else?

    • @maddoxorellana7507
      @maddoxorellana7507 Год назад +127

      Ever heard of the big bang challenge Igor? Well normally they'd serve me one thing to devour... but two? I'm sure I can BIG BANG two

    • @38achref26
      @38achref26 Год назад +41

      joker i will do hot twins and hot lavenza

    • @38achref26
      @38achref26 Год назад

      lol good one@@maddoxorellana7507

    • @RenoRelapse2287
      @RenoRelapse2287 9 месяцев назад +20

      im already in jail.

  • @bababooey3381
    @bababooey3381 5 лет назад +6856

    Hoo boy

  • @thatguy7155
    @thatguy7155 3 года назад +12504

    "But in my defense, sir. I hereby claim that 12+12 is forever 24"
    -joker in the courtroom

    • @priscillam.t.6215
      @priscillam.t.6215 3 года назад +922

      What, does that make Lavenza 24????

    • @wobinich5687
      @wobinich5687 3 года назад +1216

      @@priscillam.t.6215 Ferb i know what we gonna do today.

    • @justsomeguy07
      @justsomeguy07 3 года назад +524

      @@priscillam.t.6215 cowabunga it is

    • @butterflyenjoyer230
      @butterflyenjoyer230 3 года назад +347

      @@priscillam.t.6215 technically since she basically just became alive shes like only 0 years old TECHNICALLY so uh yeah bud you still goin to jail

    • @thedashey
      @thedashey 3 года назад +68

      @@butterflyenjoyer230 what do you mean, just became alive?

  • @deemandude6131
    @deemandude6131 4 года назад +11297

    P3 - Manic Pixie Dream Girl
    P4 - Hot Librarian
    P5 - *"FBI OPEN UP!!!"*

    • @emmanuelmenthosfayuste5513
      @emmanuelmenthosfayuste5513 4 года назад +84

      @Roxon The Demon fuck yeah

    • @yondabigman4668
      @yondabigman4668 3 года назад +405

      P3 - hoooooo boy
      P4 - nice and elegant
      P5 - :U

    • @tohonorthepersonrice347
      @tohonorthepersonrice347 3 года назад +245

      Frick it I'm late but still frick it
      Joker can't go to jail if he already in jail

    • @rafaelalfaro8715
      @rafaelalfaro8715 3 года назад +412

      P3: married in real life
      P4: such a Chad
      P5: that explains why joker's there

    • @minatoyukidoorkun3305
      @minatoyukidoorkun3305 3 года назад +173

      P3 - Actually had sex
      P4 - Gets a lame handshake or just a kiss
      P5 - Is a pedophile

  • @seraphimfahmy3510
    @seraphimfahmy3510 3 года назад +7015

    I mean the dude's already in prison, what's stopping him

    • @deezo1577
      @deezo1577 3 года назад +265

      Bro!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @hhhfdsfs
      @hhhfdsfs 3 года назад +247

      Morals

    • @falcoflare8206
      @falcoflare8206 3 года назад +314

      @@hhhfdsfs Or Sae Nejiima.

    • @yigita3190
      @yigita3190 3 года назад +82

      @a name I wish sae had some lines when you romance Makoto Kawakami Takemi Ohya or Chiyaya. Maybe a line if the Mc has romanced more than 1 girl too.

    • @acaymogonzalez5025
      @acaymogonzalez5025 3 года назад +11

      @@falcoflare8206 she can't enter to the velvet room

  • @Top_Nep
    @Top_Nep 4 года назад +4862

    They don't even try to hide it in p3

  • @kevinbell5674
    @kevinbell5674 4 года назад +6346

    "You spent time alone with Elizabeth."
    Translation: You gone an' tapped that ass!

    • @PB-N-Jenny
      @PB-N-Jenny 3 года назад +665

      Pfft yeah p3 protag gives no fucks ever, it doesn't even phase me as a rather likely possibility

    • @youngnigar525
      @youngnigar525 3 года назад +55

      Idiot u Obviously played smash bros

    • @nowtime3999
      @nowtime3999 3 года назад +220

      I mean, ya can't judge em' for that, one of the two respectable choices.

    • @robertcapivari6382
      @robertcapivari6382 3 года назад +524

      "You spent time alone with Elizabeth"
      Translation:You use mara on Elizabeth

    • @kashinovirus7278
      @kashinovirus7278 3 года назад +149

      @@robertcapivari6382 hey! Don't give r34 any ideas!

  • @scarlight3852
    @scarlight3852 3 года назад +4089

    And this is why Igor changes attendants every game. He even thought using jail bait would work as a final option.

    • @bloodywankerwhoateahotdog3628
      @bloodywankerwhoateahotdog3628 3 года назад +561

      Next game we woo igor!

    • @explosionsheep2782
      @explosionsheep2782 3 года назад +58

      @@bloodywankerwhoateahotdog3628 Oh dont tempt me cus I will do that

    • @Alex-uq1el
      @Alex-uq1el 3 года назад +93

      @@bloodywankerwhoateahotdog3628 the truth is revealed. The only reason Igor has Velvet room attendants is so the protagonists are distracted from how gorgeous Igor is and don’t pay as much attention to him.

    • @jajathenewking6131
      @jajathenewking6131 3 года назад +184

      Joker: jokes on you I'm into that shezz.

    • @alphonsuskevinimmanuel4676
      @alphonsuskevinimmanuel4676 3 года назад +140

      LMAOOO protags be stealing them everytime 😂😂😂

  • @Blackplague689
    @Blackplague689 3 года назад +4402

    Joker: your honor considering the velvet room exists between conscious and unconsciousness and is assessable in a dream state. This is merely a wet dream.

    • @Akira-xm9ck
      @Akira-xm9ck 3 года назад +191

      Oh no

    • @lFede64l
      @lFede64l 3 года назад +772

      "bro why tf you dreamin about 12 yo girls"
      -The Judge, most probably

    • @shinigami9851
      @shinigami9851 3 года назад +285

      @@lFede64l but it’s a dream though. Therefore none of it is real therefore he did nothing wrong.

    • @mistressofdreams6031
      @mistressofdreams6031 3 года назад +86

      @@lFede64l 100% not anywhere close to that young for Justine, Caroline and especially not Lavenza being the fact she’s a combo.

    • @kashinovirus7278
      @kashinovirus7278 3 года назад +11

      I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @colleshion9630
    @colleshion9630 4 года назад +4201

    Persona 6 will include igor as one of the bachelor's 🤣🤣🤣

    • @claytonmcgaha3160
      @claytonmcgaha3160 3 года назад +429

      I need the Igor route

    • @ulty1472
      @ulty1472 3 года назад +114

      It better

    • @Square1nes
      @Square1nes 3 года назад +67

      Or Persona 5 FeMc

    • @azharbainazarova8627
      @azharbainazarova8627 3 года назад +105

      The V/A of Igor passed away in 2020 😔 F

    • @kbdimples107
      @kbdimples107 3 года назад +84

      @@azharbainazarova8627 now I'm curious on the actual story of igor as a character instead of just a love route,also my condolences😞

  • @Ramash440
    @Ramash440 3 года назад +2396

    Twins : Heartfelt confession
    Margaret : A kiss
    Liz : *Innocent Sin Online and chill*

    • @XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW
      @XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW Год назад +56

      well im kinda glad they toned it down for 5

    • @johnkenneth8746
      @johnkenneth8746 Год назад +179

      @@XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW I mean they had too cause you know...

    • @taxinvasion260
      @taxinvasion260 Год назад +124

      @@johnkenneth8746 The day some Atlus employee has a fucking psychotic breakdown and ramps it up will be the day Joker sees jailtime for more than a few months.

    • @mistertaz94
      @mistertaz94 Год назад +3

      I miss ISO... 😭

    • @noxturne16
      @noxturne16 Год назад +38

      @@taxinvasion260 are we forgetting FEMC in P3P and Ken’s route?

  • @ItsDanbo
    @ItsDanbo 3 года назад +3982

    P3: banging it out
    P4: a kiss
    P5: confession of love
    P6: a simple I like you
    P7: a hug
    P8: a handshake
    P9: a high five
    P10: a wave goodbye

  • @carso1500
    @carso1500 4 года назад +5631

    Joker: jail is just a room

    • @mongodroid4842
      @mongodroid4842 4 года назад +431

      he knows from experience

    • @vumozurike
      @vumozurike 4 года назад +238

      And age is just a number

    • @vumozurike
      @vumozurike 4 года назад +4

      @Pikachu is cun yeah

    • @burushifudara
      @burushifudara 4 года назад +164

      @@vumozurike I mean, they are older than him, but being half his size-

    • @JohnDoe-om5ho
      @JohnDoe-om5ho 4 года назад +52

      The soap is just an invention

  • @d3thtr4p10
    @d3thtr4p10 3 года назад +6557

    Bet the bond Yu was feeling when Margaret kissed him wasn’t the only solid thing.

    • @nakedmario6155
      @nakedmario6155 3 года назад +292

      Certified “Underrated” comment here

    • @Abaddon_Narukami
      @Abaddon_Narukami 3 года назад +310

      Oh, of course. You know it dude.

    • @thepersonahunter..6260
      @thepersonahunter..6260 3 года назад +42

      @@Abaddon_Narukami dood wat

    • @youssefgomaa2934
      @youssefgomaa2934 3 года назад +134

      You can say he had a solid snake
      (sorry I played a lot of MGS)

    • @gyrozeppeli7813
      @gyrozeppeli7813 3 года назад +15

      She’s like 37 and he is 17 i guess i never played 4 that’s pediphilia

  • @alchemysaga3745
    @alchemysaga3745 3 года назад +4063

    Justine: "You know this is a secret right?"
    Joker: Internally, "NO SHIT I AIN'T GOING TO FUCKING SUPERJAIL, I ALREADY GOT CHARGED ONCE."

    • @joshuagabrielcatindig7607
      @joshuagabrielcatindig7607 3 года назад +157

      Falsely, at that.

    • @alchemysaga3745
      @alchemysaga3745 3 года назад +110

      @@joshuagabrielcatindig7607 Yep, just couldn't figure out how to add that without breaking the flow of the joke.

    • @yeontanseyebrows5588
      @yeontanseyebrows5588 3 года назад +88

      Superjail is an excellent word

    • @joeystrike
      @joeystrike Год назад +18

      @@yeontanseyebrows5588 and an underrated show

    • @1992jkwj
      @1992jkwj Год назад +9

      @@joeystrike YEAH LIFE ON THE OUTSIDE AINT WHAT IT USED TO BE

  • @glutton7sin
    @glutton7sin 3 года назад +3037

    Igor wondering where Elizabeth is at for the past 10 hours

    • @fabriciofs2694
      @fabriciofs2694 3 года назад +626

      Igor wondering why Elizabeth is walking and sitting as if she was injured in her lower and private areas after she got back to the Velvet Room

    • @mukhademonyo6449
      @mukhademonyo6449 3 года назад +299

      @@fabriciofs2694 different vocals were ahh-ing and ooo-ing that day in the different room.

    • @alesterphoenix
      @alesterphoenix 3 года назад +152

      Pound town

    • @scarlightemperor3410
      @scarlightemperor3410 3 года назад +83

      @@alesterphoenix pound town bro

    • @Kerosene.
      @Kerosene. 3 года назад +84

      Damn they went to pound town if they did it for 10 hours.

  • @tophatboi8018
    @tophatboi8018 Год назад +915

    Sae must’ve been sweating bullets listening to Joker explain how he nearly got into a special relationship with 2 littler girls in his brain.

    • @jayb9310
      @jayb9310 Год назад +71

      The true bad ending

    • @jujublue4426
      @jujublue4426 Год назад +139

      " Please tell me you chose your homeroom teacher"

    • @goodninja3
      @goodninja3 Год назад +8

      @@jayb9310 Ultimate Good Ending

    • @gazelle_diamond9768
      @gazelle_diamond9768 Год назад +32

      @@jujublue4426 That's... also bad, just in the other way around.

  • @doofs
    @doofs 3 года назад +768

    Jeez, you just straight up bang in P3
    Here i was thinking Yu was the chad

    • @caramelcamelgreengrenade8259
      @caramelcamelgreengrenade8259 3 года назад +157

      The door beats Narukami in chad energy for once, a sight to behold indeed

    • @joaoassumpcao3347
      @joaoassumpcao3347 3 года назад +179

      I mean if anything Elizabeth is the chad. The mad lass invited herself to your room

    • @caramelcamelgreengrenade8259
      @caramelcamelgreengrenade8259 3 года назад +133

      @@joaoassumpcao3347 "What the chad all along was Elizabeth??"
      Elizabeth, locking the doors of Makoto's room: Always has been

    • @doofs
      @doofs 3 года назад +6

      @@joaoassumpcao3347 TRUE

    • @Handlelesswithme
      @Handlelesswithme 3 года назад +49

      I mean every social link is cannon and we know what happens at the end of every Persona 3 social link 😉

  • @redmondmacul1434
    @redmondmacul1434 4 года назад +2479

    Minato: a wild attendant
    Yu: pretty much knows everything
    Joker: the lolis

    • @wwetitle818
      @wwetitle818 3 года назад +130

      Ravioli, Ravioli, don’t lewd the warden loli’s.

    • @exaltedfalcheon1793
      @exaltedfalcheon1793 3 года назад +32

      @@wwetitle818 Caroline: 😡

    • @macaroninaegi5169
      @macaroninaegi5169 3 года назад +16

      The gorls

    • @tvgaming2132
      @tvgaming2132 3 года назад +9

      @@wwetitle818 trust me *there is some*

    • @phantomslay5612
      @phantomslay5612 3 года назад +23

      And then the lollis merge into a still short but older attendant with a chainsaw. I can dig that.

  • @TheWtfanime
    @TheWtfanime 4 года назад +2545

    Damn Margaret went for it so hard she even moaned

  • @Kitsunary
    @Kitsunary 3 года назад +1631

    I feel like Velvet Room attendants are designed to balance out the protag. P3 is pessimistic and reclusive, so Elizabeth is optimistic and outgoing; P4 is stoic and stiff, so Margaret is coy and flexible; P5 is forced to grow up too quickly, so Lavenza is child-like while also acting like an understanding adult (technically not actually a child, but it's anime logic). The thing is, balancing each other out is also how relationships are supposed to work.

    • @annaijustwanttoliveachilll9162
      @annaijustwanttoliveachilll9162 2 года назад +217

      Finally! A sensible rationale comment thats still relevant !

    • @llody7777
      @llody7777 Год назад +130

      So that's why they had to sign a "contract" (sort of), so now the brotagonists are married to the attendants.

    • @i-blv3242
      @i-blv3242 Год назад +148

      It seems to me that the velvet room attendants are supposed to symbolize the "anima" archetype of the main character. That stacks up pretty well with your observation.

    • @mylesobrien7477
      @mylesobrien7477 Год назад +31

      @@i-blv3242 oh I like that

    • @MrJMB122
      @MrJMB122 Год назад +5

      So true!!

  • @vgc_ivan8391
    @vgc_ivan8391 Год назад +176

    P3 MC did more then the others.
    He got the girl. Slept with her. She's madly in love with him. Steps away from the vevelt room to bring him back in physical form and will not stop till she achieves it

    • @38achref26
      @38achref26 Год назад +2

      yeah sadly yu and joker and didnt do it with their velvet waifus

    • @deadshotdaiquiri_4217
      @deadshotdaiquiri_4217 10 месяцев назад +17

      @@38achref26
      Jokers ‘waifus’ are about 12.

    • @gyrozeppeli00
      @gyrozeppeli00 9 месяцев назад +1

      dont worry, Tae's valentine OVA straight up fixed that part

    • @AsyunNRG
      @AsyunNRG 9 месяцев назад +12

      To save Makoto, Elisabeth even awakened to the Fool arcana. So she might even be a guest in the velvet room at some point. That's how much she is in love with him. Let that sink in.

    • @stupidface2292
      @stupidface2292 9 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@AsyunNRGlet that sink in?
      *sounds of knocking from the door*
      What does it want now

  • @aliridho3513
    @aliridho3513 4 года назад +538

    Joker: hey, i'm already in jail

  • @Sjono
    @Sjono 3 года назад +606

    Margaret: “But it’s you who was the thief.”
    Joker: “Ima have to stop you right there.”

    • @Raptox3
      @Raptox3 3 года назад +65

      She'll never see it coming.

  • @LoksTheGamer
    @LoksTheGamer 3 года назад +3019

    Justine: "I would not resist you choosing the both of us."
    Joker: "Why do I hear police sirens?"

    • @mardshima2070
      @mardshima2070 3 года назад +57

      Becoz you are in the jail

    • @mistressofdreams6031
      @mistressofdreams6031 3 года назад +80

      This joke is getting old Justine and Caroline are far older than Joker we really need to stop using the same joke just because some people stay short :/

    • @PlokNinja
      @PlokNinja 3 года назад +170

      @@mistressofdreams6031 they’re not just short, they are clearly depicted as children regardless of how inhumanly old they are

    • @3liteGamer4Life
      @3liteGamer4Life 3 года назад +91

      @@PlokNinja I'm not really going to fight your viewpoint, but a lot of their "immaturity" is mainly due to their ignorance of human culture, which I think is seen in the previous attendants (though admittedly I haven't played the previous ones myself). I think if the previous attendants were depicted physically younger (by general human standards) we would see them as more childish too. Vice versa, were we to put lavenza's personality in an "older"-looking body, we would see no inconsistency between appearance, age and personality. Of course, all of this might not excuse the appearance they chose for the p5 attendants, or maybe you disagree with me on my points, but I don't really feel like debating this point further so, you do you.

    • @chrisbadillo2540
      @chrisbadillo2540 3 года назад +35

      Justine is a freak 😏 Caroline is the jealous type

  • @mr_valor3903
    @mr_valor3903 3 года назад +540

    P3: YO!!
    P4: Yo!
    P5: yo?

  • @chronica6457
    @chronica6457 3 года назад +404

    Joker really just said "Already a felon might as well go all out"

    • @sumaameri
      @sumaameri 3 года назад +27

      go all out appears on the screen, a wild akihiko from the distance: I"VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!!

    • @adamant_viewer
      @adamant_viewer 3 года назад +12

      Hes trying to set the world record for most crimes commited.

    • @KingCookie_III
      @KingCookie_III 3 года назад +4

      Or go out with a bang 😏

    • @flongeshploff693
      @flongeshploff693 Год назад +5

      TIME FOR AN ALL OUT ATTACK

    • @goatslayer3160
      @goatslayer3160 Год назад +2

      They'll never see it coming!

  • @enei4608
    @enei4608 4 года назад +1133

    The reason why Joker cant get arrested is because he's alr arrested ngl
    NICE JOKAR!

  • @oneguy9349
    @oneguy9349 3 года назад +2066

    P3: Sexy
    P4: Classy
    P5: *YOU CAN'T GO TO JAIL WHEN YOU'RE ALREADY IN JAIL, LOL*

    • @PhoenixWrightAceAttorney
      @PhoenixWrightAceAttorney Год назад +34

      Good thing there's no soap and shower in that jail. Joker really dodged his own bullet there.

    • @johndreemurr5574
      @johndreemurr5574 Год назад +1

      P3 - sex
      P4 - sexy
      P5 - sexier

    • @thebitsanpiecesman4423
      @thebitsanpiecesman4423 Год назад

      Nice!! I’d ruin lavenza

    • @38achref26
      @38achref26 Год назад

      @@PhoenixWrightAceAttorney the twins have the soup but they want joker to use it on them to wash them lol

  • @bae9034
    @bae9034 3 года назад +145

    Margaret: "You have come"
    Me: "how did she know"

  • @dragowolf268
    @dragowolf268 4 года назад +2431

    Joker: why did I get the loli

    • @carso1500
      @carso1500 4 года назад +311

      So he has the complete collection, now he has lolis, milfs and people of his own age

    • @dragowolf268
      @dragowolf268 4 года назад +193

      Worse part is joker does have a second loil

    • @redmondmacul1434
      @redmondmacul1434 4 года назад +69

      Thats my dream

    • @rebirth2526
      @rebirth2526 4 года назад +203

      That's why they lock Joker inside prison.

    • @dragowolf268
      @dragowolf268 4 года назад +37

      rebirth2526 actually the velvet room is a strange place so the twins could be a million and also I heard something saying lavenza is 24 so

  • @darkursrike3161
    @darkursrike3161 3 года назад +631

    7:51
    Joker: I wish my other 10 gf understood this

    • @falcoflare8206
      @falcoflare8206 3 года назад +113

      He'll be on a receiving end of a All Out Attack.

    • @indexwell6546
      @indexwell6546 3 года назад +17

      There is prob a fanfiction about that out there

    • @dark_jpeg4257
      @dark_jpeg4257 3 года назад +12

      I wonder how many FBI snipers are in jokers headed on a daily basis

    • @michaelzhang9806
      @michaelzhang9806 3 года назад +6

      Index21 well checked on ao3, nothing aside from one with Lavenza.

    • @arran4285
      @arran4285 Год назад

      @@michaelzhang9806 I mean there was two hentais about this but I don't it had the twins

  • @blammo5226
    @blammo5226 3 года назад +578

    Elizabeth: Saying some shit idk
    Me: Fucking JAMMING OUT

    • @jillreyerma7592
      @jillreyerma7592 3 года назад +39

      That music is one of the best. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

    • @KVoinre
      @KVoinre 3 года назад +7

      For real

    • @timothissimo
      @timothissimo 3 года назад +6

      whats the name of the song?

    • @thezeraora5439
      @thezeraora5439 3 года назад +10

      @@timothissimo its simply called "Joy" in the Persona 3 Soundtrack, sorry if i reply recently lol

  • @donkeykongsass9628
    @donkeykongsass9628 3 года назад +110

    0:39 girls looking at my lego sets

    • @bettyhenderson3988
      @bettyhenderson3988 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tjlawal570
      @tjlawal570 3 года назад +3

      Under rated comment of the yr!!!🤣🤣

    • @YunoJb1
      @YunoJb1 3 года назад

      Donkey kong boutta make me act up 😳😳

    • @shikikankillzone4239
      @shikikankillzone4239 3 года назад +3

      _Every man when they show their gfs their bionicle collection_

    • @donkeykongsass9628
      @donkeykongsass9628 3 года назад +2

      @@shikikankillzone4239 a man of culture I see

  • @yetiornot5726
    @yetiornot5726 3 года назад +66

    "If I may be so bold..." *holds your hand*
    Me: "Ohhh myyyy, how salacious!"

  • @Matthew-zx8cs
    @Matthew-zx8cs Год назад +106

    I forgot how unnatural Elizabeth’s dialog delivery is. She really does feel like a being from outside our normal existence

    • @dangox3370
      @dangox3370 10 месяцев назад +2

      thats just a side effect of english dub acting

    • @Dstryrr
      @Dstryrr 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@dangox3370 no. she is consistently made to be the weirdest velvet room attendant, but we love her for it

  • @octonitro
    @octonitro 3 года назад +1034

    P3, P4: you can sleep with your attendants
    P5: *Attendants are toddlers*
    *”somethings wrong, i can feel it”*

    • @callmepsycho3132
      @callmepsycho3132 3 года назад +139

      *LOOKING COOL JOKER*
      *SIRENS*

    • @anonguy772
      @anonguy772 3 года назад +115

      @@callmepsycho3132 He's dating loli wardens and he goes to jail whenever he sleeps, the cops can't do shit by this point lmao

    • @REAPER55667798
      @REAPER55667798 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/-15VC4Yxzys/видео.html

    • @morayeelsupremacy3559
      @morayeelsupremacy3559 3 года назад +50

      Joker in court
      Your honour, Caroline and Justine aren't children they're magical cognitive god like beings from the creation of time. Furthermore dwarves are not the same as children. If anyone here needs to be charged it's them!

    • @callmepsycho3132
      @callmepsycho3132 3 года назад +15

      @@morayeelsupremacy3559 Technically true

  • @CursedKuren
    @CursedKuren 3 года назад +439

    Listening to the audio about Makoto and Elizabeth when suddenly 5:17 “You have come.” Made me burst out laughing

  • @HousekiMitai
    @HousekiMitai 2 года назад +207

    Joker: I can't choose between you
    Caroline and Justine: FUUUUUSION

  • @b1uezer
    @b1uezer 4 года назад +475

    They say a woman is the ultimate fusion chamber.

    • @shabkan2
      @shabkan2 4 года назад +20

      Nice one!

    • @falcoflare8206
      @falcoflare8206 3 года назад +22

      Your'e referring to Caroline and Justine?

    • @b1uezer
      @b1uezer 3 года назад +8

      @@falcoflare8206 Ah, a man of culture as well, yes I am haha

    • @mist3635
      @mist3635 3 года назад +4

      no god please no

    • @aledquen
      @aledquen 3 года назад +3

      You understood everything

  • @xervislane770
    @xervislane770 3 года назад +213

    Minato and Yuu: Yo, Ren! How is NG+ going?
    Ren: Fuck you, guys! Imma take my lolies and leave!

  • @thatonepersonainp5793
    @thatonepersonainp5793 3 года назад +303

    Margaret: "it is you who was the theif."
    Joker: *sad phantom theif noises*

  • @jacklox1234
    @jacklox1234 3 года назад +257

    For a gods secretary to deem you as the worlds greatest man, must be the greatest feeling knowing you've been doing it right

  • @RoninOwin1738
    @RoninOwin1738 3 года назад +382

    Joker: Jokes on you I’m already in jail

    • @arbitrationengine803
      @arbitrationengine803 3 года назад +1

      Why'd you have to say in

    • @Midnight-Starfish
      @Midnight-Starfish 3 года назад +3

      @@arbitrationengine803 Cause he's in jail

    • @arbitrationengine803
      @arbitrationengine803 3 года назад

      @@Midnight-Starfish he said jokes *IN* you

    • @Midnight-Starfish
      @Midnight-Starfish 3 года назад

      @@arbitrationengine803 Tell you what, take a look at where the I and the O are on your keyboard, and you figure out why he said *in*

    • @arbitrationengine803
      @arbitrationengine803 3 года назад

      @@Midnight-Starfish *Sigh*
      He said jokes in you instead of jokes on you, the protagonist of persona is named joker. It's an unintentional innuendo. You get it now?

  • @Cdmcvicker
    @Cdmcvicker 2 года назад +95

    3: Oh how nice!
    4: Oh, how cute!
    5: Joker, keep this up and you’ll be an inmate in real life too!

  • @thehybrid3947
    @thehybrid3947 4 года назад +194

    So the other games don’t have them say it directly but oh boy Persona 5 goes right into it by having Lavenza say “I love you”

    • @RasenKamehamehaX100
      @RasenKamehamehaX100 3 года назад +53

      Persona 3 dives right into it by having her outright basically having Elizabeth ask to be guided through what we can only assume is sex.

    • @38achref26
      @38achref26 Год назад

      it is sex so he got it better and worse then joker and yu yeah he made love to her but at the end of game sadly he dies while joker and yu lives@@RasenKamehamehaX100

  • @qualifiedidiots2165
    @qualifiedidiots2165 4 года назад +347

    In a small way, I’m glad you can’t date the twins.
    Joker... he would have died on V-Day.

    • @WeaponXSigma
      @WeaponXSigma 3 года назад +60

      And then Persona 5 Royal happened

    • @Mario2980
      @Mario2980 3 года назад +23

      @@WeaponXSigma *chainsaw intensifies*

    • @thecommentsuperhero8578
      @thecommentsuperhero8578 3 года назад +27

      You mean that's the reason why you're glad it's not possible?

    • @KingCookie_III
      @KingCookie_III 3 года назад +15

      WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS, INMATE?!?

    • @LesoTheGamerboy
      @LesoTheGamerboy 3 года назад +8

      *casts megidolaon*

  • @patildo
    @patildo 3 года назад +79

    _"(Why is Sae glaring at me outside my house?)"_

    • @pedrodrk0088
      @pedrodrk0088 4 месяца назад

      Underrated comment 😂😂😂

  • @JayAreAitch
    @JayAreAitch 5 лет назад +748

    If I don't get sauce on that thumbnail, you and me might be having some issues

    • @ComingInHotPink
      @ComingInHotPink 4 года назад +193

      The sauce, as requested: www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/51970007

    • @JayAreAitch
      @JayAreAitch 4 года назад +123

      @@ComingInHotPink You. You are my man. Many thanks.

    • @ComingInHotPink
      @ComingInHotPink 4 года назад +41

      @@JayAreAitch You're welcome.

    • @theheavenlyfb4071
      @theheavenlyfb4071 4 года назад +44

      @@ComingInHotPink doing gods work there

    • @Jrod310
      @Jrod310 3 года назад +27

      Omg there is a fourth panel with FEMC

  • @IzanagiO
    @IzanagiO 3 года назад +41

    The Maidens get more seiso with each game.
    P3 - Give her Mara
    P4 - Mara get hard
    P5 - Mara get bonked

  • @dejihuam
    @dejihuam 3 года назад +430

    Jokes (no pun intended) aside, I love Joker’s dynamic with the twins. To me, they were like slightly annoying but very endearing little sisters. Just the idea of Joker caring for these two like an older brother while they try and act all adult is really cute to me. ^^

  • @n8than26
    @n8than26 3 года назад +83

    Joker : "Fuck it! Jail it just a room... in my head"

  • @Nymphonomicon
    @Nymphonomicon 4 года назад +237

    So, Theodore is just riding the pine while his sisters get to go on dates?

    • @Jrod310
      @Jrod310 3 года назад +95

      Nah he gets FEMC

    • @Brainwave101
      @Brainwave101 3 года назад +32

      Theo gets _da best_ protagonist.

    • @callmepsycho3132
      @callmepsycho3132 3 года назад +7

      @@Brainwave101 But he didn’t get joker

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 Год назад +1

      ​@@Brainwave101that means a lot coming from the legandary Raidou Kuzunoha XIV himself

    • @38achref26
      @38achref26 Год назад

      lol indeed

  • @jamesnicol8352
    @jamesnicol8352 3 года назад +117

    Ren Akamiya: _I'm literally going to jail_

    • @never_ending2220
      @never_ending2220 3 года назад +4

      It’s Akira Kurusu.

    • @vinicyussales137
      @vinicyussales137 3 года назад +4

      @@never_ending2220 my Joker Will forever be POCHITA JOESTAR

    • @lukassmith795
      @lukassmith795 3 года назад +3

      @@vinicyussales137 Meme McGriffin.

    • @YunoJb1
      @YunoJb1 3 года назад +5

      @@never_ending2220 no its HaremFucker249

    • @adamikeda6797
      @adamikeda6797 3 года назад

      @@YunoJb1 *HardCore Choker

  • @nev2221
    @nev2221 3 года назад +93

    "Why don't you take a seat right here."

  • @never_ending2220
    @never_ending2220 3 года назад +177

    P3: a Velvet Room attendee doing the protagonist Yuki
    P4: a Velvet Room Attendee kissing the protagonist Yu
    P5: Velvet Room Attendees confessing their love to the protagonist joker
    They literally went the opposite direction of the stair case Jake (Adventure Time) was talking about.

    • @38achref26
      @38achref26 Год назад +3

      yeah they strart from up to down stairs

  • @TBWL195
    @TBWL195 4 года назад +447

    so... you're telling me that my P5 harem will not only consist of the girls BUT the twins aswell hot dog

    • @skeletonghoulman8442
      @skeletonghoulman8442 3 года назад +41

      Hello yes officer this comment right here

    • @TBWL195
      @TBWL195 3 года назад +34

      @@skeletonghoulman8442 i am the law

    • @Handlelesswithme
      @Handlelesswithme 3 года назад +12

      @@TBWL195 great he must be a politician

    • @owenchafer1083
      @owenchafer1083 Год назад

      I don't know if there'll be much hot dogging
      .....I'm going to hell

    • @38achref26
      @38achref26 Год назад

      yes

  • @andrewneedham3281
    @andrewneedham3281 Год назад +39

    Margaret saying, "For us residents... I'm sure this is a sin," and I'm like, "Hell, that's the only reason you have a job, girl. Ever hear what Elizabeth did, and what happened to her?"

  • @carlosandreX20A
    @carlosandreX20A 3 года назад +47

    "You feel a SOLID bond between you and Margaret"

    • @T1D3
      @T1D3 7 месяцев назад

      Was

  • @loganthevillager9176
    @loganthevillager9176 3 года назад +46

    “I swear they confessed to me first!”

  • @jedidr4918
    @jedidr4918 3 года назад +82

    “Guide me through it” at this point they should’ve:
    A. Just been obvious with the text after it or
    B: done a scene

    • @D.W56
      @D.W56 3 года назад +13

      Don’t worry leave plan b to the doujins.

    • @pengudiegu
      @pengudiegu 3 года назад +7

      @@D.W56 very few doujins on it in fact

    • @alpha-pathetic4168
      @alpha-pathetic4168 3 года назад

      @@pengudiegu *I need links and numbers now*

    • @gm6041
      @gm6041 3 года назад

      @@alpha-pathetic4168 bro its been 3 month

  • @maxamillianmiles9382
    @maxamillianmiles9382 3 года назад +28

    Elizabeth is the best. Has been my romance option for almost every route when ever I play persona 3

  • @Littlefighter1911
    @Littlefighter1911 3 года назад +69

    Persona 3 and 4: Elegant "ara ara" waifus
    Persona 5.... let's not about that... at least not until Lavenza.

  • @proudlarry8225
    @proudlarry8225 Год назад +17

    Elizabeth must be the manifestation of the collective human subconscious conceptualization of dedication because she understood that Minato/Makoto would be forced to serve as a barrier for eternity unless somehow all of humanity stopped wishing for death and she was like "aight, challenge accepted".

  • @mako_happy
    @mako_happy 3 года назад +20

    everybody gangsta till joker stays in the velvet room forever because you dont wanna know

  • @BTG25
    @BTG25 3 года назад +166

    The thumbnail be like:
    Minato: I'm with my princess...
    Yu: I'm with my Prom escort...
    Joker:I'm with my two daughters...

    • @Akaritomi
      @Akaritomi 3 года назад +29

      Joker has seen enough hentai to not care about that.

  • @umu8912
    @umu8912 3 года назад +178

    Thumbnail:
    “One of these things are not like the other-“

    • @scarlightemperor3410
      @scarlightemperor3410 3 года назад +29

      Your right.
      Yu! Why isn't Margaret carrying you

    • @XxRubenYoxX
      @XxRubenYoxX 3 года назад +14

      You are right, one of these is not alive

    • @Blue-lx5us
      @Blue-lx5us 3 года назад +3

      You're right, one has two girls

  • @micanikko
    @micanikko 4 года назад +333

    Where's our FeMC? Yoo ya cant skip Theo's!

    • @MIxY__
      @MIxY__ 4 года назад +17

      Velvet room waifus (I kinda want Theo In this compilation and the will change to both husbando and waifus)

    • @B_A-tr
      @B_A-tr 3 года назад +38

      @@MIxY__ but theos best waifu

    • @SweeTToi
      @SweeTToi 3 года назад

      Wafius

    • @micanikko
      @micanikko 3 года назад +27

      @@SweeTToi He's da best waifu tho. He can cook, clean, love u unconditionally, etc.

    • @Collidez1
      @Collidez1 3 года назад +4

      Theo waifu material

  • @cruizer54
    @cruizer54 3 года назад +56

    Who else saw the last pic and was like “HOLD UP.”

  • @irandomtp
    @irandomtp Год назад +12

    Imagine inviting your crush to your bedroom for the first time and then the invisible DJ in your walls starts blasting the most badass tracks known to man

  • @paritheplatypus_8417
    @paritheplatypus_8417 3 года назад +55

    Persona 3 and 4 protags: Yep, velvet room attendents same age pretty cool let's date
    Persona 5: Haha child go BRRRRRRR (Please lavenza what)

  • @Alex-rv6bc
    @Alex-rv6bc 2 года назад +125

    They're all adorable, but the twins and Lavenza confession still melts my heart.

  • @Womprs
    @Womprs 3 года назад +143

    P3 - Megidoleon Spammer
    P4 - Hot Librarian
    P5 - *Bout to get FBI on Speed dial*

  • @mylesobrien7477
    @mylesobrien7477 3 года назад +15

    Funnily enough Elizabeth and P3 MC are very good for each other since they are both definitely the outlier among the others even among other wildcard users and velvet attendants they are rather strange.

  • @nicktanicosilva2582
    @nicktanicosilva2582 3 года назад +22

    Considering how Elizabeth stands as the P3's gate guardian makes her 100% Waifu top list material in my opinion.

    • @nemuritori
      @nemuritori Год назад +1

      based

    • @genso6052
      @genso6052 8 месяцев назад

      I'm more team Makoto, but understandable.

  • @MRIHAVENOTHINGTOSHOW
    @MRIHAVENOTHINGTOSHOW 3 года назад +52

    They skipped the ABCs and went straight to the birds and the bees

  • @KingofMars
    @KingofMars 3 года назад +12

    "I would not resist you choosing the both of us"
    2 for 1 NICE

  • @tomichin3328
    @tomichin3328 3 года назад +16

    Joker: "Makoto, I can explain"

  • @Mutualititve
    @Mutualititve Год назад +11

    I love how technically the Twins are the ones that would be hearing from the police soon instead of Joker lol.

  • @haremfucker2498
    @haremfucker2498 3 года назад +11

    The FBI can't stop me I'm 4 parallels universe ahead of them

  • @geraldowillis8614
    @geraldowillis8614 3 года назад +100

    Yeeeaaaaah, I dont think it's the protagonist wooing the velvet room waifus. It's more that the velvet room waifus wooing the protagonist

  • @theboi3330
    @theboi3330 Год назад +9

    If Persona 6 doesn’t have an Igor route I’m going to go to a casino and play Blackjack with a mask, concealed vintage toy gun and everything

  • @ilhanthediamondcrafter9767
    @ilhanthediamondcrafter9767 Год назад +7

    In their defense, the residents of the velvet room are not human and they are older than they look. So the one who is underage is the MC

  • @staremperor8741
    @staremperor8741 Год назад +8

    P4 and P5 protag: flirting and wooing with their respective Velvet room waifu
    P3 protag: *literally does it with her in his room*
    This is why I P3 is still my favorite lol

  • @CodeNameX001
    @CodeNameX001 9 месяцев назад +4

    Remember, Makoto was SO GOOD, that Elizabeth forsake the Velvet Room, stole the Compendium, and started hunting for a way to free him.
    It's canon.

  • @SomeLonelyShmuck
    @SomeLonelyShmuck 3 года назад +35

    Justine: "You understand this is a secret between us?"
    Wait... this seems backwards... isn't that suppose to be Jokers line?

  • @midtierjesus
    @midtierjesus 3 года назад +85

    5:17 *I'm about to . . .*

  • @loop1654
    @loop1654 Год назад +6

    do the wooing or whatever, but P3 bgm is BANGING AF 😤😤

    • @p3p07
      @p3p07 9 месяцев назад +1

      just like them
      AYOOOO

  • @HexerTheHacker
    @HexerTheHacker 3 года назад +8

    00:12
    Goddamn that song hits just right. Sooo many memories_

  • @lucas9114
    @lucas9114 4 года назад +231

    Jokers going to jail

    • @confusedpanda3746
      @confusedpanda3746 4 года назад +62

      Well at least it explains why his velvet room's a prison

    • @theheavenlyfb4071
      @theheavenlyfb4071 4 года назад +48

      can't go if you're already there

    • @aliridho3513
      @aliridho3513 4 года назад +8

      Always has been

    • @jessISaRicePrincess
      @jessISaRicePrincess 4 года назад +4

      Aren't the velvet room residents supposed to be immortal or ancient?

    • @Mr.Scott86
      @Mr.Scott86 3 года назад +12

      @@jessISaRicePrincess try telling that to the cops

  • @JxTime333
    @JxTime333 3 года назад +8

    That was the moment, why i needed to buy a Justin & Caroline figure, they melted my heart.

  • @what_does_fred_say
    @what_does_fred_say 3 года назад +12

    I’d like to believe that the voice actors were given no context and just told to say the lines in character...

  • @jp_chico
    @jp_chico 3 года назад +4

    P3: Very VERY obviously banged

  • @invalid3354
    @invalid3354 3 года назад +7

    Joker be like: You can't go to jail if you're already in jail

  • @napcat7758
    @napcat7758 3 года назад +12

    Persona 3: yes
    Persona 4: YES
    Persona 5: YE- wait no

  • @TurtleChad1
    @TurtleChad1 7 месяцев назад +2

    Joker got some cute and funny velvet waifus

  • @TomSir79
    @TomSir79 3 года назад +8

    P3 - Full on One-Night-Stand with hard Ditch at the End!
    P4 - Friendzoned with a Kiss!
    P5 - Twin Loli Mighty Morphin Power....but no "tapping" or FBI is on you.

  • @JokerFromPersona5Royal
    @JokerFromPersona5Royal Год назад +4

    Who needs a jail when your mind is already one