This is super cool and unique, with 2 rappers synonymous with the UK scene. To say they’re “the best battlers ever in the world” seems… pretty much objectively false. You can say they’re your personal favorites, but calling them better MCs than literally anyone else who ever battle rappers the world over? That just doesn’t seem…. Correct.
Theyre both just absolute fire 🔥 both great writers, both likeable with a good sense of humour and both great performers. Shuffle t my is my favourite though
If anyone doesn't get the "I mean come on Shuff, don't act like you better man We both drank Pepsi Max from those same old Pepsi cans" bar, here's the explanation; In Hollohan vs Pat Stay, Pat Stay disses Hollohan for doing drugs, to which Hollohan points out “We both smoked crack from the same Coke can”
Lol we caught it. Anyone who doesn’t know that ain’t clicking on a “bad bars” battle. Those people probably don’t care for battle rap, or they’re the type that only watches their “favorite battler” and is in every comment section saying “Diz is the goat” or “Pat is the goat” because that’s the only battler they know.
"When I say he's boring, I'm not simply messing. I call him insomniac because he's not inter-esting" - that's one of the cleverest lines I've ever heard.
Kinda weird that we title this bad bars but over in the states they'd just be considered ...bars. Or URL bars, Daylyt bars. But when he does it people take it seriously. Strange as hell how much image dictates how you're perceived.
the fuck you mean in the states? in the states theyd be considered good, but in the UK theyd be considered the best bars in the history of uk battle rap. except shotty
Lew It was a joke. He was implying that UK rappers are better than US rappers which is clearly ridiculous so I made a sarcastic remark illustrating how ridiculous that is.
OMG that shit was my FAVE! I was just searching the comments for this one! Then the other guy said, "I'll take the FFL outta ur name... for some reason..." lmao oh man that shit is fuckin funny!
I wont lie, this was a funny battle. I like the format, Conceited would thrive with this. Its nice to see a good injection of comedy in the battles. BTW Marlo won witht the "Grater flip" that was too funny.
Just wow.....hands down the funniest battle I've ever seen....sides are hurting from laughing man....who gives a fuck where they were schooled man....like really....they're a breath of fresh air and nuff respect to both guys....that "greater flip" bar was hilarious....loved it man....more of these "bad bars" battles Eurgh PLEEEAAASSE!! 😆
"Now may i direct your attention the security taa..." Thats were i laughed uncontrollably like jafar from Aladdin on a full bus. Imagine all those eyes.
This stuff is genius. I’m an American who really appreciates that stereotypical, dry, witty, British humoUr. Combine that with being a huge fan of battle rap, all the English-speaking leagues, all the battlers, I just love the culture. And this kind of performance can only come from the Uk battle scene. Y’all are irreplaceable in this culture.
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The funny part is their bad bars are better than a load of battle rappers I've heard when they're taking seriously.
Im back after 6-7 years to revisit this gem, greetings from Norway, best battle rappers I’ve seen in the whole world
Same, this is genius
Me too. This is the best battle I have ever seen
🇳🇴 🏴 🔥
Classics like this never die.
This is super cool and unique, with 2 rappers synonymous with the UK scene. To say they’re “the best battlers ever in the world” seems… pretty much objectively false. You can say they’re your personal favorites, but calling them better MCs than literally anyone else who ever battle rappers the world over? That just doesn’t seem…. Correct.
URL rappers are gonna look at these videos and see this as a goldmine full of bars to steal from lmao
URL don't want that what are you talking about?
Tsu Surf would deliver half of these with a straight face.
2019 still halarious
@@khaaliqwalker8547 url is fucking trash those half baked morons would take what they can get. Yes they absolutely would
*JohnJohn has entered the chat*
"The roof aint my child but il raise it"
Line INSTANT CLASSIC
Sad part is eminem basically said this on his recovery album
@@adhopper2294 "i solemnly swear to treat this roof like my daughters and raise it"
@@adhopper2294 cmon mate, don't you know Not Afraid lol
@@realeyesrealisereallies97 41 minuted ago and your replying to a comment 2 years ago lmao
"I'm not doing wordplay on your footwear when I pun shoe." lmfao
The grater flip may just be the best line in rap battle history.
Oh noice
“Shut up dialect and zen” is definitely the best
nah dna malcolm x vs sensa
@@FrazerLoveman Is there any hidden meaning to that one? I find it hilarious just for the surprise factor, and the contempt he says it with
@@aaronfledge Watch their battle against dialect and zen and it will all make sense
"I ain't talking two-dimensional procreation when I say he's my flatmate"
lol at the guy in the crowd at 4:27 "slow it down!" hahahahahaha
That was Arkaic 😂😂
"i'm so sick, i need a week off, you're not sick, you just got a weak cough" hahahah
It was “take a week off” and “fake a wee cough”
@@sebastianGunnarson71 ur a fuckin idiot haha
@@gregbradshaw9174 because he said the right lyrcis? how does that figure haha
@@English_Harry tagged the wrong guy
"He's like an Insomniac, he's not interesting" BODYBAG
Into resting? LMAO that was some FIRE. “Bad bars” me cheeky bum. 😜
If DNA used Marlo's bars, people would respect them
That's sad and true. Haha
That What-Did-You-Re-Do? Line is still top 10 of all time in battle rap for me lol
I don't get it
@@JohnPork-gr3bx did-you-re-do = didgeridoo
Man this line still kills me
''I'll get my dwarf mother to hit you with her car, that's how I kill em with mini-mum drive''
I always thought Shuffle T was the talent of the group but this battle completely shows Marlo is hilariously talented. Maybe he is the real talent.
Greg Cluff I think shuffle is the better performer and Marlo the better writer
MrKiingpin the grater flip and the insomniac line did it for me
Theyre both just absolute fire 🔥 both great writers, both likeable with a good sense of humour and both great performers. Shuffle t my is my favourite though
@@TurtleMC1993 I think marlo writes funnier punchlines but shuffle is a better performer and is more watchable
There both the talent
I'm the opposite of an industrial cooling system. Not a big fan!!
If anyone doesn't get the "I mean come on Shuff, don't act like you better man
We both drank Pepsi Max from those same old Pepsi cans" bar, here's the explanation;
In Hollohan vs Pat Stay, Pat Stay disses Hollohan for doing drugs, to which Hollohan points out “We both smoked crack from the same Coke can”
*same old Pepsi can
Lol we caught it. Anyone who doesn’t know that ain’t clicking on a “bad bars” battle. Those people probably don’t care for battle rap, or they’re the type that only watches their “favorite battler” and is in every comment section saying “Diz is the goat” or “Pat is the goat” because that’s the only battler they know.
this is how some people actually rap
i wish everyone rapped like this
Me.
i beg you do this again this year xD
"So whilst out in Australia...WHAT DID YOU REA' DO?"
+darkabomination345 well done mate
+George Day LOL. Darkabomination is the type of guy to say yes when Tsu Surf asks if he needs to put it in subtitles or something..
+jamestharan nah, he was correcting you for fucking up the line in the first place tbh
+jamestharan You just messed up and someone had to come and correct you. Unless you think you spell 'redo' as 'rea' do'....?
Redo*, it works perfectly well with just 'redo', what was your thought behind 'rea'do'? You think that's how didgeridoo is spelled? 😂
all these years later and that guy in the beanie in the front row still pisses me off with his over the top laughing
Frankie Phraser
I honestly think Shuffle t is the best in Don't flop.
lunar c
+Enlorand 3-0 charlie clips
Heretic
"When I say he's boring, I'm not simply messing. I call him insomniac because he's not inter-esting" - that's one of the cleverest lines I've ever heard.
In- ta/to-resting
This is basically Big Sean the rap battle.
The Didjeridu bar was mad "when in Australia what did you re do" broooo
the roof aint my child but ill raise it!!!!!!!! hahahaha!!!!
Thats Eminem's line. Not afraid
Kinda weird that we title this bad bars but over in the states they'd just be considered ...bars. Or URL bars, Daylyt bars. But when he does it people take it seriously. Strange as hell how much image dictates how you're perceived.
the fuck you mean in the states? in the states theyd be considered good, but in the UK theyd be considered the best bars in the history of uk battle rap. except shotty
Looool james be trollin
Of course. Everyone knows the best rappers are from the UK. Liverpool: Birthplace of Tupac Shakur.
camgan1 Tupac wasn't born in Liverpool...
Lew It was a joke. He was implying that UK rappers are better than US rappers which is clearly ridiculous so I made a sarcastic remark illustrating how ridiculous that is.
best one in years!!
Its like I took the M-A-R-L-O out of your name.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
OMG that shit was my FAVE! I was just searching the comments for this one! Then the other guy said, "I'll take the FFL outta ur name... for some reason..." lmao oh man that shit is fuckin funny!
"When I throw feeces at the crowd, that's when shit hits the fan" BARS HAAAAAAAAAAH XD
THE GRATER FLIP LMFAO THAT WAS LEGENDARY
I wont lie, this was a funny battle. I like the format, Conceited would thrive with this. Its nice to see a good injection of comedy in the battles. BTW Marlo won witht the "Grater flip" that was too funny.
he's an insomniac, he's not intoresting!! madness! haha that was actually pretty sikk! bigg up Marlo!
The cheese grater flip was the most incredible 'rebuttal' in history
We need a round 2
11:15 Marlo --> "Fuck you" Nobody else see this?
Just wow.....hands down the funniest battle I've ever seen....sides are hurting from laughing man....who gives a fuck where they were schooled man....like really....they're a breath of fresh air and nuff respect to both guys....that "greater flip" bar was hilarious....loved it man....more of these "bad bars" battles Eurgh PLEEEAAASSE!! 😆
Had to rewatch after all these years for the grater flip bar, golden.
same. Still one of the best battles
i cant front this is prolly tha funniest battle ive ever seen! hahahahahaha!
*****
lol thanks fam!
This battle never gets old.
9 years later.. can confirm
I love the really bored looking bouncer behind Shuffle.
Top 10 most bored guy I've ever seen
that security guy looks well bored lol
I was just thinking that, he ain't even listening, he must be top 10 of the most bored guys I've seen
This is the best battle DF has uploaded, very good idea- only these two could pull this off... Brilliant work to everyone involved.
this is what zain azrai did vs grist, only it wasn't an april fools battle. zain winning was a joke though.
this is what zain uses against any1
this is the first battle iv seen in a long time that im going to re-watch straight away!
Please TURN ON your subtitles when Villun speaks. It's some funny shit.
"It's model I'll tomato basil like got some bad things"
😂😂😂😂
That Did ya re do line is fire
That dude with grey shirt in the first row have never had this much fun in his entire life.
Great battle, funny AF! 😭 we need a bad bars part 2 💯
"shout out to Anton Murphy". Haaaaaaaahahahaha Brilliant.
Please do more of these battles, it shows the good and humor in battle rap and very entertaining to watch!
wer ist hier wegen den dltlly bad bars battle ??? :D
Ich bin hier wegen dem Käsereibensalto :) das Battle ist einfach der Hammer. Beide Battles
hahahahha aufjeden
+Kay Schümann Ich :D
ich xD
dltlly hat das geklaut
better bars than most of battle rap
Bad bars? This is how I normally rap :(
Apathetic Llama is a pun a bad joke?
@@Ireallyneedintensivetherapy that depends on whether your taste in humour is good or bad..why, you got a good one?
Could someone explain Shuffle-T's "wrap the wrapper, cigarette on my back, roll farris (?) lines?
'Wrap the rapper Zen into a cigarette on my back the way you went Rolf Harris (Roll the riz) on me' - Wordplay calling him a paedophile pretty much
The lyrical scheme is low key amazing
This is one of the few battles that I can watch over and over without skipping a single thing. Instant classic.
So this is how Bloodstro feels...
Well played Sir.
Someone explain the pepsi can line?
The "Fuck you" on 11:18 is priceless
There is constant laughter throughout this entire battle, love it! Great crowd.
And im not doing wordplay on your footwear, when i pun shoe :P
best battle yet, my main problem with a lot of DF rappers is how seriously they take themselves..wana see more like this
"Now may i direct your attention the security taa..." Thats were i laughed uncontrollably like jafar from Aladdin on a full bus. Imagine all those eyes.
Things Shuttle T had to remember to bring for the event:
- A towel
- Two Coronas
- Two limes
- Headphones
the les miserables line... godlike
I watch this video once a week because it has so many quotables stuck in my head
Zain Azrai vs Marlo. Don't tell Zain Azrai it's a bad bars battle. I still think Marlo will win.
Impossible, zains normal bars will be worse
You mean Zain would win, and yeah..I realise this comment is 6 years old 😂
Do more of these. 1 of the best battles I've sin in time
That bouncer is so bored.
Top 10 of the most bored guys I have ever seen, no lie
this is still as good as when it first came out
You can actually see the security guard smiling a bit though, shows how funny those two are!
this battle is a masterpiece
funniest battle iv ever seen
Still Watching!
What Didgeridoo (did you redo? lmao so sick
one of my favourite videos ever man
tbh if tony d used some of the word play everyone would think it was sick
This has to be the most hilarious battle I've seen in a long, long time
Eurgh bring this back!
That towel line had me laughing my ass off 😂😂😂
Revisiting this classic once again
If anything, Marlo + shuffle should do the mirror match battle, just battle each other within the mirror.
i could watch this all day its far too amusing
Looks like Salman Rushdie there in the front....with a beard.
Geoff Raliegh Wish I could thumb that up more than once.
One of the best battles this year and on dont flop ..
Marlo and Shuffle are amazing. This is great.
This stuff is genius. I’m an American who really appreciates that stereotypical, dry, witty, British humoUr. Combine that with being a huge fan of battle rap, all the English-speaking leagues, all the battlers, I just love the culture. And this kind of performance can only come from the Uk battle scene. Y’all are irreplaceable in this culture.
"I call him insomnia because he's not inte-resting"
DAmn!Sick battle!
I think the "I'm the opposite of an industrial cooling system - not a big fan" is good a bar
Marlo and Shuffle-T are officially "the Reach Gods"
give me time i could reach harderm though ngl i love reach rapping
Its mad how little views this has, genuinely one of the funniest things ive ever seen
Its so sad that those lines are actually good 😂😂😂😂😂😂
want to see a rematch next april
As a Dutch person this is my favorite battle because it's so easy to follow
most Marlo & Shuffle battles are quite easy to follow
Dopest rapping I've seen(heard) in a while, Bravo !!
yooooooooooooooo this shit is str8 comedy!! i literally laughed thru this whole "battle"!!! lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Agreed, this is by far one of the best battle i've seen. Nice one Marlo and Shuffle-T.
The les miserable killed me
“Slow it down!” Best crowd participation in a battle
so where are the bad bars? 😁
the thorpe park bit is quality,this was just the best kind of entertaining