Hippie Wife Hippie Life. Johnny Beehner on Marriage and Kids
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- Опубликовано: 17 май 2024
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I was working in a grocery and a customer asked about the types of milks etc that we carried....I was rambling down with the list and was able to sneak in " organic cage -free quail's milk" without batting an eye. The customer didnt question it. Lol
Quail's milk ha ha ha! Po' customer probly looked an looked searching....just think'n - customer comes ask again where it is - tell'em " it's right next th' snake eggs!" 😅
@@raybin6873 th' snake eggs 😁
Got pig oats?
That's hilarious!!!!
@@jesuschristiscallingyou953 Except snakes do lay eggs.
As both a professional soap maker and a hippie, this was pretty funny lol
Does your QC make sure it’s stick-free? 😂
@@massasplinter9939 heh heh hehe I see what ya did there
Cats = toxoplasmosis, bad in SO many ways: miscarriage , cysts, organ failure, low vision, ocular toxo, depression, schizophrenia, Parkinson’s, twitches, cats constantly reinfect themselves, micro eggs live 2yrs in bleach water and still hatch, its congenital in cats and humans, negative tests are inconclusive due to a long dormancy potential, the dormant cysts out-live the antibodies being tested for….
That diaper trick is genius!! I feel like he just helped out a lot of guys.
"Women have a high tolerance for pain. But no patience for mild inconveniences."
Me: Sorry, it's one or the other. We can't do both. 😂
When he said he cut his leg with the soap I was trying to eat a jello cup and it came up my nose I laughed so hard it hurt
The same thing happened to me in college with Hostess cupcakes. My friends called me throw up man.
@@robertschwartz4810 Big Red ....It burned so bad ,my sinuses were on fire ,but I was still laughing . It went through my nasal cavity & out the front . In A restaurant . It was great . I didn't get A cool name though .🤣
Why would you eat during a comedy special? Deathwish?
Really? Hmmm
Oh the citrus burns!!!
This guy is funny and I need to laugh because I am recovering from a stroke and it's not comfortable and it is hard to find joy. Thank you comedy
Kristi Deanda hope you had real doctors and not holistic medicine.
Strokes are no joke.
Joy will heal! Keep finding things that make you laugh. You go, girl! Also, check out Dr. Joe Dispenza. You can completely heal back to where you were before the stroke. You will heal. 😊
Support your role model. Check in on your next stroke and your cancer progress!
Kristi Deanda, hope you are feeling better soon!
That fur ball story had me crying and laughing so hard I was gasping for air. Anyone else think his cat sound impressions were spot on?
I hate cats and he was spot on
Me, too!!! That was hilarious. Could hardly catch my breath I was laughing so hard!!!
Extremely spot on. My stomach hurt so much laughing.
My cats do this stomach pumping thing lol it sounds like water glugging super loud or something
My son used to play with a friend whose mom was like this guy's wife. One day he came home and said, "Mom, why does their whole house smell like beans? Even their dog smells like beans!"
I laughed so hard for half an hour, I was out of breath at the end. Laughed out loud the whole time. The best comedy is when you look at everyday things in a funny way.
You gotta be kidding! My husband is PERFECT for your wife! And I am still hiding candy wrappers and dreading when he finds any food or cosmetic wrapper that lists ingredients! But the craziest thing: my last name before marriage was Beane!
😳
👀👀👀😄😄😄
That’s hilarious 🤣
feels like you met your long lost brother here
As a hippie dippy person myself, I found this hilarious 🤣🤣🔮🍃
“I never found a stick in my Irish Spring!” 😂😂
"she ended up hyphenating"
*uncontrollable laughter*
"are you going to be okay?"
I'm sorry I don't get that part of the joke. What does it mean she ended up hyphenating
@@parmeiladhevi8602 she didnt change her last name she put it after her maiden name
@@parmeiladhevi8602 instead of adopting the husbands name some people just combine the names into a hyphenated form: so if the husbands surname was Smith and the wife's was Jones, it would be Jones-Smith instead of just Smith. It's a stupid thing because most people with hyphenated names end up going by one or the other anyways except on legal forms. Because, frankly, everyone realizes hyphenated names are an abomination.
Did you hear the two names??? BTW none of the people responding here actually get it so you are NOT alone. Now say BOTH names together.
@@jaimhaas5170 Agreed... funny as s***
your wife sounds both crazy and awesome at the same time
The furball bit made me snort and choke on my wrap. Excellent set. I pray this man becomes hugely successful. God bless, guide and protect him!
I just about broke my laptop when I slapped it over and over upon hearing that "it's strange that womens high pain tolerance, is in direct opposition" to our "lack of tolerance for slight inconveniences."
We've earned some convenience. I almost died both times I gave birth. For real. And their birth father acted as if he was in more pain and needed comforting. They had to make him leave the room because he was making it worse. Wimp.
@@beadingbusily I think that says more about your taste in men
As a woman.. I feel attacked... And also recognized.
His version of a cat with a furball made my sides hurt. He is the funniest comedian I have seen in years.
I REALLY LIKE THIS GUYS COMEDY... FIRST TIME FINDING HIM... HOPE HE DOES WELL.
Very funny, great original material, outstanding presentation. I don't normally laugh out loud when watching RUclips comedy but this time I did a lot. Great timing.
OK, I had to really work hard to stifle full blown, out loud laughter so I wouldn’t wake up my sleeping husband! This guy is so freakin’ funny! This may be my favorite Dry Bar performance yet! I’ll be looking for more Johnny Beehner online!
sorry to break it to you buddy but...
you didn't get married, you got adopted! XD
Exactly. She treats him like a child.
At 26:00 I was checking his last name wasn’t 5 and he didn’t have NOVA Laboratories written on him.
Jesus Jesus? Did yo you get my message?
loooooool!!!! i was thinking the same thing!! just go buy your own stuff and eat it in the car, dude! be free!!!
I think it is comedy
I've watched this on 3 separate occasions and IT IS STILL FREAKIN' FUNNY!
No, it is not funny. It is horrific. No woman should treat a man like that. You are mental to think it is funny.
@@chrismoore9997 I agree that she's controlling, but come on, that's uncalled for.
This guy is really funny!!! I've belly laughed more than I can count. I am a hippie and I can relate to his wife...however, I do buy my husband white bread. LOL
I can relate to much of this. Divorced in 2000, still "single" in 2022. I swore I would never let another woman rule my life. Going quite well so far, lol!
He does look insanely healthy, though 🤣
Thank you for this channel. Refreshing to hear some good jokes from people who don't mind being offensive. Comedians who treat their audience as intelligent adults, who understand the difference between insult and good, thought provoking humor.
Lol I never heard anything offensive except for the two stolen jokes lol
Have a couple more kids and that coupon book will be gold
Johnny Beehner is great! Wicked funny! Keep bringing us the laughter!
Low tolerance for mild inconvenience😂😂
Ed's hairball made me laugh out loud for the first time in ages. 👍👍
Mr. Beehner is a very, very funny comic. Enjoy. :)
Diaper genie? Cloth diapers are the real hippie dippy way.
Most Libtarded hippies are idiots.
@@richystar2001 yeah. They should go buy guns like normal people instead. So that their kids can grow up one day and shoot other kids in the school.
Yes! I was gonna say, DISPOSABLE DIAPERS?! Wow, what a sellout hippie! 😂
Nachiket Dhende there are nearly 300 million guns in the USA. Going by your logic there should be at least 56.6 million shootings a year. There’s a problem with your logic, friend. Gun ownership doesn’t cause mass shootings, however, mental illness does.
mamafranklin yuppers. Hell No! I’m not that caring for the environment to clean biohazard on the daily. Yuck. I had a few friends like that. No thanks. I’ll recycle. I try to make less waste I buy used. But there is no way, I would ever use reusable diapers. Nope.
Handsome and funny. His wife is lucky.
"She ended up hyphenating"
Hilarious
Lol 😆 that restaurant joke thinking of flipping the table is hilarious 😂
Love how he turned the crowd around near the end with that fur ball joke.
Great set. I was laughing at the TV.
Great!.. he needs a few specials! He’s wonderful!
You Sir, are great at your job! Thanks for the laughs and God bless you!
This guy is so great! He's the very best one of all the dry bar comedians!
Missing: 2 cats. Reward: 2 cats 😆
“He must have just lost a battle”. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. My sides hurt! Did Timmy fall down a......afterbirth!!!!!!!!!
I know holistic medicine because I live in Taiwan.
I'm an American self-supported Christian missionary but I have fibromyalgia and PTSD.
I started having symptoms when I was 13 and find a time I was 17 it was a nightmare.
how is able to self-diagnose out nose myself by doing research and I found that since I didn't have any health insurance medication wasn't possible.
so I went down to a acupuncture medical school in Anaheim and allowed the doctors to work on me it was awesome.
I had for Korean Christian doctors who are studying Chinese medicine.
At the time I was writing a paper on the power of prayer and alternative forms of medicine
needless to say I found a lot of healing and I got a really good score on my paper the professor really liked it
"Happy Husband, suspicious wife."
Single Man=Happy Man
White guys are easily conquered. You either have dignity or your a defeated puss
@@thisgame2
& there it is....
always gotta be some ignorant, imbecile, in the comment threads, that has to bring race into it, when it has nothing, what so ever to do with whatever the vid is about! Even more idiotic, is they give their own comment a 👍! Dfn.
Ohmygosh I can't breathe he's talking about the cat's hairball and I'm literally crying
That coupon book is for women, not men. She probably wants him to give it back to him! haha I haven't laughed this hard in SOOOOOO long!!! Thank you!
I gotta sneek out of my house to drink 2% 😆
Triona Ryan I feel this on a spiritual level
My husband does too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I prefer the term "happy spouse, happy house"
that's so cute. I like it thanks.
Stolen its mine now.
Love this ❤️
Love it
yusssss...
One of the best performances on DBC. Can totally relate to the hippy soap. I bought some and hubby and I soon found out what this guy found out :)
Funny guy. Deserved the standing ovation.
Gf: my little brother is getting a kitten, can we get one too?
Me: honey we can't afford a kitten.
Gf: well can we go with my little brother to pick his up?
Me: ... I think I know where this is going.
So , what color kitten did you get ?
@@rohypnotist6263 He's gray, and his name is Nimbus. He is either very playful or sleepy and wants to cuddle all the time.
I love how your pfp is a cat...😂
@@gavincleland9010 Your cat kinda looks like toothless.
That was seriously so funny! What a great show!
I have watched comedians for a couple decades atleast and not just the top ten most popular. This guy ranks pretty high and I don't think he's getting enough promotion
This is one of the best sets on Dry Bar yet
Anton Slavik the soap and bread killed me. Tears. Hahahahaha
@@MzClementine Yes that was funny, and I love/buy that kind of bread/soap! Great delivery. 😂 And when he commented about the set... That was totally off the cuff. That Christopher Cross album?! I almost peed.
@@MzClementine these cows were not treated humanly
Anton Slavik watch cat jokes it’s so good
I think Andy Woodhull is funnier, but yeah, this guy is great.
This is the first time I have laughed out loud in months or years even. Thanks. I had a hippie wife for about 3 months.
Do tell
Everyone makes mistakes.
I bet you are happier now that you are free of her.
Happy divorce!
AND NO MORE STINK PATULEY OIL
I didn't know I could laugh and be depressed at the same time
Cage free almond milk 🥛 ! 😂😂😂😂
Can't believe I just discovered Dry Bar Comedy... great, fresh stuff!
This guy is very funny. Loved his jokes.
I watch you often and never stop laughing! THANK YOU SO SO MUCH
💥😂😂😂😂💥👍👍👍...
He checks all the boxes !!!
Very funny !
the ticket coupon one really got me LOL! She deadass took it out, like "NOPE! not even if I handed it to you"
So Utube, how long before the ads are longer than the entertainment set and you become unwatchable like TV?
Todaywefly oh wow yes!! Thank you. Sooo true and annoying.
Omg 😮, it was annoying years ago when I stopped watching t.v and then I decided to watch some Christmas Day , Grizzly V Man , ten minutes of show and twenty of commercials, unbelievable.
i didn't see any ads.course i have the extension ' ublock plus adblocker'. might try that, eh ?
RUclips vanced. Hard time finding that? RUclips pink. Its not on the app store you might be surprised to know.
Start video... scroll to end... restart video... your welcome.
I need to laugh today. 😂 thank you. You are hilarious!
OMG I'm a cat person but that hairball part is so on point XD
I cried laughing at that! He had the noise down pat! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
I legit had to pause it to get my breath!
Who would thumbs down this amazing comedy??
I know right. This guy was great. His delivery was superb. I am watching him for the third or fourth time now. But there are now 902 thumbs downs. Who are these people giving those thumbs down? Has me puzzled.
Thumbs down is probably from Democrats.
@@twilson377 lolll
Lol how'd these guys get married, sounds like they couldn't be a worse match
The hairball thou 🤣
Marrying strictly for looks 👀 creates these marriages...
That’s where u get all those stereotypical marriage jokes too, don’t work that way when you’re yolked together, especially in Christ!
White guys are easily conquered. You either have dignity or your a defeated puss
I'm surprised she uses disposable diapers.
I'm not. Stupid tend to marry stupid!
All neo hippies cave to convenience. Think of all the organic food is plastic packaging.
Ditto. I was the queen of granola, with cloth diapers.
Patrick Cassidy I’m guessing that much of what he says, is based more on it’s comedic value, than on fact. If not, someone will post “I can’t believe he named his son “Shoe” “
That was the only part of the story that made it implausible.
This guy is legit funny!!!
I loved this whole set 😂😂😂😂
One of the best from Dry Bar.
What a great set! I laughed out loud through the whole set.
That was the funniest comedian I’ve heard on Dry Bar!🤣😄
Wait until she says "Is that processed sugar I smell on you?" Then you're in trouble dude. Get some mint leaves, organic humanely raised by angelic elves mint leaves, and chew man chew. You can keep some leaves or sticks in you pocket; next to the m&m wrappers. :)
Legend has it, he still didn't get his coke...
I enjoyed this through and through! 😂
Someone please give this man a Snickers!
The "lover coupons" Ive gotten are FAR from what he got!😂
Good for you.
Pick your battles,great advice
love love this guy never heard him and i listen to comedians as therapy for depression!! hes friken adorable!
Dharma & Greg IRL .🌻👔
😦 he even kinda looks like him 😄
I laughed out loud like a lunatic when he drank the milk!
He does the cat sounds extremely well. He must have been a cat in a previous life. 😂
Good set, love the cat stuff.
If I was at the live show, when he was done I would walk up to that man and say I’m so sorry and give him some candy
PinkPalladian Allura yeah so would i
He also needs the name and number of a good divorce lawyer so he can get out of that poisonous relationship. Better to be alone than saddled with a woman like that.
@@chrismoore9997 you do know what comedy means, right?
Lol theres an ad on this video for irish springs
Pamela Constante lol 😂 so cool
I got one for pull-ups
Water?
Dry Bar is great fun, AND it also validates my single lifestyle.
Priceless!
Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me get through the pandemic!
The almonds are responsibly sourced from a non-caged environment lol
🤣🤣🤣😂😂 I AM THAT WIFE!!
really like the fact Drybar asks their comedians what set they would like! almost all comment on them lol
Your wife is just like my husband. Hahahaha. I was gonna make rice crispy treats for Christmas caroling and my husband says what are you trying to do? Kill them???????
I have a new favorite comedian! ... gonna look for more of your stuff Johnny!
Tik tok brought me here. You need a Netflix Special ASAP!!!!
I love people names for pets. Dad had dogs called Luke and Kevin when I was growing up. His current dogs are called Mitch and Jackson haha
idk man. sometimes it feels weird. at least with some names. I also think it somehow has to suit the animal. So I try my best to come up with a name that is not a human name. but my creativity is lacking and sometimes use human names (but only if the animal looks like that name if you know what I mean).
My family's dog that I first remember was named Kelly.
The next one was a puppy my aunt brought over to a family gathering, and with the whole extended family there we thought we could come up with a good name by going through the alphabet...
Grandma said, "Abigail."
So, Abigail, or Abby it was...
Years later, when I lived with my father... it was somehow decided that my father should adopt a lhaso apso from his mother's friend... and it was named Gingles... but my father's friend changed his name to Killer, after his own, much larger dog was backed, whimpering into a corner by "Killer".
When I had to name the first dog I got on my own, I picked him up by the scruff, looked at his face... and called him Clyde.
After that... I left the naming of pets to girlfriends... who would come up with names like "Pinky"...
One thing about pet names though... I really don't see much point in even naming a cat. It's not like they'll pay any attention to you anyway.
Bob in the West nah some cats will respond. I also think it’s the tone of the sound you make for certain cat names. High pitch catches their attention. Will they come to you? Maybe not. Will they look at you? Yes.
Also I think I’ve changed my stance on human name, I can see animals with it now. Just some names feel too off.
@@georgaseebalack6003 ...
I knew a kid in high school (he was a fan of "The Who") and he named his dog "Mr. Peter Townsend".
And a girl in school who named her dog "dee oh gee".
@@bobinthewest8559 😁 people are so creative. Lovely
That woman in the audience sounds like she's shouting everytime she laughs lol
Someone is married to her. Every day.
@@xyzct and has learned not to make her laugh
Great comedian, great audience. Thanks Drybar!
It DOES look just like the cover of that Christopher Cross album! LMAO
To his left (our right) that looks like a 2 headed flamingo.
Ashalon Francis 😂
watch out kid
it's been 8 months probably too late
I've watched this 3 times! Im 60 yrs old and I'm living through the same stuff! Misery loves company!!! LOL! Been married for 42 years and I'm very happy, except I miss my candy! Lol! BE SAFE,GOD BLESS!!!
Don't know if you realized it or not but you just pointed out you are living under controlling dominating disrespectful behavior. You love the company/camaraderie extended by this act. Yet you say you are happy. I would offer that you are happy in spite of the way you are treated. Points to you. We all have to find happiness within. If you tried treating your wife the way she treats you, would that work?
You let society control you...you don't care about your freedom nor mine.
You are crazy to stay married to a horrific woman like that for so long. Get a divorce and be happy.
Marriage shouldn't be miserable
:( why do it? I love my husband and if I ever felt this negative about our relationship for an extended period of time, I would seek out counseling or leave. I wouldn't just live like that...