When I was in college I used to get wicked hammered. My nickname was Puke. I would chug a fifth of SoCo, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people's empties, some brewskies, some Jell-O shots, do some body shots off myself, pass out, wake up the next morning, puke, rally, more SoCo, head to class. Probably would have gotten expelled if I had let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. Got straight Bs. They called me Buzz.
Nope, it can't end like this. I slept in my car last night, quit my job, burned all my bridges. I went to the bathroom on my bosses car and I did unspeakable things with Carla Fern.
@@trukeesey8715 Too be fair the office is pretty tame when it comes to sitcoms. shows like south park and it's always sunny in philadelphia are way more mean spirited.
@@justsomedangerbigfootwithweb Vous avez raison. All entertainment corporations are led by satanists and witches who are hostile toward caucasians and Christians, so everything is a matter of degree in that world.
Of course. I applied there in 1965 because it was one of only two schools in USA that had a course in herpetology. The other was Arizona State University.
@@mb-nq8fs Thank you. Longer ago in time there was a satirical version of this song. I thought maybe the other school in in competition against Cornell might have been the source of this comment, but you have setted me straightly.
The “Alma Mater tune” of Cornell University is the most beautiful, heart ❤️ rendition, which is the foundation of ALL Alma Maters, worldwide! This amazing music will bring tears to all the graduated Alumni! Why? Because. It is the most modified one that schools of higher learning, one will ever find dearest to the heart and soul!
i never went to cornell but i heard this in an old movie and was so taken by it that i looked it up and i enjoy singing it to myself or to anyone who will listen. over the years i have run into alumni by chance and i sing it to them, not sure what they think of it.
The Andy Bernard reference is to a character on The Office tv show. He kept mentioning that he went to Cornell. This song was played at the end of Dirty Dancing but the words were changed.
Even though I've never attended Cornell University, I appreciate it - for it is what is truly a fine and decent institution of higher learning. Mr. Ezra Cornell - you've done good!
Same tune as the Central Catholic High school in Lawrence, Mass Alma mater. We also have “lift the chorus speed it onward, loud her praises “bless” Hail to thee our Alma mater” at that same point.
Far above Cayuga's waters/ There's an awful smell/ Some say that it's the Cayuga/ Others say Cornell! Not the bravest/ Not the brightest/ Nor the best are we/ By courtesy of our tuition/ Cornell University! (No hatred to Cornell, I just knew the joke lyrics long before the real ones!)
@@yuh3277 You're wrong. "Who" needs to be capitalized. You require a question mark at the end since it is an interrogative sentence. I note you didn't bother with any punctuation. Also, you're lacking a period in your rebuttal. Case closed. Good-bye.
D K oh my god ur a nerd and a half. Who doesn’t need to be capitalized because you’re username was the beginning of the sentence. And I’m typing a RUclips comment. I don’t need punctuation. If I was writing a normal essay I would use it. Go have fun with your thoughts cause you have no friends
High above the LA freeways, And the traffic's whine, Stands the well-known galactronics, branch of Yoyodyne. To the end, we swear undying Loyalty to you, Pink pavilions bravely shining Palm trees tall and true.
Planted in the Blue Ridge Mountains High above the plains Stands out noble Alma Mater Kissed by sun and rain Pickens High our Alma Mater Deep in our hearts we’ll hold Love and loyalty we give thee Green and white and gold Years may dim our recollection Change in time will come While we live we ever cherish Friendships here begun Pickens High our Alma Mater Deep in our hearts we’ll hold Love and loyalty we give thee Green and white and gold
It's the song they sing at the end of the talent show. Same music, different words, though. Right before the famous "nobody puts Baby in the corner" line ;)
“Oh I can so just sit here and cry!”
Matthew Labbe This quote just played on the TV as I read this comment what a coincidence 💀.
Matthew Labbe “just sit and cry just sit here and cry”
Your just not good! Your just not go-ood
My name is Andrew bernard... The Nard Dog!
lol precisely why I'm here.
Anyone else here because of Andy Bernard?
"Oh I can so just sit here and cry"
italian724 rit dit dit di doo
My whole life is a booger bubble
"My family is broke"
When I was in college I used to get wicked hammered. My nickname was Puke. I would chug a fifth of SoCo, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people's empties, some brewskies, some Jell-O shots, do some body shots off myself, pass out, wake up the next morning, puke, rally, more SoCo, head to class. Probably would have gotten expelled if I had let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. Got straight Bs. They called me Buzz.
Nah but all the office jokes aside that is a straight up banger
Nope, it can't end like this. I slept in my car last night, quit my job, burned all my bridges. I went to the bathroom on my bosses car and I did unspeakable things with Carla Fern.
Phew flag on the play
You can't just sit here and cry.
You can't just sit here and cry.
first thing that comes to mind whenever I hear cornell: Andy Bernard and his ra-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ways
Dwight Schrute Yup!
I looked up this song to find Andy Bernard singing it and then I found out it was an actual song😂
No idea who that is supposed to be.
@@trukeesey8715 the Office
@@yuh3277 Thank you. When I saw how cruel and selfish were those characters, I resolved never to watch another episode.
@@trukeesey8715 Too be fair the office is pretty tame when it comes to sitcoms. shows like south park and it's always sunny in philadelphia are way more mean spirited.
@@justsomedangerbigfootwithweb Vous avez raison. All entertainment corporations are led by satanists and witches who are hostile toward caucasians and Christians, so everything is a matter of degree in that world.
Ed helms brought me here
Last night I ordered a pizza by myself and ate it over the sink like a rat.
That's probably the most beautiful thing I've ever read on youtube
@@thelaw2174 lol thank you. It's from The Office
@@tazdianbrewhaha1402 what episode?
@@thelaw2174 S9E16 if I remember correctly
@@tazdianbrewhaha1402 Thanks, I'm watching The office. Started 2 weeks ago and I just started season 9
Long live Andrew Bernard and Cornell!
Made me think of Creed when he said "Its pronouced Colonel, it's the highest rank in the military." lol
take that dwight!
Cornell. Ever heard of it?
Of course. I applied there in 1965 because it was one of only two schools in USA that had a course in herpetology. The other was Arizona State University.
@@trukeesey8715 it’s a reference from NBC’s “The Office”
@@mb-nq8fs Thank you. Longer ago in time there was a satirical version of this song. I thought maybe the other school in in competition against Cornell might have been the source of this comment, but you have setted me straightly.
It’s pronounced Colonel it’s the highest rank in there military
Without is agricultural program we wouldn't have cabbage
Stupid Dumbass *modern cabbage
*at least not modern cabbage
Without Schrute farms you would not have beets
Beautiful song, and campus. Keep changing the world.
I’m here because I graduated from Cornell;…one of the most beautiful campuses in the nation.
That's a big red bear. Thats a BOBBLE BIG RED BEAR...GOD!!!
I'll never forget the best years of my life at my favorite place in the world. Cornell is and will always be "gorges".
The office (amazing) I want 30 more seasons
But with Michael in it
Andy Bernard
GO NARD DOG!!
The “Alma Mater tune” of Cornell University is the most beautiful, heart ❤️ rendition, which is the foundation of ALL Alma Maters, worldwide! This amazing music will bring tears to all the graduated Alumni! Why? Because. It is the most modified one that schools of higher learning, one will ever find dearest to the heart and soul!
I visited Cornell University my senior year of high school (Fall 2008). It’s gorgeous up there! Ithaca is beautiful
Ithaca is beautiful - I worked at the Ithaca branch of Dunder Mifflin before it was closed.
i never went to cornell but i heard this in an old movie and was so taken by it that i looked it up and i enjoy singing it to myself or to anyone who will listen. over the years i have run into alumni by chance and i sing it to them, not sure what they think of it.
Best school hymn I've heard.
Go Big Red!!! I literally have goosebumps and am proud to be part of the Cornell story!!!
The Andy Bernard reference is to a character on The Office tv show. He kept mentioning that he went to Cornell. This song was played at the end of Dirty Dancing but the words were changed.
When graduation comes... there’s a lot of students crying when they sing this for the last time (as undergrad students at least)
GOD, I miss Cornell
And I wish I could get into Cornell.
You never went to Cornell!
J/k
Or am I...
But did you?
Same here!
I always get emotional listening to this. I miss college
Cornell better get it together and give this man an honorable title. He did more for this university than money can buy really.
Join hands, hearts and voices. Voices, hearts and hands. At Kellerman's the friendship lasts long as the mountain stands.
why do I keep listening to this!
I am from Ithaca and this might as well be be Ithaca’s anthem
Even though I've never attended Cornell University, I appreciate it - for it is what is truly a fine and decent institution of higher learning.
Mr. Ezra Cornell - you've done good!
Ed Helms' acting was so legendary that they named a school after it, wow!
God bless Cornell and for all it stood for in the 30's❤
“It’s pronounced colonel and it’s the highest rank in the Military” - Creed Bratton
“ITS PRONOUNCED CORNELL AND ITS THE HIGHEST RANK IN THE IVY LEAGUE!”
-boner champ
The song's actual title is "Annie Lisle", from 1857, words and music by H.S. Thompson
You sing beautifully. That's a melodic performance._ Great anthem Cornell! Go #BigRed...
He Is Butt
texaspoontappa he is hawt
Screw you Texaspoontappa
Fuck you Jason Jason Jason
He’s not hawt he’s gay
This is a beautiful alma mater if not the most beautiful👏🎶
Hail Cornell
Agora eu já sei a linha de baixos de duas universidades, da que eu estudei, e da Cornell. Obrigado Andy.
Tiong Leng Tiong Leng!
Alma mater melody was used Korean highschool called, SONGDO.
The school was built at 1906.
cool, a great video. Thanks for the love you put into it! Keep it up :) :) :)
TED COLLEGE ANTHEM AS WELL AS CSU, AMERICAN UNI OF BEIRUT , SEVERAL UNI IN CHINA AND FEW MORE USE THIS BEAUTIFUL ANTHEM, I always cry when I listen.
Same tune as the Central Catholic High school in Lawrence, Mass Alma mater. We also have “lift the chorus speed it onward, loud her praises “bless” Hail to thee our Alma mater” at that same point.
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Far above Cayuga's waters/
There's an awful smell/
Some say that it's the Cayuga/
Others say Cornell!
Not the bravest/
Not the brightest/
Nor the best are we/
By courtesy of our tuition/
Cornell University!
(No hatred to Cornell, I just knew the joke lyrics long before the real ones!)
Damn I came here bc of Andy Bernard but this is actually quite nice
This is my first choice I really wanna go!!!!
Adam James be rich!!
Min3gam3r156 you don’t have to be rich to go
Are you here yet?
I came here after watching The Office for like 30 times, and thought ‘well I like this song’. (Toby smashing flowers on the wall)
Exactly same me too
OH I CAN SO JUST SIT HERE AND CRY.
My favorite alma mater.
Long live the boner champ
Boner Champ > Broccoli Rob
Kind of sad that in this thread there are many mentions of Andy Bernard but not one comment about Carl Sagan.
D K who cares about the fact people only really know about Cornell because of Andy Bernard
@@yuh3277 Well, based on your grammar skills, I'm sure YOU didn't attend Cornell.
D K I am 15 years old. Plus my grammar wasn’t even wrong in that sentence
@@yuh3277 You're wrong. "Who" needs to be capitalized. You require a question mark at the end since it is an interrogative sentence. I note you didn't bother with any punctuation. Also, you're lacking a period in your rebuttal. Case closed. Good-bye.
D K oh my god ur a nerd and a half. Who doesn’t need to be capitalized because you’re username was the beginning of the sentence. And I’m typing a RUclips comment. I don’t need punctuation. If I was writing a normal essay I would use it. Go have fun with your thoughts cause you have no friends
Here is a little gift to all my friends who attended Cornell in Ithaca. Fondly , Wells alum class of 1978
Hail Cornell, from IU. I think we got exactly the same tune for Alma Mater lol
best "fight song" of all time
Isn’t this the song before the final dance in Dirty Dancing?
is whispering corridorsreboot out now?
Hey Cornell, one of your Alumni Mr. Andrew Bernard send me here !
This is the same as our Alma Mater at my high school LMAOO
Is the name of your Alma Mater also in this list?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annie_Lisle
Here comes treble
would love the satb for this song
music.library.cornell.edu/alma-mater Mi familia Condes de Barcelona centos de anos pasados.
The Office USA Bring me here 😂 😂 😂
RED AND BLACK!
High above the LA freeways,
And the traffic's whine,
Stands the well-known galactronics,
branch of Yoyodyne.
To the end, we swear undying
Loyalty to you,
Pink pavilions bravely shining
Palm trees tall and true.
Joe Delilo Amen.
@ Joe Delilo: That was pretty good! I love it!
Nard daawwwg
Dirty Dancing
All hail! OAS AAS LLS. If you know you know.
I tried to add a like to go from one to two, but then couldn’t because I’m the one that liked this over a year ago. All Hail!
Good bless Andy Bernard!
aka The Nard Dog
Long live cornell
This is just, idk what it is, but I like it
Rut ut dut da doo
송도고를 찾으셨습니까 휴먼?
Hail Cornell 🐻❤
By The Wondrous Leaky Waters
And Great Mount White Head!
A graduation song in Kindergarten and Elementary and High School and College in the Philippines 👩🎨👨🎨🎵🎶🎼🎙🎤🇵🇭
Far above Cayuga waters
andy bernard greatest alum of cornell
산수 좋고 역사 깊은~~
Yep, just found out my school song (KU - Crimson and Blue) was basically copied from Cornell :(
Is this the Sherwoods?
Planted in the Blue Ridge Mountains
High above the plains
Stands out noble Alma Mater
Kissed by sun and rain
Pickens High our Alma Mater
Deep in our hearts we’ll hold
Love and loyalty we give thee
Green and white and gold
Years may dim our recollection
Change in time will come
While we live we ever cherish
Friendships here begun
Pickens High our Alma Mater
Deep in our hearts we’ll hold
Love and loyalty we give thee
Green and white and gold
roo do do do doo
I think I saw Bernard Hall
Dirty Dancing? Why am I thinking of that?
It's the song they sing at the end of the talent show. Same music, different words, though. Right before the famous "nobody puts Baby in the corner" line ;)
Ken Dryden thats how i know Cornell
omg Lehigh Unviersity has the same alma mater!
Now that's a school.
Sounds like that one scene from monsters university even though this is way older then monsters,university
I’m manifesting a Cornell ED acceptance! 🤞
Edit: Got deferred but still hopeful
Is so good for my child
Ours sounds like theirs
And suddenly my parents went broke because my father blew through all our money
This is nearly identical to the alma mater song of KU
They played this at my Graduation
great!
guys its okay sorry you didn't get into Columbia
This is the same hymn of my High school and The same hymn of The University of Alabama
i wonder if they sing this at football games